/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24867362
Gura is my wife

Hololive assigns characters based on how close they look to the roommate.

>>24867362
Here's the most out of this world rrat you've ever seen.
You ready?
Here it goes...
Miko is entertaining.

>>24867362

>>24867362
OP is a heterosexual
Evidence: he hasn't blown a guy today

>>24867362
Gawr Gura has gotten so fat over the coof lockdown she cant fit on a plane to go offcollab with the others

Among Us.

>>24868073
I'm listening

>>24867362
Pekora is french; you can clearly recognize some accent whenever she rolls her "r" sometimes, also: https://youtu.be/1wWA5eNa5pk?t=14350
Miko gets favoritism in the company compared to other vtubers in exchange of "favors". Recently she could legit show something on stream while she was forbidden to do so, whereas whenever other Holomembers tried to do it, they either cried( https://youtu.be/-HESYD2m6c4?t=350 ), or searched up some excuses.

Gura, korone, and pekora were grown in a lab to be vtubers, and their personality traits/memories are synthetic ones designed to for maximum audience appeal.

>>24867362
Miko is behind the destruction of Sankisei
>Raped Pekora, pitted management against her at the start of 2021 to make her break down
>She was there when the BL incident occurred with Marine and that incident marked the decline for her even if she didn't cause her throat issues(that we KNOW of)
>Was collabing with Rushia on the night of the yab where she just so happened to have a one in a million technical bug with Discord right as a certain person DMd her during her stream
>Noel discussed increasing her roommates activities lately, likely spurred on through discussions behind the scenes by none other than Miko
>Flare recently had a mental breakdown, likely due to her recent doxx and rape. People normally accuse Rushia of leaking that info but not evidence of Rushia doing so has ever been found. Miko likely used the controversy to make Rushia out to be the culprit since NDAs literally prevent her from denying it while leaking that information herself.

It all started with how Miko probably feels as if she is herself responsible for creating Sankisei and likely felt entitled to their success. She brought in Pekora personally, and just like she planned Sankisei was THE golden generation and they were the ones that brought Hololive into the limelight proper. Hololive was inclining already but the era of Sankisei was when we finally started seeing the incline go into an exponential curve.
And yet, her major in into the success of that generation rejected her ship and all of the rest seemed to focus on other relationships, and Miko was left to flounder. Angry that she was denied the success she was owed, she crippled or killed each member
And now, look. Flare is mentally broken. Noel is focusing on her roommate content. Rushia is gone. Marine is "back" but really she's still fucked and we just don't know if she'll ever fully recover. Pekora recently started down that same road and while we can hope that she'll recover that downs her for months.

And who benefits?
Well, go ahead and look at who has been topping view counts lately.
None other than Miko. Soaring to the top. And all she had to do was sabotage the previously indisputably best Generation Hololive has ever had, Hololive Fantasy, to accomplish it.

Nina Kosaka already had an abortion post off collab, the father was luca

>>24867491
>Mori

Calli is jewish and gets paid by Israel to make shitty content. /pol told me

>>24867362
>Gura is fat and is scared her genmates would judge her for it irl
>Reine is going to get sick of Kiara around July
>Kronii, Sana and Gura will graduate by the end of the year
>Bae and Sana actually hate each other
>IRyS is the only EN in a relationship
>Mori is going to have a very scary experience in Japan later this year that will fuck with her mental health

>>24867362
You wants a fat rrat, I'll give you a fat rrat.
My oshi is fucking her sister.

>>24868875
Based Hoshityomi

>>24868766
They couldn't find anyone with tits as fat as hers

>coco joins hololive
>coco takes akai haato's ideas
>newsflash
>speaking english
>reddit meme review
>H: "damn her...what am i now...?"
>concocts long term plan to delete coco from hololive as revenge
>creates new identity in the form of haachama
>enough time passes
>H: "now is the time"
>streams taiwan knowing coco will reuse her content
>coco, predictably, uses her content
>coco gets the full burst anti hate
>H: "Just as planned. But is this really enough?"
>exterminates entire Hololive CN branch just for fun
>eats bugs and tarantulas so they know it was her
>takes month long vacation to celebrate
>coco graduates during this time
>takes back reddit meme review
>kills it too to destroy any last remnants of coco
>sidequest
>matsuri's birthday
>"to akai haato cordially invited to Summer Festival"
>haachama, annoyed at being referred to as akai haato, blows it off
>Matsuri seethes and removes all evidence of haachama out of her live
>haachama retaliates by breaking into her house and opening her bedroom door while streaming
>prologue
>peace is restored
>reverts back to akai haato
>peacefully playing minecraft
>greets everyone with
>H: "oharujyu"
>subaru accidently calls her haachama
>H: "subaruvhan, nanishiteruno?" "subaru what are you doing?"
>subaru, terrified, realizes her mistake
>as a peace offering subaru, the undoxable, self-doxes herself
>not good enough
>burns subaru's house in minecraft, reopening old wounds thought to have been healed
>H: "just when i thought I found peace... they pull me back in"
>some time later
>H: "I'm bored"
>H: "Guess I'll dox myself just for fun"
>that happens
>Rushia sends DM
>"Konrushi~ Cheer up Haachama, it's not the end of the world. Tee hee! -Rushia"
>tch
>H: "the nerve of this bitch to say that when she shits herself at the thought of being doxxed..."
>the pieces have been set
>Rushia plays GTA with Miko (35p)
>perfect
>H: "good work amigo."
>execute order 53 (go~han)
>Haachamafumafu: "can't wait to tap that ass later tonight mii~chan"
>death metal scream
>smugfacechama
>twitter
>H: "I don't know what happened but have some rice"
>why are you doing this
>"eat the rice rushia"
>sends fake leaks to kore "from rushia"
>R: "IT WASN'T ME I SWEAR"
>Cover Corp. at 5:30 AM 弊社所属タレント『潤羽るしあ』に関するご報告
>on the other side of the world
>russia invades ukraine at 5:30 AM
>ww3 begins
>back home
>brags about stepping on dog shit
>H: "Cheer up Rushia, it's not the end of the world"
>invades Rushia's minecraft home
>H: "Come to think of it. Butterflies are insects too, right?"
>munch munch
>matane
>come today
>haachama does a sequal collab with Luna after the first takoyaki one
>haachama decides she wants to do a "prank"
>DV roleplay in front of Luna, acting as if her boyfriend came home from work only to degrade her and beat her up
>she knew he was coming because he sent her a message
>"I'll never let the fans forget what this bitch has done"
>acts like she getting beaten up, screaming and crying
>she actually leaks the scenario in front of Luna on purpose to represent the fact that this all started from a leaked message
>scene depicts what mafu2 did to rushia after the message was leaked on discord
This woman is a menace, fear for your oshi if she ever crosses this schizo

>>24867921
Rrats aren't supposed to be facts, 35shart.

>>24867362
Petra is Gura

>>24868552
So that's why Korone has a short life expectancy, even though she's a fucking dog...

>>24868552
This remind me of the peko farm

>>24867362
Zen is actually an AI in development, trained by simps, the "voice/text actor" was simply some lead programmer or the person in charge to train her, and make it more human-like until she passes the Turing test

>>24867362

>>24867362
Okayu and Korone have the same father

>>24868650
O...o...OGEY!!!

>>24867362
WEF has infiltrated hololive
Cover put Omega tranny in charge of selecting the members for council. 3 Canadians and 2 Australians, both of which are WEF shitholes.
>Kronii is a tranny
>Fauna is vegan (not Canadian but I think she travels there)
>Mumei is an arts student but she's also autistic which they didn't predict.
>Bae is a chink
>(forgot her name) is also a chink

Now add to this:
Mori was under the radar because she was living in Japan. But then she made a deal with Universal. Somebody else can post the pictures with all her attempts of subverting hololive culture. What's important though is that Mori is the penetration point for Universal. Notice how Mori started spamming colab songs after she signed the deal. This, after she addmited on stream that Universal will hold the copyrights and how she "hopes" that it won't affect her collabs. I believe that at some point, Universal will be able to hold Cover hostage by using the contract with Mori as leverage. Another point that somebody else noticed, was the use of globalist imagery in her album. "new underworld order".

Which brings me to the question why? what's their endgame?
the WEF plans to use hololive as an satanic worshiping false idol propaganda machine.
we all know that they are trying to become the world government. but so far their approval is virtually nonexistent. they require a means by which to comunicate with the masses and not only that, but Cover is one of the last remaining bastions against China.
They are trying to set up a world government in which they are allowed to rule from behind the scenes, while a group of lolies propagate their message to the braindead coomers.

>>24868552
Why do I hate Gura then?

>>24867362
yubigate

>>24868650
>Noel discussed increasing her roommates activities
Based Miko, doing God's work

>>24870346
because your legs don't work

>>24869040
>>24870187
>Haachama
>eat the bugs
it was Haachama all along?

>>24867362
Pekora actually raped Miko and spread the Miko raped Pekora Rrat to ruin the credibility of Miko coming forward to tell her story

>>24867491
shuba kek

Its a long story.
If you know who Bae is or have decent knowledge of the pro-dance scene in Australia you'll likely know who she is based on the combo of trained dancer and murderer.

But to put it in the shortest possible form.

>Professional dancers start training young
>Once you complete initial training as a child your contract is bought by an agent
>Agent finished your training and lines up work
>Sexual abuse by agents is extremely common
>Bae went through her training with a friend, their contracts were bought by the same agent
>Bae consented to the sexual activity on the premise that her agent leave her friend alone
>Agent did not leave her friend alone
>Bae tied him to the bed after fucking him senseless then set his house on fire
>Turned herself in to the police
>Agents father is a senior politician in a major party
>He arranged for things to be hushed up to prevent a scandal in an election year
>Bae got a suspended sentence for manslaughter in exchange for keeping her mouth shut
>Bae is exiled from the pro-dance world
>Her friend also shuns her in order to protect her own career.

>>24868552
isn't that the plot for Idoru?

>>24867362
my rrat is that you're the guy who makes youtube videos about /vt/ and you're fishing for content
(include me in the screencap)

>>24871516
Ehh, not quite.
Speaking of Idoru, I expected more V-Tubers from the synopsis, but unfortunately the book didn't focus too much on that.

>>24867362
fauna slap and abused kronii while mumei watch everything in the latest stream, kronii played along and make it look like a joke but everything is actually real

>>24867362
Doxposters are actually on the side of the girls they're doxing, for the sake of creating whiteknights who consume their product unquestioningly.

>>24871804
still want to give that a read, got neuromancer instead for some reason

>>24867362
Sana injured her back whilst killing her dog (not accidentally).

Aqua is trans

>>24867491
I mean this probably does have some truth when you consider the subconscious. The people making the decision have almost certainly had a video call with the talents

>>24868830
>>Mori is going to have a very scary experience in Japan later this year that will fuck with her mental health
is... is that a threat anon?

Roboco is Kaf

>>24867362
Alright so listent to me, western vtubers are a psy op by Canada
List the top ten household names in western vtubing, more of them will be canadian than american
This despite that top ten non vtubers are almost all American both now and before vtubing
So what is their goal?
Its simple, monopolize the waifus and you control the world

>>24868766
Mori when she's skinny has a really pretty face and a 10/10 smile, she just needs to put the fucking bottle down

>>24868552
That was a really shitty lab then if they made gura as the ideal vtuber.

>>24867362
Kronii is finally reaching her breaking point and all it would take for her to break down into tears and graduate live on stream is 1 large hate raid from antis/zhangs.

>>24876104
based
gura is a fat dogshit and ame is the only good EN

Mumei is actually Gura

>>24869171
Zen not passing the turing test yet seems about right.

>>24868875
>getting fucked by her sister
ftfy

>>24876256
Ame is worst in her gen. Even Mori is a better entertainer than Ame
>>24876104
How's your Gura killers working out for ya?

>>24867362
Kiara originally planned to stream a lot on Bilibili. She used to try to read mandarin SCs. That's also why she was wryly amused when the chink spammers appeared in her chat that one time.

Mori is sexually aroused by anti posts.

>>24876430
Thats not even crazy

>>24876430
I can almost believe this

>>24868830
>Gura is fat and is scared her genmates would judge her for it irl

Gura is a borderline anorexic midget IRL brah, there are pics out there.

>>24868650
I really hope that Flare part isn't true :(

>>24876339
God I wish that were me.

>>24867362
I made a rrat here about mumei noticing my thread. Some retards actually believed it and started spamming hologeneral like schizos. I like to think I fueled the mumei hate that week on this board

My favorite rrat is the one where Miko and Oga are VERRRY close with each other. I won't say more because it gets into past life shit but if ya know, ya know.

I'm the owl's ex.

>>24867362
In reference to >>2487564:
Yakuza collapses, she's taken hostage during internal struggles during which time [DATA EXPUNGED] happens to her. She is recovered after a 2 week period, that would be an unannounced break on her channel with 5th gen covering for her. When she comes back she is mentally broken and lashes out at chat, breaks down on stream, privately contacts gachikoi, snags her favourites, the rejected bring everything to light (they are soon disposed of, but the damage is done), she's promptly graduated. Yakuza then graduates the whole of Hololive

>>24876430
This

>>24876557
They're hoping she's /here/ to make her even skinnier

>>24877606
Even more close than Maimoto and Miko the whore, or even pic related?

- Modern Hololive is an lesbian girl elite matchmaking service so new girls have to be hot irl for bigger chance of the girls falling for each other.
- One of the most important recruitment criteria for Hololive is being societal outcast and unfit for normal job in order to preserve codependency to Cover and give them more power to dictate what the girls have to do.

>>24878993
>elite

>>24882946
>Hololive is just Miko auditioning potential wives

>>24882946

Finana is Orcschizi and Pomu hasn't found out, yet...