/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Imagine the smell.

OP, why are you deflecting the mori and rushia controversy?

Imagine the taste.

>>18255557
On the contrary; I'm not letting those controversies bury the true yab.

As expected of a gross goblin.

Please anon I can only be so hard.

That's why we love her. She's a disgusting internet gremlin, just like us

>>18255511
The most frustrating thing about gura is the fact that not only is she above the legal age of consent irl, her character is 9 gorillian years old. How am I supposed to get off to this? Just cause she LOOKS like a minor?

>>18255622
>true yab
You should visit ringo sometimes.

>>18255511
>openly admitted
When

Wow she’s just like me.

>>18255511
She told her members that in confidence you blabbermouth

>>18255511
>he only JUST figured out that gura is a retarded womanchild
hownu.ru

>>18255511
SHARK PISSY CUNNY T o T

Umm timestamp or it never happened?

>>18255557
>>18255622
What controversy retard? That's hot as fuck I would pay my salary of the full year for that piece of cloth

UOOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>18255511
Can confirm. I was the cloth.

Take a moment to close your eyes and imagine the aroma. You've smelt piss before in your life for sure, but nothing quite like this. As the sweet scent makes its way into your mind you realize that all your life you've never desired a beverage more than the nectar of the gods that seeps out of Gawr Gura's shark cunny.

People trying to ship shit like shionxgura when the true ship is the festivalxgura, piss ship. A piss ship sailing on a sea of piss.

Stop spreading rrats about my angelic sharkwife.

>>18255511
REMINDER: Gura has a b

>>18255511
contemplate the aroma

>>18256700
Yes, she has a very cute butt

>>18256700
wtf? her blood type is ab? isn't that extremely rare

>>18255819
Grey-kun
>>18256700
Cucks ain't welcome 'round these parts

>>18256700
Is he b

>>18255511
I really wanna drink cunnyhoney but when I imagine a real woman its suddenly gross to me

>>18255812
What the fuck is /ringo/, I've seen a lot of anons talking about that

>>18256605
back to /ringo/ with you!

>>18257490
thread for anons with shit taste. literally.

>>18257490
it's the thread for people that like drinking warm all-natural apple juice

>>18256407
Back to /ringo/ you go anon.

>*violently loud gulping sounds*

>>18255511
>>18255782>>18257490

Jesus fucking christ. Didn't Shiki Miyamoto or whatever admit to drinking her own piss? Fuckin gross sluts.

>>18255511
See shit like that is why you know Gura ain't got a fuckin' man in her life lmao, she lives in a pig-stye, only seems to give a fuck about her "career" and a couple of side hobbies, only ever socialises IRL with her family, no mention of "oh yeah me and the girls went out" because she ain't got anyone to fuckin' go out with, she's literally just a NEET but her tendie money comes from an army of sad niggas instead of the taxpayer.

>>18257223
Ironic.

>>18255511
veib*e-tier whore

>>18258378
spill the beans of fuck off, cuck

>>18255511
I don't believe this unless you provide a soundpost as a proof.

>>18258695
sorry its members only content

>>18258129
>>18258138
There's something to be said about the mental state of a grown woman who pretends to be a cartoon character, plays video games for hours, and encourages a parasocial relationship with lonely losers.

>>18258755
Sometimes I wonder how she is still alive

>>18258755
>not using a bidet

>>18255511
L-Link???

>>18255511
At first you had my attention, now you have my erection.

>>18259408
why would she be sitting on a bidet while streaming

>>18259494
It was a member stream

>>18256676
You mean my cute and smelly little sharky?

>>18255511
>greyname spamming the only little tid bit he got of a membership stream to feel like he belongs
>i-im one of u guys haha
Lmfao

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH GURA'S PISS COVERED CUNNY TOT

>>18259408
Have some fucking respect for the president.

She didn't piss herself, she pissed in the toilet. She did use dirty laundry to wipe, though.

>>18255511
she did not piss herself you grayfaggot. She was very clear on that. She pissed in the toilet and then used the shirts instead of tp

>>18260234
why do women have to wipe after pissing cant they just shake their pps like the rest of us

>>18258755
how do i get this to have sound

>>18260234
She has pissed herself during streams, newfagchama. She has horrible bladder control.

>>18260708
>Streams
in addition to the outlast one?

>>18260679
Google soundpost extension on your computer, or use KurobaEx on mobile.

fancuck deflection thread.

>>18260708
Sorry, thats my fault for tearing up that puss and her having a couple of my kids. Sorry.

One of us.
One of us.
One of us.

>>18258834
Yeah, the word is
>hot

>>18259637
which one nigga

>>18256605
>Take a moment to close your eyes
I wonder what the rest of the post says. Oh well.

>>18256605
piss smelling and tasting sweet is a symptom of diabetes

>>18261522
Not my problem.

>there is a chance that gura has pissed herself live in front of all her shrimps

>>18255622
the only yab here is that she didnt bottle it and sell it as merch, and id pay top dollar for those rags

I have an irremediable pee fetish but I hate HoloEN. If she's for real doing all that pee related stuff I think I've found my oshikko tenshi.

>>18260708
Someone get this shark a diaper!

>>18258138
makes her the best holo because you don't need to worry about boy yab

>lives in a pile of garbage
>eats """"food"""
>is a malnourished midget
>LARPs as a loli, cowboy, and southerner all at once
>wants to have a grizzled older man chase her down, suck her toes, and rape her
>wipes her pissy cunny with her clothing
What the fuck happened to produce this "adult" woman?

>>18264887
i dont know but we must find out so it can be replicated

>>18264976
on second thought she did say she was into the pony fandom, perhaps this is the key. If shes also a furry then it all falls into place

>>18263961
On it!

>>18261644
there is an outlast stream where she does that like 8 hours in with about as much evidence as the Ollie thing

>>18264887
Whatever the formula is we have to find it. It looks like a "based girl" formula.

>>18264887
>designated stinky sweater guy made this thread
i need to touch grass FAST

>>18255511
That wasn't piss but semen.

>>18265741
meds

>>18265828
im free and you could be too

>>18255511
Pee stained white undies merch when

pissy bitch

>>18257490
Why the fuck do you ask questions you don't want to know the answer to for you own good?

>>18255511
Do not kink shame her.

>>18265096
So being retarded as fuck is the key and that's it?

>>18264887
she's perfect!

>>18265855
Never do this

It ends up in the water supply and poisons everything downstream

>>18258138
>half of the thread fetishizing her behavior
>this is why no man would want her

Wake up, men are thirsty simps. This would barely deter anyone.

>>18266044
>bro don't flush your meds
>just trust me it's bad

>>18266086
you're supposed to go to the local pond and feed them to ducks to prevent surveillance

>>18265880
Gawr Gura hololive diaper brand when?

>>18266125
there's no way i'd get that close to one

>>18266180
>too afraid to fight a duck
that's right coward stick to your pills

>>18255511
if only she would save her piss for my dick

>>18255511
Oh my god that's so fucking hot

I love Gura and her pissy cunny so much bros.

>>18264887
Grew up on 4chan and became popular online. Of course she's fucked up somewhat.

>>18265193
I've only found 4 outlast streams and all are under 4 hours.

>>18265855
Isn't lithium the kind of drug that turns people into emotionless zombies?

>>18267251
Is a mineral. Like on potato

>>18267379
I think you should take some lithium if you can't tell apart potatoes and rocks.

>>18258755
Gura's hemmerhoids

>>18264887
I love her so much.

i have acquired the membership vod. what's the timestamp for the piss talk?

>>18271273
Just watch the whole damn thing seanigger.

>>18271273
1h24m you filthy pirate. Have fun.

>>18271619
most of it is literally a nintendo direct watchalong without a timestamp you fuck. why would i listen to that?

>>18255511
why four times?

>>18265193
>with about as much evidence as the Ollie thing
right, so purely the fantasy of desperate fetishists

>>18274029
He is kind of stupid Gura's is a lot more likely, and is more likely to be true than it is to not be.

>>18255511
You just wish your oshi had a pissy cunny

>>18255557
Mori controversy? What are you talking about? Rushia's the one on trial, here.

>>18255511
I fail don't understand how this is a bad thing

>>18275908
Fuck ignore the fail part.

>>18275710
Beat it cuckbeat. We will never forget.

>>18276025
You'll never forget that time Mori humiliated you and everyone laughed? I know. Neither would I

>>18255511
No, she admitted that since she has out of toilet paper, she used a t-shirt to wipe herself after pissing in the tiolet. She never actually pissed herself.

>>18277209
She also subtly admitted she knows what peeing a cloth diaper feels like.

>>18277137
Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't understand how this works I said "Beat it cuckbeat." you are supposed to run back to the Mori thread, and not reply to me.

>>18255511
Imagine drinking straight from the source… Damn beat giving me new fetishes.