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I love Ina!
Have you thanked me today /vt/?
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>>16943031Roboco thread!
rrat
MEMORIES BROKENTHE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKENI'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY MEEEEEEEDS
>>16943102graduate the whore and I'll worship your thussy every day
RISU UNARCHIVED KARAOKE IN 4.5 HOURShttps://youtu.be/VkKxLVcwjGIhttps://youtu.be/VkKxLVcwjGIhttps://youtu.be/VkKxLVcwjGI
>>16943031This is a good OP
noel is having lots of fun currently
eeeeeee is Gura, Mumei and I's baby btw
I will protect eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee with my life
Goomei cute!
that bird aint right
>>16943162Roboco!
I really miss that orange bitch....
Gura is now your mom. How fucked are you?
IRyS!
Threads now ruined for the entire week. Fuck off Mori.
>>16943080Me too! Feel better Ina!
Run Aqua Run
every time Gura says "well..." I think the stream is ending
'melier
>>16943162You should tell rbc about goomba and moom starting ark!
remembering the time roboco got glass shards imbedded into her skin and ignored it at first before it became more imbedded so she tried taking it out with a fork
Reminder for that one deadbeat argued with me that Mori meant alcohol when she said lean:Lean is slang for codeine. It has never meant just alcohol. Codeine is highly controlled in the US since it is an opiate and has high abuse potential. It is available over the counter in JP. Opiates and alcohol is an excellent way to negligently kill yourself.
>>16943228I will become a mold person from Residednt Evil.
I can't wait for Gura to join the JP ark server and interact with Polka again. It's gonna be great
What a weekend this has been
Oh god the catalog...
MILKSHAKE
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPMwnpiQ-gM
>>16943202>realTruly this is a night of unlikely events
I love Kronii!
>>16943228I'm a functioning, independent adult. I'll probably be fine.
>2 females>produce a babyHOW?
>>16943031Finally a good OP
Thoughts on eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
I love Ouro Kronii and Boros the snake.
>>16943202>Unarchived karaoke>Not A CapellaThank you Jesas
>>16943228Really fucked, as in I fucked her a lot
I am but a small shrimp,
>>16943190DON'T KNOW THE SEASON OR WHAT IS THE REASONI'M SITTING HERE SENDING THESE REDS
>>16943228I die within a week when she's barely able to produce any breast milk, leaving me to starve while she tries to shut me up
>>16943031
>>16943247what son
Man just look at how happy and excited our Gamer Maid is. Now that she's in Masters she's realized that the skill level of everyone has also upgraded just like her own, but this also means that her teammates are better to. With this new found power of learning how to actually work with Teammates instead of going solo Aqua mode, there's definitely no doubt that our Akuwa will be making it to Masters. Current Rank: Diamond IVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cmhzJHYN6EENJOY! DANCE DANCE DANCE LET IT GO! Koyori's got less than 500 subs to go until her singing to 500k Subs challenge is successfully completed! If you haven't subscribed and ENJOYED this stream with Koyori yet, you should go over and do so immediately right now you dumb stupid ojisan.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJWbK8UWwkWho knew that trying to hatch a Dodo Egg would require so much hard work and backflipping. The absolute terror Meimei had when she thought Gura accidentally ate the Dodo Egg whole was absolutely priceless. This entire stream has been nothing but cute interactions and side bursting moments. It's going to be even better once they're able to log onto the JP server with all those bigger dinosaurs roaming the lands.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKN4N7ED3X8Filthy lizardmen! Noel will dance around your strikes as she completes her second dungeon of OoT, the Death Mountain. She's carefully jumping over MOLTEN LAVA so she doesn't burn to a crisp.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCCaMngYf1USubaru is not only the strongest yakuza member in Yakuza Kiwami, but she's also the one who sways the government because no politician wants to get punched in the face when Subaru's behind wheel. It would hurt very badly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLLyTYIODQ0Pekora's off grabbing potions and dealing with aristocrats so she can get the money she needs in order to upgrade her equipment and be safer on her journey to save the world of DQ8.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUIF15UlQjEMiko and her team of monsters travel through towers in DQ5, clearing them out to make sure that they can't harm other bystanders and doing you know...hero stuff. Also still utilizing her incredible VA skills.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niU-EBYFApQThe underwater world of Omori really makes Aruran uneasy but he's calmer than he was before now that he knows he can't drown. His shouting skills are also getting a work out.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEgM7PiIjL0>Songs ReleasedAZKi blessed our hearts with a brand new cover, donning her 1st outfit for the extra diva strength and crushing the song Rise, the OP of Ghost in the Shell. Not only did she nail the Japanese part with precision but also conquered the English and German parts with the greatest of ease. That's what it means to be as strong as AZKi and that's why you should go give it a stream if you haven't.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmzY4R2QLfMRushia released a brand new original song called Omoikou, it's a very comfy, relaxing song that'll calm that raging fire within your body and cleanse you from all the darkness that inhibits your heart. The MV that comes packaged with it is also very cute and if you haven't given it a stream yet and you're feeling troubled, this is the perfect song for you. It'll boost your spirits up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibXRzMUUWPE
watching mori's karaoke:woah she seems to be having some fun, maybe she's over the dramawaiting for the ark stream:ark fucking sucks, this will be a quickly dropped gamei guess it's reverse day
>>16943131No.
>>16942782Honestly, her decision to break the 'no tweets until new music' seal on not!Mori is all the more hilarious given the context of this week. I guess she's really been wanting some of that easy dopamine hits that come from social media posting.
>>16943228i'm fine. she earns enough for me and i'll move in with her and take care of her
>>16943287eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>16943287made for otou san
>>16943287Cute!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/95716124
>>16943231Based
>>16914323Anything you wanna say, pal?
>>16943287EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CUTE
GO KOYORIN GO
I miss Fauna so much.I love Fauna so so much.
>>16943287Those birds are going to die the moment those stupid poison spitting motherfuckers spawn in.
mori probably thinks she was in the right
>>16943259>Myth finally comes into japan>They have to break Mori out of jail like this is a fucking payday 2 heist Why can't we ever have a normal day?
>>16943259>It is available over the counter in JPNo it isn't. They changed the distribution of it years ago, stop posting this stupid shit
I'm glad things turned out this way so it ended up just gura and Mumei, they are cute together
>>16943287You're uglier than I expected.t. Gura
TWO GIRLS LETS GO
>>16943202Risu's chestnuts!
>>16943259>is an excellent way to negligently kill yourselfhopefully it works
THE DODO HAREM GROWS
mori genuinely got suspended for that?
>>16943217Your baby is going to die when they log off
2 GIRLS LET'S GO
>>16943287mating press
Moomei's going autistic
https://jigex.com/56L5T
>>16943247>>16943310whoa what a cutie
HAISAIDO CHESTO
>>16943295I'm not sure if she's baiting us or not. It's almost certainly an actual karaoke but there's that tiny change it turns out to be acapella. Either way I need to sleep now so I can wake up for it.
This is honestly the best way to play a game like this, going in blind with a friend who also knows nothing about the game.
>>16943323Get well soon Aki...
>>16943268This is the only shelter on the board. Do not venture outside. Do not remain more than 15 minutes past the end of the ARK collab.
Noel sucks at OOT
>>16943323Funny that I'm watching both right now, how'd that happen?
>>16943302deadbeatchama...
LEAVE MY PURE DOOM DOOM ALONE YOU HARLOTS
>>16943259Mori is a chuuni. I guarantee she's using lean as an edgy alternative slang for alcohol. Real lean costs like 1000 dollars a pint since Pfizer stopped producing it
>>16943272
>>16943259>Lean is slang for codeine. It has never meant just alcohol. Codeine is You unironically more retarded than Mori if you think she meant it in this context when she LITERALLY said during her karaoke stream that she been drinking
>>16943390
>>16943339TuT
Gura was straight up staring at her characters junk when he was laying down, lol. Sorry cumbuds. Gura is straight
>>16943291I want to fuck Boros.
>>16943315Right here Ayamefriend! Are you excited for Risu karaoke?
>>16943372by "that" i presume you mean a two-week escalating pattern of antagonizing and embarrassing her employer?
>>16943355>AHHHHHHHH AME, I NEED A MEDIC BAG
>>16943259Fucking hell Mori you dumbassIs this the first time a holo admitted substance abuse?Management should delete this tweet before its translated to JP/5ch
>>16943287U-UOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!! ToT
Who's actually smater between Mumei and Gura?
Mumei... stop eating the berries...
>>16943372She was going on break anyway
>>16943315You are an eye of unity in the storm Ayamefriend.
REMEMBER; THE OFFICIAL PAIRING NAME BETWEEN MUMEI AND GURA IS SAMEI, ANY OTHER NAME IS INVALID
Mumei....
>>16943287I love this little nigga like you wouldn't beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelieve
>>16943433
please tell me they dont have to constantly baby and feed these dodos or they die/explode, shit like that gives me anxiety when i play games
>>16943355why do the cops in japan have no sense of self preservation?
>>16943302A DESOLATE THREADWITHOUT ANY TRACEIT'S ONLY THE COLD (You)S I FEEL
>>16943455Yes
deadcucks fuck off from my tweet calling out Mori from using the term hit the lean, you niggers are cringe and she should have just used "hit the pain killers"
I've unironically run out of meds like two days ago and I'm too awkward to e-mail my psych about it because I'm afraid he'll go "well why didn't you tell me earlier"
>>16943302A DESOLATE CHATWITHOUT ANY STREAM IT'S ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL
>>16943131Play Ark
>a guy on Koyori's streamYab, when's the graduation? She told us she loved us and promised to not even talk to guys anymore. She refused to catch male pokemon even.
hmm.moom
>>16943259Or she doesn't know what it actually means, the same way that several people in this thread didn't. What
>ame afraid to post terrariums on her corpo acc>mori straight up admitting to hitting lean on her corpo accLmao
Amei post
>>16943467mura
>>16943467You're invalid
>>16943259>>16943449go back, dramaniggers
>>16943454cute
>>16943198The wheels are in motion, just like Coco its a slow drawn out process
>>16943454I'll say it.Kiara should've done her cat-marrying stream.
>>16943467>REMEMBER; THE OFFICIAL PAIRING NAME BETWEEN MUMEI AND GURA IS SAMEI, ANY OTHER NAME IS INVALIDi think guràmumei is better
>>16943455Mumei goes to university. Gura cleans toilets.
>>16943367I am going to give this tree rat my raw squirrel
>>16943486Well I'm sure doing nothing will solve this! Ganbatte anon!
Who would make a better mother of my children? Mumei or Gura?
>>16943351Where is Fauna I miss Fauna please come back Fauna
>>16943486Find a doctor that isn't a dick. If you're afraid to be honest with your doctor that's bad
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee is dying LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16943467Gumei.
I wished for the Ark stream to be really good with all my heart. Is this the monkey's paw?
>>16943372If she's taking a break for two weeks, yes
>>16943202There's absolutely zero chance I will be conscience during this, even if I am awakeSomeone had better record it
>>16943486Tell him you hit the lean a bit too hard and forgot
>>16943402It is. Going in blind while your friends know everything already sucks.
cuckbeats… I told you this would happen.
>>16943503Mumei should have been flat
>>16943486Don't think too much about it and just send the e-mail.
>>16943486Just fucking email him already
>>16943482IT'S MEDS THAT I SPITE AS I STAND UP AND FIGHTTHE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
>>16943442Yes actually. Especially because it's at a decent time and I'll be able to catch all of it. Since she's no longer going to be a smelly treerrat, what kind of smell will she be radiating after the karaoke?
>>16942868Anon multiple people literally talked about how she does exactly that. She just doesn't bring attention to it.t.KFP
>>16943402Having a daisenpai who can come and save your ass every now and then is cool toohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIUV5bY_Xk8
>>16943467
>>16943372I really hope she does. What she did was beyond retarded.
>two dorks trying to keep their child alive
>>16943080I really hope my octopus tip's throat issues don't get in the way of her attending Aqua's concert, even if the Umisea song is shite.
>>16943523Damn, that's awesome
>>16943353>deleting the tweet>deleting the "Fun" Reddit post>Apologizing on both and admitting she fucked upBefore this? Yes. After? Definitely not.
>>16943532And she even managed to fuck up cleaning toilets.
>we'll have more children soon
>>16943443
This could have all been avoided if Mori was allowed to play Bloodborne
>>16943559this is huge
>>16943259She's seriously the type to use alcohol as an excuse to pull stupid shit
>Emily
>>16943259>It is available over the counter in JP.Hasn't been for years when a bunch of countries made it prescription only at the same time retard.
>>16943500Haha yeah bro totallyI also believe in Santa
>>16943497You gotta make sacrifices if you want those muscles anon.
>>16943523cute
>>16943259I hope lean there is a slang. It will be pretty ugly if it's the real thing.
>>16943501If Gura got in trouble for tweeting about bathing salts and Mori doesnt for her shit Im going to become an anti.
>>16943486Just email. I've been there, psychiatrists are cool about this, and will just want to help
>>16943486Just email him, the longer you delay it the worse it is
>>16943562Anyone could of guessed it to be honest, NEVER hang out with e-celebs especially anitubers.
>>16943450Best feet
>>16943259what's the japanese culture on drug abuse?in burgerland it's kind of expected of rappers and it's in all our songs and shit.but the only time i've seen drugs mentioned in anime/manga is in hentai like 177013
>>16943287WHAT?
>>16943550I like this
>>16943430yeah, drinking lean ( thats slang for codeine, btw)
>>16943605That's not even the right file name.
>>16943486Anon, they reason some say that is to reinforce the idea to tell them before you run out or asap. They could word it better but in the end they just want to give you your medication.
>I think Emily will be a better mother than you Gurawow, Mumei
>>16943486Just do it, retard. It's not about being called out but about your well-being.
I have no idea who is saying what most of the time. How do they sound the same? How did Hololive get two Holos with the same voice?
>>16943575I wish I could tell you, but we'll have to wait and see. 4 and a half hours and counting!
>>16943605kek
>>16943597Did I stutter?
>gura still streaming what the fuck happened
>Gura is the mother guarding the nest>Mumei is the father hunting outside
>>16943402I liked when aki rose just came ridding a fucking jet dino to help koroneit was cool
Mumei is in the stream!
>>16943486Why do I always relate to people that need meds?But yeah, just email him. Like right now.
>>16943616OH SHIT! MORI'S GETTING FIRED!
>>16943486Ask mori for some
>>16943372Probably soft suspension without official statement from cover
>>16943573THERE WILL BE SHITPOST
>>16943656Parenthood
>just a sec im gonna drink some water>how do you do that? is it salt water? do you just walk in?>i meant actual water
>>16943613Lean is never used as a slang for alcohol, its just deadbeats doing damage control
>>16943550came here to post this
>>16943616i even checked this onethis night is wild
>>16943259Anon, Mori is literally a white woman in Japan who listens to rap. I guarantee you she assumed it was slang for alcohol (what I and most non-hoodrat white people assume from the only context we've heard it, i.e., in rap)Mori is retarded and I'm far from a fan (the TT stuff soured me on her even though her music is good) but there is no scenario where she's simultaneously aware that """lean""" is painkillers, booze, and cough syrup, and she nonchalantly tweets about it on her main account.
>>16943575Semen. My Semen.
>>16943523I kneel
>>16943656Gura is in a good mood today + Mumei is a great partner.
>>16943656Gura is unironically having fun at the ARK collab.
I hope this stream never ends
>>16943656Gura has NEVER been the one to end a collab.
... What's a shark/owl hybrid like?
>>16943486Meds are not good for you, anon. They fuck up your brain.
>>16943350How long is that going to take?
Whats this duo called?
>>16943486Most doctors don't care. The most you'll get is "make sure you call in earlier next time."
finally the stream can be enjoyed with a somewhat normal global thread
>>16943616foobs..
LETS GOOOO
>>16943723It's just Gura talking to herself
>>16943723goomei
>>16943031I want to fuck this robot.
NO MALES
>>16943632>what's the japanese culture on drug abuse?You should always assume that if it's okay in the west it's probably not acceptable in Japanese culture since the west is a melting pot in almost every county and Japan is an ethnostate
>It's a boy, I'm gonna kill itGood, Gura.
>>16943315Right here, friend! Cheering on Aqua and watching Gumei breed.
>>16943705thank the owl for that. THANK HER
>>16943656Shit games doesn't translate into shit streams, anons will deny it though.
Don't forget this won't amount to more than a slap on the wrist
How does Gura play with this plastered on her screen for over an hour
IS THAT A FUCKING SPINOSAURABAYO
>>16943616i wanted this to be real :(
>>16943723Goomei
>>16943723Schizophrenia
Gura is lonely and loves collabs
>>16943616Is this real? It can't be real.
>>16943259To the anon a few days ago who asked what would even warrant an EN suspension nowadays, I think we have our answer
>>16943655you're stronger than I can ever hope to be
>>16943753That was Mumei...
>>16943697Anon, Mori busted her ass working with nogs and smoking blunts in the walk in freezers to get to Japan. She knows what lean is.
>gura getting stressed out being away from her child
>>16943738Why does people send these.. at least she rarely reads supers during a collab
>>16943632>what's the japanese culture on drug abuse?It happens and they pretend it doesn't.
>>16943738
>>16943467isn't it just same since they're the same person
>>16943486I can guarantee they haven't even thought about you. I know because I do it too
>>16943372I mean, I actually can't remember the last time an official Holomem account got downvoted to negative on Reddit.That's an actual feat
>>16943684Now I'm concerned
>>16943259I hope she doesn't actually use lean and just trying to be cool
>I'm stressed out about the child, I need to seeYWN be a parent with Gura and hear her say these words to you.
>its a boy I'm gonna kill it>the stars she collabed with are still alivestars confirmed for not being real males
>>16943757Don't be obnoxious about it
>>16943678THE VOICE IN MY HEAD TELLS RRATS UNSAID
>>16943430>>16943500It's kind of irrelevant what she meant. You could easily interpret this to mean either or. It's why you have to be very careful about what you post (especially when you are a public figure). A court could determine that this post was an admission of guilt.
POST ROBOT WOMB ALREADY AHHH
>>16943764what she can't read can't hurt her
>>16943738GURA MY ONLY SON PERISHED AT AGE 4 LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1485152994119221248
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1485152994119221248https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1485152994119221248https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1485152994119221248
Hey fellas, I’ve been with family for a few days. Whats been happening in Hololive? Has your oshi been cute?
>>16943575She's gonna be smelling like tasty mango and jeb_lime
>>16943723goomers
>its been 3hrs already
I wonder how this stream would've gone if Kronii and Sana had shown up like they were supposed to
>>16943183ogey
>>16943738I hope harold is a parrot or something
>>16943704mooms is the healing i needed tonight
I can't believe Gura has been collaborating with herself for almost 3 hours. How do we save her?
>>16943738GURA MY DODO DIED 360 YEARS AGO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16943738LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16943486I got just the motivation for you anon!https://streamable.com/51xpfg
>>16943500>>>>>>Using terms you don’t know proudlyNow why would she do some shit like that? Either she has to admit she’s a fucking retard or knew and I doubt she can get rid of her pride to do the first so she’ll make up some shit
>>16943765Yes. It killed a Phiomia (hippolike elephant ancestor) they were trying to tame earlier.
>>16943486He's not your fucking dad, anon. Who gives a shit what he thinks. It's a completely normal mistake, just email him.
>>16906322I told you it was building up, fucko.You'll see.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1485152994119221248IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>16943697>I guarantee you she assumed it was slang for alcohol (what I and most non-hoodrat white people assume from the only context we've heard it, i.e., in rap)This is the dumbest fucking cope I've seen in awhile holy shit. I live in fucking Australia and I know what Lean is.
>>16943792>Why does people send theseIm not even ESL, just retarded
she'll come back stronger
How we feeling tonight, chumCHADS?
>>16943738This one is clearly a joke
>>16943832>>16943830No fucking shot does a rapper not know what "Lean" is.
>>16943486are >we unironically taking meds?
NO I'M GETTING KEKKED BY A ROBOT
>>16943830>>16943832
>>16943830SHUT THE FUCK UPJESUS CHRIST
>>16943390Based
>>16943830>>16943832Kek, she is SO >here it's hilarious
Kek, Aqua
>>16943738LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16943830GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKING KEYBOARD YOU DUMB BROAD
>>16943830>>16943832Holy fuck Mori, I'm laughing so hard.
>>16943832>>16943830>doesnt even understand her own nigger lingochrist, mori
>>16943857Gura has succumbed to the voices.
>>16943764It's harder to notice text on the top side when most games have everything you do on the middle-lower half of the screen.
Nothing will happen to Mori and the thread will return to normal in a day.
They did it bros, they saved Roger's life
>>16943259Coof medicine that has codeine is also available over the counter in America. You get card swiped for it so kids can't buy it. Codeine is definitely a controlled substance and you will get in trouble for it on a drug screen test in Japan.
Aqua managing to salvage this round is impressive.
>>16943832>>16943830>lean >new agemoririn...
>>16943847Would've been just as good honestly. Kronii is always good during collabs.
>>16943830>>16943832LOG OFFSTEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD
>>16943830>>16943832lmfao
>>16943697The thing is its terrible for her image, people know what Lean means and its no slang for alcohol. Posting this shit on your hololive account is painfully retarded."She's chuuni" is not an answer excuse
What a fucking night
>>16943830>>16943832STOP TALKINGPLEASE
>>16943805>"same"My brain
>>16943697Anon she is literally from the birthplace of Lean. She knows.
>>16943830>>16943832>>16943852>>16943879just stop... you're pathetic...
>>16943879>>16943852Mori... drankies is no better....
>>16943832>new age wordslean is older than you are you excuse machine
>>16943723samei
>>16943764She might not be able to see it, she can't see her hotbar either remember.
>>16943830>>16943832>new ageYou dumb wigger just use words you actually know.
>>16943757thank you moommer
>>16943832>>16943830100% meant lean.
>>16943523Damn, nice
>>16943738best case scenario, his parrot flew awayworst case, his toddler fucking died on his birthday
>>16943879DRANKIES
>>16943815https://streamable.com/yyfuy4
>>16943908then why are we hearing it too?? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
>>16943830>>16943832It's all so tiring
>>16943302>>16943482>>16943573>>16943678>>16943816Vocaroos onegai. I feel the sprout of a good /vt/ sings emerging from this.
>>16943830>>16943832What the fuck is actually wrong with her Jesus, she actually got bonked for that too. I refuse to believe that one of her managers didn't tweet this
Gura would actually be a try hard mom watching over her child with the best of her ability but actually still fail at parenting. Mumei would actually
>>16943830>>16943832Mori you fucking idiot holy shit.
It's Diplodocus Mumei. I thought you knew this shit
>>16943830>>16943832SHUT UP YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>16943764How the fuck is this acceptable UI design in current year? Literally put a small icon in the corner or some shit wtf
>>16943748This anon wants to fuck the robot!same desu
I can't stop laughing
>>16943890Mori isn't a rapper, she only plays one on TV
>>16943573THERE WILL BE KEK. POSTS.THE MAN IN THE MIRROR LOST HIS MEDSTHE ONLY. WHO. WILL RIDE UPON THE ORANGE WOMAN'S BACKBECAUSE THIS REAPER DOESN'T GIVE BACK WHAT SHE TAKESOH THERE WILL BE KEK. POSTS.THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOWN
>>16943832y-yeah haha I didn't know the fucking meaning of lean XDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>16943862This is the first time this has ever happened to EN.
>>16943954We also succumbed to the voices.
>>16943738>>16943858HAROLD LOVE
Gura doesn't care about animals. It's just an act.
>>16943832>https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1485152994119221248STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING STOP TWEETING
>Gura is having fun playing Ark>She will play Ark again and drag in others to play as well>The JPs will start playing Ark again because the ENs are>Ark arc 2 lasts until 2023
Mori the kinda nigga to openly say "nigga" because she hears it in rap songs
>>16943832>>16943830How can she dig herself deep while digging herself out of the hole?
>>16943830>>16943832Oh no she's retarded...
>>16943916This entire stream is a spongebob episode
>>16943764She's sitting close to her 32" monitor and probably isn't paying attention to the edges of her screen
>>16943830>>16943832The defendant claimed this post was a joke.
>>16943613No anon. Lean ====/==== Alcholol. It NEVER has. I only can believe she THINKS it means alcohol but changed meaning like with “Yeet”. But no, it’s not alcohol.
>>16943857You don't ant to collab with your tulpa?
>>16943830>>16943832Please, just take her twitter rights away for a few days. Please.
>>16943830>>16943832This is the result of a woman who never moved past her high school bullying
>>16943551We got a good stream and Mori embarrassing herself, that paw remains decidedly unclenched unlike Mori's butthole
Deadbeats I think your oshi is actually retarded.
>>16943830>>16943832Please Mori... Just step away from the computer.
>>16943968Worse, she's talking about Dilophosaurus.
>>16943830>>16943832Isnt the term 'lean' over 10 years old
>>16943830>>16943832niggas have been rapping about lean for decades
>>16943786No, this is a solid fiction she's built up but Mori is the most generically middle class white woman I've ever heard speak. She larps as as nigger but she's never been in the ghetto or spent time with the real bottom of the barrel (rule of thumb with nogs is if they can actually hold down a job they're already in the 99th percentile)
>>16943890Lifestyle, Exercise, Attitude and Nutrition?
>>16943830>>16943832Now, turn off the computer Mori
>>16943830>>16943832MA'AM, STEP AWAY FROM THE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM-- MA'AM! PUT IT DOWN!
Dads having a midlife crisis just like my dad!
What's the difference between Mori and Trump?They actually managed to take him off the keyboard.
>gets called girlfriend by pathfinder>accepts itall those greentexts were true... you can just make her yours...
gura went deaf
GURA GREW DEAF FROM STREAMING LET'S GOOOO
>>16943807I would guess it's the first and only time it's happened.
>>16943832>>16943830
>>16943830>>16943832kek, my sides
>>16943830>>16943832>expecting a single person on this earth to believe she doesn't know what lean is
>>16943995>gura playing the same anything over 2 streams
>>16943995>The JPs will start playing Ark again because the ENs areToo late?
>new age word>earliest entry on urbandictionary for lean is from fucking 2005
>>16943486I've been through that many times. Fight through it and email them. It's worth it, they are there to help. Just pretend this is your psych.
>>16943486>Taking meds but not the therapyDid you really think meds were enough?
>>16944049it's just the meds finally kicking in
>It's going in and out really bad>Oh nyo>*shits*
>>16943830>>16943832a gift that keeps on giving
>>16943916fuck, saving this
>>16943983That was funny though. This is also funny, but in a different more pathetic way.
>>16943968>It's Diplodocus MumeiIt's Diplodocus Carnegii or Hallorum.
Gura played necrodancer. Set up this game. Now theyve been on ark for hours. Chumbuds feasting well tonight
>>16943455one is still in student debt, and the other is already having a cotton plantation in lousiana with slaves already
>>16943830
>>16943830>>16943832how is she so slow. she leaves every yab for 1hr+
>>16943929More like what a fucking week.Everybody's dropping like flies.
>>16943832>>16943830This is really embarrassing.
>>16943995NOT. SO. FAST. BUCKO!!!
>>16943830>>16943832Holy shit Mori. I hope this is a lesson for you to learn from Gura and stop. fucking. tweeting.
>>16943830MORI YOU GODDAMNED IDIOT, FUCKING TURN OFF YOUR ROUTER, STOP STOKING THE FUCKING FLAMES
>>16943830>>16943832She just keep tweeting. Keep digging herself deeper.
that little>i'm bringing a little friend - did you hear that?>oh i heard that, bringing a little friendSOUNDED LIKE ONE PERSON TALKING TO HIMSELF
>>16943784Can people really not tell Gura and Mumei apart?
>>16944103D. longus love!
>>16943830>>16943832Moririn... your street cred...
>>16943784Don’t fuck with me.
>Making sick rap beatsAnd drinking lean!
>>16943656>Gura got addicted to Valheim last year because she could goof off with friends>couldn't stream it>Gura goofing off with a Genmate like a good friend in another open Sandbox Crafting Game with Dinosaurs>able to stream itWhile the game may be varying degrees of shit, these kinds of games become infinitely more fun with friends. Expect to see at least on 3+ member EN stream after this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJWbK8UWwkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJWbK8UWwkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJWbK8UWwkSTOP TALKING ABOUT NON-HOLOS LIKE MORI AND SUB TO KOYORI! SHE'S ONLY 125 SUBS AWAY!
>>16943486Uhhh... What kind of meds?
>>16944035I mean sure, if you want to believe that and not the years of direct evidence to the contrary from her own mouth. I'm not saying she's hard, just that she's absolutely not ignorant.
You fuckers are wild
>>16943627Fun fact: The number of toes changes depending on the outfit she wears.
>>16943563No, her medium premiums are fantastic. I'll accept a loli alt though
>>16943315I wanna go to sleep, friend. How much longer is this Ark stream gonna last?
>>16944093the shitting in this collab is one of the best moments i have ever witnessed in EN never thought i would make a post like this
>>16944028Closer to 50
Deadbeats i kneel... but this time not out of adoration
>>16943632>what's the japanese culture on drug abuse?they pretend it doesn't exist, meaning there's no real support for recovery. Mori would have to come back to the US if she ever decides to seek help.
>>16943830yeah totally not an alcoholic
>>16944064Sounds like the effects of drinking to much lean.
>>16944059I have been laughing like this for two hours now
>>16943830>>16943832Step away from the keyboard, Mori
>>16943830>>16943832SOMEONE CUT HER INTERNET PLEASE GOD
Gura, it's not your headset. We hear Mumei fade out too. You fucked something up with the game settings. It sounds like the proximity voice chat is on in game
>>16943830Time until cover sends an operative to her house with zip ties
>>16943784This can't be real.
Why are you telling her to stop tweeting when she's clarifying she isn't taking drugs? That's like the only sensible post she's made
>>16944156GO KOYORI GO!
>>16943830>>16943832If J-chad was competent then they'd confiscate Mori's phone and change the twitter info for the duration of her break.
>>16943830>>16943832Sometimes i'm actually glad Gura barely uses social shit and isolates herself when offstream.
>>16944103Underrated kek
Sex with Lui
>>16943102I, don't know, you have no idea how hard it would be to get me to like Omega but if he reeled her in maybe, I will thank him/her today.
>>16943821This is the same woman who thought being told she has "bootystank" was a compliment You would have to be either really retarded or just malicious to hold her to the assumption she was talking about Codeine and not just talking about getting drunk
>>16943830>>16943832go to bed you pink whore
>>16944035Deadbeat... Its time to accept your oshi is a dumbass and has abused substances.Any person that reads that will be shocked when they read lean, management should delete that shit asap
STOP IT GURA, I BREATHE FROM MY MOUTH TOOOOOOOOOO
winners with cute oshis tonight:>chumbuds>hoomanseternal losers taking endless L's:>deadbeats
>>16944173Must be just thinking of that stupid rap song that popularized it
>>16943830>>16943832STOP, JUST FUCKING STOPOMEGATRANNY, JUST RESTRICT ACCESS TO HER ACCOUNTS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY ALREADY
bros i was looking forward to the mori stream in a few hours...
GO KOYORI GO
>>16944207Two days ago J-Chad was in her bed about to die from some illness so I don't think she's doing much currently
Almost there Koyorin!
https://youtu.be/dFJWbK8UWwkKoyori 100 subs away she will lose her mind it's worth watching
>Oooh he's hairy!Mumei is a pubefag confirmed
Oh no hookeks, what was your oshi doing with travis over there in the bushes?
>>16943830>>16943832Moririn...
My two favorite ENs are on right now and Mori is about to be graduated. Life is good.
>>16944102Amazing day
Aaaand the thread is ruined yet again!
>>16943830>>16943832Mori is the gift that keeps giving
>>16944210Gura is a fucking pro and an old hand, she has more experience at this than any of these other girls. They all need to learn from her.
>>16944138Didn't Gura talk about talking to herself?
>>16943616Holy fuck it's actually real.https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1485120701141233666https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1485120701141233666https://twitter.com/shirakamifubuki/status/1485120701141233666
>>16880940Something you'd like to learn from this lesson, you dumb bastard? Perhaps you should share your thoughts on today with the class.
>>16944163there are hundreds of r*ddit natives here just because there isn't a holo anti subr*ddit
>>16944214this is a good post
>>16944171Meimei is a part of this collab, you should have been prepared for it to go this way.
>>16943757lmao, always in need of recongiziton, typical hooman
>>16943830>>16943832TOMARANAI YAB
You are now breathing through your nose manually.
>>16944234>there are unironic mouth breathers here
>>16943830>>16943832Mori, we're the same age. You're way more into hip-hop than me and even I remember when lean blew up in the mainstream when Lil Wayne and Drake start rapping about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFJWbK8UWwk60 subs left for koyoriget in here
Deadbeats i kneel... but this time not out of adoration.
>>16944163Mori is a lolscow and the trolls smell blood in the water
>>16944064>"I'll check myself before I wreck myself next time!!">proceeds to keep wrecking herself
It’s honestly comforting to know that despite all this drama goomei is isolated in their own little streaming world right now.
>>16944237dont shitpost with my oshi nigger
TRIPLETS
>>16943830Fucking kek she is definitely /here/… HEY MORI YOU’RE A FAT BITCH I BET CONNOR DOESNT EVEN WANT TO TOUCH YOUR BRAPPER UNTALNTED WHORE
THREE BABIESTHREE
GEE Gura, how come your mum lets you have 3 BABIES
>>16943830>>16943832Mori, please just walk away from the computer for a day or two
Can somebody post the "original" Mori akasupa from the member stream? I'm trying to keep some records so we can laugh at her seething.
SORA IRO DAYS AS WE CROSS 500K LET'S GOOOOOO
>>16944239Can't do anything Anon
>>16943832>>16943830Not buying that shit for a second. We know where you're from, Mori.
How would you save Mori?>Therapy>Rehab>3 month break >Going back to Murica>Myth group intervention >SexWhat would work at this point?
>>16944210is this the biggest gamer moment in history?
Okay, so who in HoloEN ISN'T taking a break next week?Who the fuck is supposed to stream?
LESS THAN 40 LEFT, GO KOYORI GO
>>16944237t. DeadbeatStop shitposting with my oshi, faggot
>>16944163go back
THREE NIGGASITSTHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wtf this stream is cute.
My bad guys I wasn't doing codeine I meant to say I was getting piss drunk at noon
Kek 3 baby dodos
>>16944028Don’t tell her that
>>16943830>>16943832guys gurw is strea-...who cares lol
>>16943830>>16943832STOP TWEETING YOU DUMB BITCH BEFORE YOU TRIP ON YOURSELF.
SHE DID IT
LET'S GOTO PIERCE THE HEAVES
baby making all night with Gura and Mumei
GO KOYORIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16943830>>16943832MOTHER FUCKER CAN YOU JUST STOPhttps://youtu.be/U1UtRnGn5hc
Reminder that real Dilophosaurus wethirilli was 8 feet tall and 20 feet long. The first dinosaur to be an apex predator.
>>16944337You posted everything.
I don't know what an edible is! GUH
>>16944163>Didn't include the replies
>>16943832Mori just, stop, every single thing you say will be analyzed under an electron microscope right now, just quit fanning the flames today while you're ahead. Or ok I've got to admit you're not "ahead" at all right now, but don't just fall further behind..
You know what the funniest thing about this is? that the supposed Hololive rapper who acts like a tough girl and even made a diss track shitting on VTweeters has a thinner skin than the girly emotional Idol chicken, it's funnier when Mori and Kiara receive about the same amount of hate too
OMEDETOU! PINK DOG!
Mumei and Gura have had 4 babies now...
MAYORIN CONGRATS!!!Sing SSS now, or Kirameki Rider.
SHE DID IT!
>>16944165Yeah it is pretty neat. She even has real toes in her CodeVein/GodEater outfit.
All 3 will starve
I did it.
>BlackMUMEI, NO
>>16943832holy shit Mori just shut the fuck up and stop making it worse
SHE DID IT! GO KOYORI GO!
>>16944347Fauna if she gets her computer situation sorted out. Bae. Kronii. Mumei. Ame. Gura. Kiara.
>>16944281>>16943952
>>16944156>opens her stream>she starts singing Sorairo Days>realize I'm still unsubscribed>subs>she hits 500k right afterwelp, guess i have a new pink oshi now
>>16943387I'm sorry but I think I'm going to cum on this cute and funny sharkt.deadbeatchaama
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16944268sus___________________
>>16944347Bae
RUMAO
Mori's really fucking pushing this RTA to lolcow
>>16944234Imagine cucking yourself out of a real jaw like that
>>16943977god, what will the other ENs think when they see the aftermath?
TRIPLET LOVE
DODOS LOVE
THEY'RE FUCKING DEAD
>>16943980this>>16943890also, she isn't down with the kids, doesn't do """trap""", which is the people who do lean. She has heard the word lean, probably as "that lean got a nigga fucked up, y'kno'wha'I'msayin'???". and thought it was a funny word. I think it's a funny word too and also didn't quite know what it was for a couple of months.
DODOS LOVE!
BABIES LOVE
NOOOOOOOOO
SHE DID ITKNEEL TO PINK SEX
>>16943830Texas rap is based around lean… see DJ Screw. She needs to stop lying.
LMAO DEAD BABIES
KOYORI DID IT
DODO LOVE
RIP
GO AKWA GO
DODO LOVEDODO LOVEDODO LOVE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
holy shit...Gura...Mumei...
AGH
>>16943259She should drink more lean!
>>16944337Stop reading this website.
this fucking game
roru rorurumao rumao
BABY DODO MASSACRE
>get born into this world>die immediatelygura's womb is cursed....
THIS DAY KEEPS GETTING WORSE
DOODOO LOVE
im devastated
>>16944012literally the only time i've ever heard lean before is in the context of "sipping lean" as lyrics and i'm hardly shelterednot a huge jump to just assume they mean booze if you don't give enough of a shit to google it
>>16943832>>16943830Mori you dork
>>16943830>>16943832>Type retarded shit>Make yourself look even worse when things were salvagable beforehandWhy does Mori do this?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HOLY SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy shit lmao
TRIPLETS NO MORE
OH NO NO NO NO
>>16943830>>16943832You've got to know when to hold 'emKnow when to fold 'emKnow when to walk awayAnd know when to runThis is the point where you fucking run Mori
>>16944275im starting to think reddit is just a bunch of people pretending they dont use 4chan and vice versa
Berries..
HOLY FUCKING KEK.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Holy shit this stream
goowa... moomers...
GO AQUA GO
>immediately gets 200 subs over 500kdumb fucks
THEY FUCKING DIED BLUE, STRAW AND GOOSE LOVE
BERRY SIBLINGS LOVE
JESAS CHRIST AQUA
KOYOREI DID ITi dont have an image of her saved
CHAMPIONION!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, the bebes.
GOOSE BLUE AND STRAW LOVE
STRAW GOOSE AND BLUE LOVE
rip
TRIPLETS LOVE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CHAMPONION!
My fucking sides
Champion Maid!
>>16944521oh fuck
SIDS HATE
AQUA CHAMPION! GAMER MAID STRONG!GURA AND MUMEI KILLED THEIR BABIES!LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It was a still birth....
AQUASAMACLUTCH
AQUA GAMING
DODO LOVEAQUA CHAMPION
KONKOYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
When is koyori going to play mahjong?
mumei is crying...
>>16944505MORI RUINED ANOTHER FUCKING COLLAB
Damn... TRIPLETS LOVE.
>>16944521Fucking lmao
stop laughing moomers, you're ruining a good clip
>>16944521kek
I LOOKED AWAY HOW DID THEY DIE
>>16943852The only way I can be convinced that she's writing these is if she's got management breathing down her neck, they're so goofy it's like a caricature
CHAMPION
We were given a great gift and we let it die...
>>16944521fucking kek
Great day to be a joshu-kun
>>16944337a HEAVY dose of rape correction is required for a woman this willful
>>16943830>>16943832Holy shit Mori, turn off the computer, turn off your phone, and go outside and breathe some fresh air.
>Aqua saying NICE just as the dodos dieMy fucking sides
CHAMPIONION
>>16943830>>16943832>NEW AGEYOU DUMB FUCKING WHITE WOMAN OH MY FUCKING GOD
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
CHAMPIONYONFUCK YOU MORI FOR DISTRACTING US FROM THIS GLORY
>>16944585Yeah the streams have been pretty good today
>>16944521holy fucking shit kek
>>16944619>>16944416
Holy fucking shit are Gura and Mumei actually retarded? I knew Gura was a bit but I thought Mumei was actually smart.
>>16944156Only because she is singing nothing but anime music. I think I'll listen to the whole thing later.
>eating their dead baby's fleshWhy are Gura and Mumei like this?
>>16944221Anon...look at this thread. There are a lot of malicious people who are going to try to get her fired/jailed for this. If it somehow actually gets to the police, they'd have to take it seriously (at least I'd assume they would).
>>16943102yes, at least idol culture will be gone from EN
>>16944363for me, it's oxycodone
>>16944521oh fuck my sides hurt
BLUE LOVEGOOSE LOVESTRAW LOVE
GURA!
>>16944521Somebody's in for a rough time
GURA YOU MONSTER
>>16944619Starvation.
GURA WTF
Let's go?
PLEASE UNSABUSLIBE
So for how long are the antis going to circlejerk this nothingburger? If you think this is even worth calling a yab you must have arrived yesterday.
>we cant even eat them>gura starts bonking them with an axefucking kek mumei
They squished
Now we hunt down that pathfinder.
Mumei's greed of berries has killed so many...
>>16943830>>16943832Mori, just stop it. Take Ina's advice, turn off the social media and get off the internet. You clearly can't handle the heat.
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN
>>16944527you just realized this? shitpost subs on reddit should've made it clear
Gura...
>>16944521The one time a LET'S GOOOOOOOOO super was kino
[Sad News] Koyori is back under 500k
>>16944521Ohnononono I can't laugh this loud at 4:40 am
>>16944619Babies starve in ARK on default settings if you don't feed them very very quickly
>>16944461FEEL BETTER INA
>>16944653Please andastan anybody who goes to Uni literally has everything unrelated to their major fall out of their fucking head. It's why STEM majors have some of the worst grammar in the world.
>>16943983>The bath salts tweet that was deleted near instantly
>Koyori hit 500k>Mumei and Gura losing three babies back to back>MoriTonight has been multiple emotional rollercoasters.
SUSAN HATE!
Aqua did good today
>Koyo dropped below 500kNOW THE BULLYING BEGINS
[News] Mumei hates ark
>>16944701Shitposts have a life span of 3 days at best before it tapers off into like 2 guys trying to bring it up again and again
I wish I could play Apex again...
GAMER MEIDO CLUTCH
they need to do way instain mother, who kill their babbies
Dirty soda in a Styrofoam (Yee)Spend a day to get my mind blown (Mind blown)Dress it up and go to NASA (Yeah)Two hundred miles on the dash (Woo)
Remember to always eat those you have lost, so that they can stay with you forever
>>16944437not gonna open your virus ridden link
Why are you telling her to stop for making a tweet to clarify that she isn't taking drugs?
Aqua will get master, I beleeb.
>>16944505TRIPLE KILL
>>16944745neat, i'm unsubbing to help!
*crunch* If anything *chomp* I think this proves that *gulp* Gura and Mumei shouldn’t be trusted *munch* with babies unsupervised *buuuuurp*
>>16944337More drugs.
>>16944648She was a killing machine, I think these shorter grind streams are working for her so far
Mori drinking dirty sprite on stream and calling it dumb bitch juice!
>>16943830she wants to be black so bad>>16944337she needs to do white people shit like playing golf and eating cheese
>>16943830>>16943832Sick kayfabe my dawg, deadass frfr no cap
Lovers
Stop making her sad
>>16944701nice try copebeat
>>16944521big OOF moment here
KOYORI 500KAQUA CHAMPIONDODO LOVEMORI SUSPENDEDMAYBE KORONE STREAMOMORI OKAYUTODAY IS A GOOD DAY
>>16943830>>16943832Log out nigga. You done
Sana knew what was gonna happen and bailed out of the collab
What the fuck is this rollercoaster ride
PRIME BABY MEAT
>>16944745Koyori E Koyote...
>>16944521
PINK CAT DID IT
>>16944701it isn't much of a yab but this will be held over deadbeat's heads for a while.
>>16944771this is what a true fan looks likeloyal to the end
>>16944771stop giving him attention
>>16943830>>16943832What even is the context of this? I genuinely don't understand. Is this some kind of advanced Nigger Speak?
GO AQUAGO GOOMEIGO KOYORIKILL YOURSELVES DRAMANIGGERS
MOTTO
>>16944701I'll post this everytime a deadbeat pipes up and the thread will do the rest for me
KOYORI GRADUATING
COCO ARE YOU SEEING THIS!?
MOTO
>>16944807This may sound crazy to you, anon, but people come here to talk abotu streams instead of just shitposting all day
>>16944701I am on Mori's side, but this IS definitely a minor yab, that is over for the most part. Lots of nothingburgers born out of it too.
>>16943830What a fucking dork.
>>16944521jesus christ lol
>>16944521LETS GOOOOOOO
Uh oh...
>tune into Aqua>excited to see her play APEX after a long time>she's endingAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhow was my cute daughter?
Stack love!
>>16944648actually doing pretty well this time. do lobbies get any harder or does it stay at this level until masters?
>>16944783go back
what a fucked up day, dudes
>>16944521audible laughter
>>16943830>>16943832maybe she should take a break for a while and rest!
>thread created 20 minutes ago>600+ repliesJesasAlso good luck deadbeats, the best we can hope for now is JChad revoking Mori's social media rights and stupid bitch juice supply for a week.
>>16944753I'm a STEM major that graduated in Dec 2020 that didn't manage to land a job in my major. Even the stuff related to my major has mostly evaporated from my brain...
What the fuck is this stream are the going to spend 5+ hours just on dodo breeding? And failing?
>>16944517>>16944521kek
FANSA KOYOMOTTO
>>16944781Until you poop
GO KOYORI GO!
I'm amazed how entertaining Mori can be when she's not streaming
this whole shitshow reminds me a lot of the fallout after mori's cuphead collab. Hope she moves on as well as she did after that mess with this one. Christ i now realize ive been on mori's wild ride for the last two years, time flies huh.
>Akutan endedHow is Noel's playthrough of OoT kinda interested to check it out
>>16943832This is very fitting pic for tonight.
>>16944781You can't just spread their ashes into the cruel sea. You have to keep them, turn them into diamonds so they will always be with you. Forever.
>Omega graduates Mori next weekReaction?
>>16944745You're welcome
>>16944877Stack is my actual fianceeYes, my actual, unironic fianceeNo, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or jokeNo, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reactionYes, it is actually the truthNo, it is not my belief that she is my fiancee, because a belief is a subjective thingIt is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that Stack is, in real reality(the real one, the one that is real) that she is my actual, unironic, genuine the actual truth fianceeThis is not some sort of schizo delusion, eitherNo, It's not bait, I'm not pretending to be schizoEspecially because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusional thing that I've projected onto realityThat is not the case, because it is by mutual acknowledgement, unironically, (in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever you want to call it) the objective, actual truth of the worldI am not in needs of meds, and even if I was, it would be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine statement of truth is not something people take meds forNo, it's not a misunderstandingNo, it's not a misinterpretationNo, it's not me forcing my desire or belief on the situationNo, it's not a lieStack is irrefutably my actual, unironic, genuine fiancee, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with meYes, we do love each other in every single way a romantic couple loves one another.Yes, romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually, we are codependent on one anotherYes, we know each other personally and interact with one another and has confessed our mutual love to one anotherYes, we are exclusive because she exclusively is the fiancee of her gachikoi who love her and I'm exclusively hersYes, that's still exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us and she treats us all the sameNo, that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend on the side or negate the relationship somehow, because the word "exclusive" still appliesYes, both she and I acknowledge that fact and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray usThese are all things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real worldThe only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't realI repeat, Stack is my actual, unironic fiancee, and she is in an exclusive romantic relationship with meYes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectivelyNo, this is not some sort of unrequited love, I love her and she loves meNo, this is not some sort of pining from a distanceNo, this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto herYes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her and it is explicitly mutualYes, the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitlyNo, there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable factNo, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a responseNo, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, not for you's, not for validation, not to be called basedThese are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing themNo, there is not weird ass reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problemI love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with my fiancee.Yes, "Stack is my fiancee" is a fact.Not a hypothesisNot a theoryNot a story,Not a fictionNot a narrativeNot pretendNot a fantasyNot kayfabeNot baitNot a shitpostNot out of contextNot off-topicNot trollingNot ironicNot bullshitNot copeAnd most important of all, explicitly true on each and every single level, in the most factual sense possible, for that statement to be true inThat's all, thank you for not readingStack is my fiancee, and I love herI love her and I have her in my heart and I am in hers
>>16944701Anon, I would call all of tonight's mori events combined a yab.
>>16944505How did they die? I wasn't looking.
>>16944434>>16944448>we'll be entirely reliant on Council deciding to streamWe're fucked.
>>16944701don't use my oshi for this
>>16944337She needs to stop being an alcoholic first and foremost
Dammit I want to sleep but I'm afraid Mori will tweet more
GURA THOSE ARE THEIR ANKLES
Random flamingo fact
>>16944880oh jesus
We’ve been missing out on Samei kino for so long
>>16944898bio isn't STEM you med school reject
>singing fansaKoyori really is the best and most hololive hololive member. She's perfect despite what the antis here say.
>>16944812Also a Risu karaoke coming up
>>16944775CODEINE CRAZY
>>16944653imagine thinking going to UNI make you smart
>>16944934Mumei will shoulder this burden, I unironically believe
>>16944521He better be referring to a pet bird and not his son
>>16944781good advice
>>16944922go back, dramanigger
>>16944847“I will bring up drama even when people are trying to have fun talking about streams because I am a drama addicted faggot that doesn’t care about Hololive”FTFY
>>16944934Anon it's not September anymore.
>>16944933mori logged in quick and punted the dudesstarved
>>16944701Its not really a yab, it just makes Mori look so incredibly stupid that its almost unbelievable.
Just got home from work. How's ARK? I miss any funny news?
>>16944873At least 4 champions. I think there was a 5th when I stepped away.
okay this is kino and all but i need to sleep, ladies please end your stream
My sides are sore from laughing
>>16944897Yes, and it's fucking great.
>>16944873She was a CHAMPION.Ran into a little trouble once she hit Diamond, but she pulled out a win in the end.
Doom doom is exhausted and tired, when will these ravenous women leave him alone
>>16944521Hahahahabab
>>16944964does she even have antis?
FANSAGO KOYORI GO
>>16944792fat fuck
I understand why I like aqua. She's so fucking introverted that she'll never have drama based on drugs, men, or anything that involves a 3rd party. All she wants to do is go full autism in games while trying to act cute for sc and I respect that.
>>16944873pretty decent. but diamond lobby is a bit of a strugglealso, she's my girlfriend now>[EN] Aqua: G-g-girlfriend???>[EN] Aqua: I'm his girlfriend!?!!??!>[EN] Aqua: Sorry.
>>16945004Baby massacre.
>>16944922Mori might be retarded but she's our retard. If Hololive wanted to start graduating talents who are actually harming the company, Mori can only go if they fire the zoombie first
>>16944947Anon if anything even remotely 'yab' happens you can be sure the thread will be looping it for the next 3 days.
>>16944847Fucking Based
>>16944701for FUCKING ever because this is what happens when you show weakness and bite the bait MORI YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
>>16943830>>16943832kek if mori was arguing with me on /vt/ on whether or not it was ok to abuse codeine in japan or saw those postsbro i'm just playing god of war 2018, listening to gura and mumei be extremely cute and shitposting
>>16943830Gura's approach to social media is the best. Just retweet your fanart and tweet out your streams.
>>16944653300 IQ actress, plz undastand
>>16945004ARK is funYou also just missed Aqua
It looks like shit but i spent too much time into it, so you can have it anyways. Stay strong deadbeat.
>>16945014then stop laughing with your sides dumbo
>>16944841
>>16945020kinda. She's very doxxed
>>16944701In the grand scheme of things? This was a menhera episode that shouldn't have a long term impact on her career if she just stops now. For this board? This is never going away
>>16945004>funny newsNone at all!
>>16945004mori did mori thingsgoo and moo started a bird ranch with mixed results
>3hrsYou said they would hate it
>>16945004THEY'RE ALL DEAD
>>16944962We need more of these two idiots. The world does.
did he win or lose today?
GURAMEI SISTERHOOD LEYS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16944221I never understood that. I'm a fucking ESL, why would she assume the word "stank" is in any way good? She didn't even sound like she understood bootystank on the very stream she told the story on.
>>16944701Don't use my oshi for your shit-stirring metapost, nigger
>>16944992
>>16944701what she did is the nothingburgerWhat she CONTINUES to do is the yab.She's establishing a pattern at this point of CONTINOUSLY taking bait which will just make people continue to escalate dumb bullshit to her, and possibly the other girls just to get a rise out of her.
>>16944342it had less affect than his 'kill all jews' moment. never forget who rules you
kek
i'm very sad they're not on the jp server. we won't get to see the girls up at 4 am while other holos are streaming.
>>16944521I don't even want to letsgo on this one
>>16944434Didn't Ame just talk about taking a short break next week though? Like 3/4 days?
>>16945004>I miss any funny news?Nah. Nothin.
AAAAAAAA NOT THE DODO
AGHHHHHHHHHHTHE DODOS
>>16945004Ark is fun and so was Aqua! Now stop asking questions
>>16945027Aqua has way more drama than Mori you dumb newfag
>>16944922Even more hate. Kiara needs mori since she has no pomu
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
not again kek
nooooooooOOOOOOOO
MY FUCKING SIDES
holy FUCK
They're all going to die
>>16945108go forward
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE DODOS
>>16945077No bad stuff though right?
>>16944964Imagine thinking this pink coyote felt like she deserved these 500,000 subs. She is so incredibly grateful for everything>>16945020literally one guy who saw a clip about her wanting to get to 500k subs by New Years and decided she was a gross numberfag, and refuses to be educated
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES
>>16944521Ahh, a fresh entry.
KINOOO
TALK ABOUT HAG BIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgZoOoKvL5c
RIP dodos
MY FUCKING SIDES SAMEI
MUMEI WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MUMEI WHAT DID YOU DO
THIS IS HOW THEY WENT EXTINCT
>>16945104stop using my oshi for your shitpost, faggot
They're done with ARK
What a perfect end to an ARK stream
ok for real how are deadbeats coping with this
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES
Those dodos are all going to die
OhJesas
ANIMALS LOVE
WHAT EVEN IS THIS STREAM
>>16944990>deadbeat still cryingyour oshi will literally never recover from this. even hugboxreddit turned on her
DODOS LOVEENOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THE DODOS LMAO
NOOOOOODODOS LOVE
IT'S A MASSACRE
MY FUCKI:NG SIDES AGASDGASDGd
DODO LOVEMOOMER LOVE
>>16945146why does gura's face look weird
Holy shit this stream is a rollercoaster
DISASTER
KINO
HOLY KEK GOOMBA DO SOMETHING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
IT'S A MASSACREMORI WHY
guys do you think maybe gura isn't a good mother
HOLY SHIT
MUMEI MY SIDES
it's all over
EVERYONE IS DEAD
>>16944922ame will break her contract in unity. i believe in their bond. kiara will be laughing at them both, less competitive for her
im the tricerotops
DODO'S LOVE
>>16943830>>16943832kek
can we finally admit that strict management is justifyied?
kino. PURE KINO.
>>16945120in the back half of the week, I believe
gura sucking up her drool is hot
>>16944521Oh no no no no
https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1483297896166748161https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1483297896166748161https://twitter.com/watsonameliaEN/status/1483297896166748161SO MUCH FOR UNITY
Dodo massacre...
oh nyo
>>16944934>he fell for the le council bad memeroru
not like this
I FUCKING HATE TRICERATOPS BROS
TRICERATOPS HATE!
01/23/2022Never forget ;__;7
IT ALL RETURNS TO NOTHING
>>16945074>no alcohol at allThe fuck? Why were anons last thread acting as if it was mixing painkillers and alcohol and as if everyone knew what Lean was when they didn't even know?
>>16945066If I were a deadbeat I'd at least take consolation in the fact that this stupid drama ended, even if it's a trainwreck for your oshi.
AAAAHHHHH THE DODOS.....OH THE HUMANITY
I don't think they're coming back to this game...
>>16944521GURA MY CHILD DIED LETS GOOOOOOO
Dumbass birds. No wonder they went extinct.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Holy shit this stream keeps getting better.
DODO FAMILY LOVE
>>16945004ARK's been fun. The girls know how have fun, as always.
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>HURRRR ARK WILL BE THE END OHHOLOLIVE NOOOO ARK BAD ANON TOLD ME ITS BAD SO I WILL HATE IT>this streamApologize
THIS IS WHY THE DODOS WENT EXTINCT
>>16944935>>16945099Real chumbuds believe in UNITY. Splitschizos can fuck off.
>>16945207Goomba is overencumbered and can't even walk lmao.
they're so dumb
NO NOT EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP HER
>>16941608based redditor
BASED EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOLY FUCK KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
DODO LOVEARK HATERS FUCKING KNEELTHIS IS PURE KINO
The last Dodo...
>>16944701All she had to do was shut the fuck up after the first tweet. That's it
LOLLMAOROFLMAO
SLAUGHTEREDKORE GA ARK NANO DA
>>16944521It just keeps getting worse and worse lmao.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVE
GURA YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HIM
>both made and lost their entire family in the span of 1 streamGoomei I kneel
>>16945190go back
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee YOU FUCKING DUMBASS
Holy shit this stream is kino
LAST DODO LOVE
EEEEEEEEE IS ALIVEWAIT NEVERMIND
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee LOVE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVE
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee LOVE
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee LOVE
GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVE
JESAS
LMAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16945172Sanallites are real?
>>16945245MOHAMMED!
Mori... Why? You fucking imbecile.This better not make my Tenchou upset.
WHAT IS THIS EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER!?!?!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee love
>there's one survivor>he dies
EVERYONE IS FUCKING DEAD
this stream is great holy shit
my sides
EXTINCTION
>>16945196Less rhombus like?
This shit is fucking gold, fuck all the ARK doomposters.
>The BabyTHE BABY>The BabyTHE BABY>The BabyTHE BABY
The ARK arc has ended, never again will it be played by EN.
>The dinosaur frekaing RAN FULL SPEED at the tiny dodo and killed itI take it all back, Ark is GOTY.
>>16943830>>16943832FUCKING DUMBASS
Why was Gura laughing with her mic muted at all her babies dying?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE COME BACK I MISS YOU
>>16945245>ISRAELHOLY SHIT
>>16945245God I wish this was real
That dodo went flying, my fucking sides
well ark you really did deliver
>>16945004Coyote got the 500K!
>>16945357No
EEEEEEEEEEEE LOVE
KINO STREAM
>>16944995you're right, it's january
>>16945266Based Risu.
AHAHHAHHHAHHAAHHAAHHAH
>>16945094big W
That fucking dodo marched like a chad. RIP
>>16945245I unironically wish this was real
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVE
MY SIDES HOLY SHIT
>>16944701>deadbraps hiding behind guraRumao
>Well, that's everybody.
OH MY GOD I'M GOING TO FUCKING DIE FROM LAUGHTER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Can someone call Sana? My sides aren't in this galaxy anymore.
>>16945337>go backall my information about that place came from here, fag.you should go back to your split. >le mori's extended universe shit. go back there fag.
GURA'S WHOLE FAMILY JUST GOT MURDERED LETS GOOOOOO
>>16945084>>16945085>>16945127>>16945140Well archive reps sound especially brutal today
>>16945291Real chumbuds watch streams. Now fuck off
That's it.They're gone.Their entire bloodline has been wiped out...
>>16944337Loss of employment
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVE
bzbZzzz bzzzZzzzbzzZzz
And one day we will dieAnd our ashes will flyFrom the aeroplane over the sea
holy shit she's actually crying...
the despair is fucking palpable
MY SIDES
EVERYONE'S DEAD!
>>16944701we're just funpostingjust like mori!
AAAAAAHHHHHH THE VOICES, THEY'RE MULTIPLYING
>>16945152No. It's pretty obvious she's put in a lot of work for very little return her entire life. >>16945155Yea, I can't imagine she ever thought she'd get this far. Imagine shilling yourself on reddit and getting no replies.
Let that be a reminder to all of us that it's a doggy dog world out there
>>16945402Yep. And that image is not helping your point.
>>16945077All of them are, though. Did they dig deeper than what was initially discovered or something?
>got into hololive by watching pekora kill her dodos https://youtu.be/zhDSwIVnHCE>Fast forward to todayHoly kino...
Moom...
Gura the type of girl to not put rails on a Kalashnikov
damn that was a huge lip suck
>Gura unironically crying>Mumei just laughing
>>16945094I'm 100 percent willing to bet he has absolutely 0 fucking clue about any of it
Triceratops love!!!
moomers...
this is quite possibly one of the best EN streams that has ever happened
that fucking bird went flying
Godly fanart will be made out of this legendary stream
KNEEL
New cover?
>>16945260People were saying that she thought lean was another word for alcohol, and that turned out to be true
>>16945266PALESTINE
SAY IT GURA. A DANGEROUS NIGGERDINO INFESTED NEIGHBORHOOD.
Oh god Mumei has become suicidal
>>16945314It's only kino cause this is literally their first time and they have no clue what the fuck they are doing. Once they learn the game it'll just be the same as the JP ark streams. How you dumb fucks don't understand this is beyond me
>>16945004Mori supports the CCP
Oh man that was insane
So did Mori>Forget she shouldn't tweet out shes using drugsor>Actually didn't know what lean was despite being a """rapper""" for years and years
>entire family of dodos diedMORI RUINS ANOTHER COLLAB
>>16945442I love you Ame bee, surely you would never set these threads on fire right?
>>16945004I hope you enjoy catching up on VODs during Mori's upcoming suspension!
Holy fucking shit I'm crying
Mori, lean originates from texas, no one will take you seriously and go "haha she just doesn't know what it means"For the love of god give your account to your manager and stop postingI know you're herePLEASE
>>16945481like pottery...
Moom has gone full despair.
Holy shit tonights been an emotional rollercoaster
YOU LYING FUCKS. ARK WAS KINO THIS WHOLE TIME?
[sad news] gura and mumei have given up on life
moomer...goombus...
This is fucking Kino holy shit why did you niggers talk shit about Ark?
TRAVIS LOVE
>I'm just an ant, I'm just a little ant. I see that now!Mumei is amazing at pulling out some incredibly sexual submission lines
TRAVIS IS DEAD
THEY'RE ALL DEAD
Travis....
whats mori sippin on again?
>>16945522the latter
>>16945469it's "dog eat dog" you fucking english native who never had to formally suffer through memorizing idioms in school
>>16945245KABUL
>>16945085>goo and moo started a bird ranch with mixed resultsthe results have... become fairly uniform
ALL GONE
they wont play ark ever again after the massacre
>>16945488uhhh anonchama!!????
>>16945245If fucking only
>>16945562Orphan Tears.
DEVASTATION
>>16945490I think he replyed to one of Mori's tweets with "Easy W" or something like that
>>16945488I think you mixed the two up anon...
my fucking sidesi'm sorry i ever dobuted ark, kaichou
kore ga ARK............
POUR ONE OUT FOR THE DODOS.
Koyori covering cunny song
I pity anyone who missed this kino stream
>>16945562My cum.
>travis diedwhat a fucking travesty
>>16945094He gets to fuck Mori, which is both a win and a loss.
You know what's better than one unsupervised Gura?A second unsupervised Gura.
>>16945545>he missed the boss ride where aqua killed the boss with a sniperFAGGOT
Travis......................................................
>>16945285>EOP threadreaders dont know shitShocker
Mumers is actually crying...
>>16945564Stop taking life for granite, anon. There's bigger things to worry about.
samei is the new amesame?
>>16945266kek
>>16945545It's kino when they don't know what they're doing. The fun tapers off when they master the mechanics.
DINOSAURS RUINED THE COLLAB
>>16944963Is Mumei studying biology? Also fuck you, bio majors reprent
Travis...
>>16945533bzzz Bzzzz
>>16945562Pourin' bubbly, pourin' bubblyPour that bubbly, pour that bubblyPour that bubbly
>I can't live anymoremoomers....
Do you kneel to the kino that is Ark?
>>16945564listen do you think I give a fuck sayings like that a diamond dozen how am I supposed to remember them all
hate this song but koyoyo cute
Jesus Christ, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee charging in like a trooper and just getting tossed sent me into a coughing fit
>>16945607I guess he went....sicko mode.
ALL DEAD HOLY SHIT
Noel...
>>16945607CARLINA
>>16945478compare any of those to like half of jp and you'll realize it does
>>16945564idioms are a diamond dozen, who can remember them all anyway
>>16945545Yea. EOPs couldn’t understand the awesome interactions around it so they hated it (or were told to hate it and went with the popular opinion to fit in)
>>16944873She was really good and reached diamond already. I remember her struggling a year ago playing 10 hours daily for weeks but now she reached it in 2 days and 5 hours of gameplay. Master incoming.
>>16943830>>16943832It's fucking surreal watching the dodo genocide and seeing this scrolling the thread and the fucking WALLS of replies. STOP INCITING A MELTDOWN PINK WOMAN.
Before you guys make fun of Mori for using words she doesn't know, reminder that Friend is slang for Fentanyl
haroldbros...
Mumei is crying...
>>16943447>Be nip officer>Guarding fabled 5'6 amazon who has terrorized the city of Tokyo >Finally, Japan is at peace. No more will the people suffer from her asking for their cheapest red wine or the molestation of shotas and males that are of average japanese height.>She was finally able to be arrested due to her lean usage. What a dumb wigger. Luckily detective Conan was able to catch her(even if it is hard to miss her massive size)>Suddenly, BOOM! You hear an explosion from the left ward. It might be the semi-monthly cult attack, fucking hell.>But no. You hear screaming. Not that of samurai honor attacking the cult with thousand folded steel, but that of...fear?>From the smoke you see 4 women in suits running towards you. Your nip senses detect a former ally, a living fungus sample that is shaped like a shark, someone with tummy issues, and worse of all. A korean.>You watch as the guards try to fight back! The shark throws a trident, sending Takeshi screaming "UWAAAAAA" across the hallway to be pinned into the wall. >The German sets your comrades ablaze. The heat is too much for you as indicated by your anime nosebleed.>The dog Korean opens a portal to a frozen hellscape at night. By god, she is sending them into a canadian starlight tour! >The blonde cartel member guns down what little remain as you run away to a security office.>You watch over the cameras as they make their way down the cells. Only to realize what they are after.>Hopeless, you fall to tears. Watching as the massive juggernaut is broken free after the four women fix a broken drill for 30 minutes while killing off most of the police force. >A booming voice is heard"WHATS CRACA-LACKING LADIES!? LETS GET OUT OF HERE AND SIP ON SOME RED TO CELEBRATE!">Despite being in cover. Your eardrums rupture from the force of the yell. >She is taken to their escape vehicle.>As you watch the news from your phone you feel helpless seeing them attempt to drive as the helicopter follows them. All of them clearly not qualified to drive keep crashing into random civilians.>A day which will live on in infamy by people who somehow manage to get a car stuck on stairs sideways.>Japan has fallen
DID YOU LIKE IT?
>"If we play this again we're going to JP"YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>16945245Holy based
—NOTICE—Upon a recent investigation into the Hololive English talent, Mori Calliope, the black council has come to the conclusion that her privileges of being an honorary African American will cease until the date marked. Repeated misuse of terms and actions call into question the validity of her melanin, and in such gives the council a poor image. Hopefully in this timeframe, Mori Calliope will have learned from her errors and changed her ways, on God. Sorry for the inconvenience nigga
>>16945423>retarded dramanigger thinks anyone that calls him out for his faggotry must be a deadbeat>not even trying to deny the fact that he's a blatant tourist that only came here for le epic yab how many layers of cancer are you on right now, you fucking faggot?
>>16945515NOOOO DON'T ENJOY FUNNY SHIT I HAVE RUN THIS SCENARIO IN HOLOLIVE MANAGER 2022 THIRTY DIFFERENT TIMES, DON'T YOU SEEEEE
>>16944701Overall this isn't anything serious. However it's pattern of Mori cracking
>>16944701this is not a nothingburger retard.
>>16945607GWS INA
EN SERVER LOVE
>>16945522Lean literally means one thing ever and is the equivalent of talking about shooting up only to backpedal and claim you just got vaccinated.
so do you like Ark now?
it's over ARK bros...
Bros what a great day
>>16945562Hopefully cyanide
i don't thinkn I've ever laughed that hard holy fuck my jaw hurts
>>16945601UOH
Oh my god I'm sad it's over, but that was fucking incredible
>>16945245Im sure Ame told her that in private.
>>16945657>EN badHey, /hlg/ is a few boards over buddy.
>>16945677I KNEEL BITCHTHIS WAS KINO FROM START TO FINISH
>>16945607I'm going to chisel a pun onto your epitaph faggot, and make sure your parents read it.
>>16945677Bitch... I kneel
I KNEEL TO THE BIRCH
They're devastated....
>mother loses her children>no longer has a will to livemany such cases
>>16945641The only reason it's good is specifically because they haven't played before. You're out of your fucking mind if you think I want EN to autistically stream this like JPs.
>>16945650Eeeeeeeeeeeee pulled up like>I didn't hear a bellR.I.P to a real one
and they haven't even met the fucking raptors yet!
A-are they playing Ark again?
>>16945700>now
>>16945679>if we play again>ifIt's never happening
>>16945677I RIKED IT. I ROVE THIS BITCH.
Fuck my jaw hurts
>The dodos are extinct for good reason
>>16945641never...
KINO stream
I hope this Dodo story gets clipped and translated for the JP girls.
>>16945683Why are you black?
>>16945641>>16945677Bitch, I kneel...
ARK IS OVER
>>16945733>boobsdogshit
All that's left is for Ame to join in for the next Ark stream and >we will have the perfect trinity
>>16945683KEK
>>16945564don't be such a pre-madonna anon
>>16945677CHINA LOSES AGAIN
>>16945677Bitch, I kneel
Fucking incredible stream
>>16945677I DOGEZA
>>16945683OH NYOOOOOOOO
>>16945716Wanting the girls to give us more of their great content is being an anti now?
>>16945266Risu pls
Remember that can happen in real life too anon
>>16945641>>16945677HER LEGACY
>>16945755There's no way that EN->JP clippers aren't going to make a video of it. It's too good.
>>16945683based negroid, stay strong
>>16945700no.
>>16945677>>16945641I KNEEL TO THIS BITCH
I can't believe how good this was
>>16945641no fuck off coco
Not only ARK but a fucking Gura and Mumei collab. I couldn't have seen this coming but man what a stream
>>16945138Aqua drama is just based on games she plays. The point is it's petty shit compared to things about human interaction.
FUCK YOU TRICERATOPS. YOU RUINED THE COLLAB
>>16945138Oi he said drugs and men. Dont compare Aqua to the toxic grifter
>>16945744my cheeks hurt from smiling too much.
>>16945683holy shit real life nigger
Rate the past 3 hours
They sound so sad
Mumei unironically crying
>>16945683Based
>>16945683My fucking sides
>>16945677I kneel, bitch
>>16945677>>16945641
>>16945790You're using the word anti not me. I'm just saying you're being a faggot.
>>16945683LMAOOOOOO
>>16945768Fuck off. Ame is full.
Will you still support Mori when she's in prison?
>>16945152>No bad stuff though right?The rrat is that she's a 30yo virgin unironically but I haven't looked out of respect
>>16945562I'M SIPPING ON THAT YUNG LEAN POUR IT ON A CUPGOTTA TELL MY DEADBEATS THEY'RE ALL FUCKING C*CKSMAYBE SHOULDN'T SAY THAT BUT LET ME HAVE MY FUN
>gura trying to outro as the triceratops that killed all her children walks into hermy sides
Mumei is a great pair with a lot o people
>>16945677I rike.
>>16945683I thought we agreed to never speak of the black council again
FROM THIS DAY FORTH I PLEDGE TO WATCH EVERY ARK STREAM IN IT'S ENTIRETY.GLORY BE TO ARK
>>16945562straight chuggin dumb bitch juice
>>16945683>actual niggait's fucking over
>Gura and Mumei mourning the dodocide while the Triceratops smugly struts around them
>>16945641No still hate ARK
>>16945683This place is hilarious sometimes
Well, at least Aqua and Koyori went out on wins tonight.
>>16945683Can you also give Haachama the n-word pass while you're at it
10/10 stream10/10 thread
>>16944701>all these retards on the replies shitting and pissing themselves when anon questions their shitposting fucking kek
>the torch goes outKINO
>Amazing stream>Amazing threads>Amazing dramaI love hololive
>>16945825Aqua's drama is based on her not streaming
>>16945677I miss this bitch...
>the lights in their lives have gone out
>torch just goes outhahahahah
>>16945677>>16945641I'm sorry bitch for doubting you...
wait...t-they are?...Ame turn the stream off
>Ark collab sucksWe are never having collab ever again!
>>16945683Understandable, I wouldn't want her to make me look bad either.
>>16945683epic post
>>16945683It's over...
>>16943511nah, we get to run this thread for the next 24 hours
>>16945768ame is a dead fish in collabs unless it's an event
>life sucks
>>16945832Kino/kino
>>16945683Man black weebs are so fuckin based. Please consider making the suspension indefinite, though.
>>16945677I KNEEL MY BEAUTIFUL DRAGON
>Torch runs out at the very endGuraWheeze.png
im mentally scarred ark is a terrible game
>>16945683>the validity of her melaninokay i laughed
So this is the power of Gura Mumei collabs...
>>16945683>iphonedisgusting
>>16945883Have you checked what time it is, anon?
>>16945683basado
>>16945832>Calli yab, taking a break because of it>Gura and mumei kino collab in ark of all fucking games10/10
>>16945768fuck off Teammmates didnt want ame to collab with gura
Is Mumei actually crying over the dodos
>>16945676kek, #Ameway!
Anons I... I think I awakened to something.I'm so hard right now listening to Mumei being in despair. God I just want to break Mumei, make her cry and know her place as a lowly female.
The day started shit but ended great. Thanks Gura, Mumei and Mori
One of the most memorable HoloEN evenings in recent memory
>>16945683GIVE ME THE N-WORD PASS ANON-CHAMA
Rate the stream
>>16945683based
Do jannys not have the authority to delete entire threads? Watching this guy frantically deleting individual posts from 5 different dedicated Mori meltdown threads is hilarious but clearly inefficient.
>>16945891>>Amazing dramaKill yourself
>>16945683BASED
>>16945683Wait, you can't do this you fucking ni- Okay, let's calm down and talk this out. I give you ten gallons of lean, you re-instate her privileges, deal?
Stop watching boring streams and talk about Calliope Mori.
>>16945683Based negrobeat
Surgery?
Guras about to come check the threads lel
moom is such a sweetheart
>>16945948No she's laughing her ass off
>>16945677I'm sorry I doubted you bitch...
>>16945677I FUCKING LOVE THIS BITCHAND THIS STREAM!! I KNEEL!!
>Mumei taking a break after being hit with postpartum depression
Now what
RATE IT
>>16945948Sounds more like laughing.
after all this, mumei still never remembered about her member watchalong...
The dodo incident...
>drankies
>>16945683Based chocoball
>>16945945>TeaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMate
Don't ever doubt coco /hlgg/
ITS OVER....>>16945700>>16945641>>16945545https://files.catbox.moe/m9u7sj.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/m9u7sj.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/m9u7sj.webm
>>16945683>on GodYou will never be from New York
I can't fucking stop laughing
>>16945683Holy shit how will Deadbeats ever recover?
mumei genuine laughing and not muted. my heart...
>>16945960i want to be birthed as a dodo from gura's womb and eviscerated in front of her while she cries/10
>>169459608/8 dead dodos
>Koyo and Gura streams ended at the same timeNow what do we do?
>>16945956Considering everything?No fucking joke.
where do you think goomba and mooms will find out how much of a retard their colleague is? will they be told internally or find out the same way as jwubros?
>>16945677still the best, 2022
>>16945960I LIKE THE SAMEI DUO/10RIP MY BOY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>16945965no need to be so mad deadbeat, just enjoy the ride
>>16945960DODO LOVE/10
>>16945683what a day
>Mumei unironically crying over a video gameCan she graduate already?
>>16945960I miss eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee/10
>>16944701>nothingburgerhow the fuck can you say this when she is taking a fucking break because of it, deadniggerchama?
>>16945832FACT STRANGER THAN FICTIONKINO 9/6But too many seaniggers
>>16945960KINO/10
mori is still streaming in 4 hours right
>>16945768>ame>doing anything in collabs>not after that summer festival
Ok arkniggers, I kneel.
>>16945677I kneel, bitch.
>>16945960Massacre/10
>>16945934I kneel, black man
>>16945960DODO LOVE
GURA LOVE
>Gura will now see all the shit Mori has done
This is what happens when two girls gifted by comedic timing get together, amazing.
>your oshi>your expectations of Ark>your thoughts after watching the stream
AFTER CREDITS SCENE
Was this BG always so...checkerboardy?
GURA DIED
>>16945683
>>16945683Oh no, deadbeatbros... Not like this...
Goober...
Kore ga Ark
>>16945505DYRBILean literally comes from Texas, and it isn't a new word at all
>>16945683What will the council do if Mori gets a hoodpass from Paul Wall, King of Texas Lean?
KINO ENDING
BRAVO NOLAN
>>1694596010/10 easily
>>16945683based nigga. she's been fucking up. no free passes especially for...>white women
can we have 4 months of ark
>>16945683Based nigger
Samei has better chemistry than Gurame.
RE ENTER
FUCKING KEK
HOLY FUCK
>Koyo endingNow it's time for Luicraft
GURA GOT STEPPED ON BY THE NEXT BOSS
>HE DIDN'T STAYU FOR THE POST CREDITSHOLY KINO.
RUUUUUUUMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16945755This is prime clip material. Hell, some of the EN only clippers could do it too. >End of stream goomba easter eggBITCH I KNEEL
>>16945960DODO/LOVE
JESAS ARK
>>16945683This whole night has been an experience.
>>16945891go back
>>16946074LET'S GOOOOOOOOOO
>>16946043Can you pour bleach in your ass already?
HOLY FUCKING KEKYOU FAGGOTS LIED TO MEARK IS FUCKING KINO
>>16945960Can't wait to rewatch the VOD since I was distracted for 2/3rds of the stream and the last 1/3rd I got to focus on was fantastic/10
RATE THE STREAM
>>16945562Imported Absinthe
>>16945677I KNEEL
>>16946026GO TO BED
GURA LOVE SUCH IS LIFE
GURA DIED LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING KINOI KNEEL BITCH
>>16945960Dodos should have never left the island of Mauritius/10.
11/10
KINOOOOOO ENDING
>>16945883Get off the internet already Mori
>>16945960stream?
>>16945960This one is going down in the books.10/10
UMMMM WTF I LOVE ARK NOW
>>1694596010,000 BC/10
>>16945094Confirmed to be putting it in Mori from behind.Now if that's a W you decide.
>>16945960BEST SHIT THIS YEAR/10
who said ARK was shit again?
ARK IS BETTER THAN MINECRAFT
>>16945683Based Negrohombre
>>16946037I am not a deadbeat, I am a JP fan who wants this thread to be a Hololive thread not a schoolgirl locker room
>>1694596010/10 Ark is kino and Gura and Mumei are impressively cute and dumb together
I want another Gumei collab fucking immediately, that was a ridiculously entertaining stream
>>16945960missed the first hour and a half, but it was fucking KINO
Holy shit she's trending cause of this
>>16946069AmeI knew it was gonna be fun but this was beyond what I expected and I hope more EN girls join in next time.
>Tfw Gura will never crush you to death
>NOOOOOOOO MY KARMARINOSmori, probably
>we suddenly like ark now
The last 4 hours were a fucking blast. I'm fucking spent.
>>16945960Dodo/Extinct
>>1694596011/10 exceeded all expectationsDODOS LOVE
>>16945960I kneel/10
>>16945960Would be better if Guramei duo play Valheim/Factorio/NMS/Rust
>>16945683>you did this dumb shit instead of watching Gura and Mumei kino
>>16946069>ina>kusoge>kusoge saved by novelty and a good duo
>>16945683basedthat is a really nice s in suspension
>>16945683this night has slain me
Damn that was zome sisterkinno, why ya'll fags keep bitching about Ark? That's some schizorambling if you ask me
>>1694596012/10
>>16945677Always have. Come back bitch
>>16945960extreme kino
>>1694596010/10mori meltdown was a great spice too
ARK LIEDGURA DIED
>>16945960>>16946150Extinction/10
>>1694596010/10 You fuckers were keeping KINO from us this whole time?
>>16946071I don't have that on either of my screens when I look at the stream but it shows up in your screenshot. Anon's GPU love?
>>16945683>revoking the nigger passhmmmmmmmm based
Will Danchou ever learn how to Z-target
>>16945960MY DODOS JUST DIED LETS GO/10
>>16945996
I like Calliope Mori and her endless yabs.
I kneel arc shills
Now that the stream is over we can finally shift our attention to more important matters.
This three hour stream was better than most feature-length films. I kneel
>>16945683>tfw mori may say the N word and now it will actually get her cancelled
>>16945883>thread is slow>copebeats crawl out of their holes and attempt to damage controlnot this time
my body hurts
>>16945677I kneel eternally to this bitch.
Threadreaders who let an anonymous schizofaggot shape their opinion status?
Do we finally have it?The yab that surpasses Amegeddon?
Great stream. Pray that they do not stream this game further.
>>16945881Why would she need a pass?
>>16945960Pure unfiltered kino/10
>>16945960Dodo love/10No wonder they went extinct.
>>16945677I'm fucking crying you bitch please come back
>>1694596010/10 need more goomei
>>1694596010/10 I miss the bitch
>>16945998Based chocolate man
what an awful game im mentally scarred and my oshis children were trampled to death
>>16945677Coco I'm sorry for doubting ARKthat was an amazing stream
>>16944701Deleted tweets, deleted reddit comments, clarifying tweets, and taking time off from streaming is "nothing". Man, deadbeats really have no empathy for their own.
I WILL NEVER DOUBT ARK AGAIN
Why did he do it?
>>16945683based brother
>>16946089Paul wall would never stand for this level of coonery. he is forever based
>>16945960Fucking hilarious. I feel bad for anyone who wasted their night talking about normie twitter shit
>>1694596010/10 This is top quality content. And you faggots told me ARK streams are a bad thing???
good collaboff to go fap then finally sleep
>>16946067Do people actually think Mumei has comedic timing?
>>16946280You sound like you have a bad case of drama addiction
>>16945094Absolutely won. Calli just confirmed she likes cucking Deadbeats with Connor, how is that not winning?
>>16946194>anon watches the stream equivalent of a schoolgirl locker room>anon is flabbergasted that the threads resemble the streams
>>16945066Yo, good shit bro
>>16945500Can always trust kaichou
>>16946230That prolly took 30 sec retardchama
>>16946280you will never fit in here, you retarded tourist
>>16945683I can't believe Mori has lost the favor of the Black Delegation
>>1694596010/10. It was perfect.
>>16946069ReineEnded in 2-3 monthsDecent I guess
>>16946218he fell for the ark antis propaganda
was this Gura and Mumei's first 1-1 collab? Pretty good
>>16945683holy fuck tonight is just gold LMAO put me on the screencap
chumbuds, that was a really nice and comfy stream...I hope you had as much fun as I did...
Doubters status?
>>16945960DOODOO/10The dodos are dead and so am I
>>16946190Me. Ark is still shit
>>1694596011/10Only thing that would have made it a 12/10 was if the mori shitstorm didn't keep distracting me.
>>16945683BasedShe never deserved any blackness in the first place
>>16946335Yeah she's great
>>16946210>3keeehhh barely Irys had 4k yesterday
How is it that Mori antis are actually more cringe than Deadbeats?
Chumbuds will just spam about how great a stream is no matter what gura does
how many jolly ranchers do you think mori puts in her lean
>>16945890The timing of this post couldnt be worse
>>16945996"I wasn't doing drugs! I was just doing drugs."
>>16945960one to remember forever/10
>>16946043can you fucking graduate from life already?
GURAMEIMEI >>>> GURAMEMYTHSHIPPERS MOGGED
I want Ame to play this now
How come the VOD views are so different when Aqua had nearly double Gura's numbers the entire stream?
>>16946253>>16946150999/10, holy crap my throat is actually sore from laughing so much. What a crazy stream, GOODNIGHT HLGG.
>>16945960The dodo massacre unironically had me in tears. 1000000/10
>>16946325This.Dramaniggers really will refuse to enjoy Hololive for anything other than the drama surrounding it
>>16946265Hold should be the default, toggle sucks dick
i missed gura/mumei collab, summarize or timestamps please?
>>16946335Yeah, one of the best
>>16946322It was self defense! eeeeeeeee was coming right at him!
Gura dying offscreen couldn't have been a better ending
>There are anons that fell for the ARK BAD meme and missed this kinoYou poor fucks
>>16945683This night has been such a blessing
>>16946335yes.
>>16946349It was posted DURING the Gura and Mumei kino. You missed it too.
>>16946357Technically second if you count the mincraft interaction that happened before the collab ban was up.
That's enough excitement for one night. Don't miss Risu's karaoke later
So, is j-chad gone or something?
>>16945960EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVEDODO LOVETRAVIS LOVEGURAMEI LOVE
>>16945960A FUCKING GENOCIDE/ 10THIS IS SO SAD GURA GAVE US A POST ENDING SCREEN UPDATE.
>>1694596010/10That was a great stream
>>16945259this is probably the "yab" that she needed to realize how fucking stupid she was beingI'll stick around with her for now and hope she learns something
>>16945385This was the perfect amount of streamed ARK., anything longer than this would just be "Making houses and taming dinosaurs strokes my autism"
>>16946346this
>>16945683thank you for seeking truth and justice in these hard times, brothers
>>1694596010/10fuck the doomposters and dramafags this stream was pure Kino from start to finish
>>16945883Can I just have fun PLEASE. Please.
>>16946422Ina...
>>16946403I thought Mori's stream was unarchived
>>16946290stfu I want more with the rest of myth and council too
>>16946377i believe
>>16945960unironically based and a good juxtaposition to the mori shit show
>>16946327>people who have never watched an ark stream before told me ark was bad and I believed them
>>16946391this but literally every fanbase
>>16945683Tonight is probably the best weekend I've had in a long time thanks to you guys. God I fucking love this thread so much.
>>16946403vod queues take timewait like 8 hrs
>>16946413No, watch the whole thing
Have to do watch the archiveDid Ame show up?
>>16946365Thanks for the today collabs hoomans
>>16946403>still trusting Youtube's bullshit
What will be Gura's thought about her dear Friend Calliope tonight?
>>16945590No he didn't, he was talking about the crane game he was playing on his own stream, shut the fuck up.
>>16945683OH NO NO NO
>>16946413Watch the whole thing, it was almost 4 hours of pure kino moments
>>16946393Aqua hasn't streamed regularly for over a year
>>16946403Check again in an hour, and be suprised at the results. Regular susan fuckery.
>>16946391It's over, deadbeat. We have the high ground.
>>16945683Heh, based
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
>ina slinks off for a week break as soon as this all startsshes unironcially the smartest holo
>>16946386most of them are not even trying to hide the fact that they're not /hlgg/ regulars
>>16946446MORI REDEMPTION ARC BEGINS WITH ARKYOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST PEOPLE
>>1694596010/10 more gumei collabs onegai
my oshi was genocided by dinosaurs
>>16946472No
>>16946365Hands to yourself, faggot.https://litter.catbox.moe/ibjaw8.png
>>16946434IM MY OWN MASTER NOW
>>16946290this. it's only fun cause both of them had no fucking idea what they were doing. once they actually learn then it'll be no different than the JPs ARK streams
>oversleep Koyori's karaoke by an hour>figured I might as well go back to sleep since it's probably already over>***>it just ended
>>16946434After all this shit show, i hope so
>>16946413It was Epic :):):):):)
>>16946403kys numberfag
>>16946403TAMMY HATE>>16946456KEK
>>16945960Pretty kino/10I hope they do actually move to JP mackerel. Poruka could help them out
https://youtu.be/xLLyTYIODQ0Watch Subaru
>>16946413You should just watch the whole thing desu
>>16946391Everyone does that and they're based for doing so
>>16945683I'M IN TEARS
Get well soon, IRyS!
>>16946194I've been watching Miko and ignoring the thread pretty much all day. Feels pretty good.
>>16946476Nothing, she'll probably masturbate now then go to sleep