/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Rest in Peace

Forget about the red-kun,
And forget the loli;
I'm sure another ending
Would only be to troll me;
I don't like karaoke,
I don't want H art butts,
And I HAVE other asmr streams
That almost makes me nuts.
But, oh! Father Yagoo, if you love my many akasupa,
Bring me my big, red, Haachamachama!

FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER
FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER
FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER
FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER
FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER
FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER
FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER FUCK COVER

There is no girl like Haachama!
Best girl, not one but two!
Hattons stick together
But mostly fuck Cover,
She was about to expose the je-

HAACHAMA, HAACHAMA, HAACHAMA!

There is no need to be upset

we need to start the haachama power level list to dwarf nene's, let's see how much we can remember

FREE CHAMMERS

dead chuuba, dead thread

はあちゃまちゃま〜

She's here anonchamas what do I do? It's too late to take my meds

>>1678919
take your socks off

I miss her so much bros ;_;

>>1674350
>>1674454
>>1675337
>>1678223
>>1678919
>>1679691
>>1679806

so it's a feels thread then...

>>1679854
this is a peaceful schizo gathering hub, now listen to the music before the man in the mirror stops copying you

>>1679854
Leave us. This is a sanctuary for the lost and wretched. There is nothing here for you to pillage or plunder. Please, leave quietly.

>>1673696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haHLnXhNJ70

>>1680265
>wretched
The clouds will part and the sky cracks open
And YAGOO himself will reach his fucking arm through
Just to push you down
Just to hold you down
Stuck in this hole with the shit and the piss
And it's hard to believe it could come down to this
Back at the beginning
Sinking
Spinning

hey bros, pretty out of the loop. what happened with haachama?

>>1681029
she had a meeting with yagoo and slapped herself in the face

Haachama showed up on a stream of Sophii - the girl who made song for her horror contest few hours ago. She basically just dropped by, so no info about anything, but at least she's alive and somewhat active I guess

>>1681732
timestamp?

>>1681732
>>1684899
nah
it's not her
it's missing a space between "." and "赤"

>>1685131
real Haachama account have space

Take the pain!

>>1673696
>day 16
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Here have the Coco karaoke collab https://youtu.be/biPyOyugb5k?t=1597

I only got into Vtubers post-Taiwan incident. How did you oldhounds cope then?

>>1687423
That one wasn't as bad because we knew it was going to be 2 weeks ahead of time, this time it's agony and we don't even have regular updates like most holos on break

I miss her a little more today than I did yesterday

>was breaking my heart part of your plan?

She'll sure return on the 28.

>>1673696
Why are you guys like this? I don't like Coco. I don't like Miko. I like Watame. Post Haachama with Watame. Why always the shitty reddit dragon and lesbian jav actress. I hate them. Stop posting them in the chama thread.

My heart is heavy
Like slice of pepeloni
I must away it

>>1688275
Second of august? That's a long time anonchama...

>>1688479
No, I mean the 28th of March of the 2021st year of Anno Domini.
You just wait an see.

>>1679691
migo... she's not coming back soon...

>>1688374
We'll get to them, gen 0 EN just has more fanart

>>1688275
>>1688479
>>1688525

>>1688479
If it's in august it would have to be 8/8, haachanniversary makes way more sense

>>1689329
Isn't the tenth a tad more significant?

>>1685163
Back to the waiting phase then...

Haato will return but they will change her like what they did to kizuna ai before

>>1681732
faggot, you need to kill yourself for giving me a small sliver of hope

>>1692536
I wonder how much of the fanbase would ditch if that happened. Hopefully all of it

>>1687503
3 weeks you larper. She also disappeared for almost 2 weeks after returning to Japan. Stop pretending to be an oldfag. You literally only started watching her during the schizo crap.

What suicide methods are you guys going to try if she's done? I'm going to just shoot myself.

>>1698739

None even if she'd be gone she'd still have given us the world's greatest masterpiece. How can you kill yourself when you know you can still listen to her big red heart?

>>1698581
ogey

>she kicks in your door scattering all the hotglued custom 3d printed and handpainted figurines you've been surrounding yourself with during these trying times
>she tells you to get ready haaton, you're going with her to cover hq with the intent to make kyoani look like a bag of flaming dog shit
What do?

>>1698963
Only one thing to do, gear up

>>1688563
Miko probably knows better than most what it means to take an extended time off from streaming, with people anxiously awaiting your return.

>walk into kitchen
>dozens of these dancing on my countertop
Going off the meds was the best decision ever

>>1699467
faster

>>1698739
I'll follow one of Haachama's cooking recipes and eat the result.

>>1699482

Even if she comes back she'll be lobotomized. just waiting for this to happen so i can ditch hololive completely.

>>1673696
Cute OP

But where is Haachama... ;_;

Thread Theme
https://youtu.be/A9pEAvMnl6Q

The governments are trying to control Haachama, use her powers against us

spoonfeed me how to make sound pics. I promise I'll use them for the good of Haachama.

>>1709497
The internet is a very large place and Google is your friend. If you search "4chan sound script" it's literally the first post, but just this once I'll help you out.
https://greasyfork.org/en/scripts/402682-4chan-sounds-player

>Tons of Haachama mentions from the Ame/Ollie/Moona collab
If only she wasn't kicked from the EN server. It still baffles me that they didn't allow her on it. An EN only server was a mistake

>>1711012
>Haachama joins EN Server
>this is a problem
>Ollie and Moona join EN Server
>This is fine
FUCKING ENMA

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1373126586031992833
SHES ALIVE or a manager posted it since its advertising

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1373126586031992833?s=20

>>1715435
damn it, this seems more plausible. fuckkkkkk that's what it is isnt it?

>>1715435
>>1715506
Chammers, why are there marionette strings coming out of your body?

>>1715435
>>1715506
Retards. This is a manager tweet or one she scheduled from way back.

I got my hopes up its a fucking manager tweet

>>1715890
>yfw even pikame misses the straya weeb

>>1713791
They're not joining, it's a visit

>>1716024
She had always been a fan, but once Haachama put out "Lolichama", well you know the rest.

>>1715435
>>1715506
SHE LIVES
SHE DIDN'T WANT FANS TO BE DISAPPOINT
SHE MAY NOT BE COMING BACK YET BUT SHE FUCKING LIIIIIVES

>>1716592
>being this stupid

>>1716622
GIVE THIS TO MEEEE

Please come back, but for real this time

>>1715506
I hate to be a downer but I don't see this as "coming back" this is just work. Not even a stream announcement.

>>1716730
Yeah, it seems in poor taste to have her manager post something like this while she's on hiatus

>>1716980
No I will defend the manger on this one. You don't wanna fuck over the sponsor. And I'm assuming it was too late to take Haachama out so I'm fine with it. It's just not her coming back.

I hope she wished Aki a happy birthday off stream

>>1717695
She sent her a discord message that said "Happy Bithday well bang Ok?"
Aki misunderstood and thought it was a bomb threat.

>>1715506
lel this is going to piss her off even more

>Haachama graduates unceremoniously, is never allowed to be mentioned by other holo members ever again
But
>She's happier and can move on with her life
Do you let her go?

>>1718714
If it improves her life and she's happier, it's 100% the right decision. I'll be sad, but it's not the first time that a creator I enjoy has disappeared because of corporate bullshit.

>>1718714
Yep, I'd be happy for her. I would probably give up on non indie vtubers though

>>1718714
I would follow her wherever she goes.

Guys, lets make NFT of haachama.

>>1719485
now we're talking

>>1719579
I see that it is super easy to make. Just need to have a good art and someone to shoulder that gas fee.

>>1718714
what's next? she starts making lofi music?
FUCK THAT

The doom posting is getting tiring as a Haaton...
I get why it's being done, given it's not just Haachama herself at stake, but also how she'll conduct herself even then, but at the same time you guys need to have more faith

>>1718714
Yes i'd rather have her be happy then make content thats boring to her

>>1713791
There wasn't any problems when Chammers was having visit collabs. It only became a problem when she was getting on by herself and using the HololiveEN hashtag.

>>1717068
>>1716980
>>1716730
Assuming Cover works like any other talent agency, this sort of thing gets scheduled out a month or more ahead of time.

>>1715506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdSXTExI8_A

>posts a "promotional" tweet to get some fan response
We gotta cheer her up haatons

>>1721491
I just wish I could buy this merch without going through a bunch of hoops

>>1721640
Which merch? just wish there was a shirt with only the haaton on it

>>1721776
Looks like folders this time, promotional items for shopping at the stores. Also looks like you can buy a scroll of all the 6 members, either way, I wish I could get it.

>>1721951
>>1721776
folders and/or posters I suppose, square things!

>>1721951
Damn, gotta find some english teacher anon to ship it to you

>>1685131
No checkmark either.

>haachama comes back
>she has these thin strings attached to her model
>her joints are connected like a doll
>she starts talking and something feels a little off
>it's almost like the past haachama arc didn't happen at all
>she suddenly speaks english perfectly and surprised everyone
>she then continue playing minecraft all seiso like
>near the end she was about to say haachama chama
>the string around her body pulled her away and stopped her just in time from saying that
>stream continues for an hour more
>nothing but just a black screen
>stream ends

>>1716178
>Haachama joins Niji
>Lolichama joins VOMS
>Red Heart join HoloEN 2
>Red Kun join Holostars
>Haato stays as Hololive 0
Is there an alternate universe in which this scenario would be possible?

>>1719633
>>1719579
What's some rare haachama art? I'm gonna make me some NFT.

>>1722443
Haachammer doesn't have a checkmark, anon.

>>1726516
she used to as akkai hatto, but she lost it when she changed her name.

>Can't join Hololive EN
>Got kicked off the EN Minecraft server
>Can't collab with Gura
>Forced to cancel her story arc right before the finale

I feel so bad for her. The management has no respect for her.

If I cook a pepeloni pizza and AWAY all the pepeloni will Chammers come back?

Does anyone know her song/bgm she plays here https://youtu.be/moRb9KxcnnY?t=76

rrat: She got arrested in Australia for posting lewds. Australia is an Orwellian Hellhole like all British Cuckmonwealth countries are, so it's possible.

>>1732021
no, that's why she fled from austria

>>1727859
Other way around. She has no respect for group and only cares about doing her own thing to the detriment of the group's image. Cover rightfully put the dumb bitch in her place. If she can't follow corporate policy she can fuck off.

>>1732327
t. bootlicker

>>1732494
That's what it means to be a corporate vtuber. Everything she has she owes to cover. If she doesn't like it she can fuck off.

Its Hachama sunday

>>1734171
>doesn't post a haachama sunday video
Get in minecraft now boys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oThVa8tTNo0

Cant piss of the sponsors lmao
Corporate gonna corporate

Damn I miss her content

Will Haatons burn Cover down for Haachama?

>>1736071
Yes, we may get a few wrong buildings on the way though, we're not so grounded in reality these days

>>1736373
>an army of people wearing pig masks have swarmed the streets burning down several local businesses and looting family marts
>police are unsure of their motives but eyewitnesses accounts allege they randomly scream about "covers" and shout "eight chama"

Im tired of having to constantly miss Haachama

Any idea how to get the last relic of Haachama on 4/3?

https://fm-goods.com/hololive_2.html

I meant 4/9

Any idea how to get the last relic of Haachama on 4/9?

https://fm-goods.com/hololive_2.html

>>1739709
Ask someone in japan to acquire it and then send it to you

/vt/ is badmouthing her again...

>>1751142
they'll have to be panished

Another Haachama Sunday without her hurts bros...

I think I know the dark joke that got Chammers a vacation.

SUwUicide

The last thing we'll ever see of her is a manager tweet and some shitty konbeni merch. This isn't how it was supposed to end. Yet, I feel nothing.

>>1753866
>>1755140
I can't stop the voices anymore, every day I wake up and hope for the real haachama chama to play from the real speakers instead of the showerhead. I'm going to look for her at every family mart

>>1732555
Bootlicker

Time to do your schizo reps https://archive.org/details/HaachamaVSHaatoARK

>>1755140
>>1755164
I have been listening to this sporadically nowadays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO3H4dp8Rac

and no, I wont take my meds until haachama comes back

>>1758180
this vid is so fucking good

More signs of life from the Chammers soon! I can feel it! These past couple of days I've been having Haachama cooking-like dreams, which I choose to believe are prophetic. First dream I recall being in some weirdo's house and I called him a scat fetishist for whatever reason and he gave me a look like picrel. He then proceeded to make "fried rice" by pulling out baking sheet after baking sheet of wriggling maggots and dumping them into a sizzling wok. This dream happened hours before her latest tweet: I was hanging out with a couple of Japanese friends at a Japanese restaurant (weeb I know). I was eating a plate of what looked like sliced beef and remember enjoying the taste very much. First time I've tasted something in a dream, probably cause I go to sleep hungry. After I finished my plate, the manager and the cook personally came to the table to bring me the second serving of the meat. What arrived was a few more slices of the meat as well as the creature's head that the meat came from. It stared at me with an eyeless gaze and grinned at me like a dessicated corpse (look up the Montauk monster). I just stared at it thinking "was this really what I was eating?" and told the Manager and the cook to take it back. After thinking it over though I thought that this is the only chance I'll probably get to eat a fucking cryptid and summoned the will to take it back and eat it which then broke the simulation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewfc80QGkrU

so, a based translator went back & translated the haachama's experience where she talks about how she got treated with the family she was living with and the comments are all surprisingly based.

check it out, oh and the vid is going viral too.

>>1759058
Keep going anon, she'll speak to us through you soon

>>1759071
When do we go find those bogans?

>>1698739
Killing spree in NYT offices, suicide by cop

>>1759112
>When do we go find those bogans?
Imagine not protecting this treasure

>yfw normies are understanding haachama

>>1718714
but does she have any friends other than holo?

>>1759202
Can't wait for the haachama origin story arc

She gets no fucking respect despite being part of Gen 1. Not only was she Gen 1. She was also the First Holo to stream in English paving the way for Hololive EN. Yet she can’t even use the EN Hashtag even though she’s the reason EN exists. And Then drastically changing her whole character which despite what people that want to be japanese so bad say. Was really well liked. And what happens to her? Her Whole Storyline is fucking canned for no good reason. Fuck Cover I’m done watching them and their corporate bullshit

The fact she was able to get as far as she did was a minor miracle and likely helped by the fact she was closing in on a million. After the high faded, they cut her off, not knowing how hard she would take it.

>>1759336
Why should anyone respect pure cancer? Fuck off and never come back then. No one will even notice.

>>1759071
>it's somehow even more ESL than the last one
I legit feel sorry for you poor sods having to rely on "translation" clips.

>>1760290
You're not any better at all, retard

>>1759071
Except Haachama cooking was way after this, so that persons comment is inaccurate. This is a shitty translation trying to frame her situation a certain way and the clip has been done before.

She moved in 2020 and her situation in Australia changed. I’m sure it was still tough but people keep viewing this shit in the wrong context — she wasn’t with that family the whole time. It’s like no one has actually been following her. Goddamn.

Where’s the grandma clips about her buying Haachama Apple juice or whatever? Or anything about her current shitty situation with her family in Japan? It’s not clipbait worthy like this one is

>>1759071
>retranslate already translated moment
>it's even worse than before
How do they do it?

>>1762028
The power of ESL/JTL Chads is unmatched

I'm tired of waking up every day and not hearing any news of her returning...

>>1759336
>paving the way for Hololive EN
People keep saying things like this as if cover never even considered expanding into international operations if it wasn't for one of their employees doing bilingual streams. You're giving her way too much credit.

Here's a hint for you: if your objective it to make as much money as possible by producing video content, which language might you target to maximize potential viewership?

>>1767356
that's usually the excuse people give for bowing to china, glad coco jumped on that landmine, it would have eventually corrupted the entire company

>>1766642
we have to do it for her, the next haachama day isn't too far off

If Haachama did not exist, it would be necessary to invent her.