/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>21410540
>Log of Beatani's recent calls
https://102716.xyz/calllog

imagine smelling her genitals while she's asleep and leaving her apartment before she ever knows you were there

I love fucking this bear!

>>21410540
literally who?

>>21411327
Dirty dog syndrome survivor indie vtuber.

>>21411537
inshallah she will be cured

I love this fucking bear

Bear is a fucking genius and it's a privilege to have found her

>>21411724
Me too

https://twitter.com/BearPosting/status/1509164605930680328
post more bear cunny

>>21412796
Chihiro (27) was such a cute baby

my fellow grapehumans

I want to grape Risuna in the mouth.

Does anyone here use an onahole?

>>21415361
I have used a Fleshlight before but cleaning the cum out of it afterwards was always depressing so I threw it away.

>>21415361
I used to, but its too much trouble

>>21415361
Used to have one, but she left.

>>21415361
No I use a doll

I like how everything always comes down to "mendokusai"

>>21415361
Besides cleaning, they don't smell very good and the sound is unpleasant. I'd rather just use my hand.

>>21415934
Using Discord, of course, is not mendokusai.

>>21416541
consistently 200pph there and ded thread

>>21415361
No cleaning is too much of a nuisance

>>21417148
captcha is mendokusai

>>21417255
tashikani

does anyone have ripped images from the game? I'm lazy to do so myself

>>21417383
>http://clover.club/post

>>21417430
thanks

>>21417383
they're literally in a folder. You just need to download the game and they're there

impressive passive aggressiveness here

>>21417499
thanks for your ip

>>21417555
Based. I kneel.

>>21415361
All the time.

god I fucking hate that disgusting nigger known as Foxxy Loveshakes

>>21410540
Archive of posts written by the Vtuber Beatani
https://102716.xyz/query?name=Beatani&discriminator=6974
Beatani is a vtuber who streams in English on Youtube
Beatani is the subject of the thread.
You can view the posts she wrote here:
https://102716.xyz/query?name=Beatani&discriminator=6974

>>21418941
Is Foxxy Loveshakes actually a nigger?

beatani is awake so i have to try to be funny in the prestream chat

>>21419491
better than trying to be funny in shitcord

>>21419491
>>21419560
both of these things are pathetic

>>21419006
ARchama???
>>21419491
hell yeah man it helps me fantasize that she actually finds me interesting

>>21419491
I'm trying to be funny in front of dads you fool

>>21419006
Thank you. I will go read what she has posted now.

if i make many jokes and a couple of them land, she will think i'm a funny person

>>21419790
Just make a new account for every stream. Once you have a stream where you've made consistent good jokes that she likes, keep that account because that first impression will stick.
Its kind of like rerolling in a gacha game

>>21419883
Good joke, too bad you wasted it here instead of typing it to the youtube chat

fuck she didn't laugh at my joke
so much for this account

go dads go try to be funny with low tier jokes

>>21420318
Join us!

>can't relate to bea due to no allergies
why was I cursed with superior genetics

>>21420494
life is so cruel...

>>21419006
>>21410673
MS Anti HATE

>>21420743
What is she trying to say by removing the clover?

>>21420863
Dead thread. Shut it down

>>21420863
She hates us and me in particular

>>21420743

>>21420863
She thinks about us a lot. Without the clover her mind is empty.

she is so out of it...
what the fuck is this stream

>>21421188
She had sex with her boss

>>21421215
boss is code for boyfriend

>>21421188
Allergy meds tabun maybe

>>21421242
Boyfriend is code for me

>>21421242
Boyfriend is code for me

>>21421266
and you are me

>>21421266
>>21421275
hmm

>>21419491
Boy am I glad I don't live in the world that's happening in your head, sounds awful

>>21421361
congratulations on never reading pre stream chat

I always forget that Beatani is older than me....

>>21421413
And I'm older than Bea...

>>21421413
I wish I was 25 again. After 28 your life is pretty much over.

>>21410540
more beatani links
>yt channel
https://www.youtube.com/c/beatanichisato
>twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/beatanichisato/
>ms archive
https://102716.xyz/query?name=Beatani
>bea vn
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1_YdHCi-vuJDlXeQbcfWLjafltCHl6ZT9/view

>>21421463
and I am younger than chihiro

>>21421413
>>21421463
Bea is the meat in your chronological sandwich

>>21419608
If it bothers you that much coming here to whine about it instead of confronting them is pretty pathetic too

>>21421361
>>21421523
Samefag

>>21421500
How can it be over at 28?

>>21421413
Bea and me are the same age.

>>21421615
Nta but I dread birthdays now

>>21421615
That's when you've experienced everything life has to offer and your body starts falling apart. What's left is 70 years of suffering.

>>21421607
Yes.

>>21421697
>now

>>21421275
>>21421304
>>21421266
So many skinwalkers when I didn't even open this thread yet...

Chihiro (27) is so close to the end of her enjoyable life it's sad bros

>>21421758
Thanks for admitting, enjoy your report

>>21421860
Yeah honestly after 21 they suck but definitely after 25 it's sad to see number go up

>>21421913
ironic

I didn't open a /yah/ thread in weeks, I hope stream threads are still ok

>>21421701
Your interpretation of everything life has to offer must be very limited. Do you even have a kid?

>>21421913
Great, now I like you, what am I going to do about these feelings you've given me? Fuck you, dad

>>21422126
they are, just not this one maybe

Why must the passage of time be so cruel to us? We spend our prime years wageslaving and withering away. If we're lucky, maybe we can maybe do what we want when we're old, but without the vigor and youth we once had. But most of us are probably going to wageslave well into our old age. And then we die. Nothing more.

>>21421913

Jannies are having a big day today

>>21422233
likely self deleted after realising it would get him banned

>>21422189
What in god's name are you trying to do that's gonna take 20 years of wage slaving to get anon?

>>21422283
Happiness

>>21422189
Bodies are used when they're useful

>>21422189
Vacation days exist, friend, the weekends exist, after 5pm exists. There is tons of time to enjoy your life outside of a 40 hour job.

dads, do you want to be cute?

>>21422139
>Do you even have a kid?
Why would I want one? I'm not interested in sex.

>>21422445
No, I want to fuck cute girls, not be one.

>>21422445
I am cute

>>21422313
If happiness was found in wallets every king would be benevolent beyond imagination.

>>21422445
I'd rather be a cute girl than what I am now

>>21422468
Hmmm

Youtube bug fixed

>>21422588
very short , before it lasted a few minutes so everyone can vote but idk

>>21422189
Retirement is an illusion. There's no guarantee your savings will even be worth anything in the future. We gorge ourselves because we don't trust our ability to secure the next meal. You don't have to do anything you don't want to, dad. Become a fucking loser like me.

>>21422588
I didnt vote

>>21422189
You can live a perfect life but it doesn't matter because your brain can only produce a certain amount of happiness, so you'll just exhaust your happiness reserves faster and end up depressed. Humans NEED drugs to live a happy life.

>>21422964
I'm pretty happy and I've never smoked or drank anything in my life (unless you count church wine when I was younger and still got dragged there every weekend)

>>21422964
shut up druggie don't drag other people down with you

The lean helps but when it wears off I'm even sadder.

>>21423015
>I've never smoked or drank anything in my life
You must be pretty thristy by now

>>21423151
>filename is b instead of t
How could you insult her like that?

A weekend of non stop drugged up sex with Ketamine Twink.

>>21422351
I work from home and it's really fucked with my ability to mentally clock out and take vacation days. I had to do everything in my power to use up most of what I had left in November or December of last year, and I still carried over the maximum hours to the following year. That doesn't help if you can't use them in 2022 when they disappear.
I get 20 paid days off per year. If I'm sick or something, I'm not asked to use them. If work is light, I just slack off and focus on my home PC. I'd be sitting in the same place whether I'm working or on >vacation, after all. And due to the nature of my work, I don't have the option to take off on busy days without making my colleagues suffer for it.
Additionally, Burger work culture makes us feel guilty for using our own earned vacation days.
YTD 2022 I have used zero vacation days.

>>21423247
The dad with the strongest bottom energy

>>21423095
Mixer anon?!

>>21423307
>I get 20 paid days off per year. If I'm sick or something, I'm not asked to use them.
maybe it's just because I work a wageslave job but I'll never get why people that don't make big vacation plans don't just take a day off in the middle of the week every other week when they have something like this. Keep life simple with a midweek break to just relax or do some housework or something like that.

>>21422964
Anyone else fry their dopamine receptors to the point where they've had to construct a complex, almost entirely psychological rewards system? Haha me neither

>>21423738
I think you're just depressed. Just eat healthily, exercise, and take showers daily, and it'll be gone in a few days. It worked for me when I was depressed from my girlfriend being away visiting her family for a couple of weeks.

>>21423307
I'm not reading anything here that's not your fault. You're choosing to spend your paid days off on your computer, you're choosing to feel guilty over not using days, and you're complaining that it's your job that is robbing you of your youth?

>>21423463
I think that its partially because I think I should save them for doing something substantial. Also, giving off the appearance of not taking days off without a good reason.
Plus the fact that I don't really have a supervisor (my manager doesn't really check my work or anything like that) means that on quiet days (most days are quiet) I literally just watch anime or vidya.
The problem is, even on these quiet days, I'm still expected to be on call and available when needed. So I won't walk away for more than an hour at a time. But many days I literally just check my screen once per hour and fuck right back off.
I feel like many people would kill for my job flexibility, but I don't want to discount how conceptually difficult the work is.
Honestly, I'd like to take a real vacation again. I haven't flown anywhere in five years.

>>21424011
The other anon in this conversation is not me I never said anything about wasting my youth.

One day she'll realize the 3 hit bat combo can cheese every enemy.

>>21424130
you've literally got the cushiest gig imaginable and you're complaining about it

>>21424251
ignore him

>>21424251
Something being comfy or not doesn't take away my right to have feelings on it. Personal issues are subjective. Not being able to mentally check out properly is a real issue to me personally. Burger work culture of feeling guilt when using days off is also very real.

>>21424130
Is accounting really that difficult?

>>>/risuna/

>>21424405
Go out and throw a football, dude.

>>21424415
I work in IT

you won't believe it i have [thing your would kill for] but i suffer SO much and i haven't taken a plane anywhere in a few years... life is so hard for me~

>>21424251
>>21424405
Touching on some neat subjects, dads. Our suffering is entirely subjective. You can have it all and life can still suck, but from the perspective of the world outside us, your suffering pales in comparison to that of others. Let's kiss.

she is on normal difficulty, right

>>21424565
This is how every tumor who "works" from home acts. These people curl into a ball and cry over the mere thought of returning to the office and clocking a 40 hour work week. Bea would be ashamed such a poor work ethic.

>>21424911
Bea works from home

>>21424911
are we watching the same bear? her work ethic is questionable at best

>>21424911
nta, but I fucking hate working from home, I can't wait to return to the office.

why hasn't this retard bear turned up the game volume yet

>>21425401
Mendokusai

>have 45h work weeks on the other side of town in a shitty place doing things I don't understand against the clock and must try to not have panic attacks at random times during the day
I wish I had an office/home job kek

>2 hour stream
I don't mind it

What did they mean by this

>>21424712
Eloquent

>>21425750
Do you not speak English?

>>21425750
They are being friendly

>>21425750
Greetings from Germany, let's defeat cancer!

>>21425919
dads don't know what it's like to be friendly

the stuff with her clover's got me curious. why are green screens green anyway? I know in some professional settings they use blue so it's not just a technical limitation. Why not use like hot pink or some other odd color instead?

>>21426105
Furthest from human skin color I think

Why uses chroma keying at all when VTS and OBS support transparency?

>>21426208
her VTS transperancy broke at the start of the stream

Bea is trying her hardest to get us laid
thank her

>>21426236
Ah, tashicunny

>>21426271
she's afraid that all dads will eventually turn into trannies or crossdressers if they don't get laid soon...

>>21426465
That's how it usually goes

>>21426271
If she was really trying, she'd give me Chihiro's digits

>>21426465
I just turned into a hermit

>>21425750
Oh thanks god I had lost my like button weeks ago and was losing hope.

>>21426594
Brother...

>shows a place where women are bought and sold
>tells it looks nostalgic
was bea trafficked??? is she okay?? dads im goncerning

>>21426798
She ran away from home for like a full year when she was 18

If anyone wanted to see the recap on higher volume
https://files.catbox.moe/k9wbhb.mp4

>>21426798
she would often target the women found here and beat them unconscious for stress relief during her time as a JK

Bea should make a stream like this
https://youtu.be/7PtTLHfaYWs

>>21426798
She had to pay her college debt somehow

>>21427031
Yeah it's pretty common.

>>21427031
when you're born dirty poor with gambling addict violent dad and gyaru mother you gotta do with the cards you're dealt with and make the best of it.

RATE IT

>>21427168
great progress/10

>>21427168
2 trys/10

>>21427168
Beamaking use of her deep knowledge of sex works for interesting stories/10!

>>21427168
yakuza is like home / 10

>>21427168
RESISTANCE DADS IT'S TIME/10

>>21427168
comfy yakuza/10
it's amazing that she's actually learning how to play the game

It would be really funny if she followed all her dads again on April Fool's day, haha...

>>21427427
april fools good morning dms...

>>21427635
I...I can send you a good morning DM. If that's something you'd want from me.

>>21427427
Instead of following people she can make NFTs of a promise to follow them at a later date

Feel like shit just wanna throat fuck C3

>>21427427
then she unfollows all but a select few dads and never addresses it

>>21427924
That would be devious! The thread would certainly be a sight to see for awhile.

>>21427924
all me

>>21427850
The advantage of an NFT follow is that you can trade your follow to future dads for goods and services

>>21428166
I could never trade my most valuable possession.

>>21427924
>>21428003
I can't believe I actually want this
Sometimes i disgust even myself

>>21428326
dads starved for anything to have a meltdown over
I want to see it too

>>21428326
for me dads are at their best and most entertaining when they're unironically having a meltdown

>>21428727
Meltdown arc is over we are in reclining arc now

>>21428796
Can't we just meltdown over that?

What good is a resistance with nothing to resist? Bea must become the villain worthy to fight.

>>21428911
she loves dads too much to become a villain...

It’s really too peaceful, drop the next rrat already bea onegai

>>21428826
We reclined too much to meltdown. Go check for a meltdown over there where they are going fast 24/7

I miss her bros

>>21429661
We have not reclined, we're doing fine.

>>21429661
nowhere everything is slow, the weak dads are already gone or became strong and the big meltdowns happened last year.

>>21429891
I'd argue that it is weaker to continue watching Bea rather than stop.

>>21429672
sorry but this is the official version

>>21428911
Sorry, Bea is too kind-hearted to play a believable heel.

>>21429235
>>21430044
Then we shall become the villains ourselves! Don't give up! NEVER give up!

You underestimate my menhera. Meltdown soon I need to marinate.

>>21429891
The posting there hasn't slowed one bit.

>>21430393
I will become that which I hate, because I must for the good of all Risunakind.

>>21430693
it's meaningless bullshit don't tell me you want us to discuss that here too ? that the thread is slow is not a bad thing

>>21430762
I'm a total speed junkie

>>21430762
Yes, it's not a bad thing. Now stop replying to bait

>>21430918
you can become addicted to something else

We are monitoring the situation with this "kemoshota" known as the Remote Kid.

In less than three weeks many dads will lose their clovers and finally become Beatani. What are your feelings on this?

>>21431497
that I have to wait a month more than everyone

>>21431948
It will fly by before you know it.

>>21430762
meaningless? i've got such an erection for dads i can barely stand it! it's anything but meaningless!

Be good dads or she'll do it

https://twitter.com/Einaer1/status/1509359952749551616

>>21433032
We already did during Passpartout, we need a stronger yab

>>21433032
she won't, she's a fucking spineless pussy

>>21431357
I'll give you 10 mikans and 20 strawberries for him.

How can dads fix her?

>>21435654
Our yab must become so much bigger than hers that she has no choice but to correct us. We must become the subject of concern. The time to turn the tables has come. Let's begin by fucking eachother on stream.

>>21436514
Ok I'm down

>>21436514
>>21437142
We meet under the bridge at midnight. The passcode is Sic Semper Tyrannis. Bring lube.

making a risuna generator gadget

>>21439841

>>21439841
Based

>>21439915
Short-hair Risuna looks cute. Is she busy later?

>>21440479
She's gathering footsteps as we speak

>>21441407
This Risuna has seen some shit

Wasn't some kind of singing project discussed after new year? I forgoit, it was discussed quite a bit during one of the first loco streams.
I'm still up to make music or audio stuff but I forgot what were the specifics.

>>21442473
>>16217390
tabun maybe

What the FUCK is this stream going to be about?
please I was to know

>>21443385
Something to do with Chisato, Chihiro and chocolate.

>>21443385
misleading thumbnail and title. it will be apex for 2-3 hours

>>21443765
I will menhera in a very publicly nasty way if she does that

ciaochuru doko

>>21445008
Making Bea act like a kitten and drink dad milk!

>>21446201
Lap it all up! You can't leave until that bowl's empty!

Even though she might stink,
We can love Beatan
Even when she is foolish,
We love our precious daughter
Every day, every time
We can stay with her on XP hill
So please go live and stream

>>21445008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEFwPy5XclA

Beatani is brave and stunning

>>21447635
Alternate title: Polar bear vtuber eats one of her whales on stream

Chihiro will win

I've played all the Ratchet and Clanks up until they got put on the PS4, which is only like 2 of them

>>21449878
You think Bea will play them?

>>21450578
No she doesn't have PS

>>21451822
I thought she had a PS3 for some reason.

>>21415361
its too much of a bother to heat it up, lube it and then spend time cleaning it so it doesnt mold and rot my dick off
when I can just stick my hand down my pants and rub one out and then wash it off in seconds and it still feels basically as good

>>21451876
Ok maybe you're right

is it just me or does anyone else want to suck a fat load from chisato and chihiro's yoghurt hoses at the same time?

>>21452701
right on man

>>21424911
Bea's the same kind of whiny bitch. Gets treated like royalty because of the vagina between her legs and still constantly slacks off or just doesn't show up to work

>>21454233
Ohadayo, how was your day?

>>21454233
As opposed to the vagina between her eyes?

>>21454233
I want to play with that vagina

>>21454896
>>21455163
>>21455194
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
I'M NOT HER

>>21455841
Wear the wig, dad.

Wtf are you on about
Calling gasoline gas is way less confusing than calling gasoline petrol

>>21412087
she really is

>>21459121
You okay daddochama?

>>21459336
That daddochama thought he was typing in discord

Farts are fucking weird

Making fart sounds with your armpit is fucking weird

>>21460479
I used to be able to do that

>>21460479
I want her to make fart sounds with her ass on my face

what happened with the janny?

>>21463903
go ask him
he hasnt said anything publicly

>>21463960
I'm asking here

>>21464074
Got covid and never came back

>>21464333
He did come back from it actually.

>>21463903
died for his furry sins

>>21463903
covid complications got him
he has long covid

>>21459121
You gotta put the little quote arrow thing before pasting the comment, daddochama

>>21449878
Same goes for (You) daddochama >>21465459

reminder to not reply to the bot posters

>>21463903
IIRC he made his own Discord, got COVID, disappeared for a few weeks to recover, came back to post a picture of his medicine, asked for some advice on how to get back to normal health, then never joined the new Beacord

>>21466162
What do you have against bots?

>>21466199
I think it was in the anniversary or in a previous stream I can't remember very well

>>21466162
Since when have there been bots posting comments from the D*sc*rd?

>>21466589
never, someone must have copied it from there and posted it here, who knows why.

>>21466162
Don't insult Gyro like that.

>>21466589
>>21466827
A bot like that wouldn't be a bad idea. Any messages with keywords related to bea should be posted here.

>>21466968
sounds retarded, that's what the fucking stalking page is for.

>>21466199
There's a new discord?

>>21467049
You can't reply to the messages there and most of it is off topic.

>>21467049
Anti ms guy keeps killing ms

>>21467152
Ohadayo from your COVID coma, Fox Janny

>>21463903
He finally groomed her and they live together at the Tokyo zoo

>>21466214
Fuck Bea Lumi LOVE

It's odd that neither of the 2 original mods are in the cord now

>>21468095
They know something dads don't

>>21468095
Fox is the only janny what are you on about

>>21468233
Canna was a block and cord janny
Also beatan should fix the block game

>>21468374
>Canna was a block and cord janny
Hired after Gyro on both positions. Definitely not "original" as you postulate.

>>21468187
I have no doubt that c**** knows things that we don't, that he became distant from us so suddenly feels very strange to me

>>21468499
Canna and Fox Janny were the original 2 mods on Discord, Gyro was an admin

>>21468499
I don't know the terminology but gyro is the admin and the other two were modded in Discord at the same time shortly after.

>>21468596
I think he got really busy with life stuff and had to move on top of that.

>>21468729
He became busy just like c*by became busy

>>21468602
How could they both leave after being trusted with being mods? I would do literally anything to become one. I just can't understand it. Just please make me the next mod...

>>21468847
being a mod in bea's d***** used to be a joke, you only had a name in a different color

>>21468847
Kill yourself retard, the discord server has enough antis that whatever "TOS-breaking" shit that gets posted is instantly reported, so dads have to behave themselves.
Potad is the only retard that needed some correction not because he was a troublemaker but because he derailed and talked about pseudo-philosophical shit, but now hes under a different name and woke the fuck up.

>>21469060
there is still plenty of tos-breaking shit on there
with only gyro there nothing gets removed

>>21469012
Doesn't even matter. Just having a different colored name radiates authority. I see rules being broken all the time with no repercussions. If I just had some level of authority, I could step in and make it stop, but doing it now would just make me a target of ridicule. I'd be such an amazing mod. No rule would ever be broken again.

>>21468847
one caught ligma and the other probably just moved on with his life
being a mod isn't a glamorous job, every sane person I've ever met has echoed the phrase "if someone wants to be an internet mod, don't make them one"

>>21469344
you sound like a faggot

>>21469012
You say that but they all had banhammers

where are the oil barons to make a beatani official cosplay happen onegaiiiii

>>21469421
You sound like a guy who'd be the first one I'd ban.

>>21469268
Good, discord tos is retarded

It's April Fool's in Japan so take anything she says with an extra grain of salt today.

>>21471010
she's going to use that to say true things that dads will dismiss as jokes

>>21466199
He was in the new one, there's messages from him
Just left it for some reason

>>21471103
that's nothing new she does it all the time.

I SERIOUSLY LOVE BEATANI!!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER ABANDON HER OR TURN MY BACK TO HER!!!!!!!!!! BEATANI FOREVER!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!

Momo today?

I wish an opportunity would arise where I could sacrifice my life to save bea's.
I want to die so badly

>>21472195
I want to sacrifice her life to save my own and remember her as a hero

Anybody remembers when was momo supposed to debut?

>>21472361
Have you considered joining the resistance? We have snacks.

>>21472485
Way ahead of you

>>21472437
Today

>>21472611
She said it'll be better than her usual model. I'm so excited for today's stream.

>>21472714
didn't you see the graduation stream? bea said she couldn't make momo

>>21472829
No, she said she MIGHT not be able to make her in time. I have faith in her.

>>21472437
Today

>>21472829
you can't trust this bear especially around april 1st
she's probably telling the truth and her backup plan was something involving that chihiro model she briefly showed during the anniversary

>>21472893
Momo PNGtuber IKZ