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You will never be a real musician. You have no talent, you have no rhythm, you have no taste. You are a morbidly obese woman twisted by booze and grubhub into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your genmates are disgusted and ashamed of you, your e-celeb “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of mongolian basket weaving have allowed men to sniff out ironic weeb wiggers with incredible efficiency. Even mudsharks who put the fork down once in a while look uncanny and unnatural to a man. Your hover hands are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected axe wound.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an untalented braphog is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a lone universal intern scouring youtube for non-existent reuploads of your "music" to flag.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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>> No.21845440

>Thousands of years of mongolian basket weaving have allowed men to sniff out ironic weeb wiggers with incredible efficiency.
Kek, that pasta never fails to crack a smile in practically any form.

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>> No.21845456

>>21845401
That's a lot of projection anon. Self hate is never healthy.

>> No.21845500

whatever you need to tell yourself
she's rolling in cash and adored by her coworkers and fans alike
seethe

>> No.21845510

>>21845401
Neither Dead Beats nor Mori's antis are faring well this year it appears.

>> No.21845544

didn't read lol

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Thanks for the thread, OP. I'm sure your family is proud of you.

>> No.21845547

>>21845510
>implying they are at all distinguishable from one another

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>>21845401
Say that when you get accepted by Universal Music, oh wait you can't?
Oh fuck we got a freaking Rushia or mikeneko, nijinigger, philanthrophical, narciccistic anon here

>> No.21845594

SNIFFFFFFFFF
AHHHHHHHHH
Nothing like the smell of shit in the morning.

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I’m going to sink your island shithole into the ocean

>> No.21845885

>>21845443
Does anyone have a non-frog version of this?

>> No.21845942

>>21845401
Who hurt you anon? Can i get his/her number?

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>>21845401
>tourists dont get the reference
why does this happen every single thread

>> No.21846354

You will never be an oldfag

>> No.21846407

>>21846344
Because they are 17- SEAniggers and redditors for the most part.

>> No.21846451

>>21845401
OP just give up. You're too based for this board. Just leave and live a good life, a life you truly deserve. Let the cuckbeats have their little moment on this little board before their oshi yabs herself into serious corpo shit and everyone currently leeching off Mori suddenly drops her cold, like they all did with Rushia.

>> No.21846614

>>21846344
/vt/ was a mistake we should have stayed on /JP/

>> No.21846641

>>21846614
>w*
anon... maybe stick to /vt/...

>> No.21846820

>>21845401
Keep Calli’s name out your mouth anon and touch grass

>> No.21846966

>>21845606
Looks like she did lose some weight. Guess we will be able to tell when she streams revengance sometime this week.

>> No.21847029

>>21845401
Need art for this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9E62iA6KCIQ

>> No.21849412

okay

>> No.21849684

>>21845401
Holy based!

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>>21845606
I read that in Mori's voice. Man, there's a timeline out there where she goes ham and denounces SEAniggers and calls for indog/pinoy genocide to free /vt/ from these pagpag eating facebook niggers, but we live in this one. Sad.

>> No.21849930

>>21845545
Of course the migo nigger is a newfag

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>>21849930
Everyone >>21846344 gets the retarded pasta. Doesn't make it good, funny or interesting.

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>>21850040
I'd say the first paragraph is pretty good, then it falls off
But I'm dead certain some people don't get it
>>21845456
>>21845500
>>21846820

>> No.21850276

>>21845401
>All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your genmates are disgusted and ashamed of you, your e-celeb “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.
Everything else is kinda cringe, but you nailed this point
She truly believes this, and it's why she drinks

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>>21850040

>> No.21855750

>>21845456
Hello, newfag.

>> No.21855865

>>21846614
The hololive thread there is way better for discussing chuubas.

>> No.21856366

>>21845401
Jeez. You good anon? Need any help?

>> No.21856711

>>21845401
this post reeks of jealous femoid

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>>21845456
>>21845500
>>21845544
>>21845942
>>21856366
>>21856711
Go the fuck back, deadcucks.

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>>21845401
Holy based.

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