/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2499880

Get your fresh shark juice!

>>2499880
Big Shark

>>2499950

>>2499950

>>2499880
>have to wait at least one more day until the next gura stream
U'm noy gonna make it...

Realistically what's stopping us from posting prime cunny as long as the meidos aren't alerted?

>>2499950
>>2499950
>>2499950
>>2499950

>>2500088
nuooooooohhhthing

>>2500088
Absolutely nothing

>>2500088
Don't make sharkmeido choose between his love and his duty. Just catbox it.

shiiii~~~~

>>2500152

>>2500088
This is a blue board sir.

>>2500152
>>2500180
>>2500213

>>2500214
And Gura's blue. Your point?

>>2499975

>>2499975
BEEG

>>2500088
>cunny
dats a benis

"ALL OVER THE GLASS"

All me btw

HOLY COW THANKS FOR ALL THE SOUNDPOSTS FELLOW CHUMBUDS!

Pretty comfy thread we got here.

How many times do you think Ame has built up the courage to confess her feelings to Gura, only to pussy out at the last moment?

>>2500937

>>2501111
By the law of numbers I am contractually obligated to believe this rrat

>>2501111
try the other way around

>>2502899
Gura hasn't done a LAN party with her yet.

>>2499975

>>2504342
Are chumbuds also a vorefag?

>>2504469
>character design is least sexual out of EN
>fanbase consists of footfags, pedophiles, vorefags and other degenerates

Sucks to be Gura.

>>2505217
This.

>>2505217
am i the only normal chumbud?

>>2505802
No, this is an extremely degenerate sample here. I would say her community mostly consists of people who like cute things and enjoy her singing. Of course this is going to attract bad actors. I mean, look at My Little Pony. A fucking kids show for little girls attracted an entire underground culture of adult men who jack off to the cartoon horses. It's so absurd it sounds made up, but here we are, sharing images of Gura's smelly fish hole.

>>2506018
I WANNA FUCK THAT SHARK

>>2506675
hahahaha proof of concept :3 based and cunny pilled

>>2505217
I see why she has depression now.

>>2505217
Nah, it only sucks for prudes and vetiis. But Gura herself has proven time and again she's a closed horny. More subtly so than other holos, but it's still noticeably there.

>>2506018
i want to bury my face in gura's smelly fish hole

>>2507508

>>2505217
Look at the art she retweets and tell me how sad you think she is about it.

>>2504469

>>2500151

>>2507782

>>2505217
>>least sexual
>canonically streams naked and goes commando
>nopan
Cringe reddit post

>>2507866
oh man it looks so incriminating when you put them all together like that

I WANT TO FUCK GURA. I WANT TO TAKE THAT 5 FOOT AUTISTIC DUMBASS AND STIR HER INSIDES UNTIL YOU CAN MAKE A CAKE OUT OF HER GUTS. I WANT TO PICK HER UP AND SPIN HER ON MY COCK LIKE A PROPELLER IN THE GULF STREAM. I WANT TO DROWN HER WOMB IN MY CUM UNTIL IT MAKES THE 2011 TSUNAMI LOOK LIKE LIGHT RAIN. I WANT TO SEE THAT SHES SUCCESSFULL IN ALL HER ENDEAVOURS AND SAFEGUARD HER PASSAGE INTO OLD AGE AFTER WE HAVE 5 BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN. I WANT TO STAB HER HOLES LIKE THE PLANES STABBED THE TWIN TOWERS THEN BLAST HER IN CUM LIKE WE BLASTED BAGHDAD.

>>2507866
>streams naked
She wears undershirt that is clearly visible on her design and Nacho mama said she doesn't wear nothing, so some sort of panties are present.
If you mean her roommate, she just took off her sweater a couple if times, no need to exaggerate.
But yeah, Gura does sleep pantsless, according to herself.

>>2508390
Why the crying emoji? Are you gonna cry while doing all those things?

>>2508454
Should I tell him?

>>2508390
kek'd. based coomer pillaging that shaaaark cunny

>>2505217
gura mentions feet every single stream

i sleep naked too

>>2508480
>>2508454
open wide baby mmm here comes the spoon

A single mention of BRAT in chat and Gura fucking dives on it. I love her.

>>2508585
I know about the meme, I just imagined anon doing all that while sobbing uncontrollably and it was funny.

>>2508613
>single
Chat spams that shit all the time.

>>2508663
They started saying it after she mentioned it this time.

>>2508390
Just be sure, you don't have a stroke while you're at it, coomer-chaama.

>>2501001
>>2501027

How are you supposed to play these? Is there a plugin I'm missing.

>>2505217
If anything she probably laugh a lot at how much retarded and frustrated most of her fans are by just making mild innuendos. There's also little to no difference with peoples from here which is pretty sad.

>>2508992
Should I tell him?

Chumbuds...
I tried to do my smile reps this morning in the mirror, and it's been so long since I've really smiled that I couldn't even smile anymore.
Not a single one.
No matter how much effort I put in, I could only manage to bring the corners of my mouth to a neutral position from the perpetual frown I've worn for years.
I... I don't think I'm gonna make it, chums.

I miss you Gura, hope you have a nice rest...

>>2509307
The muscles under your eyes and cheeks. Involve them too.

>>2509307
don't worry about it too much. fake smiling never helped anyone.

>>2505217

Hello, fellow cherds!

>>2509602
are you telling me those articles about smiling releasing brain chemicals were wrong? I can't believe this.

>>2509694
sure, but it's a fleeting and unreliable effect with no demonstrated impact on your general mood.

>>2509720
>a fleeting and unreliable effect
I'll take those odds.

>>2508390
the coom is strong in this one

>>2509161
I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to have an intercourse with someone you love, it's only natural. And I'm glad Gura is not such a prude herself with those innuendos.

THE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>>2499880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vNkK80CXPA

>>2510188
You just know.

>>2509720
>sure, but it's a fleeting and unreliable effect with no demonstrated impact on your general mood.
So, just like everything else then?

>>2510188
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbPHixHu0DI&list=WL&index=10&ab_channel=Rick%27sDiveSchool

>>2510039
The problem never was her to begin with, it's mostly manchildren that makes the majority of the peoples watching her, when they can't even handle asmr whitout spamming in chat like virgins it's pretty laughable.

What does gura think of other sharks?

Her going "ooooh youtube mixed up the superchats looks like I can't read them" immediately after the ASMR followed by never mentioning them again was pretty funny.

>>2510423
Have you ever seen Haato chat when she streams ASMR?
>No Nut November
>Hold, men, hooooooooooold!
>Licking emote spam
It's just as bad. Can't vouch for the rest of them though because chat is moonrunes.

>>2510662
i do not approve of this behavior

Gura was playing along with her chat the entire asmr. She knows what her chat is like and encourages it.

>>2510484
>won't learn shark facts
hates them

>>2510725
Oh i left once i saw the asmr, fuck that shit

>>2510662
I didn't but that's not making me feel better, but it's even more annoying with Gura because literally anything she does is meet with thoses kind of comment, why bother typing in chat if they have nothing to say? just spam emotes that's pretty much the same.

been listening to the sound posts all morning, they always make for a comfy thread

>>2510912
I've had them play in the background all day, it really helps classes go by smoother.

>>2510662
I'm not fluent but from what I've seen the Nips are nowhere near as bad, most of it is just "aaaaa" "ooooo" "feels good~" "mama~" or simply thanking the streamer. Of course some make it sexual but they get drowned usually unlike the English comments which are 95% cringy innuendos and shit. Worst part is they are starting to invade the other JP ASMR streams too with their braindead "say ara ara XD" and "yabai" spam, even outside of Hololive

>>2510725
I agree with you but when it's the same shit spammed for 1 hours there's not much you can do with it, i'm really surprised at how much they like doing the same jokes, saying the same thing over and over when she's always doing the opposite.

>>2499880
>>2507546
any more art like this?

Prediction for this week schedule
>MHR
>Super Metroid
>Member only unarchived karaoke + chat
>Resident Evil (hopefully 7)
>Collab MHR with Ina, Aki and Fubuki
>RDR2

>>2511327
>MHR
>Metroid
>Public karaoke
>Member cooking stream
>Crypt of the Necrodancer
>Collab
>RDR2
She will stream twice a day TWO TIMES this week.

>>2510906
You seem to be under wrong assumption though, that cunnyseurs are automatically emote spammers and vice versa. Even on this site, many UOH posters admit to being ironic, and there's also prudes shockpostig emotes "this totally a child shark can't be this lewd"
Also rather hard to use chat with one hand on your dick.

>>2511674
You can spam emotes with one hand, actually. I stuck mostly to GuraLove during that stream.

>>2511206
There's unfortunately not a lot of serious Gura art. I mean cute stuff is fine to, but I'm glad some artists are willing to change it up once in a while.

I know most folks here hate HERposts, but really, for the few HERfags here, with each new Gura stream, how much does it recontextualize HER and Gura in general for you? Like really, with the superchats after the resident evil 2 finale, knowing that she was the exact same wagie hating spaghetti spilling discord grooming social autist who made those old videos has made them way more enjoyable. For me, she doesn't just keep getting better, everything she made keeps getting better.

>>2512674
>wagie hating
Stop distorting her words, you're going to hurt the wagies' feelings

>>2512674
>one comment about one guy that got her feeling awkward a0bd self conscious = she must hate wagies
>HERfag
Yeah, I'm thinking this is bait.

>>2512674
I always liked the meme songs and wish she'd do more of them as Gura. What I've seen of HER streams is just Gura but worse.

>>2512674

>Discord Grooming

The fuck?

>>2512809
I was using meme vocabulary for that post but even a fellow autist like me wouldn't completely misinterpret the soullessness of a retail worker as someone teasing her for being too old to be drinking juice boxes, though the fact she actually thought that and had to rant about it is what makes her cute and really entertaining to watch.

>>2512916
Truth: Her dating advice turned into chatting up girls on discord.
Rrat: She grooms Ame every day.

i love this picture

>>2512967
天才です

>>2512870
Me too, but I just wish cover would actually help her find a professional to help make music for her already so that she could start doing originals...

Though yeah, Gura streams are much better than HER strsams, from the fact she seems to have a better sense of responsibility and thus care for her work. Also I geniunly believe she was really depressed and an alcoholic back then and that she's feeling better now as Gura. Not sure why that view seems to be a rrat in global.
>>2512916
Watch the superchats mentions at the end of her last RE2 stream. Gura doesn't have the best dating advice...

>>2512956
I mean, the audacity of a cashier to judge what you buy. It's not so much "FUCK WAGIES", but it's none of their business.

>>2511674
>Even on this site, many UOH posters admit to being ironic
There was a poal once where it was like 50/50. Not exactly hard data, but clearly a lot of people are just funposting

>>2513111
>Not sure why that view seems to be a rrat in global.
negative ideas towards somebody's oshi isnt allowed in reddit 2.0

>>2512958
She's definitely just basing some of her advice off her experience, which I'm assuming is pretty limited after last stream. I get that discord gets shit on in these threads, and rightfully so there are some really shit communities, but I can't really imagine there are many other ways to meet a girl like Gura than to try things online first. Hard to go out and meet someone that doesn't really go out and socialize in the first place.

>>2513178
I love when cashiers do that. I will never forget the time this one grandma said "At least that's real food" under her breath while ringing me up, I was laughing the entire way home.

>>2512674
There is a post regarding /co/ material made by some autist (regarding souls and vessels in the context of cartoon characters), and it sums up how I feel about most hololive Vtubers, but I can't find it for the life of me. But don't think about it so much as Gura letting HER out, think of it as Gura maturing and becoming comfortable in her role.

>>2513111
>I just wish cover would actually help her find a professional to help make music
god, no. anything but that. i don't care how long i have to wait as long as it isn't THAT.

>>2513307
I think she genuinely wanted a change. She's made comments about things in the past she cringes at, so I'm assuming it means she wanted to change things and the opportunity to be Gura allowed for that change.

>>2513337
They're going to be worse than the Matsuri collab and you'll feel like you're in a bizarro world when everyone praises them endlessly. That's the future you need to accept.

>>2513447
oh, i already have. at least if it takes a long time, though, i can live longer without hearing more of them.

>>2513178
But... That's the thing though. Like, I'm not American but I know that their social culture is more verbal so expecting any reaction from an eccentric girl's body language is funny anon. Wagie's during work hours barely have a human inside them to even react to what is just some awkward mute who's just standing there.


>>2513268
Considering that she did have girl slumber parties and wasn't Ame tier social outcast... The fact her dating advice was that bad was kind of surprising.

>>2513225
The all-girl-above-16-have-fucked-faggotry that has replaced purityfaggotry in global's Zeitgeist has been annoying as well.

>>2512674
She is way more happy now than she ever been. The rest is irrelevant.

Good morning (afternoon)

>>2513111
She WAS genuinely depressed by her own admission, but not alcoholic.
The alcoholic rrat came from the meme videos, not her streams.
Unless you think Ina is an alcoholic too because she drank a beer on stream once.

>>2513537
ohaiyo

>>2513548
And even in those videos there's notes at the bottom of the descriptions saying shit like, "not actually drunk" that everyone seems to miss. It's called playing a character.

>>2513630
Wow I never even noticed that, but going back and checking its true.

The alcoholic rrat was always a bit much, she did drink even when streaming as HER but it never seemed to excess, just a normal amount.

Don't sexualise gura she doesn't like it

>>2513702
lol

>>2513702
If she really didn't want it she wouldn't have chosen such a sexy avatar

>>2513307
Well, being an old HERfag, I really just see her as the same person and don't really do the roommate separation others here do, as all I see is the same actor in a new role just performing better than before.

>>2513447
Other hololive original songs aren't that bad anon. That was a special case of people really not caring for the song. I just know that Gura can't and shouldn't expect to do everything by herself if she seriously wants to make music and she'll need all the help she could get. Knowing her each passing day Mori or some other holo releases an original and she has released a single one must feel like an ever increasing weight on her mind, even though in reality it's one she doesn't need to bear by herself.

>>2513630
Aren't alcoholics the exact kind of people who make a video about them being drunk than adding a description that they're "not actually drunk hahhahhhaahaha don't worry" though?

>>2513766
find me one hololive original song, that isn't by calliope mori, with vocal production that sounds like you want her to sound.

i'll wait.

>>2513804
Alcoholics are the kind of people to drink themselves into stupor instead of making meme videos.

How old does your account have to be to send a SC? Can you just do it on a fresh one?

>>2513804
If you actually think she's drunk in those videos, you've never been around a drunk girl

>>2513841
you can do it just as fast as you can fill out the payment information.

>>2513766
Gura has talked about caring about your own progress enough that I'd be very surprised if she gave a shit about the others having songs out already. Also she is working with people, she isn't an idiot.

>>2513818
https://youtu.be/Ud73fm4Uoq0
https://youtu.be/vQHVGXdcqEQ
https://youtu.be/IKKar5SS29E

>>2513880
i don't think we're ever going to agree on how to handle gura's vocals.

I know Gura is most likely having other people write the lyrics to her songs but man I want one with lyrics written by her

>>2513932
She seemed like she wanted to write some herself.

>>2513932
I mean we have seen what she writes and its pretty funny.

>>2513818
Ok fair enough whatever Mori made blows iout the rest production wise (probably because she could actually communicate with the people how she wants it to be) but seriously since EN is separate management hiring mixers and other essentials from the west to help make Gura's songs ain't that hard.

>>2513900
Ah wait I misunderstood what you meant
I thought you meant just good vocal production and now an example of what Gura should sound like. My mistake

>>2513932
Wasn't she asking Mori about tips on writing lyrics? I assume she wants to do it herself, at least for some of them.

>>2513900
Gura sounds best when she's doing Sinatra or city pop like songs and that also attracts the most western audience so anything of that vein would be superior to making her imitate idol j-pop songs.

>>2513872
She can reach out to other artists to help her make her music right? Her meme songs all used free pre-made tracks so I'm not sure if she even has the connections.

>>2513766
Just like every other person that streams on the internet Gura is putting on an act that shows her fans what she wants them to see, but I feel that the separation between Gura and her roommate is very little. Hololive was close to a fresh start that allowed her to go in a new direction, one that she preferred much more.

>>2513725
How is flat sexy?

>>2514170
i just hope she takes a lot of control, listens to her perfectionism, and takes as much time as she needs to. i literally don't care how long i have to wait.

>>2514245
Some people like it this way, anon. People have different preferences.

I care more about how long I have to wait for her next ASMR and/or cooking stream than I do about her songs.

>>2514245
I thought I was a big breasts lover but after months of only watching Gura and Ina consistently, I can say that flat breasts are actually really fucking hot.

>>2514245
You're in the wrong thread, buddy

>>2514195
I agree with this. I feel like the character has helped her open up as a person by dropping little bits and pieces of her real life past and seeing the positive reaction to those things. I feel that her moments of sweetness and sappiness is her true self shining through the character.

How realistic is itvthat someday she does a super lewd members only stream. That ASMR streams had some parts where she had to know she was being lewd.

>>2514456
very low chance of that due to youtube rules, phonefag

>>2514456
Never happening. That's good, the innuendo is hotter.

>>2514456
I feel like it's inevitable thanks to that last ASMR. However, she's been known to give her all to something and then be creeped out by the reaction and either tones it down or drops it altogether (RFA)

>>2514477
Why? You have to be 18 to join any membership and those videos aren't seen by anyone other than members anyway.

>>2514456
Gura JOI ASMR when

>>2514534
my answer to your question was complete. any remaining confusion is on your end.

>>2514477
Marine masturbated on a livestream, i don't think you can get lewder than that.

>>2514551
Gura tries to be as annoying as possible while giving JOI
https://youtu.be/qDHmQP7kmvE?t=7133

>>2514880
god she is hilarious sometimes

>>2513702
>>2514245
Spotted the retard
You have to go back

Just heard someone listening to hallelujah, now I have to back and listen to Gura sing it again.

>>2515377
Back where?

>>2514880
Even when Gura tries to be annoying she is cute.

oh yeaaah, what happened to the avocado?

>>2516303
It grew and flourished

>>2516244
Remember to tell her she's cute to make it less likely she sees the single person in chat saying she's annoying. She's so used to thinking of herself as annoying that the person who confirms that gets way more weight than they deserve.

>>2514577
is this true?

>>2516353
Yes, and Towa also took a break on stream once for a quickie.

>>2516337
I will always take an excuse to give Gura love and affirmation.

Gura has already finished recording her original song, but they'll wait to release it on her birthday in June, along with a load of merch.

>>2517011
can't wait to buy all the merch then keep it locked away in my closet to hide my power level

>>2513932
She can write the lyrics and get them check by a pro.

>>2517011
Gura has already finished recording several meme songs, but is going to wait to release them until after her first real song is released.
https://youtu.be/pc9ptF7A5ec?t=1904

>>2516633
And Pekora slapped Aqua in front of Yagoo.

>>2516863
>no tail

>>2517643
And somehow you missed the teeth?

>>2514245
neuron activation
simple as

>>2508405
>she just took off her sweater a couple if times, no need to exaggerate
Anon, considering where her roommate lives it wasn't a sweater...

>>2518381
You've never worn a jacket inside even when it's warm out? Also fuck off with the doxxbait.

>>2518381
House can be cooler than outside if she has the AC blasting all the time and good insulation. Its not uncommon

>>2504342
BEEG

I got the new badge today but can't show it off because Gura's not streaming

>>2518641
Tomorrow, buddy

>>2518641
congratulations chumbuddy!

>>2518641
Congrats, my only regret was I joined a little late because I didn't member Gura on her campfire karaoke stream and just waited for the mega. Biggest mistake of my life.

Joining late won't matter in the long run. No worries.

>>2518454
>Also fuck off with the doxxbait.
It comes from her stream, though.

when i saw membership was open, it caught me by surprise because i thought she would procrastinate for at least a few more days, and i didn't consider either of my two youtube accounts appropriate to use for it. i thought about dealing with it later, but after about 10 minutes i figured i'd regret it if i wasn't in the chat log of the outlast stream joining. so i signed up for a new google account as fast as i could and i'm really glad i did.

>>2518910
which one of them is the one that forgot to pay the minecraft bill?

how would gura react to being lost in the woods as the sun was starting to go down and she doesn't have her phone because a kestrel took it

>>2519687
I would save her before nightfall

>>2519687
why did a kestrel take her phone? are they big enough for that?

>>2519687
She would start crying really hard to the point that she starts doing that hiccup crying with snot going everywhere.

>>2519687

How would Gura react to meeting (You)?

>>2519687
Superchat her to ask if she's ever been lost. That will probably get a nice story out of her.

>>2519788
she was looking at pictures of worms on her phone

>>2519687
STOP MAKING ME THINK ABOUT GURA BEING SAD AND DISTRESSED

>>2519943
no read this guy's post >>2519791

>>2520009
ok that is cute but i still don't like it

You're now thinking about Gura defending asking chat for tech support with audible distress in her voice.

Has Gura ever sung Ai yo Kienaide? That's the first opening to City Hunter. I don't think she has, but I can always have missed something like a dumbass.

Been wondering since I stumbled upon a really good cover of it. It's a very City-Poppy song, so I think she might actually really like it.

>>2519824
She'd probably avoid me.

>>2519824
She would fall in love and we would get married and have cute little shark babies

>>2516353
She did some stream where she was supposedly doing hip thrust on her chair, i don't what kind of exercise she was really doing but it sure sounded more like an orgasm and less like hip thrusts.

>>2520054
she didn't have anyone else to ask.

>>2519824

>>2519824
She would scream in horror like everyone else does

>>2519824
Gura reminds me of Girl I used to like, so if it went anything like that, It would end with her moving to California and me being left alone, and her never knowing how i really felt about her. She deserved better anyway.

I wanted to say here, I never really cared for Gura much, honestly I thought she was vastly overvalued but I've been watching her streams and I she's quite enjoyable. I've been looking forward to her RDR2 streams.

Sorry for doubting her chumbuds.

>>2520914
If she deserved better then why did she end up in Cali?

>>2520941
You honestly don't get a good idea of what she's like from clips and even from her fans. She has an interesting personality and good comedic sense, which is hard to express in short descriptions.

>>2520984
Lmfao, good point anon.

>>2521122
it really is true. her personality on stream varies through such a wide range, and you just have to watch her for hours and hours over several weeks to really appreciate it. it's kind of sad how simplistic a lot of clips and memes and even fan art make her seem when there's so much depth to her.

Here's some of my playlists I want her to sing:

Tabi no Tochuu acoustic (Spice and Wolf OP)
Duvet (Lain OP)
Pizzicato Five - Sweet Soul Revue
Aiobahn - 過ぎゆく日と君へ
White Album (White Album 2) piano is better, but school festival ver is fine too
Memories of You (Persona 3)
Reol - No title
Rainbow (ARIA ED)
Ichiban no Takaramono Final Ver. (Angel Beats)

>>2521192
that describes every holo though. possibly people in general

>>2521122
Completely agree. What makes her so enjoyable and addictive is something that's really hard to explain if someone asks. It's one of those things you end up saying, "Just watch her streams for a week and you'll know why."

>>2521271
i mean, i'm not saying that's something about her that's unusual compared to others. it just matters a lot more to me with her.

It's not over for RDR2 is it? She was starting to get into it proper with the latest session.

>>2521226

>Gura singing Memories of You

>>2521340
nah, she's going to fix it. she didn't spend all those weeks salivating over her big beef and thinking about running RDR2 with the settings maxed out just to give up on it after one crash.

>>2521340
Hopefully she tried updating her drivers, and for good measure verifying the game files. If it's not a basic fix I have a feeling we wont be seeing any more of the game, which would be a shame because I was enjoying it and she seemed excited to play the last time she did.

I call Gura cute all the time but I couldn't define what I mean without pointing at her

>>2521420

It's simple. It's an all-encompassing cuteness. An existence whose cuteness is more than the sum of their parts...!

>>2519824
Smiled

how would gura react to being arrested for a crime she didn't commit

>>2521752
She's not black so she'd probably be fine

>>2521752
https://files.catbox.moe/dpm0ue.mp4

Tell Gura to stop ghosting her genmate's messages for a week
t. Ina

>>2521794
tell ina to send her a reminder message instead of just waiting.

>>2521752
confused and scared probably.
i'm sure she could get her hands on a good lawyer though so she'd have nothing to worry about.

>>2521752
Sharks can't be held to the same standards as people.

>>2521804
also gura in the off chance you're in this thread and you just so happen to get arrested never talk to the cops without a lawyer present even if you're innocent. they can't help you and can only testify against you.

>>2514880
"oh boy i wonder what this clip is gonna be"
>members only

>>2522167
Buy it

>>2522167
Literally a burger set. Buy membership. With Gura it is worth it.

how would gura react to someone not buying a membership

>>2522181
>>2522204
Im trying really hard to walk away from vtubers cuz its not healthy for me. It's gotten to the point where I only come here for my vtuber fix, i dont even watch them anymore :/

>>2522239
she will say it's okay not to spend money on her, and then proceeds to talk about all the cool stuff she did with her members like every stream

>>2522285
Then coming to this board isn't particularly productive

>>2522285
And yet you're in this thread? Get out.

>>2522346
bruh what do you think ive been trying to do lol

>>2522306
No ones forcing you to join in on all the fun :^)

>>2522167
https://nyaa.si/?f=0&c=0_0&q=gura
:^)

>>2522428
yoooooooooo thanks senpai

>>2514577
Link?

>>2521908
good advice. also, don't forget that you must explicitly invoke your right to remain silent else any statements you make will be considered made under a voluntary waiver of your miranda rights (see Berghuis v. Thompkins, 560 U.S. 370 (2010))

>>2522465
Anons were being a little too smug

>>2522306
The best part is she isn't doing it on purpose. She really is desperate for conversation topics.

>>2522599
i want to do a fun activity with gooper just so she'll have a story to tell on stream

>>2522599
Yeah, she has stated multiple times that she thinks her life is mundane

Covid being a thing also isn't helping out

She'll have something to talk about if people yell at her on twitter until she's forced to explain why she's bad at replying to messages again.

>>2522699
maybe she just doesn't want to talk to you

>>2522699
yelling at her is probably the best way to make her even more uncommunicative. if twitter is a source of anxiety, then you'll just be teaching her to stay away from it.

>>2522627
I want to go snorkeling with Gura! Or scuba diving!

>>2522741
>>2522763
Ina has apparently already tried not yelling at her and look where that got her. I am not actually yelling at Gura.

>>2522555
How?

>>2522797
If someone isn't communicating well over text then pressuring them isn't gonna help at all. If the rest of Gura's genmates were actually truly concerned about a lack of responses then the best bet would be to have one of them or their manager talk over voice and to try and work out what's happening. I don't think her genmates are that worried about it though, because most of them seem socially anxious as well.

>>2522797
I'm going to assume you're talking about something from Ina's stream or something. But Gura has mentioned that sometimes she reads a message, gets distracted, and then thinks she replied to it. So this anon is right >>2521800. I do the same thing so I get it. And if you forget for a bit and then remember, then the anxiety kicks in because you don't want to reply super late.

>>2521226
So why no songs in English?
Sure this is the right vtuber for you?

>>2523128
Most of Gura's favorite music is japanese too though

>>2502899
Ame already knows how Gura feels about her, so that doesn't really work.

>>2523128
Gura loves singing in Japanese so much that she sings English songs in it.

>>2521226
>Sweet Soul Revue

Putang ina mo

>>2523173
>>2523181
Yes and she also loves singing English too
Is that a problem?

>>2523282
Yes, because I never know the songs.

>>2523227
Hey, don't expose me now. I was born in the 90s and wasn't referring to the TV ad.

>>2523128
My western music is so basic. You don't want me to recommend radio shit.

>>2523282
No but its stupid to say she isn't the right vtuber for someone who likes japanese songs..

>>2523300
You need to listen to more music

>>2523341
I'll listen to it when Gura covers it and not before.

https://youtu.be/ChVf67Gcz34?t=11747
Gura does not like feet

https://youtu.be/pc9ptF7A5ec?t=4137

>>2523357
She loves them.

>>2523310
I KNEW IT

I FUCKING KNEW IT

NO ONE FUCKING KNOWS SWEET SOUL REVUE UNLESS YOU'RE A FILIPINO 90's KID

>>2523357
gud

>>2523357
every thread until they learn

>>2523505
facesitting and ASMR are the only things on that list i like

>>2523357
based

>>2523505
Sounds about right.

does anyone know where i can get a copy of the backing track gura uses for "ride on time"? i never managed to find it on youtube.

>>2523502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHKMwue-jUE

Here's more 90s throwback.

>>2523357
The chick who plays Gura actually does like feet.

>>2524019
No, stop, we don't need to loop this conversation again.

Fellas, I come to you with an important debate.

What do you think Gura would find more pleasing to look at in general: full beards, or clean-shaven?

>>2524078
You gotta watch her RDR2 streams to find out.

>>2524044
Don't get me wrong, I understand why Gura tells her audience that she doesn't like them. That's fair, there are a lot of creeps online. It's just that I happen to know she loves feet irl.

>>2524194
We know. She won't stop talking about them.

>>2524078
Like OMG it's all about YOUR look darling
https://www.gq.com/gallery/how-facial-hair-changes-your-look

Is this song in Gura’s Range? I’d love to hear her cover it.
https://youtu.be/ZOa-VO2_SLg

>>2524194
tell us more

>>2524019
True. She’s simultaneously into it, and uncomfortable with it.

>>2524078
Gura likes people who smile and have confidence

>>2524281
She used to post on this site back before she was Gura. That's all I will say.

>>2524369
no she didn't, she was using reddit and ifunny.co

haha check out my knowledge of Gura's past that I may or may not be making up

>>2522285
This anon just joined Gura's Shark-side membership and has a couple of akasupas ready for her next stream.
Congratulations!

>>2524397
Gura’s personality and humor seems way more 4chan adjacent, especially making fun of game journos and their gaming handicaps.

>>2524397
I see no reason to disbelieve that Gura likes /d/.

>>2524078
Bearded Feet

>>2524499
Maybe she does browse 4chan, or has before, it wouldn't suprise me. Those posts are written as obvious as fuck bait nearing towards roommate talk. Here's your ((you)) if that was your post, if not don't reply so the conversation will die.

HERfags are the absolute worst.

Just remember: Gura cute!

>>2524641
SHE'S IN
SHE'S IN
SHE'S IN
GOOOOOOD MORNING /v/

what if gura was real

>>2525026
Hololive would be a secret organization dedicated to studying abnormal beings while simultaneously priming the public for their reveal through streaming.

>>2523505
>facesitting
>bondage
>asmr
YES GURA

>>2525026
She would die bleeding from the mouth since she has no bottom teeth.

what if gura was fake

>>2524502
Well there are at least two fetishes I suspect she’s hinted at, one being feet and the other...

>>2525240

what if gura

>>2525267
She's into tickling. I'd stake my Sharkcoin on it. I'm gonna strike it rich getting in early.

>>2525349
what about gigus

>>2525349

>>2525377
That may be spot on. Adding that to the list.

>>2525267
i think she likes stinky too

gura

>>2525377
You got any proof, or just wild speculation?

>>2525349

had a GUN?

>>2525414
Oh Yeah, She has kind of hinted at that! Not sure if she was serious about that, but maybe.

>>2525418
agreed

>>2525418
cute

>>2524384
Ifunny shit is fake.

>>2525617
i like goober's blue nails

I wanna know what love is

>>2525664
Love is gura

>>2525664
I know you can show me

>>2525430
You're expecting proof for any of this? The ambiguity is what makes it fun.
https://youtu.be/PIILDSUo3CM?t=26

>>2525754
she hesitates before saying "pee your pants"

>>2525754
>She'd be on top
Well now I'm disappointed.

imagine talking to gura not just chat. I reckon one she gets used to you, you can insult her then she insult you back and both can laught it out.

>>2525789
I don't want to lewd Gura now

>>2525169
Giraffes only have bottom teeth and they seem to survive just fine.

>>2525789
You're describing her and Ame's relationship.

>>2525812
is that true

>>2525812
Well, I don't know anything about giraffe teeth, but if they were like shark teeth they'd die AND be fucking terrifying.

The PC fan ASMR.

>>2525699
what the fuck is wrong with that leg

>[mouse click] [mouse click] Hi, everyone. Can you hear me? Hello hello. Oi huhaha. How about over here? Can you hear me over here? Hello? [gasp] Shark on your right side. Same [en: shark] on your left side, hii. [gasp] You can hear me. Hi. Are you ready for today? Today I'd like to treat you to something nice. Something relaxing. Just the two of us. You and me. I want you to relax, turn off your lights, put in those headphones, and close your eyes. I want you to let me take care of you today. Today I'm going to massage your ears a bit, clean them a bit, and talk to you about my day if that's alright. Is that alright? Huhahaha. Okay. Let's start.
>[rubbing sounds throughout] First I want to clean your ears with a very soft towel. Gently. Are you ready? "Yes, chef" I see. Just gently stimulating your ears, preparing them. And now the other side ooh, do you feel that [gasp]? Are you in bed today? Have you had a stressful day today? I want you to know that, for this next stream, you're allowed to relax and let all your worries melt away.
>Okay. Now we're going to start my favorite part [inhaling] [jar lid opening]. Ooh, nice. Very, very nice, you hear this? [rubbing lotion on hands] Mmm? Mmm [rubbing lotion continues]. Can you hear this? Can you feel this? Can you feel? Are you ready for this? Close your eyes. Let all your worries melt away. For, right now in this moment, it's just you and me, and the calm serenity around us. Sshhh. [extended sound of rubbing ears] [rubbing lotion] [rubbing ears continues]. Mmm? Mmm? Can you feel it, friend? Mmm? Oh, you have some—in your ear. Hold on one second heheh. Let me clean that for you. [rubbing ears] And on this side. Hello~! Nice and gentle. Hi! Okay. You ready? [inhaling] [rubbing ears continues].
>Hmmhuhaha. I hope you don't mind me so close in your ears today. [rubbing lotion on hands]. You don't mind, do you? How else am I supposed to massage your ears like that, hmm? What did you say? You want me closer? You want me even closer? [blowing] [licking and nibbling ear] Hah. Like that? [licking and nibbling ear].Huhahaha. [rubbing ears] Hmmhuhaha. Stop squirming~! If you squirm too much, I can't reach you. Relax. [extended sound of rubbing ears] You smell good today. Or maybe it's my hands hmmhahaha. [rubbing ears] Heheh. Hi. I'm in your ear now [blowing] Sorry! Huha. Sorry. [rubbing ears] [rubbing lotion on hands] [rubbing ears]
>I want to say thank you for having so much patience. Thank you for waiting for me. Thank you. [licking and nibbling ear] [clicking teeth] [licking and nibbling ear] [clicking teeth] Oi! [clicking teeth] [popping lips] [rubbing ears] I think I need to clean your ears again. Your skin is starving for moisture. It's soaking up all my moisturizer. Hold still. [rubbing ears] Mmm? Are you feeling relaxed? Are you relaxed? Maybe not? No? Are you getting there? You will be soon. Don't worry. Don't worry. Just relax. It's my job to take care of you today. [rubbing ears] And so far, I think you're doing very, very, very good. [rubbing ears] [automobile engine outside] [rubbing stops] Pardon the jet engine. [rubbing earscontinues]
>Can I try something a little—a little different? Tell me how you like this. [crisp rustling sound throughout] Is this okay for you? I just wanted to try it. Mm? Can you guess what this is? Don't worry. I don't want you to have to use your brain up too much huhahaha. Ooh, crunchy. It's my body loofah. Smells good huhaha. [crisp rustling continues]. Hmmhaha. "Yabe! Yabe!" [en: Oh no] I can hear you. Stop it! No more words. I'm going to massage your ears some more. [clicking teeth] And now you don't get a say. I've made the rules for today. You can say "yabe, yabe!" all you want. It's not going to stop me. [licking and nibbling ear] Huhaha. [rubbing lotion on hands] [lotion farting in hand] [thump] [rubbing lotion on hands] [inhaling] Hhmmmm. [extended sound of rubbing ears]
>You want me to lick the microphone? Is that what you want? [rubbing ears continues] I can do this for you instead. [clicking teeth] [licking and nibbling ear, rubbing ear] [clicking teeth] [popping lips] [licking and nibbling ear] Hehehah. Can you hear me when I do thi—[rubbing ear] Huhaha. So I can call you funny names when I do this? 'Cause you can't hear me, right? Huhahaha. I can call you a stin—[rubbing ears]—head, right? Heheheh. Hmm? And you wouldn't even be able to hear me huhaha. I like having this type of—hmm? What would you call this? "Moment"? [rubbing ears continues]

>>2526239
>[rubbing ears throughout] Gooruh is in full control. Huhahah. "Full control", is that what you said? When did you get so funny huha? Hmm? I thought I told you to relax and stop talking. Close your eyes~. [licking and nibbling ear] Hmm? Your ears are very chewy. [nibbling ear] Uh-huh. [licking and nibbling ear]. Mmmm~!Oishii ne. Oishii. [en: How delicious] [rubbing ears] Oishii. [rubbing ears] I have an extra crunchy treat for you [rubbing ears] if you'd like to hear it. Crunchy, crunchy in your ear [rubbing] oi. [rubbing continues] Let me dry your ears off again. Hold still. [rubbing ears]
>[humming] Should I sing you a song? A whisper song, while I clean your ears? [rubbing ears] It sounds like the ocean, you say? [rubbing throughout] [humming: melody of "Soon May the Wellerman Come"] Very nice. Now let me just get this little piece in here for you. [brushing ear] And then once over here. Yes. [brushing ear] Very nice [gasp]. Something crunchy for you. [rustling] Delicate, but crunchy. [rustling plastic wrapper] Wow. [rustling continues] Crunchy, isn't it? Aye. Big old crunch. Oi oi oi oi. Oi oi oi oi, gentle. [rustling continues] Very nice. [rubbing ears continues]
>Now I just want to rub your ears dry. A dry massage, if you will. [rubbing earsthroughout] Whenever you feel stressed, or like the world around you is too loud, I want you to come back to this, right here, and remember that you are kind, loved, and cared for. And whenever you need company, know that I'll be here for you. [rubbing ears continues] So long as I'm allowed to nibble on your ears huhaha. Do we have a deal? [clicking teeth] [popping lips] [rubbing ears continues] [gasp] [gentle blowing in ear] [inhaling] [gentle blowing in ear] [clicking teeth] Deal?
>[rubbing ears] Your ears are much, much softer now. Soft like shark skin. [gentle rustling] [gentle blowing in ear] [rubbing ears] [gentle blowing in ears] [rubbing ears continues] Mmm? Did you have a good day today? [rubbing lotion on hands] My day was a bit stressful, but the time I'm spending with you is making it all worth it. [rubbing lotion on hands] Much, much worth it. [rubbing lotion on hands] Mmm? [inhaling] Too much moisture. Too much, too much. [rubbing lotion on hands] [inhaling] [rubbing ears continues] Mmm? You want me to say what? "Ara ara?" Ara ara. Mmm? Ara ara. Why is that? Why "ara ara?" Not "oya oya", hmm?
>[rubbing ears throughout] Mmm? Ara ara. When the small shark becomes the big sister, ara~ hmm? Mmm? I can't hear your small "yabai" [en: dangerous]. "Yabai, yabai, yabai, Gura. Yabai!" Mmm? [inhaling] [exhaling] [rubbing ears continues] [gentle rattling] Yabai. Nyaa~ [en: meow] Nyaa~. Hmhuha. Nyaa~ nyaa~. What should I call you today? "Shrimp"? Mm? Does "shrimp" work for you today? Shrimp is delicious though. Delicious. Oishii. [inhaling] [licking and nibbling ear] [exhaling] [licking and nibbling ear] Mmm. Moist. Your ears are so moist. [licking and nibbling ear] Hehaha. Mmm. [inhaling] [exhaling] I feel relaxed. Very, very relaxed. Do you feel relaxed? [rubbing lotion on hands] Hmm? "Yes, Gura. Yes, chef. Yes." Mmm? [rubbing lotion on hands] [inhaling] [licking and nibbling ear] [moan] [licking and nibbling continues] [exhaling]
>[rubbing ears throughout] Mmm? Yes, I am eating your ear. A very observant one, aren't you? Hah. Let me dry your ears off one last time. One last time. [clicking teeth] Mmm~. I need to dry my mouth off first 'cause I've got moisture all over me [rubbing with towel] mm. [rubbing ears continues] You want me to sing to you again? [rubbing ears continues] Mmm, what shall I sing for you now? [Humming: melody of "Part of Your World", with occasional syllables and words from Japanese lyrics] [clicking teeth]
>Mmm? Lemme clean just a once more, once more in your—tiny ear holes. Make sure you're all clean when you get ready for bed today. [rubbing ears] Nice and clean, just like you deserve it. [rubbing ears] [towel slips] Whoop! Huha. Gomenasai [en: sorry] hmmhaha. And then once in here. Mmm. [rubbing ears] Mmm? [rubbing ears]
>For—the last thing I'd like to do today, I'd like to see if you can hear my heart. Would that be alright with you? Hmm? [nibbling ear, mouth popping] Sorry! Hmmhaha. Hmm? Would that be okay with you? A little heartbeat? Doki-doki [en: onomatopoeia for heartbeat] Okay. [rustling fabric] I—pardon me as I try and do this. [rustling fabric] Mmm. [rustling continues] Hmmhaha. It will be worth it in the end. Just close your eyes for the time being huha. I have to measure the trajectory. [rustling] Don't worry, I have this under control. [rustling] [rapid heartbeat] [wet peeling sound] Did you hear anything? Did you hear it? Hmmhaha. All you heard was the PC huha? [thump] Ah! Wait, I can fix this. [rustling]

>>2524019
Does she like male feet or girl feet?

>>2526251
>Watch this, guys. A little scuffed, but that's alright. [rustling] Wait, what side is your heart on? I had you on the wrong side. I'm such a dingdong. My god. [rapid heartbeat] You can hear the PC huha. [rapid heartbeat] Hmmhahaha. [loud, wet peeling sound] Sticky? I'm not sure how well that worked huhahaha. Was a little unusual. All you heard was the PC huhaha? Sorry about that. I'll get better next time. Next time I'll make sure you can hear my doki. Doki-doki. [rubbing ears]
>The PC fan ASMR. [ear rubbing] Hey! Huhaha. [ear rubbing throughout] I think it's time for me to go soon. But I really hope you enjoyed our time together. I know i did. You've been a wonderful, wonderful—wonderful pair of ears for me to massage. [ear rubbing continues] And I look forward to our next session. Mmm? [ear rubbing continues] I want you to sleep well today. Sleep well, and enjoy whatever it is you get to do now. Whether it's gaming, or sleems—sleeping. Or watching more streams. I hope this time you spent with me helped you rel—unwind just a little bit. [licking and nibbling ear] Mmm? Oyasumi [en: good night]. Oyasumi. Otsusame [en: Pun on "otsukare", a set phrase thanking the listener for a good job, and "same", "shark"]. Oyasumi. Oyasumi. Oyasumi. [gasp] [blowing kisses] Oyasumi. Bye bye. Bye bye. Bye bye. [mouse click] [mouse click]

>>2526239
>>2526251
https://files.catbox.moe/quupug.mp4

>>2526239
>>2526251
>>2526265
not very long did read

>>2526239
>>2526251
>>2526265
Holy shit how long have you been working on this It's a masterwork.

>>2526283
i think it took like 90 minutes

>>2526239
>>2526251
>>2526265
I kneel, transcript autist.

>>2526265
>[loud, wet peeling sound]

>>2524502
If thats the case then gura is me

>>2526256
She likes her feet. She wants people to compliment them, tho maybe not publicly.

>>2525349
Died

>>2526420
Gura may like /d/, but liking /d/ does not necessarily make you Gura.

i didn't recognize what /d/ was so i went over there and the very first thing in the catalog was "Feet Thread 108".

>>2526455
Then I will end this world

>>2526681
Lmfao. /d/ Cherry popped.

>>2526793
i mean, i normally look on exhentai. i just never thought to look for it on this site for some stupid reason.

wasnt gura supposed to stream today?

>>2526836
no

>>2526836
No? When did she say that?

>>2526836
No. This is day #2 of her standard 2 days off. The schedule will come tomorrow and she'll probably stream too.

>>2526873
in his head

>>2526873
thought i heard something about her seeing us on Tuesday (today) last stream, guess i misheard.

>>2526595
Well, its other shit too that she does that reminds me of myself

>>2526793
Meh, /d/ isnt that bad

>>2526428
... you got pics, i heard she posted pics with her socks

>>2526793
>minigirl thread
please Gura... I'm dying over here...

>>2526793
Could be worse; he could've seen "Futas Amuptees with cocks the size of their bodies" as his first /d/ thread.

>>2526990
The only pics she's shared have been of food

>>2527011
/d/ truly is a blessed place, and not welcoming to the uninitiated.

>>2527011
>>2527121
stop talking about me like i'm some sort of child! i have seen plenty of hentai before, i just never went to /d/. it doesn't really appeal to me though because it's a huge random jumble of mostly stuff that will take me out of the mood.

>>2524194
>>2524229
>>2524369
>>2526428
Footfag cope.