/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

i think i'm a normal human being. what do?

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I made two tulpas and they had sex
how do I stop getting cucked?

>>19881222
>i think i'm a normal human being
Ha ha ha...

>>19881222
Consider not doing that
Captcha: TRVST

I enjoy watching vtubers

>>19881138
THEY THOUGHT I WASNT THERE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY HEAD HAHAHAHA THEY'RE INSIDE OF MY HEAD HAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THEM HAHAHAHAHA THE ULTIMA PARS CAELORUM EVENT WAS MY FAULT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PEKORA WWWHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY???????????????????????????
the 1456 pekora-lamy war actually happend, they're trying to hide the evidences but I'm way ahead of them, I'll spread the truth even if my life is in danger

Sana and Fulgur are my otp.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I don't enjoy vtubers and the only reason I "watch" them is because they are the lesser of evils in this world in terms of bluepills.

BOTAN IS LIVING IN MY WALLS. SHE LAUGHS AT ME CONSTANTLY.

I've been tossing around the idea of cutting my finger off and mailing it to Cover, but i'm kind of gutless. Do you think i should cut someone elses finger off instead? It's pretty much the same right? It's not like Korosan would know the difference.

>>19881222
>normal
>here, in /vt/ of all boards
You're a lost cause anon.

i'm going to start shipping sana and fulger to make fujos angry. i will comment erotic fanfics with shitty art on every post they make

>>19881138
I had sex with Polka and Roberu yesterday

Trails of Cold Steel is better than Trails in the Sky.

>>19882498
She'll know. She can smell you. You can't hide.

Have you donated your flesh to the demons inside of your computer anons?

Ayame hates Koyori. I know this because whilst I was watching Koyori's stream I accidentally spilt my drink. As I was mopping it up I noticed a bird sitting outside of my window. I opened my window and said hello to the bird and to my shock the bird replied, "Ayame hates Koyori"

I genuinely believe this board is some sort of psyop, probably a self-organizing grassroots psyop but possibly with institutional backing. It's impossible to reliably tell what's real and what's fake, if someone is trolling or joking or falseflagging or legitimately insane. Is this gosling seriously in parasocial love with his oshi, or is he just trying to portray the fanbase as goslings? Is this anti really a psycho, or is he just trying to paint [chuuba]'s antis as psycho? Are they /here/? Or is it all just shitposts? You'll never get a real answer. It's enough to make you question reality. Everything is a swirling mass of information and disinformation reflected from every angle, a sort of model example of the tactics deployed by the Kremlin's grey eminence Vladislav Surkov, but focused entirely on anime girl celebrities and (seemingly) emerging totally organically.
Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go knock down my walls to DRAG THE FUCKING RATS OUT

obligatory schizo knight soundpost

>>19883227

>>19881138
Haha...

>>19883281
background on this schizo?

>>19883174
/pol/ but with anime girls

As a holo, this thread is funny.

>>19883657
I LOVE YOU RISU LET ME GRAB YOUR NUTS

>>19881138
How many vtubers have been raped by their fans? There is no way that it hasn't happened yet.

Soooo...uhhh...yeah, just a normal question, asking for a friend.Ehh, how can I exorcise a tulpa?

>>19883657
Is that you Pekora? I just want to say I ;love your singing and wish you would do more karaoke streams. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>19884522
Regretting your life choices Nousagi?

STOP DRAWING GENDERBENDS OF MY SWEET PURE HUSBANDO AS DISGUSTING FEMOID WHORES I FUCKKING HATE ASIAN ARTISTS FUCK YOU DIRTY CHINKS FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>19884881
H-haha yes, i AM a nousagi, definitely, yes haha. Could you tell me how to do it please?

>>19885095
Make a Jackie Chan tulpa to fight the pony

POLKA SEX
POLKA PREGNANCY
POLKA BABIES
POLKAAAAAAAAA

I was unhinged about haato. The one time I submitted a video to her she actually went ahead and streamed it live, and it opened up to how obsessed I was so I gradually stopped watching vtubers religiously.

So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.

>>19882578
Find a way to headcanon Vox/one of the girls that pissed off chinks, so you'll piss off the chink fujos Vox brought in.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

how do I tell if I'm schizo

>>19889352
You are in this thread, it's over.

>>19882498
>sending someone elses finger
Why would you cuck yourself like that?

>>19889352
By asking Calypso and he'll tell you you are. Jebediah was a schizo much like you, except instead of chuubas, he thought he was dealing with demons.

>>19882896
World’s least deranged pekoposter

>>19881138
I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA I HATE SANA

She's been in my nightmares ever since I made the mistake of TRYING to uncover Gura's hazy past. I didn't find truth, I found insanity. Senzawa is not her PL, but a cognitohazard that Gura designed to ward off leeches. Anybody who meets with this image of Senzawa has nightmares and forgets about what they learned about Gura. But the curiosity itself isn't. It's an endless cycle and I want out. I want to forget the entirety of Gura's existence so I don't go snooping into her past again.
Make it stop... Make it stop... Make it stop... Make it stop... Make it stop!
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT
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It was a part of the plan. Trust me. Everything will be alright.

recently i've looked around where the chicken has been in Vienna - important to note that i live here too - and i've concluded that she MUST live within 3-5km from me. the closest shes been to my home was about 1.7km away in June, a restaurant she visited during Christmas is just 4.3km away from me. unfortunately, Schwechat is about 9.7km away. however, Messe Wien, where the Vienna Comic Con takes place, is just short of 5km away from me. theres a very high chance she'll attend this years VCC, if that is to happen i will be there too, on the look out for a chicken. this my dear schizoposters leads me to believe that she lives about as close as 3-5km from me, i know she shops in the inner city district and often visits the Belvedere area. wish me luck anons. i will find her.

>>19892349
strike true, anon

>>19892349
Sure thing kkhm

Lately, i've been trying to catch certain times where my fellow Canadian holos when they say they're gonna go use the bathroom. If you scoop up and drink sewer water at that exact moment, theres a good chance that her pee is mixed with that water.

None of this can't be real. We all must be stuck in some nightmare realm or something. Why are these yabs happening? It makes no sense. Or is this all some sort of simulation that aliens have trapped us in to see how gullible we are? I want answers. I want truth. I want to wake up from this. I wish to return to the real world where these yabs never happened. I want to listen to my beloved chuubas comforting me, not these foul imitations that have assimilated them.
But for now, I'm all by lonesome in this dark abyss. Maybe there is no truth to be found; only a void of darkness that leads to nowhere.

Every day i hold back so i dont send a 500 word schizo manifesto to my indie oshi.
Its getting harder every day.

>>19882168

hey guys can i join this thread and be schizo? :3

>>19892823
The Matrix has you. If you want to escape, follow the white rabbit.

>>19881138
Pomu didn't reply back to kiara for a month because she's unironically no hololive allowed like hana machia

PINK CAT IS LIVING IN MY HOUSE AND WATCHES ME SLEEP THROUGH THE AIR VENTS

>>19893196
Sleeper agent awake

I project my voices into your walls at night so you can hear them scream at you.

Turns out you can't hear them but I still can.

It also turns out you aren't real but I still am.

This was all calculated, but man am I bad at math.

>>19895454
https://youtu.be/hddCpJ8MfVo

I guess this is a schizo larp thread rather.

>>19881138
Haha that's our Pekora

allowing weirdo threads like this only allows this fucked up atmosphere fester until normal discussion is drowned out.

get rid of this shit. regulate yourself.

>>19908717
>normal discussion
>/vt/
Lmfao.

I hate my oshi for being an immature low eq fucker but I know it's me self-deflecting on my oshi at the same time

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Dear God, all you Filipinos, Indos and Brazilians are annoying as heck. I know some of you are okay, but an EXTREMELY loud minority of you have way too much time. You’re still not as bad as the American bait threads but I’ve had to filter at least 40, no, 50 threads based upon the blatant grammar inaccuracies associated with those people. For those of you who don't participate in bait threads I humbly thank you for your courtesy.
Also, stop posting on your phone.

KALLIN I LOVE YOU I KNOW YOU'RE NOT HERE BUT I BUY YOUR BOOBA MOUSEPAD FOR IT'S INTENDED PURPOSE

>>19911818
>also, stop posting on your phone
Hahahaha sem chance parceiro

I recently found a timeline where every single VTuber is a loli. It's coordinates are
1: 856511
2: 5439b
3: 54646548412
Thank me later. And if you go there, do NOT mention the song "Time of our Lives" by Pitbull
That's what's different about that timeline. Loli vtubers and sentient groundworms that prey on people who mention the song "Time of our Lives" by Pitbull.

>>19914607
Seems like your dimensiongate isn't up-to-date. There's a better one, but you need newer parameters to find it.
1: 7871105
2: 893a
3: 64484933407
Subdimension 86d (9-key: 846257838)
Travel back relatively from this dimension by 6 aeons, things progressed a lot faster there and it's all dead "now"
All vtubers are loli, and sexual content is allowed on YouTube.
The caveat is that everything that runs on cycles we can't easily understand without special equipment (very large stuff like the stars, and very small stuff like atomic spin) is about three times faster. This also means chuubas graduate that much faster, so don't get too attached.
More importantly, this causes problems with any dimensiongate that uses an atomic clock to function. I'd recommend using something rather archaic like a quartz clock or even a one-second pendulum to make sure nothing goes wrong.
DO NOT mess up the subdimension entering. Most modern gates have a function that drops you into the main dimension if you type in a subdimension that doesn't exist, but here, that's a world of entirely superheated plasma. Even if you don't die, your gate certainly will.

I had a dream where I moved to Japan and saved my menhera oshi
It's been 4 hours, I haven't been able to fall asleep again

>>19917423
How did you save her?

>>19917474
With the power of my holy sword.
No, I helped her move out of her dysfunctional home and fixed her life in general.
Also became someone she could talk to, she has no close friends.
But the immigration process was a bitch, starting with a holiday visa, then flying back home to get a working holiday visa for one year. I don't know how I would have gotten permanent resident without the shotgun marriage due the accidental pregnancy.

>>19883384
Chumbat used to track paypigs with a series of graphs and essays, he also collect dox on them because he wanted to “protect” Gura, he’s gone now though. He was the ultimate schizobud

>>19908717
You cannot make me take meds

>>19926011
insanely based

>>19911818
pag pag, huehuehue, wkwkwk

video games?

sex

>>19930671
with who? and without who?

>>19930779
all, none

>>19930831
omnisexualchad... I kneel...

I only wanted to skin people alive three times today. I think my condition is improving.

>>19881138
are any chuubas trailsfags? any who are in love with our boy, rean, haha?

>>19881138
I don't think rushia is alive anymore