/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

*blocks your path*

Fauna is a tree

>>20990263
ABAYOOO

Last thread was real bad let's keep it together here saplings.

>>20990263
she is a kirin!!

I bought a kalimba because I really enjoy listening to Fauna play one, but it turns out my fingers are way too big to play that thing. Whenever I try to press a key, I end up pressing two or three notes at once.

Imagine sending 3 superchats that are less than $20 because you're that desperate for attention. And this man actually believes he's spend as much money as some of her bigger payers.

>Fauna keeps buying fonts
Cute dork

/gd/ dont look

>font addiction
That's a new one.

>>20990357
Show hands

>>20990372
Who cares

I'm enabling Fauna's Fonts Fixation by sending her SCs

Cute Kirin literally can’t stop buying fonts

>I kind of want to /become/
Green Lamy...

Is she talking about..fonts?

>>20990503
Yes.
This cute fucking dork.

Send her a super chat and say it's font money. I want to see her reaction

I never bought a font in my life. I now have complex about it.

Someone had their vtuber virginity taken by Mama Nature...

>>20990605
Superchats are off.

comforting fauna while she cries at a sad scene...

Fauna cute

>>20990605
do it yourself poorfag

I cry during movies
Fauna cries during movies
We are...?

Kimo no nawa
The same old shinkai kind of movie.

>>20990829

who tf cries at HxH?

>HxH
Fauna... your anime taste...

>>20990902
Me and my wife, Fauna

>>20990902
Fauna

>>20990902
Women and retards with shit anime taste.

Asagi is the best

>soggy mama super chat
I love her so much

Make note of how much she mentions Killua to calculate her shotacon levels

soggy mama love

Blessed soggymom

>>20990902
HxH chads win again

soggy mama love!

Fauna and Asagi's relationship is so fucking wholesome

>>20990902
HxH fans when they realize it's never coming out from hiatus

>>20990902
the previous green hair holo was a HxH fan too

>>20991252
We are

>>20991313
Fuck bro, dont fucking remind me god damn fucking rip miura god damn son of a bitch couldnt finish his story bastard

>>20991288
Rushia? I know Kanata and Shion are both HxH fans, but that's new to me.

Lurkerchads we won.

fauna's lurking in this very thread!

>>20991660
Faunas lurking until she knows how to perfectly blend in to post here

What if Fauna was seethe sapling all along

>>20991779
nah she's a horny poster

>fauna read my message
I can sleep peacefully now. Good night saplings!

200s/579 read, not including yesterday's super chats too

I lurk, post i miss fauna-related images, check out imissfauna.com a few times, then leave

>>20991869
She got 579 superchats for her birthday? Wow, she must have made a fortune! She deserves it.

>>20990902
The final chapter of the Chimera ant arc is literally the most emotional I've been at a shounen.

>>20991954
She got $15k

>>20992024
I'm proud of saplings

FAUNA PLEASE COME TO BRAZIL

>>20992024
Knowing fauna is well off genuinely makes me happy

>>20992024
Why are saplings poorfags. This isn't fair to Fauna

>>20992291
I mean she'll take home what, $5000~ after youtube and cover takes their cut? But there's also merch. And if there's someone mentally ill enough to buy 3 sets that means there's probably more people that mentally ill as well.

>>20992382
it's basically like she took home 5k in tips, that's still really good. lots of people don't make that as their main monthly wages, let alone what is basically tips

>>20992276
rather not see my wife get raped and murdered in some shithole for no reason

Am I retarded I think ive missed my SC, it was right at the start of the bday stream too. Does she read out/say thanks for all SCs?

>>20992382
True, but I was just thinking in general, she has a lot to keep her afloat and secure to comfortably stream. That makes me happy

>>20992024
>>20992490
Do we know roughly how much Hololive Vtubers make monthly? I heard they get a small base salary along with a cut of SCs and merch. I'm curious how successful they actually are.

>>20992340
I've heard her say some variation of "you don't need to send Superchats I'm just glad you all are watching" at least 100 times

AC:BLACK FLAG?! based

PIRATE FAUNA AHOY

>black flag
My wife is so fucking based

>>20992609
All names, not all messages outloud

Do you actually have to play the previous AC games to play the later stuff like Black Flag and Valhalla?

>>20992716
I worded that horribly my bad. I didnt even hear my name be read out, I must have missed it unless all these SCs were from the first 10 mins still?

>>20992822
No.
Plot stopped mattering at like 4 because it's all a shitshow

>>20992822
Last one I played was Black Flag and there is some stuff in there about/from the previous games but desu the ship combat and gameplay is so good you should just play anyways and not care.

>>20992822
not really, no
unless you really care about the story for some reason but it's stupid as hell anyways, just play what you want

>>20992849
yeah, she just got though message telling her that she is singing without music, which was literally first song, so she is barely scarping start of the stream yet

>>20992654
Fauna is cute but she doesn't know what's best for her. She really should stop trying to make the poorfags feel good

I don't understand the kalimba

>>20992987
Nigger it literally isn't about poorfags. She genuinely doesn't believe she deserves all the love she's getting.

>>20992849
Most of the SCs came right at the start of the stream when everyone was sending their birthday wishes. It should speed up a lot once she gets through the first wave of messages.

At least watching Fauna can be a temporary distraction from my complete lack of food now, starving was never my plan but Fauna gives me energy

>>20993020
And yet, we think she doesn't get enough kek

>>20993068
She doesn't, I need to send her more

>>20993312
I'm glad you will, cause I'm not gonna send her shit

Huh, well at least we know now why there hasn't been another charity stream

Fauna is cute

jesas that is a lot of saplings with the same birthday

>>20993533
Ever heard of the birthday paradox?

Fauna infinite happy birthday loop

Russian saplings...

She is right though, no one really likes American Lagers for their taste since they don't have any

Fauna...

Fauna why are you so white

Jay vier...

Javier bros...

>>20994002
>implying thats a bad thing

>>20994002
She's green, dumb colorblind sapling

>>20994230
but her skin is white tho

Something makes me feel like some of these same day birthdays might be fake. But no one would go on the internet to lie like that right?

>>20994407
It's green if you squint hard enough and imagine

>>20994453
It was my birthday on fauna's birthday. Also when she reaches the 1 year anniversary

Called the fuck out

fauna calling out greynames

>>20994612
Wait, what did she say? I was cleaning off my plate godammit.

>>20994654
talking about her tweet to the blacksmith girl
>People who think I wouldn't say that probably don't watch me very much
or something along those lines

>>20994702
Based.

Fauna flavoured drink

>>20994654
She said people who thought that her tweet about drinking molten lava was a punishment tweet clearly aren't regulars

>>20994774
Makes sense. I had to basically say that earlier today on /hlgg/

Why were people here complaining about rainbows, fauna fucking loves them

>>20994853
Who complained about rainbows? It's the fags who do like 6 different $5 SCs that get bitched at usually.

ENTER

>>20994742
Fauna based cocktail.

Flutterfags cooming their pants right now.

>>20995048
>>20994742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3GDx3XCMls

Forest Cocktails are a thing.

>>20995048
Fauna cock...

>>20995237
Bad sapling

I spend hundreds of hours on neopets, but honestly it's so shit

Fauna is NOT a tree!

>>20995714
Fauna is my wife!

>Mrs. Kirin
I told you guys we were married

>>20995768
Hi watame or reine

>>20995768
>>20995849
I made these posts.

>>20995849
Hi Reine!
>>20995768
Hi Watame!

>>20995849
>>20995768
>>20995877
I wrote these

>>20995856
>>20995880

fauna really gets easily yuribaited

>>20995768
>>20995849
All me

>>20996049
She has good tastes

Fauna thinking dress up darling is an innocent show about fashion, she's gonna get a real jolt by ep 2

>>20996049
And that's a good thing!

>>20996404
Would you?

>>20996473
I already have

>>20996514
I posted this

>>20996574
>>20996514
I am both of these posters

Fauna extorting people for money...

fauna so wholesome...

>>20996911
I'd let her extort me however she wants

she really can't stop talking about him huh...

>>20997042
Well we can't stop talking about her

I actually haven't watched streamers at all before Hololive, but I've been watching RLM for over 10 years

So, which streamer is she talking about

>>20997253
Bald man

>>20997253
Irrelevant, he's off topic from Fauna

>>20997253
your favorite streamer's favorite streamer

>>20997278
Which of all of them

>new ips

>>20997478
I can't believe he's streaming now

SOULGAMES HATE

Based Fauna refuses to stream ER

>I want to play Elden Ring but not onstream
FAUNA I KNEEL

don't do it fauna, stay away

REINE LOVE

>it's been 3 hours

need more reine x fauna fanart

Shitty japanese horror games and Fauna would be a blessing. I fucking love those streams

>>20997711
The power of the kalimba and an overly chatty chuuba. Max comfy. Can't wait for a year from now when Fauna has 12 hour long superchat streams

>>20997734
https://files.catbox.moe/8oxjfq.jpg
I warn you. There is no turning back from this squeeb

>>20997823
Ive seen this too many times now

>>20997823
It'd be perfect if the boobs were their accurate size

>>20997859
>too many times
no such thing

>>20997823
I'm gonna SQUUUEEEEEEEBBB

>>20997970

>>20997823

>>20997823
jesas those balloons

Fauna cute

tfw her reading my super earlier made her both uuu, say we have a positive influence on her back to us, and got a song
i am complete
the rest of the month can be a dumpster fire but I will not stop smiling.

I would like to thank Reine for allowing me to understand wtf Fauna is currently talking about

i've listened to this woman ramble on for 3 and a half hours and I have no interest in closing the tab. Fauna is a blessing and I wish I knew someone like her

she did it!
kirby tomorrow

>>20998995
I type that and she says she's finished. Fuck im cursed

私。。。。

>>20994002
Cuz she's pure

>>20999075
Why'd you talk, that being said this stream was fun. Fauna could never play a game ever and I'd still love her, she's a treat to listen to

i... miss...

I miss fauna... Guess I can listen to her voicepack again

POYO tomorrow! I'm conflicted though cause I wanted to play it myself, but I really wanna watch her play it too.

>>20999125
i barely actually 'watch' because my internet is too shit for anything but 144p but its kino background noise

Did anyone else notice Fauna referenced her past life in her Halloween ASMR or am I just going crazy?

>>20999333
wasted numbers god damn

>>20999469
you have funny sex number

>>20999469
at least he wasn't satan

>>20999333
literally where

>>21000073
The music box. Is subtle, but even her words are "maybe you recognize it from a previous life".
If you browse her old channel, there is a scenario video where the listener happens upon a music box in a witch's shop.

>>21002116
who fuckin cares man, everyone knows, theres idiots in every YT comment section

>>21002116
Please don't talk about roommates. This is a slippery slope.

dumbass

Bitch

dummy!!!!

Faggot

Bane?

Y'know I wonder how itching Fauna is to do live ASMR again.

Squeeeeeeb!!!

>>21003412

>>21003376
imagine a guerilla asmr out of nowhere like the first ku100...

tfw some fucking schizo is using her bday tag to talk about killing his boss and is staring at the camera like a freak for a 1 min straight loop

>>21003376
I am itching for more ear cleaning and positive affirmations

>>21004380
??????? There's no schizo talk in her birthday tag, what the actual fuck are you on about?

https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1507183606501941249

>>21004965

>>g20990357
play with it a pencil

>>21004826
his other posts got nuked but hes still doing this

>>21005558
Ah, for whatever reason it only shows up on one of my accounts. I already reported it.

>>21005698
Did the same, just holy fuck the attached video is so uncomfortable its comical.

To shift things back to Fauna again, I really liked this sc stream, her tangents and UUUUs were good.

>>21006018
Ah ah ah..

>>21006018

>>21006391
cute

FAUNA ON THE TELLY

>>21007050
WHERE, WHAT DID I MISS?

>>21007638
https://youtu.be/S6rjSjW-X3w?t=5300
UUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>21008060
I was about to get upset but that was pretty cute, you get a pass.

>>21008060
wtf i am a mumei anti now

>>21008060
kek

>>21002116
Anon… the music box was playing her stream into music
The ‘it’s familiar’ thing is because you know fauna, but she’s pretending to be a different fauna

>>21008981
Anon it's best not to engage literal retards.

I've got a fauna question. She and others say she's a vegan, but at the same time she likes milkshakes, and instant mac and cheese. Instant mac and cheese definitely isn't using some animal product replacement, so wouldn't she just be a vegetarian? Am I missing something here, or am i retarded?

>>21009919
https://store.veganessentials.com/world-of-pastabilities-organic-mac-n-cheese-p5970.aspx

>Ingredients: Organic pasta (100% durum wheat flour), organic vegan cheddar cheese seasoning (organic sustainable palm oil powder [organic palm oil, organic rice syrup solids, sea salt, organic pea protein, silicon dioxide, sunflower lecithin], organic rice syrup solids, sea salt, organic corn starch, natural vegan flavors, contains 2% or less of sunflower lecithin, vegan source lactic acid powder, organic annatto extract for color)

>>21009919
I can’t remember where but I swear I remember her saying that she’s always eating vegan variations, but just says ‘milkshake’ for simplicity

>>21009919
EVERY SINGLE INSTANCE OF FOOD she mentions is of the vegan variety. She just doesn't say "vegan milkshake" or "vegan mac n cheese" because she really doesn't want to bring it up to begin with and just wants to talk normally. Yes, there's vegan milkshakes. Yes, there's vegan mac n cheese.

>>21009919
She is 100% vegan (but hardly ever mentions it, and did not even bring it up until far after graduation) but she is always referring to the vegan version of things if the food normally isn't.
She also mentioned liking Indian food, which from first hand experience (vegetarian relatives) is also is a good way to adhere to the diet as many dishes actually taste good and do not need the fake premade versions of things.

I've got a Fauna question: Why is my wife so cute?

>>21010821
I made this post.

every post in this thread is me except the retarded ones

>>21010821
I don't know. Reine. How about you ask her yourself.

>>21011601
if i am married to Reine does that make me Fauna?

>>21002853
i can feel myself falling

>>21006391
Ahhhh this stuff warms my cold heart

Fauna makes me want to be a better person

I'm glad I can sleep with my beloved Fauna

>page 10 in an hour
is there a happening?

>>21016687
No stream, go to sleep

>>21016687
Nah just a lot more worthless schizo threads than usual

>>21014121
cat paws typed this post

>/ag/ using the sanwich for their evil

>>21017348

It's been close to 24 hours, time to see the poll results.
http://poal.me/jamwwj
http://poal.me/n0ryk7
Looks like there's only 12% women here, but still more than I expected.
20-somethings dominate the thread as usual, but there's some older people here as well.

>>21021650
Give us your wisdom oji-sans

>>21022273
Modern anime sucks

Fauna is the only holo I want to see blacked art of and I don't know why, I don't care what you think I'm going to commission it

>>21022273
Zoomers are running the internet.

>>21022273
get tested for ADHD

So, what beer was she talking about, the ine you buy when you can't get better beer.
Budlight? Coorslight? Budweisser?

>>21023220

Anyone got count of hoe many times she had to sing happy birthday?

>>21022273
dont fuck dolphin pussy

>>21022273
Enjoy your free time before joining wagie hell

>>21022273
do what makes you happy even if people shit on you for it.

>>21024680
This is stupid.

>>21023547
She got 579 Bday supers, so I'm just gonna slap the birthday paradox on it without much thought and estimate around 12. 579/23 is 25, so 50% of that. It'd be neat if someone went through and counted just to see how accurate it was

>>21024758
DEW IT

>>21025168
I'm happy to laze around at home scratching my balls while watching chuubas. Doesn't mean i should do it just to spite on whoever was paying the bills of the house.

>>21024680
Thanks! I'm gonna do hard drugs now, yeah!!

>>21025940
Fauna will be sad you are doing hard drugs...

>>21028718
I love cute comfy Fauna art

Vestia is the grey Fauna lads, collab when?

>>21028718
Faufau latina proportions..

>>21023220
American light lagers basically.
Shit that you drink because of social setting and peer pressure, not because you actually like taste

>>21028718
I really dig the Ollie buns in this art

Faggot

Zombie woman bad

Do we have any Rune Factory fags around? Is it like Animal Crossing or something? Should I buy it and start doing reps to give all my shit away if Fauna asks?

>>21033824
Rune Factory is like Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley but with a side of JRPG, and it's single player anyway so you can't do anything for Fauna

just wanted to tell the ppl in here who praised her birthday's asmr that they were absolutely right. was on the fence because of the steep price and occasional periods of immunity as i listen to asmr pretty much every day. this audio is gold, so thanks

>>21033824
it's less "casual" than Animal Crossing, similar to Stardew Valley

>>21025767
how'd you end up at that interpretation sapling?

>>21033824
Heads up. It seems that Rune Factory 5 is bad.
Which is a huge downer for me, as I was looking forward to a new installment for many years.

>>21033824
Hey! I love Rune Factory. I do not recommend 5. Not because of the characters or anything but it's fucking damn near unplayable. Performances issues out the ass, the fighting is stiff as fuck and gets worse because of said performance issues. It's really really not good. I'd say wait for patches but they never did it a single time and it was out for a year in Japan. So it'll never get fixed at this rate.

>>21034306
The pursuit of happiness will lead you nowhere but to satisfy lesser desires.
Want to be happy? Shoot up heroin or something.
Happiness is something you find along the way as you pursuit a goal. The moment you achieve that goal, whatever happiness you found will only last you a few weeks, a month even. Then you experience an existential crisis and realize you need a new goal. And that's how life works.

>>21030529
Fauna's not short and overweight.

>>21034912
Man you have the least charitable interpretations. You can find joy in the smallest things. Wishing you a more enjoyable life.

>>21034912
>Want to be happy? Shoot up heroin or something
Pleasure is not the same as happiness anon.

>>21035104
Eh, I'm just telling kids how it is so they don't end up playing videogames and smoking pot just to feel happy.
>>21035286
You think normal people can tell one from the other?
How do you explain the current state of society then.
This is getting off topic so I'll stop here.

>>21035524
>You think normal people can tell one from the other?
No, but that's no excuse for treating it like it is.

verdict on Zeta? A new Lamy? I was holding back from just judging her design

>>21035725
She's not a Lamy. Honestly there's something about her that deeply unsettles me. She genuinely seems fake, but that's probably because she's holding back. I really don't care for her and her surface level take of ASMR put me off even harder.

>>21035725
>>21035827
>wants to collab with celebs
Definitely another ollie.

>>21035725
she cute

>>21035725
I like her design and voice, but she's not really a Lamy even if she does have a passing interest in ASMR.

>>21025767
I was thinking more like if you like dancing or painting don't let people calling you a fag put you off from it, but sure

>>21035725
Not sure why would you ask /uuu/ of all places.
Personally, for me her debut feels just so bland. That's what I imagine default vTuber template would look like before someone would start adding their personal interests and personality into it. although it might be that she is just that much of a normie

>>21036152
I know there are yukimin that instantly switched over to be assistants when koyori debuted, i would hope no saplings do the same

>>21035725
Wrong thread?

>>21036498
People keep calling her Gray Fauna or Gray Lamy so he probably came in here to ask, especially with all the "OH MY GOD SHE'S A BETTER FAUNA" shitposts that kept popping up throughout the debut.

>>21036402
What the hell are you smoking.
>>21036498
You'd think that post belongs is the ASMR thread right?

Hey guys, I love Fauna. Bye.

>>21036679
Never come back.

>>21036679
She loves you too! have a great day!

>>21036613
Im kind of out on a forest promenade so maybe my thoughts arent in order

>>21036842
You ought to have more faith in your fellow saplings.

>>21036801
dyrbi

I'm gonna suck the nail polish off Fauna's toes

is she okay?

>>21039649
Who?

>>21039675
fauna. i need to know if she's okay

>>21039757
Anon? She's sleeping. She doesn't wake up for another 2 hours the earliest.

>>21039796
If she's on the west coast that means me and Fauna have the same sleeping schedule just time zones apart
We are?

Unless she's on the east in which cause Fauna what the fuck

>>21036584
>"OH MY GOD SHE'S A BETTER FAUNA" shitposts that kept popping up
We dont do that here.

>>21040563
I'm not saying that though? Outside of these threads they have been. So they're probably trying to get opinions of actual Saplings.

>>21040691
>So they're probably trying to get opinions of actual Saplings.
Saplings usually don't respond to these kind of stuff.
We only miss Fauna all the time.

Was that Kirby stream Fauna mentioned yesterday, set for today? I miss Fauna

>>21040976
It's today, yeah. Wish she'd do early reservations like she did for Bad End Theater since she has no schedule but it's whatever.

>>21041037
This no schedule shit is killing me, how am i supposed to plan my week if i don't know what fauna is doing, i literally plan my life around her

>>21040976
Correct.
Me too!

>>21041160
She seemed to have been waiting on a collab confirmation. Guess it never happened? Either way she's at least saying what she's doing in advance, and the time seems to be consistently 6pm EST or something. We'll see when she puts up a reservation today.

sometimes i watch fauna while i think about missing fauna

>>21022273
Anime died after 2014 and it's been getting worse ever since
If all your friends and family say your partner isn't right for you and gives them weird vibes take their advice and most importantly don't get engaged
Sound effects every five milliseconds don't make a video funny, zoomers

>>21041442
that's good multitasking

>>21035524
the original poster was just telling people to like what they like without worrying about whether or not it's cool. not sure why you took it to this gayboi puritan place.

>>21041672
My same thought.
My initial view on this was just like back then people were shitting on emos.
I dont dress like them but I like the music. I didn't gave a fuck about people shitting on it. Same with liking anime back then. I basically didn't give any fucks for otther people. I enjoyed what makes me happy.

No idea how that sapling went and twisted it that way.

>>20990163
Bigger. Make them BIGGER.

>>21042094
Imagine if she had aqua's papa mindset
The guy grows aqua's tits every time he draws her.

>>21041501
I cannot be only one who actually did U on new-age anime?
I used to have an interest in anime, but despised most shounens / harems / SoLs / etc. Then I just stopped watching it for few years, and now I'm completely opposite: I don't want your artistic drama bullshit, I cannot even rewatch shit I used to love because watching it somehow makes me more tired.
Give me something that has single digit IQ pre-requirements and what I can watch only single episode from middle of the season and still enjoy. That's a shit.

SAUNA LOVE

>>21041501
I don't think new anime is bad, but i don't watch it, i just read the manga cause i can blast through it faster. Turns out they're still publishing all of them, so now i have 20 manga tabs open that won't be closed for another 5 years. All my favorites are pre 2014 though so you have a point

>>21042613
Fauna brings out the best in Sana

>>21042613
I heavily disagree.

GUYS! I MISS FAUNA!!! HELP!

>>21043315
https://youtu.be/TtB0GZLum1w?t=15077
Loop this