/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Today's Streams
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi is playing Elden Ring

https://youtu.be/c1ZG32hs0SI
Pippa and Yuri are playing Overwatch

https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Tenma will be playing God of War in a few moments

https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
Uruka will be playing GTA V in 30 minutes

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>22393886
not a argument

Alright newfriends. House rules:

1. Discordfaggotry is gay and worthy of contempt. If you have something to say about discord, say it in discord.
2. Roommate posting is gay and worthy of contempt. Some faggots still do it though, so report them.
3. We know you have enemies. We do as well. Your enemies are now my enemies, and I hope, vice versa. No need to elaborate further as this is a celebration.
4. I doubt I have to say this but don't shitpost on /pchex/, even if they may treat us with disdain occasionally. They have their reasons.
5. Get to know the local shitposters/schizos. Mock, but don't engage so as not to shit up the thread.
6. There is NO such thing as a "Researcher" and all mentions of him will result in an immediate range ban. Furthermore, it is your duty to squash rrats or they WILL get out of hand and bite us in the rear later.
7. We have a special frogposting exemption here, so go wild.
8. Don't be a retard.

But the most important rule, that must never, EVER be broken is...

Never post a schizo Michiru at the start of the thread

Follow these laws and I shall protect and love you like you were my own brothers.
Welcome to /pcg/.

>>22394171
Does /pchex/ exist literally because of disdain towards us though?

>>22394200
it exist because the timeloops were kinda tiring

>>22394171
>turned me into a ritualpost
Tacky. Don't do it again.

>>22394014
based

>>22394200
it exists because vtuber w*men hate Pippa

>>22394235
BASED

>>22394200
You just figured that one out?

Our toxic rabbit is pretty good at this game. I think she deserves a hug!

>>22394282
Imagine the panicked flailing.

I want pippa do to a stream with a vibe that switches on every time she kills someone.

>>22394320
that's this stream RIGHT NOW

>>22393949
I'm watching Pippa and she's actually entertaining! Thanks for telling me it's my duty as Holofan to support her.

>Pippa is supposedly introverted
>Goes into voicechats with random strangers in games without secound thought
Makes ya think.

After browsing thread as a yumi footfag, i have come to the conclusion that pippa has some sweet, soft, delightful feet. Nothing quite like it. I would worship them day and night.

>>22394380
>it's my duty as Holofan to support her.
unless you happen to be a kfp kek

>>22394262
wait wdym I love pippa, wha happun

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>22394394
About what? I do the same thing. It's normal.

>>22394394
randoms are just NPCs with voicelines, they aren't real people

>>22394320
Watch the "do it on a rabbit" YT videos

>>22394402
somebody post it

>>22394262
Pretty sure Pippa's specifically appeals to people who would usually not watch vtubers and other vtubers.

>>22394402
you are very welcome here my new brother
>>22394451
I want Pippa to look at me like this while she makes me cum with her feet. Imagine the pure look of utter distain, while she is secretly very much into it, giving into her sexual desire and furiously moving her slender, porcelain legs. You would be able to see a puddle of her lovely juices form beneath her all the while. I bet that her slippers hide two very beautiful, womanly feet and 10 little precious painted girly toes, ripe for a suckling. I want Pippa to lick her soles clean of my seed after the act is done. I want Pippa to make me cum with her feet...

>>22394200
/pchex/ representative here. we have nothing against pippa. we are just tired of the bait her fans bring. to prevent tribal fagging and civil war we have seperated. this is in both parties best interests as now we will have no reason to hate eachother. i hope you can see the reasoning behind this, i still love you /pcg/ we just have to go our separate ways. as an act of solidarity here is an image of Lia and Pippa

>>22394394
All the shyness, akwardness, and especially politeness disappears once you realize you will never see, hear or be matched with those nerds ever again once the match is over so fuck it, and fuck them.

Get real, tribalfaggotry exists everywhere on this god forsaken board and it wasn't gonna get better with a fucking split

>>22394508
>to prevent tribal fagging and civil war we have seperated.
This is what I don't understand. /pchex/ existing is literally tribalfaggotry, isn't it?

>>22394508
Why are 95% of the posts in your shitty thread not about phase connect and instead about how much you "le owned" /pcg/

Pippa...

>>22394508
>her fans

>>22394508

>>22394508
ur gay

>>22394607
nta but tf are you talking about? all i see in the thread is hornyposting.

>>22394632
literally a shitposter, if you look at the replies to this post you see condemnation

>>22394517
Its all about status Anon. If its random people like her chat, her Vspace shenanigans, people in game. Then she doesn't care about them so its fine.
If its another streamer, a youtuber, any one that has a platform whom she wants to impress or make sure they don't get a bad opinion on her, then thats when the pipkin comes in.
With that said, she can care about random nobodies as well. For example when she was doing math on NotPippa and the chat started mocking her for failing at basic calculus. She imediately stopped doing math. Meaning she will care about random strangers if theres enough of them mocking her

>>22394765
Why are you lying?

>>22394777
You could have just said woman.

I want to queue up in a game with pippers and be toxic to kids with her as a bonding experience. This is my groomer wet dream that will never come true.

>>22394818
why are you lying? i distinctly remember a reply that says "taking pippa out of unity images just feels like shitposting"

>>22394889
Must be remembering a different image. This is what I'm getting with that image's MD5 match.
>>/vt/image/nvw0TmkIi6M_Z_B63IAJeg

>>22394843
>pipa will never be your winggroomer
sadge

Ah, I see. Was a reply without a (you).
Nevermind I'm retarded.

I really wanna support you guys /pchex/, I just can't help but feel like the only reason it exists is spite towards Pippa as a whole, timeloops or no.

>>22394932
fuck it might not of been in reply to this post. well although you have no reason to trust me just know /pchex/ is your friend

pippa full gamer mode

>>22395007
isnt that the whole point kinda? pippa = timeloops. ignore pippa post = no timeloops. im pretty sure nobody actually hates pippa

>>22394777
are you telling me mental illnesses aren't consistent and don't make sense? whoa really?

>>22395007
because that is the only reason it exists

>stops talking about guns politics etc
>starts meta fagging about another general
The /pcg/ experience.

>>22395024
Don't worry, there actually was a response, just with no (you). To clarify, see pic related.

>>22395007
Its not just Pippa, its gen2 and now Lumi and Yuri too. Look at the OP, they removed them from it
You cant convince me those threads arent made by kiwi raiders trying to stir shit up

>>22395024
Don't let yourselves get gaslit hexbros. These were the posts: >>21906565 >>21908366 >>21920760

>>22395303
I wasn't trying to gaslight on purpose, I just didn't see the response. I'm sorry.

WE SAY THAT WORD HERE BROTHER

>>22395280
isnt the whole point of the pchex thread to get away from ibshit, kiwishit and dramashit???

>>22395007
maybe none of this would have happened if we had made a /pippa general/ before this. Just saying

>start ree'ing over another general
>claim that THEY are the ones that are stirring shit
Okay glowie

>>22395459
falsefagger

anyone else think the way pippa is talking right now sounds like xqc

Is Yuri a tranny?

>>22395459
okay spammer

This drama is fucking cringe

>>22395449
Naive.

>>22395646
in what way? Just constant dog shit opinions and retardation? It's common in all streamers.

Quick explanation for our new invaderfriends before we all go back to ignoring him, he wants to discuss gentoo without Pippa and hex won't give him what he wants. His solution is /pipi/ or whatever.

Pippa your toxicity reps...

>>22395736
Makes sense. What vtuber indie is he simping so hard for that's in gentoo?

>>22395698
yeah that and the fast speech and saying fuck at the end of a phrase.

is pippa trying to get banned on purpose because of the convo she had with the guy the other day, where the guy told her she doesn't get banned because basically she is a woman?

>>22395666
no she's just doing the grudge voice thingy at a fast enough rate that it sounds comparable to a male voice range. The overtones of that vocal chord vibration are still indicative of a female voicebox and throat

>>22395688
>cyberlive
LOL

>>22395819
NTA, but grudge voice?

https://www.twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
Uruka is live

I want Yuri to make me cum by crushing me with a rock.

>>22395819
At the pronouns question Yuri said "on all levels but physical I am woman" or something to that effect.

>>22395810
No, just for content

>>22395810
She talked about bans being handed out in overwatch with that blizzard dev interview.
They dont give a fuck if its a girl doing it

>>22394171
Someone acts like he can set rules and writes all this just to mention the Researcher in the middle when no one has posted about that in months. Nice try Fenix, but no one is going to forget about you trying to create a fake vtuber company and getting a bunch of PC mods fired so Pippa would come work for you and you could groom her. All of the shitposting and ruining threads you did for months to do this.

>>22395810
Pippa is just depressed and seeing what she can get away with at this point
Thanks for listening to my rrat

>>22395775
He's a schizo of few words. We just don't know.

>>22395871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qov83bKiLzM I was gonna say low frequency vocal fry, but I assumed this meme was much more well known than the technical term

>>22395899
they don't give a fuck in general
I talk the same way here as I do there, slurs and all, and I've never gotten banned.
I genuinely don't know how you could possibly get banned

>>22395909
i'm in love

>>22395891

>>22395891
im a pretty dedicated pippafag, but yuri has caught my attention.
>>22396009
this is hot

>>22395909

>>22395899
he asked her if she uses voice chat because that's how they know she's a girl, implying that's why nothing happens to her
>>22395970
do you say nigger and everything?

>>22396040
I don't say it often but I've said it at least 30 times. I tell people to kill themselves every 4 games or so.
The only thing I can think of is that they actually read the context of the conversations, as I'm never the one to start the shitflinging. It would explain me getting "the person you've reported has been banned" confirmations for much less than what I do when I report them.

Did Pippa hit the lean before starting the stream? Would explain the tweets

How do you feel about the new inclusions?

>>22396170
you do know how people get banned then

>>22395909
Sometimes you have to be mad.

>>22396273
I meant it in a "how can you be so retarded" sort of way

>>22396234
Lumi LOVE!
Yuri LOVE!
Schizo HATE!

>>22396234
more people for pippa to collab with without having to ask management first!

>>22396234
Phase Connect is growing stronger. Also Lumi and Yuri look great, happy to have them.

>>22396234
I probably won't watch either of them too much, but I fully support them otherwise.

>they will play it again
>TFtards in shambles
Post your face when you can't stop winning

https://www.twitch.tv/tenma
Tenma has also been live

>>22396475
granthh has the rope around his neck as we speak

>>22396234
I like Yuri a lot.

>>22396234
Not sure about this Lumi lady but Yuri is a real star.
Get it? Star. Get it? HAHAHAHA

>>22396234
I thought yuri is boring during the postal watchalong. Nice to know she's actually pretty based.

yuri is very cute, very good stream

>>22396234
I really like both of them but don't watch twitch so have had trouble keeping up with them, so I'm glad that that should be a bit easier since I don't follow Cyberlive. Also I look forward to more collabs with them and the phase gen 1 girls.

>my worries that Lumi would be the only one that Pippa gelled with completely dashed
Everything is going so well, I'm probably going to get hit by a car tomorrow!

RATE THE RABBIT
RATE THE CAT
RATE THE READING
RATE THE NEWS
RATE THE KARAOKE
RATE THE FETISHES
RATE THE STREAM

>>22396731
>reading
>news
Huh?

>>22396728
Even her new internet connection is doing fine. Very dangerous.

>>22396731
she probably typed NIGGER in game chat while her screen was black 9/10
I also fucking hate koolaid man voice. pretty good actual first impression that isn't the postal movie stream 9/10
there were only like 2 joes this time and only 1 japanese name and I miss ajoajoajoajoajo being a participant 8/10
UNITY LOVE 10/10
scuffed as usual. loved it as usual 8/10
ara ara voice UOHHHH 9/10
it was fun and that was a really fast 3 hours 9/10

>>22396234
I like them based off their collabs. I probably won't watch them much outside of that since I don't do twitch though.

>>22396728
That is someone else's life. Not yours.

>>22395881
Blue bear love!

>>22396731
didn't watch it, why is there no VOD?

>>22396731
Grifter stream/10
Hopefully this is the last one. That anon that said they're only here for the numbers was right

What base pay does PC first gen get? I know they get some sort of salary

>>22396955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1ZG32hs0SI

>>22396731
I want Pippa and Yuri to fucking shoot me/10

>>22396731
Nice zatsu into actual rage transition/10.
The rabbit got a bit too heated at the end, though.

>>22396939
But it's MY dopamine and MY eyes that will be watching these kino streams. Good enough for me.

>>22396581
>I thought yuri is boring during the postal watchalong.
The issue with the postal watchalong was the lineup. Yuri needs someone to enable her going full schizo and with Pippa having to entertain everyone - but especially Uruka - in Lumi's absence the flow just didn't fully pan out.
Had it been either the full planned roster or the roster they had minus Uruka (nothing against her, love the bear) she'd have been far more active.

>>22396731
Very enjoyable stream. Bullying Pippa when we have an onlooker makes it that much better. I hope her throat's okay tomorrow. My little rabbit can be this toxic!

>we've remained in the top 5 threads on /vt/ for half the day
>I'm going to have to index 3 threads a day instead of just one
P... PCG incline...

>>22397475
>index
Excuse me?

>>22397014
How would >We know?
Personally I suspect it's somewhere around or slightly below minimum wage (where? Who knows) in order to ensure talents can stream without worries while still incentivizing high effort.
>>22397475
Index them? What for?

>>22397534
>>22397540
you're in his spreadsheet now

RATE
THE
STREAM

>>22396731
This plus the Holo OW stream might actually make me start playing Overwatch again, good god. I forgot all about what made it kinda good in the first place, even if Blizzard sucks cock.

>>22397534
>>22397540
Read.
I meant read.
Go about your business friends.

RATE THE STAR
RATE THE FALLING
RATE THE SCREAMING
RATE THE KARAOKE
RATE THE STREAM

>>22397603
Why bother when this exists now

>>22396731
Based new members
Based newfriends
Based chemistry
Based GAME

Yeah, I'm thinking based / 10

>>22397599
slow start, missed most of the meat because overlap with my oshi, but came back for the end and was pleasantly surprised by karaoke. Half a score for having seen half a stream 5/10

>>22397698
>>22397599
5/10 because I only watched half of it.

>>22397698
This girl can sing/10
Happy to have them in Phase.

>>22396731
overwatch with /pcg/ when, I know you're here rabbit

>>22397698
missed most of it because I was watching Pippa and Yuri

>>22397812
don't forget you still need to invite Aoi to play too

>>22396234
They're both decent streamers so it's only a good thing. The fact that they're pippa's friends is good because it means she can finally do more collabs where she doesn't go dead silent due to her aspergers.

So when are the new members debuting?

>>22397899
>>22397812
This.
Speaking of Aoi. He started playing the game some days ago and he's already much better than Pippa kek. The 3 of them should do Widow 1v1s.
>>22398059
Probably what the original April 15th date was referring to.

>>22398059
april 15th. Tax day. Gen 1.5 AND Gen 2 are all feds

https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru/status/1513334550964817921
Nasa and Michiru's monthly radio program is on Sunday 12pm JST (Saturday 8pm PDT - 11pm EDT). They're looking for maros from (You) and simple english is ok.
Michiru's english tl of the announcement is in the replies to the main tweet.

>>22398144
tax day is the 18th

>>22397812
>overwatch with /pcg/ when,
A competitive game with /pcg/ sounds like either the best or the worst idea. I think it depends entirely on whether someone /here/ is an actually competent IGL. Alternatively they absolutely have to drag Lumi in since she has like a fucking decade experience in shotcalling.
On a somewhat related note, I once again have to commend /pcg/ on having somehow still managed to not get collabs with Chat banned by management.
I see you fucks nearly every day there's a stream I want to watch. I know what level of self-control that entails.
>>22398059
Literally tomorrow.

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1514461313648443397

>>22398124
Aoi isn't better than Pippa what the hell, his aim is good and has fundamental FPS knowledge that transfers over but he really doesn't understand the game very well, he didn't even know how to use ultras or what the objectives were.

>>22398176
Nice. Thank you forehead enjoyer.

I wonder, would anyone here be interested in doing JP reps on cytube? If you know the kana already, we can probably finish the majority of grammar a couple weeks depending on pace. Details will have to be ironed out of course but I'm willing to set it up if there's interest.

>>22398414
what are you commending us on? Chat being enabled during streams?

Two things.
1) I was wrong and going forward will stop taking my meds.
2) I still maintain that even in hindsight the evidence was on the side of meds-enjoyers.
Whatever deal Fishman threw at them must've been sweet enough to give the entirety of China diabetes.

>>22398538
I hella need grammar reps. I can't conjugate for shit and probably sound really really broken.

>>22398479
His aim is so good and Pippa's aim/gamesense is so bad that I unironically think he's already better. If not now, then in 20 or so hours more of playtime.

>>22398617
Same. My vocabulary and kanji skills far outpaced my grammar reps and it's hard to bring myself to just practice it/just read stuff.

>>22398552
>what are you commending us on? Chat being enabled during streams?
Pippa being able to just go "Alright, Chat. Meet me in so and so. Hell. Talk to me in VRC/On Spaces/Minecraft" and it still somehow working to this very day.
Things like that are usually HARD banned because of schizos and yabs and yet it worked out swimmingly for one of the most schizo & yab fanbases in EN.

FUCK PIPPA AND FUCK ROSEMI

I don't really trust Lumi anymore either...

>>22398740
Good Morning.

>>22398740
>FUCK PIPPA AND FUCK ROSEMI
How? I've been trying but it's not getting me anywhere.

>>22398724
Grammar is very simple. Just get yourself a pair of sleep headphones (mine were like 12 bucks) and load up on at least 80 hours of audio dramas. Then run them on shuffle whenever you don't need your ears including while you sleep. Eventually sentence & word structure will simply come to you instinctively.

>>22398875
In order to fuck Pippa you must groom her via doxxing.

>>22399015
No, no, no. I've seen Dexter's Lab. I know what this leads to and I'm not falling for it.

“I have had sex.”
Damn I can’t believe Uruka touched grass before... can’t relate.

>>22398740
get filtered and don't come back. this is the /here/pany now

>>22399107
I still enjoy Tenma and Uruka sometimes. And I might like gen 2, we'll see.

>>22399526
FUCK TENMA AND FUCK URUKA

>>22399526
You are not welcome in hex either

>>22399593
Why not?
>>22399557
I wish. Especially Tenma.

>>22399557
Gladly

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1514466367495409670
Conceptualize.

>>22399857
>recommend comfiest chair for yuri
unironically just use me

>>22400227
>anon starts shaking uncontrollably whenever someone shitposts his oshi
I've seen better plans in historical accounts of the Austrian strategy in WW1.

>>22399857
The absolute womanlet.

>>22399857
Is she like 4'10 or some shit?
Practically child size.

>>22400623
uuooohh

>>22400623
>>22400656

>>22400623
Yes Yuri is an actual IRL legal loli.
I thought that by now it was well-established that people come in two heights; Regular and vtuber. Vtuber size is always at least 20cm below the norm for your ethnicity and nation.

What if 4'5 but d cups?

>I’ve never gotten a ticket driving
>UNLIKE A CERTAIN FISH
Jesus Christ, Uruka you didn’t have to kill Kevin like that.

>>22400623
>all those replies

>>22400704
Oppai loli is nice once in awhile

>>22400883
I see nipples.

>>22400854
Fish drives like a complete maniac. This is well known.

>>22399031
didnt work for grantth

>>22401133
Well he is a chinaman living in canada.

>>22399031
Can't you just concrete girl her?

>>22401177
>didnt
thread reps

>>22391617
>multiple, even deleted, tweets implying simps trying to groom her are losers
>even hax zax make a video for her to retweet
god, if she made a video with her riding him IRL while saying she hates your guts you would still damage control. the irony in calling someone autist for pointing out basic human interaction shit is amazing
>>22401689
>huuurr joined a server at same time, knows this account, totally not the biggest cuck around
keep saying it

>>22400623
>literally users booster blankets on her gaming chair
i'm uooohing so hard

>>22400623

>>22401874
Fuck off cuckolding obsessed schizo

>>22401874
You really do have a cuck fetish.

>>22401874
>even hax zax make a video for her to retweet
What?

>>22402085
>>22402271
>noooo, he's pointing things out
>obsessed
>S-SCHIZO
she's only "cucking" you simp beta orbiters
You wont ever get so much of a whiff of Letty, but keep trying
Im not the one getting manipulated into doxing for petty revenge, following a girl around several discord like a dog and then making posts about how "im leaving the groomer dream" as cope mechanism because I never got any
You people are pathetic, and I'll remind you of that as many times as I want.
>in b4 anti
she is based as fuck for playing you losers, I love this girl
You are content with your place in the food chain, so PAY UP

>>22402393
i don't get what your angle here. Are you the cuckposter from the cuckposting days with a new shitpost gimmick?

>>22402463
pretty sure the regular cuckposter IS her, not me
I just laugh at retards

>>22402547
pretty sure you're a newfag and don't even know who I mean by the cuckposter
>I just laugh at retards
why does it come off with so much resentment then? something's off here

>>22402393
Nigger, I never joined a discord in my life.
Despite me watching PC girls from day 1, I don't donate.
I don't form unhealthy obsession with fucking entertainers, what the hell is wrong with you?

My attention and money go exclusively to AI powered 1D wAIfus.

>>22399075
kek

Is Uruka's model has its mouth open when idle or is that just Uruka?

>Uruka’s neighbours are smoking up and she’s complaining on stream
what kind of shithole is she living in?

>>22402848
America.

>>22402393
I have never donated to her nice assumptions you are making but let me make some assumptions about you.
You felt you had a chance, found out about zaxx and granth, fail into a rage because you felt like a cuck, then had a melt down when you realized you were the only one upset. Now you make it your mission to call everyone a cuck because you have to project your feelings of being a cuck onto others.

>>22402660
Just like Letty, I hate the type.
Im just able to express it more freely
I do admit I've been more playful in the past and riled them up on purpose
Right now im feeling more disgust, that's what you are getting. and that's a natural response to such type. Ask any girl, if you can come close enough
>>22402673
I kneel

>>22402984
holy headcanon anon
projecting, much?

>>22402880
I was under the impression she was in Canada...

>>22403047
She lives in LA...

>>22403047
i think ioris the one in canada

>>22403116
>a literal shithole
dear god...
>>22403135
that would explain why she sounds so familiar and a bit french esl that’s learned English around 6-7 years old. (not the quebec kind, but the kind from french communities outside of that place)

>>22403047
Fishman is the only canadian.

no day goes by without pippa sucking gypsy dick

Uruka confirmed virgin

>>22403027
I think you are an anti, you encourage doxx searching constantly with vagueposting. But according to yourself, what is your objective here? you have put a lot of effort in your shitposting series and they all turned into >I was pretending to be retarded< in the end
>I do admit I've been more playful in the past and riled them up on purpose
you sound the same as always to me. resented to the core

Zoidberg, Granthh, and Pippa in the groomcord together laughing at the schizophrenia in this thread!

>>22403240
i dont really think she sounds canadian? i just recall her mention that she lived in canada on a stream

>>22403623
what about the Vee?

First time in board/thread. Got this from an archived thread. More Pippa art pls.

>>22403914
I never noticed how long the calves are on this image...

>>22403914
Pippa gets the most art out of everyone in ther company. Just go to her twitter art tag.

>wake up
>it's still real

>>22403914
There's also lots of art in the archives linked in OP.

>>22402984
>granth
keep saying it
he's obviously the one who posts his own leaks and "living the groomer dream" pasta. he's huffing on some high-grade copium cause he aint Zach an he'll never be.
there's a reason why he took back the mother password dox. Its funny how he realized he was played, but keeps wagging his tail. He's kept around for his deeply autistic purposes
>>22403603
>you encourage doxx searching constantly with vagueposting
how am I encouraging it when the opposite of being vague is to doxx?
>a lot of effort
this generation is lost
>I was pretending to be retarded
if you wish to read it that way, I think im pretty straightforward, but I'll try to clarify:
Simp beta orbiters that attempt to groom entertainers are part and parcel in this industry, my position forces me to interact with them. Smiling and pretend you like these disgusting excuses for male specimens takes a toll on you
if you pay attention, you can sometimes see this even from official accounts
As for Letty, I am 100% backing her success
I just wish some people would take out loans, go all in on their "grooming" and then kill themselves when they realize it gets them nothing
It gets tiresome to deal with you
Again, a very natural reaction, no girl ever liked the type
There's some deep, genetically coded feeling of disgust triggered here
Its unnatural, to simp like some do
it creeps me the fuck out

>>22404368
okay schizo

>>22404437
lol

>>22404368
so... any hints on which corpo are you in?

>>22403623
18 naked groomers in the phase connect discord

>>22404368
>It gets tiresome to deal with you
reading then hiding your schizo posts is tiresome either take meds or rope please

I just notice Phase Invaders. You guys stole from Cyberlive...

>>22404638
yeah, sorry. haha

>>22404638
well we didnt steal directly. they left first

>>22404638
It's just business, nothing personal.

wait we got new members today? no debuts?

>>22404567

>>22404771
Debuts on Friday night.

>>22404813
no i mean this Lumi and Yuri in the op?

>>22404798
come on , give me a hint.
cyberlive isn't it? your appearance somewhat lines up if we assume you knew they were leaving for pc. I'll take silence as a yes

>>22404742
>>22404728
>>22404679
>>22404638
Even worse, you guys took two of their second best performing talent.

>>22404850
Yes, they redebut on Friday, but they're already streaming as Phase now.

>>22404918
i've never seen vtubers stream before debut, what the fuck is that about

>>22404638
the best thief in phase world wins again

>>22404967
Anon, a debut is just a ceremonial introduction stream.

I only recently got back to phase connect after a long break from vtubing in general. Just in time to see Pippa MGR playthrough. Since when did Pippa have 500+ viewers? Didn't she used to only have 200+?

>>22405016
Pippa is inclining (dangerously)

>>22395586
First time?

>>22405100
this is the new purple dragon image isnt it

Pippa have a new boyfriend?

>>22405204
yeah, me

>>22405204
>>22405221
and me

>>22405204
>implying it was ever gone

>>22404638
You're welcome.

>>22405221
>>22405229
>>22405253
all me

>>22405268
>>22405253
>>22405229
>>22405221
What happened to her old boyfriend? That furry z*x? He finished with the bus already?

>>22405489
monkeybranched

>>22405489
You mean the gay furry?

>>22405489
We haven't had bus updates in a couple months. Maybe if you bother granthh enough he'll post some updates about it on fruit like he used to.

>cuckposts
>schizos typing walls of text about some shit I don't care enough to read
>rampant schizophrenia
>occasional hornypost
>general niggery and fagging up the thread
it's just like old times
t. /clg/-/yumi/ expat

>>22405583
Damn. It's hard to catch up with the latest schizo info. One last thing, what's with Pippa and McDonald? She's working there?

>>22405489
he never left. do your owl slip-up reps

>>22405632
unironically all me

>>22405689
>Darkseid was caught in 4k working at McDonalds
>Pippa was apparently caught in 4k working at McDonalds from what you’re saying
THEY ARE

>>22405710
and how could I forget
>namedropping the username of some faggot discord attentionwhore who I never notice

>>22393972
Schedule anon you here?

>>22405838
Are you talking about the schedule anon from /clg/ or the other one?

Darksneed

>>22405922
The one I'm specifically quoting. I'm the one who used to do them for /clg/.

think it'll calm down soon and we'll be back to the usual timeloops or will pippa melt down and delete tweets again?

https://twitter.com/papagorirasan/status/1514378736325431299?t=qBwO2eOe3wxQaTqN8di0xg&s=19
No one posted this yet

>>22398730
there was that one time she got sent a furry cock on map art in minecraft

>/clg/ removed us from their OP
COMPANY
*STEALS YOUR EMPLOYEES*
UNITY

>>22405954
>lia and her assorted animal cocks

>>22405937
I make the schedule along with the OP but only at the beginning of the thread, you are free to post more schedules yourself.

>>22406051
I would be more worried if they didn't. PC really did just stole their talent. Should honestly wait a month or something

hey /yumi/ posters, what's the quickest, most condensed way of dealing with >poached posting?

>>22406125
I can't blame them.
>>22406173
Go ahead, leave the thinking to the hivemind.

>>22406051
fucking based. Menace and her crew are fucking menheras and they should be corralled like what those fine lads in Afghanistan do

>>22406105
Ok, was just going to ask, because I saw you post schedules in relative times, whereas I'd like to at least make a spreadsheet with full weekly schedules covering multiple time zones (EDT/UTC/either JST or AEST, not sure which one would be more useful). About posting in thread as well I wasn't certain, because I don't want to steal the bread from your mouth or anything like that, but if that's fine with you then it's fine with me too.

>>22402774
the problem isn't that you got drunk, the problem is that you're an asshole

>>22406173
choose your option adventurer
>ignore
>squibbycat

>>22406290

>>22406173
Make Kanojo, Okarishimasu edits of them.

>>22406051
PirateConnect did nothing wrong.

>>22405689
Alright. Open wide, an-non.
I'll try to sleep again but TL;DW:
>Pippa moves out from the old place that routinely caused her to have thermonuclear Menhera breakdowns
>comes back with the echo all fucked up
>jokes about streaming from a McDonald's bathroom
>mentions putting up blankets to improve the situation
>around 12 days later it's fixed
People took it seriously,
When you put together the various things she mentioned to be into as well as tweets from that time, a much like lier scenario emerges.
Namely:
>she did a fucky wucky
>moved/had to move out before the new apartment was ready or/and didn't want to press the issue on the phone
>took her schizo board and lived in a storage unit for a while until the issue was sorted
While usually hardly worth of jail time this is still fairly illegal and TOS breaking and thus baiting a number of JUICY fines.
While always fond of pushing the envelope of acceptability this is one of things she flat-out cannot openly admit on stream, so the McDonald's rrat will stick around as an artefact of a time in which Pippa opened up a new chapter in her life.
PS: In retrospect it's legitimately unreal just how hard her old place nerfed her. She's had no fully cancelled and only a single below average stream since she moved and came online sleepy maybe twice.
The only simple tasks left to do are
-Vitamin D reps. If (you) are a depressed unfocused fuckup you should try supplementing with Vitamin D.
-Kicking soda reps.
-Morning walks right after sunrise reps.
-Cold shower reps

>>22406391
I thought she just bought good enough shit the dampen the echo of her new place.
>morning walks after the sunrise
nigger I'm going to bed after the sun rises
>cold shower
that strat only works if you're very physically active and your body is constantly exuding excessive heat. If you've got a lot of fat stores and you're fairly sedentary all a cold shower will do is cause you misery and mental stress for 3-10min every day. Cold shower advocates also neglect to take into account that long hair requires longer showers so it's not just a quick in&out

>>22406391
>-Morning walks right after sunrise reps.
>-Cold shower reps
nigga what? None of that is necessary to be a functional, healthy individual. Unless she said she wants to why specifically a morning walk after sunrise over any other physical activity.
Also this is a terrible thing to do if you live in a less than ideal area. Cold showers are a meme. You don't need them wtf u on about?

>>22406391
that's a rrat with no proof and shouldn't be taken seriously. whatever the case she was in a place with weird echo for 2 weeks, that's all

>>22406527
Remodeling this level of echoing out of a room requires a level of conversion I'm not sure she has the energy for, but possible.

>>22406622
t. doesn't know how much $100 of DIY treatment and a decent mic can fix acoustic issues

Can we just get back to the rrat that Pipkin secretly has the largest tits in all of Phase Connect?
>You didn't fall for the flat meme I hope.

>>22406250
>I'd like to at least make a spreadsheet with full weekly schedules covering multiple time zones (EDT/UTC/either JST or AEST
I just look at the girl's schedules while the thread goes down and add the ones that will happen while the thread is active.

>>22406749
if pippa had tits she wouldnt get bullied in school

>>22406792
I don't think you understand how girls work.

>>22406593
>meme
>literally increases dopamine without crash
>LITERALLY FREE MOTIVATION
are you retarded?

She started streaming from the bus, you don't talk about wanting to live in a bus, ask for a $1200 toilet among other parts then go live elsewhere far away from your 30 year old furry roommate that's also your "boy"friend and handler.

>>22406768
I see, I see. Either way, my purposes for a spreadsheet are to 1. centralise all schedules into a single one instead of having to resort to recurrent checking of individual schedules (which is a massive time saver) and 2. structure it in such manner that it can be copy-pasted to the thread with as little editing as possible.

>>22406860
What about a bike ride to work? Would that have the same effect? Like an hour after waking up.

>>22406173
uhh
don't know+don't care
only stick around for /vst/ sundays so go ask someone else

>>22406892
Not sure, although being exposed to the sun for a while and the cardio should also help with your mood.

Alright tell me as someone new to PCG and came with the Lumi and Yuri migration, who of PCG is comfy? Pippa is a little too much for me to relax to.

>>22407071
Iori and Uruka

>>22407071
I'd have to say uruka is probably most comfy EN. I think all the JPs are comfy, but if you havent done reps, Iori is good

Pippa's breasts?

You're delusional as fuck if you think Lumi is some saint who did no wrong.

You don't get everyone united in disliking you if you did nothing wrong. It isn't just numbers or whatever bullshit that caused this situation.

All that being said, I hope Lumi treats Phase better than she did Cyberlive.

>>22403914
Bunny!

>>22407117
>>22407137
Iori's voice is harder to tolerate than Kiara's "chicken" voice. I'm not sure if she makes her voice intentionally scratchy or not.

>>22404638
>>22404913
Your oshi is next.

I want to fuck the autism out of Pippa till she turns into a Stacy

It's insane
I've never been a footfag but literally anytime Pippa simply mentions her feet I get hard

Which PC talents are known to sometimes stream more than once in a day?

>>22407356
did you think I was joking when I said there is sorcery involved?

>>22407370
Tenma

>>22399031
Forget grooming, all you have to do is show up at her house and she'll let you in

>>22406339
That bird should be in prison.

>>22407071
Tenma is pretty relaxing

A live recording of today's stream is 8 seconds shorter than the vod
Something get cut?

>>22407292
Thats the standard voice of a fujo

>>22407228
she self described as evil so she probably seeks out these sort of things. can only hope shes around people that are willing to put up with her shit kek.

>>22407292
I dont think its intentional? But yeah her voice is kinda a filter. I've gotten used to it

>>22407228
CL is a shit company. There is nothing wrong with getting out of a shit company. You don't owe your employer eternal servitude.

>>22407207
naizuri with Pippa's "not completely flat" chest

>>22407370
should we spoil the newbies with notPippa? I feel like the lack of amplification on the persona might be a bit jarring unless you're already deep in this rabbit's hole

>>22407811
Trust me everyone knows about her.

>>22407071
Uruka but she hasn't been streaming lately

>>22407292
>>22407521
Iori sounds strange when she does her normal voice and normal when she does her strange voice. A cruel fate.

>>22407843
She streamed 6 hours ago.

>>22406593
you get your Vitamin D from sunlight since your body can't synthesize it by itself and UV rays are at its non-lethal form during sunrises

>>22407865
>last stream was seven days ago
what did he mean by this

>>22407893
That you are retarded and wrong.

>>22407893
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka/status/1514443523642183684

>>22407893
>anti-twitchfag

>>22407922
>>22407926
>>22407934
I don't use twitter nor twitch and I'm using an RSS to notify me to hee youtube streams

>>22407969
Uruka posts a waiting space on youtube to let everyone know she is streaming on twitch
You are a lying faggot

>>22407969
>last stream 7 days ago

>>22407439
until she starts dropping f bombs and repeatedly pounds her table

>>22406749
are they big enough that you could go balls deep in her nipples

>>22408446
Tenma calls people faggots on stream? Holy based

>>22408508
she'll call you a nigger if you pay her

>>22408704
How much?

>>22408704
what do i need to do to make her do it for free?

>>22408704
what do i need to do to make her do it for free?

wtf why is my post not going through??

>>22408732
Backseat her

>>22408825
what if i don't have an account to chat with?

New thread
>>22409036

>>22394200
Pretty sure war is the only sensible solution