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>> No.19435468

hi

>> No.19435469
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Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.19435487

I love Gura!

>> No.19435496
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I was just about to make a new thread, glad I didn't

>> No.19435536
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>>19435468
hi

>> No.19435538

I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.19435548
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>> No.19435549
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>> No.19435572 [SPOILER] 
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Gurass

>> No.19435581
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>>19435536
hi

>> No.19435593
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LETS GO WAGMI

>> No.19435617

SHARK IS AWAKE

>> No.19435629
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AND SO AM I

>> No.19435633
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>> No.19435779
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Reminder that Gura has cooked eggs in a machine on her bathroom floor before

>> No.19435797
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19435797

Is elden ring ok if I've never played a souls game before? I kind of want to get it since I have some free time this week.

>> No.19435822

>>19435581
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.19435842
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19435842

What if Gura was the Gurass poster?

>> No.19435953

>>19435797
If you like open world games and the idea of running around to upgrade yourself for a long time then this game is potentially the most forgiving one yet because you do have that opportunity. In terms of raw difficulty of the enemies though this is probably harder than DS3 and you could consider demons souls and dark souls 1 to be long like tutorials for it.

>> No.19435971

>>19435468
>>19435536
hewwwo...

>> No.19435990

>>19435842
What if I'm Gura?

>> No.19436032
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19436032

All me
Gouda btw

>> No.19436043

Why does Gura like posts from months ago? Is she so autistic she bookmarks posts to retweet and like later?

>> No.19436048

>>19435990
Hi Gura

>> No.19436070

>>19436043
Who cares, what matters is she retweets stuff.

>> No.19436073
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>>19435593
LEG DAY BABY

>> No.19436098
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19436098

studing Japanese with Gura sounds fun desu

>> No.19436109
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I would like to have sex with this sea creature.

>> No.19436158

Does Gura have a cunny?

>> No.19436198

why are you guys lewding Gura? it feels so wrong imo

>> No.19436206

>>19436098
doing pretty much anything that's not being turned into a human centipede with gura sounds fun desu

>> No.19436239

>>19436158
Sharks have a cloaca.

>> No.19436240

>>19436206
sauce? what did i miss again??

>> No.19436252
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>>19436198
It's so wrong it feels good.

>> No.19436258
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>>19436198
go back

>> No.19436322
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>>19436258
i can't i'm stuck here forever as it seems
>https://twitter.com/ux_xuruu/status/1498545150326640644

>> No.19436335
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>>19436158
No, she has crabs.

>> No.19436474
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Gura is the best

>> No.19436482

Why are sunday streams ealier than the rest of the streams?

>> No.19436502

>>19436482
Church

>> No.19436507

>>19436335
yeah, me.

>> No.19436512

>>19436482
For cozy sunday streams with my shark wife.
And Gura goes to evening mass.

>> No.19436569

>>19436073
>not tue, thu legday
Are you a woman doing 3 leg days a week anon?

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>>19436512
guwa going to church because of lent

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>>19436569
Not him but I started early this week so my leg day was yesterday instead and my shoulders are today.

>> No.19436669

>>19436569
I do legs on Wed and Sat
Works for me

>> No.19436699

>>19436502
>>19436512
Holy shit, that makes the getting the coof rrat make sense. Churches also promote community service like volunteering at an animal shelter. She's also been saying Oh Lord on every stream

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>> No.19436719

>>19436699
I think you are going a little deep. I used to volunteer a lot for my church and we mostly did stuff for people. I would volunteer to do that on my own though but I love animals is why.

>> No.19436754

>>19436699
>rrat
She confirmed it on stream.

>> No.19436788
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I'm thinking

>> No.19436893
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Goob goob cute

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>>19435593

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>>19435581
Hmmmmm... Dino belly... rub correction...

>> No.19436926

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i67BoIctAMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i67BoIctAMk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i67BoIctAMk

>> No.19436967

>>19436926
What an early frame

>> No.19436990

>>19436967
i told her to put the frame up early so we can get more time in bed

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>>19436926
Nice.

>> No.19437051

>>19436926
Hey she added a joke in the description, ain’t see that in a while.

>> No.19437124

>>19436926
What class is she picking? My guess is prisoner

>> No.19437170

>>19436926
Fuck, I thought it was Duolingo today, lame. I guess I'll use this as background noise.

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>>19436926

>> No.19437283
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Gura will die multiple times tonight

>> No.19437291

>>19437051
that's not a joke, she's very worried and doesn't want the filthy greys to call her names.

>> No.19437527

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1499101055463874563

Shaaaaaaark

>> No.19437595

>>19437283
Gura has been grinding off stream and will beat Margit with 0 deaths

>> No.19437620
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19437620

Gura cute

>> No.19437653

>boot up Elben Ring
>"lol what a maidenless loser, touch grace!"
>shut down Elden Ring

>> No.19437660

>no SC allowed for Elden Rin
fuck

>> No.19437693

>>19437660
She'll probably turn it on though, hopefully

>> No.19437722

>>19437693
Can't because of perms
>>19437660
I'm okay with it, she was gonna get a shit ton of backseating if they were on. They'll be on tomorrow for duolingo which should be an extra comfy stream

>> No.19437788

>>19437240
Disgusting.

>> No.19437839

>>19437660
Thats fine desu. That fanbase is turbo sped.

>> No.19437880

>>19436926
Hopefully Mori comes through to give her some pointers

>> No.19437922

>>19437880
She already played Souls Game, she will be more ok than Kiara

>> No.19437923

>>19437722
I doubt she'll read superchats tomorrow

>> No.19437977

>>19437923
That's if she forgets to turn them on and if she does a 5 hour long stream like she did Vampire Survivors. I don't think it'll take that long.

>> No.19437987

>>19437923
There is almost zero chance she doesn't read them tomorrow unless duolingo permissions have changed. She's only gonna get 2 hours from the site max, the rest will be supers and chatting.

>> No.19437997

Gura Cute!

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>>19437987
>the rest will be supers and chatting.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>19437977
>>19437987
My bad, I had the dates mixed up and forgot it was duolingo tomorrow.

>> No.19438108

Does any of you chumbuds know if Gura has played prior Fromsoft games?

>> No.19438123

>>19438108
chumbuds that watch streams would know

>> No.19438151

>>19438123
Well I'm not a chumbud but will probably watch the Elden stream, they're doubly fun if it's her first experience with souls shit.

>> No.19438191

>>19438151
She's played some DS3 and bloodborne but barely has any total hours she's said. It's basically a fresh experience

>> No.19438195

>>19438108
shes a bonafide noob

>> No.19438213

>>19438191
>>19438195
It's gonna be a bloodbath. And lost of cute screams

>> No.19438233

>>19438108
She has played before in an other life

>> No.19438273

I've literally never heard of this game until it came out. It looks like a Skyrim type rpg? Or is it a "soulslike".
Either way it sounds like a meme, and I hope Gura either enjoys it or if she doesn't rips it to shreds.

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Huahahahoh....

>> No.19438315

>>19438273
Its more like Darksouls

>> No.19438323

>>19438273
It's like crash bandicoot

>> No.19438387

>>19438273
It’s modern day pac man

>> No.19438389

>>19438273
It's made by the same company that made the Souls games, and has similar gameplay
55% chance she utterly hates it
40% chance she "likes" it then never plays again
5% chances she's some kind of soulsborne god in disguise

>> No.19438430

>>19438108
She played Bloodborne briefly.

>> No.19438448

>>19438273
it's basically just ridge racer with a different artstyle

>> No.19438471

>>19438323
>>19438387
>>19438448
thanks bros.

>> No.19438479

>>19438430
she played with my dick briefly too

>> No.19438498

>>19438479
Then she wondered why it was so small and called me instead.

>> No.19438500

Wish she would look up how experienced people play because she isn't going to learn anything on her own.

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>> No.19438543

>>19438500
I don't watch Gura to see how good she is at video games unless its rhythm stuff.

>> No.19438562

>>19438500
You should have more faith in her ability to improve.

>> No.19438601

>>19438500
she only goes full autism if it's something she likes, which we don't know yet

>> No.19438643

I hope you will not be schizo about the game.
A Souls game is means to be enjoy by learning on your own and progress.
Not having a retards on your shoulder saying "Gura you should play like this" "Gura do this"

>> No.19438704

https://twitter.com/takeru11275/status/1497920773193080836

>> No.19438716

>>19438643
On the flip side though the likelihood of her slamming her head against an obstacle and getting frustrated while ignoring chat is also pretty high here.

>> No.19438729

I think Gura will be frustrated but occasionally run into the cute girls in Elden Ring which will give her the motivation to power through.

>> No.19438739

>>19438527
I.. I can feed her..

>> No.19438748

>>19438704
The artwork is neat and I'm sure it will turn out fine but she isn't really a jojo fan..

>> No.19438768

>>19438704
>implied ame death
holy kino

>> No.19438797

>>19438500
god you're an idiot.

>> No.19438805

>>19438704
Jojo fans are a cancer

>> No.19438854

This little kid will get DESTROYED by the first boss
She won't be able to handle this game

>> No.19438918

>>19436699
During a DMC stream she struggled to remember the word "sermon". She's not religious

>> No.19438928

>>19438643
The problem with that is that you need to have experience prior and be competent with game knowledge/mechanics which she doesn't so it'll just result in a frustrating experience where she doesn't make significant progress.

>> No.19438960

>>19438854
I hope so. It's funny watching people die in games. Well only when they care about winning. Gura doesn't really care about winning in most video games. Or care about most video games in general. But it should at least still be kind of entertaining for one stream.

>> No.19438968

>>19438918
Im not agreeing or disagreeing with you but she forgets all sorts of things, half the time she forgets what she said a fucking minute before. That's a terrible example for your argument

>> No.19438996

>>19438968
kek come on anon you're being silly

>> No.19439000

I’m curious how Gura will design her character

>> No.19439034
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I don't like games that are too hard because I'm a low iq brainlet and it makes me sad.

>> No.19439056

>>19438996
If you want to use retarded reasoning then you can argue it's obvious she is religious because she was uncomfortable with the thought of playing outlast 2 because the themes of the game.

>> No.19439064

>>19439000
le meme ugly character like every streamer

>> No.19439082

so she's playing this exactly once right

>> No.19439101

>>19439056
a religious person isn't going to forget the word "sermon" unless they're putting on an act. I don't know much about outlast 2 but I've read that there's like rape and shit in that game. that's probably why she didn't want to play it.

>> No.19439134

>>19439082
Yes.

>> No.19439135

>>19439000
She already created her character

>> No.19439149

>>19439101
Rape and outright blasphemy from the antagonists.

>> No.19439158

>>19439101
Anon what are you not understanding... she's forgetful about fucking everything. I guess because she forgets her schedule that means she's not a hololive member. Your argument is fucking retarded

>> No.19439166

>>19439082
Probably. Wish should would stop picking games she's not going to be able to finish and stick with something she's more competent in and by extension have more fun with.

>> No.19439190

>>19439101
>Gura forgot something

Yeah and? We watching the same shark?

>> No.19439198

>>19439056
>read this as "Retarded seasoning"
>googles retarded seasoning
>realize what I did
god I'm so dumb

>> No.19439204

>>19439166
*she would

>> No.19439208

>>19439166
She had no idea she would like vampire survivors until she played it. You can't find games you like without trying them.

>> No.19439214

I hope she enjoys Elden Ring, even if the bosses might be frustrating it's still really fun exploring the open world and finding weird stuff

>> No.19439263

>>19439000
cute and funny

>> No.19439322

>>19439214
the problem with the game early is everyone seems to treat it exactly like how dark souls is meme'd to be and they think they're supposed to struggle for way too long vs Margit instead of exploring and going south first.
if gura doesn't get trapped by that mentality she'll be fine.

>> No.19439332
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There is still some time until her Elden Ring stream, why not (re)watch her Duolingo stream before that?

>> No.19439336

I mostly play games for the story. Does Elder Ring have one or is it just thrown in there as an afterthought like in all other souls games?

Heard the Game of Thrones author was involved somehow.

>> No.19439359

>>19439158
False equivalency. You aren't smart enough to understand this argument.

>> No.19439379

>>19439336
It is very similar worldbuilding to the other games. If you don't like that storywise you probably won't like this.

>> No.19439392

>>19439332
I mean it keeps getting recommended. I cant wait to see which one wins the battle for supremacy.

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>>19438854
It's not fair. I wish I was the first boss so I could be the one correcting her.

>> No.19439419

>>19439359
>Gura forgetting something works for my argument so it's true
>If she forgets something else it can't be used to argue and isn't true
Damn you're dumber than I thought

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>I play games for the story

>> No.19439450

>>19439208
I'm not saying she can't try games out off stream and stream them if she likes them but it pretty obvious she's not going to like this game, be frustrated, and becoming a one off thing or a slog.

>> No.19439460

>>19439419
kek, retard

>> No.19439485

gura doesn't like 95% of games, her taste is just that good

>> No.19439519

>>19439450
Nah it's fun to watch her figure out new games, always doing that off stream would be dumb. If she doesn't like it much she can joke about how much she's dying and not play it again, it's no big deal.

>> No.19439542

>>19439485
She truly is female asmongold...

>> No.19439658
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look at my cute shark wife

>> No.19439701

>>19439542
But I fucking hate Asmon. His clickbait trash videos are dogshit.

>> No.19439706

>>19439658
That's actually a picture of me and my wife

>> No.19439707

>>19439158
she does pretend not to know what things are sometimes. i don’t know why she does this

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>>19437653
>

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>>19439658
How did you do my hands over her wrist so well? Can you see me??

>> No.19439759

I want to hold hands with gura

>> No.19439775

>>19439707
>i don’t know why she does this
Girls do this to sometimes to give men a little boost. I know when she does it and its cute. She also does not realize she does it 80% of the time. Its just natural.

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graboid gherkin

>> No.19439806

>>19439759
L-LEWD!!!!! MODS!!!!!


>>19439788
ahh wholesome brushies

>> No.19439814
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Dainty

>> No.19439824

>>19439707
I used to do that because I wasn't confident in myself. I would know the answer but felt like I'd come off weird to just have random shit in my head. Also fear of being wrong even if I know I'm right. It was weird.

>> No.19439826

>>19438527
Why is her womb saying “A”?

>> No.19439834

>>19437653
You're joking right? no one really says that right? Jesus Christ.

>> No.19439842

>>19439775
Also it gets chat into the mix as well and gets them involved which is a really great thing to do while streaming.*

>> No.19439856

>>19439806
>redditspacing
Go the fuck back

>> No.19439859

>>19439826
That's my face she is sitting on, i said "a".

>> No.19439872

>>19439856
Eh its just how I type. I have been here a long time.

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I think I might have an intellectual disability

>> No.19439878

>>19439542
>asmongold
She's way more likeable, i don't mind Asmongold as much as other big streamers, he's a bit of a dick but at least he's honest in his opinions.

CohhCarnage on the other hand i fucking despise, everything about him rubbed me the wrong way and i'm not sure why.

>> No.19439888

>>19439872
Go back

>> No.19439905

>>19439873
I would hope you don't but getting exercise and eating well may help with your mental issues.

>>19439888
To 4chan? Ok I am here.

>> No.19439914

>>19439519
Agree to disagree I guess I personally don't find it fun and just a waste for something she could actually have fun doing.

>> No.19439917

>>19439872
You clearly didn't lurk long enough then

>> No.19439923

>>19439872
i had that problem too. I learned keyboarding on the job as an 'operator' and double return was a mandatory style. around 2012 or so I beat it out myself because I didn't want my gentoomen to think i was a redditor. I still double space after every period though.

>> No.19439930

>>19439914
shut up bitch

>> No.19439953

>>19439872
you're letting newfag zoomers gaslight you right now

>> No.19439957

>The way you format your text shows what website you frequent

No it doesn't. Kys. You go back faggot.

>> No.19439964

>>19439872
You sound like a zoomer so I'm going to guess that "long time" means a month

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>>19439964
I have actually been here all summer anon :^)

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>>19439873
same bro... same.

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>>19439987

>> No.19440076 [SPOILER] 
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i saw this image earlier and it made me think of goowa

>> No.19440096

>>19439872
rebbitor

>> No.19440128

>>19439987
Shark fins typed this.
Go back.

>> No.19440173

>>19440076
eating gura's maggots...

>> No.19440246
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19440246

My wife cosplaying as her wife, who is my wife too!

>> No.19440253

>>19440076
I would buy this service from Gura.

>> No.19440278

>>19440246
>tits
That's not gura.

>> No.19440421

>>19440278
they're small but she still has them you know

>> No.19440455

I love my zoomer shark wife and her petite breast.

>> No.19440524
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>>19440421
No, gura is flat as a board and she has said so on stream.

>> No.19440687

Did you guys just have an entire argument on Gura being religious because "Sunday streams are earlier than usual", a statement which is verifiably 100% completely absolutely irrevocably false?
How come? Why the retardation?

>> No.19440719

>>19440687
Only nerds verify statements, nerd.

>> No.19440745

>>19440687
shark jesus

>> No.19440759
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>>19440687
Go back, atheist.

>> No.19440769

>>19440687
I'm just horny man...

>> No.19440779

>>19440687
people have been trying to call religious since debut. nevermind them.

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>> No.19440830

>>19440795
Impossible, Gura's penis is the largest.

>> No.19440850

if Gura was a Christian then why is she gay as fuck

>> No.19440863
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>>19440687
>>19440779
Imagine being a couple of massive faggots.

>> No.19440883

>>19439214
she loves funny and le epic games. like DMC,
she will drop it

>> No.19440884

>>19440850
She's not a lesbian, she's married to me

>> No.19440896

if gura isnt religious, why is there always a pope gura in the catalog for us to confess our sins to?

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>> No.19440924

>>19440883
I don't even know if they will have perm to play it more than 2 or 3 time

>> No.19440940

>>19440687
well i mean she is a virgin...

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>> No.19440974

gura could've stopped the fall of the roman empire but didn't. i think that tells you all you need to know about her beliefs.

>> No.19441044
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Surely my chumbuds arent falling for easy bait today right?

>> No.19441069

>>19440896
no it's pope ame. Pope ame is why Gura realized she hated religion.

>> No.19441072
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>>19440974
gura is muslim?

>> No.19441080

>>19440974
gura could've saved jesus but didn't. i think that tells you all you need to know about her beliefs.

>> No.19441094
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Gura sex

>> No.19441098

I wonder what kind of smells Gura will be discussing today.

>> No.19441108

>>19441044
>my chumbuds
Stop larping as gura.

>> No.19441117
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>>19440850
>if Gura was a Christian then why is she gay as fuck
You didn't get the memo?

>> No.19441119
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19441119

From the way she pronounces Ws in sentences, have you ever considered Gura owning a big overbite?

>> No.19441130

>>19441080
>Saving Jesus so he does not bring forth the New Covenant saving humanity from its sins

???

>> No.19441168

>>19441119
i have wondered how her mouth is shaped, but haven’t considered that she has an overbite. could be.

>> No.19441172

>>19441080
Jesus could have saved himself dummy. He chose to be crucified.

>> No.19441174

>>19441108
I'm not?

>> No.19441238
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>> No.19441528
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>> No.19441577
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19441577

Good shark, consuming her protein.

>> No.19441667

>>19440012
Have you contemplated suicide?

>> No.19441701

>>19441667
daily. but I'd probably screw it up due to being incredibly dumb.

>> No.19441732

Why does Gura make so many people horny?
Her body type?
Her personality?
I don't see her doing GFE.

>> No.19441778

>>19440687
Do your members reps. She has talked about how she goes to Mass despite not considering herself particularly religious. Just force of habit.

>> No.19441783

Baitfagchama...

>> No.19441785

>>19439923
Fuck em. I double space anywhere it makes sense to me. If all they have to argue their point is to call you a "reddit spacer" then they've already lost.

>> No.19441787

>>19441732
If youre a member, youd realize why youre wrong and why people find her to be a living onahole.

>> No.19441795

>>19441732
>Her personality?
Yes

>> No.19441810

Alright yeah I'm out this bait is just boring now

>> No.19441900
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It doesn't let me upload my soundpost :(

>> No.19441938

>>19441900
Is it an MP4 video?

>> No.19441976

>>19441577
*my protein

>> No.19441989

>>19441732
Her cute voice and tiny body contrast so well with her bratty energy and palpable sexual frustration.

>> No.19442027
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can't wait for the goombert stream tonight chumbies

>> No.19442061

>>19441732
>Her design is pure SEX, big hoodie and no pants
>Her voice is attractive
>While not completely GFE, she teases chat all the time with lewd innuendos
>Enjoys looking at cute and funny art of herself and always UOOOOOHs at lolis

>> No.19442082

>>19441119
i think overbite is cute

>> No.19442090

>>19441938
No, its a WEBM , and the audio is an encoded ogg file on catbox. It says "Music Streaming is not allowed"

>> No.19442098
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>>19442061
tl;dr
She is perfect.

>> No.19442169

>>19442090
It's probably because the webm's audio type.

>> No.19442171

>>19441732
>I don't see her doing GFE.
you know what? im tired of fandead falseflagging. gura is GFE, and nobody can convince me otherwise.

>> No.19442257

>>19442082
based

>> No.19442260

https://files.catbox.moe/n2hme7.jpg

>> No.19442300

>>19436043
>hurr durr gura doesn't scroll back in twitter
BTFO

>> No.19442314
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>>19442260

>> No.19442319

>>19442169
would .MP3 work? Or is it because the audio is music?

>> No.19442356

>>19442319
It's not the link that's the problem, it's the webm file itself

>> No.19442363

>>19441778
meds

>> No.19442381

>>19442319
The problem is the webm if it fails to be uploaded.

>> No.19442411

>>19442260
uoh.jpg

>> No.19442421

>>19436043
She's got the autism points to spend but unsure if she spends it on twitter bookmarking instead of something else
>>19442319
Maybe the webm itslef has audio?

>> No.19442448

>>19442356
>>19442381
Oh, well I tried.

>> No.19442479

I think Gura is not religious because she would be a lot less attractive if she was

>> No.19442528

I WANT TO VIOLATE THE SHARK

>> No.19442536

>>19440912
>festival thumbnail

>> No.19442627
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>>19442448
dropped the image, can't do anything right.

>> No.19442637

>>19442171
this Gura is true GFE where you just hang out and chat what is more commonly thought of as "gfe" is really more like virgin baiting designed to milk lonely weebs.

>> No.19442642

>>19435572
Holy fuck, those tight shorts are hot.

>> No.19442684

>>19442627
Anon just copy the webm with ffmpeg and get rid of the audio completely. Then it will work

>> No.19442844

>>19442171
>gura is GFE, and nobody can convince me otherwise
GFE is more aggressive and emotionally exploitative. Gura's not putting on the veneer of a romantic interaction with her audience. I'm 100% in love with the girl but that's not because she's pandering to me emotionally.

>> No.19442880

I love her...

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>>19442684
Trying rn

>> No.19443020

>>19442989
Well the webm works but your audiolink is fucked up, delete it and try to fix it

>> No.19443028

>>19442684
it didnt work.

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19443096

greys deserve access to member streams too
we are members in spirit

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>> No.19443215

>>19443028
This is getting embarrassing, drop it.

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>>19443096
lol no. You eat the scraps for a reason.

>> No.19443253

She's just so cute bros...

>> No.19443298

have you ever thought about what soundsposts really are? like i know they're webm's with sound files, but have you ever thought about what they are beyond that?

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What if gouda got grated onto a plate of spaghetti?

>> No.19443420

>>19443298
a really crappy format that's not worth thinking about?

>> No.19443482

>>19443374
Would she still be sentient? Are the eyes a separate part?

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>> No.19443565

>>19443535
oh, i get it. suiss like suipiss

>> No.19443589

>>19443482
Eyes separate, sentience based on preference

>> No.19443612

>>19443420
They filter lazy people and most people that just come here to shitpost, they are fine

>> No.19443654

>>19443209
based gura going out like arnold schwarzenegger in terminator 2

>> No.19443720

>>19443535
which holo is the parmesan?

>> No.19443757

>>19441701
if you need help go talk to your friends, family and people you trust, life can be great and will get even better after the pandemic ends so do not waste it and life have a lot of good experiences and memories that are gonna make you think it was all worth it, a lot of people who tried to end their lives remember that they changed their mind and are happy to be alive, if necessary search for help in the internet and if you can afford it call a therapist "ending your life is a permanent solution to a temporary problem" also do not be shy to call for help..

>> No.19443794

>>19443720
Jar jar binks

>> No.19443797

>>19443757
Is this the same copy and paste post from a few threads ago...

>> No.19443803

>>19443757
if i were suicidal this would make me nosedive off a building

>> No.19443824

>>19443535
does gura know about the cheese

>> No.19443834

>>19443720
me
t. shitposting about my own absence on /vt/ instead of streaming

>> No.19443847

>>19443797
Well i am not a therapist and i dont know the guy, i am doing what i can

>> No.19443874

Chances of her playing elden ring beyond the first meme playthrough?

>> No.19443905

>>19443757
nice copy pasta.
if anon had "a lot of good experiences and memories" he'd not be thinking about anhero'ing idiot. And further nobody wants to deal with a suicidal person, going to other people for help and asking them to solve your problems is just as selfish, if not more than just offing yourself to begin with.
Basically, fuck off, kys.

>> No.19443909

I want to have sex with this shark!

>> No.19443994
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>>19443874
she is going to get hard filtered

>> No.19444023
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I've been listening to the same Gura cover almost on repeat for the last two hours

>> No.19444042

>>19443909
i just want gura and i to hold eachother

>> No.19444106

>>19444023
was it ride on time?

>> No.19444166

>>19444106
Ex's and Oh's
Her singing on it just stood out to me today

>> No.19444228

If Gura would be a cheese, she would be dick cheese

>> No.19444250

>>19444228
yeah, mine

>> No.19444297

>>19443994
Then what's even the point

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>>19442260
Your child is going to get cold.

>> No.19444558
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What if gura was paralyzed from the neck down because of a car accident?

>> No.19444597

>>19444558
Mating press until her body works again

>> No.19444603

>>19444558
what if a meteor fell on your house and killed you instantly and you never posted on 4chan again

>> No.19444612

>>19444558
Oh nyo... anyway mating press.

>> No.19444618
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>>19444297
To watch her get hard filtered

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>>19444558
She would still function as a living onahole so it's ok.

>> No.19444693

>>19444297
It's the flavor of the month game, gotta use those permissions while they're hot.

>> No.19444709

>>19444558
sex

>> No.19444712

>>19444459
Press her small, half clothed body against mine for warmth

>> No.19444742

>>19444297
views. she only likes cringe shitty funny games

>> No.19444857
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>> No.19444912

>>19444603
I would make you seethe from beyond the grave

>> No.19444955

>>19444693
>flavor of the month game
fuck you nigger it is literally a souls game

>> No.19445024

>>19444912
Elden Ring is unironically kino.
It will endure for a long time.

>> No.19445045
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>Elden Ring stream day
Extremely happy and excited.

>> No.19445098

>>19444955
If you're vaatividya or iron pinneapple, for literally every other streamer/youtuber is FOTM.

You niggerfaggot.

>> No.19445341

>>19444742
But you only get views if you're half way decent at the game which she won't be.

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>>19445045
>Finally manage to catch a stream and it's Elden Ring
Extremely happy and can't wait

>> No.19445573
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If every one of her fans that cared about numbers or gameplay dropped dead I would have a lot less chumbuds to compete with

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>>19445573
Like half of you are terrible people or only ironically love Gura so I'm not worried.

>> No.19445658

>>19445573
And she and EN wouldn't have a future. Numbers are a part of her career bud you have to accept it.

>> No.19445712

>>19445658
t.would be dead

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>> No.19445995

>>19439923
“Reddit spacing” only started to exist as a concept and meme on 4chan around 2016-2017. You can find very early screen caps from here with examples of so called “Reddit spacing”. No one gave a shit back then. It’s a new meme. The actual likely cause of “Reddit spacing” is people using the quick reply box to post on mobile. It looks like shit if you don’t “Reddit space” it.
Besides, only people that frequent Reddit would know how posts are spaced there and even give enough of a shit to point it out when they think they see an example of it.

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>>19445529
Glad you could enjoy with us bro.
Nothing beats a live stream.

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>gura agrees to go on a date with you
>but only if you can go entire entire month without yeah, me posting

could you do it /ggg/?

>> No.19446351

>>19444857
if there's something to argue that Okayu is better than Gura is her unapologetic love for Gura

>> No.19446392
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>>19446346
one problem
I'm already dating Gura

>> No.19446451

>>19446346
If I could go on a date with Gura I'd quit using this hell hole forever.

>> No.19446477

>>19446346
Yeah easily, I usually ignore those posts anyways and fall for the ones that are easy to answer with "mating press".

>> No.19446502

>>19446346
tough deal but I think I could do it

>> No.19446512

>>19446346
If I was dating Gura I wouldn't even post here, I'd be busy applying love correction, going to fancy restaurants, watching weird videos, giving her headpats and mating press.

>> No.19446583

>>19446346
I'd dump my fiance in a heart beat and never look back.

>> No.19446608

>>19446346
These
>>19446451
>>19446512

>> No.19446627

>>19446512
>going to fancy restaurants
why would you do this to her

>> No.19446660

>>19446346
>going on a date
No. For as much as I love her, I don't think I'd go on a date even if I could.
It's weird.

>> No.19446675

>>19446346
>"How's your salmon?"
>"Yeah, me"

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>> No.19446824

>>19446627
So she can eat all the lobster she wants

>> No.19446868

>>19446660
Same boat, I love gura but our lifestyles are too different

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19446882

>>19446675
>fades into thin air before you
You doofus!

>> No.19446895

>>19441732
Her voice is the most attractive ive ever heard. I don’t really care about the cartoon avatar, i hardly think about it. It’s not really her anyways

>> No.19447157

anons I need Gura cunny as soon as possible

>> No.19447309

>>19446583
>have fiancé
>post on ggg
Why and how does this happen

>> No.19447376

>>19447309
Boredom from wfh.

>> No.19447602
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>>19440687

>> No.19447778

>>19438108
before isekaing to holo live i guess

>> No.19448134

>>19446868
My problem is that I want her company and romance, but I also want to be alone and keep my feelings to myself, and I don't see how to balance this without making her significantly unhappy in one way or another.

>> No.19448434

osoi...

>> No.19448669
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Shoulder day massive success. Did my talking to grills reps WAGMI

>> No.19448678

Just beat Elden Ring.
This game fucking hates strength builds and 2h weapons. Fucking katanas do as much damage as a super massive 2h greatsword and sometimes even more.
Game is literally designed to be played as a mage and like 1/2 the weapons in the game are int scaling.
Great game but this is by far my biggest gripe. Magic is just fucking bullshit OP and str melee builds are worthless.

Do your part as a chumbie to make sure gura goes dex/int

>> No.19448717

>>19448678
mucho texto

>> No.19448769

A nice three hour shark stream would be perfect tonight

>> No.19448789

>>19448669
>spoiler
good luck with those reps too bud also that makes me being the last chumbud easier

>> No.19448802

>>19448678
geroge rr martin likes magic alot so that's probably why. spells and shit in souls games usually feel like an afterthought so i think its nice they're actually trying to make something out of it

>> No.19448830

>>19448678
fuck mages, unless they're spellswords who use lightning/fire.

>> No.19448844
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>>19448678
nice try dexfag

>> No.19448862

foul chumbies, in search of the shark cunny

>> No.19448918
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>> No.19448961

>>19448844
I beat the game pure strength faith using the Greatsword.
Get fucked loser I hate mages and dexfags too but I want Gura to enjoy the game.
Not to mention the super secret super boss is next to impossible as a pure melee user and is by far the hardest and most bullshit boss fromsoft has ever made by a massive margin.

>> No.19449074

>>19448961
Gura will spend hours on the very first boss before quitting and never touching Elden Ring again.

>> No.19449207

Can't wait to see my sister-girlfriend~!

>> No.19449252
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19449252

i love my shark buddy

>> No.19449277

>>19449207
What about gura being your mother-grandmother ?

>> No.19449305

gura no-hits every boss in one stream first try

what is your reaction

>> No.19449330
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19449330

Cute shark soon!

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