/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

when i remember its a 33 y/o woman doing that my spine tries to leave my body

>>23309565
How old do you think jp VAs are, anon?

>>23309565
Same except instead of my spine it's all of my cum

>>23309565
33? Her face looked like she was in her 40s years ago before she was even in Hololive

>>23309632
based

>>23309565
That makes it cuter

The way the model goes from doing the pose and just shooting back to the default pose looks extremely scuffed and retarded. Its like looking at a PS2 game NPC

33 is old to you children?

>>23309565
mommy rape me pls

>>23309786
yes

>>23309565
>my spine tries to leave my body
I've heard of being so scared that one "jumps out of their skin" but what does it mean if one's "spine is trying to leave their body"?

Please get a new webm, mikefags. You post the very same shit every single thread

>>23309565
Oh my god! A woman that's 6 years older than me! the horror

>>23309789
her ovaries are dust and eggs are spoiled. she'll never be a mother and that makes her even more unhinged.
expect a suicide livestream within a year.

>>23309633
Sure looks like a 40Y.O whore lmao.
https://youtu.be/XeIDpySyaYI

There are at least 6 fucking threads about this whore (including past life). Why in the fuck did you insist on making another one to shitpost with instead of just posting in there?

>>23309855
It means anon doesn't talk to very many people irl and forgot how English is supposed to sound.

>>23309938
I guess their English is also trying to leave their body.

>>23309633
Yasss sisterrr, you tell her!!

>>23309887
I'm now going to make copies of the webm and cut them by milliseconds so I can this webm multiple times a thread

>>23309786
Time for bed old man

>>23309937
Because I fucking like chuuni shit okay anon? I don't fucking care about your threads or your cataog I fucking woke up put on some retardly loud and pretended to do kungfu while undressing myself as I got in the shower and when I got back to my desk I wa ted to post something chuuni so I fucking did it I don't fucking CARE what you think anon I'm still naked and I'm gonna go put on some battle music in my gym room and I'm gonna pretend I'm a fucking ninja, fuck you

>>23309896
psycho mommy touch me please

>>23309892
Anon is probably 15, please understand

If she's the one getting my blood I think I can handle blood donations

>>23310052
This board has too much estrogen.

>>23313271
The people making "yass" jokes are mostly men doing so "ironically".
The women here are harder to spot than you would think.

>>23309608
jp VAs are given cybernetic bodies and become immortal

>>23309896
Women can still have kids in their 30s though, what are you on about?

>>23315823
Crystal Cafe women are normally monotone or completely psycho with barely anything in between. They are very hard to spot, they talk about their fetishes as autistically as we do so they are very hard to distinguish

>>23316510
yeah retarded and/or disabled ones

>>23316510
Mom had me in her 40s. I ended up here so I guess that high risk of autism ended up a reality

>>23309786
Women are basically geriatrics at 35. There's a reason why pregnancies at 35 and older are labelled as geriatric pregnancies.

>>23317081
I heard they all hate each other, while also hating 4chan. Ironically, as always, there is no "dicks bar" which disallows women, only a cafe that disallows men.

>>23309565
That's young

>>23309786
This is one of the youngest boards on 4chan I think, just based on the bewilderingly stupid posts. On the internet you'll never know if it's a little kid shitting on your oshit.

>>23318413
>women
Google says "birthing person"

>>23318589
either youre stupid or intentionally missing the point. 33 is old as fuck for streaming/vtubing.

>>23318496
Crystal Cafe is just us but somehow more retarded

>>23318687
>he lacks the critical information

>>23318687
Anon don’t look at how old half of hololive are.

>>23309481
this is cool, chuunis are great.

>>23320041
30 people out of tens of thousands of streamers lol

>>23318687
lol retard

>>23320165
You realize that FPS roid rage dude bros aren't a good population to define streaming by, right?

>>23309565
The heck are you even talking about? She is 22