/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>208192
I want to impregnate a hag.

i dont care how old and beat up botan is, I still would

>>208192
How old is Botan? Does this mean she could have worked in places that give me my first waifus???

>>208192
I hope they organize an orgy for their young fans

>>209754
Only hag that's confirmed to like em young is Fubuki.

>>208192
Every new gen from now on should have a hag

>>213320
I mean, that's pretty much the case for every JP gen except 3rd gen.

>>208192
>>209650
>>209681
>>209712
>>209754
>>210142
>>213320
>>213476

>>213476
Rushia is a hag though

>>216781
Not when she was hired.

>>209650
sorry the pregnant holo thread got nuked

>>208192
i want koro-san to groom me...

>>209712
28 or older

Someday all Holos will become hags and I can only pray they will continue gracing us with their presence

Korone's sweaty gamer butt! On my face!

Why do faggot mods delete the age chart on this board? How can someone know if a holo is hag without knowing their age? There's no point of a hag thread without the hag chart.

>>213476
Gen 2 is very young, unless Subaru is a secret hag but I doubt that

>>217379
Oh! Old enough for life experiences I'm closer to her in age than other holos.

>>217941
add like a decade

>>217759
Simple: Do your archive reps.

>>210142
holy fuck friend no wonder she wants gura to be her wife

>>216781
Is Rushia seriously a hag? Lol
Where did you guys get that from

Mio-mama love

>>217759
Look for hag threads on the /jp/ archives.

>>219571
>he doesn't know

>>219571
rushia is 16 you sicos

Would you rather, a hag or a young fat?

>>217379
>>219571
>>219860
>They don't know
>They lack CRITICAL INFORMATION

another day alone...korosan...onegai...

>>210142
NO FBK
TODDLERCON IS NO GOOD

>>222780
Her last statement was her actually implying she couldn't do anything indecent with him because he was too young to make it work.

quick before i get silenced!

>>229377
I refuse to believe OkaKoro get along so well dispate the huge age difference

>>229606
Not necessarily saying the list is accurate, but it is entirely possible for an age gap like that to exist in a friendship. Korone seems to make up for it by being more childlike.

>>229639
It is extremely rare and improbable though. Even more so when you take into account they knew each other and were friends before hololive

>>229717
Fair enough, but rare and improbable is not impossible. It's clear they have strong chemistry. If Korone knew Okayu since the latter was 18, then that's still a bit of time to build up a relationship.

I'm leaning more towards the chart being wrong though. Might have been more believable if Korone wasn't HoloHag level.

>>229606
>>229717
Everyone that has done their NND reps knows it's true. Too bad you can't post proof on this board without getting banned. But the /jp/ archive holds all the evidence you need.

>some of them even older than me
wow.

>>229821
I'm afraid to do my lurking reps anon, feel like if I do the magic will be lost. But if I don't I'm OOL

>>229717

I've talked to be people a few years younger and it isn't a big deal. I think when you get into adulthood that stuff stops mattering so much because so many people are generally lonely.

>>229606
Korone likes 'em young

>>229978
A few years is completely normal, but you rarely see a friendship with a [SPOILER]17[/spoiler] year gap

>>229999
Quads of truth, fucking check em

>>230136
Jesus that spoiler tag I'm a fucking retard

>>229773
Anon, even without a chart anyone with a brain can tell that Korone is at least 30 just from her tastes in games, music and TV.

>Look at their ages and realize we're close in age
Oh, i'm getting old

>>229377
mfw calling Marine a grandma is fun but I'm actually older

>>230210
>people unironically think it's possible for younger individuals to appreciate older material
Literal boomer mindset. Have you missed the thousands if not millions of the "born in the wrong generation" crowd?

>>230408
I wouldn't put it past korone to buy some shit off ebay but she does actually physically own the really old consoles and games.

>>229377
>tfw people calling those girls old
>tfw older

>>230408
Anon, there's appreciating retro culture and then there's half your karaoke set being late 80s/early 90 songs

>>230782
I guess I'm suddenly over 30 now. Damn, time flies.

I like Marine

>>229377
This seems pretty sketchy, but it would actually warm my heart if Korone really is a few months older than me.

>>229377
makes me like less of a creep if this is true

>>230811
>>230793
>>230408
Hey retard. Do your fucking archive reps. Confirming korone's age is trivial if you know Japanese. Mio and Botan's too. But they can't be posted here.

>>230882
>dude just trust me
>uh i can't provide source
>you need to look it up yourself and learn japanese

ITT: zoomers having an existential crisis because they can fathom their favorite streamer being older than them and therefore not cool

>>230901
Yes, you actually need to look it up yourself because I'm not getting banned for your sake. Luckily doing so is trivial because all you have to do is fucking go to the /jp/ archives and type "HAG THREAD" in the search bar you fucking retard.

>>230981
I am not wasting my time chasing your bullshit that you can't even substantiate with the teeniest bit of evidence.

>>229377
>Haachama's around my age
Boutta get me some of that.

>>231041
Ok fine, be in denial.
>>230931
It's sad that they can't accept that they're lusting after older women. It's the entire point of the hag thread.

>>231041
She streamed with facecam like 10 years ago and looked to be in her mid 20’s

>>209650
Why is Mio so breedable?
Every time I see her I'm filled with the urge

>>230981
>hag thread on /jp/
>when non /vyt/ and /hlg/ vtuber threads have only been allowed for a month
People just keep reposting the same charts without knowing where the info actually comes from.

>>231122
Sauce or stfu

>>229377
I've seen watame's irl stuff and i dont believe shes that old.

i cant believe mio managed to still be 天然 after living for so long
i fucking love mio

>>231139
Remember, Asian women stop showing signs of aging from 25 until they hit their 50s

>>231138
I’m not getting banned because you’re too retarded to find it yourself. I’m like 90% sure it’s still on YouTube

>>231214
She striked the videos off already

>>229377
So when Marine said "17, second season" she meant 27 at the time, not 34, god I'm fucking dumb, but wow Korone's a whole-ass grown adult woman, infact basically all of them past Mel are.

>>231055
zoom zoomie

>>230351
Same. Why are we even here on this zoomer website?

>>229377
lol this shit is inconsistent as fuck. Miko's and Pekora's roommates were classmates but yet are born 2 years apart. Don't be gullible.

>>229717
>>229773

>>229606
It's possible. I play warhammer with a bunch of dudes in their 40s and I'm in my early 20s. Common interests help a lot

>>229377
>Haachama
>half flip half strayan
bullshit

>>232517
>schizobabbly "durr just trust me bro" info sheet says she's half-pinoy/half-strayan
Even though she's literally Japanese and all evidence points to the fact that the only connection she has to Aus is her Grandma who she lived with while she attended highschool there.

>>232266
Lol they are definitely retarded enough to fail a few grades especially since they didn’t go to university

>>232266
They weren't classmates

>>229377
>Haachama is a zoomer
I'm not surprised

>>229377
Haachama is almost exactly the same age as my younger sister.

>>229606
One of my best drinking buddies from a few years back was 68 years old. I was in my mid 20's at the time.

>>232517
>strayan
what

i'm older than all of the holos and i watch them without shame.

>>232517
The only thing true about that is that she's visited both PH and AUS. I'm just more surprised she's not too fluent with english speaking when she's that well traveled to english-speaking countries.

>>233597
Pretty easy to walk away from all that with minimal English skills if you're a shut-in otaku.

>>233396
This is cute but they could have at least made Korone a proper King Charles Spaniel

>>229377
Me an haachama have very close birthdays feels nice

>>233665

>>230859
>>229377
It's almost endearing to think of a mama like Korone being playful and cute while having a strong preference for /vr/ stuff. Coco being one of the older talents just makes her even hotter

Mio needs to play her Ukulele more
https://twitter.com/oshiruco_212048/status/1355867697460854784

Nothing confirmed from Botan?
She doesn't sound young like most of the Hololive JP members.

>>233697
Thanks anon, I love it.

>>233759
Pushing 40, easiest to confirm since she did a thousand gaming podcasts and they're all still up on NND.

>>233759
There's videos out there of Botan. She's at the very least in her mid 30's.

>>233814
So she is racing with Korone for second oldest member? I guess A-chan is the oldest with virtual avatar from Hololive crew.

>>233759
Looking 40, but some say she's as old as Coco. She's not a looker like the others, but she's still pretty wholesome.

>>233396
>>233697
Are there more?

>>233862
A-Chan? Thought she was the same age as Sora.

>>233862
No, she's outright the oldest member and she might as well be considered a public figure because all of her info is public from when she worked for an esports team.

>>233907
There probably is but I don't have any.

>>229377
>Coco is 32

>>234010
Coco was a stripper in Atlanta

>>233934
Listen closely her announcements.
If Mio and Botan sounds old and formal time to time, A-chan is few step ahead.

>>234035
I'd believe the narrative only because she has the moves and the hips.

>>229377
>Shion and Haato are younger than me
Never thought I'd feel old at 20, fuck.

>>229377
I approve of CakeTubers. I figure most of EN are in the mid-late 20s range?

Can we get back to the original purpose of this thread. Which is discussing how women acting way younger than they actually are and doing cutesy moeblob shit is the hottest thing known to man.

>>234246
Because they don't feel like they're condescending wine aunts and seem like a jolly good person to hang out with.

Her interests make me feel nostalgic for a Japan I've never been to.

>>233697
Why is Fubuki a Jew?

>>233759
Botan had a gaming career before this, she’s the oldest at 42

>>234630
Foxes are associated with judaism in Japan

>>234812

>Botan is old enough to be my mom

Feels great to be a zoomer!

>>234812
That's why she is so fun to watch. Her streams are so relaxing and fun.

>>235188
It helps that she's not completely clueless in videogames. Like, it helps differ her from the other girls who are surprised by almost everything. Botan playing L4D with 5th gen pretty much showed everyone's difference in power levels.

>>233665
Nothing about Korone actually looks like a King Charles Spaniel. They have long wavy fur.

>>232039
Which stream is this from
I need it

>>234893
wtf!! i hate fubuki now!'

https://suki-kira.com/people/vote/獅白ぼたん
love: 37.81%
hate: 62.19%
Japs have shit taste.
Most comments say she's terrible at collabs, try-hard in games and looks down on her sempais. Of course she looks down on them, she's old enough to be a mother for the most.

>>235884
Looking at kuzuha's stats I'm guessing that this website is used by the worst kind of autistic fujoshi's.

>>235884
Sounds like they suck at games and don't want la la lion to emasculate them further.

>>235884
Ah yes, the infamous Japanese shit taste.

>>235884
Mostly because her chat is full of non Japanese text.

>>236031
How can they even compete when slavs are laughing them out of the stream?

>>235884
you literally only visit that site if you want to downboat somebody

>>229377
>Same age as your oshi

>>235609
I agree with you, but Korone has stated herself that she is a King Charles Spaniel.

https://youtu.be/UfGPHqrHRCI?t=190

>>234161
Same here fuck

>>229377
Notice that hololive started with hiring basically teenagers and moved on to Hags. Sora even though she's "daisenpai" is one of the younger talents.

What's the cut-off age for being a hag, 25-30?

>thinking about 3d collabs
>its just some hags in mocap suits acting too cute for their age
lmfao

>>236345
Anything above 27 is a hag. Marine receives most of the needling about this because she's a border case, which heightens the comedy.

>>236345
30+ single female is considered "undesirable" in the East.

>>236328
Japan labor laws are quite strict when it comes to having contract with under 18 year olds. Parents need to give all kind of premissions to allow their kid to do anything.
Beside in Japan, if you end up having few part time jobs after graduation from schools, you most likely never get full time contract, which is why people on their mid and late 20's are easier to get into business.

>>232392
>korone? more like Koroomer

>>236388
I wonder how much this actually differs from our own standards. Western women are also extremely neurotic about age and it's downright hack for romantic comedies to feature women who've aged out of their early 20's and are worried if they're ever going to find a man.

>>236388
That's true no matter where you go, though.

>>236545
Some places have more prevalent milf cultures, but the whole preying on 20 year olds is standard everywhere.

>>236095
>But what if you don't have money
>Then either you are a Jew or Argentine
man I love russians

>>236574
>Some places
Such as?

>>236359
The haggiest are the cutest there too.

>>229377
knowing that my oshi will die before me makes me sad, fuck.

>>237385
Wed her now and enjoy the time you have.

>>236328
Hags are way more entertaining because they have more life experience. They’re funnier, have better banter, have interesting conversations ect

It’s to bad the people who don’t know Japanese think korone is just “silly doggo speak english bad” when she’s a grown adult who is very smart!

>>237546
She's a Tokyo U graduate after all

>>237546
I really need to do my reps.

>>229377
>be 28
I feel for the girls in mid 20's gonna drop a sub.

>>237385
Don't worry, if you're male you'll probably die sooner anyway.

>>229377
I’m a month older than Korone. Interesting.

>>229377
im closest so suisei my oshi, i am so happy

>>229377
in light of korone's age this clip is 1000x cuter
https://youtu.be/8yGezoHO5qo

>>232640
>>232517
She did say she lived with "relatives" while in Australia

>>236328
Sora is also one of the hags anon

>>229377
This says that Suisei is a quarter Russian but afaik that's supposed to be Rushia

>>229377
MILF KORONE
MILF KORONE

>>243531
I will make her a MILF!

>>229717
>mfw I see a small turtle house

>>243544
>korone retweeted this fanart

>>243950
People keep forgetting that Korone has a pervy side and often l retweets mild lewd fanart of herself.

And then there was that time she tweeted barely censored porn of herself.

>>229377
How is Korone such a boomer when her humor is the most zoomer of all holos?

>>234212
22-27 actually

>>244198
What the fuck is zoomer humor

>>236125
>>235884
I can easily believe that after checking out Sugita's page out of curiousity and he doesn't even crack 50%. He's close though which puts him above many others.

>>229377
>Coco is 32 and Korone is like 36
Absolutely fucking based.

>>229377
Reminder this chart is 1 or 2 years old now.

>>244145
her roommate is known to play eroge

>>245700
So what you're telling me is... they're even OLDER now?

>>244198
This is true, the japs aren’t very good at sarcastic type of humour but she’s definitely more western in that way. she actually likes a lot of western stuff

>>246286
I wonder how old Nene is. She seems like a young optimistic ball of energy, but then she's suddenly Wataoji 2.0

>>229377
So the "Gamers" generation is mostly women in their 30s?
This explains why Mio is so maternal

I wanna become the hags' off-stream boytoy!

>>208192
This hag brings me so much joy

>>231123
The bushy hair signifies vitality

>>246553
She's one of the youngest. She's a failed idol so she's basically a public figure too.

>>210142
Both Suisei and Marine have admitted to being attracted to underaged males.

>>247840
Marine's attracted to everything
Suisei insists she's only attracted to like 10-14 year old males.

>>247840
I want to get molested by a hag...it's not fair...where were all the sexual predators when I was a kid.

>>234246
I wonder how old Polka is, she has a more mature vibe to her, but not as much as most hags. I'd assume somwhere around 25-27?

>>248028
She's a hag too.

>>229377
I thought Shion was like 25 - 28 due to her hatred of Instagram, this just doesn't feel right.

>>229377
My oshi is the same age as me!

>>229606
>>229639
my best friend is 7 years younger than me, we get along on account of both of us being fucking retarded

>>236223
Me too, anon! How serendipitous

>>234058
She's a manager, it's part of her job to use PR-speak.

>>234426
Got the same feeling from playing Akiba's Trip recently. I wonder if I will ever get my shit together and actually make my pilgrimage to akihabara

>>247963
Maybe you were molested, but they were so careful about it that you didn't register it.

i bet senchou's pre-hag womb is delicious

Dang it took forever for the chart to disappear

>>252795
Why wouldn’t it be delicious now?

>>217379
more like 38 lmao
get those roommate reps in son

https://twitter.com/fuka_hire/status/1357348773727399936
Mr. Koro book was announced recently. Do you know how to buy from Melonbooks? Apparently I can't use Tenso because all shipping options are dead for my country.

>>233396
I'm older than all of the ENs and I watch them with a great deal of shame.

>>253403
Because of their age or because they are all tryhards?

>>217016
Like she did to okayu?

>>229377
bullshit there is no way rushia is that old

>>253098
Idk use zenmarket they ship from pretty much everyone.

>>253829
Why is it always rushiafaggots that are in denial the hardest. While people with other oshi's just go: "THIS JUST MAKES ME WANT TO IMPREGNATE THEM HARDER."

>>231122
That's all the fucking evidence? Seriously? Looks don't always match the age she could've been in her late 10s and that would mean she could be on her late 20s instead.
So this is all just dumb fucking speculation then, if you guys spend so much time obsessing over this shit and that's all the proof you got then that's just way too pathetic.

>>254126
She likes oldshit therefor she is old. Checkmate

I embrace my late 20 - 35 holos for I am almost 30

Why are you lot in denial? If you are that upset about a couple of unexpected years, you better not start digging. Might find "worse" things.

Also, I want to give her 2 more kids.

>>252829
im referring to her womb as pre-hag because she's just before the start line

>>253876
Nah man I'm not even a rushiafag, if anything I hate her constant whining and menhera shit which comes as inmature as fuck and something that tends to be more common with people around their early 20s. She just doesn't act, sound or looks that supposedly leaked age.
And I don't see them being older or younger as something that matters either, I just think that age is bullshit.

>>254150
So do I and I'm in my mid 20s fuck off

>>232517
>>232640
Haato talked about going to a Filipino school because her dad wanted to toughen her up

>>254126
> not knowing the Japanese dox wiki

>>253700
Yes.

>>254323
All right so what does your sekrit wiki club say that is actual concise proof about her age then faggot

>roboco is guessed to be 1 year younger than me

>>254126
Anon she's over 30, it was obvious without the doxx

>>254342
Not him, but each of the girls had their real identities found out awhile ago, Korone's age was found from her Tokyo-U registration

>>253700
can you imagine being the direct target of korone's affection and energy for years on end? would it even be possible to not get groomed??

okayu is strong catto

i want to have sex with an old woman!

>>254189
Same, it makes them way cuter.
On the other hand I also love Okayu and Shion and knowing how young they are makes me feel weird

>>254923
Ollie is apparently under 18

>>255249
That'd be a little weird since after Haato and Shion they seem to have sworn off hiring that young ever again. I assume because of Shion's problems early on.
Maybe the ID recruiters have different standards though.

>>254449
All right fair enough then

>>255330
>I assume because of Shion's problems early on.
What kind?

>>255656
My knowledge from that era is spotty and second hand but apparently she was set up to be a huge thing and Hololive promoted her really hard, and then the stress got to her bad, I feel like that's one of the reasons she was known for "sleeping in" but that's just a personal rrat.
Only big moment I can point to directly is that she had a sponsored stream early on where she got overwhelmed and broke down live but I'm not sure if it's still on the channel.

>>254126
In heavy denial, there’s tons of proofs out there you’re just retarded and think you can only be attracted to girls under 25

>>254126
We're reaching levels of denial I didn't even know were possible.
If you don't want her because you're into 12 year olds. I'll gladly fuck her experienced and mature pussy for you.

Korone’s age was found out through her university registration. You can also tell because her roommate has a tiktok where she posts cringey boomer esk videos, you can look for it on youtube it’s easy to find

>>257033
I wouldn't mind if she's old at all. If anything, that makes her personality and performance all the more impressive.

>Ina now has to do a 52 in-game timer ring fit stream
We're gonna lose our priestess aren't we?

>>217379
Try close to 40

>>248043
She's also chubby

>>247840
>ywn be a preteen boy who gets molested by Suisei
Why is life so cruel?

LMAO you fags can't even get their faces right half the time but think you know their age? Keep getting trolled by 2ch

>>260504
>2ch
Should we tell him?

>>260504
>2ch

>>260515
>>260584
Nigga do you think I give a fuck about the whole nipp drama and split or whatever of their shitty image boards.

>>260988
>talking shit
>making a fool of himself because he has no idea what he's talking about
>still trying to salvage it

>>260504
Shit has been proven time and time again. Keep being in denial that your fav holo is a middle aged woman larping as an anime girl.

>>261023
>EOP straw-manning with irrelevant shit because he got trolled by nipps and then BTFO in a roommate thread

>>261135
Do. Your. Reps. Actual retard

>>261112
Yeah, all the proofs in these thread...

>>261148
Cry more.

>>261135
>AUTISTIC SCREECHING
Jesus Christ, you BTFO'd yourself by posting something retarded. Just take the L and kill yourself.

>>261159
No one's eating a ban for some stubborn retard who lacks the initiative to figure it out for himself.

>>261210
Source: Dude trust me

But yeah, I have to trust the people who ate up Luna being a 36 year old and Miko being an ex-camwhore like a week ago.
>>261206
Anyway, forget all that, a guy posted a laughing anime girl, I can't recover from this.

>>261284
Go hang out in the Artemis thread along with the other faggots which is where you belong.

>>261284
I'm not telling you to trust me. In fact you can fuck off. But it's pretty simple to do some minor sleuthing and look at the available evidence instead of demanding proofs in this thread.

>>261159
Probably if you did your archive reps

>>261284
If you can’t figure out how to do your archive reps and see the proof for yourself, so you can tell the fake info from the real info then you’re clinically retarded

>>261326
>>261362
The archives that say Korone also has like 6 divorces and 6 kids? Yeah, you have to excuse me for not eating every narrative that gets posted on here. At least I bombed this retarded roommate thread, which is the silver lining of wasting like half an hour on you cretins.

>>261421
I’m not talking about narratives I’m talking about the actual proofs that the mods quickly swipe away. Her roommates on fucking YouTube for fuck sakes

>>260515
>>260584
entirely different person who's been made curious
what happened to 2ch?

>>261508
It split off into two sites. 5ch which is the real inheritor and a somewhat dead site owned by japmoot.

>>261655
well
at least people might finally stop confusing 2ch and 2chan

>>235695
https://youtu.be/zaTNLERj9h4?t=2002

>>261112
It's not Live action

>>252938
>>260001
Great, give me her.

>all those deleted posts
what should I look for if I want to know how old they are? I don't need their photos or real names or anything, just give me the age

>>263797
Go to any website that archives /jp/ and search for recent hag threads. Also everyone whose picture got posted multiple times in this thread is a hag.

>>263797
/jp/ archive reps, fren. Besides, they're all working legally above 20 years, save for one of them.

>>263866
>>263889
Damn, I forgot what it's like to be on the receiving end of "lurk more", it's been so many years since last time. I can't say you aren't nice about it though.

>>254126
shes talked about old games that came out when she was younger, so its not even a dox

>>229377
I can't believe Korone is 11 years older than me. No wonder she's my favorite JP.

>>230981
most of those threads are either weak conjecture or straight up bullshit though

>>254449
>actually believing she went to Tokyo U when she herself treats it as a joke
Nice meme. And Shion is from Harvard too right?

>>260320
H-how do you know that?

Why does Mio seem to get sick all the time? Is she okay?

>>285575
Asthma. And every time she barfed it's because they made her eat pure wasabi root as a punishment game.

Hag love!

>>285686
>ywn take care of Mio during an asthma attack and nurse her back to health

is there anything more sexual than a hag? lolis? no pedo trash. zoomer girls? no crazy with adhd. i say that hags are the most sexually arousing women in the planet and to not like is not just gay, but frankly its degenerate

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrDvqvOnOk4

Look at them go!

>>246252
>roommate
Shouldn't they all live by themselves at that age?

>>261112
you know voice actors also aren't the age of their characters right?

>>233396
You and me both.

Which holo can beat IWBTB?

>>295823
Korone maybe but it'd take up her next 10 streams.

>>229377
>tfw I will never fuck twins into Noeru and watch her tits engorge to hitomi-sized melons before she reaches hag-state

god damn it hurts

>>294407
(you) cus i laffed

>>217379
now add 12 to that number

>ywn pat Korone and treat her like the cute little dog girl that she LARPs as

Korone is larping too much for my taste.

>>305553
She is adorable but I want more of her real self to shine through more often.

>>306453
need to get her to talk about human centipede more?

>>229606
I have a close friend who's 11 years older than me. I'm about to graduate college, he's working on his second Master's degree (sent back to school by his company) and just got married.
If Korone and Okayu are really 12 years apart, I wouldn't find their friendship that odd.

>>229377
what was it

Based hagposters

>>311558
Archives fa

>>312324
Coco on the other hand aged like fine sake

>>292125
>zoomer girls? no crazy with adhd.
thats the best part

>>294407
Because I feel nice anon, I'll clue you in. Roommate is just code for irl info about them obtained in one way or another
Korone lives with her family though iirc, and Okayu stayed with her for a while when Okayu's grandmother's health was starting to go.

>>229377
>that age difference between Korone and Okayu
That's almost grooming.

>>229377
That explains her love of nostalgia/oldschool games.

Unfortunately you all have it in reverse, Okayu is grooming her with her soothing voice and relaxed demeanor. She's a charmer and a plaboy, something every lonely old woman dreams about.

>>208192
hags

>>260001
That just makes her hotter.

>>229377
wtf I love Korone even more now

>>247840
SHOTACON JA NAI

>>236095
>tfw a Rushia slave
feels bad man

I'm kind of disappointed Choco-sensei is barely a hag and only about as old as me

Some people just don't get it, do they?

>>318126
A delicious cake

>>313675
Thanks anon, I never paid much attention to the backstage stuff.

>>247840

Are any of the EN girls close to being hag tier? Or are any of them already beyond that point?

>>333073
They're all fairly young. Like mid 20's.

>>333239
I thought Ina and Mori were pretty old though?

>>333073
No, and that's why EN is shit

>>333263
they're all mid 20s

shes cuter now that I know shes in her 30s

>>312324
im into petite but bodies like these are irresistible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4jibL8aVE3g

Somehow, knowing that a 30-something year old woman is behind this voice, playing a ditzy, cute dog girl...

It fills me with LUST

I can't believe it's finally the age of the hags

>>348125
Isn't it beautiful

>>348125
What changed perception of caekis from "I don't want to fuck that" to "I WANT to fuck that"?

>>230210
The bigger key is games she mentioned playing on release as a kid, it means she kinda has to be in my early to mid 30s.

>>354368
Maybe the fact that we're not Japanese?

>>354701
I think it's more that we got closer to their age than to highschoolers

>>236388
From what I can tell the whole christmas cake mindset in Japan is seen as old-fashioned since getting married at 30 now is the norm rather than too late. It's basically just otaku and old people who still think that way.

>>254449
Wait she actually went to Tokyo U? I always assumed that was a joke because she said it while being dumb in an attempt to say "I'm not as dumb as I'm being here, I swear"

>>354368
When you're 15-20 years old its funny and normal to be attracted to 13-17 year old romcom heroines but as you age your tastes also change to fit your lived experiences and material needs.

When I was 15 I just wanted a >gf that would talk about dumb shit like anime and video games. Now that I'm nearing 30 I want a woman who has interesting stories and experiences and a well developed brain that won't go full menhara for no reason.

Especially because when you're young the idea of someone being "mentally pure" and "uncorrupted" sounds ideal as you can share and grow together, but when you're near 30 you've already done the bulk of your growth you're gonna do throughout your life. It's time to move on from that stage and look for someone who has their own life and interests and passions that are compatible or complementary to your own. The idea of a woman who is talented and confident in herself and wants to share her passions with you sounds way more charming than a young girl that is naive and inexperienced.

>>230804
Me too

>>354906
Not so sure, all the guys in my highschool wanted to fuck milfs and older women.
I think it's >>354368

>>354906
I knew I wanted to fuck milfs even when I was a horny high schooler. I think I just understand it better now that I'm older. Korone is about 11 years older than me and something about it just feels really right. Even if I didn't somehow get romantically involved with her, just being friends would be nice too.

>>354368
The thought of fucking a woman in her mid thirties, who is significantly older than me, and is wearing a cosplay outfit and animal ears and acting cutesy and way younger than her age for me just does things to my dick that I didn't even know were possible.

>>357325
The boytoy dream

>>358970
I've always dreamed of being the cute, boytoy secretary to an office milf. Now I'm fantasizing about being one for a secret milf Vtuber.

>>219860
Shes 20 anon
Accidentally revealed it on a ring fit stream

>>359268
Yes and autistic japs also reverse engineered the ring fit difficulty formula and determined that gura entered 99 as her age. Therefore she is 99 for sure.

>>359352
yup

>>359352
Can't believe Gooruh is the first EN hag

>>217379
Add at least a decade to that bro.