/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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>>20862353
I want to have a threesome with Gawr and Gura

>>20862353
SOURCE NOW

>>20862459
>>20858700

>>20862353
Should've mentioned in the schedule line that we have a MK8DX stream coming up

>>20862429
flat

>>20862429
>>20862529

>>20862429
gawr gura, the most-subscribed vtuber in history, has no breasts

booba

it's gawrgonzola, retard

>>20862966
How does she do it?

>>20862966
and she looks like a child

Elytra hunting with Ame keeps showing up in my recommended. It's thumbnail is cuter than the duolingo one so it's okay.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>20863069
meanie

>>20863130
This must say a lot about society

>>20863324
That was a great stream

>>20863580
>duolingo is good
>elytra hunting is good
the algorithm is good at its job

>>20863623
Not a Disney adult, btw

>>20863324
We got some great stories in that one

>>20863997
GURA DESCRIBING WHAT IT FEELS LIKE

I did not open the last thread even once

>>20863811
I swear there's a creepy face on that chair

>>20864085
it's not a very good thread but there are screencaps

>>20863811
I still don't know why artists draw her with a gamer chair when it's been well established she has a Herman Miller

I'm in love with Gura!

>>20864172
Didnt she switch the herman miller to something else?

>>20864172
She mentioned she has two chairs now and one of them is a gamer chair

>>20864172
I don't know why anon still thinks she uses her Herman Miller when it's been well-established she has some kind of fabric chair now.

>>20863324
That and Henry Stickmin still circulate in my recommendations. I've already watched them 3 times all-the-way-through so I don't really feel the need to go back to them yet.

>>20864172
She sits on me now

>>20864234
>>20864235
>>20864238
>>20864262
Timestamp?

>>20864262
Yeah, me. Because I wrote this post

I could've used a gura stream today to cheer me up...
Had a bathroom accident because my kidneys are fucked. for years since childhood I've been holding my pee to feel good. I didn't even realize I dropped my phone in the toilet while I was peeing. Now I can't call a cab to work I have to walk for an hour to get there.

>>20864308
Yeah, I don't remember hearing this at all. I feel like it must have been in one stream I didn't happen to see.

>>20864371
y-you what?

>>20864371
LONDON

>>20864371
Tell me more about this pee thing. I will pretend you are Gura.

>>20864371
I'm glad I broke free of my omorashi fetish before something like that happened to me

>>20864308
>>20864458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvvc3nc_TPw&t=2410

I hope we get Sekiro this week.

>>20863567
Society is more based than I thought?
No matter how much hags try to shame men into liking them, everyone is a Cunnychad at hearth.

>>20863061
God, I love that fat tail.

>>20864846
Thank you. It's a bummer she continues to kill her posture with bad chairs.

>>20864371
Ok Matsuri.

>>20865154

Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura Gura

when did we get subs for the reflect mv? nice.

>>20865464
it was between 8:27 and 8:37 pm EDT.

>>20865504
A lesser creator would have made some comment about forgetting. Gura is above such trifles.

>>20865471
cunny mic singing is great. i need more soundposts of it

blop

>>20865643
I still haven't watched this karaoke after missing it live

>>20865713
Fucking bloop I want to suck on his eyes

>>20865713
plush bloop is so much cuter. ina is really good at designing cute mascots.

pee

>>20865643

>>20865833
You should watch it. Even after the amazing karaoke she's given us recently, dino might still be my favorite

UUUOOOOOOHHH
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/97079164

>>20866204

>>20863061
looks like a drawing youd find in the volume extras of a manga. cute!

>>20866204
I like how I have to zoom in to be able to tell there's a mosaic.

>>20866204
SHE'S SO FLAT

>>20866671
yeah, me.

Fembuds are cute

>>20866748
I hate fembuds. They can't even procreate with Gura like real chumbuds.

>>20866861
t. fembud

I've only met one fembud, and my overall experience with her is a 4/10 at best.

Any Chum Buds still playing Cookie Run: Kingdom like their oshi?

>>20867036
I hope for your sake you didn't stick your dick in her.

i refuse to speak to any women other than fembuds

Back from work, how did you guys like the MV? it was pretty much what I expected, not bad.

>>20867130
Gura wants her chumbies to fuck. You better do it for Gura.

>>20867164
it was alright

>>20867126

>>20867126
The only thing Gura has gotten me to play is the occasional rhythm game. I suck and don't care enough to get better, but it's fun.

>>20867036
>I've only met one fembud
How?

>>20867164
we pretend it didn't happened and move on loving Gura.

>>20867164
It was fine for a first time

>>20867164
It was ok.

I wish Gura would draw for us more like she used to

>>20867130
Don't worry anon, my dick is safe and sound

>>20862429

im the drawfriend that drew this and ill tell u i got thrown off when i saw it as the head of the thread

i don't really have an account i can link here cuz of it being a blue board & i don't post much vtuber stuff but ily for appreciating it!

>>20867486
Mamashiro???

>>20867537

im a dumbass and accidentally clicked the wrong post, i meant
>>20862459

>>20867653
Ohhhhhhh that's super cute! Thank you for gracing us with such adorableness!

>>20867653
nobody can resist clicking on the flat chest post

>>20867486
you can post links to nsfw stuff all you want. it's posting images that yo ucan't do. pls link

https://files.catbox.moe/xhw71h.webm

>>20867475
same desu
personally would prefer a more serious drawing stream attempt (kinda like the Scout one was), but I'll take whatever

>>20868110
>Gura will never post-orgasm torture you
why live

>>20867475
>>20868154
that or passpartout stream

She'll definitely do another drawing stream if TTRPG campaign 2 ever happens.

>>20868431
for some reason that game completely slipped my mind despite me having a large collection of images from it, but yes that would be nice.

what stream tommorow chumbies

>>20869112
oyasame
>>20869251
I'd like a mario kart stream gura

>>20869372
i think it should be the mk8dx stream like another anon mentioned?

>>20869112
night bud

>>20869251
Members Mario Kart

>>20869604
Retard.

>>20864896
i genuinely believe this

>>20868627
Who drew this one again?

>>20869675
Nacho

>>20869714
Thanks, nacho's drawings are always so cute

>>20869675
>>20869714
actually that one is Marine
https://youtu.be/sWN0XiZKjRc?t=2333
pic related is one of Nacho's

>>20869927
Thanks, was trying to locate it. Shion and Matsuri also drew some cute Guras in passpartout a while back.

I just watched the MV, you may not want to hear it and call me an anti but this is my honest opinion: Gawr x Gura is the best ship in Hololive and you know I am right

>>20870134
This is true!

>>20870134
Fuck, I can't argue with this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaFeXBlWe58

Your wife's stupid song is stuck in my head

>>20870310
Target for Love?

>>20870310
Gawr lives there now. You'll never get her out of your ears.

>>20870310
That's the opposite of a problem

child

>>20870974

>>20870799
pedo

>>20870974
Child bearing child

>>20871038
I am, but did you misclick?

Gurass

Gura riding a horse
https://files.catbox.moe/36r1l1.png

>>20871102
Yes...

>>20870974
wife

>>20871142
I wanted Barbie Horse Adventure fanart...

>>20870974
uoh

>>20871240
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SWEATY CHILD SPATS

>>20871240
spats....

I'm probably in the minority here but I think it's hotter that she's actually a really small adult

>>20862429

Flat is justice

>>20871342
She has the mind, body, and behavior of a child. That's a child.

>>20869251
Kronii collab

>>20871104
slapslapslapslapslapslapslapslap

>>20871455
the body of a child? anon, youve seen under her clothes? what does her cunny look like?

>>20871342
Gura is a part-time adult and the kind of person who would unironically say the word adulting if nobody made fun of her for it.

>>20867164
unironically better than your standard MV, would've been better if she released it along with the song but I'm used to gura's quirks by now that it doesn't bother me

>>20871455
That's an adult with developmental autism, like her roommate

>>20871477
Kronii has a collab with Mori tomorrow anon

>>20871576
fug

Do you think we'll see Gura's 3d again before her birthday in 2.5 months?

>>20872140
I hope but I wouldn't be surprised if we don't

My basically a powerpoint slideshow with extra steps shark wife's music video was so good!

happy jp bro https://twitter.com/Yoh_acoustic/status/1506045644720721920

>>20872140
I'm hoping for a karaoke or something to mess around with it before then

I wonder how many managers would come running if Gura screamed I NEED AN ADULT in the manager channel. It's got to be greater than four.

>>20871576
That's Thursday.

>>20872240
cute

>>20872278
you're right, I forgot it's past midnight for me and the date already changed. She still has a superchat stream though so I don't see a guerilla collab happening

>>20872357
This is true.I doubt there will be any collabs this week before the TTRPG.

I wish gura could upload official bruno mars covers.. she sounds so good singing his songs.

>>20862353
Anyone else felt the music video for Reflect is rather weak? I mean the images seem pretty disjointed and really dont tell a connected story, nor enhance the parts that are sung. The song has a lot of ups and down and aggressive and soft parts but the video is so muted when those parts happen. I dont know, just felt like a wasted opportunity to enhance the music.

Gawr and Gura should rub their cunnies together while over my face so their mixed juices can fall in my mouth

>>20872643
It's slightly better than the standard for Hololive MVs, not everything is going to be as fantastic as the one for Q.
Personally I'm hoping we get a 3D MV for her next song since I think she'd have a lot of fun with that.

>>20872819
3D MV with Ame's slaves roped in would be pretty amazing.

Goop goop

>>20872819
I guess i expected just a solid storyboard fleshed out, usually anime genre is pretty solid on that part. Like the Gura and Mori song, i dont remember what the song was but i do remember the images of the MV. It was really complimentary. I wouldn't be able to say what i saw in the official Reflect mv, even though i watched it not 5 minutes ago.

>>20873060
While animated MVs are great, they're not the norm for Hololive. If you want to see what most are like, go look at the cover Matsuri and Gura did of Sorairo Days last year. This was at least better than that.

>>20873060
You're just dumb dude. Gawr cute.

>>20873245
Definitely, even though its just the same 2 images of gura and matsuri being panned around in various ways i still remember that. Theres really no necessity to be elaborate and expensive, just identify the beats of the song and build around those. Thats what happens in the Gura Matsuri video, when the music reaches its high, it pans out and shows them both in all the glory, when the music is developing, its zoomed in and panning. Reflect just feels like a collection of mediocre gura doodles that were made separate from the song.

>>20873523
If you think Reflect's MV is worse that Sorairo Days you might have brain damage.

>>20873523
The art was really cute fakebud

>>20872740
Nothing would quench my thirst more than this.

>>20873584
Listen i'd slobber on guras toes just like you if i had the chance, but i wont fib. I dont think Gura had much to say in the MV, just looks like a cost saving job and she deserved better, since the fanmade MV already showed where the beats are.

anyone have gura reacting to ame/ina's with the performance overlaid?

>>20872489
She could with some additional permissions hoops and payment to the relevant parties in JASRAC. There's a lot of Japanese songs she can sing too outside of vocaloid and anisong that don't have the extra baggage.

>>20873851
Only a timestamp.

>>20873851
i want that too, overlays are great for watchalongs
https://files.catbox.moe/lp3lm3.mp4

Gura is grinding Sekiro off-stream so she can be good at the video game on-stream.

>>20874067
Is she pulling a mori?

>>20874128
What did Anon mean by this? Drinking lean?

>>20873968
She's such a fucking dyke
I love her

>>20873523
stop being a little bitch

>>20869251
Just stream the process of you practicing and recording an entire cover song and then throwing it in the dumpster.

>>20873968
I miss comfy kotatsu watchalongs with Gura...

>>20874166
Not only that, mori played ER off stream so she wouldn't suck at it, it didn't help her all that much when you compare her to a newbie like irys.

There's some teacucks out in catalog right now trying their hardest to shit on Gura.

>>20874314
Fuck off, we don't care about your anti threads

>>20874356
Apparently we do since we are slamming it instead of letting it die

>>20873851
>Ame
https://files.catbox.moe/1k4ptu.webm
>Inya
https://files.catbox.moe/ryrpjs.webm

>>20874495
i fucking love you thanks

>>20874495
How can one shark be so perfect?

>>20874314
Let the teacucks stay with their whore, she'll graduate soon anyway.

>>20874495
You get slapped because I didn't want my eyes to water again.

>>20874495

>>20874631
Awww, its okay to cry bud

>>20874482
Newfags don't know what sage means

I like the MV, it was cute. But it’s too much Reflect for me this past days.
I hope she will be able to release an other original this year.

>>20874482
it's basically an image dump thread, so what?

You fags really are talking about an anti thread?
His bait worked.

>>20874314
Don't worry i'll shit on their trash defective as retaliation.

>>20875021
can you do it again? most buds here are probably asleep now so wait until tomorrow

gura feet

>>20875176

i want to turn sister Gura into a sinner

>>20875021
Seems to me like whatever happened successfully baited most of the faggots away from this thread.

>>20875480
I'd desecrate her holy ground if you know what I mean

Reflect is very good in numbers despite being 9month old.
Schizo anti are number fag so expect a lot of seethe in the next days

>>20875536
huh what do you mean?

>>20875480
Go on

>>20875480
I want to spend lent with sister gura worshiping the Lord in penitence

>>20875497
Yep. I actually like the chumpedos. They go out of their way to look at the catalog unlike the other fanbases.
Easy to bait. I bet they are also tge ones shitposting about Mori and Amelia.

>>20875480
Its not a sin if we're married.

>>20876180

Guwa cute

>>20876215
Gonna need more evidence

>>20876237
I present the following evidence

This is a child

>be Mori
>Numberfag
>biggest music project release a few days ago
>unalive MV is part of it. Full 3D MV video
>will be mogged hard by a 2D not animated MV of 9 month old song
>lie and cry

>>20876322
I'm in love with this shark child!

>>20876180
I don't shitpost, i manage to keep my hatred for the girls contained. Mostly just Kiara and Amelia.

>>20876326

>>20876326
wrong thread

>>20876326

>>20876180
Well... most chumbuds are asleep so you're left with the shitposters.
Personally the catalog doesn't exist. To me /vt/ is just a container for /hlgg/ and /ggg/

>>20876326
Not our fault Mori sucks

>>20876507
>our
>implied we

Strawberry shortcake and parfait with Gura

Any one has the naked gawr with abs coming out from naked gura's tummy art?

Oh nyo

>>20876677
>refuses to eat it in front of you

>>20876787
I don't but that sounds hot

>>20876801
>covers her mouth with her hand when she's eating

>>20876892
Bites your hand off

>>20876801
Easy fix, just bite a piece, and then kiss her to feed her the piece, then repeat.

>>20876787
>>20876810

That's my Ina...

>>20876473
I wanted to punch mori at this point

>>20876948

>>20876988
Based

>>20877097
go find an anti thread to talk about it

When was the last time you dreamt about Gura? What was it about?

>>20877683
two days ago, had some weird dream about her talking about NSWF

>>20877683
we were swimming in the ocean and a crab bit her. that's all i remember, not even what she looked like. i never remember my dreams unless i take something like nyquil, for whatever reason

>>20877973
NSWF?

>>20878140
nsfw sorry, was kinda weird I dreamt she was really uncomfortable

>>20878272

>>20877683
I dreamt that she graduated and I held a Japanese-style funeral for her complete with those incense candles. First thing I did when I woke up was I checked youtube to see if she's still there, it really fucked me up for a couple of days

Gorg Glimpus

>>20874578
By being able to channel Vishnu for one.

>>20877683
I've told this one before but I showed up to a Gawr Gura meet-and-greet that was being held in a restaurant and when I showed up, no one else was there but Gura. I felt bad and apologized for being the only one to show up and she started insulting me and calling me a loser for watching her streams and actually having the audacity to show up in person. Basically, she belittled me because she knew that no one else would believe me.

It all goes by so quickly but I really liked some of the imagery in the MV

>>20880049
did you at least enjoy being bullied by her?

>>20880049
That sounds hot

>>20880218

>>20880291
>>20880218
yeah the 3d backgrounds were cool

>>20880049
Fuck that's hot.

>>20880506
cute jpbud

>>20880049

Some interesting frames of the MV if you watch it on a very slow speed

>>20880836

>>20880223
No, I was very hurt by it and I think I even started crying.

are the original art used in the mv goin to be released in hq?

>>20880049
H...Hot

>>20880957
Fuck Gawr, she's a bitch. Gura has a heart of gold and would comfort you from her abuse.

>>20880957
I joke about wanting to get bullied by her but I would break down and actually contemplate ending it all if she were to actually berate me and call me a worthless pile of shit or something similar to that effect

>>20880957
Why don't you rape the shit out of that brat if no one is there?

>>20881037
what if she called you Her worthless pile of shit

>>20876326
Imagine mori actually getting absolutely mogged by a 9 month old song with a standard level MV (still great btw)

>claims it’s her biggest announcement yet, almost overtaken in less than a day KEK, guess we can say for a fact the views on Q were carried by the MV and gura

>>20881102
fuck I'm actually tearing up from that thought alone

I hope Gura gets her shark burger when she goes to Japan

>>20881166

>>20881226

>>20881166
gura will eat only mcdonalds and you will accept that

>>20882088

>>20882088
>>20882178
waggy shark tail is superior to non-waggy shark tail

I'm sure there are some chumbuds who disagree but I really appreciate how demure Gura is about announcing and releasing stuff. She doesn't make a big production about it and treats it as if it's a firework she sets off and runs away from. It's very cute and humble.

Shark fact:
Did you know that I love Gura the most and its not even close no matter what anyone else says

>>20882665
Anon.... its because she doesnt like her own work.

>>20882834
And that's very cute

When is she releasing more music though?

>>20882879
Once she gets the ball rolling with Suisei

>>20880218
What was the deal with all the Deadbeats in the MV anyway? Shit was weird.

>>20882675
That's nice but do you know the shark fact that you are me and I made your post?

anyone has her holofes performance?

>>20882956
Yeah

>>20882895
Considering she only seems to know Calli exists from EN, that seems unlikely then.
Shame because the few fan remixes I have seen combining their voices sound so good, same goes for the ones with Risu, and yet nothing official...

>>20882895
I really fucking hope she finds a pair of balls to message Suityan with. I know that Gura being the impetus of a collab with JPs on stream is going to be to be impossible with her self-confidence and knowledge of 日本語 but I want her to at least put out some songs with them. I ain't last samurai but I love the JP Holos and I know Gura does to so I really want there to be more story happy arcs between them

naruhodo

>>20882908
You clearly haven't watched the「Q」MV

>>20883222
Gura's golden saliva

Wife awake
Shut us nerds

>>20883282
>us

>>20883120
Maybe it's an accident?

>>20883369
it's a way of increasing the chance that followers see something you tweeted earlier, when they may not have been paying attention to twitter before and are now. as far as i know it means someone clicked the retweet button by hand and can't be scheduled.

>>20883369
She wants it to get to 1,000,000 views within 24 hours

>>20862353
does anyone know the artist for the op image cause i really like that style..

>>20883610
>>20858700

>>20883610
https://twitter.com/cunnyluvr/status/1506453380918620171?s=20&t=E_Wic00GxtWhqbVeoVKEjA

>>20883654
>>20883673
ty

>>20883673
>pronouns

>>20872643
My opinion too.
Just flashing images and random animation of nothing that makes sense.

>>20883767
You new to twitter fags?

>received email that my subscriptions and whole account is going to be suspended unless i provide them photos of my real documents
I suspect it somehow related to current happenings, so tired of this shit
Should i just send them picture of ghombus or something? they are going to suspend it either way i feel like

>>20883759
Lol, you're the first person I've seen repost that screenshot I took months ago

>>20883848
Yes, send them cunny.

>>20883767
>he/him
either he's being honest or he's actually a cute girl. both are a win in my book.

>>20883848
For what youtube?
They literally dont do that so its probably a scam.

>>20883848
Anon, are you seriously falling for a fucking fishing scam in the year of our lord 2 thousand fucking 22? I'm too lazy to pull up shit but if you got something sent to you by some google site that requests you to doxx yourself I'm pretty sure that's fake.

>>20883848
send them cunny

>>20884174
Which Teletubby is that?

>>20883937
i suspect its real the address seem to match real thing and links go to my google account setttings and have all my transactions in activity tab
https://files.catbox.moe/i007kc.png

>>20884225
Literally just search the email that sent it and you'd see it's probably spoofed

>>20884282
seems like they do actually do that
https://support.google.com/pay/answer/7644078?hl=en

>>20884225
There was some scam going around starting a while back where they used @google.com addresses. Go directly to your google payments page: https://payments.google.com/ under payment methods. They will literally never ask you for this info in a form. Stop being retarded anon.

>>20884225
were you by any chance using a VPN to pay for membership in a cheap foreign currency, such as argentine pesos?

>>20884225
If you think its a real issue just send google an e-mail and ask them about it telling them that you will no provide a government issued ID as you are not comfortable with it.
Some googling around pretty much shows that anyone who has ever gotten this has just told google about it and nothing happened.

>>20884331
im literally there and now there is exclamation mark saying this
>>20884400
no, but im russian so i guess thats why they suddenly started doing this

>>20884442
theres ur answer, anon

>>20884442
yeah, i do suspect that's the reason. i hope that the current trade disputes will be resolved quickly and amicably.

>>20884476
He already knew, you bingus.

>>20884442
Just use a VPN and paypall dumbass
I hope you guys win soon so tech companies can stop virtue signaling because they are losing offshore oil money

>>20884442
>ruskie
Ah, if they have it on the payments page on top of you being a ruskie then that's real. Apologies for calling you a retard. Good luck anon... And yeah, if you have any means to actually circumvent current events in terms of transactions attempt what other anon suggested.

>>20870974
where can i watch the full version ?

>>20884701
Hello discordfag
You mean the entire concert or just Gura's portion?
Im feeling nice so I will spoonfeed your retarded ass.

>>20884701
Either pay for it on SPWN or ahoy it and pay with your conscience.

>>20884746
Post both.

>>20882966
can you send the link pls?

Gura needs a tard wrangler and I volunteer for it

>>20884771
Greedy faggots get nothing. My kindness has run out.
Please return to discord to hang out with the antis.

>>20884807
Based!

>>20884807
Holy based.....

>>20884746
im in no 4chan related discord except a FFXIV related one. Im just asking because im "new" to this vtuber stuff. sorry about that. i would like to see the whole event but if its not possible thats okay.

>>20884764
what is SPWN? sorry if i bother you guys.

>>20884873
>4chan related discord
He means the GuraGawrdian discord you fucking retard.....

>>20884799
Nah

>>20884895
.. okay sorry for asking. enjoy your day anon.

>>20884873
Anon if you are this stupid please stay out of the vtuber hobby or at least go watch vshitshow like all the other mentally disabled children.

>>20884873
SPWN is where Hololive usually has its virtual events. This page: https://spwn.jp/_events/22031901-jphololive3rdfes is the one for HoloFes 3, right most dropdown menu is language selection. You can pay for both days or only one day (Gura is day 1).

>>20884807
just the exact outcome i intended, newfags get nothing

>>20884942
anon what the actual fuck is that eye rape display?

>>20884969
Self flagellation.

the latest of gura's chat logs i can find with a superchat denominated in rubles was project diva, and the latest of any chat log for a stream she was in was the egg stream.

>>20884940
ah thanks alot.
I'll see if i can afford that haha.

>>20874314
thanks for the update catalogue user

>>20885082
Here:
>>20874495
https://files.catbox.moe/g53ct9.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/dvg4dx.mp4
Now post tits.

ohayo mina ya'll

>>20885504
I miss the MH streams..... wish she ended up doing more or at least played with the other members a bit.

>>20877683
oh she changed it to the reflect mv

she changed it to the reflect mv

Is goomba ded?

Chumbies I just passed out and threw up on myself and now im in the ER because my heart stopped working for like 2 mins
LETS GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Good morning

>>20885891
Kek, keep on partying hard.

Are JPs just now discovering Reflect? Theres a ton of comments from JPs on the MV. Perhaps I was wrong to doubt Gura and she knew what she was doing with the delayed release

>>20885891
*Casts spell to make this chumbud feel better*

>>20885947
I was just sitting in my computer chair watching youtube
>>20885986
thanks i feel it working already

>>20885891
oh nyo