/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Remember to ignore Schizos and Londoners. KRONII LOVE!

I LOVE HER!!!!!!!! I LOVE KRONII!!!!! KRONII LOVE!!!!!!!!!!

KRONII IS THE CUTEST I LOVE HER SO FUCKING MUCH KRONII LOOOOVEEE

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX

kronii indifference.

I LOVE HER!!!!!!!! I LOVE KRONII!!!!! KRONII LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

>>23137929
>>23137987

>>23137949
UOOOOHHHH SEGGGGSSSSS.
But it should have an outie next time.

>>23138013
-_-

>>23138017
nibbling on kronii's outie...

>>23138017
outies are kinda gross not gonna lie

Ouro kronii? More like ouro covidronii ha!
i hope she gets well soon...

Anchor post for fics. Please reply here for archival purposes.
If you will be using a rentry link, please use
>http://rentry.org/
instead of .co, as the latter is filtered as spam.
Thank you!

Isn't covid fake

Kronii.

>>23138060
H-haha. You sure gottem. Haha.

>>23138226
me between on her thighs btw

Kronii Love!

>>23138261
AAAAAAAAAA I WANT KRONII TO SINK HER CUTE LITTLE FANGS INTO MY NECK AND EXSANGUINATE ME UNTIL I DIE

>>23138330

>ywn take care of a sickly kronii in bed
>ywn wipe down her body with a cool towel to bring down her body temperature
>ywn serve her meals in bed because she is too weak to go to the dinner table

i wish to love a kronie...

>>23138915
im here

>>23138915
yeah, me

>>23138669
>This but Krunny

>>23138669
Don't remind me...

>>23139217
KITSUNII WHEN WADA?

I have decided, I am going to become a twink.

>>23139217
Naisu.

>>23137984
KRONII DIFFERENCE

Kronii?

>>23139682
Love?

>>23139553
wtf does this even mean

Is kronii preganant?

>>23139898
Yeah, with me.

>>23138060
Cant belive kronii seduced sanas boyfriend and is in bed with him right now.

>>23139898
yeah by me
and >>23140038 call me daddy.

Kroyasumi Ourobros!

>>23140313
But Ina is streaming right now

>>23140351
the pink guy

>>23140347
Kroyasumi Fluff!

>>23140351
Sanas boyfriend Fungus Covid not sanas best friend Ina.

"No Paths?" is such a dumb joke
like I know it's referencing the the "No Maidens?" meme because lol Pathless/Maidenless get it
but "No Maidens?" was already referencing "No Bitches?" in the first place
it's two degrees of separation away from the meme it's supposed to be referencing

>>23140510
Kronii laughs at her face being slapped on 20 years old memes in Paint, you don't understand her humor.

krofau sex

>>23140347
gn urpoor!

>>23140347
The space...

>>23140510
The more degrees of separation , the better the joke. Making a pun and then making a pun on the pun is the best form of literature that only true humouronies would understand

Since Kronii is KIA until further notice, what animes and mangos are you currently watching/reading?

>>23140510
To be fair you need to have a high IQ to understand Kronii's jokes. Her humor is extremely subtle...

>>23141387
space...

>>23141810
*MIA

>>23141867
is she still broken?

>>23141926
Sana has been playing a lot of Kirby on stream.

>>23141954
Bellybutton...

>>23141926
Kronii is going to infect her with covid...

>>23141926
Her back is still hurting, so she is doing Kirby streams that last until she starts to get pain then stops.

Get well soon Kronii!
/infinity/ misses you.

>>23142476
I hate this gif

>>23142143
Moona gave it to Kronii, Kronii will give it to Sana.

>>23142472
this doesnt seem healthy at all

stop thinking about clocks, kronii

>>23142572
She REALLY likes Kirby. And when she is in bed she plays Arceus for hours, so...

>>23142606
What does the picture mean..?
Is she being horny on main..?

>>23138669
>"Ahhhhhh leave me alone," the poor bed ridden Warden of Time moans out as you turn her over.
>You wordlessly go about your business, taking good tender care of the ill woman whose bad life decisions lead her here
>You had warned her to be careful of her health, warnings that were laughed off as needless worrying.
>Who's laughing now
>You pull up her shirt, Kronii was wearing a simple white T and shorts, anything more and she'd over heat. You'd ogle at the back view of her breasts, but she was in too much distress for you to pay mind to them.
>Her back is drenched with sweat, you can feel the heat as you lay your palm on her slick and oily skin.
>"Anooooon....just leave me be..." she's half conciousnes, a little delirious from both the sickness and the sleep deprivation
>You wring the wet rag that you've brought with you, using it to wipe away the excess perspiration
>You do the same for the rest of her body, making sure to massage her sore and tired muscles
>She calms down, exhaling in relief as you pushed all the fatigue and sickness away, she eventually falls asleep, just as you wring the rag for a final time and let it rest on top of her forehead.
>You tuck her in, then stare as she rests serenely, like a corpse
>Man you wanted to kiss her on the lips right now, but you weren't gonna risk getting sick yourself. You'd rather be the one to take care of Kronii...rather than Kronii "take care" of you

>>23132618
Kronii's my first oshi though...

>>23143077
>>23138148

>>23143320
You werent around before council debut?

>>23143557
I've been around since Kizuna. I just haven't had an oshi before.

>>23143557
Not Yellow, but I've been watching hololive since 3rd gen and Kronii is the only one who scratched my itch

>>23143847
Those giant Fennec ears are cute.

Surely you have an analog clock in your room rather a filthy d*gital one, right? Or don't tell me you don't OWN a clock?

>>23142606
Kronii, no, your power level!

>>23144010
I don't own any clock. There's only a clock I want and I can't have it.

>>23144010
Ultimate spiderman analog clock...

What would Kronii's nendoroid's accessories be?

>>23144138
Trident

>>23144138
A kronie

>>23144138
a D E C K

>>23144138
a gun

>>23138915
Same...

>>23139306
Shut up Treis

>>23144430
>>23139177
>>23139153
that's three cutieronies... all for me...

Kronii has died, what do you say at her funeral?

>>23144557
She was the best... at jobbing.

>>23138148
>>23138669
https://rentry.org/xrgyy

Haven't done writting reps in a few months, so this was sort of a good exercise.

>>23144138
Powerwash suit

>>23144557
I can't believe Kronii is fucking dead.

>>23144898
>written as prose
Take a (You). It was cute!

>>23145068
Very nice anon

>>23145796
She deserves the finest low effort shitposts, it's what she would want

>>23144898
That was super cute, great job!

>>23145940
Post it on kroniijokes

>>23146073
I don't use twitter, go for it anon.

>>23146151
Nah, let someone like Soren or Midknight do it

>>23146151
>he doesn't listen to Kronii's Spaces live

>>23146245
You don't an account for that.

>>23146294
You don't need an account for that.

>>23146374
anon...

https://twitter.com/xyanaid/status/1518462333856600064?cxt=HHwWgMCq5dHc1JIqAAAA
lmao

>>23146428
An attempt was made.

>>23146245
>he doesn't know you don't need twitter to listen to the space

>Kronii tells me to burn everyone that doesn’t know how to use a clock
>Go to school with a makeshift flamethrower in my back pack
>Ask who knows how to use a clock and proceed to show a clock
>None of them knows shit about clocks even my teacher
>Tell them I’ll show them how to and why is useful
>Pull out my makeshift flamethrower from my back
>Clean everyone with the holy flames
>Trees nearby
>They start burning too
>”They more likely didn’t knew how to use a clock”
>All of the trees kickstart a domino effect on all the nature nearby
>Schools turns into a charcoal black type of color
>The flesh of the students start smelling strongly
>I run away using the corn fields as a path to escape
>Decide to make a smoke curtain by burning the nearby fields
>Get away and watch the local news talking about it
>They blame it on old pipes
>Kronii must be smiling
KRONII!!!

>>23146374
>>23146554
Just make a fucking Twitter

>>23146850
I don't want to, otherwise I'd already have it anon.

>>23146850
there is no joy to be found from twitter. he's better off without it

assuming kronii does nothing this week whats the plan for the general. shutter it til she returns? i know last time we had our survival arc but in hindsight why did we do it again. just to prove that we could?

Is Kronii funny?

>>23147551
/∞/ must survive.

>>23147565
If you are into schadenfreude

>>23146850
>Here I made a shitpost
>Haha, post it on Twitter
>No, I don't have one
>Make one
>No
>MAKE ONE
>No
Post it yourself, maybe you'll even get interaction from Kronii

>>23147580
no cost too great

>>23147551
We're not shutting down, we've never done it before and we're not about to start. The menhera must flow!

>>11287530
>>11337887
>>11338765

Dropping this in here so you are all reminded of just how inferior your oshi is to even the worst members of Myth, but I know you guys don't need help shitting up your own thread.

>>23147551
We didn't shut down when she took her break for gisneyland, we didn't shut down when her pc exploded and we didn't shut down after those collabs
Why would we shut down now?

>>23147675
Thread theme:
https://youtu.be/HyMLftWVjuc

23147802
Thank you anon, now go back to where you came from.

I don't get it

>>23147875
*shrug* i dunno. maybe we can all take a collective vacation from each other? see if that really does make things better.

>>23146827
T-Thanks aran...

>>23148037
>*shrug* i dunno
Holy cringe

>>23148037
We're not stopping, Jesse. She's sure to do Twitter interaction, even if she doesn't stream.

>>23148037
no

>>23148037
>*shrug* I dunno

>>23148191
KEK

>>23148037
You can go in a vacation if you want, you don't need permission from the thread anon.

>>23148037
Kronii, I know this split is embarrassing but you can't kill it

>>23148037
>*shrug* i dunno
really now? were doing this?

>>23148037
>see if that really does make things better.
It really won't. Imagine if i didn't have /∞/ to menherapost in and had to bottle it all up. While kronies are responsible for my menhera, they are also the only thing keeping me from going off the rails

>>23148140
thats outside of the hypothetical. obviously in that case closing up shop would be stupid
>>23148151
alright. didnt think you guys enjoyed each others company this much. will keep in touch i guess

>>23148321
the end point for this mentality is either suicide or having sex with a kronie.

umm kronies, this your oshi?

>>23148421
si

>>23148421
Yeah, isn't she great?

>>23148421
>translating only Kromei shit again
All clippers really are faggots

>>23148421
fanbase reflects oshi

>>23148421
Yeah! We learned ERPing from the best!

>>23148421
her ERP in the 6th groupchat is way better

>>23148421
kronii said in the last space that she can't roleplay and doesn't know how we do it. did she learn to erp from us or did we learn from her

>>23148650
you know all of that is just generic meme erp phrases right...

>>23148322
Just leave if you don't think there's any worthwhile discussion about Kronii. Why try to shut down the general when Kronii hasn't graduated? You don't need to be here all the time if you don't want to. No one's forcing you. Just leave us be.

>>23148650
I'm pretty sure "serious" ERP is something she can't do, but meme stuff like "UwU" and "glomp" she can because of meme rot

>>23148650
She learned from all the discord sex she's been having with holos

>>23148385
>having sex with a kronie.
femcelronie...

>>23148650
She's been collabing a lot with Reine and IRyS. And I'm pretty dure Anya is a little devil too.

>>23144898
Pretty good

>>23148833
im a man, fag

>>23148680
got it. sorry if i touched a nerve there. merely was curious what the plan was for this week.

You're going to go meet your oshi right?
https://www.animeboston.com/news/article/851

>>23148867
a pretty cute man if you're roleplaying like that...

>>23148981
i don't want to spill my spaghetti infront of kronii...

You can talk face to face to Kronii...

>>23148981
>Anime Boston instead of Fanime

>Anime Boston will be one of the first conventions to provide you the opportunity to get a chance to speak one-on-one with your favorite streamers in an exclusive video chat experience!
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FCUK FUCK FUCKF FUCKK FUCJD CU FKFUJCNF CUK FUCKF CUKF CUKF FUKC FUCKF

>>23149112
Fellow Fanimebro...

>>23148981
I fucking hate conventions, why do they have to do this to me

/hlgg/ here, you guys handling the news okay?

I mean, you could literally talk one on one with Kronii

>>23149135
There's always a chance at Kronii showing up at AX, although I imagine a meet and greet would be even tougher there

>>23148981
First, how do you get a ticket and how much?

>Also
>$650 for round trip air fair.

>>23149189
post kronii with womb tattoo

>>23149214
they already posted all the events and AX is in the middle of the dates, so they're not going there. west coast bros continue to lose

>>23149189
Cool news... for those who live on the united states.

>>23149131
I really really hate this! Not only do i have no social skills but if i spill my spaghetti with kronii i'd never be able to watch a stream again! What would i even say? What if i stutter? She'll actually hate me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>23149281
Of course, west coast is the most hated place, especially /here/
t. westcoastronie

>>23148981
>1v1 with kronni
Ingmi

>>23149281
The floor plans are out and hololive has a sizeable booth, they'll be there on some capacity

>>23149281
Wasn't Myth at AX last year?

I wanna fucking kill myself...

>>23148981
Did Kronii think about the time zone difference and realize that she'll have to wake up early for this?

>>23149309
stop watching bad influence and sort yourself out

>>23149374
Soren pls...

Promise me you niggers will control your schizophrenia when you meet her

why is nothing ever near me... I hate it all... what's even the point...

>>23149383
Are you saying some lucky fag is going to get a 1 on 1 with JWU Kronii? Gabe chose the wrong convention.

AAAAAAAA I'M GONNA FUCKING MISS KRONII CONTENT FUCK YOU KRONIES WHO BUY THOSE FUCKING TICKETS DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE

This is the ESTchads' payback for all of the 11PM to 4AM streams they had to endure

>>23149512
Imagine not being a CSTchad, ESTfaggot

Kronii got benched again...
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1518778941078917120

it hurts so much...

>>23149547
Seethe and cope.

>>23149512
Fuck you. You just complain to Kronii about not getting sleep and make her end the stream. Fucking kill yourself.

>>23148981
>https://www.animeboston.com/news/article/851
time to bring post chat to kronii in person

>>23149608
Was AX too expensive for them or something?

>>23148981
>Ollie Reine Fauna and Kronii
imagine the hotel room orgy

Ok so how do i begin a talk with kroni.
Should i salute first and then a comoliment?
Should i olay it cool or should i just hide my love for her.
I dont wqnt her ti hate me.

>>23149709
You know they're not actually going to be there right?

I hate everyone and everything. I hope all the kronies fucking die.

>>23149713
First off is not having a stroke
We'll work from there

>>23149821
>he isn't an ESTchad
Get fucked.

>>23149709
If it's like Myth did, they are not going to be there, it'll be a zoom call.

>>23149713
>salute
wtf…hrmm okay it depends: are you wearing a frostpunk kronie cosplay then saluting would be in character. i think shed find that amusing.
that aside probably safe to play it cool, treat her like just another human being and you should be fine.
or dont listen to me and do whatever this may be your one and only chance so why throw your shot away. take it do it your way

ESTronies won in the end. I remember CSTronies and PSTronies having their laugh because they get better stream times but estronies win in the end

>>23148981
nope. sounds like a lot of effort and money. wouldn't know what to say either.

>>23149921
Off yourselves. We don't need weakronies who can't even shut their trap about their precious bed time.

>>23149131
>Kronii excited to meet the kronies
>No one shows up because they're all too scared to talk to her

>>23149984
Prepare for their seething

>>23149984
>>23150061
ESTronies really are mean...

>>23150055
>too scared
please if anything kronii should be afraid. some kronies are incapable of feeling shame…

Gabe is committing financial crimes...

>>23150154
you were mean to us first...

Finally an opportunity to say “STREAM MORE YOU LAZY FUCKING GOOK BITCH” in person….

>>23150154
Hmmm so now we will pretend that all those posts shitting on EST didn't happen

>>23150218
It's because you fuckers complained to Kronii and made her end her streams.

>>23150235
tell her to play more games she hasnt before while youre at it

only fags live on coasts btw

>>23150154

>>23150162
>Only Rice talks to her
Well that does it, we can't let Rice be her only contact with kronies

https://prtimes.jp/main/html/rd/p/000000669.000030268.html

Kronii hololive meet ...
I hate it, i can't leave India for the next 4 months

>>23150297
>you fuckers
Who is "you"?

This place is making you overly feminine and sissy. Look at the way you talk.

>>23150308
Fuck off with this shitty face

>>23150297
thats the britishronies not the estronies

Only kronies can take good news and give it a negative spin. Bravo.

>>23150314
yeah. let rice be your motivation. if you dont step up to the plate kroniis impression of kronies would be represented by rice and only rice. is that how you want kronii to see you?
the time is now to screw your courage to the sticking place. you may never get this chance again

>>23150370
C-Can you fix me?

>>23150465
I CAN'T PHYSICALLY TRAVEL TO BOSTON

>>23150489
POLKAPOSTER I SWEAR

>$300USD round trip to boston
hmmmm

>>23150370
Chu~

>>23150448
The only Kronies that would do that are probably goslingfags

>>23150303
YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING LAZY FUCKING GOOK BITCH WHY DON’T YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE OR SOME SHIT INSTEAD OF THESE FUCKING SHITTY ASS INDIE GAMES YOU KEEP OBSESSING OVER YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE. Pretty good eh

>>23150566
>That cheap
What service?

>>23150448
How is it good news when I'll be missing new Kronii content?

>>23150448
How the fuck is locking this shit behind a giant paywall good news? And right after the merch lol

>>23137869
Man that list of top 10 anime is garbage with the surprising exception of Ghost Stories which is "what".

Treat our oshi well, ESTchads. Maybe I'll see her next year in 3D if she doesn't graduate before then

>>23150448
good news for others, horrible news for those who can’t attend.

>3 hour drive away or $30 round trip bus ride

>>23150765
This worthless bitch should just graduate.

I'm a ESTronie, but I hate conventions and don't want to travel to Boston.

why does this have to be convention shit, do it online or something, conventions are shit to begin with and now you're telling huge chunks of people to fuck off, this works with the JPs cause they're all in Japan doing this for worldwide shit is fucking bullshit

>>23150808
Not bad for a chance to see your oshi

>>23150804
I can't attend and I'm happy for those who can.

>>23150514
i meant you in general sense not you specifically
pure conjecture but i imagine kronii has been to cons before where she got to speak with someone she admired. so even if you do come off as cringe i feel kronii will understand, even get a kick out of it thinking “wow so this is what it feels like to be on the receiving end”
frankly spilling spaghetti all over the place isnt going to offend. its amusing, cute even. getting so nervous talking to someone that does something thats not really that big of a deal. so you know as long as its not illegal go for it
not like you could physically harm the talents anyways though do avoid scarring them mentally

>>23150679
air canada. it could go down to $150usd if you take a connecting flight in montreal

>>23150738
I-It wasn't that bad...

Why couldn’t it be NYC? Is anyone here actually from fucking Boston?

>>23150626
i mean i like the indie games. just rather it be indie games she hasnt 100%’d before

I wanted to see how the saplings are doing but there's no /uuu/...

>>23150842
the convention also starts on my birthday

>>23150997
Anon, it's a sign, go for it.

>>23150978
What why? Why's /uuu/ gone?

>>23150978
Why is there no /uuu/? That makes no sense. Is it not an active general?

at least shes doing something like this. didnt think shed spring for this kind of stuff so even if i cant make it i still appreciate it.
to bostonronies, show her a good time jack[/spoiled] aight?

>1400 usd with 3 weeks quarantine and breaking labor contracts.
Should i commit for this?

>>23151108
I will put my face there.

>>23151133
No, it's not worth anon.

>>23151029
i'll go just so i can threaten kronies /here/ with east coast violence

at least shes doing something like this. didnt think shed spring for this kind of stuff so even if i cant make it i still appreciate it.
to bostonronies, show her a good time jack yeah? have fun

>>23151229
Shitty reason for doing it, buy who am I to judge you?

>15 hour bus ride
is it worth it for a chance to spill my spaghetti infront of kronii?

>>23151229
BROOKLYN RAGE

>>23151353
I can barely spend an hour on a bus.

>>23151268
Well Kronii was really really excited for the Anime NYC to have 1-on-1 time and to put faces to the names so I don't know why you didn't think she'd want to do something like this.

>>23151052
>>23151070
They just returned to nature, I suppose
>>22971662
>>23039554

>>23151353
>15 hours
It would be a 36 hour train ride for me.

Show us clothes you will wear before Kronii

why the fuck is she doing this in Boston?

I thought she was PST/MST not East Coast.

>>23151229
I''ll be there drunk and screaming about hockey in my flyers jersey. So a normal east coast trip. Does Kronii like the canuck or leafs?

>>23151472
i guess she just loves est

>>23151472
No one likes PST/MST

>>23151472
Why is Reine and Ollie doing it when they're in Jakarta time?

SHE'S UP

>>23151514
That chicken ass... why all of Kiara's erotic art is so high quality. Make me jealous Kronii's doesn't.

>>23151435
im a cynic who assumes the worst in people

should I just watch Mumei now that Kronii is dead?

>>23151578
Go play MC with your fuck buddy Kronii.

I'm not gonna do it bros...i can see myself spending 300 dollars to fly to boston and then waiting in line to talk to kronii just to back out when it's my turn...
i also don't have 300 dollars

>>23151268
>Kronii wants kronies to doxx themselves

>>23151713
It'll probably be a less than five minutes talk anon, think it toughly.

>>23151713
You should go there and ask her why she never responded to or acknowledge the Lost To Time tweet that one of us sent her.

>>23151713
I'd tell you to have some money saved anon, but inflation is gonna wipe that out in the next year anyway.

Go out and start sucking guys dicks on grinder for the money and come to boston with us

>Finally get to talk to Kronii
>Stutter out a greeting while sweating profusely
>Excuse myself after a few seconds and run away

>>23151880
>spoiler
That's why you want to become a twink?

>>23151920
>you send a supa saying you met her in boston and apologize for leaving early
>"oh yeah i remember you"
>you can hear her try to hold back her laughter
>you never watch a stream again

if I do get to talk to her I'd just ask her to try talking in an East Coast accent and also to be wary of Gabe

>>23151995

>>23151995
>You're free. Finally.
>You don't know what to do with your life.

>come to boston with us
You know what, I don't think I even want to meet kronies at this con.

>>23151805
the what
>>23151787
big chungus only existed for 3.4 seconds and yet his impact on the internet was humongous. imagine the impact of 5 minutes with kronii how that could effect your life
not much probably but it would make for a nice memory

>need a coof card
Lol

risuner here. I live an hour away from boston lets fucking go.

>>23151459
You will find me there in black suit and a big red roses bouquet. I will ask her

>>23152090
your loss bud

dress as your profile icon see if kronii could recognize that way

>>23152104
Happy for you risuner! Show your nuts to Kronii!

https://twitter.com/ourokronii/status/1518792483655716864

>>23152119
godspeed retard-sama, im just gonna throw a cheesesteak at the screen and cry

>>23152164
>A lot of people use vtubers as their icon
Oh no... The crossdressing cosplay...

>>23152079
Fucking newfaggot.

https://youtu.be/lwPQsI7wKas

Should I stay up just in case Kronii appears in Mumei stream? Also who is going to be the first to flash their cock at Kronii?

to those who were at the first con kronii was at let us know if the kronies have changed at all in terms of vibe, tone, attitude, what have you. curious to know if theres any difference

>>23152104
Risu will be there too, won't she? The Hololive meet thing? Double trouble.

>>23152239
oh right that thing. slipped my mind

>>23152239

>>23152257
if no one did for marine i dont imagine anyone doing that for kronii

Meanwhile in Taiwan, Izumi is looking up ticket prices right now...

>>23152405
We have more seaniggers and spics, Japanese fans are for the most part well behaved except for the odd psycho.

>>23152437
I actually feel like I'd be more comfortable talking to Fauna than Kronii.

>>23152495
Haha

>>23152437
Izumi doesn't want to miss the convention exclusive Fauna/Kronii orgy asmr.

>>23152507
because you're in love with kronii and care about if she hates you but not the same for fauna

I'm analyzing everything... maybe I can still pull it off... please...

I hope the cough develops a new variant and puts the world in lockdown so Kronii doesn't ever have to come face to face with her fans.

what would you even say that you couldnt with a sc anyways

>>23152647
I mean getting her to go off a tangent about something she likes is one thing, but the chance to bond IRL(sort of) over a shared interest and actually have a short conversation over it? It's hard to not see the appeal.

I hope gabe goes to the con again so we can get bathroom part 2...

>>23152647
Racial slurs. Swears. Violent sexual imagery.

>>23152733
You can literally bond with her with supas, she's gone on long tangents from supas before, that's unironically longer than the 2-3 minutes that they give you at the con

The con is real tempting.

DO NOT GO TO THE CON IT IS A TRAP YOU GOSLINS WAKE UP

>>23152733
I doubt it'll be any longer than a minute or two

>>23152930
The first time they do this you only had like 1 minute to talk with the chuuba

>>23153051
Imagine if some mentally ill Kronie went there and killed all the other Kronies there so they could be the last Kronie haha that wouldn't be very funny though haha unless?

>>23152647
MATING PRESS

i love kronii.

>>23152595
>New variant develops with Kronii as patient zero
>It spreads
>I catch it
>Kronii is inside me

>>23153356
I will now actively seek infection to be closer to Kronii

>>23153356
She's not actually going to be there idiot.

>>23153356
>Kronii is inside me

>>23153356
>the real kronii dies
>scientists try and farm the kronii cells in your blood to genetically engineer another kronii
>your white blood cells are attacking and killing the kronii cells
>a race against time hehe to forage the last bit of kronii dna

>>23153470
...

>>23153513
You know... There's a theory that viruses can copy DNA from one organism and then write them when they infect another. So hypothetically, you could have Kronii's DNA grafted onto yours.

>>23153051
I’ll take one for the team

>>23153603
STOP

>>23153603
/become/...

>wake up anon
>here, drink this cup of eggs

I have semi settled my feelings about likely not going and will instead focus on making more money so I can one day be able to do stuff like this with no problem

>whoever talks to Kronii in person gets put on the super spreasheet, she'll follow you and talk to you personally on Twitter DMs, her IRL steam account, and Discord

>>23153832
don't say that.

>>23153794
I haven't come this far to falter now, I'm sorry.

>>23153832
>Imfuckingplying
I'm fully expecting all the spergs to go to self implode and forever ruin Kronii's image of them once there isn't the barrier of a screen, keyboard, and profile picture. Anyone who doxxes themselves at the Con is a retard.

>>23153832
Kronii has asked there to be be bombs placed in her booth, if you aren't already on the spreadsheet she'll set one off on you

>>23153938
You KNOW Rice is going to be there. Rice will get to talk to Kronii. In Person.

>>23154001
Rice will propose to Kronii.

>>23154001
Oh good she'll see a mangy malnourished seanigger with bad teeth and worse facial hair drop his spaghetti in real time. That'll definitely do wonders for his chances.

>>23154001
It's over the web, Kronii will be at her battlestation

>>23154030
Isn't that Gabe?

>>23154102
It's actually half her paypigs.

>>23153938
>implying kronii's esteem of kronies could go any lower

>>23153964
Honestly, death by kronii isn’t too bad.

>>23154188
i would never let kronii kill me.

>>23154188
what key would she bind the bombs to you think?

>>23154244
You’ll be the last kronii then
>>23154251
Escape or delete

>>23154178
There is literally no upside to meeting Kronii. Any schizo situations people hold are just fantasies. You will never say or do anything in the brief time you are there to instantly impress her and win her over, not to mention you'll simply be one in a long line of other spergs all saying similar things. However there are a TON of things you could do to drop her opinion of you. You could dress badly, You could groom yourself poorly. Your voice could crack or sound bad. You could reveal yourself to be a shitskin or a manlet. You could embarrass yourself. You could embarrass Kronii. You could make it awkward. You could do a million different things to make her realize, holy shit I don't want to spend any time with these people, let alone the few minutes I have to in this con.

>>23154377
We get it, Gabe.

What if the 1on1s with kronii were livestreamed on her channel...

>>23154377
Kronii values that personal connection. She's in parasocial hell and wants to see Kronies for real. There's a reason most of the ones who posted themselves at the first con are also the ones Kronii talks to the most.

>>23154377
>You could reveal yourself to be a shitskin
Um, she's not a racist like you, sweaty

>>23154377
You can’t keep her to yourself, I won’t fall for your tricks.

>>23154526
t-that's a pretty good idea...

>>23154540
Who? I only know of Rice and she barely talks to him nowadays.

What if we all agreed to go there to break Kronii? Instead of the usual hamfisted praise, every Kronie that goes there insults and belittles her. At first she thinks it's some kind of joke. But after the first few meetings, as the tirades and criticisms build up, as the unending flow of venom spews forth from those she considered her staunchest supports continues, she asks the staff to pause for a moment. The tracking on her eyes seems to fail, but it's not her glasses, its the tears welling up in them. She thinks she's muting herself but instead her muffled sobs ring out over the PA as she cries out "WHY DON'T THEY LIKE ME?" over and over.

I think that'd be pretty hot.

>>23154377
STOP STOP STOP SHUT UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LET ME HAVE THIS
Just...

>>23154671
We should all just An hero in front of her.

>>23154553
>Koreans
>Not hating darker complexions
What bizarro world do you live in?

>>23154377
The type of people that have the self-awareness to not do these things aren't the people that go to vtuber meetups/events. Like I said she already thinks we're the lowest of the low so it doesn't matter.

>>23154553
>not a racist
source?

>there are unironic racists in this thread right now
what would kronii think of this...

>>23154738
>thinks we're the lowest of the low
t. not a member

>>23154671
are you that one anon that suggested boycotting a member stream?

>>23154772
They're probably white, they always are

>>23154377
No upsides for yankee anons maybe, but she should come down South and we will treat the Korean clock to Southern gentlemen.

>>23154738
Nigga she fucking saw the Kronie meetup during her birthday. NONE of the guys who showed up were as bad as this.

>>23154772
she's racist against korean men so it's fine

>>23154806
>Assuming every racist is white
That's pretty racist of you.

>>23154834
Post your hand

>>23154738
>>23154827

>>23154864
But I'm not a racist to begin with...

>>23154884
shut up spic

>>23154834
lol in my school we were thought that god took 3 tries to perfect a human being, his first try was too raw, thus the whites. then the second batch was too burnt. thus the blacks. then the perfect ones were the browns. these were thought when i was in elementary.

>>23154877
>faces covered
>fatties kept in the back row
>looks like their mom dressed them
I'll give you points for trying lmao

Kronii trying to date her Kronies be like.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlLH_ph74Es

>>23154877
What's this stance called?

>>23154968
Post body

>>23154953
Isn't that a street shitter belief? Are you a Pajeet?

>>23155010
thought in a catholic school, I'm a flip.

>>23154877
What is with these people and slinging gang signs?

>>23155067
∞ gang sing...

>>23154877
Balls to meet-up

>>23155003
The Mori, because of that lean.

>>23155082
>Gabe unironically did this
Thanks for reminding me

>>23155052
They taught that in school? To children? What the fuck.

>>23154877
you could be erping with any one of these people RIGHT NOW

>>23155228
uwu

>>23155003
Double Megabustered up

>>23154877
>no love for oxfords or brogues

>>23154795
hey that was me! i still want to see how she would react to that. kronii love!

>>23155228
I hope I'm aren't erping with the fatties

>>23154795
No?