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18017860 No.18017860 [Reply] [Original]

Would you have sex with Polka?

>> No.18017891

>>18017860
You'd have to be gay not to

>> No.18017899

No

>> No.18017929

>>18017860
The chuuba? Absolutely
The roommate? Absolutely

>> No.18017937

>>18017899
I found the gay

>> No.18018005

Would Polka have sex with me?

>> No.18018022

>>18017860
Yes I would have sex with my wife

>> No.18018025

>>18017860
Do I have to?

>> No.18018044

Im not into fucking 600 pound whales sorry

>> No.18018226

>>18018044
Sounds like something a gay would say

>> No.18018452
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18018452

Intimacy with polka:
>Hold her hand
>Its fake
>Grope Polka's Breasts
>Honk noises
>Lift up her skirt
>Paper snakes fly out
>Try to take off her pantsu
>More keep appearing
>Finally cum
>Confetti instead

>> No.18018541

>>18017860
I wanna honk Polka

>> No.18018586

I prefer girls I can lift.

Which is why I'm working out

>> No.18018615

give clussy

>> No.18018675

>>18017860
premarital sex is a sin

>> No.18018729

>>18017860
I don't want STDs, so no.

>> No.18018880

I’d hit that so hard whoever pulled me out would be declared king of England.

>> No.18018923

>>18018452
came here to post this.
i bow to you clussy anon

>> No.18018958

>>18018675
Good thing we're married, then.

>> No.18023411

I already did

>> No.18023474

>>18017860
I want to fuck her adorable ears!

>> No.18023539

I'd fuck her peehole

>> No.18023829
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>>18017860
I don't wanna get crushed to death by her fat rolls.

>> No.18026331

I'd fuck Polka and her roommate

>> No.18026414
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>>18018005
Only if you're a cute girl.

>> No.18026614

>>18018452
>>Hold her hand
i already came

>> No.18027193

Yes

>> No.18027229

maybe

>> No.18027319

>>18017860
Absolutely, Okayu too

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>>18017860
yes

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>>18017860
Yes. After marriage, in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction.

>> No.18027817

Don't stick your dick in crazy

>> No.18027916
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>>18017860
Yes I would even have her be the mother of my children.

>> No.18028162

>>18018452
>wake up the next morning
>rubber chicken beside me

>> No.18028367

>YWN drowsily lay next to Polka in bed as she reads Dazai to you

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>>18018452

>> No.18028665

>>18028457
No, is this ba worthy?

>> No.18029106

I would whether she wanted me to or not

>> No.18029955

Of course what kind of question is that

>> No.18030462

>>18018452
>finger her
>pull out endless ropes

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>>18017860
yes

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18032236

>>18017860
That's like asking if I would drink water if I'm thirsty.

>> No.18038065

Anonymous gets it:
>>18018452
>>18028162
>>18030462

>> No.18038106

>>18017860
Polka? Sure.
Roommate? Kek, no.

>> No.18038305

No, she'd get mad after I go to pat her head

>> No.18039222

Absolutely, I want her to sit on my face.
model or roomate

>> No.18039797

>>18023829
gay

>> No.18040204

I'd unironically pick her roommate over the 2D. I hate her design. Also I want all that meat on me.

>> No.18042981

>>18040204
>I hate her design
Damn anon better check yourself you may have covid because you have no sense of taste.
I would make her roommate cosplay as her avatar

>> No.18043196

>>18042981
anon... she'd get embarrased you know

>> No.18043197

>>18017860
The vtuber, yes.
The hambeast? Hell nah

>> No.18043725

>>18043196
But that's the fun part!

>> No.18044666

IMAGINE THE CUSHION FOR THE PUSHING

>> No.18044961

Yes, but she wouldn't enjoy it.

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