/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

towa

>>19965591
no

>>19965305
Death to Mahjong

>>19965920
no

>>19965920
I miss sio's fat ass

Hi /nasfaqg/. We have several posters active on /vtwbg/ but no official representatives, and it'd be good if we were able to settle on someone who could argue for the behalf of the whole thread.
I've written a bit of lore for /vtwbg/ about /nasfaqg/ beforehand, so it does matter to me.
I'm okay with taking up that role, but ultimately I just want for someone endorsed by the thread itself to rep it, it could be me, could be someone else.

>>19966293
You and the kronie seem like the best options, you may want to discuss it between yourselves

>>19966293
But do >we really need a representative?

>>19966403
If /nasfaqg/ wants to have an official say in debated matters, yes. Since >we are a trading nation, there are several hot issues which could potentially threaten the lore we've already established.
>>19966390
I'm pretty sure Clocks wouldn't want to be a representative in that thread due to certain reasons, but I'll ask him.

>>19966523
I was just about to post how I would have to turn down being a rep for certain reasons, so yeah, no need to ask.

>>19966523
>>19966693 me
I would very much be willing to help the rep in any way i can though.

Denizens of /nasfaqg/, come play some mahjong with us:
Majsoul Friends Room 60358(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=60358

>>19966293
I don't think there's a need for a representative, Just let the ones that care take care of it.

>>19967214
>>19965920

>>19967310
You and what army?

>>19967296
In that case I would like to ask who care about it? Just so any changes or additions to lore could be discussed with those who care about the lore before they are canonized. A more unified view on what >we want to be in that project would be good to avoid confusion.

>>19962620

>>19967296
That's what I've done until now, but there's a lot of falseflagging and schizo stuff in /vtwbg/, as well as the newly established floor discussions where every thread is meant to take a single stance, ideally. Usually most threads have just a single person who cares and they are their self-elected representative, but /nasfaqg/ has several posters there.

The idea is just to gather up the discussion here and scoop it over there. It's not tossing power to a single person, it's basically tossing responsibility for repping for the whole thread and its interests.

>>19967440
.. Or we could do the infinity thing and vote on everything with 24h poals.
I fear some would complain about filling the thread with "off topic" though.

>>19967402

>>19967736
DAMN YOU AND YOUR FAT ARSE SIO

>>19967632
Dead pretty much dead so,imo, it's ok for us to do some lorefagging. Its still nasfaq related after all. Much more interesting desu

oh yeah, for the deadbeat who will rep us in the maplore thread. oppose any kind of canal making, nasfaq must control the trade routes.

I will be touching grass this weekend, does anybody want to temporarily take over updating the betting leaderboard?
It autodeploys and (You) only need to update the json data

>>19970668
I wish I could understand that

>>19970546
Already did as an individual poster, since removing that trade route would directly impact thread's identity which is trade.

Would it be fine if I became the thread rep, then? I'll wait for 24 hours for input from other posters before assuming the position.

>>19970546
>we are literally going full jew controlling the world trade routes

>>19970997
how jewish are you? we need to send out our most reliable guy to keep our spot in the global stage

>>19970997
I'm fine with a thread rep, but I'd want to still have a chance throwing out trade agreements just like what clocks did. I guess we should post wallet for trade discussion there, or until somebody wants asks for it?

>>19970668
I speaks JSON...but I'm going to be on the mic until >we get eliminated.

>>19970997
wait wait wait, what if >we make the canal for /inf/, >we control it and >we decide the taxes they have to pay >us?

>>19971226
That's why I didn't want to ask you, you're already doing a shit ton kek

>>19971208
I'm a deadbeat, I trade pretty well, I'd say that's enough to infer who I am without being gay and dropping names.
>>19971209
I also wrote the /nasfaqg/ lore bit seen here: https://rentry.org/yeznn
So yeah, the way I envisioned /nasfaqg/ is as a borderline anarchic state. I'm not representing /nasfaqg/ as government, just making sure that the voice of the thread can get an official vote/say in /vtwbg/ matters. So, in other words, invest away.
>>19971407
Nah, it'd still undercut the southern trading route which is a lifeline since we're so far removed from the Holocontinent.

>>19971417
Do I just have to update it with the brackets as it progresses to the finals? If the JSON allows me to set the closing window automatically and people are OK with one-time updates per "stage" - QF, SF, etc. then I don't mind.

>>19970997
afaik, nasfaq current lore/strength is all about trade monopoly and glowniggers right? lorewise, every disruptions/sabotage (thread schizo's) can be attributed to the merchants island.

>>19966293
I get the feeling my own personal headcanon would be terribly incongruous with anything /vtwbg/ wants.
They seem to like that oldfaggoty historic/realistic nonsense.
Meanwhile, I just think Nasfaq city is some dystopian cyberpunk setting (to explain why the Haatons have a fucking mech in every depiction I see of them) with an immense class-disparity between richfags and poorfags, run by the mysterious Ms. Honk and her team of elite district administrators, the Haaton-V.
With poorfags living in the New-York-like 'undercity' where they have to work like dogs or make it big gambling, and richfags live in the 'uppercity' built in a venetian style on the rooftops of undercity, where the famous canals are just holograms they use so they don't have to see the poorfags.
...etcetera...

>>19971627
Well, I wouldn't say that... thread schizos are basically monopolized by /infinity/ right now, both for and against it.

That being said, most instances of "suspicious funding" are probably traceable to some /nasfaqg/ plutocrat.

>>19971685
We're moving to punk history, so early New York 1850's-1900's aesthetic is something we could rock, actually. The way tech works is that it's just developed by individuals without sharing it (since no one is sharing their bots), so individual plutocrats could have access to some really wacky stuff - mechanical computers, for example.
Class divide is something I'd also imagined is there, although technically anyone can "make it" if they stick to the Old Laws of the Stock Exchange.

>>19971685
not really, /sana/ and /inf/ got higher tech lvl. the thread. imo, will only take offense if your tech affects the world too much

>>19971685
thats not a headcanon. Could be used as setting for some loreposts.
afaik, /vtwbg/ nasfaqg lore happens in a different setting from our other loreposts. We have a sort of nasfaqg multiverse going on.

>>19971524
You just have to copy the data from /api/getBettingPools, this field's contents specifically.
As long as a winOption is set in the betting pool then it will update. I don't know what you mean by closing window, but if you're asking if it automatically scrapes data, then doesn't.

>>19971834
Could also explain things such as the thinkpad and his army of machines

>>19971867
if we are doing setting now, i think we should set up a "leadership" not an official goverment per se, but the group/person who got the biggest "say" on how the nation works ie due to power etc. pretty hard to make decisions lore wise if there is no final say.

>>19971907
I'm retarded and I didn't see "leaderboard" in your first post. Yeah I gotchu.

>>19971999
Of course it's ms. honk and the devs

>>19971685
a trade league motif doesn't really work if they monopolize everything. I think of nasfaq as some kind of /vt/'s lounge thread where everyone could hang out and trade each other's news, vtuber related or not, kind of like how financial centers actually work in real life. A cyberpunk motif won't really work that way since it is totalitarian in nature, an antithesis of how merchant republics work

>>19971999
... thats pretty trivially easy isnt it. Besides the devs who uphold the old laws of the stock exchange, there could be a "council/senate of the richest merchants". the only way to get in is to buy the position. Fits the "money makes the man" idea.

>>19972140
Cyberpunk motif could still work. Think more Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex and less totalitarian regime. It is ruled from the shadows by the one and only picrel.

>>19972044
Thanks! Send me a dm of your github username or if you don't want that, an ssh pub key

>>19972214
But we could also make it that you can get a seat just by sheer influence even though you're poor. Could add a new layer to /nasfaqg/ society other than money

>>19972112
>a group of plutocrats arguing about world politics
>a shadowy figure appears
>whispers "no"
>leaves.
and that's how decisions are made in nasfaq
>>19972214
this is why i asked who will be the "rep" because i can think of a few possible names
>honk and devs
>the mitsubishi
>cypher/thinkpad

>>19972261
I have no idea who you are, you know who I am though. I have a burner github account already...and 1-2 more grug questions about what needs to be done.

>>19972232
you can't have a cyberpunk regime without totalitarianism as rapid technological development aids the total state to capture more power through data gathering and surveilance. I don't think nasfaq embody such atmosphere.

>>19972344
>a group of plutocrats arguing about world politics
>a shadowy figure appears
>whispers "no"
>leaves.
>and that's how decisions are made in nasfaq
Best political system of all /vt/

>>19972342
On a second thought I think it may be better that no such leading body officially exists, it's just an emergent property of someone having to take care of the things the shadowy dev cult wont. According to law, no such body exists, but de facto, the rich and influential govern the nation, even if they do so in a relatively economically liberal manner.
sort of fits the clique timeloop in a way

>>19972232
>>19972579
wait nvm I actually remember that >we have a resident fed here. Venetian cyberpunk it is

>be me
>influential figure in nasfaq
>take part in meetings to decide the new economics policies of the republic
>get asked what should our next step be
>"Hats, lot of hats"

>>19972870
>fed
>stalkerbud
>Morikawa monitoring everyone's trades for their report
>network anon
>that one anon who was trying to find his nasfaqg lover through trade similarities
We've lived in a surveillance state this entire tme havent we

19th hour, enjoy, etc.

>>19973062
>19:00:02

now that i think about it more deeply, honkers should be the absolute enigmatic apathetic leader and keeper of the old laws of nasfaq. the final and absolute say,. if he actually got the energy to actually speak.
for the honkers is the alpha and omega, the beginning and the end, he have giveth birth the nation that all we reside in, and he hath the power to take it all away.

Oh nyo the hour 19th post...
I unironically miss it, please don't abayo

>>19973006
simple as

>>19972725
Yes. This is what I wrote in this bit here https://rentry.org/yeznn, except that I don't think there's a "nation" to begin with. You have the shadowy devs that enforce egregious breaches of the Old Laws, and other than that, it's every man for themselves. The more money you have, the higher status you have, of course. Of course, being left to ourselves doesn't mean complete anarchy, functions kind of emerge on their own. I imagine it as a, how do I say it, "Senator Armstrong" society, extremely individualistic. The richest are basically small countries in and of themselves with their sheer amount of investment capital, and secure trade deals individually. There is no cohesive "foreign policy" or "governing body" outside of the Watchman-state Devs.

A thread "rep" is just a meta-representative. Not one in-lore.

>>19973178
>God-Empress Honk, sitting on her golden throne, in her forbidden palace, only coming out every few years to distribute new hats to the hatless masses.

>>19973308
>>>>>every few years
>he isn't a T3
>he doesn't show up for the weekly ms honk asmr

>>19973407
>the god-empress onlyfans
goddamn it.

>>19973407
>he isn't a T5
>he doesn't know about honk cockrating streams

>>19972140
Y'know, I always thought 'cyberpunk' was just an aesthetic and that there weren't any totalitarian/surveillance-state undertones or whatever.

>>19973453
in the serene republic of nasfaqg, even the god-empress has to have a way to make some money

>>19973308
Don't forget about empress honk not reading her people's emails

>>19973642
>and i, honk, first of her name. empress of the republic of nasfaq, have spoken and deemed it so.
>also don't forget to subcribe to my onlyfans accounts <3 <3 x0x0x0

>>19973513
Me too, hence my suggestion that it'd be more Ghost in the Shell and less 2077.

>>19973677
>his petition to the god-empress got ignored
>he doesn't actively talk with the god-empress in the stock exchange backrooms
ngmi

>>19973677
sounds like a (you) problem

>>19973677
>He didn't get a polite reply an hour later
NGMI

>>19973870
>>19973931
Well, at least I have my nasfaq gf

>>19973991
>He had to wait a whole hour.

>>19974021
My envy is unending

nasfaq is actually founded in a motherfucking simp economy.

>the immensely rich plutocrats have everything money can buy
>they know no hunger, thirst, or cold.
>there are more entertainment available than a man could ever wish for
>but still there is one thing the plutocrats crave
>more than money or power
>more than anything else under the sun
>the merchants crave the one thing they cannot buy
>love

>>19974100
Irrelevant, his kind words more than made up for the short wait
Nice numerals

>>19974265
*cue love songs*

>>19974265
OH SHIT I JUST REALIZED THA GROOMING NEWFAGS IS THE EQUIVALENT OF OLD RICH MAN SHOWERING BARELY LEGAL TEENS WITH MONEY GET ME OUT OF THIS SIMULATION

tampa hate

>>19974522

>>19974265
Fuck.

tampa love

>>19974522
>honk doesn't sanitize his inputs
I think I remember how it ened up last time autists from here found someone didn't sanitize his inputs

>>19974597
>>19974622
is jork. F12 lol. it actually works as intended.
>>19974587
>>19974618
The duality of Anon

>>19974667
wait people lie on the internet?

What parts do nasfaq ships have our lore?
pic unrelated

>>19974747
>I need to find "our" shit to clip from movies and TV because it's not "we"
If previous experience is anything to go off of, it's calling you silly things whenever you bring up Iname...

>>19974747
>What parts do nasfaq ships have our lore?
I'm trying to decipher what this means, am I just too drunk?

>>19974895
Nah, I think they are. They accidentally an "in" before our.

>>19974747
Secret underground gossip pamphlets and shipping club meetings.
And the real couples are just couples in-lore.

I only like one kind of shipping and it's the one who makes me money, stop it with the faggotry already

>>19975177
>the only other "hololive + delivery" images are Tako Eats and Mori answering the door in her birthday suit with her ass covered in cum
damn it

>>19974747
Fandead protection group
ohhh Konnui consortium
Applause groomers association
Josei partners club
Newhag blackmarket

>@Ayamy schizo, ETA for her to show her nipples?
@Ayamy schizo, ETA for her to show her nipples?

>Games you wish you could see your oshi play but know they never can or want to/will?
Super Mario 64 Chaos Edition
nothing is stopping Kson from doing it other than being a SEGA girl

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 61.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 16,771,275, a 0.71% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 270,504. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,426,294 shares, or 8.5% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 36,967 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 43):
>Coco :: +46.7%
>Noel :: +3.2%
>Aki :: +2.8%
>Choco & Mel :: +2.6%
>Matsuri :: +2.3%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 19):
>Ui :: -7.3%
>Sana :: -3.5%
>Kronii :: -2.3%
>Mumei :: -2.2%
>Lui :: -1.7%

31 coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $182,430.70, which is an increase of 0.41% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $387,727,811,301.81, which is an increase of 2.61% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $23,118.57. A total of 15 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $43,967,038,684.58 in total market value, or 11.34% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $259,299,846.12 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 35):
>Ui :: +58.6%
>Mumei :: +23%
>Calliope :: +21.4%
>Fubuki :: +20.3%
>Miko :: +18.3%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 27):
>Coco :: -23%
>Botan :: -16.5%
>Suisei :: -14.5%
>Gura :: -14.1%
>Kanata :: -12.9%

1 coins (Laplus) had a net 0% change in value today.
29 coins had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $203,744,285, which is a decrease of 9.84% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $276,711,272.82 today, a decrease of 29.9% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 18):
>Mel :: +20%
>Sana :: +7.1%
>Watame :: +2.3%
>Subaru :: +2%
>Lui :: +1.8%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Shion, Pekora, Miko, Calliope) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>1 coin (Koyori) adjusted red, but is still trending downwards.
>7 coins (Towa, Korone, Ina'nis, Laplus, AZKi, Kiara, Mio) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coin (Aqua) adjusted green, but is now below their pre-adjustment value.
>49 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Coco :: $684.18 Up
>Ui :: $458.57 Down
>Noel :: $346.76 Up
>Gura :: $341.31 Up
>Botan :: $279.90 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Nabi :: -$1.63 Down
>Ayame :: -$3.18 Down
>Koyori :: -$3.75 Down
>Fauna :: -$6.25 Down
>AZKi :: $7.62 Up

Overall Average movement was $42.51 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $97.87 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$82.78 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>19977929
>Towa adjusted red, but is now above her pre-adjustment value.
all me

I apologize in advance to Mori oshicoiners.

>>19983446
cypher...

New betting pool is up, will be up until 3 hours after divs, DYOR
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1494904831307173889

I miss her

>>19986794
when the fuck is she coming back?

I didn't forget to post the Divegrass betting pools, but the wiki was down so I didn't have the schedule. Betting pools should be going up shortly.

All betting pools for divegrass are up. As with last weekend, they'll close 30 minutes before the match is scheduled to start.
Due to a clerical error, Game 1 is probably at the bottom of the list.

LIVE

6 of the top 50 don't have auction licenses

why are people scared at investing Rushi? She'd still give good divvies for this week before the inevitable tanking. God I fucking hope Cover won't delete her content though

>>19996290
Because they said they're going to delete her channel.

>>19973178
>If Honk had a Text to Speech Device Episode 43
and mahjong is the equivalent to the yugioh specials

>>19996290
>>19996669
Buying rushi is a matter of heart. You wouldn't get it.

>>19975468
>Mori answering the door in her birthday suit with her ass covered in cum
You have my attention

Ohhh Konnui

night, /nasfaq/
please keep the thread alive while I sleep

I've done all I can.
The rest, is up to (You).

Who got it?
>20000000

>>20000568
oops
>>20000000

For all 1 of you that noticed, due to a failure to count on my part, all of the current Divegrass betting pools say they belong to "Day 3" even though it is Day 4. Please excuse this error. Or don't.

>>20001040
I will never forgive you for this.

Wait a fucking second... Ayamy is Korean?!
I can't believe I've been giving her money... Fucking dropped.

>>20001408
Stfu ayame

>>20001408
Ayame...

>>20001408
Don't you have nationalistic japanese forum to post on ayame?

live...

>>20004910
AAAAIEEEEEEE

I support shipfags

>>20005943

>>20005943
HOLY BASED

>>20005943
whats your favorite ship? mine is priestess and investigator!

Shipniggers out

>>20005943
Based
>>20007092
Cringe

>>20006974
Wrong, priestess has brat and the investigator has the fed boy

>>20007581
Post your wallet faggot, if you even have one

>>20007898
>pomf died

>>20007816
its to make each other jealous. have you never watched a telenovela, anon?

cant wait to lose it all

Will there be betting leaderboard later?

>>20010306
Yes. BBB, please don't archive the bets until after the divegrass day ends.

Ohhhhhhh I have to go cum

>>20000619
Absolutely disgusting

>>20010600
Thank!

Good morning, I am buying Towa 10x.

>>20010839
Cheeky.

Ina you smelly hikki octopus what the fuck

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 24)
>Korone :: $9,574.48
>Kiara :: $7,980.02
>Shion :: $7,254.44

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 38)
>Ina'nis :: -$14,833.46
>Calliope :: -$11,065.95
>Nene :: -$9,165.16

Overall Average Adjustment is -$1,088.62
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,813.68
Average Downward Adjustment is -$2,921.65

Pick up some good deals, don't get baited, and keep an eye on your zhonkbot.

Good luck to everyone in Divegrass today!

>>20010852

how are my trades?

>>20011117
>5x nene
no

tampa hate

>>20011182

tampa love

someone save me from crab hell

>>19883517
>>20011646
The Haaton-5 are assembling themselves in my history graph.

>>19883517
>>20011646
The Haaton-5 are assembling themselves in my history graph.

Okay, so... My last puzzle never got solved in the end... Since I only started thinking about setting the time limit after this one, I want to ask:
Does anyone want to try solving it one more time? The reward is 50 million, you know~? Though I won't be able to pay until the divies come in.
Or should I just post the answer with the explanation?

Also, on another note: I decided that I'm going to host the T.E.S.T. biweekly instead of weekly, so no puzzle tomorrow. This decision was made mostly to avoid the creative burnout. I hope for your understanding.

>>20012114
Wait, last one never got solved? Really? What kind of occult fuckery did you use heimin?

>shit myself while setting up zhonkbot
>lose half an hour of trades
I swear if it happens again I'll blow up this shitty game

>>20012114
yes yes yes yes
>>20012248
they made a little mistake in assuming we all had the same monitor/resolution. its okay i still love them

>>20012374
Anon you're supposed to poo in the loo.

>>20012248
Oh, this one was just basic fuckery. I'm only getting started.
>>20012414
By the last one I mean the one from the last week (with the crossword and stuff)... But thanks for your response.

>>20012672
you made a crossword? wtf I missed it.
also sorry I know what I said is kinda rude
please do make a new puzzle though

From a nightmare, I wake up.
Head groggy, pills in hand, and vision distorted.
I open the blinds, make some coffee, and lay in bed.
It's been a while since they died,
They lost everything; their greed denied.
They thirsted for wealth, hoarded riches,
Grew a successful business,
Only for all of it to diminish.
Into the air, it vanished.
Into the void, they were banished.

Taking a stroll into the trading building
I expect something, anything;
A hint of their presence, a trace of their essence.
Alas, nothing is present.
The only thing I can do is think back and regret.

I head to the trading floor disappointed.
Comparing trades with my brethren,
Laughing, joking, and bantering,
This is the usual scene.
Everything is the same,
Yet I feel the blame.
They will forever be gone,
Their story is done.
I wasn't able to make them stay,
There was nothing I could say.

At night-time I head into the marketplace;
It is a rowdy place, and I can hear cheers and praise.
The dividends were bountiful, my wallet once more full.
Excitedly, I beckon for them.
Yelling their name,
The words scarcely leave my throat.
Upon my own words, I choke.
My voice slowly fades with each syllable,
Leaving me quite miserable.

Everywhere I focus,
I am reminded of when they were here,
And before I am even able to notice,
I grow a grin spanning ear to ear.
The chatter around me begins to fade,
A scene starts to play in my mind.
It's back when we used to talk trade.
With a feast laid out every adjustment,
Like kings in our own castles, we dined.
Oh, how I missed the old times,
Those times when we used to make pretty dimes.
I'd suggest a good deal, and they would give another.
I would order, and they would deliver.
They were the seller, and I was the buyer.
Over the weather we would chatter,
Over the smallest things we would banter.
In trading we were ruthless,
We wouldn't just go for the kill,
We'd go for the murder.
The more time we spent together,
The more I wished that time would slow down and falter,
The more I wished that we could stay together forever.

Alas, no matter how much I long for their return,
time will march and my wish will burn.
My greed will never be sated,
even if for an eternity I waited

>>20012816

>>20012752
Anon, there were like 4 puzzles already...
1st - the one you thought about. 2nd and 3rd - already solved. 4th - current one, still unsolved.
It's okay, I don't mind
Well, I do have some good ideas, so next Saturday is definitely going to be fun.

>>20012816
ohhhh mourning
Excellent job

>>20012816
Kino.

>>20012816

>>20012114
I'm looking forward to the next one!
I've given it a few tries over the past week but I'm still stuck. I'm pretty sure I have all the pieces, but I just can't figure out how to put them together!

I hope you made sure that a draw is at all possible for every match today.

>>20013529
Please do!
Just a little tip: when I said in the op "be observant", I've really meant it.

Is there anywhere I can check how much money I gained from dividends?

>>20014013
Menu (the 3 horizontal lines), Activity, Dividends

>>20013822
Not exactly my strong suit...

>>20014264
It won't matter, if you get an epiphany

I wonder who the stalkerbud is stalking...

>>20014013
wallet analyzer

>>20014709
Definitely the newfag from last thread

Can a bookie archive the previous week's bets, I'm retarded and I keep getting confused
I know I should just scroll down to the bottom

>>20015860
bookies can't fix your retardation anon

>>20015860
Previous week's bets are already archived. The current week's bets say "Day 3" in error.
See >>20001040

>>20016001
>Previous week's bets are already archived

I bet on /morig/ again today.

>>20016106
They were archived when I set up today's pools last night. Not sure what happened, but they should be archived again.

>>20012816
whats the point? we'll all forget each other by the next month anyways.

We're on the telly in 20 minutes!

>>20012114
I started doing it and got quite far, to the numbers together with a shitton of clues, but then real life hit me in the face so I never finished. I could try to attempt to finish it in the coming few days.

WE'RE UP NEXT

WHY CANT I BET ON US

WE'RE PLAYING NEXT!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

data updated https://betting-iscringe.github.io/

i wasn't lying

BUY TOWA

DANSAA I HOPE YOU KEPT THE FUCKING BLOWOUT HORNS IN. I'LL HAVE YOUR HEAD ANYWAYS!

Dansaa

We have to make Abayo graduate. We're jobbing every time she's on the field.

>>20019717
i need a risu hat...

>>20019717
Hot.
>>20019753
She really is a curse upon every team she plays for.

>>20019753
It's because our meaning of abayo changed now. It's not about the thread archiving anymore

I'M COMING

There are already two teams with less points than us in third so we're guaranteed through to the RO16. Thanks for the money jabronie marks without a life!

Have some retarded shit I made with no clear purpose:
Po A Capella https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/891093314969927693/951337723103436820/01._Po._Fuck_you_Discord_display_my_moonrune_filename.ogg
Wan Wan Wan Failed A Capella -> Percussion Removed https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/891093314969927693/951337427274985502/USOWAN.ogg

>>20020119
I wish to mating press Pavolia Reine

>>20020526
Me too bud, me too.

>>20020526
I wish to mating press Joe

>>20022124
Same desu

>>20020526
>>20022124
same

>>20022124
>>20022184
>>20022811
same

>>20022124
>>20022184
>>20022811
>>20022886
same

>>20022124
>>20022184
>>20022811
>>20022886
same

>>20022124
>>20022184
>>20022811
>>20022886
>>20022907
>>20022923
samefag

>>20022993
Joe in a Gura hoodie, uooohhh

>>calli had a jump king tournament
>less views than yesterday's elden ring stream
I was hoping to be able to sell some mori tomorrow but whatever

>>20017645
>I could try to attempt to finish it in the coming few days
Please do! Same goes for anyone else interested! I extend the timer until the next puzzle gets released.

>>20022124

Zhonkbot having a fucking stroke today.

NOOOOOOO DIVEGRASS YER SPENDIN' ALL ME MONEY

NOOOOOOO DIVEGRASS I CANT SPEND ALL THESE MONEY

>>20024274
>he is winning his bets

>Chose all the first options as a joke
>won all of them

LAST WEEK'S AGGIE IS BACK UP!
https://aggie.io/bbp9_wmg_m
All skill levels welcomed! You can come and draw or just hang around!

>Why the aggie?
The main purpose of the aggie is to create fun /nasfaq/ and hololive related OC!
>Until when?
Aggie starts at 4:00PM Server Time and will be open until Monday, 9:00AM Server Time, Drawing until Thursday or until it's done
>But I'm terrible at drawing
So am I! Doesn't matter, what you draw will be full of SOVL, and we love sovl! Worst case, just hang around and talk!
>But I want to stay anonymous!
You get an anonymous name by default. Don't change it, don't say anything even, if you don't want to.
>But I hate all of you!
I hate you too! Get in there!

Will Gura kill the tree sentinel this stream?
https://nasfaq.biz/betting/0ab37d21-3b69-4637-874b-3d13e8382632
how the fuck did you bet already I just made it!

PLEASE BE AWARE THAT BETTING FOR /yah/ v /moon/ WILL CLOSE AT KICKOFF.

>>20027331
JUST KIDDING THEY'RE CLOSING NOW BECAUSE I'M RETARDED AND FORGOT CONDITIONS EXIST.

>Two strongest teams are based around purple women
Is purple the strongest color?

>>20028293
Always has been.

>>20028293
Yes.

>>20028293
Purple women have always been the strongest.

LAST SECOND BET FOR SPOON MATCH.

>>20028403
secs

>autotrader has been dying on towa 10x

Now that Divegrass ended for the day, there is something /vtwbg/ related I'd want for everyone here to discuss - final aesthetics and rough technology level.

/nasfaqg/'s core identity centers around trade, money, stock exchange, and society built around that. I think that the political/economic system described before is alright, this is more so to fit in with the new world of /vtwbg/.

NASFAQ is obviously a spoof of NASFAQ and we in terms of game mechanics, we use very modern financial lingo (sometimes borrowed from /biz/'s crypto ventures). It operates like a modern stock exchange, but so far we have brought it down to fit the lore of the world:
Originally, the /vtwbg/ world was set in the 1500's, so we went for Venice-esque aesthetics (merchant republic). Then it got bumped into 1700's so we went for a Dutch-esque feel (early financial systems and stock exchange). Now, it's set in the Victorian-esque era roughly around 1850's, but with there being a massive leeway for punk history to fit the thread aesthetics and technology.

This brings me to my suggestion to bring ourselves closer to late-XIXth/early XXth century New York stock exchange, you know, the one with Rockefeller, J.P. Morgan, Dow, all the good stuff, where investments were made globally with basically no regulations, the Golden Age.

With the society being primarily based around rich individuals, this wouldn't stop plutocrats from building their own tiny districts in any aesthetics they pleased (which also happened in the US, after all, with them reviving antiquity or european aesthetics with their mansions). This would just be for the main exchange and 'baseline', to keep us more in line with the world and closer to our "ideal" aesthetics of modern stock exchange and digitalized market.

https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Leaderboard has been updated with Day 4 divegrass bets.

>>20032309
Correction: NASFAQ is obviously a spoof of NASDAQ. The muscle memory of my fingers is forever ruined by this thread, damn it.

Brackets for tomorrow's matches. Bets will go up shortly.

>>20032309
I was under the impression the tech level was around the 1750s to early 1800s, not up to 1850s.

Anyways, I am personally a fan of the merchant republic idea, but feel free to explain more of your vision, i'd be curious to know more.

>>20032575
The average level now is "Victorian" and people freely discuss 1830's technology as if it was commonplace. With the punk history addition, you can go beyond that, its effects will just effectively be scaled back (so a musket infantry will be as effective as an early modern rifleman, or the other nations will just have more musketmen to compensate, etc.)

As I said, this wouldn't really touch the society. Still a Watchman-state where Devs only intervene when laws of the Stock Exchange are broken. Power is concentrated in the hands of the rich, wealth gives prestige, society as a whole is extremely individualistic.

This would be more in line with how NASFAQ operates, since the stock trading itself would be done much faster, people rushing in when the exchange opened rather than waiting for weeks to hear about the investment's/company's fate. Information, numbers crunching, the floor's dynamic and bustling, those are things that I imagine when it comes to those periods, especially since shares were something that was still a physical document.

>>20032313
this really shows the users with gambling addiction

I wanna have sex with Ayamy.

>>20032309
>the political/economic system described before
Come to mention it, I was thinking about this earlier. You're talking about the 'minarchy ran by plutocrats', right?
If the 'mysterious group' that upholds the laws as the de-facto government is also in charge of the entire stock market, to which the whole damn city is built around, is it really a minarchy, anymore?
Similarly, if the wealthiest people rule everything, doesn't that just make Miyaruhodo the rulers, since there's basically no way anyone will ever overtake them short of retirement, anyway? If that's the case, what does that make Ms. Honk, considering she can just do whatever the fuck she wants, regardless of the plutocracy? Is she the broker?

>>20032575
Oh, and I forgot to add: with this, we could potentially be able to merge the world in our Loreposts with the one we present in /vtwbg/.Tech will vary wildly from plutocrat to plutocrat, all inventions kept in secret since they'd be able to make others profit.

>>20033173
You are (not) alone.

>>20033209
The "government", aka. the "mysterious group" is the Devs, operating from the shadows. They let it run completely freely unless someone tries to do a transgression against the system itself, such as trying to sell -1000 shares of Towa at once. I wrote down how I'd imagine the society as here: https://rentry.org/yeznn, just upgrade the tech/aesthetics to get us closer to a real modern stock exchange.

It doesn't make Mitsubishi the rulers since people don't respect them as rulers, simple as. It's not "who holds the #1 spot", but just that people who are as wealthy as some smaller threads can probably sway a lot of decisions by sheer volume of investment. Remember - the /nasfaqg/ way is to strive for profit, not for power.

>Duplicate file exists

>>20032309
lorewise, i think nasfaq as a society will always try to tech up for efficiency and wealth, so whatever the tech lvl is, that's our stock exchange level.
>>20033209
ms. honk is the goddess-priestess of the hologoddess, representing their power through investments.

>>20033592
>i think nasfaq as a society will always try to tech up for efficiency and wealth, so whatever the tech lvl is, that's our stock exchange level.
>Shadow Government (which is really just a regulatory body keeping the stock exchange from being exploited) openly allows everyone to play to their strengths in order to get better returns and networth, so long as the market is not damaged and everyone can still trade.
Yeah that checks out.

that maplore thread will never finish anything at this point, they keep on adding things/teching up. no baseline at all

>>20033474
Yes, but a minarchy should only really be in charge of security-related mattters and absolutely nothing else, right? things like Law-enforcement/military/courts.
I can understand transgressions against the system counting as a security issue, but my question is: How would you explain additions to the stock exchange? Like, how would we explain the addition of options like shorting and whatnot, lorewise? Isn't that outside the scope of a minarchy?

>strive for profit, not for power
Nyaruhodo. I figured it was this way, just had trouble putting it into thought.

>>20033878
I'm as frustrated as you, honestly. If I could go for any era from the start, it'd have been modern stock exchange/slight futurism due to Haaton/ThinkPad lore, but we went to fit in with the world, and it changed several times. Hopefully due to the addition of punk history it stops being relevant and we can finally settle on one single aesthetic.

FML, I forgor...

>>20033878
>This 'history' thing just keeps going, like it never ends!
Whodathunk

>>20034032
It's simple: the Devs would add those functionalities via mysterious and unexplained means. Remember, NASFAQ technically creates value out of nothing by dividends/trading. I think it'd be fine to leave this part to the supernatural powers of a shadowy organization.

Technically here "minarchy" wouldn't handle law enforcement, military, or even courts, just handle the Stock Exchange and its laws. Law enforcement, military, courts, it's all in the hands of the people. Again, posting this for clarity:

>A mysterious group known as “The Devs” runs the central NASFAQ Stock Exchange acts as the de-facto government operating from the shadows. These hooded and mysterious individuals are suspected to be behind the “black magics” running the prices and creating value ex nihilo – three of them are unnamed, with only their leader dubbed “honk” daring the operate outside of the shadows. They uphold the Old Laws, punishing arrogant traders who dared to transgress them with asset forfeiture and permanent banishment from the realm. These Old Laws primarily center around the Stock Exchange itself, leaving the country’s majority self-governing.

>>20034071
Did you miss divegrass anon?
https://implying.fun/video/vtl2/2022-03-11/1/?t=48:20.0
VOD is already up

>>20034127
history never ends, but goddamn we need something to start off ya think?
>>20034039
asked the thread about the established tech level, apparently it's 1700-1800. use this as you will. i suggest that whatever tech level we use, aesthetics wise etc, we use it unless a major tech discrepancy occurs. or not, im not the one writing anyways, im bad at it

>>20034258
No, the 19th hour post...

>>20034393
>more advanced is allowed but has to be balanced with the rest in some manner.
Considering how fractured the society is and lack of central authority, as well as extreme unevenness of tech spread, it should be sufficient to justify. Besides, /infinity/ claims to be in 1800's but has recently lost their justification for it (they dropped the isolationism and started talks of "sharing technology" with their allies).
There is a strong case for us to go to the age of New York Stock Exhange (NYSE).

>>20034393
Feel free to share any ideas you have, if you have them. Just discussing these things helps.

>>20032309
Perhaps we could discuss some of the lore prompts as well? https://rentry.org/7nt3b

>>20034409
Good evening, welcome to the "how can it be the News Hour without HOUR NINETEEN to tell us?" for Friday, March 11th
Brought to you by OGEY RRat Legends

>>20034597
Yeah, let's discuss those prompts. I'll be going to sleep, but I'll make sure to respond tomorrow morning and gather up what the thread came up with to present it to /vtwbg/.

>>20034543
ooooh good luck with that. map thread will be interesting.
>>20034597
>clothing
plutocrats wear whatever the fuck they want. the average joe? depends on location methinks, i imagine that the rich also sells clothing based on their own taste, so if brat is living in the priestess district? he's naked and getting molested.
>food
export heavy i think, we harvest a lot of fish though
>entertainment
primarily gambling, whether through investments or lives.
>religion
there is no central religion on nasfaq, you believe in your oshi. even money can be your goddess and nobody will stop you, heavily judged tho

>>20034886
I'm probably going soon too, so if you can, give me and the thread some time tomorrow to write something or contribute to the conversation before you present things to /vtwbg/
Ive really managed to swamp myself in vtwbg related tasks aaaaa

>>20022124
mating press Joe in Suisei cosplay with a rubber murder axe he keeps hitting you with in a way that almost makes it adorable like a tiny mouse biting your finger

>>20034960
all brats avatarfagging have involved loli rat in cute pyjamas
if hes going to abuse priestess authority it would be wearing pyjamas as normal clothes in public not straight up naked. Priestess ocassionally picks up up like a puppy and carries him when his little legs get tired ignorant of everyones weird looks, hes rich he can do what he wants.

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 60.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 16,885,233, a 0.68% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 272,342. There are 25 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 1,440,838 shares, or 8.53% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 37,644 shares, or 0.22% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 43):
>Coco :: +11.3%
>Nene :: +4.9%
>Iroha :: +4.3%
>Ina'nis :: +3.6%
>Lui :: +3.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 19):
>Ui :: -9.8%
>Shion :: -3.4%
>Kronii :: -2.1%
>Melfissa :: -1.9%
>Baelz :: -1.8%

1 coins (Subaru) had a net 0% change in volume today.
25 other coins had a sub-1% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $178,991.02, which is a decrease of 1.89% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $377,767,560,948.90, which is a decrease of 2.57% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $22,372.66. A total of 18 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $35,663,751,851.42 in total market value, or 9.44% of market value.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest value, at $252,930,788.88 in total market value, or 0.07% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 31):
>Korone :: +30.6%
>Shion :: +25.4%
>Kiara :: +23.8%
>Luna :: +15.2%
>Kronii :: +11.7%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 31):
>Ina'nis :: -33%
>Nene :: -21.3%
>Ui :: -20.5%
>Mumei :: -20.2%
>Calliope :: -19.7%

21 coins had a sub-1% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $129,415,553, which is a decrease of 36.48% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $329,384,108.87 today, an increase of 19% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 21):
>Aki :: +23.2%
>Watame :: +2.7%
>Lui :: +1.8%
>Mio :: +1.2%
>Kiara :: +1.1%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>5 coins (Civia, Marine, Hololive, Watame, Suisei) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>2 coins (Mel, AZKi) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>3 coins (Towa, Kanata, Ayame) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>4 coins (Nabi, Moona, Aqua, Ui) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Nene :: $523.03 Up
>Ina'nis :: $393.21 Up
>Calliope :: $393.01 Up
>Korone :: -$360.76 Down
>Iroha :: $356.33 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Nana :: $0.79 Up
>Mel :: $1.43 Down
>Subaru :: $1.84 Down
>Chloe :: $1.98 Down
>AZKi :: $3.58 Down

Overall Average movement was $45.93 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $114.58 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$88.10 per hour.

Hope everyone enjoyed divegrass today; starting tomorrow we're fighting for our lives out there.
Betting pools for Day 5 are up, with proper labels and everything.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>20035695
that could be a good culture desu
>average joe clothing are based on how you can take advantage of a plutocrat taste to sponsor you etc.

>>20035752
>Ina'nis :: -33%

>Useewa is the perfect goalhorn for DON'T BUY TOWA
>is Kanata
>DON'T BUY TOWA
>They're singing together

>>20036918
im confused on what this post means

>>20036993
It means I'm retarded.

>>20036436
hold your coin anon. someone is just salty /wah/ did good in 4cc

>>20035752
ina please go back to insanely inflated levels ive dropped 5 places compared to pre-adjustment

>>20040335
She'll jump tomorrow thanks to the karaoke (or crab), and after tomorrow she'll have elden ring numbers so she'll probably go up yet again

Buy Mep Coin and Wao Coin

>>20042645
SIR DO NOT USE/EDIT/REPOST

>>20042720
Blinchama? Your vision reps?

>>20043639
kek, based

>>20042645
Nice.

what is mahjong

>>20051365
death

>>20051365
Life

>>20051365
Death to mahjong faggots

ohhh I need to shit

every 10mil do a pushup

>>20034960
>there is no central religion on nasfaq, you believe in your oshi.
wrong. >We believe in the benevolence of ms Zhonk

>>20054066
>We

>>20054066
>We
???

Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>500+ million divvies
lemme guess, Rushia? Coco?

Towa, you're supposed to be even lower for divs.

>>20054503
Not Coco, Rushi maybe

>>20054701
>Rushia still giving good dividends
I don't get it.

>Imagine not buying Calli when she dropped

>>20054935
>Calli

>>20054923
she won't soon. Better empty out your rushis this week

Benchmarks and Dividend Averages updated. Before anybody goes nuts buying Rushia, be aware that her dividends ARE less than last week. Don't forget her channel is going to be outright nuked "in late March" (read: literally any day now) and we still don't know how honk plans to handle that.
Basically, buy in at your own risk. You could very easily be throwing money away.

>>20054957

>>20055243
im selling 10x
bets that her channel will be nuked at the 14th

"born to be real" by Tokoyami Towa is available if it's March 12th for you, please give it a listen or few or a lot, preferably a lot, that'd be cool I'd think, thanks.
https://cover.lnk.to/Scream

Please listen to my wife's new song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6AmCNdwT7E

>>20059097
I don't recall making this post.

top 300 woohoo

>20059954
Nobody cares

>>20033211
I don't know if that's possibke, too much fuckery and special power shit

shipfags

>>20062257
I admire your dedication but consider meds

>>20062257
based ship

This is so sad.

>>20059954
you said you aboyod your old account cause you didnt feel like you earned it
do you feel better this time
i notice you went for a kronii decal instead of a mumei one, did he "convert" you? is your oshi changed

>>20065106
oshichanging is for faggots, I just like the oshimark so it's what I'm using for the profile

>>20065179
For once you're based

>>20065179
just for the emote huh, reminds me of something honk should do for april fools, their exists some money marks in unicode so hard traders can represent their real oshi, money.
With a board of directors on the oshiboard for people using it with the most held liquid.

>>20065179
>I just like the oshimark
bro you're literally eating KronieKock™ shut the fuck up you faggot

>>20065553
Kronie clock is tasty

>>20064364
Please don't encourage this schizo

nightRyS, /nasfaq/
I came to page 10, see you on the next thread!

tsugu kawaii

>>20067489
sex

Honk, i want the pump.