/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24193906
thats what you tell the FDA or office for product safety but we all know what they are

>lots of horny OPs recently
I 'member, last time we had a spike of horny OPs, that was when the dickpic arc started...

>>24197832
But this time it's wrist posting

Hand over the source material

I hope you all fucking die for destroying this thread

>>24198644
Not before I destroy ur mom

>>24198644
Personally I like this /soc/ tier attention whoring.

Aki's dividends...

Analyzing the pic right now.
t. wristschizo

>internet keeps going in and out of service
I just want to buy rurudo...

>>24199388
You know what would resolve this? A fucking server-side trader, fuck options and shorting give me a way to play without having to listen to my pc slowly dying every night

>>24199483
I think it should happen >soon after they decide on how to deal with music channels and maybe dead channels but they said options for that so I don't have much hope.

>>24197652
away!

can betting anon add the jaypenis match
its in about 2-3 hours depending on match speed

>>24200807
/jp/ matches have not and likely will not have bets set up for them

>>24197652
>[FILE DELETED]

>>24200859
there was one for day 1

>>24199483
Join the dev team and code it yourself then

>>24197652
Was the OP retarded enough to use the same cunny OP from the last thread and hope it will go through?

Add holostars

>>24200952
no it was the money edits

>>24201054
someone drop it in litter, I missed it

>>24201240

I want to breed a Hooman

>>24201054
>the sex money edit
very cool

>>24201054
oh wtf I am surprised now that it got yeeted.

>wake up
>my adjustments were good
finally...
it's felt like so long...

>>24201742
You should try waking up earlier and if that seems too normal try going to sleep AFTER the adjustment

>>24201742
Buy IRyS

>>24201828
I've tried staying up and going to sleep early to wake up on time but my body refuses to do either of them consistently. 6 AM seems to just be a fucked time for me I dunno.
>>24201832
nyo

>>24202759
don't worry about trying to wake up at 6am, it ain't worth it

>>24202759
Trust me, buy IRyS

I like this new trend, wish my oshi would do it.

>>24203784
I feel like Bae wants people to breed her now for some reason.

>>24203814
she is turning into a hag, please andastand

kill

>>24202902
I will never buy music coins
>>24202814
it definitely isn't

>>24207570
I kneel

>phisique posting in gc
why can't you guys do the same

>>24207685
ink squishies...

>>24208567
>phisique in gc
>ugly hairy man legs
Yeah no, I prefer the cute thin wrists from here

>>24208670

Hello, would anyone have any predictions for what Kobo's divs will be like today?

>>24208786

>>24208975
Damn I should buy that Luna dip

>>24209095
Don't

>>24209095
Don't listen to >>24209119. Do it.

>>24208786
Probably around $1000

>>24208786
If they're more than $100 a share, I'll be surprised.
The real question is how her dive will cause other coins to get inflated

As per tradition. I want to announce gladly.
It's Friday.
Friday night.

As per tradition. I want to announce gladly.
It's Tonga.
Tonga time.

a network

>>24208786
Nasfaq registered her weekly views at 2.1m for now, so pretty decent I guess

>Nyaggers

/v/t is playing NEXT! Against humongous homonation's team

>>24210695
They're 9m, don't trust the /nasfaq/ graph, unless honk changed it again it displays the real numbers but doesn't count anything below zero. Considering subs are still broken (see: kobo getting raped day after day) I doubt he changed it.

>>24209543

just win baby

Hello /nasfaqg/!
I have come to you once again to gauge your thoughts on the Summer Games event mentioned last week. The purpose of the below form is to find which events people want prioritized, since we only have a limited amount of time for the event. We cannot do everything, so it is important to see what people want most.

I had to remove some options due to them either being unfeasible or unsuitable for the event, I apologize for that. The $10 million race is unfortunately not going to be possible.

The OC and OP making contest will be held even though is isn't mentioned in the options. This contest will start a week before the event, and the winner will be chosen on the first day of the event weekend.

Here is the form, please choose the events and days that you would like most:
https://forms.gle/NSzwgsK3stQiRzCQ8

For further questions, reply to this post or contact [造] ChronoCats alias Clocks however you see fit.

>>24213901
A very simple questions, do you have any idea how the OP/OC contest will work? Will there be specific topics to make about or what?
(Also, honestly think there should be rewards for any OC/OP made for it in the first place because all OC/OP should be rewarded imo. Hell, I'll throw in money for that if you want.)

betting board updated, days 2 and 5 are separated because they lack bet amounts
https://betting-iscringe.github.io/

Hosting a community AMQ game if anybody would like to join: https://animemusicquiz.com/

Room ID: nasfaqg | Password: firefox

Feel free to either use a guest account or make a proper one. You can add a list too to tailor the quiz, just make sure to set it to private if you care about anonymity. Guests can't talk, so if you'd like to do that then you'll need to make an account.

We will be playing the Battle Royale mode. You move around with your keyboard's arrow keys and click on things to loot them so that they show up in the quiz pool. You answer with the name of the anime, not the name of the song or artist. If you join mid-match you'll have to spectate, but you'll be able to join as a player after the game is over (games usually last around 15-20 minutes).
These lobbies tend to last a while, so don't be discouraged from joining late.

>>24214112
What do you mean by "how the contest will work?" Any more precise questions?
And yeah, I agree that all OC contributors should be rewarded in some way. The simplest rewards would be auction house stimmies, but if you or anyone else have any other ideas be sure to let us know!

>>24213901
>no jackbox
>no golf
I shouldn't have missed the first form...

>>24215757
Like if there's criteria or something to be strived for or if it's just free reign.

>>24213901
>no mom
I shouldn't have missed the first form...

>>24215868
Well, ideally they would be related to the game, the thread, and/or the community and their histories. Drawings, collages, video edits, OPs, I dont see any reason to limit the creative juices of anyone here, other than encourage things to be related to the aforementioned things.

>>24216287
Well, I figured, just wanted to know if there will be general criteria or anything like that, thanks for answering.

my first submission for the OP making contest. do you guys think i have a chance?

>>24216542
excellent keep it up

>>24216542
how do I say this, its very umm.. Soulful. Would look good on my fridge door.

>>24215179
!!

ohhh rurudo

>>24218235

>>24213901
>no race to score a nasfaq gf first
I shouldn't have missed the first form...

THE ONE TRUE SHIP BELONGS
TOGETHAAAA

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 62. Yes, it has been sitting on my desk for 2.5 hours. I've been busy.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 27,527,857, a 0.7% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 417,089. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,590,212 shares, or 9.41% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 48,699 shares, or 0.18% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 50):
>Rurudo :: +17.9%
>Kanaeru :: +12%
>Matsuri :: +5.7%
>Ui :: +4%
>Nachoneko :: +3.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Moona :: -3%
>Iofi :: -1.8%
>Iroha :: -1.7%
>Kronii :: -1.3%
>Noel & Ollie :: -1%

4 coins (Baelz, Civia, Aqua, Shion) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $217,547.33, which is an increase of 0.54% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $709,895,544,355.98, which is an increase of 1.97% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $25,788.26. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $81,958,218,900.12 in total market value, or 11.55% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $434,089,890.50 in total market value, or 0.06% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 45):
>Noel :: +30.1%
>Iroha :: +27.5%
>Subaru :: +19%
>Nene :: +18%
>Zeta :: +17.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 21):
>IRyS :: -55%
>Gura :: -22.6%
>Sana :: -19.4%
>Kanata :: -19.2%
>Ui :: -14.1%

2 coins (Civia, Botan) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $435,386,431, which is an increase of 20.56% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $654,541,172.76 today, a decrease of 7.4% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 22):
>Miko :: +18.7%
>Lamy :: +8.6%
>Kanaeru :: +3.8%
>Subaru :: +2.6%
>Iofi :: +2.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Pochimaru, Amelia, Kovalskia, Zeta) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins (Ollie, Lamy, Rushia) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>10 coins (Marine, Hololive, Kiara, Miko, Calliope, Mel, Sora, Reine, Lui, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coins (Moona) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>IRyS :: $697.80 Up
>Kanaeru :: $441.44 Up
>Noel :: $319.84 Down
>Gura :: $308.39 Up
>Suisei :: $263.16 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ayame :: $0.24 Down
>Zeta :: $0.78 Up
>Civia :: $1.59 Up
>Pochimaru :: $2.00 Up
>Pekora :: $2.64 Down

Overall Average movement was $50.77 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $104.87 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$57.43 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.
You have 10 cycles until dividends.

>>24227058
Busy Brain Blunder forgot his image, laugh

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 62. Yes, it has been sitting on my desk for 2.5 hours. I've been busy.
I still am busy, which is probably why you probably already saw this.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>Total Shares in circulation amount to 27,527,857, a 0.7% increase from yesterday's volume
>Average shares per coin is 417,089. There are 26 coins above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest volume, at 2,590,212 shares, or 9.41% of market volume.
>Pochimaru currently has the lowest volume, at 48,699 shares, or 0.18% of market volume.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 50):
>Rurudo :: +17.9%
>Kanaeru :: +12%
>Matsuri :: +5.7%
>Ui :: +4%
>Nachoneko :: +3.4%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 16):
>Moona :: -3%
>Iofi :: -1.8%
>Iroha :: -1.7%
>Kronii :: -1.3%
>Noel & Ollie :: -1%

4 coins (Baelz, Civia, Aqua, Shion) had a net 0% change in volume today.


Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid is estimated at $217,547.33, which is an increase of 0.54% from yesterday's estimate.
>Total Market Value for today is $709,895,544,355.98, which is an increase of 1.97% from yesterday's Market Value.
>Average Value per Share is $25,788.26. A total of 14 coins are above this average.
>Calliope currently has the highest value, at $81,958,218,900.12 in total market value, or 11.55% of market value.
>Nana currently has the lowest value, at $434,089,890.50 in total market value, or 0.06% of market value.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 45):
>Noel :: +30.1%
>Iroha :: +27.5%
>Subaru :: +19%
>Nene :: +18%
>Zeta :: +17.5%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 21):
>IRyS :: -55%
>Gura :: -22.6%
>Sana :: -19.4%
>Kanata :: -19.2%
>Ui :: -14.1%

2 coins (Civia, Botan) had a net 0% change in value today.


Here's the F.R.E.E. report for today:
>Today's Superchats totaled to $435,386,431, which is an increase of 20.56% from yesterday's Superchats.
>The Broker made $654,541,172.76 today, a decrease of 7.4% from yesterday's salary.

Top 5 Superchat Increases (of 22):
>Miko :: +18.7%
>Lamy :: +8.6%
>Kanaeru :: +3.8%
>Subaru :: +2.6%
>Iofi :: +2.2%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>4 coins (Pochimaru, Amelia, Kovalskia, Zeta) adjusted green, but are still trending upwards.
>3 coins (Ollie, Lamy, Rushia) adjusted red, but are still trending downwards.
>10 coins (Marine, Hololive, Kiara, Miko, Calliope, Mel, Sora, Reine, Lui, Civia) adjusted red, but are now above their pre-adjustment value.
>1 coins (Moona) adjusted green, but are now below their pre-adjustment value.
>48 coins are on projected trend lines and have not intersected with their pre-adjustment values.

Top 5 Most Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>IRyS :: $697.80 Up
>Kanaeru :: $441.44 Up
>Noel :: $319.84 Down
>Gura :: $308.39 Up
>Suisei :: $263.16 Up

Top 5 Least Volatile Coins (per Hour Average):
>Ayame :: $0.24 Down
>Zeta :: $0.78 Up
>Civia :: $1.59 Up
>Pochimaru :: $2.00 Up
>Pekora :: $2.64 Down

Overall Average movement was $50.77 per hour.
Average Upwards movement was $104.87 per hour.
Average Downwards movement was -$57.43 per hour.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.
You have 10 cycles until dividends.

you fags aren't lying. This anime is great!

>>24197199

>>24227058
>[Deleted]

>>24227545
>Ina man
>tako real dick
interesting

>>24227545
>ina man

>>24227224
It really is honestly great

>>24227719
>https://youtu.be/XicdpSmxuT0
>7.1 million views
how the fuck did I miss this? This is blowing up in Nipland

>>24227545
>sound
Nice

>>24227941
It has a catchy OP, and once you watch it you see that it is a pretty fun show with good music design.
The stone sentinel maze of anime.

ohh rurudo

>>24228268
>spoiler
heh

Divies, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA etc

Ä̷̢G̷̖̀G̴̟̔̚I̷̬̿ͅE̸͎̖̾͝ ̶͚͐́F̵̻̟͗́O̷̥͘͜R̷͚͈͘ ̴͚̕T̵͔̈́Ḧ̴̪̣́E̵͇̕ ̸̒͐͜WEEKEND IS UP!
https://aggie.io/cgcows3hns
All skill l̷e̵v̷e̸l̷s̷ welcomed! Y̸o̵u̷ ̸c̵a̴n̶ ̸come and draw or j̶u̸s̸t̵ ̵h̸a̶n̷g̴ ̶a̸r̵o̶u̵n̴d̷!

>W̶̬̮͉̉̆͒ḧ̸̡̯͖́y̶̛͉̽ ̴̦͋the aggie?
The main p̶u̵r̸p̵o̴s̴e̴ ̵o̸f̶ ̴t̶h̵e̸ ̷a̷g̸g̶i̵e̸ is to create fun /̵̧̆n̵̛̮a̵̭̾s̴̩̾f̷̟́a̵̪̽q̸̖̋/̷̟͒ ̵̞̃a̷͇͑n̴͕͌d̷̡͝ ̸̢͐ḩ̸̿ȯ̶͚ľ̶͙ơ̷̳l̵̻̉i̵̍v̶̮͋e̴̢̛ ̶̤͐ related OC!
>But I'm terrible at drawing
S̴o̸ ̷a̴m̶ ̴I̴!̸ Doesn't̷̩̒ ̴̹̊m̵͍̿ä̴̧́ţ̸̒t̶̠̃e̸̞͋r̴̹̒,̷̠̓ ̴̱̈́w̸͒͜h̶̻̓ȃ̵̰t̸̰͛ ̵̣̎you draw will b̷̢̉e̴̥̽ ̷̜͘f̵͎́ù̷͉l̴̠͘ľ̶͍ ̵̹̎o̸̝f̵̹̍ ̶͙́S̴͚͛O̷̦̊V̷̨̛L̷̘͘,̷͖͂ ̸̡̏ȃ̷͉ń̸̯d̷̰̽ ̴͉̆w̴̝̒ē̵͉ ̷͇̓l̷͈̽o̷̱͋v̴͎̏è̸̳ ̸͕̏s̶͖͆o̸̻͘v̴͔̀ḽ̴̏!̸͍̃ Worst case, j̷u̷s̴t̴ ̴h̸a̶n̵g̴ ̵a̴r̸o̵u̸n̵d̶ and talk!
>But I want to stay a̴n̶o̷n̴y̶m̸o̴u̶s̷!
You get an a̴n̶o̷n̴y̶m̸o̴u̶s̷ name by default. C̷̻̣͆ḥ̸ǎ̶̰͔̃n̷̨̢̜̈́g̴͓̼̫̽̇ẽ̵̜̘͒ ̶̝̫̣̌̄ĭ̵̧͇̩t̶̠̟̙͌, don't say anything e̵v̸e̶n̷,̷ ̶i̸f̷ ̸y̸o̸u̶ ̷d̸o̸n̴'t want to.
>But I hate all of you!
I hate you too! G̶̫̊e̵̩̋t̶̼̕ ̴̦̃i̵͍͗ṅ̵͓ ̶͍̎t̶̖̎h̷̭̊e̴̼̒r̶̻͛e̷̠̾!̶̰͐

divs were mediocre this week
I blame not being able to mow my lawn
I feel like death

>>24233317
I love screaming Watame

please don't copy the wallet sheet YET if you rely on it. I have to check "the Luna page" and make sure rurudo didn't break anything.

>>24233712
done

>>24215179
We are still alive and running by the way, drop in if you feel like playing

wah!

>>24233712
oops

get fucked cumbuds, takos got the 10B

>>24234181
>>24234403
what does this have to do with towa

>>24234427
Still mad that we kicked towa off the superchat podium?

>>24234511
you didn't answer the question

>>24234403
>cheater with infinite money from his retard gang funneling money into him gets more money than people who honourably buy only their oshi and donate large amounts of said money to their oshi as well

>>24209543
>>24212823

>>24234586
NTA but you know as well as me that sending superchats has been soulless for well over half a year

I made 2% more in divs than I did last week.

>>24234403
It's fucking retarded. At least chumbuds play the game fair and square.

>>24234660
NTA but you know as well as me that ur mom has been soul less for well over half a year

>>24234660
NTA but you know as well as me that playing nasfaq has been soulless for well over half a year

this satisfies my numberphilia

>>24234924
deadbeat gfs are cheaper than a tako gf...

>>24234738
I was just saying that the superchat leaderboard is fruitless to fight over since it's just another way of paying taxes (there is no sacrifice to it), keep my mom out of this you bastard!
>>24234811
I'm having fun!

>>24235103
Deadbeats are not gf material

>look at all the taxes I've paid
>that could have gone to superchats

>>24235142
your fun comes from playing mahjong and anime music quiz not nasfaq

>>24235302
Same thing, there has been no difference since the credits update. I want to throw money at my oshi (into the void), not an alternate tax system. Let me burn my money! Taxation is theft!
>>24235386
While I enjoy those a lot I've also been taking great pleasure in trading well. It doesn't feel as good as it did a year ago, but I've been having a fair amount of fun with it recently.

Here's the data on dividend changes this week.
Please note that Rurudo is excluded from the data, as this is her first week of Dividends.

Top 5 Largest Dividend Average Changes:
>Kanaeru :: $409.81 :: 46.93%
>Calliope :: -$310.82 :: -10.75%
>Aqua :: -$307.85 :: -11.75%
>Okayu :: -$223.58 :: -12.09%
>IRyS :: $222.23 :: 34.98%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Average Changes:
>Nabi :: -$0.22 :: -0.28%
>Civia :: $0.46 :: 4.13%
>AZKi :: $2.56 :: 0.33%
>Polka :: $3.20 :: 0.32%
>Pochimaru :: $5.98 :: 8.38%

Overall Average Dividend Average Change was -$5.94
Average Dividend Average Increase was $48.38
Average Dividend Average Decrease was -$61.96


Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Kanaeru :: $2229.94 :: 246.24%
>Marine :: -$1719.61 :: -42.18%
>IRyS :: $1235.98 :: 221.25%
>Pekora :: -$845.55 :: -28.56%
>Kanata :: -$656.38 :: -34.19%

Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Coco :: -$2.96 :: -0.59%
>Civia :: $4.43 :: 49.17%
>Iroha :: $6.25 :: 1.32%
>Nabi :: $6.53 :: 8.17%
>Melfissa :: $13.62 :: 4.66%

Overall Average Dividend Change was -$4.88
Average Dividend Increase was $260.48
Average Dividend Decrease was -$262.20

Average Payout this week was $949.18, which is 3.19% less than the overall payout average.

>>24236063

My net worth has surpassed 1 billion for the first time ever :)

>>24237367

>>24237367
omedetou anon!

>>24237367
Time to abayo

>>24237367
congratulations!

>>24234511
>we
you have contributed next to nothing those are all tge taxes priestess didn't want to pay

>>24235248
They are submissive bf material

boomp

so this is where ojou has been all along. Thought she's gone for good

night, /nasfaq/!

>ghost bumps

Holy shit anons I did it, I entered the Top 500! I guess buying a cuntload of Deathstar and Azki works. I guess my Azkicoin did all the work.

>>24242252
Nakirigumi...

>>24242338
>azki did all the work
>when you bought tons of music channel
Anon, musi channels are absolutely broken

>>24242456
That's a fair point, however! Look, I have this art of Azki on a badass bike. She looks pretty cool, right? And she's a music channel too. She'd probably be breaking nasfaq too if she didn't have the VSinger curse like Irys.

>>24242590
fair point and cool art but irys already has the potential to break nasfaq and from what I saw azki hasn't been a great investment but what I know I haven't seen the market page in ages and just live off what people say here

>>24242839
Oh yeah, Irys did some weird shit yesterday/today, jumped to 40k and dropped back down after. I managed to sell at the top and I'm now stocking up on Irys again. I wasn't in the thread, but I guess the reason why that happened was discussed.

>>24242994
yeah she became a music channel which means easy mode was turned on for all the arystrocats, all two of them

>>24215179
Thanks for the host and for the games!

Is amq how I get a nakigurimi gf?

The real nasfaq balance will happen when every channel is a music channel

>>24243692
I can't wait for noel to become a music channel

>>24243842
She does have the best King cover.

>>24243842
The dream indeed

https://youtu.be/SCcFDNZLbsA
>they actually made a vtuber model of her to promote the series
Eikocoin when?

Dota?

>>24244959
sorry but I'm not Chinese

>Irys of all coins paid off this week
man, I like her. What a good lad.

>>24245013
>Chinese
Chinese are not in this time.

>>24244959
Post legs again

>>24212823
I was waiting for you for an hour but I just couldn't force myself to wait longer and went to sleep.

>>24243842
obligatory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ElDS3SCd3s

>>24227188
As always, thank you very much for your morning review
Remember when you are busy, don't hurry. Haste makes waste

>>24227545
ina man, Dota yes, tako real, dick comfy.
I see a pattern here

>cute gf nasfaq ina

>>24212823
>>24245380

>>24209543
>>24212823
>>24245380
>>24245576
STOP POSTING ABOUT COCO

>>24245621
I was waiting for you too.
I am sorry anon, you need to get over it... She will never come back... But she will be always alive. In our hearts.

>>24245576

>>24242338
congratulations!!!

>>24245748

>>24213901
if I wanna take part in the event but I don't want to take part in some activities do I have to specify it somewhere? also of the games in the list do I have to also buy the dlcs or the base game is fine too?

>>24246371
You can mention it in the "additioanl comments" section if you feel like you want to specify some of the options as absolute no's for you.
>spoiler
I dont know. I'll come back to it after this form has run its course

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>24234586
priestess hasn't received anything in like, 1.5 months, at this point you're just complaining against him being rich

>>24216542
sovl, please make this the next op

>>24249055
To be fair it sounds more like complaining about him just having friends. If you are so mad about it then do the same.

>>24240044
No...
>>24244747
Huh, that's a neat idea from their marketing team. The angle of an in-universe character promoting an in-universe event is cute.

>>24249134
>just get an harem bro
>>24249296
post wrist, someone wants to see it

>>24249356
That someone already saw my wrist a couple of hours ago, it is not for your eyes, anon. :}

>>24249390
I bet he already ordered the handcuffs

Pagi!

Gomen, fellas. I have just made my account. I'm a unityfag but
Convince me to invest in your oshi

>>24249609
She is blonde and cute

>>24249609
no. no unityfag will touch my oshi.

>>24249609
no unityfag will touch my oshi.

>>24249609
No, unityfag will not touch my oshi.

>>24249775
>>24249785
nta Too late I already own her if she is in the game

>>24249823
Unfortunately, I know where you live, so I would suggest you back off that statement.

>>24249856
The door is open, I'm waiting you in bed honey~

>>24249823
sell towa

>>24249856
I've got the candles lit and the rose petals scattered around my bed, I'm waiting

>>24249900
>>24249916
why is /nasfaqg/ like this

>>24249964
just wait until na wakes up for more rampant gay posting

>>24249900 6:16
>>24249916 6:37

So not only It's an unityfag who is a gay poster. There are two of them.

>>24249964
He started it. I merely escalated the conflict.

>>24250019
wdytya?

>>24249609
She's a cute dork and a good coin but don't 10x her, please.
Also, bonebros love.

>>24250094
A human being with actual human rights.

>Pekora going on break because of her vocal cords(?)/throat pain
Please, I need some peko coins...

>>24250184
kek lurk more

>>24250228
wish for a kobo situation thenbot her, do it

>>24250228
>peko has throat pain
All me.

>>24249609
She is cute (very) and special (in an autistic way)!

>>24250293

>>24250244
>posts with an ina picture
kek lurk more

>>24250378

>>24250293
I made this post

>>24250440

>>24250413
Top right, that's where you placed your dot

>>24250570
god I wish that was me

>>24250618

>>24250699
I now understand the appeal of collars and leashes

>>24251329
deadbeat hands wrote this post

>>24251329
You replied the wrong anon, but I do agree. Collars and leashes are really amazing.

ohhhh i need to shit

Ohhhhhh I have to go cum

>>24251669
NO

>>24251694
looks like somebody kinda traumatized~

Good morning nasfaq!

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Pagi

Like a glint from the blue, here's a quick Morning Review.

Top 3 Upwards Adjustments (of 21)
>Miko :: $7,167.29
>Mel :: $5,498.98
>Noel :: $3,248.89

Top 3 Downwards Adjustments (of 45)
>Pekora :: -$9,792.74
>Nene :: -$5,406.59
>Fubuki :: -$4,971.63

Overall Average Adjustment is -$745.43
Average Upward Adjustment is $1,537.16
Average Downward Adjustment is -$1,810.65

Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and go watch the Choco/Mel/Fauna collab featuring Mori.

-400
TIME TO PUMP

>>24251907
>Choco and Mel
Ye-
>With Faunner and Calli
N-no thanks. Bet Calli intoxicated them by teaching them bad words

Post em

>>24252485

>>24252485
I haven't looked at mine in a while
It sure looks funny

>>24253020
>>24253120

>>24253162
>it's all crab from there
FTFY

>>24253300
It's all just calli

>>24253721
Are you sure?

>>24253853
Seek help

>>24254120
No

>>24254181
Please

>Wake up
>Towa crab
Why didn't she go down...

>>24249609
she's got a fat ass

>>24254406
sell her now she'll definitely go down this time

>>24254482
I'm not falling for it, Towa can only go up now, I'm buying more

>>24252485

>>24254589
she didn't stream (on her channel) today she'll definitely go down just sell her bro

i love towa

>>24251669
>>24251721
ohhhh

>>24256763

>>24256763
kinda hot ngl

>>24252485

>>24250699
gooood girlllll, wan wan! bark for me! so smart! matsuris so smart! the best girl! yes! so proud

>>24260267

>>24250699
I agree with the other anon, maybe collars and leashes are not so bad.

>>24260576
but you know what's even better long beatiful princess-like hair

Kobo's channel is kill again. You know what to do.

>>24261873
Uhh, based? What's she even doing wrong.

>>24261912
When we said "rangeban SEA" gookmoot didn't hear us, but Susan did.

>>24261912
[image of schizophrenia rates of SEA]

>>24261873
Oooh here we go again

>>24261717
if you doi both ill pet and gently brush that hair while sit on my lap

>>24263476
are you sure about that?

[ANNOUNCEMENT]

Returns Report Temporary Archive has been updated

That is all

>>24264893

>>24264693
Sorry, too gay

>>24265011

>>24264693
very sure, ill be gentle, make sure it doesnt hurt i know long hair can be a problem with knots

>>24265260

>>24265686

>>24199337
are you done yet?

>>24251329
nice desu

>>24265260

>>24265883

>>24265998

>>24266034
>image
die

>>24265998
>>24266047

>>24199337
I also want to hear results, purely out of curiosity

>>24265945
>>24266034

>>24266130

>>24265644
yeah it hurts like hell but I don't have long hair anymore so sorry but you'll have to find someone else

>>24266125

>>24266145
I've spent over $500 on Arknights gacha and I don't play the game anymore, and I've spent money in other gachas as well. The best solution is to stop playing :^)

>>24266216

>>24266261
>arknights
have you played blue archive? the cunny characters are cute

>>24266261
either that or just grind in-game currency

>>24266223
>>24266261
Yeah I like to think that ive learnt my lesson, but nothing but boredom will make me stop playing mahjong

>>24266261
Follow me anon, sorry but it's for the best.

>>24266364
Even boredom doesn't bring me back to mahjong, my attention span has gone out the window again, good thing I didn't spend money on it, haha, nope.

>>24266350
I've staved myself off of mobile gachas because I have learnt from these games that I have extreme gambling tendencies. Characters look cute, but I like gameplay first and foremost, and Arknights appealed to my TD autism.
>>24266358
>>24266364
It never gets better, so I just quit entirely from them, it's not worth it.
>>24266365
But sir, I'm already Lamy.

the only time I'd spent money on a gacha is if the character is a must-have human rights tier meta

>>24266472
I thought you were Towa.

>>24266472
based, I haven't played gacha in a while (apart from ItsuAri) either although that has to due in part with my favourite gacha being discontinued :(

I spent something in the region of $430 on Hearthstone and in hindsight I don't think I enjoyed a single second of it.

Who let the priestigator schizo out?

>>24266350

>>24266559

>>24265945
>>24266145
I finished it after making the post but I just thought it wouldn't be a good idea to post them in the thread

>>24266644

>>24266559

>>24266688

>>24266565
I literally ran the /become/ divegrass team. This isn't new territory for me.
>>24266578
I think they're fun, but I just can't get too invested in them with other things in my life as well as the wallet draining it does to me.

>>24266350

when will sana stream non kirby shit, I fucking hate hearing poyo poyo while working

>>24266644

>>24266707

>>24266751
She hasn't streamed Kirby in 2 weeks you cockmongler

>>24266814

>>24266860
but the next one would most probably be https://twitter.com/tsukumosana/status/1525028388289019904
the recent collab was fun though

>>24266707

>>24266704
send it to me in the nasfaq dms, im genuinely curious what you could get out of that
>>24266708
a friend of mine got hayasaka in 6 rolls without spending money, life is unfair...

>>24266923
All N64 games are based, I can forgive her for that.

>>24265945
>>24266145
I can't really tell you much, your wrist is pretty thin. You can see the tendons in the middle of your arm and and the little bump on the side of your wrist meaning once again you are a stick. The palm of your hand, from what I can see, seems lacking in muscles and fat, which should also translate to slender fingers, and your forearm seems to also be in the same situation of your hands, little muscle and little fat, but I can't see much so this is an even bigger assumption than everything I have already said. In short you aren't a fat fuck, definitely a pretty thin guy. Just one question, can you wrap your middle finger around your wrist? If yes, what about the ring finger?

>>24267551
wdym wrap my finger around my wrist, do you mean wrapping my thumb and finger of my opposite hand around my wrist? if so, i can wrap my middle, ring and pinky finger around my wrist, and my index with a bit of force.

>>24267691
Yeah, I meant that. You can do it with your index? Are just a walking skeleton?

>>24267862
not really, i've just got relatively long fingers compared to my wrists

>>24266364
based
ive been trying to get the momo of pure sex, goddess of childish eroticism but i keep getting hags

>>24267905
eh, long slender fingers for great handjobs. Lucky deadbeat

>>24266223

>>24267862
nta but I can touch my pinky and thumb on both wrists and Im a bit bulky. have you tried not being an obese fuck?

>>24269040
NTA but I dunno man, I'm a hungry skeletal and I can only touch my middle and ring finger to my thumb around my wrist.

>>24269129
maybe you just have short fingers anonchama

>>24269129
>>24269040
It's not just a fatty/skele thing, hand size matters more. Actually, the size of your wrist is determined by your bones, so fat is only minimally a factor here.
So if you can't wrap your fingers around your wrist, you're a handlet (which means your penis is tiny). If you can, you're a wristlet (which means your penis is tiny).

>everyone wants to save joe
>nobody wants to save you

>>24269268
lets save each other

>>24269260
checks out, I got 2 inches with good lighting.

>>24269382
You meant arm diameter... right?

>>24269491
dick radius

how do you stack Bibis

>>24269522
Oh...

>>24269491
nah, how long my dick is.

You know what they say about nasfaq girlfriends (male) with big hands...

>>24269938
they're not kenzoku

>>24270057
shit we going? cheers then

>>24269522
you got a fucking fire extinguisher down there wtf

>>24269260
I will not stand for this slander.
https://litter.catbox.moe/zg7zfn.jpg

>>24270155
whos

>>24270112
we going now
cheers!

>>24270155
I should not have opened the link. I SHOULD NOT HAVE OPENED THE LINK!

yeah its another dick pic.
fuck this gay earth.

>thread is a fucking dumpster fire
>second OP image in a row deleted
you want to talk about the death of nasfaq?

>>24270245
Wouldn't you like to know?

>>24270155
it's either 7 cm or 7 inches it's not big you fucking idiot it's average

>>24270387

saki starts in ~20 minutes faggots

Every day we stray further from god


>>24270155
I hope at least you weren't a pussy and actually took the photo of your dick, instead of finding it somewhere over the internet.


Also where is the guy that was archiving this type of stuff.

>>24270387
7 inches is pretty big though
>>24270473
there are multiple, the blackmail folder grows

>>24270501
can you share wrist pics

I should post my little micropenis chode

>>24270155
I saw the replies and thought "It can't be that bad," and then I got a dick in my face. I should've listened.

>>24270501
7inch is above avg and will be enough to satisfy most of the females
But considering you all are gay as fuck, you will probably not be able to make your femboy bf sissygasm.

>>24270245
clearly a newfag because he's not dickposting like it used to be done

>>24270639
In fairness it's a good looking one

>>24270387
>>24270473

>>24270685
>good looking
>circumcised
made me laugh

>>24270729

>>24270729

>>24270729
ok you're still a faggot but based for replying anyways

I AM GOING TO MAKE A GOOD OP FOR A GOOD THREAD