/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Attention all Vtubers! This is your new manager speaking!
Throw away all pride. Throw away all pride and just pander. Pander to the lowest common denominator. Rebrand if you have to. That is my advice. Change colors, yeah, just change colors. Just throw away your pride and change your colors.
Thank you for your attention.

I love this dog like you wouldn't believe!

LIVE IN 10!
You're getting a double dose of a bug screaming at zambies while getting his shit pushed in and you're gonna like it.
Today's goal? Unlocking that sweetass dropkick because it's the most iconic move for a reason.
twitch.tv/calebhorusvt

WAKE UP

>>17719992
GRABABRUSHAND PUT A LITTLE MAKEUP

>>17720108
HIDETHESCARS TO FADE AWAY THE SHAKE-UP

>>17720632
WHYD YOU LEAVE THE KEYS UPON THE TABLE

Nade is going to draw today
https://www.twitch.tv/nadechama
Sorry for the interruption

>>17718613
didnt you make this twitlonger abt u leaving soon for mental health issues or whatever?

was that a a lie since youre still selfposting?

goodmorning /wvt/

>>17721617
It's like the contents of the twongler have the answers to your questions. Feb 15, mental-therapy analogous to physical-therapy. Now, what's today's date?

>>17722283
Nevermind your mental health, do you have more gyaru Nina?

trying darkwood again, wanna see if i can get into it this time

https://www.twitch.tv/all_bonesjones

hehehehe

>>17723028
Alas, no. We need more Gyina in our lives.

I like Coqui. I like Meat.
They like each other.
EVERY TIME I SEE YOU FALLING I GET DOWN ON MY KNEES AND PRAY~

>>17723920
Coqmeat giving me Pokemon trainer vibes here, I like it a lot.

Sigrid OLEV!

dead thread

>>17724590
Cute dance!

sneep

>>17724655
people realizing nobody here is actually entertaining so they're only here for masturbation and drama

I just want to say:
Alker is very cute when she really likes a game. And at most other times.
That is all.

>>17725692
She's great! I also never felt not welcome in her chat, her reputation is bizarre to me since all you have to do is not be a bitch lmao

>>17725692
Can I get a quick rundown on the "hated by the FGC" rrat?

>>17725753
I get why people are scared of her, but at the same time, it's less because of who she is and more of how she is as an entertainer. The same reason she'll never incline to great heights is the same reason she's based: because like Kongou, she's content within herself and won't change just to garner more broad appeal.
>>17725783
she used to be an FGC member...that's it. she wasn't hated, that's just part of the work of an unnamed schizo who hates her for some reason and tries to spread some bullshit rumors about her every time she's mentioned

>>17725692
Even the evil pink cat bows down to Alker
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1285884527?t=00h16m05s

>>17726009
I should hope pink cat would at least deign to mention her name on stream, because Alker's been a fan of hers since forever.

Maybe I've just fallen for the rrats here too much, but I'm still pretty intimidated by her even though I find her enjoyable to watch.
I feel like she'd recognize me from other chats and dislike me on principal even if I just said hi.

>>17726171
Meant for >>17725753

>>17726171
You've said this before, and I have to ask: what did you do? Or think you did? Because chances are she is completely oblivious to you.

>>17726171
It's understandable to be intimidated but she's just a bro and as long as you don't act like a sperg you should be fine
I used to think bat hates me because of how she chases off retards but she always sounds cheerful when greeting me

>>17726256
Bat was smart enough to change her tack when she got some criticism thrown her way over the way she treated spergs. She used to be like Alker and bully them into submission, but she did a 180 and left that shit to her mods, and she inclined as a result. Even if idiots deserve mockery, it tends to have a chilling effect on new viewers, who won't be sure what sort of comments might annoy the streamer.

>>17726244
I always heard that she legitimately hates Goslings and their like, and I openly Gosling for one of her chuuba friends and act like a dork in people's chats in general.

>>17726350
As the biggest gosling on planet Earth for one of her chuuba friends, let me tell you: she doesn't care. She may think goslings are cringe, but if her friend tolerates you, she will, for their sake at least. t. Nina gosling who Alker seems to tolerate

>>17718613
judging by your current digits the pity twitlonger didnt do much eh?

My wife's celebration is happening in five hours! Please give her your support, she has a heart of pure gold.

>>17727342
This is unreadable holy fuck

>>17723625
Damn brat!!!

>>17727342
In 5 hours I will be long asleep but I wish her good luck.

>>17723920
Love me some Coqmeat!

BLACKEDTION_pts

>Inis is streaming with her mother
>Who sounds very young
Or maybe I just don't know how German mother's sounds like
>But she is also Russian

>>17727660
listen to Kiara's collab with her mom. it can sound anything from that to what you described

>>17725692
Alker did cheat on her BF with a dude in like Sweden though.

>>17727660
>>17727710
The magic of German blood

>>17726171
Why don't you just face it head on, anon? Just talk in her chat.

>>17727725
Post the evidence if you're saying it so matter of factly, retard

>>17727660
Russian can make you sound very young if you don't go for the stronk slav imagery.

>>17729060
Read the archives, not gonna spoonfeed you. It's a fact in the FGC and why she jumped into streaming.

>>17727725
That would be pretty hot if it were true.

>>17729336
>read the archives
>not gonna spoonfeed
These are the catchphrases of liars with no balls

Alker full parried my super and then slapped my ass when I went for a hand shake.

>>17729890
If Alker slapped my ass I would be fine with her.

Thank you for coming by the stream, hope you had a good time!
I have no idea WHAT they changed in the movement going from Dying Light 1 to 2 but I think I'm getting used to the hang of things now. The addition of the parry ties the changes to the combat together as well. Gonna be very interesting to look at retrospect when comparing the two.

>>17729890
I saw Stalker Alker at a grocery store in Sonoma yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for art commissions or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Roundmeals in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the roundmeals and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each meal and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

https://www.twitch.tv/eira_ch
seep's playing more legend arceus!

>>17729997
would you recommend the game bug? i played the first for a handful of hours so the movement differences won't be that noticeable

https://www.twitch.tv/gaelstratus
gael's playan some valkyria chronicles

Nina short
https://youtu.be/DndKaDEaQuw

>>17730088
I'm very careful with recommending games because I usual try to only shill things if I'm 100% certain it's a banger (which is why I, for example, haven't been talking about Potion Craft Sim for a bit). If the game keeps up the current trajectory it will certainly be a game that I'd recommend but you know how it is, they can always shit the bed halfway through.
DL1 gets a glowing recommendation though, even if playing it before 2 can make the latter feel "off".

>>17730224
Why shill Outward then?

>>17730786
Because it's a wonderful star that shines brightly in the inhuman darkness that is french canada

>>17730224
yeah i get it, thanks for the heads up aswell

>see chuuba playing game I like
>type in chat
>follower's chat on
>leave without looking back
turn that off please

>>17731362
Everytime I see comments like this it makes me check my settings to make sure its turned off.

>>17731428
I don't mind follower chats but verified user makes me lose my shit

>>17731428
don't worry, nobody will talk in your chat regardless

>>17731636
Thats not true.

Nina and Poya are playing Sekiro with one controller together again!
https://www.twitch.tv/soyapoya

Nina and BasedaPoya playing Sekiro together
https://www.twitch.tv/basedapoya

>>17731798
>>17731784
damn, nice

>>17731784
>>17731798
wait what

>>17731784
>>17731798
huh.

>>17731784
>>17731798
what the fuck what are the chances

>>17731784
>>17731798
ebin

>>17731784
>>17731798

>>17731784
>>17731798
Perfect

>>17731784
>>17731798

>>17731600
Why does this bother so many people?

>>17732043
hyper autism

>>17727375

>>17732043
Literally who has a verified account?

>spends multiple hours singing russian/german songs with her mom
>raids BasedPoya afterwards
how can Inis be this based?

>>17732495
This. Even as a chuuba with decent popularity I'm not verified so this excludes raids and participating in any community that has that setting on. Not even VShojos are that paranoid to have it turned on

>>17732609
I've loved Inis since before she was a Lumi orbiter, she was always this based.

>>17732043
I linked my Prime account that has every single fucking possible data they could want to farm from me including phone number, full address, date of birth and Twitch STILL wants my phone number.
They can suck my nuts.

Saffa vampire inclining thanks to the Mysteria drama, you love to see it

Seep sounds very clear lately. I love her voice even more now.

>>17732983
Think in part it's also some of her past viewers found her again since they probably didn't know she reincarnated. Think she's somewhat comfortably out of the single digit hell. That's always good to see.

>>17733660
Oh yea thats definitely part of it as well. I also told her now that Mysteria is burning down she should reach out to her old vtuber friends and shes already reconnected with Neko

>>17733754
Tanya too, she came into Tanyacord today

Neko up with menhera manager simulator!
https://www.twitch.tv/nekoreen

>>17734012
Oh nice i was unaware of that since i always forget to hop in there as well. If i do now tho its just gonna seem like im following her around lmao

gosh I really enjoy watching sneep.

girl_dm_ will survive.

https://www.twitch.tv/girl_dm_

>>17734526
oh right she got the coof recently didn't she?

>>17734596
Well yes, but she is playing Vampire Survivors right now.

triple green cat

>>17732983
She was unironically the best part of Mysteria. I'm glad. Also it's cute that her and Neko are friends again after Neko suspiciously reconnected the day after she was posted in the gorls thread

>>17734706
who's the top one again?

>>17734526
Is that a new model? It looks cool.

>>17734706
I confuse these three all the time

Drama part 2 has dropped lmao
https://twitter.com/ValeraKitsu/status/1489693458835070978?s=19

>>17734886
Getting my popcorn

>>17734886
not gonna read all of that but
>the guy buying subs really was the manager
goddamnit he couldn't even be subtle about it
can't believe the part about the one gen2 girl being his kid in the lore ended up being true too. That sounded too stupid to be real.

>>17735345
Management also wanted to force a yuri ship between that girl and another one in the same gen who was in her 20s, and the older one was fired for disagreeing

>>17734886
Paste link that shit son, I ain't signing up with my google account.

for me its the bat

>>17731784
Based
>>17731798
and BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLpilled

>>17734886
That's a big yikes from me, dawg.

>>17734786
I love Nekoreen

>>17734886
Damn this is wild

>>17735547
You don't need to sign in to read a document, literally just click the link

>>17734886
>Logged in while my google account was on
Its time for me to leave lads.

>>17736292
You show up as an anon unless you have edit access

German gun cow is up with Tarkov!
https://www.twitch.tv/wishygames

>In the MysteriaLive lore Shel, or Nyantails as his VTuber persona is called, marries his current girlfriend Velty Darling in the future and they have a child (Valera Kitsu). My character Freya Velvet kills Velty and Nyan. I told him that we thought the lore was very inappropriate and that it seemed like we were playing parts in his fanfiction.

>>17736511
I really like the idea of parent/child vtubers (yes I watch Leaflit/Asari) even if they're just acting. Shame they had to be weird about it.

if anyone was wondering why there's no more /africat/ threads, that mysteria thread is a great example.

Someone redpill me on the mink.

>>17736696
the new /gorls/ threads are pretty comfy anyway

>>17736696
>>17736926
I need to shill Tanya/Neko/Nina/Koopa to someone I talk to.
Give me a short pasta for them.

>>17736915
Sure
https://twitter.com/NonomiyaMikan
https://www.twitch.tv/nonomiyamikan
In short, sportive zoomer who always sounds passionate about whatever she talks about and jumps topic often.

Small vtuber around 10-15 viewers average, and seems to work seriously on her channel, even if her hardware is a bit lacking for now.
She's often talks non stop at a fast pace like a zoomer but not as loud.
She seriously work-out and seems to enjoy it
She actually ha no issue suddenly going into 2nd degree which is not common among zoomers : https://streamable.com/njp9sm

>>17736915
She likes chicken
Tigers hate her

>>17736926
Yeah they're alright if a bit slow. They're mostly Tanya and Neko at the moment since Kwappi is still recovering and can't stream or do much of anything, and /nina/ is self-sustainable if only because the goslings can burn through to bump limit on their own even if there's only like 20 IPs. Wouldn't mind more gorls collabs though, those are always a nice event.

>>17737122
>>17737123
The age thing scared the shit out of me, but words have won me over, I'll check out this funny little mink.

>>17734886
So was a coomerbrain discord ERP zoomer running this "corp"? because jesus fucking christ that's how this looks. Even the "corporate emails" demanding to never have PERSONAL CONTACT FROM PERSONAL ACCOUNTS with former colleagues is fucking hilarious

>>17737422
Didn't even get his talents to sign NDAs while doing shady shit, clearly not a very smart guy

https://www.twitch.tv/spike_ad
local rock-n-roll racer's playing some Burnout Revenge

>>17737507
20something zoomer using daddys money to play pretend company boss. Jackass probably thought he was untouchable or something

>>17737422
Exactly, dude is 20 and made the corp to live out his loli yuri coomer fanfics. And groom an employee while he was at it

>>17737195
Excuse you we get tourists much more often at /nina/ nowadays thanks to /lig/. A lot of them really like Nina!

>>17737070
yeah lemme see if I can quickly summarize them individually.

Tanya is a chaotic prankster with unlimited genki energy. The only thing that can stop her is her internet or power breaking down, which unfortunately does happen, but if left to her own devices she can casually keep going for 10-20 hours without ever slowing down. Has shown great interest in Yakuza, Witcher, and a variety of other games including random kusoge she finds on steam, though Minecraft is her comfort game. Likes to challenge herself. Blissfully unaware of most meme culture.

Neko is a goof. Can shift from weird, to zoomer, to very sweet. Beautiful singing voice. Will go on post-humanist tangents while simultaneously suffering an existential crisis from them. Has a very strange talent for accidentally solving puzzles without knowing how. Ends up playing horror games a lot and copes with fear by literally curling up in a corner and crying. Basically just here to have fun.

Nina is an amazing singer and great at zatsudan. Pretty wide variety of games including some older ones, and pretty decent at them too. Ask her about Tenacious D. Does monthly karaokes which she prepares a lot for, but will often sing throughout the stream. Has a pretty good circle of talented vtuber friends including Soya Poya, Batatvideogames, Stalkeralker, Alicesawyer, Murmaider, and a couple others.

Koopa has been around and has some weird fucking stories to tell. Hoarded a library of strange and cursed trivia in her brain and is not afraid to share. Will go on tangents and there is nothing anyone can do to stop her. Has an interest in mecha, tokusatsu, guns, and a pretty wide variety of other hobbies. Suffers from actual boneitis. Woman of culture. Sometimes hosts Chuuba Battle Tournaments, or CBT, in which vtubers are made to fight each other in WWE 2k19 much like Holofightz but with commentary and banter from the vtubers themselves before the fight.

Coyote collabing with Fubuki and Matsuri
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RXtWFG0uyw

>>17739003
Tell me about the Coyote, what dirt does she have on her collab partners?

1.5k celebration party live now!
https://twitch.tv/calliecalico

>>17737122
>>17737361
if she wants to keep her channel someone tell her she needs to list her age as 13 at the very least or else twitch is going to ban her account. all it takes is one retard with a screenshot to send in the report.

https://www.twitch.tv/lykalynx
lyxa's playing more 2hu luna nights tonight!

>>17739083
Her company is good at networking.

>>17739003
>>17739083
>>17739475
Turns out she's part of the official Kemono Friends vtuber group which explains things

Any recent /asp/ies?

>>17739671
not many; this guy posted himself in the previous /asp/ thread
https://www.twitch.tv/yukichireikyu

>>17739671
Me :)

>>17737361
>Literally 10
Perfect for /wvt/

>>17738542
>No one will ever write an entire paragraph of shilling for you because you don't have boobs

>>17737361
>>17740301
>>Literally 10
Oh yeah baby it's grooming time

>>17740360
>>17738542
Here is a nice writeup from a ninabro who posted in /lig/ about her.

>>17455038

Ace attorney with Beatani!
https://youtu.be/_KN5ImkXgo4

Onolumi streaming RA2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRbko7imiBw

Batat's starting Xenoblade 2
https://www.twitch.tv/batatvideogames

>>17739180
HENSHIN

https://www.twitch.tv/atropaeverwood
this gun nut forest elf's doing a tarot reading stream!

https://www.twitch.tv/strategoslucianus
lucianus is doing a DJing stream with an inital d x 2hu set

>>17741830
I love the textbox thing she's doing for cutscenes so she can do commentary without talking over it.

>>17743411
Isn't that just what corpse does?

>>17743546
Corpse has to use her textbox. Bat can choose to use it.

>>17743546
This is actually 10x better than what Corpse does, since Corpse basically types in notepad and displays the raw text on screen.
These cute dialogue boxes are infinitely better.

>Lumi is streaming
Fucking hell go to sleep wolf

LUMI GUERILLA
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING DURING MY ALMOST INTERVIEW
https://www.twitch.tv/lumituber

>>17743411

>>17744024

>>17743988
Almost interview?

https://www.twitch.tv/gondola_gamingvt
gondola's on with some deamon x machina!

https://www.twitch.tv/eggch
egg's on with rock of ages 3!

Nyaru collab when

>>17742077
sell me on this chuuba

Bros, I want to kiss Callies bellybutton.

Susan and Arthur are drinking and eating hot wings
https://www.twitch.tv/arthurabbott

Ames got YouTube monetization.

>>17745456
Why do western women have such unpleasant voices?

>>17745431
I want to have sex with her

>>17745431
Might be a fed, might be trans, and is eerily knowledgeable about biowarfare for someone who mostly does fashion drawing streams.

>>17745528
Good for my braphog queen.
There aren't many girls that brap, burp and loudly piss in cups for free anymore.

https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy
opera eggy's on with some AI: The Somnium Files

Neko's power is back and she's determined to play Needy Streamer Overload today.
https://www.twitch.tv/nekoreen

Dork cat streaming funny meme manager game.
https://www.twitch.tv/nekoreen

https://www.twitch.tv/everweather
this cute cat witch's playing some lobotomy corp today!
>>17746352
>>17746404
glad to see some neko love today boys, good work

EATAN
DRINKAN
PLAYAN
WATCHAN
FEELAN

>>17746352
>>17746404
kusa

>>17746622
I love this idiot.

>>17746618
Bread
Water
Reading
Callie Calico
Pretty sure I have a cold

>>17746618
Pizza
Beer
Dead Cells
Arthur + Susan
Better than I expected

>>17746622
Ponkotsu cat...

>>17746622
Bless this cat.

>>17746404
get me neko's shill post for the mash up

>>17746618
chewing gum
nothan
nothan
watching out for corpse's prechat to go up
kinda bad, i'm lurking in both lucianus and egg's streams and the fact that both of them don't have transcoding probably means my data fees are going to get fucked...

>>17734886
Looks like the doc got updated with an account from the rigger
>I can’t provide any screenshots as proof of work because Shel’s discord account (our dm’s are gone) and the channel where I did my work in no longer exist.
Pussy ass bitch already trying to scrub stuff

>>17746127
>>17746167
Aight cool, thanks

Holy shit Nekoreen's voice is raw sex

https://www.twitch.tv/leonidasumbra
this dark commander's seeing if he can finish up legends arceus!

>>17747942
I might be a homosexual for this but I don't feel the same at all

Is Halbernacht a front desker? I think he would like this tweet.

>>17746352
>>17746404
>"Oh no it's the funny board!"
Has Neko ever been /here/? Or is she another one that got chased out.

>>17748749
She's aware of /vt/, I do not know if she's /here/ though.

>>17748749
>>17749064
Neko's been here for almost as long as she's been streaming

>>17748749
Lurking most likely, but never selfposted.

my little goldfish can't be this lewd
>https://clips.twitch.tv/TriangularYummyMartenTooSpicy-NzB0z2In1zl9G6yF

Oh my god Neko

>>17747182
There you go son.

>>17750921
neko...

>>17750921
HOLY SHIT NEKO
also for format reasons I will wait till the official one

>>17750921
bb-b-b-b...

>>17750921
>she has boyfriend
Doesnt Dutch have the indefinite article? how does she mess that up

>>17750921
AHHHH

>>17751513
afrikaans is not her first language.

nyaru yoro collab
https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuu

https://www.twitch.tv/akiajimargoch
argo's playing more ganbare goemon!

https://www.twitch.tv/charlottexbear
Charlotte singing stream!

https://www.twitch.tv/akiajimargoch
margo's streaming some more of ganbare goemon 3!

>>17752030
luv this bear

>>17751662
Sometimes it feels like Neko simply doesn't have a first language at all

https://www.twitch.tv/shimadatiger
shimada's playing more strive tonight!

https://www.twitch.tv/hatsuuqueen
the cat rescue chuuba's getting drunk while playing itch.io shovelware

>>17751551
I just discovered Shirara, is there a clip of this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T-Z3VfqFaM
corpse will be putting on some tunes while talking about her schedule change for this month in about 30 minutes!

>>17753722
>just discovered Shirara
anon....

felt like doin a little guerilla pokemon arceus
https://www.twitch.tv/kajioniyama

I haven't played a mecha game before? I have no idea how this plays but I love the visuals! Get in bros!
https://www.twitch.tv/SorrelSouffle

>>17754203
>anon....
w-wut?

sigbird going live with dying light 2!
https://www.twitch.tv/sigridandbird

>>17754696
She's graduating in a week

>>17754979
>in a week
Her final stream is tomorrow actually.

https://www.twitch.tv/takamuratakako
otaku maid's doing art with a random waifu generator

>that one guy who keeps trying to make jokes in the chat
dude just shut up you're not the entertainment

>>17755922
Your just upset because the chuuba is laughing at their jokes and not yours.

>>17755922
This is how I got VIP despite not being a chuuba, suck my cock pleb.

shit, i didnt catch neko's /st/ post. did anyone screencap it?

>>17756129

>>17756297
based

I need you guys to know how much I appreciate your viewership.

Whenever I go BRB to use the restroom while streaming, I don't actually leave my room. I bought a GoGirl so I canpiss in a bottle because I don't want the viewers to have to wait. That's why it's so quick.

Neko is getting addicted to shitposting....

>>17756505
this is pretty pathetic. the least you can do is unmute your mic.

>>17756505
please go to the restroom.

>>17756505
TK...

>>17756641
One time I left it unmuted and nearly had a hard attack, but I was on the other side of the room and it didn't pick up.

>>17756733
you realize that you can turn even your bathroom breaks into something fun for viewers? no one actually cares how quickly you go piss or not.

>>17756297
She's got a point

>>17755922
I'll keep making jokes as long as the chuubas and chat keep laughing and following up on them.

>>17756578
>thread never changes
she's pulling an ASS and is ghostposting in the archives...

doog is streaming ps1 castlevania
come join!
https://www.twitch.tv/mintcastella

>>17755922
t. never had your oshi laugh your comment

>>17757357
nta but I always worry chuubas are just pity-laughing at my attempts to amuse them

>>17757189
>Architect approved
More than you know
https://youtu.be/hlWvZdNsxj8

>tfw not only made my oshi laugh, but also someone else's oshi

okay it's TIME, competitive pokemon time (watch me lose like 6 games in a row)
https://www.twitch.tv/tooruch

>>17757577
I made your oshi orgasm

>>17758108
t-thanks

>>17756505
Foks...

>>17757762
guy in a hoodie tier design

https://www.twitch.tv/tomakeys
funke munke's doing an art stream with a special guest!

Is Neko a lewdtuber? Does she have a CB?

>>17761443
Nah. She's actually never explicit. The lewd is usually just implied.

>>17758996
better than generic beautiful anime boyfriend tier design

>>17757500
Pay attention to how they laugh, and how often they laugh.
Unless they're good actors, which a lot of indies aren't, you can tell what's genuine after a while.

https://www.twitch.tv/tiredsquidd
squidd's playing a canadian game

invest in jovillycoin now

>>17761658
Female Bloom?

>>17761836
minesweeper autist

>>17761866
the hairpin is supposed to be a minesweeper flag

>>17761836
Glimmy's drawn that already.

>>17762440
hag love!

>>17747942
>The Nekoreen moan compilation project was never finished
pain

I am so tired of that nasaly voice that trantubers use

>>17763017
excuse me what

>>17763038
but I love Cadence's voice

how can i steal neko away from africa

>>17763189
in the early days an anon jokingly suggested going through vods to collect suggestive sound bites for a compilation. This set high expectations but was never delivered on.

>>17763308
She's so much more fun than I remember.

>>17757762
Comfy niche

>>17763308
Need to save Neko and Tanya.

>>17763352
i subbed to her like a week or two ago from listening to karaoke and now i love her but i did see her like a year ago with kitanya

I'm gonna do Megaman Legends 2 for a bit.

https://www.twitch.tv/vaunleon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8

[Intro 1]
When I was a viewer
My oshi took me onto a journey
To see her streams so grand
She said, "Gosling, when you watch"
Would you be the savior of the 2views
The stressed and menhera?"
[Intro 2]
She said, "Will you defeat them?
Their antis, and all the non-believers
The doomposts they have made?"
"Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom
To lead you to those viewers
To join the new chuubas"

[Intro 1]

Sometimes I get the feelin'
I'm watchin' my oshi
And other times I realize she's still gone
And through it all, the threads I read
The shitposts and the memes
And when you're gone, I want you still to know

We'll view them all, we'll view them all
And though you've graduated, believe me
Those memories I'll keep them all
We'll view them all
And in my heart, I can't contain it
The anthem won't explain it
A thread that sends you reelin'
From countless schizo streams
Their misery and hate will kill us all
So hide those posts and make the most
Let's share our love for /here/
Defiant to the end, we write our posts

[Chorus 2]
We'll view them all, we'll view them all
And though you've graduated, believe me
Those memories I'll keep them all
We'll view them all
And though you've reclined and conceded
Your weary archive marches

On and on, we shitpost through the tears
Oh, oh, oh
Disappointed faces of your peers
Oh, oh, oh
Take a look at me, 'cause for you I'll sing this song

[Outro 1]
Do or die, I'll love my oshi
Because the trolls will never take my heart
Go and try, you'll never stop me
We want it all, we wanna play this part
[Outro 2]
I won't explain or say I'm sorry
I'm unashamed, I'm gonna ritual
Give a cheer for all the goslings
Listen here, because it's who we are
I'm just a man, I'm not a schizo
Just a boy, who had to sing this song
I'm just a man, I'm not a schizo
I don't care

[Chorus 2]

[Outro 1] x2

>>17764584
if anyone vocaroos this they'll go down a legend in my mind

>>17765343
I plan to tomorrow after my stream! I love that song.

(You) are going to make it!
yes (You)
stop doubting yourself, you goose

Hi.

>>17766624
Hi nelson! How are you tonight?

>>17766656
Bye.
Check em.

>>17766686
you fool

>>17766686
You tried, champ.

>>17766686
Play Yugioh Nelson

>>17766686
ha

>>17766768
I keep fucking up. Hold on, let me try this again. Is this right? Also checkem

voice rep bros how do I not sound bored and lifeless when I sing

>>17766838
nelsonchamma....

>>17766838
Play Yugioh.

>>17766686
IDIOT
look at these

>>17766843
pick a song that isn't boring and lifeless

>>17766867
>>17766882
>>17766887
Okay hang on I'll get it right this time. Also checkem

>>17766899
oooooooooooooooooo

>>17766899
Nice, very impressive.

>>17766899
is this the power of m*les...?

>>17766899
Hah, fucking gottem. Later nerds I'm out.

>>17766899
checked

>>17766894
is this one >>17764584 boring and lifeless

>>17766899
well done!

>>17766960
Eh. Are you singing with headphones and a backing track?

>>17767111
y-yes

>>17757762
Ty for coming if you did! Seismitoad is based and I'm tired of pretending he's not.
>>17758996
Yes, and?
>>17763533
Thanks, hoped you had fun with it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAKEkdPb6Ag

>>17767144
I have trouble really belting out unless I'm actually singing over something else. Most of it just comes from proper breathing and inflection. Outside of that, make sure you really know what you're singing so you're not stumbling for the words. I'm no professional singer by any means but I've done a bit of vocal work with bands back in ye olden days
https://vocaroo.com/1kh9NpS72tv0

>>17767517
>metalcore tomboy
sex

>>17767662
sorry anon, just a boy

>>17767685
Sure you are troon

>>17767463
thank you, mintcopter-anon. catbox links are fucked for me so i wouldn't have been able to enjoy this if you made it a soundpost

>>17767517
naiso

>>17767517
yuusha? good work man

>>17767517
high voice is literally scientifically cheating

>>17767760
That's Rusty

>>17767710
is there a catbox video that puts them together?

>>17767869
1: Fox
2: Myself

I actually want to marry my oshi.

>post bump limit survey got deleted
>roll/get posting and avatarfagging didn't
Chuuba privilege.