/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Current Streams
https://youtu.be/uKYekSvlXKw
Lia is playing Valorant

https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika
Iori is playing World of Warcraft

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Lumi is playing Medieval 2: Total War

Flakes will be MINE

[Good News] Lisa's schedule dropped and it has a collab with Pippa listed for tomorrow at the regular time.

>>25638741
why is everyone at phase in horrible physical shape? i suspect tenma is a booze hound too...

I WILL SHOVE BAMBOO SPIKES UNDER EACH OF YOUR NAILS. I WILL PULL OFF EACH TOENAIL AND EACH FINGERNAIL, SLOWLY, INDIVIDUALLY. I WILL RIP YOUR HAIR OUT IN CLUMBS WITH MY BARE HANDS. I WILL INFECT YOU WITH EVERY DISEASE ON THIS EARTH. I WILL TAPE YOUR EYES OPEN AS I PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN. I WILL PULL OUT ALL OF YOUR TEETH. I WILL SCOOP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS AND SPREAD THEIR JELLY ON MY TOAST. I WILL CUT OUT YOUR TONGUE SO NO ONE WILL HEAR YOU SCREAM. I WILL SLICE OUT YOUR ENTRAILS AND BRING THEM BEFORE YOU. I WILL SPREAD YOUR RIB CAGE LIKE WINGS. I WILL KILL YOU URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA URUKA

I FUCKING HATE URUKA!

>>25638954
tenma wants a big man to make her feel like little girl

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>>25639059
yeah tenma is a real woman

>>25638954
Tenma takes care of herself she just does not sleep at all. Related to phase connect its a combination of physical issues that stop them from pursuing ACTUAL careers in the fields they had interest in or in Pippa case a combination of functional autism and a garbage upbringing with few opportunities at least in comparison to the rest of the cast.

Why do the Japanese girls stream with a frame, if they have a transparent background? It's confusing

I AM GOING TO TICKLE THE BUTTHOLE OF PIPKIN PIPPA

Evil uruka be like
>im confident and i sleep 8 hours a day

I saw Pippa at the Cabela's in Acworth yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “pipipipipi” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxes of ammo in her hands without paying.
The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the boxes of ammo and started scanning it multiple times, Pippa stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any federal infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

LETS

GO

LIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>25639634
>new model
>has been doing better irl
perfect time for this

>>25639673
she's working with mins directly too, it's gonna be amazing

>>25639634
NASA????????

>Kusogaki Lia

>>25639634
After losing her hands in an unfortunate brapping incident, Lia replaced them with scythes

>>25639634
slightly resembles Towappers

Raid right into a stream with subs only chat
Streamer doesn't even notice
Sasuga Lia

RATE THE ANNOUCMENT
RATE THE VALORANT

>>25640407
i'm gonna correct this kusogaki/10

>>25640407
>ANNOUCMENT
10/10
>VALORANT
Yawn/10

>>25640407
im super sleepy and i stayed up to watch lia!

I want to hug the Pippa.

when will Lumi realize that getting excommunicated is equal to fighting the entire Catholic coalition?

>>25640854
she'll realize when it happens and she feels dumb afterwards

LUMI IS A BAD WOMAN
IS LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD LE BAD...

>>25640956
this she made me do fucking pushups and now women feel up my chest and call me "milk tank"

>>25639634
>lightning bolt earrings

>>25639634
>Twin tails
>hime bangs
>Lightning bolt eariings
>Short shorts
>Poofy sleeves
>Straps on her thighs
>Goth boots
Quite the image change

>>25641838
Iori is too close to catching her.
Phantom Thief has to do a complete makeover to lose her.

>>25640956
This but Yuri.
Cause she's fat.

>Lumi sends off a peasant army to fight off what basically are medieval danish knights
what could go wrong?

>>25639634
Lia: I dont want to be a coomer
also Lia:

>>25639634
thigh gap im going to have to start watching lia

Will Lia become LoLia

I saw Sakana at the Cabela's in Acworth yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him about Gen 2 or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and opening and closing his hand in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen boxes of ammo in his hands without paying.
The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When he took one of the boxes of ammo and started scanning it multiple times, Sakana stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “even though what he really wanted was to suck a white man’s big dick,” and then turned around and winked at me. After he scanned each box and put them in a bag and started to say the price, I interrupted him like ziiiiiiiiiiip, rock and roll, and Sakana dropped to his knees and slobbed my knob right there in the line. Shit was cash.

Does Lumi strike anyone else as the type of person to try and piss you off before/while having sex so you'll be rougher with her?

>>25642837
>16 boxes of ammo
wasted opportunity to mention two cyberlive vtubers

>>25640610
tfw no pipstream

>>25644007
Feels bad, don't it?

>>25643795
Yes and humans need oxygen to live.
What other grand discoveries have you made anon?

>>25639225
You must also watch out your diet. Make sure you are taking enough protein.

>>25644007
you need to stop crying

>>25644396
has she reviewed Negative XP before?

do Markets actually do shit in this game or are they as useless as warehouses?

>>25644396
Is she gen 1.75?

>>25644396
Lia is more Phase than Yuri, Lori, and Nasa

>>25644858
doesn't matter shes playing normal/normal england, you can be in a coma and still win

>>25645403
you cant run from this mistake. i will forever know you forgot an s

>>25644007
No Rosebud either. Fuck.

>>25643795
>>25644361
I can't get attracted to Lumi because she's too much like my mom. I don't know how my father does it.

>>25645783
Currently streaming

>>25645908
mine coped with alcohol

>>25645908
same wtf

So Lia gets the most superchat dollars in PC. I wonder if it's seriously because we know what she looks like on top of her having a very dedicated fan base.

>>25645969
Oh, a zatsu, I'll watch later tonight. Enjoy!

>>25645403
Why do you bother deleting your posts when everyone has 4chanx

>>25646091
If you're gonna numberfag at least be correct.

>>25646091
Don't think she actually has the most, but her pity baiting is working really well for her.

>>25646155
Speaking of 4chanx is it fucking up for anyone else? The JSON index is taking forever to load so I've had to disable it.
>>25645969
Enjoy your stream rosebud!

>>25646391
Pippa also has an unusually high rate of people donating through streamelements. Especially when it comes to her bigger donators.

I’ve never actually smelled a girl fart
What do they smell like?

We need to force lumi to play ironman she has chronic savescumitis

461?
that's 421, Lumi...
you can't count

UOOOOOOOHHHHHH LIA SEXXXX LIA SEXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX TWINTAILS LIA SEXXXXXXXXXXXX

>>25646854
I'm not watching, how bad is it?

Why is it that Lia was the only PC member to get fully doxxed? It's bullshit.

>>25647474
blame the yabbit

>>25647474
Blame Rinmama and Facebook

>>25647474
blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots

>not wanting to DEUS VULT
What is wrong with Lumi?

>>25648790
She has a point. Crusading is pretty larpy.

>>25648790
She's only interested when it involves a specific city

>>25647623
Poor rinmama, shes a boomer so probably doesn't even know what doxxing is. I won't blame her though she's not at fault we all know who the real culprit is here. Eat a dick zuckerberg. Fucking jews ruin everything.

>>25647521
this but unironically

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE POPE
RATE THE MARRIAGE
RATE THE SINGING
RATE THE HOMELAND
RATE THE STREAM

>>25649805
Laid back comfy stream / 10

>>25520832
>>25521311
Rosebud best tastebud.

>>25646669
They're smart enough to circumvent Susan's cut.

>>25649805
>she's got everything/10

>>25650670
I want to cum inside Leaflit's mom prematurely

>>25650754
Leaflit collects posts like these to show her. Best of luck.

my merch (acrylic stand) is scuffed... I'm despondent...

>>25651636
IT HAD A THIN PLASTIC LAYER ON IT
ITS FINE

Yuri Connect

>>25651919
>pippa watch means nigger man
>actual malding
>uruka hate
>rosebud exercises
>romantic announcement
>favorite pippants
>real cat hands

>>25649805
11/10. It was a fun playthrough.

>>25651919
>gay fatposter
>gigastacy becoming entertaining
>world seems eating thighs meals
>erotic mouth

>>25651919
>yuri fat
That's pretty funny.
You know cause she's fat.

>>25651919
>bothering rinkou
>cute jp friends
>fat eat week
>imagine flakes /pcg/
>edged cause maybe soon feet

>>25653076
>edged cause maybe soon feet
Pippa please I am begging you

>>25639634
BIG. MEATY. CLAWS.

>>25653027
>racist yuri fat
>need yuri fat
>racist yuri cute

>>25651919
>hand stinky
Pippa schlicked last night confirmed.

>>25639634
Passionlip? Glad the boring zoomer is getting something nice

>>25653284
I'd be okay with Yuri at her current heft if she was racist. Unfortunately not the case!

>>25653351
>schizo boys erotic right under
So that's why they're /here/...

At least try better with your bait. Rosebuds I love you!!!

>>25639043
The fuck happened to you bro? You used to like Uruka but now you're just being creepy. What did the bear do?

ピッパ抱きします!

>>25653790
It's not the same bearposter, what was left of the bearposter's essence got twisted and corrupted by rrats. What came back was not the same bearposter but something else entirely different. And you will never get your beloved bearposter back either. I wonder what sort of twisted corrupted void rrats could of turned him and who would have that sort of power?

Love Pippa, Love Rosemi. Trust Lumi unequivocally and without question.

>>25653790
there's nothing left of /pcg/ as it once was. The ritualposters and most of the other posters are gone, replaced by a combination of ibs, kiwis, and schizos from /wvt/ and /clg/ who meshed so well with the pippiggers already here they combined into something far worse
they far outnumber every other poster here including the capippalists

K so what was with Pippa and pretending she pronounces it strawburry instead of strawberry
Was she just trying to be funny or what

All times EDT / UTC / JST

10:00 / 14:00 / 23:00 - Lumi breakfast zatsu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB7mJDCTVDg

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma member only TF2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfQM-KrMieE

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlAYKAABrUg

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lumi Elden Ring
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
YT Link TBD

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

>>25654624
Pippa Lispkin.

>>25654222
Same and my mind is at peace.

>>25654878
I don't buy that but speaking of her lisp I went through the birthday voice pack yesterday again and it's so painfully strong.
"Thystem thtarting" makes me me laugh everytime.

I genuinely love Lia

>>25653908
Witch schedule when?
She did 4 streams over 2 days last weekend. Warms my heart how hard-working the witch is.

>>25655507
Flakes?

Lumi is a whore.

>>25656835
nope, thats my husband

Life without Pippa is worthless

Loving Yuri regardless of her chub!

Do you guys think when Yuri tries to sit up from the couch she struggles because her tummy is in the way and it doesn't let her effectively shift her weight forward?
You know cause she's fat.

>>25655320
When does her birthday merch ship?

>>25651919
>schizo boys erotic
uoohh

>>25651919
>Uruka Hate
That damn witch she has gone too far corrupting bear poster!

>>25654797
>>21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa TBD
> YT Link TBD
It's going to be a Lisa collab.

How was the Medieval stream? I slept through it.

>>25657147
Have a (You)

>>25658004
Expected release date of April 30th with up to 3 three weeks shipping because of COVID, so lol.
Acrylic stand pre-orders were Feb 28th with up to 4 weeks shipping for COVID and people didn't start getting theirs until like the first week in May?

>>25659010
It went roughly how you'd expect.

>>25660902
There's no way Yuri could fit through a portal that size.
Cause she's fat.

>>25660953
God, she's perfect

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1534115578620825600
Yuri and Pippa's child...

>>25651919
>Flakes and Rosebuds have been talked about more in recent threads than Iori, Nasa and Michiru.
Pride Connect General? Flakes and Rosebuds Incline?

>>25662043
more like raider general, someone can come and post the new vshojo and the thread wont even bother reporting them for offtopic

>>25662078
What do you mean? Is this not the vshojo general? Shit I've been posting in the wrong general all this time.

>>25662043
Correction is needed. *unzips belt*

>>25662078
>threads other than the big 3 getting moderated
So where are you raiding from?

>>25662326
Why does your belt have a zipper anon?

https://twitter.com/AmarisYuri/status/1534134211564687361

>think its funny pippa has an ant problem
>wake up today
>kitchen full of ants

has to be karma
All since i left a jar of honey half open, how do those fuckers even can smell it from outside

>>25664213
>claims to have no pip ants
>has pip ants
What else did she lie about?
Being 3?
Having a Pipenis?
Her Pipanties?

>>25664304
Do people need a reminder that her tail is a fake one?

>no pip ants
>no pip antis

Is Pippa even a rabbit...

>>25664531
hope not, cant marry an rabbit

>>25639634
The tits are being removed as well.

Will it be lewdable....? I am just asking for a friend.

>>25664342

You now remember Pippa's tail is a plug 10 cm in diameter.

>>25664613
sounds like an improvement to me

I want Yuri to headpat me with her tail.

>>25665112
I want to get squibbed by Yuri's tail.

>>25665112
I want to get squibbed by Yuri's tail.

>>25665347
Look at how happy she is. Squib me for your own pleasure Yuri!

>>25651919
>need racist tenma

I will pinch Lumi's cheeks.

>>25664605
Quitter talk.

>>25668514
Which cheeks? That is the question.

>>25668840
all of them at the same time

as we approach the 1 year anniversary, there should be some Gen 1 Superlative Awards
>STINKIEST FEET
>SMELLIEST BRAPS
>SWEATIEST PITS

>>25669557
>STINKIEST FEET
Pippa
>SMELLIEST BRAPS
Tie between Lia & Yuri
>SWEATIEST PITS
Lori

Pippa is so adorable I want to hug er all day long.

I want Pippa to make me cum with her feet.

I want Pippa to make me bleed with her blades.

I want to make Pippa cum with my feet.

I want Tenma to make me cum with Pippa's feet.

I want to love Pippa.

>>25664213
Too bad bug(-like) anatomy is such a pain to animate or we'd have more of it in games

I want to give Pippa a bath and thoroughly wash every part of her then wrap her up like a burrito and lay her in bed next to me with her head resting on my arm while I feed her snacks like a mother bird feeds her young

>>25670577
>like a mother bird feeds her young
wait a second

>>25670577
>all the cute grumbling
there's a thought

>>25670814
She would absolutely be into it.

>>25670577
>>25670814
>>25671269
It would look something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in02LCdufUc

>>25671269
You sure she wouldn't throw up?

>>25671366
She'd get used to it eventually

>>25670577
>I want to give Pippa a bath and thoroughly wash every part of her
Someone post The File. You know the one.

>>25661142

Das a Yuuuuuuge Bitch

>>25670577
>like a mother bird feeds her young
reminds me of this https://files.catbox.moe/ialw28.mp4

>>25672198
It was a learning moment, Lia, you learned the power your words can hold.
That is fucking hilarious though.

I'm really sexually frustrated right now, it's unbearable!

>>25672198

>>25672690
Shut up Uruka.

>>25670577
>>25671781
https://files.catbox.moe/39gwve.mp3

Imagine powerwashing the smegma and mold out of every crevice of the rabbit.

>>25672690
Just gotta focus your mind on other things and it'll fade, I've learned.

>>25672198
Lia will remember this when she has to chew the food for her parents when they're old. Or maybe there are ways around that by now. I haven't looked into that kind of tech.

>>25672936
One of the best songs of all time

>https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1534181777580797952?s=20&t=iEVxzuTHavKOudAXcBGqOw
this was 1 hour ago already......LUMI LOVE

Fatty chat needs diet correction. No cooking for you.

>>25673110
This dumb sleepy idiot

>>25673246
i am chonky

>>25673110
Lazy skank needs rape correction

>>25652192
you missed this one
>hard smell

>>25673246
NIGGER I AM CONSTANTLY BEHIND ON MY CALORIES IT'S FUCKING TERRIBLE
HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE EAT
WHAT IS THIS FOOD THING
WHAT THE FUCK
I RAN THE NUMBERS YESTERDAY AND I'M LIKE 500 KCAL SHORT *AGAIN*
I HATE IT HERE

>>25673632
He's...just like me!

>>25653908
>could of
>>25655909
She twitted about it, she hasn't settled on what she will do but it's going to stream at 8PM JST on wed, fri, sat and sun.

>>25673246
Who asked?

>>25673246
Lumi, I'm begging you, I'm barely 105 pounds.

Lumi needs to keep you underweight and weak so you can't resist her, please understand.

Lumi 100% tweeted from the bed and fallen asleep again

>>25674704
I am imagining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU_QaG6RGHI

Remove the friends section, there's only enemies and poach targets.

>>25674900
lmao you were right

>>25673632
Just have to develop the habit, much like going from 50 proper squats in 30 minutes to 117 in just 15 minutes after less than a week. Just gotta give yourself the time.

>>25674555
>Banana mayonaise sandwiches
Why are Americans like this?

>>25675617
I can smell how fat you are through the post

>>25672198
not fair, I want rinmama to spit in my mouth too

>>25674940
Sorry anon I like girls.

>>25676034
I also like girls (male)

>>25676034
You weigh 45kg, what you like doesn't matter.

Don't trust her anymore.

love lia
simple as

>>25676034
practically begging for it

I want to hug Pippaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>25676826
i refuse to believe that brapfaggots aren't just being completely ironic

>>25664719
I love how cute that backview is.

>>25677886
google "eating shit acceptance"

Does anybody have a link to the first lisa x pippa collab?

>>25677886
Brapfags are disgusting retards. That faggot is doing a better job at making me dislike Lia than any anti ever could.

>>25678635
I ask because I remember it being cringekino but I can't find that shit

>tfw you and Pippa are both to old to get the opportunity to hug the bullied Pippa
I want to saaaaaave.

>>25678635
>>25678681
https://youtu.be/msyr8vSyASY?t=4930
they had already interacted a little before on the first cross company server stream but i think you mean this one, this is when they first talked 1 on 1

>>25678820
Yeah that's the one, thanks dude

>>25678820
Imagine getting dominated by a rabbit that hard. Couldn't be me.

>>25678863
>>25678820
Fuck it's even better than I remembered, the spaghetti drops out of bunny pockets immediately upon Lisa joining

Would she shoot your dog if you tried to hug her?

>>25679976
She'd shoot you to steal your dog

>>25680000

>>25679976
She'd rape my dog if I tried to hug her

>>25679976
That's the APF not the FPI

>>25680044
Isn't it weird how well done hers and Lumi's 3D models are?

>>25680141
sum pippa faces for ya
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1nbkU3xk8-UXrdcQylFQyn6H-zZDYEinD

>>25678654
they seem to make Lia giggle and she has fun with it; so if she doesn't mind it I don't mind it

>>25680141
The artstyle for Yuri's face fits 3D really well especially with the flat face.

>>25677886
>he doesn't think a cute girl sitting on his face is hot
gay

>>25681109
>not wanting to huff and eat shit is gay
guess i'm a massive fag then

>>25681169
>eat shit
that is a different fetish, anon.
now would I want a girl to dominate me and sit on my face and maybe toot while bullying me? yes

>>25681365
by inhaling the fart you are in a way eating the shit

>>25681419
nah that is a big reach, anon

>>25681456
you are consuming shit particles

>>25681365
>that is a different fetish, anon
Not to any respectable human it isn't

>>25681419
that's like saying is someone burps by you, then they are in a way projectile vomiting all over you.

>>25681538
>respectable human
>4chan poster
anon...

>>25681545
well you are inhaling someones stomach gasses. that's pretty fucked up, and with shit it just elevates the disgustingness

oh fuck i just saw that tenma is streaming

while the braps play apart of it, most of the fetishes appeal is the femdom aspect of it.

>>25681666
that makes sense
>cursed digits

Pippa fans are latín?

>>25682027
yes, Pippa fans a high ranking Roman soldiers

>>25680332
4th one made PPP start playing in my head

>>25681569
True, fair enough
Not to any human it isn't

I want to hold Yuri's entire body in my hand.

>pyro rush
SONNY BRISKO DONT LOOK

>>25682613
I don't think you or anyone could support that much weight in one hand, anon.
You know cause she's fat.

>>25681109
I want a cute girl to sit on my face, but i don't want her to brap on it

I NEED her bros

Given the opportunity I would kick the rabbit's ass.

>>25683834
Better do your streaming reps then. Then actually convince Pippa to workout and eat more healthily.

>>25683834
Stop trying to make her look attractive. I hate that bitch and Lumi too.

>>25683998
>doesn't leave the house
>eats fast food every day
>doesn't like vegetables
Is she American-sized? Does she hate Ralph so much because he reminds her of herself?

>>25683834
Where is the colored yuri version?
I NEED IT!

I am not sexually attracted to Pippa. I only like Pippa as an entertainer.

>>25684532
t. pippa
get outta here rabbit

I want Pippa to entertain my tongue with her toes, if you catch my drift

>>25683242
but if she did, what would you do? would you push her off?
you might try, but she will sit full-weight down on your face and be trapped with her smell. she would laugh and let you up eventually saying it was just a prank.

how could you be mad at that?

>>25684745
so you want to get ryona'd?
>>25684532
I like her as a future friend =D
>>25684287
she is skinnyfat, closer to auschwitz mode

>>25684835
>so you want to get ryona'd?
Sure, I know I'm not her target demographic for ryona but if Pippa wants me to I can put on the dress

>>25684747
>tfw youll never have a girl be comfortable enough to sit on you and dom you and play brap pranks on you to drive you crazy
It’s a painful life bros

>>25684747
I would probably gag and throw up if it was gross, farts don't smell good dude. they smell like literal shit.

>>25685129
>he can’t handle a cute girl toot
KWAB

https://twitter.com/chikafujilisa/status/1534265226152947713
Lisa x Pippa cancelled

>>25673246
I eat like 1500 calories or less per day and struggle fairly succesfully to avoid sugar but I can't get rid of this belly fat

>>25685998
wtf Lisa hates pippa now?!?

>>25686497
do these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITPcN8U_tYg
plus cycling or other forms of cardio. thank me in a month

>>25686497
Belly fat is often about hormones and insulin resistance.
Try fasting one day weekly (ideally 36 hours really) while maintaining the same weekly calorie intake, lift, take boron (3m), fish oil and longjack (500mg 200:1). All of this should rise your testosterone and make you brun fat fast enough. Although remember that burning fat is faster if you have some muscle on you too.

Why is Pippa responding to a doxxfag on twitter?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRgweLjJcMM
Its over

>>25684287
She doesn't eat enough to be American-sized.

>>25686497
In addition to all else that's been said, doing proper squats will work your core and you can do them while watching streams. It really doesn't distract much and in many ways the stream takes away from the burn since you're focused on it. Don't forget the cool water to keep core temperature reasonable.

Mmm pizza pockets

>>25687871
is this Pippa's next ploy to try and leach her way to 4view?

>full logs of sei being a schizo dropped in /asp/
>all of melancholic's messages in lumicord are deleted
What did lumi's jannies mean by this?

>>25689742
Protecting their own

>>25686497
Your body will slow down your metabolism if you constantly maintain the same deficit. Look into doing a zig-zag diet.

>>25680332
I don't like this model, it doesn't capture at all what makes Pippa good.

>>25684532
I like her as my wife.

>>25690670
her feet n autism?

I see people posting about a new vtubestudio update. Is it a cool update? Does it further its supremacy over whatever Hololive and Nijisanji use?

>>25689484
Pippers has wanted to play that since she first learned of it.
From what I remember it has Nene, Roboco, Haachama and Matsuri for the voicework.

Wouldn't you romance holololis or are you a big gay?

>>25658578
Or not.

>>25691609
I want to grab this rabbit by its ears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NBBiEjhxB8
Pippa seething

>>25691896
>seething
Seeing that word associated with Pippa automatically makes me flashback to the Korean games rant

Wait hold on, Pippa is a Holobrony? Hololive content on her second channel just dropped and she will do a Hololive fangame stream in 3 hours?
YOU FUCKERS TRICKED ME YOU SAID SHE HATES KIARA

>>25691896
>animefeminist
Pippa I'm saying this for your sake
Stop falling for retards baiting hateclicks with clickbait

>>25687871
>putting the Loli into Hololive

>>25691981
Most retarded post in the last 46 days.

>>25691981
She simply is willing to bully Kiara (and she deserves it). She like hololive though (over niggisanji).

>>25691896
>muh parasocial
I keep hearing this more and more often. Is this going to be the next big moral outrage?

>>25658578
>>25691754
Why'd she do it?

>>25691896
Pippacalm down you histerical cunt and dont click on baitshit, its not that fucking hard

>>25692267
>>25691993
How about you watch the video instead of being a smug cunt?

>>25692297
I literally do not give a single fuck Pippa. Stop falling for clickbait.

https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1534297521903783936
Pippas contracted monkeypox from cursed jerky sticks

>>25691896
>making a 4 minute video on something that can be explained with "retard thinks Coco graduated because of parasocial shit and not because of Taiwan"

>>25692297
Stop giving journalists money you big dork

>>25689742
I don't see shit on /asp/

>>25691981
the sanest Kiara anti

>>25692403
pretty sure tha happened months ago when the bunnygif drama was being unraveled

>>25692202
Yes. Expect two dozen articles titled Parasocials are Dead within the next year or two. They will do their absolute best to replace us with the same braindead consoomers you find watching movies and playing AAA vidya.

>>25691981
Rabbit's oshi is in Hololive retardchama, she is a sheepposting Watamate.

>>25692202
>>25692569
They already have the plan in motion. They will use the same thing that they have used over and over on youtubers and out a male vtuber for having sexual conversations with a minor and use it as precedent for why "parasocial" dynamics should die. It'll probably be a Nijisanji male because the holofags will happily eat it up and fan the flames on their behalf without realizing the implications.

>>25678820
>Pippa: is the slug the only manager over at tsunderia?
>Lisa: there is her and there is another one... (awkward silence)
The signs were there!

>>25692202
Nobody gives a fuck anymore now that Vox and Finana instantly went back to parasocial baiting . Its kind of hard to take clowns seriously

the face of the queen of /vst/

>>25692916
jesus fucking christ

>>25692916
>AI interprets "kaneko lumi" as a bunch of indistinct jap women
Kek

>>25692745
The most interesting part of that video is that it confirmed that Char stopped being a manager fucking ages before it was actually announced

>>25692297
Pippa did you made this thread?>>25689564

I LOVE LIA

Do you still want Pippa to make you cum with her feet?

>>25693584
Lia is late! LATE!!!

First and last time posting here, you guys are so toxic, stay away from the discord.

>>25693670
Lia was 20 seconds late, this isn't ok

>>25693691
see you next thread

First and last time posting here, you guys are so toxic, stay away from the discord. (new ip)

Lias cute, unmuted humming!

>cute lia noises

>I overslept by 11 hours today

Lia just said she's going to beat the yabbit at Money in the Bank in July and walk out Phase Connect Heavyweight Champion...

>Lisa playing Roblox right now
>Pippa shitposting on alt channel and will stream like normal
What the fuck happened? Clearly they're both available right now

>>25694505
Lisa probably got sick of Pippa trying to manipulate her

New thread
>>25694512

>>25694505
Lisa raped Pippa