/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>20403414
Fuck a-chan and sora and make both of em fight over me

>>20403414
Ask for Gura's adress and proceed for CORRECTION

>>20403414

The same thing Watame is thinking in that picture.

Sex with Aruran.

>>20403414
Passionate sex with Gura

So you guys would purposely destroy Hololive?

>>20403414
I'll aim to push for an anime adaptation or a Persona-esque game focusing on holostars.

>>20403571
It's easier if you do it from the inside

50k subs and a small album
also gura's cunny uoh

i’ll do a Ring Fit Adventure collab with Calli, but it will just be me fucking her in the mating-press position for 1 hour in front of like 20k cuckbeats

I'll create a yubigate that'll make the last one look like a joke. My victim will be Ina

>>20403414
literally i become the EN vinny and just have fun

Stop sounding like an esl.
Learn how to sing at least 5 songs.
JP reps.
Holostar reps.

>>20403414
>spam Apex everyday
>fail and only reach Platinum
>get pity invites to play Apex with EN, ID and JP
>make /vt/ seethe

>>20403414
i would rape myself

>>20403414
get close with kronii and leak a sextape with her to commit the largest yab of the centuty

>>20403414
Boyfriend Experience ofc.
NijiEN prove that works and brotuber fails to gain traction in the west.

>>20403414
Leak the personal information of everyone in EN.

>>20403414
grow an audience and have a good time

>>20403414
Get close to kanata so i can be friend with her and had a chance to see coco so i could say her thank you to her.

Be sad because I can't collab with my NijiEN oshi.

>>20403414

Hag impregnation

>>20403414
Being in the same room that Ame so I can rape her.

>>20403414
Build a rapport, and then eventually lambast the careers of my fellow EN homos alongside myself in an intricately planned gigayab so that all of us get purged from Holopro history. I’d do so solely to protect my oshi.

>>20403792
That would be nice, especially since every English male vtuber I've seen just tries way too hard to sound sexy

Play through every single version of Rayman 2 available and follow up with an 8 hour stream where I compare and catalogue all the details and differences between versions.

>>20403946
Based. Let's go Dreamcast Rayman 2

>>20403414
I'll befriend my oshi. Then fuck her.

>>20403414
impregnate them all

>>20403414
Gura, shion, and laplus rape correction.

>>20403414
make holo depend on me by blackmailing YAGOO with insider knowledge and scream racial surls every stream

Do tons of japanese reps so I can collab with the JP stars and get Aruran's secret pizza recipe

>>20403414
>(You) get accepted in Holostars EN what is your first goal?
Track down and murder the person responsible for perms and replace them with a PAC intern that actually understands how to use eMail.

BLACKSOULS permissions.

>>20403414
Become your number 1 oshi while being absolutely immune to all YAB.

>>20404004
ESL tourist-kun...

>>20403939
> especially since every English male vtuber I've seen just tries way too hard to sound sexy
but why tho

>>20403414
-create GFE concoction that makes lonely chinks girl orgasm only with them hear my voices, grumbling, and moans
-moving on countryside and enjoy my passive income akasupas

>>20403414
Play morrowind

First, I'll make a quick trick brick stack
Then I'll make a quick trick block stack

>>20403414
Force people into watching my covers by emotionally blackmailing their oshis.

>>20404037
BASED BASED BASED.

And Blacksouls 2 please.

>>20403851

>>20403414
release an album
I want something that could be like a story, like the life of someone but in an album. From childhood to adulhood changing the genere according to the age of said person and what he lived through.
And have a live concert like astel 3D debut some day, that would be great.

>>20403414
Stalk, rape, and mating press every single member/ex-member of every branch until they're all impregnated with my seed.

Immediately Karaoke "The Air that I breathe" just to bring it to zoomers' attention.

>>20403414
Get Suisei-senpai to notice me.

>>20403884
I was just about to say this. Fck the EN I mean I like them but fck em imma get as far as I can from them.

>>20404068
fujos

I wanna stream Warhammer and organize a regular D&D campaign while also being a workout bro rep streamer.

Get bitches, get money
Simple as

>>20403414
play minecraft and ark

Get Xcom permissions, make my soldiers based on Holomems and/or their fandom mascot
Have an at least somewhat decent DMC playthrough
Play GTA games not named GTA V

>>20403414
Rape and breed Oga!

>>20404525
You sick FUCK, but at least you didn’t say Apex.

"accidentally" leak my lewd discord convos with the girls

Campfire chitchat streams and first person rpg.

>>20403414
Teach the idols how to race like a pro on circle tracks in a racing game

>there are anons giving serious answers to this meme question/scenario
All the EN homos are going to be /here/, aren’t they?

>>20404399
fuck off that's my niche

>>20403414
Speedrun Elden Ring for 8 hours a day

>>20403414
Make life a living hell for EN management.

Make a fake discord chat log of me and the other holostars being racist and saying faggot or whatever. "Leak" it on stream by accident. All of holostars graduate and I single-handedly save Hololive.

>>20405220
the good ending

Start collecting roommate information on everyone so I can drop a fat 17 page donezo manifesto when I get my big drama moment

>>20404112
Based Amelio

>>20405004
tfw when management will get angry because they you didn't actually do anybof these things

>>20403414
Impregnate

>>20403414
Be like Ayame and Sana to make /vt/ seethe all day.

Read all the discord logs

>>20403414
make Cover realise how terrible their idea of starsEN was

>>20405324
>donezo manifesto
holy shit you just threw me back to 2015. take me back bros...

go on hiatus after ripping out my vocal chords from metal karaoke

>Play for a while
>release songs
>reject female interactions even those outside hololive
>release more songs
>3D
>Idol concert
>become idol

play nice and slowly collect every little piece of private info from the girls and release the final yab during myth anniversary

>>20403414
Start some sort of regular talk-show style segment for my bros and shamelessly shill it on Holotalk if I ever get invited on there

Play TF2 MVM with my gen mates, Ultrakill cybergrind wave 100 endurance and cover a Luis Miguel song for the lols

>all shit ideas
no wonder why male vtubers do so bad

>>20405773
dont need to lie here, save it for the audition

>>20406677
I agree, but give examples of “good” ideas.

>>20403414
Mog NijiEN

Bring up Taiwan

>>20403414
Impregnate your oshi.

Correction.

>>20403414
to show my feet on stream

Have a big collab with all en and mention taiwan.
Or try something to get fucked over by cover

>>20403414
Confirm if your oshi in 2022 is a fat bitch or not.

Flirting and making out with Shien on-stream then, when it gets more passionate, ending it early.

Crashing the holofes stage... with no survivors!

Interact a lot with NijiEN
Make /hlgg/ seethe
Make Pomu begin to question her sexuality
Flirt with her a lot
Arrange an offline collab with her
Arrange dates with her
After enough time passes Pomu finally confesses
Tell her "LOL, get fucked Nijishitter, HoloPro for life" and dab on her

>>20403414
>Log into star Minecraft server
>Make a US embassy in the server
>Change every sign into English
>Sex with astel
A little trolling in my end

>>20403414
Try and get perms for some weird ass games that no one would expect to see. Laugh when it becomes a flavor of the month on the Holo JP side.
Do whatever I could to get this board, particularly /hlgg/ seething and/or on suicide watch. Without actively antagonizing anyone's actual fanbase, the other 99% that isn't /here/
Off collab fuck your oshi

You know, the expected stuff.

>>20403414
Doxx everyone.
Not just a "hey this is their face, look at them" kind of doxx, but a "this is their home adress, their schedules, their full names" kind of doxx.

Play sex with hitler on stream

Collab with Pikamee. Bait her into UOOOOOHing. UOOOOOH along with her.

start drama within and let it escalate till each holo member hates each others guts while holo slowly crumbles from thr inside

>>20407925
That man's name? Nigger

>>20408097

>>20408178
oh.

>>20403414
Cause the final yab so /vt/ has something to talk about again

>>20403414
Play through all the oldschool classic boomer games while shit talking about random crap and the game mechanics.

>>20403414
First order of business sex all the Hologirls

Solidify myself as the GOAT singer amongst all male v chuubas. It’d take some time and some lessons, but I think I can do it

>>20403414
Build a Gigantic Penis right outside the JP/EN Portal.

>>20403414
Collab spam the other stars so hard they can't even think about collabing with the girls. Convince stars that mixed gender collabs are massive yabs waiting to happen. If any of them collab with the girls regardless, invite them for an off-collab and graduate them.

>>20403414
Rim kiara's asshole

Tell Gura how I'm a huge fan and then deal with the depression from her not responding.

Killing myself on stream would be a kino way to go

>>20403414
Collab with trash taste and wonder in a stream if someone would send me condom money for Connor too

>Play around and have fun, like what do I even do?
>maybe a song for the whole career, since my singing voice would make the karaoke stream would be an equivalent to CBT
>host some chuuba CS tournament
>make friends
>maybe Watame collab to make max0r seethe
That's it. I'm too stupid to think any better

Play and finish all big classic games (like Megaman, Castlevania, Mario, Sonic, Zeldas, Clash, etc)

>>20408880 (me)
fml I made a typo
>beat games at higher difficulties, speedrunning and stuff
>git gud at Apex (?)

Reject any hololive collabs, but still accept invitations from female vtubers outside the company.

Fingerbang Ollie

>>20403414
Call someone a nigger on stream.

Call out omegatroon faggotry and force him to allow the Kiara Pomu Collab

>>20403414
Collab with as many of the female members as possible while avoiding
>>20408583
this guy and making sure to never meet up with any of the male genmates off-collab

FPS-focused, but minimal apex. Vestibular problem.
Series playthrough like DMC, Metal Gear, Doom. Lore discussion and shit.
A song here and there, karaoke stream once to test the water, since I have the impression that I had no control over my voice when I sing.
CS tournament watchalong if I get big enough.
Make friends.
Watame collab somehow to make max0r seethe.

>>20403414
Have sex with Roberu

>>20403414
Incline the Stars branch while mogging the shit out of Myth, ID, and Council

>>20408583
Manufacturing an entire gen destroying yab would probably be more effective, but this is the second best approach. I would do everything in my power to prevent stars x live collabs while trying to get us to succeed by our own merits.

>>20403414
To stream 5 days a week and laugh at faggots from /vt/ who bitch and moan about me "not streaming enough"

Begin educating the masses about the superiority of GNU/Linux

>>20403414
Go on the Astel Disneyland tour

>>20403414
Quit reading /vt/

>>20403414
Groom faufau into cheating on her boyfriend then force her to lick my ears every afternoon.

>>20409704
I wouldn't be mad about this

>>20403414
Unironically start talking about romcoms.

Do my best not to swear, try to learn japanese, stop ignoring the voices, that would be nice content.

>Provide BFFE (Bedt Friend Forever Experience)
>Never talk to the girls unless doing a Bro thing for her gachikois
>Try to foster as much fan interaction as possible
>Provide stream to promote self improvements and introduction courses for certain topics
Something like that. Generally, I'd like to provide long lasting benefits for people that watch me.

>>20403414
Declare myself as an imperial loyalist, praise the emperor then annouce Japanese superiority

>>20403414
Recreate that Nene uuoohhh clip

>am gigantic pussy
>don’t like getting startled and the horror genre
I would spam the shit out of every horror game under the sun. I mean at first it would be to milk the reactions out of me, but after a certain point it would be a challenge to gradually un-pussyfy myself

>>20403414
>release a king cover
>play minecraft, apex, mariokart or the most recent pokemon games
>sing the same 5 japanese songs every karaoke

>>20409704
I wonder if the Hololive app would run on leenucks

>>20410820
Do Baka Mitai again, anon.

>>20409577
Based and same

stream paradox games and Shogun 2. Might as well play vanilla Empire total war to laugh at how janky it is

>>20403792
This but Joel, my sense of humor is too childish for me to be Vinny

>>20408695
There are two ways you could command her attention.
1. Karaoke with lots of folk/bluegrass music.
2. Demonstrating exceptional skill in DMC.

>>20403792
Sonny has the potential but he keeps nerfing himself. His humour might be too much for the average Nijitwittard but oh well.

>can't play games with mods
Well there goes my new vegas playthrough

>>20404911
>Race like a pro
Anon they can't race worth a damn much less be bothered to learn how to race like a pro. If you want to do a demo derby with the JP girls, tell them you want to do that. I have no doubt Suisei would be the first to jump on that idea since she's a hot chick who enjoys murder

>>20403862
Already been done anon.

Try and marry Noel, I'm a lesbian woman so I think I have a chance

sex with oga

>>20403571
>>20403624
Why would yo need to put effort into it?
They are already doing a great job of doing it without outside help.

>>20406723
doing bfe like the nijihomos, ASMR, roleplay, or having any kind of entertaining hobby like drawing. Generic male streamers with anime avatar are worthless, i want the cute genki bfe.

>>20403939
hate how obviously fake and audio boosted their "deep voice" is

>>20413512
I hope I make it in for your sake, I guess.

Do a 2+hour punishment game stream with a game I'm utter shit at. With the punishment being barbell exercise sets so I can farm thirsty fujos while keeping fit. This would be a weekly thing I'd do while encouraging other Stars to do something similar.
I would not interact with any of the Holo girls. Not even Twitter follows or likes.

>BBQ streams
>ring fit adventure would be a normal thing, not a one and done
>dota 2, mostly casting heralds and majors
>2000's gaming like mass effect, dragon age, bioshock, halo, etc

>>20403414
Save Matsuri. Also never collab with a EN girl.

>>20403498
>>20407632
>>20409577
>>20404578
>>20413415
Based gay anons

>>20403414
Gather all rrats, evidence about their irl relationships, download all history from their Discords, including their opinions about their fans, get their trust, so they can shittalk coworkers and then post in ALL /here/
I don't care if I'd go to jail for it. I just want to cause 7th thrumpet. I'm noone so I want to be remembered as one who burned Rome

>>20403414
clog the toilet in their office to assert dominance

To be loved by you like how you love Ame. I bet it feels good.

>>20413882
Based harbinger of doom

>>20403414
I will play nothing but Minecraft
Only in the 1.7 version btw

>>20403857
>>20403886
>>20404112
>>20405220
>>20405324
>>20405891
>>20407992
>>20408258
>>20408478
>>20408583
>>20408695
>>20409354
>>20409612
>>20409632
>>20409664
>>20409763
>>20410144
>>20410332
>>20410802
>>20410820
>>20413882
>>20414197
me

>>20403414
Graduate. I mean; stream For Honor, Iron Harvest, Skullgirls, and Thems Fightin’ Herds. I mean it’s basically the same thing.

>make youtube videos besides streaming
>play most of the eastern european childhood games on stream: warcraft3, need for speed most wanted/underground 2/carbon, dota 1 6.74on gameranger with chat for 3-4 hours, heroes of might and magic 3 etc
>stream video editing and show the process of shitposting
>cooking streams, a lot of cooking streams
>review viewer sent dishes
>promote lifting and bloatmaxxing
>talk about medieval armors and weapons
>actually buy zweihanders and medieval armor from with my salary and show it off to viewers
>slowly indoctrinate my viewerbase on the benefits of whoremongering
>disregard the ENs and try to make friends with miko
>>20414631
based for honor chad, i forgot to add that in my list of plays

>>20414781
What hero is your main?

>>20414845
used to be black prior but i've stopped playing after 800 something hours. last time i came back i got into kensei but the game is in shambles now

>>20414913
>Kensei
… you as well, friend? Very well, we can stream our duels against another! Junjyo no Shobu!

My secret hope would be if HoloLive did some FH streaming it’d renew enough interest in the game for Ubisoft to develop for it again. Or work on a sequel or spin off.

>>20409354
Came here to post this. It's the checkmate move. You'll have to graduate, but cover will protect your identity from doxxfags.

>>20414991
>current for honor team doing anything good
all things considered two streamers with holostars/male niji numbers could easily prop up for honor to the public but it's never going to be the same as it was in 2019, and none of the holos would have the patience to actually learn it. we could maybe convince botan to play it since she played mordhau

TF2 colab with Ame
If valve servers didn't suck I'd try to get more holos into TF2

>>20415270
I can't believe Valve has let the bots get this out of hand on their own servers. I should be able to believe it easily at this point but it's one of my favorite games. Truly a shame

>>20403414
To graduate.

>collab as much as possible with the EN whores to make sure I am on the radar instead of being segregated like most Homostars
>pretend to have a good time while secretly hating every second spent in their presence
>casually bring up JP senpais as much as possible
>gaslight others into believing that I want ENs and JPs to collab more
>get the fans clamoring for more JPs to show up
>jokingly bring up EN0 a few times and suggest senpai like Haachama should join us
>patiently bide my time until eventually Haachama joins one of the collabs
>do my best to make a good impression to make future collabs possible
Now that Haachama is aware of my existence, my life is complete. If I go farther and make her mine somehow, I will be happy. But if not, just her having a good time with me even once is enough to make my life worth living.

>>20403414
Apex road to gold series

>>20403414
play powerwash simulator with every holomem

Sweaty oily nude wrestling with Roberu

I did actually apply. I’ve had this plan since holo en came out and I got into vtubers.

First step is getting accepted obviously. I play mostly strategy games like supreme commander and hoi4 with some fps games mixed in. Get a nice following, collab with ame.

Second step is to reach one million. About 45 minutes in I’ll start telling a story about a black guy I saw. About half way through I’ll call him a nigger and keep going.

Third step is damage control. “You guys misheard me” or some shit.

Fourth step is to keep slipping nigger into conversations. Maybe one or two a month. By this point it will cause such a scandal that the degeneracy that is vtubers will slowly start to die. I hope.

>>20418811
>reddit spacing

>>20416627
A simple man with simple aspirations and convoluted means plans to achieve them. I salute you.

>>20403414
Which anons here would you guys be willing to collab or even work with regularly?

>>20403414
Figure out the fastest way to become the male Ayame.

shill music I enjoy from my hometown

>>20403946
I would watch that. I hope the audition goes well

>>20403414
Set up a company wide Iron Chef style cooking competition.

>>20403414
have sex with marine then graduate

>>20419089
With >>20409354 and also >>20408482

>>20403414
Groom my genmate. I’m the man on the inside now.

>>20409578
>Watame collab somehow to make max0r seethe.
Is he actually a gachikoi? 'cause I'd wager he'd just be happy that Watame's getting some attention.

>>20403414
use it as excuse to shill Obscure Indie game to peoplePlus it's super easy to get permissions for games that are made by a single dude or don't even have a copyright
Play minecraft on the side and try to leach off the Minecraft YT community when I can try to learn jap so I can collab with Pizza dad

>>20409578
>max0r
god i hate that faggot for ripping off sseth's editing style but not understanding that you actually have to leave some time for the viewer to actually see the barrage of memes you're spamming them with

>>20404037
Good idea

>>20422085
His older works probably nailed Sseth's speed, but he's at least doing his own thing now by cranking the edits to snap faster and faster.

Stream twice a day. Older games in the morning and newer games in the evening.
Refuse to colab 90% of the time. Don't elaborate
Armored Core and Ace Combat streams
Rip off HoloFightz and make a wrestling league about talent and mascots with commentary
Watchalongs once a week since they are zero effort
Fart on stream for the deadbeats

I think I'd be a good streamer

>>20403414
Make a comprehensive plan on how to avoid the girls and never yab

>>20403414
My first goal would be to show my love for a specific game to my audience - not gonna dox myself tho, since i applied and all that. Was rank 1 for several seasons

>>20423028
>Ace Combat streams
When you play 4, and you start up Megalith, promise you'll remember to let the hangar bay speech play out.

>>20423158
Of course. Will also let the dialogue play out in 5's final mission instead of just ending it super quick since it's so piss easy

>>20403414
Ross Scott interview/collab

Work safe, don't get in any trouble. I need the money, I'm fucking starving.

Okay, now I gotta ask: how many of you chucklefucks have actually input a semi-decent application?

play nothing but Sega Saturn games until I get copyright claimed and teach Roberu english

>>20423580
Ross doesn't like weebshit though.

>>20403414
Meet gura and become close friends with the others, that’s really it. I have no desire to be intimate with my oshi, she always refers to us as her buddies so I want to keep that pure image of her alive

>>20403902
>>20403999
>Thinking this is a yab
>Not realizing Yagoo has worked closely with Shinzo Abe
>You've fallen right into their plans to help bolster the Japanese populous.
>Also made Marine cry because she's happy to feel so wanted by a man.

I'd want to be noticed by my oshi without forcing his hand by saying he's my oshi on stream.
I love Aruran so much, bros...

>>20403414
start spamming Gura daily until she's mindbroken and becomes my slave.

>>20403414
Make lots of money, retire and marry a fan, get stabbed in my sleep because she's menhera, make the news for half a second and die in obscurity.

>>20421178
Good luck beating me to it motherfucker

>>20403414
Get it shut down

>>20403414
resident autist
>tamiya, fujimi, revell model kits assembly with custom paint jobs
>lego kits as well why not
>zachtronics games
>old vidya running in original hardware
>self imposed challenge runs
>one weekly stream for obscure/indie/lore stuff
>GT7/Sports/Assetto Corsa/iRacing grind, aim for a goodsmiles racing collab for shiggles
>endurance racing watchalong for shiggles
>tabletop sim
>disregard hologirls
>slip up one drunk stream discussing bro science
>graduate under a year

Fictional never-gonna-happen goal would be convincing ame to be mine
actual realistic goal would be to do warhammer miniature painting streams and end up yabbing myself with a reflection or something
If I ever bother to finish my chuuba rig i will do the latter goal myself regardless

>>20403414
Don't spill spaghetti on debut

>>20419302
>male Ayame
Literally undoable. She has a literal fucking gift from heavens that allows her to bewitch anyone that comes in prolonged contact with her.
Everyone, and i mean EVERYONE is trying to make Ayame happy. Even girls who technically should have more cuteness potential, still fall short, like Aqua for example, and thats beacuse they see her as actually cute. When a female compliments other female and call her cute, its usually not 100% sincere since that would mean they admit that they're less cut than the girl they just complimented, but literally any and every single holo with constant contact with Ayame, or her entire fanbase are hypnotized to simp for her and call her cute with 100% sincerity.
I dont even think she's aware of that, and thats kind of the best part, and stacks on top of her cuteness.
She's the tyle of woman that wars were fought for, Helen of Troy of weebs if you will, or an Aphrodite.
>laugh that literally makes you forget about all your problems and forces you to smile from ear to ear
>pure as a tear from a maiden
>voice so soothing it would put any savage beast to sleep
>atittude of someone incapable of evil
>described as the girliest of the bunch
>makes the 'cute' holos kneel
She's the prototypical female of the world. An ideal which every woman wishes to be, but very few can.
If a woman can make other women genuinely simp for her, then you can be sure as fuck that males would not even think twice.

>>20431588
The sad part is that, even as much as I hate Ayame and tend to insult her every chance I get on here, even I can't say she isn't cute. I always have to say that I hate her despite how cute she is.

ntr asmr with noel roommate.

>>20403414
post on /vt/ live and shit on both holoniggers and nipplesanji

>>20403414


It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.

>>20424405
None of us. You gotta be a 2view first and everyone wants to skip that step.

>>20431798
Its ok anon, (you) dont have to act so tsundere in here, we're a anonymous here after all. And if (you) saved picture of her being all smug, you're not fooling anyone but yourself.

IT tech support

>>20403414
>holostars
>80% of people talking about hololive girls and not holostars

That's why y'all aint ever getting in lol.

>>20432516
I tend to use images like that in an ironic way or sometimes they can make okay reaction images. Most of my Ayame images are negative like pic related. I don't like her. I think she is a lazy whore who can act cute to lure in lonely men.

>>20433230
>I dont like her
>Trust me
>I totally dont like her
>All my images of her are negative
The sooner youll stop with this pointless charade that you act out for yourself the sooner youll get to hear her giggles and have your heart melt whenever she talks.

>>20403414
Depends on what I feel like doing and if I got the equipment for it, if I had everything I'd go for gaming shitloads of RPG games and FPS, maybe do something very different like showing my cooking skills.

>>20403414
Make an Inside the NBA or Top Gear type dynamic with my genmates. Show would have challenges a la Neato Stat or Top Gear, news segments that are just an excuse to shoot the shit, and we'll get famous for saying funny controversial shit like Chuck or Jeremy does. Disregard females of course unless it helps the funny bro factor.

On my own I'd do a lot of James May type shit with chemistry and engineering. Do typical streamer vidya and anime shit in the inevitable downtime.

>>20433142
The Rushia killer...

>>20435477
something like The Reassembler? how would that work with the rigging and shit? I know that an indie, onigiri, has cooking streams with her avatar and gloved hands kinda juxtaposed. Even the reflections are greenscreened.

Gotta start flirt with ame

>>20435785
Yeah, Nilered the rest of the time. I think the easiest way would be just to come up with a cosplay that fits the character, hides my head completely, come up with some lore to make the 3d world compatible, then just film the footage like a normal streamer would. Or try to figure out gopro.

>>20403497
Eat chip?

>>20413512
But that’s gay, desu

>>20403414
I make myself into YAGOO's personal pet project (prostotuting myself if necessary) so I can get into his good graces and invited to Cover HQ, after I which hold it up hostage with a bomb vest and demand the heads of the staff that harassed Coco, plus the reincorporation of her and Rushia to the company AND a public apology for not protecting Coco from the chinks properly.
In the meantime, I flirt with Ollie for the sole purpose of boosting her self-esteem and try to barge into Laplus collabs so I can call her Laplussy.

>>20403414
Stream a real game and be moderately competent and knowledgeable about it. First choice would probably be a DMC game. Also would want to try and set up some kind of cultural exchange meme collab with aruran with plenty of deepl and awkward moments trying to translate.

>>20403414
Get permission to stream every single game I want, start to finish.

strategy games
history streams
culture promotion
linguistics autism
regular duolingo or actually good language learning streams once the management would agree
if she couldn't be the vtuber i REALLY wanted her to be then i have to become one by myself

>>20403414
do a 4 hour September karaoke by Earth, Wind and Fire

>>20436277
you wanna make it or not?

>>20403414
To still be able to catch the katchi part of Watame's streams after it fades to black.

>>20436151
mage or techno-mancer, work with portals. "I can interact with your 'real' world by transferring my data/spirit"

>>20403660
Imagine all the superchats

>>20403851
anon, you wouldnt get invites from EN & ID since everyone there is gold

>>20433142
Yeah I'm sure that must be the reason

>>20403414
ape sex with towa

"Accidentally" leak all my preferences in porn, repeatedly, and see how long I can get away with it.

>>20444363
Once I get. But how would you do it multiple times without it being obvious that you are doing it on purpose?

>>20444474
Just conveniently forget to organize the download folder every time before streaming, to the point where most of the contents are different every time and there's always a bunch of new lewd files. I should also be sure to make everyone believe that I'm very air-headed and disorganized before getting that plan going.

What you wanna do is be AGGRESSIVELY against ship art to the point the shippers feel starved of it, then on occasion drop your more obscure waifus of various anime/games/cartoons that get fairly few fanarts. From there your shipper viewers will annoy you about it or you can fake an epiphany where you realize it would be best to allow them to ship you with fictional characters to "get it out of their system" and watch both art of your waifus increase, literally be sent to you, and you get art of you and your waifus being lewd together. Play it smart.

Use my newfound fame under the Hololive brand to aggressively stream my dying chinese gacha games in a vain attempt to keep them from closing the EN server

Don't collab with holos, get popular, and groom a cute indie and become the oreapo of the west

>>20403414
Why would anyone want to be a male vtuber though. I'd rather just watch female vtubers the entire time.

Colab with Sana and Bae and smash some tinnies.

>>20433142
I want a beybladebro so bad bros

>>20403414
Start singing lessons immediately, go to the doctor to get meds for my crippling adhd so I can actually stick to a genre and get gud, start reading up on cool history shit for a large supply of stories to tell, and begin writing down whatever stupid shit memories I can remember, and avoid any and all shipfaggotry because shipping is retarded. Also begin asking for minecraft mod permissions to make /vt/ seethe when all of the holos start playing minecraft again.

I can do a really good girl voice, so be a GFE vtrap I guess.
Also Gura.

>>20403414
platonically befriend kiara

>>20403414
tnt ppp and fill watson railway with water.
they ruined too many streams

>>20408093
isnt that already happening?

>>20403414
Send multiple creepy, thirsty messages to my oshi Ame. Then get hit with sexual assault allegations which will most likely be true. My final graduation stream will end with me having facecam on, and then committing seppuku as I have dishonored Yagoo and his company. Hopefully this will all happen in a span of 1 week since debut.

>>20455161
>I can do a really good girl voice
Prove it.

>>20403414
Grooming Gura.

>>20403414
Preach the Word of Christ.
>they won't let you
Dog-whistle the Word of Christ, then. Along with my extreme ultra-right wing views. 'Leaked' bookmarks, appropriate quotes that just happen to come from the Bible, very particular unarchived karaoke choices, 'accidentally' liking memes like pic related on Twitter, do an Ollie-style yab only instead of my reflection it catches my collection of gilded Orthodox icons, the works. Make it a point to disappear on every relevant date on the Church calendar, and mention traveling to the Philippines for Easter and needing a week to recover afterwards (if you know you know).

If /vt/ schizophrenic rrats are true and some Holos really are crazy SJWs, I would be sure to cause much seething.

>>20403946
you have my membership

Survive WW3 and repopulate with my oshit.

>>20403414
Ideally I’d use superchat money to buy some singing lessons and tutors to improve my Japanese (assuming Cover would even accept a 2view like me)