/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Did Gura actually say that? Why would she fucking dox herself? Canada doesn't have that department

>>18587552
Canada is gross

>>18587552
>she lives in the united states of america
That's it. The antis have her location now. OH NYOOOOOOOO

>>18587552
>>18587599
I mean, the fact that she and Fauna recorded an ASMR together means they must live in the same city. It's not exactly a secret.

This shit is so fucking cringe I just want to get to the part where she says the cafe hasn't been certified. Can I get a timestamp?

>>18586441
They should write Hologra episodes, these girls are funny.

>>18587833
embrace the cringe

>>18587784
>Fauna is an amerimutt

No one talks about it in the comments so I have declared that OP has lied. We have a warrant for your arrest by the Department of Injustice

>>18587784
Retardchama?

>>18588110
gemmy spotted

>>18587833
post the timestamp if you find it, I'm gonna even touch a second of that shit otherwise.

>>18588133
Keep watching you idiot.

>>18588133
it's one of the first things she says

>>18588810
>>18588709
>>18588610
>>18587599
>>18587552
OP lied. She said they didn't have a license to serve food, she didn't say anything about the Department of Health and Human Services. MY SHARKWIFE IS STILL CANADIAN

>>18589142
Is this really a thing people debate about Gura? She must be exceptional at keeping her information private.

Poorfag here, is this a member stream?

>>18589719
no

>>18589765
nvm i am retarded aswell it would seem

>>18589142
STFU my sharkwife cannot be a fucking leaf.

>>18589249
Yes. I want her to be safe

>>18586441
>our cafe hasn't been officially certified by the Department of Health and Human Services?
The Assistant Secretary for Health thinks cutting your dick off and pretending to be a woman is "healthy." Fuck the HHS.

>>18589249
No. It's not debated. Only retards think she's not American because - you know... She's literally said she's American.

>>18589142
Sorry leafbud but Gura got her American citizenship in 1886.

Based if real.

>>18587552
>you can pick any american at random and there's a 1/331,449,281 that it's gawr gura
holy shit

Fauna wrote the script.

>>18588133
Does Canada really have a department dedicated to injustice? That's kind of fucked up. Do you have a department of justice as well? Are they continually at odds with each other?

>>18590214
It's not real. She never said this. OP baited
>>18590349
No, the Department of Injustice is not real

Fauna wrote tbe script
She edited it as well
It was not an off Collab because Gura's mic is noticeably more shit than Fauna's since Gura hasn't had a working ASMR mic since last year

This thread is full of apes

>>18590601
*board

>>18590091
Lol eat shit /pol/tard

>>18591488
dilate

>>18591613
Seethe lol

>>18587986
The funniest thing to me is imagining two grown women, probably in their 30s or something, sitting next to a mic and saying "nya" for like ten minutes.

>>18591688
Don't you have some self-mutilating to do? Fear not, ASMR performed by a pair of real women (which you will never be) will still be here when you get back (if you don't commit suicide first).

>>18591773
22 & 25 iirc

>>18592030
lmao faggot

>>18592030
trigger'd

>>18590553
No, it WAS an off-collabe and they were 69ing before the stream and scissoring after the stream

>>18590553
Fauna is great at writing asmr scripts

>>18588110
>wojak
go back

People who argue in vtuber asmr discussion threads

>>18592464
but this is me and I don't argue
>>18592452
this is also me

>>18592325
The Halloween one rubbed me the wrong way because first of all she turns me into a tree and second she puts me with all her other plants so it's like. Great, not only do I have to share her with everyone else but I'm a fucking tree so I won't get to enjoy it. So I didn't listen to one for a while. But this one was a lot better.

>>18592464
new IP but I have to say: yeah, me

>>18592464
Nonsense, that man clearly shaves his neck.

>>18592452
>>>18588110
>>wojak
>go back

>>18586441
Thats actually a funny line tho

>>18592464
>shaved neck
>hair is not receeding

>>18586441
Forget Gura, I want Fauna to swap to this catgirl mode, holy shit. If Kiara and Gura can play around pretending to be catgirls, she can too

>>18593299
She needs cat ears then. Does Fauna have a good artist that would be willing to go back and add in an option like that like Nabi does? I don't know anything about Fauna's artist.

I threw two leftover pieces of a Domino’s meat lovers pizza in a large bowl and melted an entire stick of butter over them in the microwave. Delicious buttery pizza soup

>>18586441
too bad this outfit is not official is quite cute and much better that the other ones.

so is gura canadian or american
and why did I think she was mexican?

>>18597413
No one knows. Her opsec is flawless.

>>18587784
They just edited the audio retard

>>18586441
It is part of her charm and made the asmr not only hot but kino.

>>18593299
>>18593654
Please
No more cat ears. I'm so tired of everyone becoming cats.

>>18605277
>Please
>No more cat ears. I'm so tired of everyone becoming cats.

>>18586441
I mean it is hard to get certified when you just piss in a cup put ice in it, and have people drink that.

>>18606419
This is my interpretation as well

>>18607528
But they both took a sip of it...

>>18605849
I feel it cheapens the Holos that inherently have animal attributes, especially Okayu.

>>18589249
Her general location was found out very early on when an amber alert went off on stream. It's known within a couple hundred miles, or at least was.

>>18607916
Well then they could balance it out by giving Okayu an outfit where she doesn't have ears.

>>18607838
Yummy Gura pee.

>>18608089
Except Fauna was the one that left to make the drink. Did you even watch the video?

>>18608122
They already had a jar full of gura piss in the fridge.

GURA TASTE UOOOOHHH

>>18608122
They had it in the fridge to keep it cold. Gura said it was so easy a child could make it so clearly this was the first batch Gura made.

>>18608344
Why pour tea in her panties? She should drink it, and pee with a tea bag in her panties. Gura brewed is the best.