/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Red-kun will show up and talk about being the most successful holostar ever. Plays Apex

>Late summer-early september
>Holo EN2 teases their avatars
>Familiar silhouette of a certain temporary Australian
>Haachama debuts for EN2
>Haato returns to JP
>Self collabs with prerecorded footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s31fWsk6lMQ
only makes sense if you've watched the whole series

>>1780032
Haato please graduate with some dignity left and take the Haachama Haaton's with you

Schizo doomposters get the rope

>>1816858
>comeback stream
Anonchama...

Haato returns with her real voice

>Plays Apex
>IRL in Cover HQ

Hentai review

Retirement announcement

>>1816858
>Open stream
>New opening
>New layout
>Gibara's voice

>comeback stream
n-nobody tell him...

>>1817613
Staffchama youre pretty cool, dont go to office tomorrow

It will be like this one, but with even more real talk. You guys find out about the conflict within her fanbase. She awakens the paternal instinct within you and you can never lewd her again. Her indicisiveness and impulsiveness takes you on another roller coaster ride of experimental content.
https://youtu.be/y9rL9tiWZrI

Is it bad I actually cried because I miss her so much. I am so scared...what if she hurt herself. Bros....

>>1816858
>She literally kills herself on stream
Would be very bold.

there won't be a comeback stream

>>1816858
>Calls out Cover for incompetence and sexual harassment
>Gets fired

She's just salty cuz her schizo series got cancelled
Maybe now she can get a pc and play games or just do free talks

>>1816858
>minecraft stream
>nothing out of the ordinary happens

>>1822362
>nothing out of the ordinary happens
other than her playing on EN server

>>1822378
Only if she spends the whole time building while facing away from the town, then turns around to reveal the EN server before ending stream. Also let's not clutter up the board, stick to the gosling thread and chama general
>>1780032
>>1822314

>>1816858
Plays a card game like MTGA forever.

>>1817613
Based!

She ain't coming back.

>>1816858
>Comeback stream
She's graduating

>>1816858
>She returns with a cooking stream
>She’s cooking Yagoo’s head

>>1816858
LIVE MASTURBATION STREAM WITH VIBRATOR - KINO

>>1817580
She will never use her real voice because by pretending to be retarded and unable to properly understand English she can get the EOP audience but not have to deal with their bullshit

>>1816858
Honestly I could see that working out for her.

>come back as a parody of Vtuber tropes
>plays Apex while covering King at the same time

>>1825963
Posted this a few weeks ago but she should stream undertake for an hour but keep dying to the first trash mobs.

Nb

>>1825963
Singing it over and over for hours

>>1826135
>Voice chat on open mic

>>1816966
Unironically this

>>1816966
That'd be kino af

>>1826132
>>1826135
>>1826212
I could 100% see her doing this and getting away with it. She's very good of reinventing herself.

>schizo arc is over
>comedy arc is now

>>1821941
>maybe now she can do what literally every other holo does
Boring.

I could her making fun of Cover's incompetence in a way that everyone can recognise, but without getting herself in some sort of trouble. Like going out of her way to be as "seiso" as possible in such an obviously forced manner that everyone can see through it, and just constantly making fun of the idiocy forced upon her. I can't wait, even if she does something else.

>>1826132
I want to see a streamer troll the fuck out of backseaters in chat by pretending to play undertale for the first time, but do the genocide route

>haato does her usual routine
>haatons are thrilled she's back, spam akasupa
>the one or two anons who spam about her schizo arc and a few dozen changs pitch a bitchfit because she isn't trying to get youtube to ban her, get told off by actual haatons and take to /vt/ and twatter to spam when it ends

>>1826837
It's a cool idea but I wonder if it would be unpopular among the other talents considering she would be essentially making fun of them

>>1827110
Who gives a shit? If they cared, they would have defended her.

>>1827110
Not really. People love to pretend the other idols are pure but let's be real, half of them dirtier shit with far more frequency. I see it more like a parody of selective enforcement.

>>1827110
She's just leading the revolution to free Choco and Mel from the hologulag

>>1827136
>they would have defended her.
What the fuck could they do you fucking retard?

>>1816858
>Describe her comeback stream
She doesn't

"Graduation Announcement Stream"
In white text on a black background.

>>1817557
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>>1821790
>>1822696
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>>1827590
I can get one or two such comments, but the people commenting in her threads are getting increasingly idiotic

>>1827702
>multiple people

>>1816858
>voice and personality seem a bit different
>haatons later find out that the original Haachama was replaced by another person

Diamond hands on my Haachama membership until forcibly proven otherwise.

>>1816858
>30 minutes chill 3D café date with Akai Haato
>Suddenly phone rings
>It's Aloe
>"Haaton, your reality has been compromised! Listen carefully..."
>30 minutes of trying to escape Matrix/Inception style distorted reality while being chased by Haachama
>Aloe is essentially mission control, her last words before returning to your own timeline is "Seek me out!"
>You wake up in a hospital bed
>Haachama is watching you sleep
>roll credits

>>1827110
I'm sure they joke amongst each other about having to follow the stream trend of the month for Game X or Y.

Why would she stay away for a month anyways?

Suspension doesn't make sense. That would imply they're suspending her for breaking a new rule for a longer time than they suspended Towa and Aloe back in the days.

"She's soo sad and needs time off" seems far fetched too. If it had been 2 weeks? Sure, maybe. But a month?

There has to be more to it. Personal reasons? Drama behind the scenes?

Or maybe she just decided to take a vacation.

>>1828333
>"She's soo sad and needs time off" seems far fetched too. If it had been 2 weeks? Sure, maybe. But a month?
I've been there.
>Or maybe she just decided to take a vacation.
Obviously, she's not suspended my management.
>There has to be more to it. Personal reasons? Drama behind the scenes?
If it's going to be anything, it'd probably be getting ready for uni exams.

>>1816858
Hey, guys, I'm going to give you an update, just because I like you. Haachama is in the process of moving to America. I paid her dad's debts and now she's being married to be. She'll still stream, just be aware that I alone get to try all her cooking. Wish us luck in America!

>>1827590
Kino

>>1816966
theres usually been just 8 months between gen debuts, EN2 will debut late spring/ealy summer

>>1828460
At least invite us to a cookout bro

>>1827702
truth hurts

>>1827590
>>1828477
>Black & White filter
>no sound
>text cards only

>>1816858
Everytime I see this stupid face I have a desire to punch Haato in the face really hard

>>1821368
That would be terrible.

Instead, she should graduate and become one of her viewers' girlfriend.

>>1829270
>become one of her viewers' girlfriend
私の

>>1828460
Invest in a stab-proof vest or something!

>>1829358
>>1829270
Too late, faggots. She's moving to Texas with me.

>>1816858
>Haato returns and collabs with Haachama.

>>1827702
I mean it's pretty obvious Cover doesn't want her, there loss.

>>1826837
Her life wasn't a tragedy. It was a comedy

>>1828460
Congratulations! Please give our friend a happy life! Be sure to have your will written early, though.

>>1827192
It's almost as if the people who actually earn every single bit of cash Cover has ever received have power within the company internally, and could tell Cover that what they're doing is idiotic. Have you tried revving up your brain cell and thinking about it for a second?

>>1831099
Except protecting your talent so she doesn't get demonetized/banned off youtube is not "idiotic".

>>1831177
Wow, your stupidity could not possibly be overstated if you think the basic bitch shit she uploaded would get penalised on YouTube.

>>1831286
Not like Marine and Choco get banned for simply existing, right? Fucking moron

>>1828392
>>"She's soo sad and needs time off" seems far fetched too. If it had been 2 weeks? Sure, maybe. But a month?
>I've been there.
Me too, but only in exceptional circumstances. It's possible, but not exactly the first option my mind jumps to.

>If it's going to be anything, it'd probably be getting ready for uni exams.
Now that you mention it, I've heard that too. Sounds like the most likely explanation desu.

>>1828460
Please convince her to do NTR ASMR

>>1831286
Youtube is fickle lad.

Uni is what most of Futaba thinks it is, but it's hard to say really whether their word has any more weight than here

>>1831322
Exactly. You get randomly banned no matter what content you post, so you might as well post whatever you want. Thanks for being enough of a troglodyte to prove my point.

>>1831797
>Lol just post shit until you get banned lolollol
>What do you mean I can't get my channel back for deliberately posting risque content?!?!?!?
I don't know why I bother with underage haatons kek

>>1829623
Hey, thanks for bringing her over. I'll enjoy having sex with her, ese.

-t. Pedro the pool guy

P.D.: I stole your switch.

>>1832021
Anon, stop LARPing as a Mexican.

She graduated from Hololive and signs a new contract with Dominos Pizza .

>>1827702
The comments will slowly increase as time drags on and more people come to accept the truth, well until they reach acceptance and move on. I guess you're still in denial, but it's been what, 3 or 4 weeks now?