/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ina!

>>18855379
Anya Global?

>>18855468
Always

IRyS IS SO FUCKING HORNY TONIGHT HOLY SHIT!

rrat

>>18855546
>tonight

>>18855546
>shit

https://twitter.com/amanekanatach/status/1496006340065775618
3 more days, hymens

IRyS is a pure girl with only the most pure intentions.

>>18855546
>tonight

>>18855551
I hope you never leave us, rratposter.

IRyS is going to breed this poor man

I love this incredibly erratically erotic succubus!

My wife is the cutest

MOONA ENTERED THE 1M CLUB
AND THEN LEFT IT
BUT THEN SHE CAME BACK
NOW SHE LEFT AGAIN

Love Ame

become idoru

Another day rolls on by and provides us with lots and lots of kino streams to sit and enjoy. God bless Hololive and its talents.
>Songs released today
If you went put on your VR Headset and paid for the ticket, you'd have already seen this performance but for those of you who didn't, here's Subaru performing the incredibly fun song Fantastic Future, the OP of the anime called Henneko. It was the perfect song for Subaru to sing and the dance she brought along with it was great stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5djTDjlTNM
>Some highlights for today
First off, even though she was asleep we should all go give Moona a great big congratulations! She is the first HoloID member to reach the big One Million Subs! With all the hard work she put in, she deserves it and more. Well done Mooners!
Two whole Chloe streams to watch! That's two times you get to witness this cute orca be cute and adorable! Her first stream was a collab with Choco, basically the usual interview type stream Choco does with all kinds of people. Chloe surprisingly managed to keep up with Choco's advances and even strike back slightly. The second stream she had was a fairly long one, in which she became a mangaka, started off in her little room, creating all kinds of stories to sell until she hit the big one that would skyrocket her career to the moon. It was just as fun and you could see the gears turning in her head as she made decisions that lead to success. Great job Chloe!
常MOS came back again to tackle the seas once more with yet another Raft collab! When these four try to survive the harsh environment that is the ocean you can be sure that Towa and Subaru will get bullied and teased by Okayu while Mio dies from wheezing due to laughing too much. Always a good VOD to catch if you wanna see a comedy act in action.
Mori's rebroadcast of her Jojo Karaoke was today so hopefully you managed to catch it this time. She even provided insider commentary and joined in on bantering with herself, emulating some of the schizos who constantly samefag their own posts to make it seem like a conversation is happening.
Today was Luna's first time ever playing Powerwash Simulator...and that's exactly why she spent nearly nine hours power washing the shit out of everything she could, whether it be houses, park rides or golf cars. Draculuna was in peak form today and her stream was one of the comfiest ones in all of today.
FAUNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! She revealed her brand new mascot today! Everyone give a warm welcome to Nemu the Kirin who is definitely not bald despite how SPHERICAL and huge her goddamn head is. After the reveal, Fauna felt really energetic so she had another stream where she played Jump King...and failed miserably. But then she moved on to something she actually excels at in the form of Getting Over It and through sheer power and speed she got another PB! Fauna's just way too damn good at GOI now, it's scary.
With the power of her mind and drawing hand, Meimei has managed to defeat her Ipad's battery crisis to finish drawing the last five HoloEN members, making sure she didn't have to make a Part 3 stream! Aside from E.T. Sana the rest of them aren't as cursed as Hannibal Fauna and Jester Bae. Fairy Odd IRyS, Mori Joestar, Chickiara Little and WIIIIIIIIIIIIDE Gura are all impressive works of art and you guys can even go check out her stream right now for a live supachat reading where her cuteness and don dons will fill your heart with light...or darkness, whatever the demons feel like shoving inside of you at that time.
Other than Meimei, you can also enjoy IRyS dispensing law all across the lands, frisking all the suspicious people and finding shit like marijuana, hemp and goddamn NINJA STARS in Police Simulator. You could also sit around with Arura who's adventure into Breath of the Wild continues on, but only after he takes pictures of his shiny armor.
>Upcoming Big Streams
Okayu's Birthday Concert! The fat cat has proudly proclaimed that she's going to be performing ACTUAL dances in this stream and will also have nine whole guests appearing! If that doesn't give you excitement throughout your body then who knows what will. That's why you should set your alarm and get ready for the action!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epPYcIwJ5aQ
So many great streams happened today in quick succession, but which ones were the highlights of your day?

I love Mori!

Ok which meme song did Omega force Council to sing and autotune the shit out of for their half anniversary?

>>18855546
>holy

'melier

>>18855310
>When Joshu-kun tried watching at 2x speed, Koyori created 2 streams.
>The rest of 6th Generation broke their throats, Koyori broke her microphone.
>Koyori has to take care not to exceed 24 hours of streaming per day.
my sides

https://twitter.com/hakuikoyori/status/1496004192628244480

I've got from the past where Ame pegged Teamates. Protect your anus in the future, brothers.

>>18855551

We've learned something new about IRyS' intra-Hololive relations today:
Kronii is maybe the only one who is constantly being horrifically effected by IRyS' sex voice and keeps freaking out whenever she starts moaning a word for no reason, to the point where IRyS now associates doing that with Kronii.
Also what the FUCK WAS THAT MUMEI

A REAL HOOMAN BEAN

>>18855546
>HOLY
She's a Nephilim

>>18855591
>>18855593
THEN PLEASE DON'T CORRUPT HER

If you didn't watch Hololive before council you shouldn't exist

>>18855546
>IRyS

>>18855622
what are you still doing awake okayufriend?

If you pause your membership for a month or two, does that wipe your members icon back to 0? Does it reset your progress towards the next one?

>i dont know how to be a person

>>18855593
>sport shorts with stockings
muh

>>18855620
Stand by Me

Mumei always plant stupid ideas in my head

>>18855622
>God bless Hololive
Been feeling this a lot lately, Cover and holive aint perfect, but I'm glad hololive is the way it is

>>18855659
It's a counter not a streak.

Deadbeats…
https://www.twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1363827425835028481
https://www.twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1363827425835028481
https://www.twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1363827425835028481

>>18855588
She definitely sounds almost normal now. Those first few days were rough.

Mumei is like that irl too isn't she...

>>18855648
NOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18855551
w-wait, that's a rare misprint rrat!

>>18855674
Same desu

>>18855546
>IS

IRyS... I don't hear any voices.

>>18855644
Pink cat... good?

>>18855661
I needed to see Meimei finish the fight.

I just realized that I'm pretty sure femheimin/femin/feimin(?) like, actually don't exist.
That means any time an anon calls a heimin cute they're being gay.

>>18855659
I've left Kiara's and Gura's membership a couple of times, and it remembered how long I had been a member before

>IRyS trying to get an upskirt
JESAS SOMEONE BREED THIS BROAD

epic irys

Gura is ngmi chumbuds

Moom...

SHAWTY

NIGHTCORE MUMEI

>>18855682
>a fucking year

>>18855659
you keep your progress and icon. it just picks up from where you left off.

>>18855622
>whatever the demons feel like shoving inside of you at that time.
Fatcatfriend that's quite the description of Mumei's stream! Don't tell me you find her appealing?

>>18855754
She's a Gura shark though

>>18855690

>>18855622
>God bless Hololive and its talents.
Agreed, I've been happy ever since the day I met Hololive!

For a few seconds Mumei's scream sounded just like Gura

>>18855754
>salmon

Gura is so childy
my kiddy daughterwife is a literal infant

schizophrenia...

Mumei is amazing.

>Mumei fucks with her settings
>Accidentally creates the Cave Story theme
kek

>>18855682
shame calli doesn't even try to hide how much she hates kiara these days

>>18855620
Take on Me

>>18855778

>>18855622
Why are r*dditors so desperate for attention? Just fuck off.

>>18855621
Me too

>>18855639
>The rest of 6th Generation broke their throats, Koyori broke her microphone.
Nips can be pretty based sometimes

I...
I should've listened to that anon that keeps warning people not to mix IRyS and Mumei.
I'm horny and losing my sense of self at the same time. I don't like this anymore.

>>18855778
alright I had enough, I'm going to chum

>>18855774

Soon...

>>18855611
Just a reminder that I made this post about my perfect wife, Gura.

fried squid went crazy with the oil colors in this one

>I need those brownie points
what did she mean by this?

>>18855833
Oh nyo

Today's the day. Today's the day. Today's the day.

>>18855682
Fuck off Mori no one cares about your stupid twitter account.

>>18855826
>r*dditors
How new?

>>18855830
That's you wanting to leave your genes before you die. Leave those genes to me!

>>18855855
Look at that glowing smile!

>>18855840
Ame doko...

>>18855682
That actually hit my kokoro a bit, just because of what a wild year it's been for both of them. Are /we/ getting old anons?

why is she like this

>>18855830
You are becoming sex itself

>>18855879
Collecting me.

>>18855860
ok I lied I'm just starting

>>18855830
You get used to it after a while

>>18855620
It's Raining Men

>>18855682
rrats aside. It would be cute if they showed the bracelets together when they meet again

>>18855735
They don't. But I'm not convinced they care

>>18855917
Collect THIS.

moomer's drawing of fauna reminded me of something

>Ame goes away for a week
>Everyones' GoXLR breaks or malfunctions

My love is free...

>>18855874
Making more threadreaders for attention is cringe, go the fuck back.

>>18855949
LOOK AT HIM GO

>>18855936
>when
lol

>>18855830
embrace it

>>18855952
I also thought about this

>>18855952
>You know why I had to punish you earlier?

>>18855952
I was thinking of the exact same thing

oh, yeah, let's go

>>18855952
what an iconic little character

>>18855961
She can't keep getting away with this!
>>18855970

It’s okay if I’m selfish
After all, I’m special
Aw, you’re crying!
You’re so cute, I’ll gobble you right up

Love is absolutely not free

>>18855952
Green and retired

>>18855622
Let me taste your saliva, Ayamefriend

>>18855943
Oh god.
I'm going to have to protect my ass in the future.

>>18855967
Ayamefriend is great though

>>18855961
Gura has been set free from GoXLR hell

>>18855682

>>18855876
>Mumei's random bouts of insanity with IRyS' random bouts of horny
Oh my fucking God. I get it now.
When you mix their combined interactions, you produce a random mix of signals that creates the single strongest Suspension Bridge Effect in all of mankind. And the constant mixing of the girls and their erratic signal sendoffs mean that instead of calming down over the course of it, your brain starts to max out on the Effect, and turns your reproductive survival instincts to the absolute maximum, making you susecptable to literally anything anyone asks of you if it may further that goal.
That's why he didn't want it to mix, I think... It produces a perfect cocktail to create soldiers that have no fear of death itself and absolute obedience!! I HAVE TO WARN PEOPLE ABOUT T

my fatcat's birthday will be in 5 hours and 30 minutes!

>female hooman

>>18855830
It's okay, don't fight it

Meimei a cute!

I WANT TO FEED IRYS MY HOTDOG

IRyS really needs a hotdog, bros...

which holo is the most thirsty for dicking?

Your honest thoughts on Irys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBZzYN3aAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBZzYN3aAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjBZzYN3aAs
Ametori cute!!

>>18856091
CUTE!

It's a frankfurter in a bun with your choice of fixings. You can just make them yourself.

>>18856101
Sora

>>18855830
same but for Miko and Suisei

>>18856101
>>18856099

>>18856101
Rushia

https://youtu.be/nDlpPh6ytw0
shes back

>translating to german
Why did it default to german? Hooomans?

>>18855825
chumbuds are whores...

That song reminds me of thebest404pageever...

>>18856117
Suisei isn't THAT sexy

>>18856129

>>18856091
True!

>>18856101
Masturi but Lyger wont let her

>>18856039
get used to it, anons regularly think I'm a woman by my posts

>Have to see the state of the catalog for three seconds looking for the new global thread
Unsurprisingly the people from that other company are seething.

>>18856141
shit taste desu

>toy cuffs
she got her start early

>>18856091
yeah!

>>18856141
You might be gay

>>18856157
I get the same thing. Why does this happen to us?

>>18856160
Set this as a bookmark
https://boards.4channel.org/vt/#s=hololive+global

>>18855682
>>18856064
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Does mumei got that honky tonk badonkadonk?

>>18855861
oayo

i look away and hear
>toy handcuffs
what did i miss?

>>18856141
>not thrusting your penis into Miko's armpits while Suisei teases your balls with her gloved hands while giving you a rimjob

>>18856164
>>18856187
prove me wrong. Impossible.

>>18856149
The best part about this is that it doesn't snap it's mouth shut but rather lazily closes it

>>18856068
looks like we lost another one...

>>18856175
>>18856181

>>18855952
cute!

>>18856141
https://youtu.be/Qi1H7xL-xVo?t=8146
https://youtu.be/Qi1H7xL-xVo?t=8146
https://youtu.be/Qi1H7xL-xVo?t=8146
LIES

>>18856112
Yes!

spaciba

>>18856157
>>18856190
Stop posting like a woman if you don't want to be treated as one

>>18855898
everyday

>>18856149
that gator looks so fucking smug

>>18856149
Uh... Hoomans, I can explain...!

>>18856101
I'll be honest, Matsuri steadily became unsexy in my eyes over time. I can't properly explain it, maybe it's because of how she keeps being associated with piss and the overly degenerate image.

>>18856160
pls understand the nijisisters and cuckposters are spitroasting their thread

>>18856195
Is there a way to do like inclusive or with the catalog filter so I can see global and the one or two splits I frequent?

>>18856226
>miComet
Why is this pairing so good and why is there not more of it??

I miss Ina...

>>18856246
Why would you do this bro?

>>18855840
>>18855879
>>18855917
>>18855949
>>18856008

>>18856150
Yeah!

>>18856258
No clue

>>18856267
because its the purest form of love

>>18856149
nooooo

https://twitter.com/ayunda_risu/status/1496003452434264064
Risu wants your best memes to review!

>>18856157
>>18856190
Use more exclamation marks!!! and talk about sex!!! Also, make sure you do not talk about how cute you are.

>>18856157
>>18856190
Which one of you made fun of that female Cover employee for having a weak posture

>>18856267
one of the best
https://youtu.be/2xelVsuE6k0

Ina has not had a members stream in 2022. There has only been one members stream that was not a Blue Period watchalong since October. She's just been streaming less in general as well for awhile, and I get why, I really do. Shes had health issues for a bit, and she's focusing more on non-Holo stuff.
But I just don't know if I can keep up the emotional investment with her if we're getting nothing in return. She's never been the closest to takos, but it really does feel like she's distanced herself even more than she used to. I've loved her in my own way since the Color out of Space watchalong and I'm a 16 month tako, but I don't know anymore. It's schizo shit, but I feel like someone thats in a failing relationship where you can't connect with your partner anymore.
I don't know man. I'm not trying to bait, I'm just venting.

>>18856170
The cutest!

>>18856286
I had time to watch the vod of her live show today and enjoyed myself immensely

RATE THE MOOM
RATE THE DRAWINGS
CHOOSE YOUR FAVORITE

Classic Mumei ending

Big ups

>>18856246
I hear gator meat tastes a lot like chicken, actually

>>18856312
Well it wasn't me because I have no idea what you're talking about.

>>18856279
I blame the bony fuck behind me

Teamates can't be trusted, but neither can sea creatures. Especially Chumbud's allies

>I hate this job
IRyS hates being in Hololive

>>18856157
>>18856190
Kanata looks like a boy but is female. Couple that with how you people keep posting like femanons, yeah I won't blame the horny ones. Now come over here and suck my dick you sluts

>>18856347
proof?

I don't know why, but the way Mumei is with that gavel reminds me of the time that I went to Washington DC on a high school trip and just pretended to be a completely different person for the trip because I bought a pair of drumsticks at the Smithsonian, and literally nobody would know me enough to call me out on if I was lying about being a drummer. So I just kept drumming places while walking around on the tours because I thought that's what drummers do, and when we went on a big dinner event with a bunch of other schools from across the country I hung out with a bunch of girls who were interested because they thought I was a drummer, and I just lied so blatantly that I became stuck in some fucking weird zen state that made everyone go along with it.
I don't know if that makes sense but for some reason I felt literally compelled to write this when she hit the gavel a lot.

>>18856352
Fauna’s just too good

>>18856360
honestly, if you combine all the fanbases of MYTH into a cajun stew, it would probably taste pretty good

>>18856108
Ametori very sweet, like sugary candy peeps.

>>18856352
moom/10
except for Sana ET the drawings were suprisingly not cursed/10

>>18856360
It does. It's pretty much just chewier chicken

>>18856360
Let's be real here, what doesn't taste like chicken these days?

>>18856360
Want a taste?

>>18855682
I know shitposters are full of shit but I still do miss hearing them be close. Rrats be damned...

Mumei has a womb.

>>18856463
Yeah, With me inside.

>>18856418
Fake it till you make it, anon.

>>18856334
I blame Sana

>>18856239
>>18856306
>>18856370
I don't know what you're all talking about, I am extremely manly and cool in how I post.
You're all just blind.

>>18856463
That post is a lie, as is your image, there's no ass and that's a travesty

>>18856418
wait a minute... this isn't... or is it...?

>>18856463
Proof?

>>18856488
nobody does the ass shot...

>>18856312
how the fuck does >>18727593 have to do with it? is it not true?

>>18856204
oayo dogposter
im gettin excited
today's gonna be a good 10/10 type day with no tech issues

I pronounce HoloID as one word sort of like "android" or "polaroid" because it's funnier that way

>>18856439
>what doesn't taste like chicken these days
KFP chicken. That tastes like sweet and sour sauce and fear.

>>18856334
I disagree. I think she's extremely cute and often times she's even erotic. Allow me to explain this picture as well. I’ve numbered the most important parts of Ina, but please keep in mind that her entire being is extremely important. These are the… “Highlights”, if you will. Let’s begin:

1. Ina’s beautiful mouth. This part is for kissing, passionately and romantically so unless the priestess feels like being a little bit dirtier with it on any particular day. Her soft-spoken nature calls for equally soft and pillow-like lips. It would make one feel extremely unworthy just touching lips with hers. This is also the source of her sweet and gentle voice, always pleasant to listen to, always soothing the soul.

2. This is Ina’s flat chest. Each of us, as I’m sure, have specific preferences when it comes to the female body and what we would like to have for our own personal enjoyment of it. Ina’s flat chest is iconic, calling forth the most hardcore chest-appreciators. Big boobs, flat, in-between. Doesn’t matter, a girl’s soft chest, whatever size it may be, is designed to put your head in it, lick it, touch it and love it. The priestess’ chest is no different.
3. The priestess has amazing thin legs with soft skin. Her inner thighs are for the purposes of accidental seduction. This area is also designed for grabbing, kissing and licking. One would be wise to be playful with Ina’s thighs and her legs in general, which brings me to the next point.

4. Ina’s cute and petite feet. Carefully taken care of and soft to the touch, these are the object of your worship. It matters not if you like feet or not. You will like them, especially since they belong to the priestess. She holds power over you with these, and may order you to massage and worship them. If you’re lucky, she may even take her one sock off and let you touch that foot as well. Speaking of which, even I don’t know where her other sock is. It is but one of the mysteries surrounding our beloved priestess.

I hope you found this educational, and that it helped you gain a better understanding of Ina and why she is, in fact, very cute.

>>18855682
>Not porn
Why bait me like this

>>18856418
>sad moom image
>not about kissy """""gay""""" sex
wtf

>>18856418
do you wanna get married to two different women in two different towns some day

>>18856442
Sure. Come closer

>>18856418
thank you for the blog autistic hooman. you don't need to lie though. playing and going all into a roll is fun though also chu~

>>18856505
stop jinxing it or spics will come to steal your waifu

>investigators trying to force the dumb gator meme again

>>18855682
I'm starting to remember Kiara mentioning Mori being clingy and not wanting her to leave near the end.

>>18856488
>>18856494
>>18856477

>>18856246
No need to explain teamate... I know you loved the taste of the finer meat

>>18856334

>>18856544
my only issue is that they keep on posting crocodiles

>>18856334
>>18856511
dont care, didnt ask
>venting
SUUUUUUS SUUUUUUUUUUUS AMONGUS SUUUUUUUUS

>>18856552
UWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>18855952
who

I know most of you aren't watching irys but can you niggers stop being gay with each other?

How is IRyS still playing this kusoge?

>>18856552
Is impregnation with Mumei really so fast that she wouldn't notice until her belly ballooned?

Laplus is a child

>>18856597
Yes, almost as fast as Gura.

>>18856486
I can smell your tiny and delicate hands anon, you really need to work on your falseflagging as a man, add a bro or an equivalent like anon in your posts to make them more believable

>>18856592
It's sexually gratifying for her.

>>18856591
>Implying I'm not watching her
She just fucking phased through that car holy shit

>>18856486
gen4 fanbases are all rapebait

>>18856591
But I'm watching IRyS, that's why I'm so horny

>>18856418
This was an amazing post, thank you hooman.

>>18856626
What will you do to that anon then?

Fuck. I've always been an IRyS fan but I'm starting to realize I might actually be an IRyStobeat...

>>18856614

>>18856522
That sounds like a bad idea but I would like to do that yes it sounds quite fun but only if the marriage dates are on the same day and I have to hop between them like Archie Andrews

>>18856614
proof?

>>18855622
Go the fuck back, u/holonews

>police simulator
>can't shoot anyone
This game blows.

>>18856679

>>18856502
I just remembered that guy got called a woman for posting that, and then he replied with a sad Kanata image claiming he gets accused of being a woman constantly. Those anons reminded me of it.