/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>20329417
remember to love your Mori

Mori feet

森りん頑張って!!

>>20329625

>>20329625
>>20329852

>>20329852
So apparently Gura has a good idea of Mori's 3 sizes. Do they share nudes?

>>20329922
If by share nudes you mean mutually get off on video call, yeah

>>20329922
Plenty of deadbeats know her (slightly outdated) 3 sizes too, you just have to know where to look.

>>20330172
I know them. As Gura says...
Big bitty, lil' waist, childbearing hips

>>20329922
Gura wishes

>>20329417
Mori's toes

>>20330172
wow

>>20330210
And she's not wrong.

>>20329899
This image is so comfy, I love it

>>20330424
Most days

>>20330470
I can't stop zooming in and staring at her feet. They look so suckable.

Why does she hate virgins so much

WTF have I done?

>>20330210
Did she say that last part?

>>20330688
Anon...

>>20330670
She's always been a chad

>>20330742
__________no

>>20330742
It was big dumpy iirc

>>20330742
She said Mori had large pussy lips

https://youtu.be/ZYg0VmLfvBo
Hey, she gets a model after all

>>20330172
>>20330210
>>20330742
>>20330845
>big bitty, lil' waist, and dump truck
https://youtu.be/iXU2kMygv2E?t=80

>>20330764
This any better?

Catching up with Elden Ring, how does she do it? https://youtu.be/EWOvcnyUcmQ?t=13770

>>20331198
Definite improvements, anon

>>20330922
Why do i keep imagine mori wearing a cat ears

>>20330922
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUTE

>>20330922
Ina looks like she's gonna fuck me

Alright, Deadbeats. Let's see who can pay proper homage to ya boy, your Mori. Write your best rap verse, whether it ends up bad or good. I am well aware nobody will do this, but fuck it.

Reminder that they TOTALLY hate each other
https://twitter.com/takanashikiara/status/1504083445902942220?s=21

>>20331678
never had a chance to run through those nights sittin' in my own prison waiting to start my own fight! FUCK IT!

>>20331877
Imagine the hatesex...

>>20331983
Never been able to rap for shit. Can't make a habit of practicin' it. I ocassionally feel the urge, no matter how absurd to write a bar or two, but I'll never be as good as you. I hope Mori doesn't see these poor rhymes coming from me. Even if I show humility, I know my sentence will be RIP.
Why did I even try?

>>20331877
I saw that tweet in global, believe it or not they found "reasons" to hate Mori over it

>>20332183
it's the same dude who had 50 posts deleted

>>20332219
Kek, I didn't stick around long enough to notice. Funny though

>>20326072
...guerilla?

>>20330922
I'm glad they can do this as an interim solution, but damn are these ugly. I can't wait for them to be able to replace these with the official models.

>>20330922
UWAA

>>20332412
Eh, I think they're cute

>>20332412
you're ugly

I've been craving holos playing minecraft that I'm almost ready to watch pizza dad

>>20332676
>block game
Anon please we just finished that arc don't make me go back

>>20332786
Doesn't have to be Mori, I know she doesn't like it.

>>20332845 (Me)
also I'm hoping that when holostars EN happens, they're five minecraft omegaautists that do these huge fucked up machines like on scicraft

>>20332889
When Holostars happens, how hard do you think the female fanbase will ship them with each other? Will it be as bad as Hololive?

>>20333178
I suppose you mean "as nijisanji" but it depends entirely on how much they interact with each other.

>>20331678
Chaos Chaos Chaos
Don't be disrespecting Boney
I drink macha, I'm no phony
Clock set back this shit's balogna
死でない 死でない 死でない
She denying what?
That's what's up, in her purple cup
Don't just flub, I see you lying and spying just denying WHAT

>>20333244
im too retarded to understand the intention and meaning of this verse

>>20333244
Check my 4s

Mori love!!!

>>20333332
One off :(

Can I get danger pay for going into global during schizo hours?

>>20333402
Sure. You earn 50% extra pay per hour based on what you were originally making.

>>20333379
Next time otsuluna Mori~

coupon beat if you're (here) draw Ope getting punched by those hand things from Elden Ring

>>20333402
Yes but the moment you engage with schizos you lose your pay and you get charged a fine for being a retard

>>20333402
Are they sensitive to her for mentioning a specific time???

>>20333311
>Go on to anonomoose board
>Engage with post
>Only opinion is someone saying they're retarded
ヘルプ

>>20333692
In this thread, people responding to bars are 50/50. The post might get a lot of feedback and have people reply in kind, or people may ignore it to instead talk about the pros and cons of sipping lean.

>>20333769
Or, they talk about engaging with schizos in global when they could be horny posting if they got nothing better to do

>>20333877
Here's an idea. Why not combine the two things? Rap about how much we want to fuck Mori.

>>20333941
I don't want to fuck Mori right now she's being menhera

I just wanna play CS:GO with this titcow whore

>>20333977
ngmi

>>20333977
She is?
also that's when you're supposed to fuck her

>>20334045
I want to increase Mori's mental darkness and make her rely on only me

>>20333977
My rock gets rock hard for this hololive star.
An erection to this body of perfection,
an injection from a semen demon
or maybe I'm just dreamin'. Ha.

I'll take that pussy from my oshi
Whether it's cunt or cunny
UOOOOAAAHHHHH EROTIC CHILD TUMMY

>>20333941
Actually here you go, how much (Y'all) want to fuck Mori

Thirsty bitches, she gave 'em stiches
Stepped on their jaw, it was raw
あい! I gotta go, this shit's a show
And for more you all go うおおおおお

>>20330670
self-hate is an art

>>20331678
Oh come on, I don't even write for my home general anymore, you can't do this to me

>>20334314
Do it or no balls.

I've always fantasized about giving Gura testosterone so her voice would get deeper, what's the equivalent for Mori? I assume it would be to put her on a diet so her tits shrink? Maybe I could give her estrogen so she's more girly?

Earthquake in Japan right now, happening on Lamy's stream

>>20334346
>Earthquake in Japan
Unless it's another Fukushima level disaster that's very unimpressive

>>20334346
She's ok

>>20330210
>lil waist
rumao

She's hungry though why is she so hungry?

>>20334796
Yeah she updated the fans she actually cares about

>>20334796

>>20334558
It happened at Fukushima and it was absolutely fucking massive. Biggest one since 2011

>>20335113
Yeah, me.

>>20335130
Your emotional state is not directly correlated to the severity of earthquakes on the volcanic island you moved to, Mori Cornicopia

>mori tripped and caused an earthquake

>>20335213

>>20334963
Obesity causes insulin and hormonal issues which cause insatiable hunger.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1504109581655429131
This Bitch...

>>20335300
Oooh that's true it's okay Mori you're doing great and you know it <3

>>20335310
at least shes owning up to the fact she caused the earthquake, maybe she is getting better

>>20335310
The Lion, The Witch, and the Audacity of this Bitch.

>>20335310
>a "downvote" button
What the FUCK

LEAN LEAN LEAN GIVE ME MORE

Titties jiggling in an earthquake

she should be sleeping

>>20335310
>the song's beat is straight taken from Chic's Greatest Dancer
nahone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_5JwRE28Us
Calli is in one of those SWARD animations and her model leaves...a lot to be desired.

>>20335443
Yep. Taking a note from YouTube's playbook, it doesn't actually show downvotes. It's hidden.

>>20335300
She's not obese you architard

>>20335484
Earthquake would have woken her up anyway and now she should probably be prepped for any sort of aftershock. She can still probably get 4 hours or so

>>20335497
Are you complaining there's no clay Mori tits?

>>20335497
Those animations aren't the best. They always feel really slow. Props to the creator, but nothing really happens in them.

>>20335557
half of what should be gotten

>>20335590
I agree. This guy's animations are fluid and perfect for the Smol style
https://youtu.be/XddC3iR-r6Q

>>20335557
>She can still probably get 4 hours or so
if she goes back to sleep at all.

>>20335551
She's mid twenties and spends most days sitting in her apt, on stream as the anime character that is Mori Calliope she has stated she wants to loose some weight. Obesity for a woman of her height is extrememly easy to reach, because "Obese" at her proportions is 174 lbs

>>20335557
I just looked it up it's a magnitude 7 quake off the coast of Fukushima. It's still significantly weaker than 2009, at most some slummy buildings are probably damaged but there is a tsunami advisory in place in the prefecture. I'd say she should wait a couple hours to go back to sleep, assuming she lives in the area. Hololive is based in Northern Tokyo so I think she's probably fine.

Why do Mori's eyes do that?

>>20335719
I personally just operate on the theory that all chubbas are failed idols/performers. One of the main reasons to fail is fatness, or just slight unattractiveness. Mori is American and a clear weeaboo, so the idea that she's chubby (even if not necessarily obese) is such a good possibility we should just treat it as true.

>>20335778
She is definitely fine, she just replied non-chalantly to Kiara on Twitter.

>>20335865
I agree on the initial thought but
>Mori
>Failed
If anything but

>>20335820
Great eye tracking + 3 Computer screens in weird locations.

>>20335871
I just saw the video, it's one of those long soft ones. Unless Mori lives in the ghetto her building should be built specifically for that type of tremor.

I...I...

>>20335719
technically shes far past obese

>>20335820
Do what, anon?

>>20335678
I didn't want to make a direct comparison, but those definitely make the most out of exaggerated expression. Sward's style almost reminds me of those Christmas specials, so there's potential if they increase frames and add a little more variety.

>>20335973
>Unless Mori lives in the ghetto
I mean, streaming doesn't tend to pay that well, especially for people in networks streaming for companies (like she is) so she probably does ngl.

>>20336025
Are you actually retarded?

>>20335980
Come on anon... Rap out your feelings...

>>20335865
She's not as slim as she was 3 years ago but I wouldn't even go so far as to call her chubby. Anyway, she's went on record saying that most weight goes to her chest and butt.

>>20336025

>>20335973
>long soft ones
In tokyo sure. But that fucker was VIOLENT in Miyagi

>>20336076
>spoiler
As much as I'd love to, I can't rap for shit. Unfortunately.

>>20336095
>she's went on record saying that most weight goes to her chest and butt
That's how all women cope when they gain weight
>>20336112
Mori most likely lives in Tokyo, obviously since the epicenter is in that area it would be more violent there. I just mentioned Tokyo because it's what's most relevant to the thread.

>>20336112
It's pretty clear Mori is probably right around Tokyo (considering the regular trips to studio), so shouldn't be too bad

>>20336246
If you don't try then neither will Mori

>>20336076
Not that anon, but...

Click, the stream goes off
Depression returns to my life
Sadly lay down in my bed
And can't help but think about my reaper wife.

>>20336321
She genuinely seems to like/not mind exercising, so losing weight doesn't seem to be a big deal for her. The fact she even talked about the 5kg on stream means she probably doesn't mind that much

>>20336076
Never got meds but that's fine
I got this reaper oshi of mine
She makes me feel happy but she makes me feel sick
I can't beat her ass so I just beat my

>>20336445

Of the Mythical crew Mori is the most likely to get fat since she's a wigger so she's be more easily hypnotized towards fried chicken and ghetto kool-aide

>>20336445
This but with Fauna

>>20336551
Don't you dare use hypnosis to make Mori gain weight

>>20336551
1 and 2 look like pregnancy while 3 is average American.

I'm seeing videos of tokyo in complete darkness. Will she even have power by the time she's up=

>>20336659
Fauna's alright. Her ASMR is good.
I was going to rap a reply, but I got nothing.
I'm so tired man. So tired. Don't quit your reaping job.

>>20336731
It's only part of Tokyo, but since Hololive is based in Northern Tokyo and I assume she lives close to them, the KFP stream might be compromised.

>>20336523
Pretty decent, anon. I'm no expert rapper or anything, but one thing I learned from Mori is that switching up your rhyme schemes or, in this case, including additional internal rhymes adds more personality. The humor is A++, though.

>>20336551
Honestly, I'd still fuck the first 2, they wear the weight away the face and limbs; 3 is for harpoon practice.

Guys I'm in Japan, What the fuck was that? Did Mori just fart?

>>20336443
Alright, I'll try, but it's probably gonna suck.

I don't need meds, I'll be ogey
Cuz my oshi's there to get me through the day
She makes me happy but when the stream is done
I feel alone, I can't stand it when she's gone

>>20336835
>>20336731
Considering Japanese service ethic, power will probably be back up in their largest city within a couple hours. I wouldn't worry about it

>>20336979
Good job anon

>>20336076
>>20336523
>>20336840
Bake threads, they pray
To the Calliope
Take meds, they say
Fuck you faggot OP!
I want to be with her
Or maybe beat her
I'm menhera like that
anons don't like that
cause when I feel hurt I think of striking her right back
I know it's my head, and it's me who's retarded
But I won't be calmed yet until the stream's restarted
Until then I'll drop rrats and shitty fics
Ryona faggots that's us pissy pricks

>20336904
>brapposting
Just take this and fuck off back to /hlgg/

>>20336983
I always forget that actual first world countries exist, I live in America and on more than one occasion my power was knocked out for a fucking month.

>>20336979
I feel like the only one here who's not mentally ill
Okay, maybe a lil, but I take meds unlike you
I enjoy my oshi ridiculously, my mind still free
Arriving at her streams in a snap, and wish I could fucking rap.

>>20337112
Everyone in Tokyo is probably on 3-4 centralized power grids, American power lines can go down and take down one neighborhood, but not the neighborhood right next to it
t.BurgerBeat

>>20337092
Prick, this is lit, this is it, spit that ick
Those words be they be raging
But that's fine, we all aging
You wanna get her ass, make her toss that glass and ask "What is a mang, fool?!

>>20337064
Thanks, it actually turned out a lot better than I thought it would,

>>20337333
checked

If Mori did this would you still love her (no homo)?

>>20337476
wtf no, they're my tits too you can't just lob them off woman

>>20337493
what if it gives her bad back pain?

>>20337476
Breast reduction or is she just holding it tighter?

>>20337530
then i'll always follow her and hold them for her

>>20337530
That's a sacrifice I am willing to make

>>20337530
Oily body massage from me.

>>20337476
Breast reduction was onvented by the devil himself.

>>20337530
Funny thing is...she hasn't talked about back pain since the animation job finished and it hadn't even come back until she started going hard on it. It's almost like hunching over a laptop for 8 hours a day drawing was fucking up her shoulders/back

Another quiet night for a NEET, staying in my room and not out on the street
You know I once had dreams, aspirations to follow
But now I drown my sorrows straight from a bottle

Ten years gone by, not a single step taken
Shit's like a bad dream from which I cannot awaken
Seek solace online, hoping that I can find
Some glimpse of happiness, even a little
But for the longest time I couldn't find diddle

One night while checkin' YT, found a chick named Mori
She was just like me, a glimpse of what I could be
My dreams have long since disappeared in the night,
But my oshi sort of brings out a light,
She shows me our kind can find success, so long as we don't rest
But every night, no matter how much I fight, I feel my energy discard
You know what they say, right? Old habits die hard.

Sorry if this shit's too gay, pity party-ish, or just bad. I've just always wanted to try to rap about that and why I love and obsess over Mori so much.

>finishing up the VoD
>Mori making the delivery wagie stand at the door waiting for her
Considering how little they make I’d figure they’d just leave it since she left instructions for that afterall so they could go do more orders.

>>20337754
I see you Anon

>>20337820
What does that phrase mean in this context? Pardon me. I'm minorly retarded.

>>20337805
She answers the door naked

>>20337476
>he still believes the breast reduction rrat is a possibility
I'll just be posting pic related, and hopefully this nonsense will be dead and buried for good.

>>20337805
THIS IS WHY WE'RE NOT TOGETHER MORIIIII YOU'RE SO RUDE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>20337330
Want to be a dope rappa, no question
But never had a pro's talent, or passion
I got no fashion
My looks ain't flashin
I'm just blindin
With my incom-
petence
Art is a race
I'm on the bench
My traits hated, my voice caveman
Can't spit a lyric
Can't flip a beat
Can't paper chase
I'm a disgrace
Shitpost addiction, what a poor fortune (4chan)
No penis friction, non-stop torture
Dota hours in thousands
but MMR deranks
Why are you striving?
could be for your idol
But who am I living for?
It can't be my choice

Challenge: You have to convince Mori to shave her head. How do you do this?

>>20337851

>>20337920
i cum in her scalp

>>20337920
I don't.

>>20337754
Put is over a slower, somber, beat and it's good. Last line in second stanza feels weird tho.

>>20337962
Gonna be real with you, I'm tired beyond all belief. I wasn't even thinking about maintaining a beat or rhythm. I just knew at the end I wanted those last four words included.

>>20337879
Things messin in your head in bed I can hear what they said wishin you was dead sliming
'round and round and round
that shit pounds, cracks the floor, stand in town they see a whore
Crack the mirror then it's clearer mother fuckers don't see what they're looking for

She's replied to Kiara on twitter since the earthquake, so she seems to be fine.

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1504109581655429131?

>>20337920
buy her a cool hat,a simple black one,she would never take it off and then BUM,while she sleeps you do it.

>>20338218
>https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1504109581655429131?
mori was probably terrified by earthquake and is currently doing some lean to cope with the trauma she experienced

God Dammit if I had just stayed awake for another 15 minute I would have been up when she ended the stream

>>20338518
>he doesn't destroy his sleep schedule for his oshi
ngmi

>>20338518
I took the next two days off of work for Fes (and an actual day vacation). I'm ready

>>20333977
But I want t fuck her the most when shes being menhera

"Yeah, Me"
By Anon

Yeah, me
I said it's me
Fucking your oshi?
That'd be me
>You know she's with her boyfriend?
Yes, I hear her on my end
We're laughing at antis, they're just so braindead
Slapped her ass, red hand mark branded
She go down on me, but I go to ascend
Don't you worry bro, I'll make sure she's well bred
Eating her out but she's kinda picky
I didn't shave cause she likes it prickly
Other deadbeats, they're too damn fickle
"She's retiring soon!" If I had a nickel...
She feels fine as long as she's with me
"I love my fans!" She's talking bout me
All you deadbeats want to be me
This entire post?
Made by me.

>>20337754 (me)
God damn you all. You've made me genuinely want to refine this shit into genuine rap lyrics. I suck at rap and only ever entertained the idea as something fun to try once for shits and giggles (like I did when I streamed with a personally made vtuber avatar just to see how hard it'd be).

>>20338487
I'm lean

>>20339150
SHEOGORATH lookin' good in some nice new jeans

When was the last time Mori had bad hiccups like in the ER stream? It was an Earthbound stream right?

>>20339209
Pretty sure she had some bad ones in a January member's stream, might be wrong though

I don't know how you deadbeats do it.

>>20339336
Do what?

>>20339387
Rhyming/rapping probably. I'm in the same boat

>>20339430
In truth we can't all do everything, but until you try you'll never know

>>20336076
Mori, Mori Calliope
The rapping reaper and frauline of fatality
The stupid bitch drinking,
optio of overthinking,
industrious idol who'll one day be my bridal
yea Mori, I wanna watch your story
I wanna see you fly and bask in all the glory
You know back in montesorri they warned me about you
"she'll have you wrapped around her finger then what you gonna do?"
Well I wish I took the advice cause now I'm paying the price
of going ghost for my mori if i'm being precise
but now I’ve said enough, not to say it never gets rough
But one thing you learned, is that you gotta be tough
It's all good though and I just thought I'd let you know
Ever since that September I’ve been a deadbeat vet
"Hope You'll remember" well I cant fucking forget

>>20339336
Are you ESL or native?

>>20339430
Just start writing. Short lines at first. Keep a simple ABAB or AABB rhyme pattern to start with. Once I did that, I got a feel for things and wrote a bit faster and more complex. Don't get me wrong, I'm still pretty shit and you probably will be too. But you know what they say, right?

Your starting reps are poorly written, there’s no way to repent, but thanks to improvising, rising, check how far you done went.

>>20337476
>believes that Mori would cut her luscious tits off

>>20339387
Deal with Mori being Mori. I just got the urge to grab and shake her while asking why she won't just calm her workaholic tits. She is great but she is also her biggest enemy sometimes.
>>20339565
Native but sleep-deprived. Hopefully you'll forgive my stream of consciousness.

Typing good lyrics and rhymes is one thing, delivering them is another matter entirely...
How Mori does it, and so much more, really is impressive. If she found the time to play around with mixing too, she would be too powerful.

That reminds me in that first yung skelly thread (when he was only writing it and didn't drop yet) a bunch of anons were like "wow rap is so easy, even we can do it lol"
then yung skelly dropped the track and it was dog shit
it ain't easy

>>20339673
Mori is full of flaws, like any human being. She means well and does way more positive things than she does negative. Plus, when she does negative things, it only ever hurts herself.
I wish the best for her and I want her to be herself. She will grow and improve over time. It's that human element that makes her so relatable, and therefore more likeable.

>>20339673
>Native but sleep-deprived. Hopefully you'll forgive my stream of consciousness.
I'll forgive you. This actually happens to me all the time roughly 12 hours from now.

>>20339676
>>20339729
Yeah, I was thinking about that as I was writing. I figure if I don't end up turning it into a proper rap, a beat poem is always an option.

>>20339749
With that perspective it makes a lot more sense. I was just being too negative. I feel that way about my oshi Ame now that I think about it.
>>20339763
Thanks anon.

>>20339729
Is Yung Skelly still around and/or writing raps?
Also, did he find a random free beat to rap over, or what?

Doesn't Mori a bit....

you know?

>>20340144
jouzu

>>20340144
If I hear this fucking copy pasted, unoriginal prompt one more damn time, I swear to God.

>>20339673
>I just got the urge to grab and shake her while asking why she won't just calm her workaholic tits
I do wish I could be there to calm her down and not let her do stupid shit but as you can see I am not.

>>20340265

>>20339673
I accepted the wigger in Japan is living her own life, as should you, Anon

Save yourself first

so... what are you all doing these dead hours
t. sapbeat

>>20340704
writing rap scroll up nigga

>>20340704
Studying, playing some Elden Ring (or some other games too), writing fanfics that I'll post on /wg/. You know, the usual.

>>20340704
I'm finally watching Pekora's play though of Sekiro. Normally I'd throw Luna on in my background during this time but shes on break for the week.
T. Himebeat

>>20340704
Procrastinating sleep while borderline unconsciously writing rap lyrics. Pondering existential shit after this thread got pretty dark and depressing.

>>20340704
Jwu and cooked some breakfast. Now I'm gonna try and get my homework done before the collab.

We all know Mori looks at this thread. What do you think her reaction to our raps is? Does she feel ashamed that these are the types of people she has created? Is she happy we're all rapping on her behalf? Is she cringing from how bad they are? Is she plotting the assassination of Yung Skelly?

>>20340704
Watching old wrestling clips.

>>20341028
Yung Skelly was so bad he doesn't even deserve being looked at

>>20341028
The less obsessed you are with the possibility that she's here at any given time, the better the thread quality.

>>20341128
I'm not obsessed. Just wondering out of curiosity. If she's here, great. If not, that's fine. We just know she checks in here, so I'm wondering what her reaction is.

>>20341028
People inspired by her and writing lyrics about things that make them happy and/or boost others up? I think she would be proud.

>>20340704
Finishing up work for the week by going hatd, I dedicated the next two days to watching the Fes with some drinks and cooking some nice things for myself

>>20341244
Just get inside her head, anon

>>20337805
Doesn't she tell them to leave it there in the first place? I do it all the time here to not run to the door. They ring the bell, drop the package and leave, I get out when I can and grab it.

>>20330922
>Myth collab
>5pm EST
Haha...yeah...

Do you think she'd ever hold a rap writing contest?

>>20341398
That'd be sick. Someone needs to get the idea to her.

>>20341398
A bunch of finalists for the remix contest already wrote original raps over the track.

>>20336551

>>20337092
Okay, this is kinda good? Especially for a faggot like you

>>20341398
Release a track for use and tell people to put their own lyrics onto it. Would be a lot of fun. Maybe with a rule about keeping the lyrics related to Hololive or her lore.

>>20337754
fix the last couplets on the last 2 stanzas and you got a stew going, i think

>>20333977
Me neither, I just want to give her a hug and tell her everything's gonna be okay.

>>20341924
but I don't want to rap on it, just write...

>>20337476
>people saying no
Fags.

>>20339676
>How Mori does it, and so much more, really is impressive.
Impressively indecipherable for my ESL ears. I wish she'd slow the f-word down sometime.

>>20340704
Playing Earthbound, fun game, haven’t needed to do too much grinding so far. Though the Titanic Ant game me quite a scare but I still won.

>>20341244
>I'm not obsessed.
>/森/
lol
l'mao

>>20341936
Couplet being considered a line in this case, right? I've never had any sort of musical experience and googling things only gives me a vague idea as a newcomer.

>>20342080
Even as a native speaking, Mori's motor mouth is sometimes too much. Multiple listenings are needed to fully get it. However, she has definitely improved with her delivery so words are clearer. Some would like to see her not try to go as fast, with so many words in a line, but that's usually her style.

>>20342319
I can usually understand everything she says except for her absolute fastest speech. When she goes ham in Red, she completely loses me. Of course, the volume on her vocals is too low on that track, so it's a bit harder to understand her to begin with in the more intense moments.

I wrote a diss rap a long time ago when season 1 mori was still struggling using this beat.....but I can’t rap. It’s pretty outdated now too. I called it, reaper requiem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjckFjuUB3U


Everyone on your nuts and shit mori... but quite frankly…
your last ep was damn right embarrassing
Had a million years And you still can’t fukin sing
Your contents just getting drunk and deadsimps still pay.
Only streamed 1 hour? Better call it a day!
(PEACE)
Still Cant speak Japanese, man u barely speak English
Stay thirstin for Charlie he like “who.. is this again?”
Poor Mori just can’t get a win; thinkin she gangsta just a dork who needs to put down the pen
That First garbage ep was a 1/10 and off with their heads? bitch you steppin on thin -
Ice
Mori be feelin she real nice I sip lean back spit fire talk reaaal nice

Still Arguing with kids online who don’t even know you exist...
Take your meds it’s pathetic who’s living in who’s head rent free again? (DUMMY)
Gotta imagine under the hood youre not that bright with those Iyrics -lag behind mine like your debut model
Oh damn Too harsh? that line stung huh go drown in your cheap ass convenient store wine bottle!
(hahaha) shao Kahn laugh
it’s ok hope you ain’t crying too hard Mori Get all that snot off wipe your face
Just accept being the Worst v-tuber in hololive and that your “rappings” a fucking disgrace (get that shit outta here (my face)
Tryin to rap like Eminem don’t make up for your corny ass cheese cringe wack lines, even sound cloud rappers do better if you a reaper im a goddamn weapon like tech
N9ne

Listen I ain’t even a rapper and still do this shit better than you it’s just that true
Ohh hi I’m Calliope Mori abloo pee pee poo poo
Oh that was supposed to be ironic? You Only in hololive cause of blind luck
Hope your fans get your shitty written lyrics. nope? Welp explain to em again (AHHH fuck!)
Guess it’s Time for lyrical breakdown hey kids gather round listen real close!
My names calliope mori i shit out bad lyrics and trust me their all really gross.
The deadbeats are boney ass losers all your simps are lil kids and house husbands
White knights super chatting you and now they slamming on my goddamn thumbs down button
“It’s ok mori we still love you though mori it ain’t all just your fat ass tits!”
“It’s ok you can hurt us DAD we’re all just loser masochists!”

That’s the end of storyy reaper you’re the worst at the game know that ain’t nothin new (like always)
Time to Retire maybe join v-shojo, dont worry they’re all really llame( like you?) you’ll fit like a shoe
Yea I know I just ripped ya a new one the sky ain’t always pretty and blue
Reaper thinkin she the only one killin it but my words are way more deadly than YOU

>>20341028
what do you think homie that shit slaps right? don't worry I got some beats that's got some bottom for yo bottom!

>>20342288
couplet is any 2 successive linked lines

basically i think diddle is really forced and clumsy sounding, as is "energy discard"

personally for the 2nd verse id try and do another rhyme with "find" and "time" to connect it together since you already have those words in there

>>20342407
A little tough love? Some of this stuff came up in guh. Funny if you thought of this before she wrote that.
Lucky for you, I guess(?), you didn't rap it and then go on record as the first Mori diss track for Deadbeats to lol at.

>>20342407
>(hahaha) shao Kahn laugh
bars

That low poly Mori looks really cute, looks like they gave her the blazer-style school uniform

>>20343065
Got'cha. I felt uncomfortable with diddle, but kept moving on anyways. The energy part is a bitch because I genuinely want to end it on that habit quote, but it's hard to make it work.

>>20343207
dawdle instead of diddle, make it work desu ne

I do think Mori is gonna mog everyone at dance practice assuming she ain’t fucked up by the earthquake ruining her sleep. While both her and Kiara have stage performance experience, I’m wagering Mori to have far more experience to know how to conserve her energy. Very interested in how her RFA streams pan out, especially if they’re going to be regular things like she implied and not just one offs like everyone else.

>>20343349
certainly not at 6am

>>20343349
Anon, that's not how you lower expectations to avoid disappointment...

>>20343446
If she times a nap right she might be ok. Her sleep schedule has been fucked lately.

>>20343095
I woulda been ahead of the curve. If only I could actually spit I woulda done it too

can I just say how much I love this dork Calliope Mori?

>>20343565
>not hoping for the best despite the possibility of disappointment
>letting doomposting infect even your expectations of how genki your favorite streamer will be
Legitimately not gonna make it deadbeat

>>20341386
EDT*

Mori Mori Mori, can't you see
Sometimes your boobs just hypnotize me
And I just love your meaty ways
It's why 2views broke and you're so big

My mental will go tits up
If I don't see your tits now
Here's an important lesson
In impotence prevention
Whip out your reaper puppies
My dick does an Apollo 13 impression
Satisfy my cock, don't be like that clock
who covers up her tits, as if she's not a bimbo ditz
Keep your deadbeats happy, calcium is good for bones
Reaped by choking on tits, I couldn't ask for more
Pardon my French and I don't mean to be crass
But I want to throat your nips while I grope your ass
I hope you moan my name straight down into my ear
while I chomp down on them with no anxiety or fear
and twirl my tongue around your peaks like I was thirsty in the desert
and knead your butt with all ten fingers, giving it endless teasin'
But back to breasts, my biggest love and your main attraction
If not for your beautiful boobs we wouldn't have this conversation
Mori I love your smile, your songs, your problems, the entire cutest package
But I can't stress just how much your rack gives my balls a wreckage
I know I'm one poor songwriter, I wouldn't rival the biggest hits
But I really wanted you to know how much
I FUCKING LOVE YOUR MILKY TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>20344195
Nice anon

>>20344195
Um, "based"?

>>20344195
>g-guh?!

>>20344195

>>20344107
Heh, watch me, I already made it this far

what time do we think the next ER guerrilla is coming?

>>20347234
1 AM CST

>>20347338
fuck that I have work

why are mori fans so detestable

>>20347338
she should just sleep

>>20348510
Yeah, with me.

>>20348510
Anon that would be 3pm her time

>>20348563
FOXBEEEEEAAAT!

>>20348625
she's getting up before 6 am, dancing for hours, yes she should nap

>>20348625
Fuck off! I want Myth collabs goddamnit!

>>20348563
>you will never be the big spoon to mori clutching her fox plushie
why live

>>20348999
She's doing what she can

>>20348408
I love you mori

go to sleep deadbeats

>>20349384
I'm at work

>>20349384
I actually will despite the collab happening in like a hour

>>20349503
Is power restored? Mori won't be there without tit.

>>20349384
It's literally the afternoon for me idiot

>>20349384
It's 3pm here the fuck are you smoking?

>>20349384
i will after the kfp dance thing

She is awake testing her equipment right now

>>20350017
Thanks Lui.

>>20350017
she should test my equipment
by that i mean my penis
she should test it with sex

>>20350017
Let's hope.

>>20350017
Thanks Mori

Alright lads, we all know there's gonna be a delay. Give me your predictions on how long it is

>>20350386
15. Going small. Also it will be Ina's fault

>>20350077
She's definitely awake at least, she just liked some Council art

I bet she doesnt come to this thread because we stalk her

>>20350775
Anon... she stalks US
We are but prey

fucking 2 am and im still awake hell yeah, you better jiggle those tits hards mori to make it worth mori

>>20350944
Hello from.... India?
मौत की पूजा करें

>>20351122
SEA

>>20349384
I would if I had my Mori daki

Did she do it? Did she actually rest up?

>>20351686
ฉันคิดว่างานเขียนสวยนะถ้าเป็นของคุณ

>>20351727
Possible, but that earthquake sure didn't help.

>>20351727
5 hours at most

>>20350928
I do wonder what she thinks of the things we post here and /vt/ in general.
For example at what point does she think hornyposting becomes creepy and does she use any of the more tame one for an ego boost?
Does she dismiss all posts from concernfags or are there any that she find valid?
What kind of anti posts does she find funny and which ones would she completely ignore, same for theory crafters; does she force herself to not clap back at some of the more retarded and annyoing ones or has she learned something from the past 2 months.

>>20351813
Shut up and get ready for the stream, Mori.

i love this model style, and mori looks extra adorable in it

>>20351813
I think she's the type to seek out blood looking to get banned

>>20351813
pretty early on. The comments about asspats were directly partly at us

>>20352101
patting mori's ass...

>>20351813
Send her $100 dollars and find out

>>20352101
she hates is because we're hugbox ;(

There are quite a lot of delusional people here...

>>20350440
Alright Prophet, let's see if you nailed the culprit too.

Theres the delay

>>20352306
Yes

>>20352204
granted we're not always hugbox, but we're creepy too. Also the non hugbox shit is too often trolls. So yeah I think she'd never come to this thread

>>20350440
We have a winner (doubt it was Ina though)

>>20352473
>i have to use the anti threads in the catalog to let her know i love her
fucking mori

>>20352497
Uno collab makes her a perfectly fair guess

https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1504202614342230018

mori my body isn't ready

Prepare thy selves

I hope she flips us off like Gura did

shes been excited to be 3d since debut

I hope she slowly gingerly sets down a gun

>>20352101
She does deserve praise and she should learn to accept it sometimes but it's not like she hasn't had genuine criticism from here either.
>>20352178
I love Mori but I'd never send that kind of money to anybody online. She'll have to make due with a membership.
>>20352204
Nothing wrong with hugging; I want to hug Mori plenty and especially while naked in bed together.

I hope we great expressions like this

>>20352931
there's praise and then there's asspats we're guilty of both

i don't believe this "she doesn't like praise" thing when she starts shit on twitter then proceeds to like every tweet reply that agrees with her

>>20353048
I'm going to lick her ass

I really needed to go get a haircut after work. No way in hell am I gonna do that and risk missing a moment of this.

>>20353137
She's a professional anime girl can you trust a word she says?

>>20353137
liking tweets does not equal praise. She gets real tired of chat/reddit upvoting and yelling about how great and perfect everything is after scuff.

Whenever I heard 5kg gained during lockdown I never figured it was much cause small number, but converting to US measurements that’s 11lbs. That’s a lot depending on her frame and relatively smaller size of women. I really think RFA might be a game she starts playing even off stream if she’s serious about working out again.

>>20353269
Yeah I gained like 15 lbs and could feel my body just failing in some places

>>20349503
Based sleepbeat

>>20353269
exercise doesn't make you lose weight, diet makes you lose weight. Exercise+diet makes you gain muscle/tone which makes keeping weight off far easier

go time

>>20353448
she needs to go on a meth diet

she will fight with gura using her middle finger

Let's GO! Time to dance!

>>20353448
Cardio focused workouts and keeping your normal diet can result in weight loss, but it's heavily dependent on your metabolism

>>20353557
Just eat broccoli. Steamed broccoli as much as you can stomach as often as you can stomach it. That will fill you up so you're stuffing your fat face with other things and you'll lose weight.

>>20353448
>>20353557
Don't worry if she takes more special project she'll lose weight from the enormous stress she's under!

>>20353625
it is so inefficient timewise that you should just improve your diet.

>>20353663
can you not be a massive faggot about this for a day

>>20353606

>>20353625
i'm going to improve her metabolism
with sex.

MY MORI IS AN IDOL

>>20353786
Yeah, with me

>>20353761
>we might get Mori doing the torture dance in full 3d shitpost glory soon

>refresh page
>stream has been going for 5 minutes already
Susan you fucking CUNT

I FEEL LIKE CRYING

why is she like this

I love it

SHES GOT SO MUCH ENERGY

A WORTHY OPPONENT FOR OPE

SHE GOT A GUN! GET DOWN!!!

GET DOWN!

I LOVE HER I LOVE HER IBLOVE HER I LOVE HER

THIS DORK

>Gura goes straight to sassing her
Gombles stop being better than us you flat cunt

oh my god i love her

>>20352891
SHE DID IT

>immediately gravitates to Gura
yes yes yes yes yes

Mori off her shit

AAAAA IMEDIATE gravitation to
GURA

>>20354824
>>20354883
The bonds of Bones and Bros will never be broken

I love her

SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL

>>20354563
Takamori Kino…

Watton get in there you shy idjit

OIKAKETE NE

I LOVE HER AND EVERYONE

Man it's really starting to show how competent Kiara is next to everyone else.

HAT

>>20355392
She is a wotaku after all

>>20355392
>I'm having a brain-freeze

>>20355443
Yeah she's really cool.
>>20355504
Even still....

Today is a good day, deadbros

Onaji mirai wo mite itai
Ano yume te ni shitai…

she gets to show off her girly side

"Oh so you like tomboys?"

>ywn hang out with schoolgirl mori after school
why live

This woman has exactly one thing on her fucking mind and ITS FUCKING

she's so excited and ADHD even if it is 6am

mori spreading her legs...

my Mori doesn't float she flies my immersion ruined streamed dropped

My immersion :-(
I want to imagine that they're all in the same space.
Well it's already fixed so I guess it's not a big deal.

>>20356018
>>20355810
They're all seeing eachother in first person stop being babys

OOOOUH

HOLY HIP SHAKE

She really does have ADHD...