/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I FUCKING LOVE KAWAIIOPE MORIRIN AND I WANT TO MARRY THIS DORK, START A FAMILY WITH THIS DORK, AND RAISE A SON WITH THIS DORK, A SON WHO’LL INHERIT OUR RESPECTIVE BEST TRAITS AND ATTRIBUTES BUT IS ALSO JUST AS MUCH OF A DUMB CHUUNI AS HIS BEAUTIFUL DORK OF A MOTHER

>>25534029
Previous thread: >>25505792

//// Mori Calliope Ch. hololive-EN
YT: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL_qhgtOy0dy1Agp8vkySQg
Twitter: https://twitter.com/moricalliope
#calliolive #callillust #callioP #callilust
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/1PhE6rv0146ZTQosoPDjk8

//// Team Calli – EMI Records Japan (Universal Music Group)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/calliope_info
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@moricalliope_hololiveen

Most recent stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14j8NnpaBtA
Upcoming stream: _(:3」∠)_

//// Music: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLB8Nt5W7hnKA_pG2qljWbgVmJPobrLTm4
DEAD BEATS (September 12, 2020) EP: https://moricalliope.streamlink.to/DEADBEATS
Your Mori (April 4, 2021) EP: https://calliope.streamlink.to/2ndEPCD
UnAlive (March 21, 2022) LP: https://cover.lnk.to/UnAlive
Shinigami Note (Coming soon! - July 20, 2022) EP Pre-order: https://lnk.to/mcsnph
//// Stream Cursed Night: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYu3PvRPZR8

//// LIVE SHOW (major debut):
New Underworld Order
July 21, 2022 @ Toyosu PIT
//// Tickets on sale now! In-person lottery for JP; streaming via SPWN for overseas
//// Merch on sale for JP; Worldwide sales opening June 15
https://newunderworldorder.hololivepro.com/

Mori moments: https://pastebin.com/NNZ1QPiV

Remember to love your Mori. :}

>>25533972
Assuming, you meant the drop it like it's hot moment here, if you meant the other moment she was up getting qtips so obviously door was open
https://youtu.be/isY8x04Tu8A?t=4190

/vtwbg/
New chapter for the schizo raid story!
https://rentry.org/cultural-exchange#chapter-8
I might have ended up spending more time on the render than on the chapter.
Yes, the Obari stance is intentional.

Will there ever be another one of these smol concerts?

>>25534301
>8 chapters already
I'm enjoying these, they're pretty good

>>25534610
Thank you! I'm enjoying writing them. I like getting more practice with those fight scenes. There's probably just one or two chapters left in this arc.

>>25534572
No need for 'em anymore. Time to chain the beast.

>>25534572
I REALLY want to see what the movements she does with that model look like with proper 3D. We already know she likes to shake her hips alot from that part before the birthday live.

>>25534764
She won't be chained forever.

>>25534900
LOOK AT HER GO!!!

I love my Mori!!
I love my Mori!!
I love my Mori!!
Remember to love your Mori!!

>>25534922
She must be contained.

What would you do if Morpi Morbed out on stream ?

>>25535452
make another soundpost

>>25535496
I can't believe people actually got mad at this. It was so obviously a bit with the way she way she was saying what she was banning out loud like that so people could make up funny ways around the banned morbs.

>>25535452
I'd morb with her.

>>25535623
Threadreaders are retarded, big shocker.

>>25535623
people were mad at this? Or was it exclusively "people" from here looking for excuses to be angry?

>>25535956
The latter

>>25535956
I was there and I genuinely don't remember even any negative reactions, at most it was "THAT BITCH HAD ME GOING".

Personally I'd definitely wager that Mori and Kiara are gonna meet again within the next two or three days. Mori probably has to leave on the 9th (10th at the absolute latest) to get back in time for V-Carnival, so there's not a big window of time for things to happen. With the eikaiwa falling through due to technical difficulties, I can see a more than likely off-collab stream being the only other stream until she's back in Japan.

>>25536828
The V-Carnival performance might already be recorded.

>>25536828
in according to mumei's membersonly, collab with mori seems to have been canceled.

>>25536960
I'm not too familiar with this style of concert, but I've heard that it's not unusual for there to be a pre-recorded singing segment and a live talking segment. I'm assuming Mori would get some sort of live segment since she's a bit of the odd one out in the whole thing and would be a point of interest, but that's just assumptions on my end. If she doesn't actually have to be there, that'd be good for Mori, gives her more time to rest overall. I think she underestimated how much jet lag will fuck you up. Mori seems to have a knack for finding out her limits the hard way, very hands on.

>>25537078
Proof?

>>25537078
What do you gain from just making things up wholesale as if we don't have memberships for the other girls?

>>25537078
Eigo Jouzu! And points for moving from making up rrats from Kiaras member stream to just making up a stream entirely

>>25537170
I've heard someone before that say she's the type of person who "only learns from a car crash"

>>25537194
They tried the same shit with the Kiara member stream. If there was any definitive proof the board would catch fire for atleast a day, instead they get a few (yous) in threads by making shit up.

>>25537307
Yeah, but Kiara actually did have a member's stream that they could threadread
Mumei straight up just didn't, we've gone so far beyond threadreader I don't even know what to call them

>>25537339
Threadwriter kek.

>>25537339
Shit, I was assuming there was jsut some random Mumei member post about not being able to see meet Kiara since she's been kidna active with random non stream stuff. There was literally nothing?

>>25537339
I don't believe it's menhera posting or anti posting, trust plain old trolling. I think a lot of the threadshitting the past few days has been that, or at the very least prompted by it.

>>25537450
I think Mumei is sick and that's why she can't see Kiara? Don't quote me on that. I don't think she mentioned Mori.

>>25537450
They literally made it up. Moom publicly announced she can’t travel because she’s sick but that’s it

>>25537503
Yeah, she said so on twitter, I just assumed maybe she went into a bit more detail in a members post.

>>25535411
NO YOU'LL ONLY ANGER MY GODDESS

>>25535411
How much does a 3D printer run you up, anyway?
I wanna print some smols

>>25537961
It's what she wants, anon. Ope's a freak like that sometimes.

>>25537961
I wish I had some white resin left. I would of filled it half way. It literally looked like cum.

>>25538261
Mine was the Mars 3 and was $400 CAD and another $200 in other materials for post processing and keeping stuff clean. There are also consumables you will need to continuously buy. This is for resin printing, regular plastic is much cheaper on the lower end.

>>25538417
that would be funny

Have a warm up I did, trying to get back into my drawing reps

>>25538972
Pretty good, I remember having to do skeleton life drawing in an art class I was forced to take in college

>>25539200
I want to kiss her..

MORI WHEN THE FUCK WILL YOU TEACH YOUR JAPANESE HOLOMEM "nothing to fuck with" DURING EIKAIWA?!

>>25539977
Konichi-fucking-wa

>>25537482
Case and point

>>25534029
Daaamn. Ricky lookin' sharp! Oh, and Mori looks good too, I guess.

Come on Mori, give us a yab or something in the meantime, shit's boring without you

>>25540429
menhera beats . . . .

AHHH MORI IS CONTEMPLATING ABOUT ROMANCE!

Mori is ovulating right now

>>25540450
I'm afraid we won't get much of anything today.
Although after today she might start making preparations to go to Austria.

what happened to eikaiwa again?

I will become Husbandbeat

>>25540598
Rescheduled due to hotel wi-fi scuff.

>>25540598
Pushed back till she's in Japan again. Which is the right move desu.

>>25540636
I'm still amazed management didn't look at the schedule and realize the live was that day

Mori I WILL marry you I fucking swear it I'll make it my life's goal to make you a happy wife and mother

>>25540671
>expecting competence from Japanese middle management

>>25540635
>Wifi scuff
>Not ASUS shitting the bed

>>25540783
Oh, was that what it was? I went to bed when the stream dropped the first time and haven't caught up with the vod yet.

>Mori

I miss them

>>25540900
No, Mori is not a man. She may be your boy, but also a girly girl.

Me and Mori are gonna watch Morbius

>>25540988
Have fun Ame

>>25540881
Yeah, she was having problems with her laptop and the app to use her model on the phone. Both crashed on stream. Reason why anons said it was probably good for something like the eikaiwa to be postponed until she was back at her better set up at home.

>>25540532
>watching her friends get married while she becomes a cake
I will save her. I won’t let her share Chocos or Luis fate.

>>25540532
>>25540546
>>25540673
This is why women cross to the other side of the street when they see you

>>25541106
Don't worry anon, Lui will not let her share Lui's fate.

>>25541111
Jokes on you, we're never outside in the first place!

>>1

I love her so much

>>25541163
*sucks your dick*

>>25541159
Is Lui actually a hag or is it just memes?

>>25541159
Ganbatte Luibeat
Wait Lesbeat Luibeat, both 3 letters starting with L both obsessed with Mori. It couldn’t possibly be…

I love her and I want her to be happy

Whats going on on Milky's stream?

>>25541306
based I wrote this

Someday she will marry someone and it won't be (You).

>>25541283
Christmas cake in desperate need of a western knight in shining armor to save her
And that knight is me

>>25541397
Riceman is streaming now and he summoned Hugeman

>>25541413
Yeah it’ll be me.

>>25541417
That me? All me.

>>25541413
yeah, me and not (you).

Mori and the only thing she ever loved. No, no (you). It will never be (you). (You0 will die cold, alone and unloved. I mean the contents of her bucket.

>>25541413
Of course not, because I'll be marrying sisreap and I'm not a Mormon

>>25541489
You really think you can be the one out of the 50 other guys she has on hand at all times?

>>25541616
I'm built different

>>25541657
HOLY SHIT

>>25541657
why did you dox me

>>25541657
Damn, that's a big lizard.

>>25541657
God damn it's huge!

I thought the reaper business had concluded already, but I guess not. I'm definitely gonna put money on no solo stream until she's back in Japan, still confident in a stream with Kiara though.

>>25541657
GO LIZARDBEAT GO!!!

>>25541785
Well, that's a phrase you will never hear from a woman.

>>25541657
Your skin will make some nice boots.

>>25541657
WOW! :O

Whenever SisReap gets a design, she should totally have Komodo Dragons and other big reptiles ar her command. Like how her big sister gets an army of skeletons, and their mom gets a (fat) cat.

>see Green Woman did another asmr
Was interested, but I realized I haven't listened to any of Mori's previous one's before the most recent one. Not even the cursed one.

>check twitter for updates
>retweeting Kiara's Dokimi/Convention stuff
kyuut

>>25541489
>and I'm not a Mormon
What does being Mormon have to do with marrying sisreap?

>>25534029
>Mori Calliope, Internal Reaper Service

You mean Impregnating Rape Service?

>>25542043
polygamy anon

>>25542106
I'd rather not be excommunicated.

>>25541657
JANNIES!!

>>25541657
>doxxing the lizard
what the actual fuck, have some respect

https://streamable.com/xnrs0l

>>25542409
UNO
Every fucking time. I’m going to die and someone will show up at my funeral wearing that fucking shirt

>>25542527
Why did he do this

>>25542502
>Reaper not so tough after cringing

>>25542527
I'm still mad I didn't get one.

>>25542502
She has definitely said something like that to herself when no one is listening.

>>25542684
It's s simple enough design that I'm sure she would restock eventually. I'd get one too.

>>25542796
The amount of money mori could make off merch is insane if she was allowed to jsut design shirts and put them up for sale whenever.

>>25542841
I'd buy all of them I bought all that I can for now and will buy more.

>>25542527

>>25542918
kek

>>25542918
lol

>>25542841
Does Cover allow her to make her own merch? I assume they would take a cut, but she could sell way more units than she currently does.

IRyS is now performing in dokomi

>>25543001
https://www.twitch.tv/dokomitv

>>25543001
>Here Comes Hope
>Plays Kirameki Rider
Are they really Germans?

here comes (h)ope

>>25542962
She made the design for the dead beat sweater

>>25542841
>>25542962
It all has to be approved by Cover but I think they try to limit merch, generally, to special events and collabs so they can monitor it. Letting individual girls strike deals with trusted companies, then giving a cut to Cover would be good, but I believe it's also what caused some drama for other companies in the past when individuals hid true earnings from their agency.

damn I missed it how was IRyS' performance?

>>25544380
I will support her and encourage her to follow her dreams. And whenever she has doubts, I will listen to her and reassure her.

>>25544843
I love you Andora

>>25544823
shes finishing up right now, her voice sounds amazing as usual but she's really nervous, kinda spilling her spaghetti between songs its cute though

>>25544823
Its pretty good

>>25544823
An idol on stage asking the crowd "tits or ass?" Then introducing the wrong song because the setlist is booked.
So pretty good.

hearing the last song live gave me chills

>>25545069
God it's going to be so hype when she gets to preform it in a full Japanese concert hall.

>Mori having an existential crisis over wasting her romantic peak on someone she couldn't even normally speak with
I don't wanna say deserved but... lol

>>25545801
The hatman is an idiot.

>>25540218
KRONII CHI WA

>>25545937
Kronii doko?

someone needs to get the garter away from Mori at any cost.

>>25545801
I’m wasting my romantic peak on someone I will almost certainly never speak with
WE ARE

>>25545929
anon, any semi-popular musician wouldn't need to settle on a kinda dumpy girl that can say like 3 sentences in a language you are actually fluent in
dude could hook someone like Mel easily considering she's an actual fan, you really think Mori ever had a shot there?

>She's looking down checking her phone
>Bouquet lands in her lap

>>25545963
She was on the minecraf strem it was pretty chill. It actually wasn't chill she's pretty neurotic but I enjoyed her.

>>25546020
I've been at my cousin's wedding and when they did the whole bouquet/bowtie throwing I caught the latter simply cause I hate to lose
maybe she'll be the same

Mori is obviously passionate about her work now, but maybe she is starting to think about stuff like a life and family. I gotta say as someone close in age, shit sucks. Meeting people is difficult (and the last three years were miserable), you need to work extra to be able to afford anything, and then you have little free time to try to develop a social life. Mori struck gold to be able to have her passion become her profession but for many of our gen, things are pretty bleak. Hope things will change can only cover up so much anxiety, depression, and anger. It's like a daily pendulum of elation and then misery.

>>25546120
Mori started a brawl at the wedding!

>>25546120
That’s the funniest thing I’ve heard today

>>25546170
Mori ruined the marriage collab!

>>25546134
Man the new person I've had a personal convo outside of work with in like, a regular public setting, is an actual paranoid schizophrenic. He approached me saying I looked like an actor, we talked about our place in life and coffee, it was nice. I saw him again yesterday on the train and most of the convo was normal but I definitely confirmed the dude needs meds, and I can't engage him as a friend because at least half of that second convo was not based in an objective reality, even if most of the convo was calm and normal.

And like, I try to talk to normal people but everyone is so fucking absorbed in themselves, either headphones in, sunglasses on, staring right at their phones the second they're bored in public, or just with their other friends. It's hard.

>>25546177
I actually snatched that shit with such precision people bought me drinks cause of how impressed they were, one of the few unironically cool moments of my life

>>25546134
I've honestly thought about getting some of my sperm put aside in a freezer so I can live my life for another ten-twenty years without worrying about my genes degrading.

>>25546307
That's not how your sperm works you idiot just live healthy you'll be fine.

Test

>>25546339
Wasn't there a thing where the chances of your kid being autistic shoot up if your dad is over 50 or something?
I admittedly am an idiot though. I think I'd prefer to adopt, to be honest.

>>25546307
You can be 90 and still produce fertile sperm

>>25546276
Maybe he’s in global!

>>25546381
What? No it's only eggs that degrade and autism is already genetic. But yeah adopt society could use more average people looking to make families with the kids that couldn't have them

>>25546398
I want to marry someone from /vt/

>>25546339
>>25546390
Yeah and a 40 year old woman can theoretically have kids but the chances of shit going wrong are way higher

>>25546423
I really don’t think you do man

>>25546276
I work in a place dealing with addicts, all day. I've haven't had many normal conversations in a year. Everything is either about drugs, meds, traumas, or increasingly frequent threats against me.
It is taking a toll...and every time I start looking for other jobs, they pay nothing or have such high entry requirements you need to be in your 40s to even qualify. I am starting to feel that this society is doomed and few people even care, more will just pick up a bottle or needle and pretend it's all good...it's bad.

>>25546482
nta, but I'd totally bag Koopa, aside from boneitis she's really fun to talk to

Deadbeat matchmaking app when?

>>25546374

>>25546424
>>25546417
A man who lives his life with low stress and good nutrients will always produce viable sperm unless their own genetics screw them over.

Biologically we only had a survival rate of ~60 at best if you survived infancy for the past few millenia so the cards for men drew that our sex cells work longer as long as we're healthy. Maybe it's more a mammal thing as females in our side of the evolutionary branch tend to be care takers of young so losing the ability to have kids means you're able to focus on taking care of the ones that there are. Or maybe it was just bad evolutionary luck, not sure.

>>25546569
I just want Mori I really don't want any fembeats

>>25546569
/morig/ is perfect since we can evenly pair deadbeats and fembeats at about a 1:1 rate. We need to ask kronies how they were able to bond over discord.

>>25546504
I don't think we'll see a signifigant rise in addictions tbdesu but yeah the west is on it's last few rounds of the Jenga tower. Maybe it'll get violent, maybe we'll look like China. Don't feel too bad just try not to fade into the background. The more people that do the faster it'll happen.

>>25546374
stop being a retard

>>25546664
>How they were able to bond over discord.
They use discord
>>25546626
Honestly I'm okay with the current relationship distance right now you fucks didn't even humour a meetup for ACEN

>>25546699
Looking like China is a fate worse than death. And some states/groups seem to be trying their damm hardest to emulate that.

>>25546745
>you fucks didn't even humour a meetup for ACEN
Good. 4chan meetups have always been cringe and I hate that moot let them happen.

>>25546745
No one wants to fuck ugly doxxbeats. Call me up in Toyosu Pit come July.

>>25546848
I just wanted to play games and talk about skeletons with people it was cool though I got to take a photo with Sakuya (male) and make an Ina cosplayer uncomfortable by complimenting how they did her squishables. That was fucking hilarious.

>>25546912
I am sexy and fashionable how desirable are (You)?

>>25546924
You really don't want to hang out with anons. I made that mistake three times and holy fuck I am not surprised at all why most anons are alone.

>>25546924
I might go to a con in NYC at some point. Would be nice to meet other Deadbeats but I have very little online presence outside of posting here.
But anyway, tell us about the squisherz! I hear they're really cool!

>>25547071
The cosplayer was also male, they went with an outfit that was formal wear Ina, suit vest and tie, and their squishables were highlights on their hair very nice, I think they felt my desire to follow up and ask to squish them when I mentioned how they looked because they visibly stepped back I was fucking laughing on the inside so hard.

Also this photo wasn't shittily timed they all posed like this for 3 minutes. "Wha-what do I do here" Perfect rep of Ina

>>25546699
Stop doomposting nerd

The closest I could get to a meetup would be Sydney and a meeting of Ausbeats from 4chan?Jesus Christ no they probably voted for fat fuck Palmer.

>>25547382
Stop replying to doomposts

>>25547251
Cool. Glad it was fun. They seem like a good time, I would probably end up going alone but maybe some old friends will ask around.
I like the suit look, wish the EN girls got an outfit like that. I want my mob boss Mori. Not a direct copy of Q MV but inspired by it.

>>25546924
I don't even live in that area how was I supposed to meet?

>>25547703
Astral projection, dummy

Do deadbeats play vidya together?

>>25547788

>>25547889
I mostly play singleplayer or 1v1 competitive stuff. I want to get into FFXIV though, but I'm pretty moderate on that so not sure what other multiplayer I'd do

>>25547943
That really does explain those soulless dead eyes.

Oh boy, that Aerial incident in Australia is going to hurt Bae...

>>25548157
Remember that one humanized Deadbeat image?

>>25547748
oh sorry now I know for next itme

>>25547889
To follow up, what games would you want to play with the other deadbeats?

>>25548224
You mean Mavelick trying to FOD the Aussie patrol plane with chaff? Next time a Hornet should FOD the Flanker's engines with a Sparrow, I hear those can be particularly troublesome to Chinamen.

>>25548243
Literally me

>>25548510
How close this ended up being is hilarious.

>>25548363
Splatoon 2 to get to x rank

>>25548407
Yeah, for a supposed superpower, they love parading things that they didn't design.

>>25548608
lol sorry as fun as I think the core of that game is it's 2 maps a day or week or whatever and that's shite

>>25548363
Some form of TCG, be it SV or Yugioh

>>25549051
Not sure what SV is but tcgs are fun. Personally dropped them though because they're a hard cash sink, especially digitally

>>25549121
Shadowverse, of course
I'd want to make you all suffer with my puppet portalcraft

>>25546664
>We need to ask kronies how they were able to bond over discord.
Discord sex and trap porn probably.

>>25548363
Hell Let Loose so I can have comfy conversations in the transport truck with the other deadbeats

>>25549289
>Hell Let Loose
>a hardcore World War Two first person shooter with epic battles of 100 players with
Actually looks pretty cool

to be honest though if this was to be organized

we'd need a discord

that'd be shilled every thread

Like I'm /here/ every day but I personally barely play games.

I do like organizing things though

>>25549417
If someone tries to make this shithole like infinity and makes a discord I’m killing all of you and then myself

>>25549417
Nah, if Sven anon can handle things just with one anchor-type post a thread on Saturdays then anyone can

>>25549289
>Not being Panzertruppe, sitting in your Tiger named MORI, with your kameraden, in a sleek black and pink uniform with skulls

>>25549499
Yeah I'm just thinking of trying to run a gaming discord when I myself don't even play that many games.

>>25549506
That just sounds like a gay fetish group to me...

>>25550091
why do you think they dressed so well

>>25546912
Based

please marry me Ope

>>25549496
https://discord.gg/nmCn9tsm

It is done

I WILL shill this regularly

As things progress I'll try and organize tourneys or games for the month, you may now fight for the right to be the last remaining deadbeat

Nice try bountybeat

>>25551312
Let me just confirm some things.
1. This isn't a guy
2. Those boobs are real
3. If above 2 = True then source plz

>>25552487
I'm too autistic to be discouraged!

>>25552626
cosplayer is byoru

>>25551312
>that ass
Goddamn

Mori fat hag

I don't care if she's a fat hag she's my fat hag and I love her

>>25553898
>>25554020
Caloriope Mori is very grabbable. I love women with a bit of meat on 'em.

https://twitter.com/hololivetv/status/1533388163862913026?s=21&t=O7-wXsyYXzbZvFbyGPCz0Q
>No DeahStar
Hopefully it's a normal thing and the participate in the next one

>>25552348
I'd rather go into the moricord than whatever this is supposed to be.

>>25554854
The Moricord is bloated as fuck, this is meant to just be for the people from 4chan to connect and game

>>25554854
>discord where deadbeats secretly hate each other
>discord where deadbeats openly hate each other

>finished watching the IRyS concert
She had a lot of fun with that, I'd love to see her and Mori do a live together down the road

I've been incredibly drunk for the past 17 hours. Did I miss anything

>>25557624
Just some retweets

>>25557624
IRyS and Kiara had some nice concerts at Dokomi, Mori seems very excited for Kiara's concert and outfit reveal

>>25552348
If a Fembeat posts some bobs and vagene I'll join. They have to be decent at least

>>25554204
I want to grapple with Mori

>>25558132
You think your bones could handle grappling with the reaper?

I’ve been watching Sana a lot lately, her streams are pretty comfy.

>>25559800
Mori and Sana seem to really like each other. It was cute how excited Mori was about her song.

>Had a dream about this place
>All the posters in this thread were moving in and taking over some random thread I had been posting in
>didn't even realize it until all of the ritual posts started being made

>>25560038
Sana mentioned forever ago she was once a vocalist in a metal band, so I’m really interested in what sort of song she’s gonna be making.

>>25560198
It's Snail's House so don't get your hopes up for metal, it'll most likely end up closer to Fauna's song
Funnily enough, a metal like song would fit Astrophysics so maybe in the future now that they have an in

>>25560198
Wait seriously? Wtf Mori/Sana song collab now please.

>>25560291
Bruh even music box music makers can make metal the instruments aren't tied to someone's melodies

>>25555661
>discord where deadbeats openly hate each other
It might not be so bad

This has certainly been a different thread

>>25560658
Definitely not the usual sort, really

I wonder if the wedding was nice

>>25560658
The thread is always weird when Mori isn’t streaming.

>>25560658
#NotLikeTheOtherThreads

>>25560658
Barely weird

>>25560658
It wasn't that bad considering, that stream really helped with culling the menheras. This week's threads should be amazing if the trip to Austria happens

>>25560927
I don't know. Never had someone shilling a discord before.

>>25560658

Time must accelerate or something when she's not streaming because I've had a 4-day weekend and it's felt like nothing.

>>25560970
I think we should all just morb out to pass the time instead

FemBeat dropped her Mera Mera art
https://twitter.com/_set___/status/1533469496824205314?s=21&t=O7-wXsyYXzbZvFbyGPCz0Q

>>25537078
Stupid bitch

>>25560963
newfags please understand.

>>25560963
It's been brought up more than once that people want to play video games together

Believe me I don't want that thing to turn into an rp server, and the big discord is uh, too fucking big. Too fucking big. It's got SC negros in it and probably children.

>>25561133
Don't shill it here ever again.

>>25561133
>probably children.
TuT

So I finally was about to play the Your Mori record and the songs seemed a little fast. Like thte speed wasn't right. Was this just me or has anyone else noticed this?

>>25561181
Try and stop me

>>25561133
Don't care. Don't try to turn into this into /infinity/. We are already cancerous enough.

>>25561229
How many people joined the server btw?

>>25561229
How are you going to handle the influx of schizos

This is that avatarfag too, isn't it

>>25561245
>Don't try to turn into this into /infinity/.
NTA but we don't have an obsession with namefags so that'll never happen.

>>25561262
I don't know I'm working on other stuff and don't want to worry about moderating a discord on a slow thread day

>>25561314
This will be my third (tres) time as a manager if it becomes a problem I'll nuke the server

>>25561328
That SEAnigger? Would not be surprised if that was true.

>>25561351
You want to shill a discord server that you don't even check? Huh alright.

Please discuss Mori in the Mori thread.

>>25561328
Which one? We have a few after all

>>25561202
Like the actual vinyl record? It might be an issue with your player. Google tells me that most record players have the ability to adjust the speed, as well as there being tools that you can check the speed. Might wanna test it on another record considering the limited nature of the Your Mori record lmao.

>>25561454
I will give you a Mori, however I will also tell you to watch Aki's live again!

>discordfags

>>25561454
fuck you, I'm gonna talk about Calli.

>>25561464
Just slow them all down and give yourself dementia

>>25561464
Ya i'm hoping it was just my friend not having the right speed, but none of his different speed options helped. Most just completely distorted the sound. the only one that didn't was just a touch fast

>>25561504
Meanwhile, Lui...

>>25561618
>bird
>vomit fetish
..in hindsight it makes a lot of sense

>>25561542
You might just want to time how long the record is compared to the other versions. With Empress, Your Mori is around 18 minutes long.

Are you all behaving yourselves today?

>>25561893
Yeah

>>25561893
Yeah Mori, looking forward to you visiting Kiara, Tenchou is gonna be high off the concert / con

>>25561893
Hi Mori, don't get too drunk at any parties in Europe.

I just got a ten hour ad that was a stream VoD of a NFT convention. I think I should have answered those YT ad surveys.

>>25562033
Don't listen to them, take 6 back to back shots of whiskey roll a d6 and take that many more

>>25561893
Mostly... thread's been slow but not like bad, ya know?

>>25561893
Mori I need to go to Austria I need to sniff your cunt

>>25562139
lol I hope they paid a lot for something that long

>>25562207
How much would you pay for 1000 views if you know the algorithm will do the work and feed people the perfect content based on their searches?

How should I feel now that the amazon ads I get between touhou songs include sales for actual factual fucking handguns?

>>25562207
I normally put a random VoD on before heading to bed, so it's pretty annoying, but every so once in a while it's amusing. Sometimes I get Sunday Sermons about Elijah from the Bible. Only him though.

>>25562294
wtf I wish I got gun ads

>>25562330
>Anon is subliminally being turned into a prophet through the use of YouTube ads

>>25562330
Man, I wish I got bible ads instead of fucking crypto shit

>>25539977
When she knows she'll get away with it.

>>25561893
just like always loving my Mori so yes I am

>>25561893
I'm always behaved, except when stress overflows and I go menhera for a day
But I had some time in between jobs to relax so I'm a happy skelly

Hey deadbeats, if hypothetically let's say mori collabs with haato again, how would you guys feel about it? Don't read too much into it, I'm just asking.

>>25563579
I always want more Haachama, so yes please

>>25563579
Always nice to see Mori having fun with a senpai

>>25563579
Fine by me. Last time was fun and led into the Haachama rap arc

>>25563579
Mori, if you want to collab with a senpai then just do it, no need to ask the deadbeats.

>>25563579
What are you planning?

>>25563579
Why would anyone here be upset over Mori collabing with any of the holo girls

>>25563845
Nothing nothing, just a passing thought.
Don't worry about it.

>>25561893
I've got two sources of Morium so I'm always behaving

>>25563917
You should do an R18 art review with her, Mori.

>>25564002
I'd be willing to point you to some tasteful 18+ art of yourself, Mori.

>>25563579
She's weird, but the Taiwan situation has died down enough that those people don't really care about her anymore.
So I doubt there would be issues with a collab, and everyone likes Hachama.

>>25563579
Her most recent collab with Luna was fantastic so I'd be pretty hyped

CAN'T TURN BACK TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME

>>25563579
It'd be neat!

Do you think if I bought Call a really nice bottle of whisky, she would let me stick it in?

>>25561335
>NTA but we don't have an obsession with namefags
haahahahahahahahahahahah

>>25564122
Stick the cork in your ass? Wouldn't doubt it

>>25564209
Nah man, I meant my penis in her juicy vagina

>>25544380
Sex

Oh ya for those of you who were watching dragon ball with Luna she uploaded a neww part last night https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1Y4-xLQ35c

>>25564260
Bruh if we're looking at this from the most basic of levels do you think her love language is gifts?

>>25564122
Deadbeat, she could probably buy a bottle of whisky that's more valuable than you and everything you own.

>>25564398
Not a deadbeat, it’s just that Mori is very fuckable
Also to answer you, probably not true and a gift no matter the value is good if it’s from the heart

>>25564625
I do not enjoy receiving gifts. Any material thing I want I get for myself, and attempts by other people don't align with whatever they think it is that I want. Or they don't make me horny for them usually just sad

>>25564625
Mori is unironically the type to appreciate a fanart/cosplay/music project over an expensive gift. Just look at the people she gives follows on Twitter like that recent FemBeat artist

>>25564839
She can buy basically anything she reasonably wants so "homemade" or very unique stuff is always going to be best.

>>25564839
>>25564929
Hi Mori, I see what you’re getting at, I’ll make you something very special then

Ope-shaped cookie jar!

>>25564929
>"homemade" or very unique stuff is always going to be best.
Nothing more "homemade" and unique than making a baby together.

>>25565085
Exactly

>>25565085
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25565079
I wish I had a furnace so I could make one out of glass

>>25565201
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? That motherfucker had better run far.

What would Mori do if I kidnapped and eloped with little sister reaper?

>>25563579
shut up Mori I love youyes more Haachama is fine

>we're already nearly a week into June
>and she leaves near the end of June again
>and then start of July is the live
>and then she leaves again
>and then break
I hate this year

>>25538972
"Based"

>>25565663
Just two more months and hell is over..

>>25565505
You don't even need to do anything like that to make Mori want to kill you seeing as how the one most likely to do that right now is one of her high school bullies.

I've felt pretty satisfied lately and look forward to the future, personally.

>>25565749
Things are pretty alright recently
Although I think Mori should buy a different laptop for road streaming, though
Maybe a Dell or something so there isn't as much of a threat of overheating

>>25563579
Don't like Haato. Tossup whether I leave it up in the background or skip it.

>>25565749
This. She's having fun and happy, content is still being done and is enjoyable, recording is finished, it's going to get better. Things are going pretty good.
Compared to the last break and especially compared to what she put herself through at the end of last year.

>>25564147
Having namefags ≠ having an obsession with them like /infinity/ does

>>25565695
Lol. This traveling hell isn't ending any time soon.

>>25565663
I'm lost. Where did she talk about these further trips?

>>25565997
After years of lockdowns, she's taking advantage. I would too if I could.

>>25565085
For some reason she always seemed like someone who would adopt before having a kid herself for some reason.

>>25566178
Cool but those streams would be nice as well.

>>25566178
Partly this, if you go anywhere these days, you'll see massive crowds because lockdowns are dropping and people with pent up travel urges are letting it all out at once. Japan is one of the last ones still not opening up fully but I can understand their anxiety seeing the moment they do, weebs, normies, and Japanophiles are gonna swarm the place. Not to mention all the kagainikis making pilgrimages to the Hololive office. . .

>>25566178
I wonder if she's waiting until she inevitably gets sick and takes a little downtime with it? You don't get on a plane and go through a crowded airport 20+ times a year and not get the coof, no matter how careful you are

>>25566490

>>25566301
It's been 2 years and 3 months.

I missed my peak 20's being harrassed by my Mom. Felt so good like I didn't snap the entire time. Then I did. I'm okay but I'm not. Clearly other people aren't fully yet either and living in the fucking hive that is a major metropolitan area doesn't super help. It's alright though.

>>25566178
except both her stream and music viewership that pays for all that traveling shit is melting down when she's not around, she's still not Ayame, Suisei or Marine who get massive welcome back parties, she's getting closer and closer to Aki who became more and more forgotten through repeated absences

>>25566558
>source: I made it up

>>25566558
based imagination CHAD

>>25566593
>>25566615
barely being able to crack 6k or 100k view on a given stream is a pretty 2022 development
both CapSule and Mera Mera growth also slowed down hard, don't even ask about UnAlive because that didn't have any momentum in the first place

>>25566688
You already got btfo last week
Do you think using the same arguments multiple times will make them right eventually?

>>25566558
>Aki who became more and more forgotten through repeated absences
Well good thing that isn't the case now since she's doing alot better compared to before

>>25566688
>>25552605

>>25566558
At least Aki had good reason to Be absence. Mori is just going through your average white woman phase where all they want is to travel minus the fucking(though I am starting to believe that she may not be so permavirgin after all)

>numberfags

>>25566780
jouzu

>>25566783
Mori is #1!

>>25566944
Everybody's oshi is number one in their hearts, and that's what matters

>>25567035
I want Marine to be #2 for a humilation fetish thing

>>25566944
she's already falling behind Suisei in total views despite having a massive headstart, bigger song library and doing streams rather than prerecorded content during her break

>>25567035
Very true. She is the best (to me) because she is my Mori, everyone else is entitled to their own feelings.

>>25566780
Of course she'e not. I keep fucking telling you all she has nightly loving babymaking sessions with me.

>>25567072
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>>25567072
I think if mori just upped her thumbnail game she’d see better vod views easily. If we’re numberfagging here
Just put a lewd art for every thumbnail and make it big like marine does

I wish she would plan these breaks better and not just wing it. But I guess she doesn't have to try because nobody is gonna complain.

>>25567311
But they're not breaks. They're "reaper business" or her new one, "signing death papers"

>>25565663
The live isn't start of July, it's the 21st ot 22nd. Then its the 2 week break.
So it's another week of nothing, then 2 weeks in JP, then 2+ weeks of nothing, back to JP, a week of nothing because it will be live/EP release prep, then 2 weeks of nothing.

>>25567217
I require Mori tits for every thumbnail, I prefer brüste after all

Remember: the things she's doing now were planned months ago using silly thinking. Stuff which will happen months from now are being planned now, ideally using lessons learned.

>>25567443
Ideally she'll tell "Death-sensei" to fuck off and do his own reaper business...

Do you have nothing better to do but ruminate on how miserable you make yourself?

>>25567508
You dare mock the daughter of a pianist!?

Things are pretty good right now, but I'm really starting to miss when Mori had a schedule and streamed more consistently.

>>25567443
Yes ideally but I don't trust her enough not to ghost even months from now.

>>25567582
Anon, that was 5 months ago.

>>25567622
I know, thus why I miss it.

>>25567582
Oh yeah remember schedules.
Fucking hell I am starting to think Mori is preparing us for this to be new normal and streaming hours getting worse.

>>25567658
Comachama?

>>25567675
What?

>>25567701
How long have you been out?

>>25567712
What do you mean?

>euro hours
>threadshitting ramps up
naruhodo

>>25567443
>

Are these all Monogatari tracks?

>>25567815
No, only two of them

>>25567815
Use the WHOLE fist

>>25567815
You don't need the https part btw

>>25567769
>Mori is currently in Yuro hours
It was her all along...