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I love Ina!
GURA DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HOLOLIVE
>Saving the best for last
sleep hours for Gurapls andst
>Kiara says "Baelz"
Everyone shitposts about Mori but Gura has missed how many birthdays now?
Hey I remember this!
boom boom boomgeyRyS
>>19285720I want to eat churros with IRyS...
'melier
Where's Gura?
>>19285780Ollie for sure
Every time Gura jesus christ
kiwawa on the tewwy
I understand chicken but why can't you call gura. U PROMISED
Bae is unironically a time capsule of 2004 internet humor and I hate it
>spoilered because I watched kiara stream
>pauseLmao
Come on Gura you're literally always awake at this time. Lazy shark.
HUH HUH WHY GURA HATE BAE
Tell me when I can unmute
*casts a spell to
GURA IS HAVING SEX>GURA IS HAVING SEXGURA IS HAVING SEX>GURA IS HAVING SEX
Best friends at first xD.
muted
>gura and kiara couldnt make it>still sent in videosUNITY
Gura went out with someone. That's why she canceled today
>>19283230I KNEEL
>EN call ins already overThe fuck? Did she forget about her wife and best friend Irys?
>No Kiara call in>No Gura call inLazy whores, their having sex!
Why Gura is like this?
>>19285887Like, two?
>>19285920yeah, with me
I love Fauna!
Bae can't hear Kiara singing.>>19285871And you don't care to make good bait.
>>19285559after a half year of orange board i'm too lazy even reply on all this shitpost about Kiara, just report them and move on...
>>19285884rape herrape her until she gets rape sickness
Bae your audio reps.
>>19285897sucking my dick
this one
New Official EN Cliques:>Clique 1 (FAKMI): AmeMumei InaFaunaKronii>Clique 2 (Bone Bros & co):Mori GuraMumei KroniiFauna>Clique 3 (Guramei):GuraAmeMumei>Clique 4 (CHaD):MoriIRySBae>Clique 5 (MIB):MumeiIRySBae>Clique 6 (Cosmic Death Cult)MoriInaSana>Clique 7 (Sololive English -Myth-): Kiara
kiar.....
Risu should call in for her fellow rodent's birthday
KIWAWA TECHNICALLY IN THE TELLY
>baelz
>Pretending that she can't hear Kiara so she can skip herClever rat
She's butchering Kiara's video...
Kiara is going to get bae's channel copyright striked let's goooooooo
>technical difficulties on Kiara videoS-Sugoi..
>knew mumei was going to be next>new kiara and gura wouldn't callKneel to me, peasants
Sana will not call in
You are now realizing there's going to be a HoloID and Holostars call-in section
>>19283230Gura you bitch
I love Mori!
kind of cute but cringe
>>19285941go back frognigger
They should separate Gura from EN branch and make some global brand or something like gamers gen
Imagebros...we lost yet again...
>>19285939yeah, with me
Kiwawa cute
>The only EN myth girls who weren't invited to the off-collab are the ones who send a videoreally makes you think
>all this gura shitflinging
>>19285938Nigga she was the first to call
how the fuck is Gura busy at these hours?
>>19285896Ollie and Moona are 100% awake based on twitter. Not sure on Reine/Anya. Moona might not call since I don't think her and Bae have interacted?
Gura is getting mating pressed into oblivion so she can't call in
Kiara's asleep. What's Gura's excuse?
>>19285970
Gura has literally only called-in live thrice for the EN girls. Ame twice and Ina once.Yeah...
>Kiara does the disco bday version
>>19285973awdeeostawk
>>19285908Imagine not being able to appreciate literally the best era of the Internet
isn't this a copyrighted?
Gura hates birthdays
A video is one step above not calling at all when she can't be bothered to show up.
>>19285984Maybe a couple JPs?
Kiara is now based?
Kiara is being cringe
i watched kiara do this live!
>>19285887hlgg has always had a double standard for Mori. This is law.
>>19285912https://streamable.com/gbwfau
OLLIE WILL CALL
Towa will never call in
>>19285920WITH ME>WITH MEWITH ME>WITH ME
this is hilariousyour oshi aint that bad, kfp
>>19285988KIARA NOOOO
>>19286013she has covid
>>19285973that copyright ran out in like 2007 or 2011
>>19285938She was the first one to call in, bruh.
>>19285720that’s a really cute slightly intimidating coupon!!
>>19286013Asleep
>>19285887Gura has a valid excuse tho
That's cute
>>19286024No
>>19285908This except I love it
>>19286024no
WTF gura got isolated from the birthday party
I remember watching Kiara record this. It feels like it was just yesterday...I miss her...
GIGASTACY I KNEEL
this is nicekiara is cute
>>19286017She didn't call Mori?
>>19286038YES
>>19285955clique my fucking nuts retard
>>19285998uh... Mori
What is Gura busy doing at 12am?
>>19285968Clearly, Kiara does not watch streams nor does she talk to Bae all that much
>>19286005Can confirmt. Jay
this is sweet
>>19283230Get too it fatty
>>19285998Mori called in though
>>19286027>>19286030The duality of man
ME ME ME ME
>>19286013covid?
Hey, I think Kiara is pretty alright.
>>19285998reject thinkembrace empty
INB4 ME MEM E ME ME
>makes the stream about her singing
>>19286013She's dying from having shitty immune system with me
I KNEEL...
>>19286065No she missed Mori's
>>19286013She doesn't care
>>19286042I'm covid btw.
>>19286065Nope
>>19286030You're cringe
fuck I got spoilered by watching Kiara
>translating Happy Birthday to GermanKIARA I FUCKING KNEEL
leeching Bae's KRbrosB-B-B-BASED
Wait Kiara is actually cute?
>>19286065Mori does not stream during her waking hours so no
Gura doesn't want to congratulate fake birthdays. I KNEEL.
>>19286065Nope. Everyone joked about it being retribution for Mori forgetting Ame's birthday
>>19286017dare I say tr
>>19286024They lost the court case
>>19286013The coof you fucking retard
>>19286071Sleeping.
cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute cute
WAIT. KFP caht is active in the background. Did she do this on stream?
>>19285979Who?
>>19286002She's not she's probably playing Elden Ring or something.
muteki shogun will call in
>you work too hard
ME ME ME
kiara is so cute
>Kiara made a ska song before Ame dropped Ska SSS
>>19285938She was first to call in. You okay anon? Do the nurses at the dementia clinic know you're on the internet?
SEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXX
Cute high-effort bird.
>hit me up when you need meDamn thats fucking smooth
>>19286017So what you're saying is they should fuck
>no gura >againWhy is she like this?
>>19286132She did!
>You work too hardSHE'S JEALOUS SHE CAN'T KEEP UP WITH RAT
YOU ONLY EXIST OUT THERE BECAUSE OF ME
me me me me me
>no i dontI respect this rat
>Ame and Mumei are super busy traveling >Still called in What’s Gura doing, Chumkeks?
>>19286013Mold
another certified classic
>>19286053No retard. She has been recovered from Covid for over a week now. Like 10 days
Call ME ME ME
>>19285989Literally the entire Kiara experience.
my wife will be on the screen soon
That was fucking great, I wish I was Kiara's friend
>>19285959She's not awake yet but I trust that she would somehow despite all odds and realistic expectations dictating otherwise
that was really fucking cute from kiawawa
>>19286004bae did say some people are coming that she's never talked to before
See, what I like about Hololive is.... that at the end of the day.... it's really about FAMILY
WTF kiara...
At least the Kiara segment was short
Gura's bithday video is going to be half-ass lmao
>>19286002>>19286013She's not in Hololive mode, please understand
Gura...
Kiara please call Bae "Bae". Calling her Baelz feels way too formal. Or invent your own nickname like DER REDDENMAUSEN
>>19286004I think Bae called into Moona's totsu
AM CHEESE
this fucking kusogaki
am cheese
Gooda cheese...
>>19285998Mori...IRyS...Sana...
Why is Gura like this.
AME CHEESE
HOLY KEK GURA I KNEEL
kek gura
Gura what the fuck....
SOUL
Gura what the fuck
What the fuck am I seeing
Gura, what the FUCK
Enter Gouda!
gura what the fuck
GURACHEESE
>>19286065Last year? Nope. Only Ame and Ina called in live for Mori last year
gura...
>>19286130based
LE CREATIVISHARK
GURA CHEESE
what the fuck gura kek
lmao
I LOVE GURA SO FUCKING MUCH
>>19286128>>19286042>>19286085>>19286099>>19286164She said she's better now
NOT LIKE THISMY OSHI IS A FUCKING CHILD
WHAT THE FUCK
SHE TURNED INTO A FUCKING CHEESEFUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN
>>19286179?
>>19286013we will never know
>>19286174That's nice. I like when Reine did that for Ame
GAWRGONZOLA
Gura cheese
Gouda...
I LOVE MY SHARK WIFE
Gura.............
>am cheese
GURA I KNEEL
wtf goomba...
KEK
Enter shark cheese
>>19286062Has it really been 12 years?!
Gura should do more shitposting clips like these dammit.like she used to
CHEESED TO MEET YOU
GURA IS A SWISS?
I am cheesed to meet you
I'm scared.
th-thanks gouda
the big cheese as they say
God I fucking hate Kiara
She turned herself into a cheese, funniest shit I ever seen
HEY APPLE HEYKNIFE
Goomba what the fuck
>Stealing Bae's Korean gachisNot bad Kiara. Not bad.
This is better than her actual rig.
>>19286132Yes, I'm in it!
HOLOLOVE
Gawr Gouda..
Umm, cheesed to meet you?
GURA MOGGING
Is Gura on painkillers?
jesus gura i'm running out of oxygen
>>19286247This but unironically
OK I kneel, Gura
gawr gouda
gouda....
>>19286270Gura is so cheesy
THANKS GOUDA
>>19286301Mating press
GAWR GUDA
>>19286288t. KFP
this feels like some fucking peak shit that Korone would do
>>19286200ironic weeb
Oh my fucking god
Gawr Gouda
I KNEEL
Oh god she's retarded, I love it
Cheesed to meet you?
So does Gooruh want Bae to eat her?
GAWR GOUDA IS A THINGI REPEATGAWR GOUDA IS A THING
Gawr Gouda...
>>19286212>>19286213>>19286214whatthefuckmind....
>>19286301YOUR HONOR, RAPE
>>19286129Lol. She doesn't go to bed until like 6 or 7am. She stayed up to watch JP streams the other day. Gura's wide awake hours are 12am est to 6am est
>>19286301mating press
>>19286179HOW DID YOU KNOW???!?!
I fucking love my oshi.
G O A TOAT
you can really see how fucked her eyes are like this
KINO
ginoutrmos cheeura
this can't brie....
>oh it's Gura btw??? This is clearly a wedge of swiss cheese?
KIARA'S BIRTHDAY VIDEO MOGGEDKIARA'S BIRTHDAY VIDEO MOGGEDKIARA'S BIRTHDAY VIDEO MOGGEDKIARA'S BIRTHDAY VIDEO MOGGED
COVID ROBBED HER OF HER LAST REMAINING BRAINCELLS WHAT AM I WATCHING
I honestly, seriously, literally love Gawr Gura
Gooda
GURA WINS AGAIN KNEEL
I love my shark daughter
What the fuck is wrong with this girl
GURA.... MY KNEES...
My oshi is so cheesy
>>19286128>well enough to perform for several hours>can't call your friend on her special day for a few minutesfuck off
why are guras prerecorded birthday videos about food
>>19286179Literally everything she does is half assed
kiara mogged
Gouda cute
And then she turned herself into a cheese, funniest shit I've ever seen
I'm fucking dying
GOODA
cringe
gouda...
>>19285998Gura has covid and Kiara is in europe, its fucking 6 am for her what do you expect?
This is so fucking cheesy
>>19286307YOU GOTTA KEEP BREATHINGGET THAT OXYGEN TO YOUR MUSCLES
BAESED.
bae is fucking dying this is incredible
gouda sounds high!
Why is this so funny. God damnit it Gura
I KNEEL GURA
goomba still high on the painkiller/edibles
Gouda's so beautiful
>Gawr Gouda is canon now
im laughing so ahrd im cryionngGura what the fuck lmao
she has such a fucking talent i swear
Is this what they call the "gura factor"?
man you can really tell how fucked up gura's eyes are when they are superimposed on a big slice of cheese
>>19286349This is the opposite of half-assed
>ES ELLA
Gura I kneel
IT'S GWAR GOUDA
Gawr Gouda sent a video, what is Gura's excuse?
>>19286278Swiss cheese don't actually have holes in them. It's a fucking meme you pleb
a rhombus
>>19286073I still don't get why Kiara calling her "Baelz" instead of "Bae" gets you retards so worked up. But the two rrats I've seen to explain that is that Kiara thinks the word "Bae" is cringe, or it reminds her of Veibae.
>>19286301KEK
GURA CUTE
>>19286296>>19286157Dammit was this just after Pokemon? I fell asleep.
>>19286073She usually calls her “Bae” to her face or with others but prefers to call her “Baelz” just like some girls like to call Ame “Watson”.
>Mori thought of Gura when talking about gouda cheese>
gooruh...
>>19286365she clearly says its Gouda
>>19286235shut up
Good god she's absolutely smashed
Kiara’s video fucking MOGGED
Gura the GOAT
Cheesed to meet you.
>Gura is unironically behind some of the distorted Gura images posted here.
kiara mogged AGAIN
Its a shame Gura doesn't make shitpost videos anymore
gawr gouda.......
I-is she a Gawrgonzola?
This is so fucking dumb I LOVE IT
>>19286270Bae looks so fucking done with this bullshit
>>19286302Why does Gura's whole existence feel increasingly more like a Needy Streamer Overdose playthrough with each passing month.
WHY IS MY OSHI LIKE THIS GOOD LORD
https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1498165591873826816https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1498165591873826816https://twitter.com/natsuiromatsuri/status/1498165591873826816
that's my oshi
>OH it's Gura btw
>It even has the crooked eyesKINO
Gura showing she's the best she got 2 full video plays. Feeling salty?
>>19286410Well they're also on different axes
>Ame Bee didn't call inFucking bitch
>it's Gura btwdid she reach Aqua level now?
GOUDA CALLED IN BUT GURA COULDN'T? SHE DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HOLOLIVE
>first birthday>not even 20klol
It's me GOAT Gouda guhaha
>She's so cute and funny.BAE!?!?!
Kiara seethe(world)
>not gawr goudayou had one chance
>>19286418this m'fer a cheese autist BRRRUUUUUUHH
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1498163881897652236https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1498163881897652236https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1498163881897652236https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1498163881897652236
>didn't make it in>was bae's favoriteKNEEL
>>19286365That’s clearly gouda
Chumkeks, THIS is your oshi?
>>19286448I don't get why she doesn't, honestly. She would absolutely dominate TikTok
>>19286463YEAAAH
hoyl fuck kaira's video is so soulless compared to gura'sI FUCKING KNEEL TO GURA
Why did Ina/Ame/Fauna/Mumei/Kronii could call in but not Gura?Don't give me the lame kung flu excuse.
MY oshi by the way
>>19286466*Gouda
My sides got so cheesy it melted
That was Gura? I had no fucking idea.
>>19286463MY OSHI WILL CALL IN
>>19286463holy BASED
That was fucking amazingI don't blame her for not calling in
Gura is so cute I can't stay mad at her. She gets a pass for not calling in.
>>19286128It’s a fucking phone call.
>>19286422GawrGonzola > Gawr Gouda>>19286428she prefers to call her "YOU LITTLE SHIT"
>>19286380She made a video just for Bae. Are you happy now?
>>19286463UH OH
>>19286492It's only natural to love unity
>>19286463>festivalFUCK! HIDE THE HOMOS
>>19286508t. kfp
>>19286463UNITY WHORE
>>19286433It's no lie that they share the same brainwave.
>>19286384>>19286367Kiara just keeps losing...
>>19286418Emmenthaler does have holes...
>>19285998I like the part where this shitpost is vaguely different from the last 75 shitposts about this.
>>19286474
>no Roberusouless
Based Gura returning to synchro-vox, the strongest form of animation
>>19286166The excuse is that she is cute.
>>19286458I'll member her when she hits mental darkness 100
>>19286463BAESED
>>19286416It's been a year and a half since that image was made, and today, Febuary 27th, 2022, the prophecy of Gawr Gouda was fulfilled.
>>19286463Based last menhera
I WILL cum all over Bae's merch
>>19286463>Matsuri just saw Gura's autism
Once again my oshi nails it!
Man Bae didn’t even give a shot about Kiara’s video kek
ROBERU.................................
>>19286423It’s been gay to use Bae since Beyoncé
damn you dramafags got quiet pretty fast
wait everyone called?
>>19286463Of all people I wouldnt have expected Festival
Did Brrats do anything special for her not birthday?
>>19286423It is clear that their interaction is non-existent. Even some JPs know to reference as Bae.
>>19286493I hate to say it, but...
>>19286492Based
>>19286527And this is how this brat always gets away with it!
>>19286511She couldn't do the cheese bit live
>>19286013She's probably doing her volunteer job
>>19286492Blessed unity kirin
>>19286463based festival
>>19286433
>>19286463Matsuri is based????
>>19286288You wasted that schtick on the last two threads, come up with a new one.
If there is more GFE roleplay in the birthday merch pack I will post a picture of my cat
>>19286190As much as it would be hilarious to watch her yell that everytime she wants to refer to Bae, it seems like “Baelz” is her decided nickname for her.
>>19286463Oh no oh no oh no. Prepare yourself anons
>>19286253Fuck I remember that she entered less than a minute after I posted I'd member anyone else calling in, assuming there was no chance anyone else was around to call
>merch
>>19286463https://twitter.com/YAPPY7216/status/1498165652305358848?s=20&t=Xjzaxt0eBuG-aOBQaygbfQ>OllyJOPchama...
HITOMI CHRIS WILL NOT CALL IN.
annoying rratUnsubcribed
You know remember Annoying Orange is the proto-Vtuber.
>>19286500you're goddamn right.
NO WAY BIRTHDAY MERCH? I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT AT ALL!
>>19286511She want to be a piece of cheese
>>19286463Ok Matsuri. I'll watch your next Apex stream
>>19286566Nenechi...
>>19286578First segment is the EN branch
I always wondered why only Ina seemed interested in designing merch
>>19286463>Matsuri was watching the stream and saw the number #1 Hololive Vtuber "Gawr Gura" superimpose her face on a piece of cheese
gura's was the best
Acrylic stands incoming!
boomgey
>>19286463rushia would never
>>19286463can't wait for her to pressure Bae hard
man this stream is a great stream to start watching holos again since there will be a lot of them calling, huh?i wonder if any of the IDs or the JPs will call ini'd love to see Ollie and Rushia
>chumkek already on damage controlyou can't make this shit up
>>19286474bZzz....
Bae is the worst abuser of the GoXLR effects
>Kiara still calls her BaelzTHEY ARE NOT
>>19286508Why are Kairatomos like this?
>>19286481>21st birthday>not even 2
>his oshi isn’t a cheesetuber Plebs
Official daki or she's failed as a holorodent
>announces right after gura's partsmort>it's just merchwhy...
These goods suck.
OH FUCK BAE NETTED THIGHS ON DISPLAY
>>19286578Yes. I'm a bit surprised she didn't get other call from IN or JP, unless it's past this reveal. Snapback cap looking fly
>>19286531You don't know how exhausted/tired that shit can make you. What's wrong with letting Gura rest?
>>19286582/rrat did something on twitter i think
If that’s the kind of effort Kiara puts into her birthday wishes no wonder the girls don’t like her
>SnapbackNeat
WILL RUSHIA CALL IN
wow i love cups and shit
>Snapback>coffee mugbut of course
Gura's rigger really knocked it out of the park with this cheese rigging...
Oh those are nice
okay this merch is sick
>>19286433>ame calls her gouda
Good merch
NOICE HAT
>>19286613phonechama what the fuck is this
>>19286582They did a tribute collection. She uh... she didn't take it well.
>>19286176FUCK OFF VIN DIESEL
mika makes the best holo illustrations
BRUH
>snapback
BAE finally got an offical snapback cap holy shit
Finally, some good fucking merch. Retarded Cover mannies, take notes you idiots
>>19286582well i just found thishttps://youtu.be/iZAEgFN00zw
BOOM BOOMOOMBOOM
>>19286463wtf it's not ohapol batman...
>>19286566Astel...
>fishnetsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
>>19286664>he doesn't want a flatbill cap with a giant wedge of cheese on it
Bae's merch looks really good.
that's a nice mat
bye
>bruh snapback
>SnapbackI'm now a brratlliteI love HoloAussie bros...
>>19286617CHRIS HATE
Why hasn't Mori sold her hat as merch yet?
>>19286651based buzz poster
THE YANKEE WITH NO BRIMTHE BRRAT WITH NO RIM(JOB)
>thigh mousepadAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Bruh capneed an edit of that one
>art not done by Sanaso uuhhh....what is Sana doing for hololive?
>that rubber matOh shit might be the first piece of holo merch I buy and I'm not even a huge rrat fan
That's a really cool art. Might get the rubber mat
>rubber matIs she saying she wants to be stepped on?
>>19286649damage control implies damageunless you're implying they care about your brain
>>19286657cope
>BRUH snapbackholy shitgonna cum all over the mat btw
Eh, that's an easy pass. I like you, Bae, but only my oshi can sell me standard run of the mill merch like that.
Anyone else feel like sucking on rrats fat titties?
Those look pretty good actually, I wasn't expecting to want to buy her merch but I might
Pretty good merch actually
>>19286582I checked /rrat/ and they sent her a recording of anons singing hakotaro.
>>19286647i need astel to push in festival's menhera shit, like that one apex collab
Not bad on the Merch for Bae
>No SEX tier daki coverWhyI would buy it and Baelz isn't even my oshi
I mean, as far as first birthday merch, that's not too bad. A mug and a hat is better than a keychain and acrylic stand.
>>19286566Noeru....
>>19286586And NTA but Kiara has called her Bae plenty of times before.
>250ml "mug"what's the point>fishnetsPikamama I KNEEL
>>19286689Like cum tributes?
fucking domino's pizza looking ass hat
>>19286649baffling post
>Boom Boom mat>Bruh snapback cap>Brat keychainAll of these sounds like stuff targeted towards kids kek
Nothing really stands out
>>19286662wait, is there an official peko?
>>19286448>>19286504Because the last time she did trannies used it to dog whistle
Bae's momma has the coolest artstyle
>>19286688
>>19286426Yeah, it was the very tail-end of the superchat reading. Starts at like 08:30:00 or so in the VOD.
Isn't Bae the holo who has an extensive snapback collection?
>>19286728Trust the process
>>19286715Does anyone else offer a mug?
>BAD RAT
>>19286728Those one hour chibi sketches they used for the 6 month merch.
>>19286691You mean Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
I want that fucking rat mat and she's not even my oshi what the fuck
God I love Mika Pikazo's artstyle
>>19286723UOOOOOOHHHHHToTYANKEE WITH NO BRIM
>Gura is cute and ....
>>19286700La creatividad...
Pass
>>19286508Stop replying to yourself KFP.
Rubber mat, bruh cap, keychain, mug and voicepack. That' a lot of stuff for a birthday. Rubbermat design looks good. Other stuff is what you'd expect.
>>19286728Who?
Why is mikan obsessed with spray cans?
>>19286757Dakis suck honestly.
An Official BRUH Snapback Cap™? Count me in!
>>19286610baelz is supposed to be her actual name, bae is the nickname
>>19286662Alright well this is of satisfactory quality despite the lack of daki, she passes
>>19286800's cool.
>>19286747yeah, they banter like siblings
I want that keychain
>>19286799I said who I meant
>neon party chaos
>>19286771
that's a fucking cool Mat
>>19286757How come Mori is the only EN that had the courage to release a daki when she always avoid being lewd?
Thank God I've actually been looking for a new mousepad.
>>19286689>>19286768like the one for Ayamefriend?
The Mika Pikazo art is the only saving grace from this merch. It's pretty fucking shit otherwise.
>>19286723>>19286806THE YANKEE WITH NO BRUH
Not even a rrat and that matt looks great.Very Jet Set Radio vibes.
Why was Bae so disinterested during Kiara’s video? Kiara tried very hard to write those lyrics quickly on stream…
>>19286800rrat mmat
>>19286727width too small. needs to be at least 5meters
>>19286770What did you say Anon!?
That rubber mat is a mousepad, right?
>>19286825Jet Set Radio
>>19286781yes, that is correct.
The mat is very nice. Impressive desu
Yeah, me
>>19286854??but that's a rratpad
>gomu no matto >laughs
>>19286800Same, I’ve never bought bday merch from anybody other than my oshi but these are so fucking good
>>19286853money
>>19286776>trannies used it to dog whistle???
IRyS wanted to make a desk/mousepad thing. I guess she won't now.
>>19286785Didn't Ame do that?
>>19286874yea
>>19286783Once Sana gets of IR she'll be dropping 40 points per game
Yo this hat actually
>A hat that says BRUHIt's literally a shitpost made real
>>19286830Kiara is a contrarian. She prefers the other.
>>19286846it's a joke about that one anon that thought that the rock and vin diesel is the same person
I really like the hat, although I don't know when I would wear it
holy fuck I will get bullied if I wear that BRUH hat outside
>rrat gets a snapback before notable wigger calliope mori
That hat is actually dope
ESL herem a snapback is just a hat?
>no official Hakos Baelz dice to hang from your rear-view mirror
>it literally says bruhkek
I NEED THAT CAP AHHHHHH
Bae is a chigger?
MORI MOGGED
>>19286874*ratpad
>A snapbackbruhruh
>>19286864??? Bae danced along to the video
>>19286728Yostar will stage a Hololive resurgence in china, trust the plan
Who would wear that shit in public?
>>19286770Ah.The pepeloni.
looks like ass
No one looks good in snapbacks btw
>>19286910Anon? ANOOOOOOONNNN
>actual "BRUH" written on it
>it says 'bruh'Man, it doesn't look too bad except for that.
I'd instantly fucking hate anyone I saw wearing this hat IRL
bruh
i would unironically wear that shit in public
>bruh on the rim
This is the best merch since Ina's oversized takodachi.
I want to sex the rrat while she is wearing nothing but a snapback
>>19286920gotta save some of the merch ideas for next birthday
>>19286864You can stop posting now, Kiara isn't on the stream anymore. Also why do you niggers overuse "..." it's in practically every single one of these types of posts.
is her fanbase all 13 year old boys? whos going to wear this hat?
>>19286790https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSEO3S6T7kM
Bruh
>>19286785mr. koro
>>19286776what
>Hat too small for my melon headBruh...
>>19286785Ame's birthday merch this year was one of those heat reactive mugs
>>19286715This looks so zoomer it hurts. But if the Brrats like it more power to them.
I want a picture of yagoo showcasing this hat.
...I want the BRUH hat
Holy 2000late bruh!!!
No Bae I cannot imagine that
>>19286876God that's so hot
Mori seething
Ayy I'm dying here
>already bought some hololive rubber mat>dont even remember what it was since shipping takes so long
haha bruh XD
I like it. >look up to flash BRUH
2021>Ame: Gura called in>Ina: Gura called in>Mori: Gura did not call>Kiara: lmao>Gura: Mori, Ame, Ina all called in2022>Ame:Gura called in>Bae:Gura sent a video
>>19286774She had one with her 2021 birthday iirc. That said, both Risu and Pekora didn't have a daki on their first birthday so Bae is forgiven
>>19286911I was the guy that he responded to, what a cute retard.
I don't even watch bae as much as other holos but the bruh hat is tempting ngl
>>19286916No you won't, its drip.You just have to go full streetwear and nobody will question it.>>19286920fun fact thats something cops can use to pull you over.
>>19286817Stop replying to yourself blaming KFP
Bae got some good merch
>>19286927>Not fittedBruh...
I can't believe Bae would flash her bras. What a fucking slutty rat.
>>19286617Confirmed. Graduation when?
>>19286965bruh moomento
>extra focus on the legsbless Mika-mama
>>19286934Me.
>>19286955Not him, but why do you hate ellipses?
Best EN birthday merch?http://poal.me/mi1y59http://poal.me/mi1y59http://poal.me/mi1y59
>>19286920They're illegal in my state :(
Man Bae drippin fr fr
>the bruh cap is in the artholy shit nice touch
It's almost COLDSTEEL THE HEDGEHEG tier
Not going to wear a snapback but I think it's creative and fairly stealthy
https://streamable.com/3pxjoqhttps://streamable.com/3pxjoqhttps://streamable.com/3pxjoqhttps://streamable.com/3pxjoq
I really love Bae's design. Mika's great at what she does
>Hꓵꓤꓭhuh? what did she mean by this?
THAT HAT BE BUSSIN' FR FR
no cap fr fr
>>19286919Yes, but it snaps in the back
are they allowed to have consumables as merch?Since coffee is part of her schtick now, I wouldn't mind some Hakos Baens
>>19286955Anon...
>>19286919a type of hat yes>bruh hat in the artmatnaruhodo
>>19286901Yes! And the picture changes depending on the temperature of the liquid.
I love Gura so much
>BRUH capI'd rather wear anime t-shirt
sorry brrats, that hat fucking sucks
>>19286771Nigga do you know how many anons in here are under the age of 18?
>>19286800what do you even do with these large rubber mats? mousepad? shit would get dirty... card games? yugioh?
Are Baes thighs canonically that thick....? They look massive on that rubber mat
>>19286990yes are you seething
>>192869201st year anniversary. You can pump your Journey by IRyS cassette
>yagoo not modeling and wearing the capnot buying it
I'd instantly hate fuck anyone I saw wearing this hat IRL
>bruh hatlooks subtle enough to wear
I live in NY. The hat is certified drip. The council has decreed it so.
>>19286785Mug is bare bones shit that they all do when they run out of ideas
>>19287068
>>19287071MTG but yea
I've been wanting a new mouse(rat)pad, might pick it up depending on shipping costs and Bae isn't my oshi.
>one size fits all (55-60cm)Figures, those fucking things never fit me. My head is like 64cm.
I really want to buy her merch but I don't think I can possibly wear that hat... Maybe I'll give it to my sister..
>>19286771Uoooooooh
>>19286990I'll make it more simple for you:>Stream between 2PM EST and 10PM ESTGura called>Stream at any other timeGura didn't call
>>19286853>avoids being lewdDo- Do you even watch Mori? She has issues with being sexualized but she has absolutely 0 qualms with selling out from time to time.
>>19287057>are they allowed to have consumables as merch?yes, a fair few JPs have had wine/sake
>>19286955......
>>19286930>>19286955Why'd you have to reply to him? I was actually enjoying how everyone was talking about the stream and no one was responding to his dumb baits
>>19287023yeah but you're a canadian dyke
>>19287065No your hat sucks
Bae dresses like Mori doesn't she..
>>19287057rrat Kopi Luwak
You're never getting 3D lol
Any swagapinos buying the hat?
>>19287068ToT bratty anons
I still hate myself for not getting the best holo merch
Bae can't breakdance. May only do the worm.
I like big mugs
A snapback... why are they do adverse to just making a hoodie or something that I could just wear at home?
>>19287099
Why did Bae have to make "bruh" her catchphrase..
ONE FUCKING LITER???
>mugThat's a cup
Mika really likes that pose
This shit is going to be expensive
>>19287125nah bae dresses sluttier
A 1.25L mug. Jesus christ.
I want that mug
>1.25 liter mugbruh
>>19286920>Bae dice>Fauna pine fresh>moom feathers>kronii clock>sana hair ballsthey can do so much with rearviewmirror ornaments
>1L mugokay that's actually a based merch
>>19287131Don't palm civets EAT rats?
1.25L jesus christ
HOLY FUCK 1.24 LITERS
>1L capacitywtf, that's 3 soda cans
This rrat is gonna get a heart attack
t-that's a lot of coffee....
The reason for why Gura didn't call and instead made a video is that she has a job outside of Hololive, and due to her getting Covid she needs to make up for the lost time
>1Lis gonna break on the delivery isnt it
Big mugs are the only useful ones.
that's a big mug
>1.25L mugThat's half a gallon holy fuck
Damn I was going to dismiss the mug instantly since it wasn't going to be large enough but wow.
Fuck I could use a mug that size
>>19287139>>19287121that's a real hat, that fat fuck bibi is amazing
Holy shit, Im gonna actually buy that one
>>19287131no
>>19287125Most definitely. Makes sense why they like each other.
>1.25L mugWhat the fuck? That's enormous!
>>19286958Isn't Bad Rats programmed to actually validate the textbook definition of insanity by having slightly randomized results?
That's a fucking bowl
>1.25 L mugJesus
>1.25 litre mugwhat the FUCK
>>19287114Anon I hope you do know that the retard is also replying to himself. How have you not noticed replies to some of his shitposts being nearly exactly a minute apart?
>>19287103Get over yourself, gosh.
A COMICALLY LARGE MUG
>1.25 LWTF
>1.25LHoly shit.
>1.25 Liter muge-excuse me?
Bae wtf
BAE'S GONNA DIE OF CAFFIENE OVERDOSE BROS LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>19287105finally one of you guys actually realised timezones exist
>1Lwtf
on the one hand it's merch that's pretty low key and not super animeon the other hand the bruhevens i get the hat, odds i dont
>>19287022NTA, but sometimes you guys use them in places that they shouldn't be
>I can now kidnap a random Asian Aussie girl with the Bruh cap and pretend she's BaeBooking a flight right now.
>>19286911>>19286997Please stop reminding me of how retarded I am
>>19286617I hate that bitch!
that mug is gonna fuckin break before it gets to me and i'm gonna be so mad
>1.25Lthat shit is basically a toilet
BAESD hiring this artist
>>19287158It's a fucking big cup
That's just a bowl with a handle
I cant wait for the threads of anons showing their broken mugs arriving on the mail
That's 42 fucking ounces what the FUCK Bae??
Oh sweet a Bae swimming pool!
holy shit Bae, I fucking KNEEL
Gura didn't call in specifically so that she could make this video instead.
jesas. that's enough caffine to kill you
Idk what a liter is
To-MA-TO!
Ok I'm buying two of those mugs.
>>19287178She probably just saw that a video was an option instead and thought it would be funnier/more memorable
Alright this merch went from boring to BASED
>>19286767>>19286767>>19286767I am grudgeposting you about the mug faggot, kneel.
How big is 1.25 liters
>>19287125She dresses like a kpop star. Just google something like "kpop street girl"
Ok I'm absolutely getting this mug.
That's a bowl Bae
>>19287256kek
you can fucking murder a guy with a mug that big jesas
>>19287150AAAAHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE
I'm gonna make it a cum mug.
>Bae drinks over a liter of coffee every dayHer bowels must be spotless with how much she shits every day
My fucking water jug is only 1L and it's huge. Bae, what the fuck, did you design this just to replace the pot in the cofee machine?
>porcelainIt's gonna break at delivery.
>>19287250Don't jinx my Ame mug
>>19287256Remember Net Neutrality?
Actually Based.Holy shit
>>19287125>>19287191She already said how she dresses, you fucking threadreaders
>ONE FUCKING ND THREE LITERS Is cover being retarded with the conversion units?
>1.25 L mugCompletely unrelated question: what do you think is the volume of Bae's bladder?
>1.25LNigga that's bigger than a bowl
>>19287267S-shut up
THAT'S NOT A MUG!
For you Ameridumbs, its around 5 cups.
that fucking mug will come in pieces if i buy it
>>19287264two bottles of coke
This is the best holoen merch so far. Hope my oshi is taking notes
>>19286990what happened in kiara's birthday in 2021
>>1928727044 ounces
>>19287250They can just use hot glue to put the ceramic back together.
>>19287250What did this happen with again? Haachama’s plate? Or was that Aki?
>>192872701/3 gallon
>>19287256Sigma male
>>19287256What is this dude doing nowadays?
>>19287301>My fucking water jug is only 1L and it's hugeare you a dwarf?
>>19287264it's around 3 soccer fields
>>19287312Prime rape material, nice...
>>19287258i'm convinced she's the smartest holo pretending to be the dumbest holo
>>19287250Peko sake...
>1l>porcelainpls dont break on deliverypls dont break on deliverypls dont break on deliverypls dont break on delivery
>>19287150SOVL
>>19287290Now you understand why she's the anal idol of holoEN
>>19287222Gura was awake at this hour 2 days in a row though...
Thoughts?
>>19287264Half a big bottle of soda.
>>192872705 ballsacks worth of cum
>>19287270It's about 1250 milliliters
>>19287256>that picunfathomably based
nut making another cup would keep the drink warm bae..
>>19287327its clearly 1 cup
>>19287327fuck you I know what a liter is
>>192873200.25 L
B R U H
>approximately 1.25L capacity
>>19287125This is one take of Bae's fashion, just swap the heels.
>>19287150SOUL
>>19287267even Sana Called
>>19287312>Watching a stream with M*ri in itno thanks
>>19287336Everyone was there
>>19287312Bae is an asian baby girlFucking ruined...
>>1928726433.8 oz
>>19287225funds are safu
>>192872641000 mililiters
Bruh she's still shilling merch?
>>19287353my fucking sides
https://www.target.com/p/gold-peak-sweetened-black-iced-tea-drink-52-fl-oz/-/A-13186053That mug can almost fit all of this
>>19287264Even in America some drinks are sold in liter bottles. If not 1L then 2L.
It's this size?
Ah yes, the coffee mug that's finally large enough so I don't have to just bring the whole pot to my desk yes>>19287270this
>>19287312Like a chigger whore, disgusting...
>>19287396it's the fucking least she can do when she doesn't stream and barely posts on twitter.
>DICEUNO
>>19287250Oh shit the myth anniversary cups
>1.25 liter mug>a BRUH hatFucking nice, happy for brrats
>>19287312This picture is false. She said CROP TOP not TUBE TOP. Don't fucking exaggerate things
>dicefucking doxxbeats
>Ordered Kiara's merch>it arrived 7 months late and incomplete to bootSorry rat, I refuse to order merch anymore.
>>19287264About 200 milligallons
>>19287345He works in private equity, but apparently he was in charge of the FCC until last year
What will you do to Mr. Squeaks on that keychain?
>keychain is exclusive to the whole setFUCKi dont want the stupid hat...
>>19287312>no snapback>not AsianI present an alternative.
I need a Holo to make a magic color-changing mug. She's wearing her usual outfit but when it heats up, the outfit changes to lingerie. Or nudes.
>>19287363She probably would have graduated without that one saviorfag. I will not grant them any further leniency.
>>19287348I mean, it's not unreasonably huge, but it's bigger than any other cup in my house, and my hands only cover about 190 degrees of it while holding it.The idea of this mug being even bigger is amusing.
These are some nice ass merch though
>>19287267considering Bae played it twice I'd say it worked
Reminder that Omega草 did NOT call in to Bae's birthday stream
WHY ARE DOXXBEATS LIKE THIS
>>19287351The original Lex Luthor.
>>19287396yeah and Sana isn't funny nor memorable
>>19287398Didn’t you get the memo?Mori is back in favor and we’re back to shitting on Kiara.
>>19287266I already posted my apology fag
is this actually the best birthday merch?
>>19287327it's 2 girls 1 cup ;)))))
That mug is liable to break during shipping and the shipping costs might be high.
>>19287422Based IRyStocrat
>>19287337>>19287340>>19287369>>19287370nahone>>19287421JESUS CHRIST
>>19287256Christ it's almost as big as his head
>>19287487Not even close.
there's no way that fucking mug will arrive intact
>>19287464Ame...
>>19287159It's a sex pose.
Guess who is seething that Gura didn't call in live?/ggg/
>>19287360But frequent shutting caused my caffeine leads to hemorrhoids Trust me you don't want anal with hemmies
>"Are the dice actual dice?"HOW WOULD THEY BE FAKE DICEWOULD THEY NOT HAVE ONE SIDE??
funposting aside, happy for brats if you get the merch, looks nice tbhdesu
>>19287387I can work with that
How come Yagoo isn't modelling with any of the merch?
Bae's autographed ass!
>>19287422Brats still cannot compete with that irystocrat's mug.
>>19287336Gura was thereKiara was also there for Gura's
>>19287270The big glass coke
>>19287478Of course its a deadbeat
>>19287421seriously? i think id throw up
>>19287312made for surprise buttsex
>>19287478Oh, okay. I'll drop the asterisk on Mori then.
>>19287478Nice try, Tako
>>192872701.5 BBC
I like how that text box looks like a censor
>>19287487Yah mate
>>19287478I can do both because I have nothing else going on for me.
>>19287504>SplitsWho cares, also go back
>>19287396I..already forgot...
>>19287456Bae absolutely dresses like a Kpop stancute...
>>19287448can i get that in millihogsheads
>>19287438>>19287456Blame the ones that put the image togetherI'm too lazy to make a new one
>>19287327Don't worry we have soda by the two-liter so I'm just imagining 5/8ths of that
>>19287320imagine the squirts
>>19287470not too late
>>19287421That’s awful
>>19287504fuckin /ggg/ seethes at everything
>>19287504>/ggg/ was actually just laughing at the videowhy must you lie?
>>19287256I'm just gonna use it for water..
I seriously can't wait for Bae's casual outfit. It's gonna be Mori's but even MORE sexualized.
Why didn't she make a mold of her ass and mass-produce it? It'd sell gangbusters
>>19287336Half of the company called in
>GFE VOICESget fucked roberu/IRyS
>Roleplay scenarioUUWWWAAAAAHHHH
>>19287520God i'm so pissed Mexicans get good coke, I fucking hate corn syrup
>>19287536I will save this anon.
>>19287520saborea el momento moment
>>19287270500 african bees
>>19287396HAHA BREADHAHA BEEGHAHA TACO SEASONINGgo away
I don't really drink coffee but how big was Ames mug for comparison?
>>19287574NNGNGNH SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
>>19287159because>tits>armpits>tummy>ass>thighs>feet
>>19287506Many might say they're fake dice if their balance isn't fair.
>>19287504No they not, why you lie?
>>19287520Pecola...
>>19287550No it's whorish and inspired by niggers
she's pissing in my mouth btw
BAE'S TAKING A FAT SHIT AGAIN
Bae's not really my oshi but I kinda like the mech, what do?
>>19287504I'm a chumbud and I don't even go in there.
>>19287579by me
>>19287575That's more of a Matsuri move.
>>19287421i'll buy it just because it looks fucking stupid
>>19287250I don't live in burgerland so I never had these kind of problems no matter how fragile
>>19287421Bae doesn't actually drink that much, r-right?
>>19287478So fucking pitiful. Seething about that upcoming Connor collab cuckbeat?
>>19287586Do seppos not have cane sugar?
3 minute break before we see other guest from the other branches?
Is this going to be on the hololive store, or do I have to use fucking geekjack again?
>>19287389
>>19287464I have a Yuru Yuri mug where Akarin disappears when you fill it with hot water.
>>19287504the only negative comment is one saying that she should make additional shitpost videos
>orientatedIt's pronounced oriented you fucking Britbongs.
>>19287621If you have money to spare, why not?
>Bae leaves>Mr. Squeaks starts whispering "nigger nigger nigger" into the micWhat the fuck dude
>>19287650kek
I literally don't give a shit about the physical goods, it can be completely dogshit, but I wish it was next month anyway so I can get a Fauna voice pack. I need pure unfiltered Fauna not bogged down by garbage youtube compression.
>>19287569/ggg/ must be this schizo fantasy land where Chumbuds solely gather to shit on the other girls, please andasantd.
WHERE IS THE OLLIE CALL INI NEED TO FEEL MY EARS BLEED
>>19287642I don't see why it wouldn't be on the store
>>19287621I'm getting it. Might as well show support to original merch ideas
>>19287621Buy it if it's not too expensive for you? If you have money to burn and like it then just buy it
>>19287312IRyS likes to dress in sundress and jacket combo, I guess they will have quite a contrast in their Disney date
>>19287636Australian coffee is very diluted
>>19287650Nice
>>19287520EL RETORNABLE
>>19287650baesed
>>19287586Mexico has an epidemic of diabetes. They're literally killing themselves with soda
>>19287650Hayai
With a 1.25 liter mug, what would you drink?
>>19287504>posts bait on split>comes to share what he didyou are not even a fucking deadbeat
>>19287574It's gonna be Towa.
>>19287621Give money to Hololive. Consider it charity.
>>19287637proof ?
Is the mug actually pink? It looks like it might be white with bad lighting. Don't make me buy a pink mug Bae, this isn't Valentine's...
I just realized I bought ames voice pack over an entire year ago on her birthday and never listened to itI kept waiting for some "perfect moment"
>>19287336Every EN and more called in.
>>19287637At least Mori doesn’t turn off collab streams because she’s too busy seething that she’s not there.
>>19287642If you're outside of US/JP, geekjack
>>19287650nice work, anon
she's dead...
>>19287642it should be on the official store when it releases yeah
>>19287634Because as we all know, glass only breaks in america.
I've owned a large coffee mug. The problem is, with the open top and no active heating, it will get cold before you finish it. And cold coffee is disgusting.
>>19287676The EN call ins are over. Ollie isn't in EN
>>19287650h-hayai
>>19287267and she was right
>>19287641probably 25, as she has it all scheduled.
>>19287685>IRyS likes to dress in sundress and jacket comboIRyS is literally the perfect female
>>19287353ogey
>>19287704Towa....
>>19287616So like your mother
>>19287700Sunkist orange soda.
>>19287658why does she disappears?
>>19287614i can her her voice
>>19287478>we
>>19287711It's light red
>>19287574it better have super short shorts
>>19287676hair down bae is pure sex
Ironically because geekjack doesn't ship to Australia Bae currently cannot receive her own merch
>>19287640I'm not sure sugarcane is growable in the US aside from spots in Florida. There's a reason the Caribbean is known for sugarcane rum. Maybe Puerto Rico.
>the mug has a diameter just over 1 foot
>>19287694corn syrup is worse
>>19287642official store, if you're not in NA you should probably get into forwarding services
>>19287713Go listen to it after this dummyIt's pretty aight
>>19287504Stop lying ,retard
>>19287711It's salmon!
>>19287574I hope.
>>19287396all sana does is show up for collabs and events, here's her grand total of public solo streams this year
>>19287685tradwifeRyS...
>>19287569It's easy to lie about splits because most anons will never double check themselves. Well usually...
bae... your kanji reps...
>>19287650The best part? That's not even big enough of a mug.
>>19287762Watch the anime.
>>19287709hes a vtuber now, check moris latest member stream
>>19287711Check out gay anon with his gay 1.25L coffee mug filled with gay coffee!
>>19287785it chemically isn't.
I love my sharkwife!
>>19287795based!
>>19287685Looks like a dyke couple, cute
>>19287504nice try SEAmonkey
Has Kiara ever done a presentation in Japanese for her birthday merch?
Bae speaks Japanese better than me, but I’m better at kanji than her. Yay me.
>>19287478Why do deadbeats hate Kiara so much? They barely interact nowadays, i don't understand
>>19287711Only beta males insecure of their masculinity are afraid of getting pink things.
>>19287621Buy it? Why wouldn't you. I bough Ina's jacket since it was so good.
>>19287676Wait a bit. Ollie and gang will call in with the rest of the IN/MY/etc. in a bit.
>>19287687Well that's kind of lame.
>>19287760No, grow up
>>19287520glass > cans > plastic bottle
Isn't Bae a kenzoku?
>>19287600Probably a little under half the volume of Bae'sThe page for Ame's doesn't give the volume, just the dimensions
>>19287700Water. My current water cup is only like 24 ounces.
>>19287796Bro's, I wanna fuck a rat...
Time to finally cash in on the JP audience
>>19287675My oshi's split is so pro-unity and comfy, it's so fucking bizarre taking a peek in certain others sometimes
>>19287834okay queer
Is she stalling?
>>19287694Yeah, and also water problems in some places, but I sell that shit so I don't care.
>>19287720another unrelated one under the bus, classic cuckbeat move
>>19287700Bae's piss
>>19287504>going to schizo central
>>19287734USB mug warmers are a thing now.
>>19287847No lmao
>>19287854>a
>>19287781Looks like Bae has to redeem the ticket, and bring it home herself>>19285720
>>19287847No?That's Laplus
>>19287801Those streams are still better than the garbage Fauna has put out.
>>19287781managemaent will send it to her probably. you could also just use a proxy
>>19287877I need to invest in one of those.
>>19287831Five months of over exposure to her when she was at her absolute worst.
>>19287685God I love their dynamic so much.
>>19287783Louisiana too
>>19287700SEAmonkey nectar
>>19287801You're missing all the guerilla unarchived members only karaoke
>>19287747>>19287802Can't make a ho a housewife
>washing the bae mug
snapubacku
>>19287640no. its not 'profitable' for them and can't make their general populace addicted
>>19287600
how do you translate bruh into japanese?
>>19287877reary??!?!?!
>>19287905you mean the singular one?
>>19287700suipiss
>custom hat with tons of metal on it>giant fucking mug>huge rubber matThis bundle is gonna cost a ton.
>>19287831>Someone shits on Mori>Deadbeat instantly deflects to KiaraThat's kind of just how they are these days.
>>19287504Ogey but why should anyone give a single fuck about a split?
>>19287803I actually like /ggg/ when gura streams so I always keep tabs on themit's also where I get my gura news
>>19287640no their sugar lobby (beet sugar mainly) and ofc corn lobby are hugely powerful (we're talking essentially a menhera army that phonecall to senators on their work and personal phone numbers, knock on the door at 9pm "hey do you have a moment to talk about the sugar industry") that spring into action wherever attempts are made to lower sugar import tariffs.BUT they are starting to farm cane sugar in Florida, destroying the everglades in the process.t. knower
>>19287885I like when the boob is pointy.
>>19287891>>19287878Yeah, I remembered wrong.
>teaching japs BRUHwhere have i seen this before?
>>19286013Good Christian sharkwife doesn't work on the Lord's Day
>>19287781She’ll probably just have her manager mail it to her.
>>19287849glass is too much pain in the ass to get rid off
i'd really like that keychain but holy fuck i dont want a mug that fits 5 fuckin cups of a drink
>>19287918bluh
>>19287885IRyS gets to fuck that, I'm so jealous...
Bae dont do the whole spiel again holy shit
>japanese pandering streambruh why are managers like this?
>>19287685Just like my yuri manga
>>19287845Faggot
>>19287781have it shipped to Papua New Guinea and she can take a boat out to international waters to get it
>>19287905>members only>public
>>19287918Aniki
>>19287801Sana is streaming more than usual wtf
I'm not even a brat. I don't think I've even watched an entire Baelz stream. But this pack is amazing, I'm seriously considering picking it up. The mousepad is super vibrant JSRF vibes, the hat is neat, and the gigantic novelty mug is just incredible. If it's all under $100 I might actually pull the trigger. >>19287650Saving this on my desktop so when I wake up tomorrow, I'm reminded to pick up the pack
>>19287586Fun fact. They also use high fructose corn syrup. They are lying when they say it's sugar. Test were done on several Bottlers and only one was found to use sugar.
>>19287941so put some potpourri in it or something
where's the bae forever engagement ring ?
>>19287700I'd just replace my coffee pot with the mug, I drink that much coffee anyway
>>19287927i'm scared for the price
>have a multi-thread shitfit trying to dunk on the usual Kiaraschizo>instantly buy into falseflag if it's a "deadbeat"but why
Should I just buy baes merch instead of the council merch from last week? It seems way better
>>19287936I'll buy this rrat for five shillings
>>19287939>Get rid offYou don't return the bottle?
>>19287929Not him but splits are a good accurate representations of fanbases. More accurate than this place at least.
>>19287574no shit. just look at Mikamama's art. fucking christ i cant wait
>>19287915how do the heat mugs even work
>>19287991that's for Irys
>>19287831I mean, eggcord is full of deadbeats, that can give you an idea
>>19287918is it ブラー or ブッラー im n12
>>19287991it's the t4 members exclusive cock ring
>>19287781Don't be stupid. She's a Holo. She'll use Mori or IRyS to get it directly from Cover and have them mail it to her.
>>19287877That’s actually not a bad merch idea for say Kiara or Flare!
>>19287817It physically is
>>19287939The one in the pic you are supposed to keep the bottle and exchange it for a new one when you buy again, is cheaper than the plastic ones.
>>19287389>>19287650This is a 64oz mug but I'll allow the edit because Bae is smaller than this adult male
>>19287854it was never a choice for me
I missed the callsDid Ina call?Did she sound different? Like a "I still feel good from the lesbian sex" kind of different?
>mug is 116mm tallMobile urinal
>>19287991reserved for roberu
>it's real dice>but super rounded corners instead of sharp edge casino dice
gallina...https://youtu.be/MM7YX8wu5bs
>>19288000Deadbeats were the first Kiara antis
>>19287941use it as a bowl with a handle
>クソガキーホルダNow this is some real 草
>>19287814so still no proof?
>>19288047yes
>>19287991That shit is probably banned as a merch from now on
>>19287941You could use it for ice cream instead or soup
>>19287915Can't believe I bought merch designed by an NFT ape. I don't even know if I can ask for a refund.
>kusogakiholderthat's good.
>>19288023The former
>>19288047Yes x3
>>19288042You'll allow it?Thank you so much our gracious king.Go fuck yourself.
>>19288042how do u know that
>>19288058Whatever you say
>>19288044Based.
>>19288000because deadbeats always deflect to the other girls when someone criticizes their whore oshi. oldest trick in the book when they never cared for hololive just like her
>>19288000Literally everyone hates deadbeats, even deadbeats
>>19288000It’s the Takamori schizo. Pay it no mind.
How will Council react when they eventually rewatch their debuts?
>>19288011You can't be seriously saying this holy shit
>>19287831Kiara's too fucking sexy to hate.
>>19288019It's the paintHand wash only
>>19288000>retards who constantly feed the shitposter with replies are also tribalist shitposters themselves
>>19287781They do dumb cunt
>>19287941>not using it as a murder weaponngmi
>>19288072Anon if you're going to eat that much ice cream, just eat it out of the tub. This thing's almost the size of a tub of ice-cream, anyways, so you're just saving yourself the hassle of cleaning a dish.
never watched too much bae or paid attention to her japanese, did bae just refer to herself with "ore"?just like marisa kirisame...
>>19288096I saw it on the search results when I wanted to find someone holding a 1-1.25L mug
what's the fucking price
>>19288022rent free, the original egg from eggcord was a tako you dumb fuck
>>19288047unironically yes and Kronii/Fauna/Ame
why is bae so sexy
>>19288019MagicActually some shit called Thermochromism
>>19288022No it isnt? I don't get why people use that one screenshot as proof of the eggcord all being deadbeats, when the eggcord has always shat on Mori aswell. For some reason they actually like Connor so when the entire Connor drama happened they were defending Connor, not Mori.
>>19288047Yes, all of the EN off collab girls were exhausted, expect Mumei
>>19287389>>19287650>>19287809
Can I go back to Elden ring now? There's not more surprises right?
>>19287915Who's the cat on the right again?
>>19288126tenchou needs to stop tempting me to fuck her mouth
next call is ollie btw
>>19288075>IsraelFuck.
>>19287478Ive always hated Ame and Im not about to change.
You are now remembering this merch which was announced only one week before This Keychain is 41$ USD.
>>19288138She uses boku too. She's inconsistent
>>19287991I still find the whole Rushia thing funny. Sad that Rushia left yeah but the fact that it happened after her birthday and right before valentines was just sitcom levels of coincidences
>>19287700Powdered pomelo juice
>>19288178nah it's JP first
>>19288165>he can't multitask
>>19288171me
>>19288165IDs and homos soon
>>19287353>box is dry>it actually broke while in jpland's carethat sucks
>>19288181>Art by Tsukumo SanaShe took off all that time to draw those you know.
>>19288110kronii will implode probably
>>19287650Baesed
>Eng stream with Laplus and GuraAs a cunnyseur, I'm happy about this and so is my dick.
>>19288041Sounds like an incredibly great idea during a pandemic.
>>19288165Okay LAST ONE:
>>19288183>hate AmeNGMI
>>19288183No one was talking about her, maybe keep that to yourself retard :)
>>19288011retarded newfag
this is the only merch i wanan buy since the fat fuck
Will you still be watching hololive in 2024 when Bae gets to celebrate her birthday on the correct day?
>>19287991The ring we're gonna put in our fingers when we get engaged.
>>19288202Imagine it happened right after valentines, with the enormous amount of money she certainly would have recieved for that day
>>19288165It's okay to rest now.
>>19287700beer
>>19288181But that's 5 keychains!
>>19288171The one and only
>>19287700gura's waterShe said I could drink it
What was the price?
>>19288203>inconsistent>chaos ratBRAVO
>>19287939still has the best taste and carbonation retention. plastic bottles goes flat after 24hrs
>>19288011
>>19288181>a fucking towel with the mascots no one gives a shit aboutthere were better options
>>19287854
>>19287504why are you lying? you know people can just click on the thread, right? if you want to post that /ggg/ is seething, simply wait until we are justifiably seething at one of the many great injustices that our beloved oshi faces in this cruel world.
>>19288075is NFT always unethical? I sometimes see a lot of good artist that's not mass producing shit like the ape thing just selling their art there and thought it was the intended use of it.
Imagine an official GWxHoloEN merch collab
>>19288138daze
The mug pretty much occupies a space 1 foot cubed.
>>19288264She didn't say so it's a lot.
>>19288141Whatever you say deadbeat
>footstepsyeah, me
>>19288181Don't forget THIS
Inb4 Reine
INCOMING
Rushia will not call in
>>19288165nah
>Roberu will call
>>19288165If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise anymore
I'm calling in
Oh shit incoming Roberu
MUTE BUTTON ON STANDBY
>shitting balls
bae is shitting balls
>>19288251Someone post the April 2022 screenshot
>>19288104Deflect what? No one's even been talking about Mori.
>>19288115Obviously I don't mean it like it's a bullseye anon but a splits general opinion toward their oshi tend to be the same as outside of 4chan
ENTER OLLIE
She's whatShitting balls?? Shittingballs
I muted because I knew it was olliegood night
>>19288300Ku-Ku-Ku-Reine
ENTERZOOMBIE
SHES SHITTING AGAINSHES GONNA AFK FOR AN HOUR
Muted
ENTERYAB MACHINE
my smiles melted from my face
ENTER
>>19288315ENGAGEENGAGEOH DEAR GOD HIT IT
>>19288178hi ollie
did she say she's shitting bowls?
Forgot about the zoombie honestly thought she was gonna do the "I do c-c-c-cocaine" thing
TURN YOUR FUCKING VOLUMES DOWN NOW
>>19288315bae's way ahead of you
WTF TWO BAES?
Ollie on stream!
>im shitting ballskekENTER ZOOMBIE
>>19288138She's done it since like debut.
Rats are known to shit balls
it's shitting brix, not shitting balls you dumb rrat
MUTEUTE
2nd round call-in Ollie... but no voice?
>ollie
ENTERZOMBIE BAE
bae didn't take her meds
COVER YOUR EARS
incoming festival....
ENTER ROBERU
MUTE THE DAMN STREAM THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE FINAL YAB
>>19287700Tea, this would actually come in handy since I refill a aregular mug up to three times.
Im out, have fun brats
>Even Baelz muted Ollie
OLLIE PLEASE SAY SOMETHING ;_;
NOPEI'm out, fuck that shit
Enter leech
>>19288206you may kneel and suck my cock now
>it's time for some more>cuck cuck cuck cuck>call ins
>>19288138Is this subtle bait or something? Marisa mostly uses watashi.
>I am shitting ballsYeah, mine
OLLIE
>>19288261I was talking about >our right
RED WOMAN HATE
>>19288297See>>19288156
ENTER ZOOMBIE
>>19288110Everyone besides Bae and maybe Sana will die
The Indog Bae!
>>19288285I feel like most artists at least japanese ones just use it to make a quick buck, set it and forget it.
Damn, you guys hit the mute button so hard that u muted her in real life
Huh, I remember Ollie being louder
OH MY GOD MY EARS WON'T SURVIVE THIS
>>19287159She draws such fuckable thighs
>>19288330I've heard tripping balls, but never shitting balls
Zoom...
Stream ruined again
>>19288384kek
*Mute*
>>19288104Wtf are you talking about you schizo? Who was even talking about Mori?
my fucking ears...
>spoiling its ollie so people can lower her vinegar
Yo mama is calling in
bae cute
BAE IS SHITTING BALLS
Muted.Nah just kidding.
What the fuck...
>>19288178MANECHAN?!
>>19288297Retard
>Shitting balls m8, shitcunt Calm down Bae
Jesus Ollie, you fucking weirdo
>shitting basketballsDRAWFAGS GET TO IT
>>19288251Implying that we’ll make it past winter.
zambi
BAE'S SHITTING OUT HER ANAL BEADS
>Ollie shows up>Shitting balls IMMEDIATE YAB LMFAO
A HUGE SHIT
Ollie what the fuck
Why is Zombrap like this ...
Okay where are the rat anal posters when you need them
SLOWLY INFLATING BASKETBALLS IN BAE'S ASS
>walk away to brush my teeth>come back to ollie screaming about shitting ballsSasuga
Why are all red holos like this?
there's an anon with a scat fetish getting off to that conversation not me
>Ollie enters>They start talking about shit and ballsYou can't make this up
>I'm shitting balls!WHAT>>19287834Based and pinkpilled
>very graciously took the time to call inGura...
>>19287941then use it as a decoration like a vase, put some coins in, your snacks or something
Is "shitting balls" an actual expression?
turning up my volume you're all pussies
>>19288315>>19288347>>19288357>>19288369>>>/lgbt/
>>19288420Everything this woman draws is fuckable to the max
BAE SHITTIN' BALLS. OLLIE SHITTIN' BALLS. THEY ARE!Also, talking to senpai's she hasn't talked to before. That will be interesting.
>calls in>instantly latches onto scat talk
Never spoken to before?
>>19287939Glass is better for the environment
>>19288416You are just now deaf after all the Ollie call-ins
>>19288428>vinegarphoneposter-chama...
>IM SHITTING BALLS>OH SHIT YOU'RE SHITTING BALLS? WHAT KINDA BALLS? BASKETBALLS?>ouch that would hurt>THATS A BIG SHITollie never fails to disappoint
>Zoombie and Zoomrratnice...
ollie reminds me of what people thought Bae would be like before debut
>British
I'm surprised people are muting other people during a Bae stream of all things.Don't you guys typically mute Bae whenever she appears in other streams?
I never watch Ollie... Does her humor ALWAYS sound like typical Twitch shit?
>ollie enters>inmediately talks about balls and shit
Umm Olliefriends? Care to explain?
>EN members who I've never spoken to beforeHow is that even possible? The hell?
I'MMA SHOVE A BASKETBALL UP BAE'S ASS
>>19288488Amelia Watson.
Every member of holodeath has officially called in
>>19288479yeah
>>19288178risu stop
>>19288506t. Zombrade
>>19288416Unironically she fucked her throat up due thisDebut Ollie is gone forever
>>19287941You could always sell the mug on ebay or something
>can you shut up right nowBAEsd
>>19288466In nature bright colors like red and yellow signify danger.
>>19288505it's her birthday so i'm tolerating her
>CAN YOU SHUT UP RIGHT NOWbaesed
Oh shit bae telling ollie to shut the fuck up.
If Roberu called in I'll piss on Suzy's ass
BAE YOU CAN'T SAY THAT
HOLY FUCK BAE
>Can you shut up right nowBASED BAE
>BaellieMY FUCKING DICK OH MY GOD
>>19288475Nice try, deadbeat, but that only applies to Mori now.
BASKETBALLS IN BAE
Now there are two of them, this is getting out of hand!
HOLY SHIT RRAT I KNEEL
>>19288069>it wont happen>proof?>it's a nothingburger>it didn't happened threadreader incel touch grass calling the cuckbeat discord raid rn>OMG STOP TIMELOOPINGfor almost 2 years now
>>19288394I think it's a fake-out, Marisa uses Watashi in official material but people who just know her from secondary material think she is an orekko and continue to propagate the mistake. A wise member from /jp/ taught me this.
>>19288511She didn't say EN
>>19288511Maybe some other IDs she's never talked to? some of the Stars from the collab? Her 2view friends?
>>19288506yes, that's why I avoid her like the plague
>>19288232Has been like this for decades, the bottles get cleaned at the factory .
>holos have each others addresses
>>19288538>>19288541>>19288543>>19288544
how is ESL ollie somehow less awkward and autistic than every single one of the ENs?
>>19287941gay as f-word postdo you even sip bro
>>19288402Henry and Wellington are the cats
Bae and Ollie's friendship is wholesome.
what the FUCK
>>19288479Yes it's like shitting bricks but more zoomer
Holy shit Ollie is based.
She wants to fuck Bae
You can just mail alcohol like that? Ollie bought alcohol?
what the fuck that's a lot of stuff
okay that's pretty based
>>19288327Not even close to being more representative of a fanbase
Holy shit Ollie
damn i want ollie to send me gifts
HOLY SHIT OLLIE I KNEEL
>>19288522They literally had multiple Collabs together
is ollie trying to seduce the rat?
>Shut the fuck up Ollie you piece of shit god I hate you so fucking much
>champagne
AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE NOT SOAP
>bottle of champagne>almonds, candle>soap>silk robe and facemaskHoly shit go Ollie go
>>19288511EN kinda steers clear of Ollie for reasons that should be apparent from the last 3 minutes of this stream alone.
>a care packagebased zoombie
>Ollie sent a TON of physical gifts to Bae aww
Why does Ollie sound like Kiara?
AUSSIE OLLIEINDO BAE
Sanner, Ollie I kneel
>>19288479
>>19288141no such thing as german tako's
Holy shit. The Ollie gift is a supply drop
>>19288178When are you calling Risu?
>>19288579Bae has named Ollie and Iofi as her closest friends in Hololive.
Anon the images
>>19288511nobody wants to talk to this retard
Did Ollie buy stuff like this for all of the other indogs on their birthdays?
>>19288394I'm retarded, the da zes made me think she says ore too
>Sana made it possibleSANA IS DOING SOMETHING,,
>>19288623Holy shit anon I haven't heard this since ID2 debuts
No bad Ollie, no bad
okay ollie where is the roberu shaped dildo
Mother-daughter Yuri is my fetishthank you Ollie
That's nothing, Gura mailed Ame a box of lemons once
>>19288579Ollie is her mother
>>19288202>coincidence
>LOUD ZOOMERSI AM ROCK HARD RIGHT NOW
>>19288593I'm assuming she basically ordered from a gift basket service that delivers, in which case they'd have the necessary licenses.
>>19288623I cant unhear it now
>>19288011Kronies outside of here are all gay LARPers?
>>19288579Ollie has no shame
>>19288663that's the soap
>>19288562Yeah, nah mate, I have DVR enabled and I checked what she said twice before posting just to make sure I wasn't misquoting
>>19288505Bae gets a pass but listening to Mori's voice still makes me irrationally angry so I'd rather mute instead of schizoposting in the thread.
>>19288629huh, that explains that one time I had
>>19288629That's fucking disgusting.
>>19288511Pretty sure she meant JP
>>19288644
>>19288662How about this one;Why does Bae sound like Anya?
>>19288666OYAKODON
>>19288593Probably had Sana buy and mail it along with her cake
Bae has really made a lot of friends in Hololive
>>19288667And vanilla frosting
Next person pls
>these call-ins can be pretty hectic sometimesYou wouldn't know that though Ollie.
>>19288505Yes
>>19288666same desu
>saying uno reverse card irlfucking zoomers...
>>19288667stop letting gura be rent free
>>19288506How new? You couldn't stop her from making dick jokes during the homo collab.
>>19288666Incest Ollie is peak Ollie.
>3 hako mentions
>I'm beating this childCLIP IT
>>19288579>talk to someone>get close to them>no longer awkwardmajic
>>19288402Wellington is the older cat before Henry
Bae's past genmates will call in!
I kinda like Ollie.
>>19288579Ollie and Bae are practical mirrors of each other
here comes matsuri
>>19288670If Laplus and Shiom spoke English they'd be like this, let's be real
ow shiiiieeeet
ENTER BOTAN
ENTER LALION
Hope there's some translators in chat.
ENTERLA LION
BUTTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Ollie is probably pretty happy to have Bae in hololive given she actually called in for her Valentine stream.
WHOA
ENTER RARION
ENTER LION?
ENTER LA LION
HAG
LA LION
ENTER LA LION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
button
ENTER PUTIN'S PRIDE
woah
>Botanwhat
ENTER HAG
ENTER BOTANNNN
OH SHIT
HAG ALERT
LLLLALALALALALALLALALALALALALALALALALAAAAAAIOOOOOOOOOON
HOLY SHITENTERLALION
Button wtf lol
HOLY SHIT SSRB
YOOOOOO
BUTTON
wtf why botan?
UNITY LION UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Russian lion YAB
based zoombie>hako DJkekENTER LA LION!!!
>>19288710watch streams
>>19288578God I forgot how fucking kino that interaction was. It was so cute seeing Coco indulge Ollie when she was still so new. Glad one of her last collabs was with her.ALSO ENTER BOTAN
Botan?
bodan
ENTER LALALION
BOTAN?!?
botan?!?! what is rrat's power?
BOTAN
Oh shit it's a lion!
>Botan???????????????????????Based though
HAG SEX
ENTER ...BUTTON?