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THE 2HUS

the 2hus...

I love Ina!

Gura is going to play 2hu

WE COULD HAVE HAD TOUHOU

2hu mention!

a 2hu

The 2hus...

THE 2HUS

the 2hus...

THE 2HUS

>Gura looking at 2hu

Yes please

THE 2HUS

Gura has the brain capacity of a 7 year old girl!

>i almost downloaded a touhou game

What's a toohoo?

The 2hus..

the 2hus...

Dammit Gura, just play the 2hu

>10+ 2hu games

Gura's voice kind of sounds like early Gura rn

>almost downloaded a 2hu game
>almost

>>16678092
No

not the heckin 2hu!

NOOOOO NOT THE 2HUS

I love Mori!

TOUHOU HIJACK

FAUFAU
WHERE IS FAUFAU
FAUFAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

TOUHOU HIJACK LOL

So Gura is a /jp/ oldfag right?

2HU MENTION

the 2hus..

2HU BROS WE'RE IN

>>16678149
I'd rather save that for a stream where her l2d worked

The 2hus...

KIARA LOVE

Uh....

>2hu games
do they have permissions for eratohok?

>>16678090
Why not? You're missing out.

YOU WILL PLAY TOUHOU
YOU WILL LEARN MAHJONG

PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL GURA

GOOD MORNING SIRS

rrat

2WHO MENTION

GOOD MORNING SIRS

Are we cool /hlgg?

THE 2HUS

GURA IS DOING THE NEEDFUL

2HU MENTION

NEVER FORGET YOUR ROOTS ANONS

PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE GAME

Gura is a TouView

>Gura has to resist being racist

Please do the needful Gura

GURACIST

>i will not make fun of this accents
GURA WANTS TO BE RACIST.

Gura is trying her best to not be racist!

>>16678187
only if she started browsing as an infant

>I will not make fun of his accent.

Kronii member's karaoke on Saturday (PST)!

>she wants to mock the pajeet accent
HOLY BASED

good morning sirs

>Filthy east coasters thinking their timezones apply to all of australia
The fucking arrogance
t. Perthchad

I think Fauna might just be one of the cutest girls in the world.

Gura's first Twitlonger incoming.

'melier

her fucking chat is making her call it 2hu

>>16677987
Damn...Gura needs to be corrected

Gura saying baka is extremely hot

GURA IS RACIST AND WANTS TO MAKE FUN OF THE ACCENTS

naname post

I love this clock.

>Knock knock
>Who's there?
>To
>To who?
>It's pronounced "Touhou"

BAKA BAKA

>>16678115
dealing with mclown just to visit sana would be a weird thing for rrat to do

Teamates are you ready for ringfit Buffson?

jwu why is gwar goomba a pngtuber

>>16678187
No one in Hololive other than Cali was on the site.

casually dabbing on every live2D cuck right now, pulling 16.5k as a literal PNGtuber

>>16678252
>it's just "oh nyo" with 500 o's

Little do Ina and Gura know, the Unity Smash rematch is still fucking on and Ame is about to expose them as the shitters they are

Gura sounds so cute today. WTF?

>>16678248
ESTchads run /hlgg/

>>16678212
always

>Your Oshi
>Who is your favorite 2hu?

>>16678196
why did you turn her cunny into a dick bulge?

>ame
>iofi
>lui
The fujo trio

>>16678271
Who's this Gura ripoff?

>>16678253

>>16678212
we cool

wait I'm thread reading, was gura looking at mainline touhou or one of the fan games on steam

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>>16678310

>>>/jp/

I'm excited for the Lui+Iofi+Ame collab

teeheepero~

>>16678238
is that a nijinigger getting btfo i see there?

https://poal.me/2kioa6
https://poal.me/2kioa6
https://poal.me/2kioa6

Fucking pajeets, I'm tired of that ad about their turing company

DO NOT REDEEM THE GAME

why is she always making fun of nerds

>>16678253
>'melier
More like smellier, lmao

>>16678268
Made me chuckle

>>16678286
pngtuber with 3.75m subs

>>16678274
Yessir

>Resists making fun of Indians
>Instantly makes fun of Russians

ENTER BODAN

Finally, true Communism

>>16678327
Is Lui good at Apex?

Why do I have a sudden urge to post la lion?

>>16678313
wait, Lui likes dick? That's refreshing to hear.

>>16678345
good morning sirs

>>16678238
It actually is pretty sad to lose to a SC reading when you're streaming a collab.

Gura should stream Imperishable Night, it does a good job of being babys first 2hu

It's not all the same guy, is it? How did he get away with it?

>>16678358
She knows Russians love it

>>16678242
Fuck that image is hot and thanks for the info. I didn't get the notification once again.

CYKA blyaT

SSRB...

CYKA BLYAT IDI NAHUI

A friendly reminder, calliope m*ri is a traitor to hololive and deadbeats are called cuckbeats from now on. If you are not a deadbeat and you still defend her, you are a traitor and you do not deserve your oshi at all

>>16678274
Hell yeah

>Teamates will get horny for this

>>16678313
imagine the stench...

>>16678251
According to my research and accumulated data, there is a 99.9% chance that Fauna might be the cutest girl in the world!

>THERE IS NO JEW

>>16678360
>ARS
Fag

GURA JUST SAID WHORE-BITCH!

OH NYO ZE FRENCH

>French
>OH NO

I Love Gura

OY VEY

THERE IS NO JEW

https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1483613114994102273?s=20
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1483613114994102273?s=20
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1483613114994102273?s=20
https://twitter.com/nanashimumei_en/status/1483613114994102273?s=20

>>16678360
Just go to sleep and watch the archive crybaby

>There is no jew

>>16678328
Never forget your roots

I miss Ame

>there is no jew
what did the french mean by this?

>>16678345
good morning sirs

>>16678376
She also makes fun of the French because fuck the French.

>>16678336
STOP FUCKING VOTING FOR MY FUCKING WIFE

>>16678370
Look at this bird cooking spaghetti. Fucking look at it!

>>16678345
good morning sir

>Game says "There is no jew"
>Gura immediately goes OH NO

>>16678391

>There is no Jew

If only.

cyka bleu

CYKA BLYAT

>>16678365
MORE

>there is no jew

what the fuck?

>>16678360
>ARS

My fucking sides

FUCK THE 2HUS! I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING I LIKE MIMA!

>>16678328

Whoops

she's a step away from making a ching chong joke

there is no jew!

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

BANZAAAAIIIIII

>>16678313
Not that I'm complaining but I really wonder how this combination of Holos came to be

>There is no Jew
What did they mean by this?

Gura, you can't laugh at the japanese voice...

>wont make fun of an indian
>makes fun of an asian
kek

>>16678360
Of course it's an ARSfaggot.

>Ame has a Free Chat room
I thought she would be the last person to do that

>>16678360
>ARS
into the dump

KONNICHIWA MENTION

Mumei...

>>16678394
Ame is so cute!

>>16678345
it's not even 9pm faggot

>>16678360
>ARS

>>16678391
Please use my oshi to shitpost

>>16678360
>The message
Based
>ARS
Not based

>>16678360
She doesn't read ARS

>>16678447
>539
>559
based

>>16678420
How could you do this, brother?

>>16678391
HoloEN should cease as a going concern, Mori’s debased it too much. Shut it down and try again in a few years.

>>16678409
MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE MUMEI CUTE

>>16678242
I never get member's only notifications anymore even with the bell rung for the respective member. God I fucking hate Youtube.

By the way there is a TBD on the 22 for Ame, so ARK is still possible

>>16678447
>588
I always wondered how much they had to deal with that

>>16678290
But Smash Ultimate runs on the Havok Engine

>>16678447
>588
would someone really do that, just dumpster dive and change the message?

>>16678481
It reminds her too much of her ESL managers. She can't help it.

>>16678360
Seeing as that would literally kill her, it's a no-go.

>>16678447
>522
based literal mirror

>>16678447
>PewDiePie, Shroud, Ninja, Justin Bieber
kneel to homoEN

>>16678447
>569
Literal mirror

>>16678360
Didn't a discordnigger screencap this exact message earlier this week?

>>16678391
What has Mori done recently?

a

>>16678447
>Ninja will get cancelled by pokimane, go on a "break" and re-emerge as Holostar EN

>>16678481
Asians should stop being so funny to make fun of it they don't want to get made fun of

>>16678370
IN is good but I think PCB is better since the gimmick is easier to understand. neither are on steam though so unless marine loans her a copy I don't think cover will let her play. Speaking of permission, cover probably wouldn't let them use the EN patches either huh?

>>16678360
What an ars-ehole.

I am worried ARK will break Ame's computer.

>>16678360
why are people not used to this after over a year

>>16678513
I'm sorry, I just didn't want to be kissed

>>16678526
Oh fuck you are right

If you close your eyes this is literally indistunguishable from a HER stream..
HERchads we won..

>>16678391
fuck off deadbeat, i'll not play into your humiliation fetish

>>16678548
Different guy.

>>16678313
Ame is always so skittish when talking about her tastes.
Iofi, I'll leave it in your hands

>>16678541
They dont know Poki is killing ninja as we speak.

>>16678303
Thanks anon
Guess I gotta keep ytcfilter open on this freechat now

why is this expression so erotic

wtf png gura cute?,

>>16678345
ohai~

>>16678447
Pewdiepie considers himself retired and basically just makes content for fun. He'd never join something like Hololive, even though he is planning on moving to Japan when it opens up.

Those things are called playstation cords

>>16678447
am i sick in the head

>>16678360
>using alt acc
you are a fucking coward nureffpro

>>16678549
Mori killed Betty White in cold blood

>>16678360
based

Sadako VS. Kayako watchalong when?

>>16678447
>522
Based & same

>>16678481

She makes fun of asians because she is asian herself. Shes from the philippines.

THAT DEADBEAT HAS A GUN

>>16678526
Is it supposed to be a collab? Or are Gura and Mumei just coincidentially gonna play it the same day at the same time

>>16678526
Are you willing to make a deal teamates to prevent this fate?

>>16678513
>Deliberately move head into a gator's mouth.
>Wonder why the gator would eat you

>>16678593
its almost the rape angle

>>16678608
99 is a cooler number

>>16678360
I understand the message and he has a valid point but the moment he used ARS it became trash and his opinion should now be discarded.

>>16678571
Those just look like man boobs...

Finally, I am the last Hooman.

FAUNA MOMMY MILKERS AAAAAAAAAAA

>>16678447
>569
Only Beiber is genuinely impossible

I just got home, how are things today? Glad to see Gura's back

>>16678548
The SC is still visible in Gura's chat, see for yourself.

>open fauna stream
>tits
>keep fauna stream open

>>16678348
sperm

Who's in the collab?

>>16678643
Henry love!

auuuuuuuuu 6789
she really is a goober aint it, guys

>>16678666
Are you lonely? I can fix that

>>16678549
>calli friends with literal who?
>literal who says that if you dont have talent, you will still succeed if you luck into joining hololive
>autist super chatter tells mori to distance herself from literal who
>mori doubles down and defends literal who
>realizes her mistake, claims literal who apologized in private
>chicken reveals literal who did no such thing
>mori doubles down again to defend the literal who
>literal who doubles down on hololivers being no-talents who lucked into success.
>we are here.

>>16678478
Iofi did it
probably

>>16678360
isn't that a discordnigger

>she references Junko's Telephone Number song out of nowhere
oh fuck we might finally get it in a karaoke stream some day

FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE FAUNA CUTE

What the hell happened at Hololive EN?

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>>16622561

So when did Fauna become an out and out whore? She's not even being subtle. Why do westerners always resort to this

>>16678639
It would be really weird if it wasn't a collab

>>16678360
fucking based

>>16678679
yeah, mine

>>16678360
ARS just invalidated that entire message.
Not basado, cringe.

>>16678360
Message is based, but the ARS kills it in the end.

>>16678681
Ame, Lui, Iofi.

>>16678360
He's not wrong.

>Watson?

WATSON MENTION

>>16678698
Go back

WATSON MENTION

AME ON THE TELLY

ENTER
WATSON

WATSON MENTION

>watson shows up
>gura doesnt even mention ame
they aren't...

ENTER WATSON

>>16678549
What hasn’t she done had an enjoyable stream

WATSON MENTION

>>16678391
Thank you Ame

WATSON MENTION

OH NO NO NO
WATSON LOOKS LIKE THAT?!

>>16678681
Lo-fi and Lui

TEAKEKS IS THAT YOUR OSHI?!?

>>16678206
I fucking hate mahjong though...I'll never 100% Yakuza

AME IS ON THE TELLY
(literally)

Holy shit did Gura get a new rigger?

>>16678145
Me too!

>Wilhelm
heh

>>16678639
I mean logically it would be a collab but who the fuck knows

>>16678526
Oh shit you're right

>>16678317
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH CUTE

>>16678447
Now all I need to know is if they have an equivalent to "I MISS FAUNAAAAAAAAA"

ame mention

AME ON THE TELLY

>>16678688
Now tell us how Connor is wrong? No one gave a fuck about 8/9ths of these girls until they had the vtuber equivalent of a Apple logo slapped on them

>>16678651
Prease andastand, my brethren don't work out at the library

>>16678391
this is true

>Who are these people?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8VMRD_ZaAg

OKAYUS SCHOOL OF MESU IS NOW IN SESSION:

1. Your voice will start to be less cute after 3 hours, so raise your pitch by 1 tone.

2. You’ll stop paying as much attention as time goes on, and the awful parts of you will start to show.

3. Cuteness isn’t made-up, but it needs a strong foundation to excel.

4. Fatigue sets in after a while, even if you’re having fun playing a game. Your shoulders get stiff, or you have trouble thinking straight, and start to get irritated.

5.It’s important to fire yourself up at these times with a “Yo-sh!”. Remember that everybody’s using their own time to watch you.

6.As you might think, having left-over beef tongue stuck in your throat is not cute. Eat 2 hours before you stream.

Aside: These lessons are to help you enhance your mesu side. The lessons themselves do not need to be cute.

7.What to do if somebody in the comments is heckling your gameplay? Focus on playing. Don’t try and act all flirty with them, you’ll just be throwing oil on an open flame. They’ll think “This bitch is trying to act all girly while they’re sucking at the game so much?”

8.This doesn’t apply with Mario Kart; nobody will harass you if you’re in 11th or whatever.

9.If we’re using Mario Kart as an example though, it’s better to get 10th with a straight-face than to play the mesu card while coming in 11th. Mesu lies at the summit of success.

10. You can play up your girly side in the higher positions. The cutoff for being mesu is 4th place(as Subaru comes in 5th). This is known as the “Straight-face Line”.

11. But if you’re going to try and play it up in the lower places, it’s better to try your best from last, and make it to something like 10th. Then, if you see somebody shit-talking you in the comments, you can try and score some brownie points by saying “Well, it’s thanks to everybody here that I…”

Yes, they're just having fun and dicking around. Don't be a bitch.

>>16678561
What's the easiest steam 2hu? SA?

>>16678681
Ayame, Moona.

PNG Gura cute

>>16678310
Kiara
Chimata

>>16678776
I never said he was wrong. Im giving the rundown.

>>16678688
Nigger half of these aren't even true. You don't have to make this sound even dumber than it already is

>>16678526
But if it's a collab it will be fun to see all of them shit on the game

Gura sucks.

>>16678409
Mumei has gotten dramatically cuter since her debut, and that's really saying something.

>>16678526
It's all coming together

Oh god it finally happened. Ame really is on the telly.

>>16678549
fed the trolls by constantly giving attention to connor in her chat (probably out of spite), mentioned that she was gonna donate the 250 dollars to him and then realized she was being stupid

>>16678808
Yeah, me

>>16678784
why would i ever want to become a mesu

>>16678688
>chicken reveals literal who did no such thing
that's how you out yourself as a thread reader

>>16678290
Probably a EN smash collab with kronii

Gura is so dumb and I love her

>>16678688
Go away, Gura's streaming, nobody cares

>>16678527
I used to get them all the time for every person I was membered to and had the bell rung but now I only get them about 10% of the time. YT has no problem about sending me notifications about "recommended video I should watch" though. At least I still get 30 minute warnings before streams most of the time.

>>16678681
If is Ollie and the JP is probably astel

>>16678808
Yeah, me

>>16678808
Yeah, she's pretty good
t. bf

>>16678788
That would be a very awkward collab.

>>16678800
the situation is retarded from start to finish. Why shouldnt I diminish it?

>>16678811
The cutest

>Fauna drew the omurice herself
Based

>>16678688
>chicken reveals literal who did no such thing
Fuck off, retard.

>>16678666
perish

j*u, why is Gura a png

DRAMANIGGERS LEAVE MY OSHI IS BEING CUTE RIGHT NOW

Gura is looking more riggered than usual today.
Phone broke?

Gura faked internet issues only once
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>16675640
Tried to make it meatier.

Fisting with Gura!

maybe I just don't remember but gura seems even dumber at this game than ame

>>16678688
No one gives a shit dramanigger, we're watching Gura be retarded

>>16678701
>>16678760
It really does sound like a collab, but then again it doesn't say it's a collab.... But then again, Gura streaming that late is so rare.

why holos haven't played red dead online yet?

https://twitter.com/RockstarSupport/status/1482419387026051077

>>16678360
>ARS

>>16678829
I only love myself

Ignore the Mori baiters, Gura is on the telly and being cute!

>>16678812
Bitch... How could you...

>>16678840
I posted this

>>16678481
india is part of asia, anonchama

>>16678863
ame spam clicked and lucked into solutions, goopgoop is sleepy

>>16678854
Tornado internet + Cover's tech don't play nice together.

>>16678549
she defended connor and let antis get under her skin. She is a women child and the cuckbeats are on full damage control

>be more creative
Watson...

>>16678666
You wish
>>16678685
there are more chumbuds in the thread, why can't you sexually satisfy yourself with one of them instead of us...

>>16678867
It's probably a collab anon
Gura had "Jackbox" on her schedule once which was a collab for example

>>16678360
could've used a funnier meme currency like pokedollars but can't argue with the message

>>16678843
Because these threads have no need to be worse than they already are

>>16678861
Mommy

>>16678685

>it's just like club penguin

>>16678776
I mean even if he's right having the audacity to say that as the sole member of his group with literally no talent is kind of absurd. Even that faggot G*gg*k at least speaks nip.

>>16678895
teamates are intimidated by chumchad cock

>>16678861
fuck off coomer

>>16678887
no one considers you people asians

>>16678858

>>16678888
>sleepy
Ah, that's what it was.

>>16678681
ID is going to be Anya, JP is going to also be Anya

i seriously think gura is at least a little drunk, she's acting strange

https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1483617451573395456?s=20
https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1483617451573395456?s=20
https://twitter.com/dikkosan/status/1483617451573395456?s=20

just came back, holy shit gura is a pngtuber now

>>16678688
>>16678815
>>16678896
Ah, so new developments in this same old shit. Mori ever talking to those niggers was an incredibly bad move. Now we have unironic TTfans defending this shit.

>>16678282
Cause she's still pretending her internet went down/is shit, even though she's streaming at 1080p60fps / 10k+ bitrate just fine.

It's me

>>16678688
Gura is living proof that Connor is right.

>>16678549
whatever she did, she chose hololive over conner. Imagine choosing your "friend" over the company that gave you everything. Literally biting the hand that feeds you

>>16678688
Are you guys still going on about this, please stop validating my decision to visit these threads less

How does this image make you feel?

just got home
why is gura like that?

>>16678946
Stop recycling retarded 2020 rrtas and be creative for once

>>16678895
We've already groomed the chumbuds, there's nothing left to do on that front

>>16678290
>Ame
>Playing with Ina
lmao roru roru

>>16678549
The exact same thing as about a year ago.
It doesn't matter at this point since it's already being run into the ground and will be a meme again in about a week at max.
It wouldn't have even been talked about if Mori didn't just ignore the Superchat and let it blow over like everything else in Hololive does.

guys... i think Gura isn't very smart...

>>16678948

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>>16678957

>>16678965
my elbow hurts

>>16678948
That egg? Me.

>>16678847
Can’t flee the truth forever, pal.

>>16678961
uh, what?

>>16678946
SEAniggers say this every stream

>meanwhile, in the /hlgg/ apartment complex...

>>16678966
Her mother smoked while she was pregnant

>>16678784
these okasuba marika streams have been a riot

>>16678674
I know the SC was sent on this stream, I was talking about this >>16554905

>>16678946
I do feel like Gura is acting strange but I hate "she's drunk XD" shit so I'm going to assume she's not.

no penis...

>>16678837
that would be kino

>>16678948
Me in the insert on the top right

>>16678946
sorry that was my date rape drug

gura, every country in the eu uses euros...

>>16678948
breasts too big

>>16678776
It's not wrong either that his opinions are usually misinformed, a dime a dozen, and he got boosted to popularity he doesn't deserve, but you don't see me writing that in his twitch chat and not expecting to be banhammered by mods.

>>16678948
At this point I can cum just from the sperm entering egg image alone.
Hentai has destroyed me.

>>16678994
>having to reply to your own post for (you)s

when Q

>>16678688
Piss off why don't ya, Fauner and Goomba are on

peenk

why does watson look like hitler

Gura punching (You)r manhole!

>>16678776
Because Cover didn't suddenly fucking buy 1000000 bots to sub to accounts this was built on the back of the efforts of everyone in hololive and in turn they invested in a overseas branch which had NO guarantee for success.
If EN 1-2 were filled with the Niji talents we would have gone the way of CN don't kid yourself TT cocksucker.

>>16675640
>>16678861
the neck really does add a lot
>>16678927
>>>/pol/

>>16678979
B4B...
I don't even remember what stands for anymore. Back 4 Blood?

FINALLY AME

>>16678998
*Farts and Shits over the balcony*

Are brits even human?

>>16678837
JP is confirmed to be Lui. Check her schedule

>>16678961
>she chose hololive over conner
you're a fucking moron who cant do his shitpost right lmfao

>>16678948
All me