/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>People are actually falling for such an obvious publicity stunt
I know I shouldn't give Vtuber fans much credit, but damn.

>>19802513
I read this in Kronii's autistic voice.

>>19802574
superchat her and maybe she might say it for you

I'm just imagining some brown kid kicking a banana tree by himself in his backyard until his parents call him in for dinner

Yes, do it. Destroy each other.

>>19802743
Mutually assured destruction. Vshojo will reign supreme.

Okay do it fags. No... Actually, don't we're too busy destroying ourselves.

Connor was right and you will never prove him wrong.

>>19802920
Who?

In the end vshojo will be the last corpo standing because the other 2 killed themselves from vitriol overdose

>>19802973
Oh right, you have the attention span of a goldfish and forgot who the last victim of the two minutes hate was.
Don't worry about it, go back to watching your strea-... oh...

>>19802973
The guy that took your oshi’s virginity

>>19803009
>>19803048
Literally who?

>>19802973
The guy who made a shit joke about Demon Slayer being paid by Jeff Bezos then everyone on twitter lost their shit, seeing how bad animators get treated/paid.
He then preceded to back track and apologise like the weasel he is.

>>19803609
Oh, he sounds quite annoying, then.

Imagine. You have the creative freedom to do anything except for crime even up to taking a shit on stream or even copying the restrictions of your competitor. You have all this and you still can't get views. The only people that watch aren't westerners or westernized like you are but the chinese who are only watching you to stick it to your competitor. I'd fucking kill myself. Cherish your nijis they'll come to realize this one day.

>>19803782
is this the narrative # is running now even though they're the ones that posted the trending tags by region

You have to show up for a war

>>19802513
they were talking about ukraine...

>>19802513
What did Pomu even mean by that anyways? What's going on that there's a war between Hololive and Nijisanji?

>>19804348
It was the reaction to holoen annoucing their male auditions on twitter

DON'T WORRY HOLOBROS I'LL AUDITION FOR HOLOEN AND MOG ALL OF LUXIEM. THOSE FEMALE ZHANGS WILL SOON BE OURS WHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19804402
So only NijisanjiEN is allowed to have male chuubas and if any other company does then it's a declaration of war?

>>19804488
Apparently, at least according to the Nijis.

>>19804488
Nijinigger logic

>>19804488
same but with holotards sperging at pokimane and nyanners getting vtuber avatars

>>19804488
hecking Pomu is full of herself

>holo debuts male
>OH NO NO NO THEY"RE DECLARING WAR ON US THE MAGNIFICIENT NIJISANJI WOE IS OVID

>>19802997
>ironrat outlive everyone because she's faking her conditions
nice

>>19804834
>>19802920
>>19802568
damn look at the nijiniggers doing damage control

>>19804488
For context, it was because the StarsEN applications were posted 9 or so hours after the NijiEN applications.

>>19804488
No, she was referring to how recruitment for the male talents is going to be "like a war lol", because they both opened auditions at the same time. Both agencies will be "fighting" to sign the best talents they can find. This is extremely common in the world of sports, where recruiters "fight" to get a talent to sign with their team over another team. (Signing Day Battles)

>males
id rather watch xqc and pewds

>>19804488
this is what nijiniggers actually believe, yes

*doesnt stream*

>>19803901
>even though they're the ones that posted the trending tags by region
I'm interested in this.

>>19802513
entlemen I like war.
Gentlemen I like war.
Gentlemen I love war.

I like superchat numbers
I like subcounts
I like recurrent viewers
I like membership counts
I like strategic application dates
I like strategic debuts
I like strategic 3Ds
I like strategic lives
I like buff games

On /vt/
On Reddit
On Twitter
On Discord
On NGA
On Facebook
On /jp/
On 5ch
On Matome
On Line

I love every aspect of war that takes place on this earth.

It hasn't even begun. The beast writhes violently as it fears for its life.

JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS AFTER ALOE MANO

>>19802513
>We'll give them war
She said that because of Hololive putting out male auditions on the same day though. Hololive already made the first move, not them and Nijisanji are fighting for EN male applicants.
Nothing wrong with Hololive doing that of course, it's a smart move.

>>19807706
I can't be bothered to find the image, but spoiler: NA is one of the big ones, because of course it is.
There's ALSO a lot of SEA and Taiwan, but people acting like that's literally all NijiEN fans are wrong lol.

[Ashton Darvell] 2022-03-03 07:52:01 A$30.99 ---- C-can you say “good boy” ?
[Ashton Darvell] 2022-03-03 07:55:27 A$159.99 ---- Could you please say “good boy”?
[Bast] 2022-03-03 07:49:53 $19.99 ---- can we get a good boy/god little kindred for the guys and enbys in chat please milord?
[Bino Eddy] 2022-03-03 09:00:11 $4.99 ---- M’lord can I have a “good boy” please
[Jack Kairos, Vampire Prince] 2022-03-03 07:58:56 £20.00 ---- I'm being brave daddy please I'm begging call me a good boy my knees are weak please-
[Kindred Gabriel.] 2022-03-03 07:53:57 ₱50.00 ---- HELLO SIR CAN U SAY "GOOD BOY" PLEASE
[dogboy antony] 2022-03-03 07:33:32 £5.00 ---- i have never been so down bad in my entire life i want to be your good boy and im not ashamed to admit it
[rho] 2022-03-03 07:23:53 $49.99 ---- oh dear, i messed up my first one. i normally don't speak much, but i have had a rough few days. could i get a "good boy" please milord~? (i am partial to the left side ;w;)
[rho] 2022-03-03 07:47:01 $19.99 ---- milord, could i please get a "good boy" (left) i worked so hard through this terrible week :pleading_face:
[sunnydayzz] 2022-03-03 07:45:27 CA$2.79 ---- milord could you call me “good boy”? :red_heart:
[ばぶ] 2022-03-03 08:02:19 ¥6,100 ---- Good evening, Vox, I'm a good boy and I'm going to sleep. Give me a hug and a kiss if you like.

>>19808005
So what you're saying is that the new wave made larger waves and started to breach into NA as well compared to Luxiem.

I wonder how this board would react if Sio's stuff happened today.

>>19802513
Literally the only people still talking about this is /vt/. Even Reddit moved on already. Get the fuck over it.

>>19804488
When you put out your auditions within hours after previously ignoring the male branch it'll naturally give the impression that you're doing it in response to your competitors. If the Holostars EN tweet came out next month then nobody would be making the comparison.

>>19810916
yeah you'd like that wouldn't you fungus?

>>19804488
nijiniggers are so full of themselves

>They want war? We'll give them war
No you won't, you're too scared to start shit in their generals and have to hide in the catalog like the coward you are, just like every other person talking about "giving them war". This applies for both "sides" of this autistic slapfight before you start screeching about nijiniggers and holobronys or whatever boogyman the voices in your head tell you about.

KRIEG! KRIEG! KRIEG! KRIEG! KRIEG!

>>19802513
>it feels like all out war lmao
I wonder if any of the Council could even name more than three NijiENs

>>19812164
They follow some on twitter, so yes

Gura: What's a nishijenchi? Some chumbud mentioned it but I've never heard of it. How spicy is it?

Kronii love

>>19809457
the absolute state

>>19809457
I Thought people were exaggerating, is that really how his streams goes usually?

>the war being wether she’ll stream Minecraft for the 50th time or just not stream at all

>>19815747
if anything that's actually tame

>>19802513

>>19809457
I don't understand what you're trying to say by spamming this

>>19803609
Didn't he get defensive and attacked the DS staff instead of apologising?

>>19803746
He's despised here because on one stream with Ironmouse he claimed that "you don't need talent to be in hololive and be succesful because of the brand", and that you could fake your cv and they'd let you enter.
I don't remember the specific wording, but he makes a loaded question that made Ironmouse uncomfortable and literally said "let's change the subject", and he keeps pushing for her to say something incendiary. He's scum, like his coworkers, and after Ironmouse dies he'll be there to profit from that shit.

>/vt/
>corpos posting applications
>war
They'd better be talking about the literal war going on, otherwise they're pathetic whiny kids with no real problems and deserve a beating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QSgzpshmBBQ
It really is all out war

>>19811122
Preach it takobro

>>19803009
oooo roasted!!

>>19825775
>popcorn and hotdogs
do americans really? mixing sweet and salty flavors is a big no no. This should br common sense

>>19824827
is he wrong

>>19824827
He was also involved in a crypto scam

>>19824998
Damn anon you sure got them. They'll never use an analogy ever again.

>>19802513
https://youtu.be/QSgzpshmBBQ
It really is war

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>19834952
fulgur more like flopgur amirite?

>>19803009
epic own dude
go back

>>19834952
Fungus don't look!

My anons, it has often been said that I like war.

My anons, I like war...

No, anons, I love war!

I love reporting.

I love raids.

I love false flags.

I love doxx, bullying, I love harassment operations, and ban evading

Stalking across prairies, in streets, in shops, in grasslands, in frozen tundras, through deserts, on the sea, in the air, I love every act of creeping up that can occur upon this earth.

I love spam the chuba to smithereens on twitter comments that thunder across the lines of internet.

My heart leaps with joy whenever a chuba is tossed high into shitstorm and broken by well placed Akasupa. And there is nothing like a rrat operator using his schizophrenia to destroy any gachikoi reasoning. And the feeling that comes when a chuba runs screaming from her PC, only to be mowed down by even more harrasment in her twitter notifications, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when ranks of anons unleashing their rrats leaping on every normie in comments. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a fresh vtuber fan trying to defend his chuba over and over in mist of rrat infested discussion.

I love it when my rrats are ravaged by a Rushian fanded division. It's so sad to see narratives and plots that were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their creators and belivers being raped and banned.

Gentlemen... All I ask for is war, war so grand as to make internet itself tremble. Gentlemen, I ask you as fellow anon in arms what is it that you really want? Do you wish for further war as I do? Do you wish for a merciless, bloody war? A war whose fury is built with iron and lightning and fire? Do you ask for war to sweep in like a tempest, leaving not even ravens to scavenge from this Earth!?

...Very well. Then krieg is what you shall have. We are a clenched fist, ready to strike down all who oppose us with our might.

But... After enduring over 3 years wallowing in the darkness, for us, a simple "ordinary" war will no longer be sufficient.

We need a MASSIVE war! A war beyond any other that man's history has ever known!

We are but a single board. The remnants of a defeated army numbering less than a few hundred strong. However, I believe that each of you old anons is equal to a thousand of their sickly soft children! We represent a force that could easily defeat an army of a million and one men!

It is time for them to awake the ones who sent us screaming into oblivion, and who now lie sleeping. Let's drag them out of bed by the hair, and remind them of what we are! We will remind them of what it feels like to live in fear. We will remind them of the sound our jackboots make against their throats.

We will remind them that there are more things between Heaven and Hell than are dreamt of in their philosophy.

Our Rratgruppe of few hundreds anons is going to burn this virtual world down to ash.

Yes, my anons! Soon, chubas charred remains will illuminate the night sky!

...At last, the sex rrat has crossed the ocean and is heading up the hill. Attention, all soldiers of the Rrat Battalion! This is a message from your commander.

…Anons... let’s bring them hell

>>19802513
who are you quoting

>>19834952
praise the yata :DDDD

>>19848481
Pomu's comment about male recruitment when both Holo and Niji opened male auditions at the same time. The two companies will be fighting to sign new male talents. Common occurrence in the world of sports.

>>19812345
Cope. Don't think people have forgotten Gura bringing up the Lorax after Vox's debut and then trying to deflect.

>>19815747
Some obsessed fag has been spamming that exact message for 4 whole days.

>Give them war
>OP image is of the to depressed to stream clock girl
You guys keep wowing me with your complete lack of self awareness.

>>19848670
NOOOOOOO COVER CAN'T EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE NIJISANJI EXISTS IF THEY OPENED MALE AUDITIONS AT THE SAME TIME THAT MEANS THEY CARE AND THEY CAN'T CARE I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT NIJICOPE NIJINIGGER NIJINIGGER SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

>>19849410
>something happens incidentally
>”IT’S ALL OUT WAR”
Rumao

>>19849552
It's going to be "like a war lol" for the two companies to sign new male talents. Do you even follow sport recruitment?

>>19849552
>incidentally
Come on now. Hololive opening auditions (or more accurately, directing people to their already open auditions) within 9 hours of Nijisanji opening theirs?
We both know that was a response.
It's not even a bad thing. Not letting your competition grab all the good recruits unopposed is just smart, there's nothing wrong with it. Why are you so bothered by the idea?

>Homostars has existed forever
>plans to recruit Homostars EN have been there as well, they never got suitable applicants during application session
>already have gone through an entire HolostarsEN Generation
>bruh they're scared of us fr fr

>>19849826
I didn’t think the biggest Nijisisters would be the livers themselves, but I guess it makes sense.

>>19811122
Yeah, to be honest, it's starting to feel silly hiding in the catalog like this. Obviously the majority on /vt/ wants nijiniggers off the board, but the ones hiding in the generals aren't getting the message. We gotta step things up and take the anti threads to them instead.

>>19794534
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>>19832702
>>19842591
>>19761747
>>19848717
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>>19820030

Go put them in their place, bros.

>>19802920
If Connor was right then why did he join Vshojo?

>>19850386
Why would saying "A hypothetical Hololive member who wasn't talented would still be popular" stop him from joining Vshoujo?

>>19850281
Bring a holoreject still haunts her to this day