/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Do you think your favorite hag would be a good wife?

>>2044282
Mio got the best scores of all holomen in today's stream, I'm certain of it!

>>2044282
>koopa
Yes, and a good mother to the family too

>>2044899
Holostars have god tier taste

>>2044282
>Botan
We'd play shooters together every night and it would be fun and comfy. I could be her pocket medic if we got into TF2.

I told you to stop jerking off to hags

This is a quality thread

>>2044282
She's a very kind and devoted woman so yes. She can also cook pretty well (when she's not just eating chips) and she'd be a great mother, she loves kids and used to work at a daycare. And sheep milk is incredibly nutritious.

>>2044282
>flare
leaning towards no, but she probably would at least be caring

>>2045719
never

>>2044282
I will mention this EN indie hag every thread until she's added to the list next to Koopa. And yes, she would make a good mother. She's very level-headed and responsible, but has a playful side.
https://www.twitch.tv/stalkeralker

hag is rude and generals are evil

>>2046472
hag is a term of endearment and generals are fun

Posting more art of my favorite hag!

You're going to hell, George

>>2046371
Just copied the previous OP, sorry anon.

>>2046472
It's good to have a slower thread, global should be about current streams and not take attention away from them.

>koopa is a hag
How

>>2044899
https://youtu.be/_wGTLMFCOZw

>>2045719

>>2051942
People just sorta recommended her

Since pochi vtuber lewds doesn’t seem to exist, can we post her other self insert?

>>2046631
Sorry, dumbass here. What defines a hag? And why isn't Marine counted?

>>2044251
wait, Patra and Mikoto are hags?

>>2045961
>>2044251
>Tsunomaki Watame
>hag
????????????

>>2059587
She's 33

Isn't the oldest holo missing?

>>2059436
It goes:
Legal age in your country - 24: Young Woman
25 - 29: Christmas Cake
30 - 39: Hag
40+ Obaa-san

>>2061403
anon, you are 33.

>>2061638
>mfw i turned 33 yesterday
well shit

>>2061583
Botan is on the list.

Is Watame really a hag? I was born the same year as her... We could have been classmates or something except I'm not Japanese but I feel somehow closer to her because of this.

>>2045665
>Anon you dropped uber again? It's ok honey switch to a vax sniper setup and we'll dominate those camping gibus bodyshotters
>After winning and top scoring
>Jeez Anon you saved my kill streak so many times. Like my little knight in shining armor

>>2061857
I meant Polka

>>2062065
>like my little knight in shining armor
Dear god in heaven I'd sell my soul to have Botan praise me like that

>>2044282
My two favorites are Mio then Watame and it's a yes to both.

>>2061891
I don't disagree that women in their 30s probably shouldn't be called hags but if Watame isn't one Mio is only 2 years older and this thread becomes obsolete because other than maybe Botan there's virtually no v-tubers above 40 that I know of at least

>>2044282
>Mio
She'd be an excellent wife and would raise our pups well. Everyday I would come home from work to a hot meal and spotless house while the kids are doing homework at the dinner table. I'd think to myself
>Yep. All the reps. All the grind. All the searching. All the ups and downs. They were all worth it

>>2046472
>>2066410
Hag is a meme term from /jp/ touhou threads you newfags. The board this board spawned from.

>>2066410
Koopa!

Is Aki Rosenthal a hag?

>>2066468
I'm well aware of that dummy, calling a 1000 year old 2hu character a hag is very different to calling a 33 year old woman who plays the character of a 4 year old sheep a hag though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsnoVFJdbVc
Rindou is back

>>2066969
Nobody uses "cake" anymore, that's the reason, and since we entered this timeloop of a discussion again, Luna isn't a hag because she acts like a baby.

>>2071711
That's just silly, Korone doesn't act her age.

>>2061609
So... Why isn't Marine a hag?

>>2072421

2 more years

Isn't Rushia a hag too?

stop playing the ukulele mio

>>2044251
>Fren
>hag
?

>>2073430
>he doesn't know

We need the OP post to define what a hag is next time because we're on a timeloop of repeating questions

>>2073546
newfags should lurk more

>>2073546
This is already essentially a roommate thread in thin disguise, do you really want a big sign in the OP saying ALL THESE V-TUBERS HAVE ROOMMATES THAT ARE AT LEAST 30?

>>2073891
That doesn't seem to be the main rule though, since some girls are excluded.

Listening to mio reminds me of my time in college, back when I spent night in bars listening to no-name artists.

I decided to watch Mio debut and she sounds, like, 10 years younger, not 2. Being a virtual mama is a stressful job.

>>2075808
Eh I mean that's how they all sounded on their debuts before they realised they can't put on a completely fake voice for 5 hours every day without killing their throats

>>2075808
In a collab with Subaru recntly, she reminisces over her debut and how she's switched gears and completely moved on from the character she was pushing back then. I think she was going for the slow and slightly dull-witted girl, but ended up being everyone's kind onee-san.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5usVHcIsjc
I hope you like horse pussy anon

https://streamable.com/bc6mvs
Are OL hags allowed here?

>>2077859
She cried a lot during that miso soup episode, but in the end it was for the better.

>>2079291
Any hag is welcome, I like her too

>>2079271
I love it. Have you finished the anime? It was so fucking good! I was screaming "TEIO!" with the rest of the characters.

>>2051942
Have you ever actually listened to her speak? She is at least 40 years old. I'd be surprised if she didn't have 2 children already as well.

>>2081053
> Have you ever actually listened to her speak?
Have you? She's not even 30.

>>2080852
Yeah I watched everything on the weekend, it has too much soul for what should be a commercial, also Mio is rolling for that kouhai that appears at the end isn't it? Did she watch?

>>2044282
Yes, besides the medical debt

>>2081053
I’m the kids

>>2088634
Do explain

Bumping with fren

>>2097326
Bumping fren's mature womb with my large foreigner genitals!

Gachabrain Mio!

>>2097326
Frend wife

>>2044282
Mio: Ultimate Mother Type. Has lots of experience from adopting all the Kaigainiki. Get Subaru and Ayame as daughters if you marry her.

Fubuki: Ultimate gamer and Otaku. Fiercely loyal and most based of individuals in Hololive. Is an open pervert but doesn't bring it up often. Will break down your will and make you call her "mommy" when in bed.

Flare: Chill half-breed Elf. Pretty based, too. Will take you for nice rides through the city and countryside. She's always on top.

Botan: Will beat you at any game you challenge her to. Then give you special "lessons" to get better. Lots of experience to pass on to you.

Korone: Man's best friend. Will probably sit in your lap as she plays retro games for 25 hours everyday and force you to stay awake the whole time

Watame: Probably the easiest to eat. Lots of the other hags want her too so you might get two+ for the price of one. Due to her own personal experiences, she'll probably be a good mother as well.

>>2099101
When's the rolling stream?

TAIGA!

>>2101868
>make you call her "mommy"
She wouldn't have to force me.

Test

>>2101868
>Botan: Will beat you at any game you challenge her to.
what the hell kind of casual do you take me for

>>2104652
She has a few decades of FPS experience. Sit down, son.

>>2104652
She's better at guns than both the Americans and the Czechs.

Redpill me on Fumi!

>>2044282
This fanart... I feel it in my heart. Mio wife...

>>2105351
I read on a nijisanji thread that people had to teach her how to use a controller with a computer.

>>2109824
Sold

>>2044251
Isn't Sasaki a hag?

>>2116408
mid 20s

>>2044251
Who is the oldest holo?

>>2117450
Gura. Although maybe whatever created Haachama.

>>2117527
Oh, excuse, I meant who is the oldest roommate of a holo?

https://youtu.be/Jr9F7JKowuQ
Even though Mio didn't do anything for april 1st she played along quite well.
>>2117871
https://streamable.com/hpqzwb

>>2118005
how old is the lion, my PP needs to know

>>2119768
Old enough to be your average super chatters mom

>>2119768
late 30s, might turn 40 this year or next

>>2101868
>Will break down your will and make you call her "mommy" when in bed.
Goddamn that's hot.

>>2072421
confirmed 27

Imagine having Korone bouncing on you while playing Sega Saturn with the stamina she has from boxing and the long streams.
She would even tease you for being bad at retro games that she grew up with on a older system you never played before.

someone post THAT information

>>2125916
Which information?

>>2126020
THE FORBIDDEN information

>>2126033
Which forbidden information?

>>2123393
That's hot but what's even hotter is doing that go her in reverse while she thinks she still has power over you.

Netori with Rindou!

>>2126446
Where were these thirsty hags when I was in highschool

be there for flares birthday!

>>2126889
1 hag, 1 cake, and 1 young girl
God, these three make my heart go Doki doki

>>2044282
Other than gaming, Botan retains a lot of knowledge and she'd be fun to have as a trivia partner.

>>2125316
Stop. I can only get so erect.

Mio's gacha stream was so early for me... At least it was cute how she used Taiga's paw to roll

>>2044251
They're too old for my taste.

>>2122999
>ywn have a cute karaoke night with Mio

>>2137968
Mio sings too well, I'd have zero confidence.

>>2138173
What if she encourages you to do your best anyway, and gives you headpats for a job well done, regardless of how you did?

>>2138173
Don't be like that anon. As long Mio is entertain she'll like it regardless.
>>2138721
>Spoilers
That's a good reason to as well.

i thought coco was hag territory

>>2143351
She’s early to mid 20’s, I think. I’m 21, and grew up watching the same things she did

Why is sheep crying? Yes she counts as hag she's in her mid 30s

>>2143382

mid 20s definitely then. graduated college a good clip ago and remembers powerpuff girls and shit

>>2143382
>>2143545
She's 32

>>2044282
Yes, I'll care for her when she's sick all the time.

>>2143382
> I’m 21
What are you doing in the hag thread anon. Don't tell me you caught hag fever.

>>2149598
i am 20 :(

>>2150648
Jesus fuck, I'm 25 and I thought I had it bad when I started jacking off to Japanese MILF porn to deal with the feeling of horniness I sometimes get from Korone streams. I didn't think holohags would have this effect on people even younger than me.

Why do I have hag fever???
My oshi is 22 but all the holo hags just make me so ridiculously horny and comfy

>>2143351
Yes. But anons used the hag energy argument. I dont want to keep explaining this shit anymore

>>2149598
hags aren't only for old men, in fact they are wasted on them.

The fan artists sure like drawing the hags big and fertile

>>2158357
As it should be

>>2140471
what's the endgame of the ukulele arc?

>>2044251
Too old for my taste.

>>2150864
I am 18 and fell hard on the mommy fetish...
I actually don't think I could date any girl anywhere near my age...

>>2161438
you still have a chance to find a chuuba hag groomer. Make it happen anon!

>>2161756
That is the goal!

Who's the best hag?

>>2165010
subaru

>>2165026
I thought she was a cake.

>>2151176
Freudian.

HAG LOVE

>>2161756
She really liked Jean, I hope she plays more genshin

>>2161438
>date any girl anywhere near my age...
Find a chick your age and mold her into the hag you want

i love botans hag cackles

>>2165010
Your favourite.

>>2161438
Who is your favorite hag and would you impregnate them?

>>2179175
Always the right answer

>>2174784
Botan's laughs and roars are curing my depression.

god I wish I had a hag wife like her

How do I go about befriending Fubuki and getting access to her Kitsucunny? I need her to give me some Kitsuchildren. Which seems to be a normal friendly relationship between kitsune and human men.

>>2125916
Search the archives for this general on /jp/

>You've been taking care of Mio for some time now
>Her health is so-so, but having some company and getting headpats with food servings is doing wonders
>She's a mother figure among the girls here, but something is definitely still nagging her
>After you retire for the night, Mio enters your room and sits on the edge of your bed
>She's lamenting herself being a motherly figure, but having no biological children of her own
>At some point it will be too late, and her dream will be crushed. You sit up and hug Mio from behind
>You'll give this darling wolf the experience of motherhood, you think to yourself, when Mio suddenly kisses you
>Everything is happening automatically, you both know what the other party is longing for, you're both under the sheets
>Mio's humble tail suddenly abandons her thigh to wrap around yours, her hand guiding you inside her as she sits down on you
>You're both gently but passionately making love, like a couple that has been married for 20 years, Mio is going faster
>Wolf drool is mixed with your own spit as your lips are locked, all you can think about is being the source of Mio's happiness
>You both nibble each other's lips, huffing and grunting as her orgasm contracts her against you, just as you shoot off
>Your seed locates the lonely eggs of this weathered old girl, and finally at last, Mio conceives, turning the two of you into parents
>You get a good night's sleep in a loving embrace, it's not long before you slip a ring over her finger, kiss her and say your vows
>Mio's rapidly expanding belly accompanies her regular visits to the bathroom, hurling chunks constantly as sickness kicks in
>You try to keep your sex life going, but Mio throws up on the bed several times, and you call it quits
>Finally the day has come, and as Mio is holding your newborn children, she folds down the towel to let two little wolf ears with your hair color flop out
>You can barely describe how absolutely heart-attack inducingly adorable your newly delivered wolf daughters are
>Tears are rolling down Mio's face as the reality of her being a real mother finally kicks in
>You lock lips with each other, pledging to have a big family together
>Nothing should change

>>2180816
>Who is your favorite hag and would you impregnate them?
Flare and Mio and absolutely.

>>2180816
Flare and Botan. Definitely

Does anyone have hag pictures that could be made into wallpapers?

Two cute hags are singing together at V-Carnival right now!

アキロゼCh。Vtuber/ホロライブ所属
Why is Aki the only one who has her channel name like this instead of Mio ch Okayu ch etc?

>>2203028
EOP filter

>>2203028
フブキ does too

>>2149598
I'm on my early 20's and I have a quite strong hag fever. Life is pain when the cute motherly hags you see are only on the internet and you know your fever won't go away as you grow up.

>>2203028
what about Fubuki

Mio isn't streaming the MH collab?

I love these hags

>>2210103
>>2212175
It's strange that Mio is the only one not streaming, also this group is actually balanced, a heavy, light and ranged hunter, just missing someone with a horn.

This motherfucker comes in and slaps your hag, what do you do?

>>2104886
>wall of airsoft guns

if only she had real guns

I want to challenge Botan to a 1v1 Instagib match in UT99

>>2214506
Wat...

>>2214506
The hunters are all dps. No such thing as balanced besides not having 2 hammers

>>2214506
>just missing someone with a horn
Watame has two horns so I don't know what you're complaining about

Mio a cute

>>2219198
I want Mio and Koopa to me my friends so i can casually flirt with them and make them flustered to get attention from someone younger than them

>>2215323
Mount it's head where it's tail used to be. Then pick up my hags and treat them to some dango

I want to make Mio a real mother
That is all

>>2220878
Get in line, bud

>>2219198
>>2220878

How are you guys liking the monhun streams? I'm loving them.
Hopefully we get an 歌枠 soon though.

>>2223385
What happened to the Mio threads btw? She's not my oshi but I watch her a lot and posted in those from time to time but I haven't seen any for a while

>>2223451
They just end up dying after a while, specially between her breaks. If you want to make one go ahead, I'll just post there instead of here.

>>2223525
I'll make one a little before her next stream if no one else has by then

>>2224115
Sounds good to me.

>>2224115
Good idea

>>2220878
This. But I also want to make many of the hags mothers. How am I to choose when every choice is equally perfect? Ookamicunny? Kitsucunny? Lalalioncunny? Jingisuk-unny? Have Elf Cunny?

>>2234631
I wanna be their boytoy so bad!

>>2215323
Dissassemble it and store it until I need his parts for some gear

Watch Mio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGd7gE05wqU

>>2241753
i do!

>>2241753
I am

>>2223451
Last week or two she took several breaks so the thread was constantly on life support, so I thought of resurrecting the general hag thread to help.

Mio's theme fills me with nostalgia every time.

>>2241753
Well that was short, at least she didn't get herself killed.

>>2242826
Why?

Hag threads are both the most comfy and the most horny, I love it here.

>>2243630
No idea, maybe it reminds me of the first time I listened to it.

I've been watching her superliminal run. It's really honest fun.

https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1379180330695843843
Mio... your food prep reps...

>>2254412
Why always Mio...

>>2254412
What the fuck did Mio even eat? I have never had a food poisoning atleast not severe enough that you couldn't just puke/shit it out?

>>2254412
fragile japanese woman please understand

>>2255424
All the constitution of a city lady despite not being from tokyo

>>2254412
>ywn look after Mio as she spends a day bedridden due to illness

bonus points if pregnant

>>2255669
>five day pregnacy

So this is basically Mio thread, right?

>>2255669
AAAAAAH I WANT TO TAKE CARE OF MIO AND KISS HER FOREHEAD SO BADLY

>>2255952
Everyone featured in this thread except Doog isn't really popular enough to have a real general stay alive on the board except when it's 2 people constantly bumping it with images.

>>2255952
It's normally more varied than this but there's no specific Mio thread right now so all the Mio posts end up here

>>2255991
I hate to say it, but you're right. Botan general is riddled with schizoids and people attacking each other over membership. And that's when it isn't totally dead.

My lion waifu deserves better.

>>2256180
What is botan membership like?

>>2255991
Eh, pretty much any thread on this board that isn't EN related needs an image bump every now and then to keep it alive just because of the sheer number of retards making garbage threads that the jannies refuse to do anything about. Botan, Watame and Flare always have threads up even if they're a little slow usually, and Fubuki and Mio have had generals hit the bump limit they're just a little sporadic

>>2256180
Wanna talk about Botan anon? She's pretty good at monhun isn't she?

>>2256271
I don't know, I haven't done it myself. I love Botan to death, but I don't know enough Japanese to follow along live - just bits and pieces. If she ever starts doing ASMR in the future, though, I'd join in a heartbeat.

>>2256396
Yeah! I actually found out a friend of mine is getting the game for me as a birthday present soon.

May or may not be dreaming about what it would be like to play with her.

>>2256443
>tfw no switch so missing every viewer participation monhun streams
T-they'll still play it when it comes out on PC right?

>>2256547
I feel like she would. Botan loves PC gaming. Granted, most of it is FPS type stuff, but I'm sure she'd try it at least once.

>>2256638
It's the only time I've regretted not having a Switch.
Just watching them have fun will have to do.

>>2044282
how Mio isn't married and being nakadashi'd every night by a loving husband is beyond me

>>2258052
Japan culture, 25 too old for every man under 50. Please understand.

>>2258107
Just leaves more room for us cultured westerners. Older women are better.

>>2258052
beats me

>>2258052
Fuck don't tell me she doesn't get nakadashi'd... I thought she did...
MIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>2260320
Are you willing to fulfill her needs?

>>2260345
Without a doubt

>>2260320
Her womb hasn't seen use at all.
But do not worry, by the grace of Shinzo Abe I will do it myself.

alright

no more hags

>>2260738
She's still fertile, I'd make her a baby in no time.

>>2256443
>If she ever starts doing ASMR in the future, though, I'd join in a heartbeat.
>tfw no Botan gun cleaning ASMR

>>2045719
Might as well pull the trigger

>>2149598
Probably got an oedipus complex like me
I'm only 22 but older woman make me diamond, I think my first sexual awaken was with an older woman

>>2149598
I only liked older girls when I was young, and got a thing for age difference from it. Now, I have a horrible mommy and hag complex that would’ve vindicated Freud

>>2270136
Exactly this.

>>2151176
>Why do I have hag fever???
Tell me about your relationship with your mother.

Watch the gamer lion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsiVU3myM6o

>>2269690
>I think my first sexual awaken was with an older woman
man the same thing happened to me but was so fucking awkward in retrospect
>have best friend whose mom is in her early 30s and has big tits
>his parents have a pool
>mom always sunbathes topless while watching us
>this goes on until I enter puberty when I'm 11
>dick grows
>one day I'm just staring at her tits and my dick decides it likes it
>pitch giant tent in tiny speedo
>she notices
>tells me I should be careful about having public boners
>I literally go "wut?"
>literally asks me if I ever "played" with my peepee
>have no idea what she's talking about
>the next week my mom tells me to join her and my friend's mom to talk about something
>they hand me a sexual education book about masturbation and sexual modesty
I still cringe when I think about that. But her basically telling me to jack off to the thought of her probably made me this way.

Miosha... your health...

https://twitter.com/ookamimio/status/1379339157294641154

>>2273615
What a nice daughter!

>>2271257
Not him but I'm like this even though I received too much love actually, I'm the definition of a pampered son
>>2271609
Nothing can beat circle strafing until elders I think, does she know that you are supposed to shoot yourself the mine that the LBG puts on the ground?
>>2273615
I will blame taiga for this slow recovery

>>2044251
Do we know for sure if Flare is a hag? I have yet to see any conclusive evidence.

I still wish flare got a facelift with the original design

Dola love

>>2268431
>she has to do her wheezy laugh a lot softer than usual

brb melting

>>2275237
huge tiddy

>>2275237

https://youtu.be/bzLNMR-wlRY

>>2158357
>fertile
How do you draw fertility?

>>2276909
The angles and frame put a decent amount of emphasis on the pelvis, but I think it also has to do with how aroused they are.

>>2276909
draw them blushing really hard, that's how you know they're ovulating

>>2273992
She’s like 29

>>2158357
This, i need fertile Koopa art

>>2273992
I've never personally seen the screenshot that's supposed to prove it and I'm not sure if anyone saved it before she took the old blog down but I've seen others from her it and I believe it's accurate from everything we know
>>2277606
32

>>2277865
>32
Damn. I thought she's still in mid-20s.

>>2273615
Mioshya...

>>2158357
I sure do.

>>2044251
When are we getting Aki in the OP?
She's got a strong milf/sexy aunt aura going for her and I feel like she made enough content that a 3〇 would create

>>2274245
That's not the original design... No boob window, but yeah it's a shame she is not fond of it, surprisingly since she loves ecchi shit and booba.

>>2275237
Stop streaming gacha onegai...
>>2276909
Lookup Kunaboto, NDC and Metal Owl.

>>2284126
Good point, most forget she exists sadly.

>>2284540
I think these three artists go beyond what anon means with "fertile".
I imagine something closer this and maybe with a big of chub https://files.catbox.moe/6j1k5b.jpg

>>2286196
Bit* of chub.

>>2286196
Metal Owl's style fits the bill imo, but the other two... not so much.

>>2284540
>Lookup Kunaboto, NDC and Metal Owl.
based taste

>>2286196
Wtf I just subbed to Fumi!

>>2276909
Go to /d/ and look search for "venus" threads
that'll give you a general idea

What classifies a hag?

>>2288961
She has to be at least 30 years old and have some degree of milf energy.

>>2284126
Aki is that sexy aunt that keeps asking you if you have a gf yet.

I want to pump botan's dusty old womb full of cum and give her a retarded kid.

>>2291026
"No aunt Aki. I'm still waiting for the laws to change so I can make you my wife."

>>2294650
"I may be nothing special, but my children certainly will be!"

>>2061403
source?

>>2271992
>>literally asks me if I ever "played" with my peepee
>>they hand me a sexual education book about masturbation and sexual modesty
That's hilarious
My experince is way more boring, I was really bad at math has as kid had to take a tutor period in the 6th grade which was around the same time I became sexually aware of woman when I was around 12
At the same my tutor was an woman in her mid 30s that wore low cut shirts that showed her cleavage and low ride jeans with thongs that I could always see
I had sex on my mind more than I ever did fractions or pythagorean theorem

>>2296641
God, I completely forgot that back when I was 12. Literally every woman had low rider jeans and whale tails. Everyone said it was trashy but I fucking miss it so hard.

>>2296521
Roommate reps

>>2296641
I had an english teacher in high school who was kinda like this. Recently married, but somewhere in her late 20s/early 30s. Every single day, she'd come in wearing tight, low-cut shirts that barely contained her gigantic tits.

Why couldn't I get ara ara'd when I was younger?

>>2296521
For all the people asking for a source for Watame's age here you go, I'll delete this in a minute but from now on you can just tell people to do their archive reps

>>2072859
Yes.

>>2296521
Check the archive for this thread

>>2072859
She's the right age, but she doesn't have milf energy.

She has Karen energy.

I like older women for the care aspect...

>>2299195
Karen is a retarded meme term but either way no she doesn't, she's a lolibaba and even called herself that on stream before

>>2299588
And had the best ikemen voice of hololive

i like how dorky flare is, even if she is older. just feels like an older friend

>>2295349
Kek

Is koopa the only western hag?

>>2302872
No, for instance here's >>2046371 a freshly minted western hag.

>>2044251
I love botan so much she is a loving and caring hag, with a soft voice and strong personality how you not love her.
look at Deni and Haru they are just enjoying life, there a proof of a charming and caring person, plus I love cats.

>>2306520
god I wish that was me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlVXF3WZhKI
Watch Botan and her groomed half elf

>>2300535
Flare is too cute for her own good.

>>2306520
I like how this is typed like a ruskie is doing it.

>>2308584
>grooming a yakuza princess
this hag is too strong

It's ukulele time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FQIVkhw3R8

Made a new Mio thread
>>2309548

>>2308584
What are they saying?
>>2309583

>>2309689
The best part was Botan doubting that Lamy didn't drink today, also a possible full 5th gen collab in monhan

>>2309583
Bless.

>>2308683
Noel is a very lucky woman.

>>2309583
>secret base to end it
She knows exactly what she's doing.

This is peak content

>>2072421
Because she's 27/28 and basically a zoomer in terms of the stuff she grew up on, Gundam Wing and Touhou being the only exceptions.

>>2165010
Me

>>2289006
is korone a milf?

>>2314541
She's 31-36 depending on who you want to believe

>>2315310
is she motherly in any way tho?

isn't she too innocent to be a milf?

>>2315370
>korone
>innocent
Oh sweet, sweet summer child

>>2315370
Oh, she's motherly alright.

>>2315370
>innocent
Friendly reminder that Korone retweets lewds of herself all the time

>>2315370
Four boyfriends.

>>2315370
>innocent
>gromm a highschooler 10 years younger than her

>>2315955
13 years, although I believe Okayu was already out of school by the time they first met (only just though)

>>2315505
I hadn't seen that rrat in a while

>>2314244
Delicious cake

>>2316054
Is it a rrat if she said it herself?

>>2256443
Botan has some translators probably they also tl'd member streams
>>2317891
Bullshit

>>2300535
She feels like a REALLY older sister

>>2317891
I checked the archives, it's always written using the exact same wording, indicating it's either the same guy posting it on every thread or some idiot just parroting the same greentext and links or evidence were never provided, so yeah I'm calling bullshit on that one

>>2316054
My favourite is the soap opera surrounding her alleged relationships with Okayu, Aqua, Shiina and Sasaki, based groomer dog fucking all the young girls on NND

Time for a new hag thread

>>2071491
Why the dislikes?

>>2321056
Was confirmed to be living with Kuzuha

So hags are 30+ year olds, what happens at 40-45 when their eggs rot? Are they still hags or something beyond that?

I thought older people woke up early but all hags are asleep...

>>2321056
Fujos got buttyblasted because it turns out Kuzuha isn't gay and is not only going out with Mikoto but most likely living with her

The lucky bastard

>>2321725
Korone usually wakes up at 5-6 AM, but she's taking a break today to get her leg checked

Will cover ever comission models for vtuber moms?

Are we even sure blue oni is a hag? I went on the usual sites and none of them seem to know her age. Also Kuzuha is 21 so if she is a hag he's a lucky fucker...

>>2321887
Well she did go to the hospital to check her cracked leg bone...

>>2322198
I've seen some claims that she said at some point that she's older than Dola, who is also an alleged hag on her own, so...

>>2322198
>Kuzuha says he knew Mikoto before joining Niji
>Kuzuha was 18 when he debuted
Jesus fuck, where were these thirsty hags when I was in high school

>>2315955
>still believing Korone groomed Okayu and not that Okayu groomed Korone
Reminder Okayu loves to be spoiled and has trained Korone to do so.