/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>1645980
cute

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>1646016
>>1646017
Based Kawaiiope posters

IN-TRO-DUCING the nigger of Nippon, the spook of Sendai, the jiggaboo of Gifu, the Miyagi moon cricket, the Kyoto coon, the Saitama spade, the tarbaby of Tokushima, the third worst thing to fly into Japan, the one, the only, Calliope Mori!

<3

>>1645731
>Down the whole bottle, refill the prescription, and do it again.
Astrology ruined a entire milinia of fools

>I've been curious about this since she first brought it up.
I'm glad I'm not only deadbeat curious about what secrets my Mori seeks out in the labrynth of her minds history

>>1646084
Btw, I DO mean the heart, I just really like that copypasta. No disrespect to Mori.

where do moris grow?

First Gamers, and now animega are fully sold out of their stock of the Your Mori EP. One less sticker option to grab if you already haven't.

>>1646250
Find bullied girls who spent a lot of their time on 4chan,and is now a starving artist having trouble meeting end's meet

What kind of genre of music is Lively bopping to Death's knocking?

>>1646323
Koopa...

>>1646323
it's that easy eh

>>1646323
>girls who spend a lot of their time on 4chan
fuck, so none nowadays

>>1646016
>>1646017
Double Kawaiiope again...

>>1646390
30% of the thread, anon, by the very rough estimate of an old poal and 4ch demographics

>>1646390
You'd be surprised. Girls love vtubers and streaming culture.

>>1646547
I wonder how many breedposters are women

>>1646547
L O N D O N ?

>>1646612
>>1646459
oops

>>1646618
They'll never reveal themselves on a board dedicated to simping for women.

>>1646642
>simping
Go back

Mori has inspired a new generation of weeaboo girls to pursue their passion in Japan to become an "idol". Could you imagine if someone comes out in 25 years and they mentioned Calli Mori as their role model and inspiration? It would be complete bonkers.

>>1646649
>Young fresh JP idols come on to the scene
>Credit Mori, who stopped streaming a number of years before they were even born, as a source of inspiration

I would cry.

>>1646649
>It would be complete bonkers
Not really, I could already name her as my role model.

>>1646644
that is the japanese term for this activity, pic related

>>1646016
>>1646017
Kawaiiope mind

>>1646767
No. It was originally an acronym for "Sucker for Mediocre Pussy", meaning obvious.
It was then used as an insult to fans of internet girls.
But just like nigger, the word was absorbed and mutated and is in many circles just as harmless as the word "support" now.

>>1646839
The way that last point is written sounds really funny.

>>1646839
>an acronym for "Sucker for Mediocre Pussy"
Uhh, you sure it's not a backronym (missing an i at that)? I always assumed it's just short for "simpleton" or something like that.

>>1646017
>>1646016
MOOOOOOT

>>1647381
its suckers for idolizing mediocre pussy, missed a word there

>>1647381
The correct acronym is Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy, but he got it almost right and the rest of the details of it are right. Doesn't make using it here any more acceptable, though.

>>1647425
>Doesn't make using it here any more acceptable
Kooky Kickflip...

>>1647425
Doubly true because I'm sure Moririn's aching womb and lack of skills with literally any level of intimacy would mean that any pussy you get from her would involve her being extremely eager and she would try her absolute best to please you so you cum inside.

I wanna make dinner for this huge dork

>>1647554
Do you see the zoombie posting on 4chan? Kiara uses it as well, but I will continue to bully the fuck out of anyone who's such a newfag they use that word.

>>1647627
I have so many foods I wanna make for her. Not an architect, I just wanna be a good husband and cook for my busy wife. Making that breakfast absolutely perfect was the most fun part of the shrine.

>>1647574
This but the point is it's just a terribly normalfag term used by retard normalfags. Can't people just use the term support? I'm not giving her money because she's a woman.

When will they collab?

>>1647997
>depends on corporation for everything
Didn't she make her music with the help of the people she had connection with as her alterpersona? Cover never does jack shit.

>>1648046
Friendly reminder that you can, in fact, report a post for being extremely low quality.

>>1647997
Holy kek

Got the drawing tablet, take my first attempt at drawing Mori

>>1648572
Looks very O-Mori at the moment, but still good.

I just woke up in a cold sweat because I realized mori sounds just like Mythra from xenoblade 2

>>1648126
idk I kinda liked the meme, got a hearty kek on it but I don't like to give Cover any credit for doing anything for her music.

>>1648658
that's fair

Can some drawanon fix this with a skeleton?

>>1648046
>didn't she make her music with the help of the people she had connection with as her alterpersona?
That only happens because Mori’s manager is an absolute chad who would rather cash in a few favors for her than let her dance in the hand of someone she barely knows.

>>1647425
>>1647381
>>1646839
It's Squirrels In My Pants, and will always be.

sharing this awesome completion of Mori's Reality Marble

>>1649239
Looks epic dude

>>1646332
I would probably say something like hybrid trap, though I also get hints of opera and dark classical music in the breakdowns too

>>1648572
Not bad for a first time. Now go do your classical anatomy/composition/linework/gesture reps.

>>1649239
>the DD version has no deadbeats beside her.
>DD Alter has demons beside her instead
>Akuma Saikoro Pseudo Servant Has her concentrating the Reality Marble into her Scythe and striking the enemy with it.

>>1648831
Came out way more alienesque than I hoped it would but uhh, yeah

>>1648572
Moree head beeg
go anon go

Last one before I really have to take a step back and read into how to utilize art software since it's supposed to be even more convenient than traditional art.

>>1646016
>>1646017
How long until the third one spawns

https://streamable.com/eq8bfv
https://streamable.com/ic0v2s

Pastebin anon should add this to the big house of mori

>>1649710
Has "I love you. I mean that shit. Thanks for stickin' around for your boy." gotten a clip yet?

>>1649770
https://streamable.com/8372yk

>>1649794
>looking right into the camera in the thumbnail
Her face is so sweet.

>>1649239
>>1649324
>thread theme
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CscTM7dqueI

>>1649324
>>DD Alter has demons beside her instead
>one has pink hair

>>1649324
>Akuma Saikoro Pseudo Servant Has her concentrating the Reality Marble into her Scythe and striking the enemy with it.
> First and Second Saint Graphs look like Karrot, final form looks like Karrot with long pink hair

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I miss Takamori content a lot. Mori is cutest when she's playing around with Kiara.

>>1647997
When will they collab?

>>1650031
>50-cent

The actual good chance for someone to feature her that Cover will not say no to is this guy

>>1650078
how about this guy?

>>1650078
Why does he look like he's pressing his lips together?

>>1649954
I´m going to bully you.

>>1649954
Can't relate

>>1650078
>Sheeran
You know what, he's eccentric enough to pull it off. He's collaborated with many different types of artist that it does make sense.

Too bad he's in a hiatus.

>>1650078
Mori will collab with Cojum Dip and you'll like it

>>1650175
>too bad
fuck you

>>1650078
Still waiting for Cover to reach out to ebin nip guitar shitposter

Jules got in, so there's a chance

>>1646084

Who's the next JP collab going to be?>

>>1650175
Not to mention that he's worked with asian artists before. And he's a fellow Eminem fan.

>>1649954
You aren't alone anon, although what I miss the most are their offcollabs, because Chicken doesn't try to yuribait in those. If we can get their actual friendship even on the regular collabs, that would be nice. But don't worry anon, Mori said recently, that they're gonna collab soon.

>>1649954
>but I miss Takamori content a lot.
Understandable. Personally I've gotten my TakaMori fix and would rather see her collab with the other girls more. However I can't deny they have good chemistry.
>Mori is cutest when she's playing around with Kiara.
Now you've completely lost me.

>>1649954
Alright, go back to fishing for compliments in one of your anti threads, Kiara.

>>1650078
Yeah but 50cent has done a lot things with internet personalities and has been done it pretty early on and before really any other rapper.

>>1649954
I don't miss it at all and I would rather her collab with Ina and Reine more and try collabing with JP. But there's a silver lining for you because she did say she was going to have a kiara collab and if I'm not mistaken it's a readalong that's probably yuri. No, Mori is the cutest during solo streams talking to deadbeats, especially in members streams

>>1650410
>if I'm not mistaken it's a readalong that's probably yuri.
I'm conflicted. That does sound funny but I'm so tired of the Kiara's yuribait gag.

>>1650468
Too bad, Mori would be okay with it and Kiara needs to stay relevant. This is from a stream two weeks ago when someone had to sc Mori if she's planning a collab with Kiara

>>1650468
If it'll end up being Mage & Demon Queen, that's gonna be actually funny.

>>1650542
That readalong came up numerous times, so it's basically a fixed thing.

>>1649954
Takamori collabs are actually really good. I just don't like that their characters revolve around a yuriship, and I don't like how chimkin promotes it. When you self-advertise your own ship that you're involved with a bit too much, it never feels genuine.

>>1650621
Absofucking-lutely this. Kustori needs to chill the fuck out

>>1643456
damn, I kneel, this is some good shit

Ayo, who dis?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFYBz9ditTo

>>1650621
Why the fuck can't you just be the real friends you actually are also on stream, Kiara?

>>1650723
<rrat>they're not actually friends</rrat>

>>1650649
>>1650621

>That UNO collab

Kiara toning it down is just as likely as Mori calling back Suisei.

>>1650723
Yeah, I want to see the Kiara that Mori described not the one we got.

>>1650772
Imagine just how bad you have to be to make Mori of all people visibly cringe.

>>1650802
Hearty kek

>Latest rrat confirmed that Mori has murdered no less than 4 people in Japan

I worry about our boy Deadbeats.

>>1650848
God, I wish it were me.

>>1650848
After all, murder IS so fxxking kawaii.

Speaking of readalongs, i would love to see Mori read some old Spiderman comics like some storylines like a Kraven's Last Hunt.

>>1650410
I want to see Mori make a good ship other than Kiara, maybe with someone who had a crush on her but hides it as much as possible, it would be a really cute, shipping arc. I wanna see her pair up with Gura but I know that Guramefags are too far gone and would definitely not like it, so a kouhai/future kouhai taking that role would make it more cuter.

>>1650797
Yeah, this would be much better.

>>1650893
I'd rather her just be homies with everyone. She has no need for a ship to begin with when she can't even act a good one with Kiara. I was pretty damn worried that Reine might push a ship with Mori but Reine just chilled and wanted to be friends with her that at the end Mori even hooked Reine with her fishing rod and said "You're my last catch!"

>>1650938
My boy is so fucking smooth.

boys, after seeing tony Hawk do a line for Luna, I looked some shit up, and apparently Snoop Double G Dogg is open for delivery on Cameo

any local richbeat up for getting her a bday gift of a lifetime?

>>1650893
EN2 will give us a perfect pair for Mori, but she'll legitimately be tsundere for her.

>>1650848
>ywn be murdered by Mori
why even die

>>1650893
>I want to see Mori make a good ship other than Kiara
Yeah, never gonna happen. Since Mori isn't into girls, and Takamori only happened, because Kiara was actually there and asked for it. Also what you're asking is basically her betraying her friend and Mori isn't into that shit.

>>1650960
Eminem cameo now

>>1650960
Doesn't it take months before a celebrity delivers a video? And I think Mori would prefer it if the Snoop noticed her out of his own will rather than fans paying for it.

>>1650718
Milky's co-worker. What is she doing anyway?

>>1650982
Ships doesn't have to be the romantic type, but filled with teetee, kinda like Mikkorone or Pekomoona

>>1651036
just a zatsudan it seems

>>1650891
An KFP indie chuuba did a Batman year one readalong several hours ago. Apparently it can be done.

Why is it so hard to find lyrics for d6 songs

>>1651100
wait, lemme pull up my speedsheet.

>>1651100
Because she stopped including them after RWB

>>1651100
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ULNc7nMHKN5QtaZ55cs2oh1vxKP7isPu/view?usp=sharing
This isn't everything, but I made this.

>Morigeddon
Can't even think of a catchy name. You know antis have been drained of everything when you realize that they can't even be original about it.

>Moripocalypse is now copyrighted and protected by the deadbeats

>>1651067
>Ships don't have to be romantic

That's actually new to me. BNecause whenever I hear Morina or Calligula, it feels like people assume it's romantic since they feel like bringing up Gurame as a rival

>>1651213
>Not Calli Yuga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GheYqxgKWv0
Oh hey, remember that one time when Nhato swooped in and won Mori's competition? That was some good seethe. Feels like a lifetime ago now, though.
And now he uploaded another thing to his channel.

>>1651263
shit that's good

>>1651263
based. I never brought it up but Entropy=Death Kali/Mori connection does exist and I'm glad someone else noticed it.

>Mori's tweet says Ao Oni is at 6:45pst
>YouTube says its live at 7:55pst

>>1651078
Really? I am surprised there are chuubas who are interested in capeshit.

>>1651263
Not bad.

>>1651316
Just open the stream, it'll say how much is left

>>1651316
She forgot about Daylight Savings. We're an hour ahead now.

>>1651332
He's from /hlgg/ so of course, he's a weirdo. Guy was a pre-/qst/ questfag too.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/953487791

>>1650797
>I want to see the Kiara that Mori described not the one we got.
I missed this. How did Mori describe Kiara?

>>1651406
>Daylight Savings
sucks living with this

>>1649794
Holy shit my heart. How does Mori do it bros? She's so goddamn hot and cute. I love being a ghostling.

>>1651441
>Tfw Kiara was supposed to be a different Euro, but they settled on Keeki the last minute.

>>1651213
I cant find the thread, did it get deleted again?

>>1651635
No one bothered with the second thread.

>>1651611
>Tfw it was Valkyrie, but she got cold feet, hence why she's stuck in Twitch as Nerines

>>1651671
>>1651611
>Mori's literal antithesis
>Streams a combination of games that both Mori and Kiara have played.
>Shares Mori's autism, but is lazy instead of a workaholic

No, they'd realistically hate each other.

>>1651332
enough smaller en ones probably are, just not from most modern outings

>>1651611
>Cake
Stop being a faggot. I know you SEAnigs are infiltrating this place. You don't even use our word switches.

>>1651759
That would actually fit the lore and their interactions would've been pretty amusing

>>1651759
>>1651825
Sorry, from now on I'll call her Chiffon.

>>1649376
Looks sick. Happy skele.

>>1651876
>Not Black Forest

>>1651918
I think of ham when I read that.

>>1651012
Absolutely this. It won't mean a thing for someone else to throw money for a short clip saying a requested line. If Mori is to be noticed by a big name then it should be by her own effort.

>we’re gonna start censor naming Kiara’s old music

>>1651963
You mean Cardiac Adversary?

hehe carrot & cake

>>1652003
>old and busted: takamori
>new hotness: carrotcake

>>1651658
Its a shame it didnt derail into a music argument thread or a mori love thread again. Shit was the funniest thing that happened in a long while

>>1652003
Kaka-carrot-cake

>>1652000
Kek

>>1652000
pff

>>1652020
Ka-ka-ke-faggot

>>1652018
It IS the truth anyway. Takamori is corporate drivel while their actual friendship is endearing

>>1652160
what have I done

why the fuck is this nigger in Reine's discord?

>>1652219
Parental issues, likely

>>1652219
Who cares? Discord fags out

>>1652252
sometimes I use them to crossreference doxxniggers and/or containment breakers

>>1652219
Now you'll also feel the pain from being in the same fandom as the schizo and attention whore Clero

>>1652160
Their characters could have a really cool dynamic but sadly only artists and fic writers delved into it. Still, the girls themselves gave the basic inspiration, so I guess it all worked.

>>1652209
Righted a wrong. Though I always saw ship names as inherently romantic. That's just me though.
Their friendship is the best part of their interactions since they don't need to fake it.

>>1652313
But I'm a deadbeat. That fucker, Bison and Astolfo are shitting up Reine's chat. I swear to god I fucking hate deadbeats.

>>1651212
Thanks for the effort anon, I'm looking specifically for Appasayo Chocoball and Demon's Lunchbox though

>>1652333
>I swear to god I fucking hate deadbeats
How about just hating the specific retards who do the fucked up shit?

>>1652386
hi newfag

>>1652327
>Though I always saw ship names as inherently romantic.
I think they're fun. Iname, Gurame, and Takamori I only see that way because of everyone that pushes them, but the other ones, including all the Mori ones (Calligula, Deathstar, Clownpeace), are just fun combo names to me.

>>1652386
Fuck deadbeats.
t. deadbeat

>>1652386
Its a meme but at the same time it isnt. Its a useful excuse to call actual mori antis deadbeats and get under their skin. Still works like a charm

>>1652410
The names are creative, I'll give them that. Good for finding art once something happens.
Some will take on a shippy nature though and it can be difficult to filter out non-romance stuff. Which sometimes I just want some cool art of the girls without seeing default leans towards a certain pair or trio.

And I agree, deadbeats suck!

>>1652443
It also limits the 'boogeyman of the week' approach that other canvases do. I

>>1652386
It's easy to out infiltrators and newfags exactly because deadbeats have cultivated a very layered culture. Lurk more, faggot.

>>1652443
It's effective. Call Mori antis Deadbeats (or Mori herself) to toy with them.
Call those fans with big egos Deadbeats to deny them the spotlight and remind them they are the same as everyone else who likes her. A shoutout and some art doesn't make you some authority.

>>1652443
Thats a pretty bulletproof system. If you try and falsefag it just further reinforces the argument.

>>1652521
>It also limits the 'boogeyman of the week' approach that other fanbases do.
Damned edge spellcheck

>>1652623
Anonchama why the fuck are you using microshit edge in the year of our lord 2021m

>>1652666
Edge chromium is a thing. Until chrome gets better memory management, I won't be changing.

>>1652697
Why aren't you using firefox+grammarly?

>>1652697
>chrome
>better memory management
DYRBI

>>1645980
MORI MORI CEE

>>1652734
>still supporting Mozilla in 2021 AD

>>1652790
Still the least worst choice.

>>1652790
i already set it up and i ain't changing any time soon.

>>1652824
I rike Vivaldi

>>1652623
Edge is Mori's choice of browser (even though it's obviously Safari)

>>1652956
I wouldn't trust Mori's choices when it comes to anything tech-related.

>>1652381
>Demon’s Lunchbox
BRAP BRAP BRAP

>>1653137
This is too advanced for me to understand

>>1653226
She also disses Fake Type’s song 2 years before they release it with her animation

>>1653226
It's mockery of "crack crack crack" from Sir Jewish Box? Fucked if I know at this point.

>>1653368
How does she get away with this?

>>1653446
Hear a certain line in Demon’s Lunchbox a bit differently.

>>1652219
Why hasn't he killed himself yet?

>>1649794
>one day you will watch Mori retire and say goodbye with Live Again in the background
I don't think my heart will be able to take it, moribros... at least without crying like a baby

>>1653532
It's okay, anon. She'll always wanna see us again sometime.

>>1653446
Mori goes "Brah brah brah" like she's shooting a gun iirc. It's line from that song

The OP is nice but there can be some improvements made. Moris nearest stream should be mentioned/linked and Mori love in the OP should be compulsary

>>1653532
It's not the end of your 森 (nope)
'Cause every closed door is just the intro of a brand new story
...
そろそろ Say, "Goodbye, the end" (say goodbye)
I'm not sorry, but I wanna see you again sometime

>>1653532
She'll always be with us in our hearts
https://files.catbox.moe/j5s5x5.mp3

>>1653662
/hlgg/ is still the stream discussion board except for if Ame/Gura or a big event is overlapping

>>1653662
>x should be compulsory
YOURE NOT MY MOM

>>1653532
Don't worry anon, you'll probably just move on before that happens (not saying to guilt trip or spite anyone into proving me wrong, mind you, it's cool if you don't) and only hear about it in passing and think "ah well".

>>1653784
Proof?

>>1653784
>Knowing that Mori will never be your dorky and caring Mom

>>1653874
That just means I can make her my dorky and caring wife, and mother to a child (or four).

>>1653854
My mom eigo shaberimasen't ...or does she?

>>1647997
Who?

>>1649770
Two, in fact.
>>1649710
It's done.

>>1653890
Why are you trying to project yourself onto my position, anon?
https://streamable.com/mxnh8p

>>1649954
Mori is cutest when she's sleepy/tipsy in solo streams, to me.
For collabs, I think I liked Gura the most. Gura just seems good at chatting and playing along with stuff one-on-one.

>>1651012
Agreed.

>>1651316
>>1651406
I even tried to SC her about DST but I guess she didn't read it.

>>1647997
I only hate this because it reminds me of a certain troll from February

>>1654109
Mori doesn't care about ___DST__

The drawing tablet my friend gave me fucking rules. Im now retracing my traditional artwork of Mori into digital

>>1654353
god she's so fucking cute

>>1645980
Some schizo said she use to browse /mu/
If so then why does she make rap and not some gay indie shit?

>>1654417
her rap early on can be described as gay indie shit though.

>>1654438
She's straight though

every day she is cuter than usual

>>1654454
Don't give up, Mamaloni

>>1646547
False. Every single real women I've shown VTubers to seethes about their very existence. I bet most KFP seethers are women. They all say the same shit

>"ugh, she sounds like a baby. This is kids stuff. Are you a pedo?"
>"Her voice is too high pitched and fake. She must be a massive bitch in real life I can just tell"
>"Do you anons remember this specific drama from /cgl/ and /cow/ that I'd only know about if I was an autistic legbeard obsessed with this weird stuff from the beginning. Just more proof this woman is a massive bitch."

All rrats are feminine. I wouldn't be surprised if they were part of the group fucking with Coco and moaning about Mori's akasupas.

>>1654527
Mori has went pass the age to experiment on sexuality and now just wants a good man to be her husband and father to her children.

>>1654353
Fucking based

I want to fuck Mori's moris

>>1654589
Tbf it's never too late to experiment, especially with her experience level.

>>1654629
Which way, Eastern man?

>>1654629
>>1654353

I swear on me mum I will someday draw nursing handjob Mori

>>1654581
Anon, Homostars are a thing, you know

>>1654653
"Big Ups, my dude" - says Mori when you finally shoot your load.

>>1654713
it's a well-known fact Mori loves a fat wad.

>>1654713
>>1654734
>Mori immediately pulls back when the dude is about to cum and moves her head to suck his cock to drink his semen while gently squeezing his balls to get any leftovers

>>1654734
You came to her recorder. "What a Chad, here's a tune just for you." And then she blows you instead.

>>1654802
Mori, I'd love to sit here and talk with you about blasting ropes straight down your throat, but your stream starts in less than half an hour and people are gonna get pissed if you delay it again.

>looks at blackjack beelzebub likes

>mfw I'm DLing a certain director's cut of a certain Comic Book Film

So, what's currently happening, fellow deadbeats?

>>1654874
waiting for PS5s to drop while I wait for Mori's stream

>>1654874
She's continuing to fucking get away with it >>1654869

any /co/mrade deadbeats here that would like to talk me out of doing >>1654874 ?

>>1654869
UNO TWITTER
MORIRIN

>>1654869
>those last two likes
Did she get drunk again and mis-liked something with the wrong account?

She desperately needs an Android phone for one of the other accounts so that two accounts in just one phone won't confuse her.

>>1654904
Yeah, me. Get HBOMax like I did and watch it legit. It's a fantastic movie.

>>1654904
VIVIMOS EN UNA SOCIEDAD

>>1649954
I kinda get you. I don't explicitly miss Takamori but I like seeing Mori collab with her genmates. We've gotten a couple collabs with Gura recently but there's still not much with Ina and Ame

>>1654928
>>1654869
>the tweet just says "uno"
SHE'S FUCKING WITH US

>>1654904
consider the following
do you like justice league enough to watch it again but its longer this time
if yes, please reconsider and watch superman the animated series instead

>>1654973
>>1654942
>>1654947
>Most of the criticisms are again surface-level, like that Martha Meme.
Okay, I'm torrenting it to give Marvelbeats and DeathChads a fair shake.

Since it's been confirmed that Mori is 100% here I hope you've all been working on new and improved breedposts

>>1654869
She definitely confused her accounts. It probably got linked to her and she liked it logged into the wrong account. What a dumb dork.

>>1655038
Mori please get ready for your stream. You have to make sure you can get the game to run.

i'm glad no one has recognized it on twitter.

>>1655062
She liked a tweet made after that on her Mori account. There's zero way she didn't realize it. She was using bot accounts in tandem. No matter when it was done, 10 minutes or 10 hours ago, there's no way she wouldn't have noticed.

>>1655130
Phone then desktop? I'm pretty sure she has two phones. One for Mori and the other for Satan.

>>1654869
Mori, this wasn't what we mean about encouraging your self-acceptance.

>>1655172
>both of them are iPhones.
Just buy a Pixel already, Mori!

>She only found 1 ao oni can

>>1655185
The funniest part is, since she was so poor before Hololive, her Mori phone is almost definitely better than her normal daily phone.

>>1655193
It's not that she "found one", it's that she "found ONE"

>ONE.
>Just one.

:/

>That aka stream
Jesus.

>>1650960
I kneel. Lunaitos are the strongest shitposters. We must learn from them.

MORI I FUCKING LOVE YOU YOU STUPID CUNT

>>1655238
>International Phonetic Alphabet beer
What did nips mean by this?

>>1655316
Don't be fucking stupid, she's a demon, it's obviously a can of anhydrous isopropanol.

>>1655238
ONE
CAN

>>1653662
No, fuck you. If I have to keep making them, you're getting a new alliterations until I run out of clever ones and start repeating them, and that's it. Putting more shit into the OP is unneeded, and dates the thread if it lives multiple days, which it used to do on a regular basis.

>>1655357
*she's a reaper
Eins, bitte

Reminder to ask how her day was, boys.

Mori, you're a scaredy cat that even RPGMaker Horror games makes you shudder

>>1655411
If god forbid, she becomes independent, she's probably going to be a Lich next.

>a fucking ipa

>>1655038
I also look forward to the creative breedposts. I screenshot them and use it as inspiration

>>1655238
Wait. I dont get it.

She really just said that shit that way didn't she?

>>1655500
ONE WISH
ONE THREAD
ONE STREAM
ONE TWEET
ONE CAN

NO MORI NOT THE MIDDLE SCHOOL STUDENTS CALM DOWN

>already got her to laugh with a Fight Club reference
YESSSSS THE DOPAMINEEEEE

>>1655659
I missed it. What did you say deadbeat bro

>>1655671
"His name was Robert Paulsen"
>>1655659
Based

Mori what the fuck are you mumbling about?

>>1655659
good work anon

>>1655691
She's not scared of horror games! She's naht! This is bullshit!

>>1655659
You are awaited...

>>1655712
DYRBI?

>>1655712
Oh hi Mori!

Three sips already Mori please...

>its real

That's what you get for buying a fucking IPA, Moririn...

Mori always has her model to show her breasts when she streams and that's hot.

>>1655833
Forestmice........

>>1655855
Any recommendations?

>everyone is giving different numbers
Based anti-backseaters

Deadbeats lurking now.
I just finished watching Coco, and my Mori just started her stream.
As Ice Cube would say Today was most certainly a undeniably good day.

>7% is really strong
MORI YOU DRINK WINE LIKE WATER, HOW

7% is low ain't it? at least for beer?

>>1656102
I think the usual, at least for the big brands, is 5%

https://streamable.com/j9ekrj

>>1656102
That's heavier then normal for a beer, but not crazy.

>>1656153
live clipbeat? based

Mori's tits are looking very attractive today

MORI NO DON'T START HUNTING FOR KEYS TO KID'S BEDROOMS

Mori, you can't just suddenly go quiet and smile like that when you find the kid's bedroom key....

>>1656247
As always

>>1655833
And here I thought it's a mistake only a birdbrain would make. P- plausible deniability...

AHHHH

Mori my ears hurt

Guhhd...my brain hurts


This cracked me up.

Okay Mori we know, he's a middle school student and you find him cute

>>1656395
its fine that random rapper is clearly an old touhoufag and just rediscovered walf thats all

>Chad kinda cute...
HE'S IN MIDDLE SCHOOL

>>1656395
honestly between this and going 'ONE. Just one.' for the beer tweet, I feel she's just fucking with us by now

If this goes on for 30 more minutes she will be drunk.

my boy is a fucking dumbass

>>1656453
>"A R A A R A"

>>1656465
I wonder how many times I've called my boy a SEA or a nigger...

https://streamable.com/d8n3dt

>>1656102
4-5 is the norm. 6 is stronger than norm, 7 is unusually strong, but nothing crazy. Wine is usually like 10-11%.

>Mori's screams while she delivers a baby

>not that I would know [how she tastes]
>I'm working on it
What the fuck Mori?

>>1656530
I mean, if she's really HERE, not calling her a faggot would just be rude.

>>1656465
She's just scatterbrained

>>1656534
>mori's expression turning into a small grin when finding that key

>>1656571
I pity the newbeats that haven't (You)'d their oshi for 99% certain.

>>1656550
H-how old is J-CHAD?

>>1656623
Mori is either Kawaiioposter or OP

Clero was about to kill himself, LET'S GOOOOOO

>>1656629
early to mid-twenties

>>1656656
>implying she'd condone ritualposting autism instead of people making OC

>>1656681
How does someone just lose themselves like this.

Why is she this giddy about the basement key...?

Mori’s the one who (You)s everyone calling them Mori

>>1656758
This was me though >>1654860

>woke up an hour late
Fuck it, I'll just catch the VOD. I'm mad as fuck now.

https://streamable.com/ejft4f

How is she this tipsy from 7% canned beer? Has she been drinking grape juice all this time

>15k
How does she do it?

>>1656835
The other thing she's drinking is 13%

>>1656835
She doesn't normally pound it this fast.

>>1656800
She made little progress actually.

https://youtu.be/zFosUj6A22c
mori theme for this stream

>As Kenny Rogers would say

>>1656857
Every wine I've ever seen is 14% and up, so unless the wine she's buying is super mega shitty this doesn't make any sense.

>>1656895
It's not wine.

>snort a line...

Why the sudden pause?

>>1656923
Looks like a juicebox lol, bet I can chug it it one go. Mori confirmed to never really have drank any alcoholic beverages , it's all part of her kayfabe.

mort you keep running into the oni..

I fear that Mori might drop an N word on accident

>>1657028
>mort
based pratchett poster

how is the beer lasting this long

Why can't Mori just close the fucking cell....

>>1657099
She wants to close the door once the demon is in
Ya boy tryna outsmart a kusoge, pls ndsd

>>1657012
>Mori confirmed
That never happened. She prefers water over everything, but likes drinking beer. Wine is mostly for the streams, but she also drinks that, just not as much.

>Mori confirmed she hungers for human flesh

>>1656854
Said it in /hlgg/ but a range of 10k to 15k would be Mori's normal if she dedicated herself to specific hours instead of spreading herself thin across a thousand different timezones. Ina is the perfect example of viewer retention and part of that is due to the fact that she consistently streams at, or around, the same times every week.

>>1657160
I would actually be pretty happy if she stuck to this time. I work the evening shift, so I either have to miss some of her streams or get distracted while I'm at work.

>>1656854
A bit higher than the usual 11k. Mori incline??

>>1656854
I want to press on her navel as I fill her womb with baby batter

>>1656829
2cute4me

>wait now what?
Her voice just turned extra girly

>>1657045
Dude had a way with words.

Bros her voice is getting high pitched.

>>1657231
I believe the technical term is 'get fucked'. I would have to kill myself if every stream was around the same time as this week if I wanted to catch them live.

>When Mori is too drunk
>she turns to Calli
>hence the high pitched voice.

>Gets more comfortable and relaxed after drinking
>Being comfortable and relaxed lets her let out her natural girly voice

Why is she so cute what the hell

>>1657231
23:55 JST is fine with me, gives me enough time to wake up and make breakfast before the stream. It's pretty ironic that for someone who supposedly realized that you can't please all the people all the time adopted a streaming schedule of trying to touch on every timezone because someone in Nowheresville would be sad that she isn't streaming right after they got off of their job fucking a goat or something. Hopefully she'll learn better soon and adopt a schedule of consistency instead of trying to be a people pleaser.

>>1657384
See
>>1657369
>>1657366

uh oh, suicide!

>>1646016
>>1646017
breeders are the most disgusting people

>>1657464
TOO LATE MORI SAW ALL THE BREEDPOSTS ALREADY

>>1657397
>Hopefully she'll learn better soon and adopt a schedule of consistency instead of trying to be a people pleaser.
She already said a bunch of times that she won't do that, because she knows that she's Ms Worldwide and wants to be nice to every fan, no matter where they live. Thankfully.

>>1657502
I'm not starting this timeloop again so I'll say that Mori has said a lot of things in the past 6 months and leave it at that.

>>1657534
And this is the one thing she still sticks with.

>>1657534
very true

>>1657534
She literally shows 0 sign of wanting to change her habit as scheduling streams and whenever the topic comes up, chat always reassures her that this is a good thing, because everybody have the chance to watch her live.

When she mentioned she wanted to be an actress I wonder if she meant voice actress. Most of the criticisms that made her feel down is regarding her voice and not acting and the Kill La Kill voicetapes....

Mori is back with Milk.

Mori's milk...

>>1657870
>kill la kill voicetapes

What?

Our oshi is extra cute today

Mori's sloshing milkers

>>1657933
MOMMY MILKERS MOMMY MOMMY MOMMYYYYYYYY

>>1657933
Mori's breasts swelling into I cups after giving birth and lactating milk

Mori's breasts becoming engorged and swollen as she shyly asks you to stimulate it and says she'll feed you her milk if you want.

Mori mellowing out and becoming docile as her discomfort subsides when her breasts are being sucked

>>1654672
And barely anyone watches them. What's your point?

The more she drinks, the cuter she becomes

>>1658173
she can't keep getting away with it

Ok so now that the dust has settled, what's the verdict. Do we hate Mori or not?

>>1658262
I feel like breeding her

>>1658262
I love Mori!

>>1658262
Mori love

>Dice

ONE

>>1658280
breeders are the most disgusting people

"Great taste in numbers"

>>1658309
>bra skindenation
This part right here.

I want to know my Mori. I want to know what you're running from.

>>1658714
It's (You) she's running from.

>>1658714

>>1658714
Train station booth attendants.

Fuuuuuuuck. I forgot about that.

>THIS IS THE ONLY WEEK IM DOING WITHOUT A SCHEDULE

>>1658959
>inb4 anon says Mori doesn't keep her promises

>>1658959
The over 18 hours of warning is the important part, but I really should clip that because at some point she's going to fuck up again or she never does and I happily never need to post it.

I want to see a comedy show written by my Mori, and Gura. Then directed by Kiara. I'm sorry that I'm not very familiar with the rest of the team, but I'd guess that ina could be the chief editor and Watson the producer.

I'm not sure about all the details but I think a comedy show written by Mori and Gura would be pretty funny.

>>1659055
It's not a definite promise I think?

She definitely watched Pewdiepie's playthrough

>>1659101
Who? The Christchurch dude or something?

>>1659101
Everyone did

No Mori you don't get it dad abandoning their child is super funny even after hundreds of times and it's not like they're projecting their own personal issues with their real father that they need to adress

Clero maybe you shouldn't have drank bleach

>>1659235
MORI I DRANK BLEACH LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>1659235
No, more is good.

>ywn have mori try to play you like a recorder during a blowjob

>>1659170
I kinda hope that those daddy issue people are small minority. I still question their method of projecting into a female.

>>1659358
>*blow*job

GO TO SLEEP YOU DORK

>>1659358
>several cubic feet of compressed air in your urethra
Wouldn't that shit hurt?

>Tomorrow my big project is over so we can have next week all for us together having fun

Mori I want to take you out on a date....

>>1659394
ORANGE ONI AAAAAAA

Mori's gonna go sleep now, wish her something nice, anons