/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

what the fuck is this thing though

Ok guys I know its fun to mock schizos but try to just not reply this time

>>26101255
My onahole

Gura cute Gura cute!

Imagine cumming inside Gura.

Gura's manager told her to stream less intentionally to prevent 4M from coinciding with her birthday, because it would mean more revenue if they were farther apart.

Explain this yesmen.

>>26101229
will gura's birthday celebration get more than 30k CCV?

Ok clean slate guys

Look at this smug brat.

Oh nyo not the numbers, how could she ignore the numbers like she always has

>>26101293
is she dead...

>doomposting/doxxposting starts increasing in /ggg/
>she immediately posts a schedule
I know it's almost certainly a coincidence, but just in case, please, please don't come here Gura. It will only make you feel sad and jaded. There is literally nothing you can gain by coming here, other than resentment and further distrust towards your fans.
I am saying this as someone who doomposts and thinks you are dishonest, but is unable to prevent himself from being in love with you. Please don't come here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHwCaEDeF_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHwCaEDeF_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHwCaEDeF_M

My birthday wife

Imagine the shitposting on the 18th.
Buds I wanna fucking die tbqh.

I want her to play Banjo Tooie so bad. Anything from the N64 PLEASE

>>26101303
Then she shouldn't lie and tell people she is going to celebrate it. She did the same shit for 3 mil, changed it to 3.5 and nothing happened

>>26101358
>same thumbnail
GOT SHE IS SO FREAKING LAZY

>>26101350
Fuck off cripple.

>>26101350
retard

>>26101292

Gurass

>>26101367
I'll be there. So will barb

>>26101350
this thread is casually doxxing and doomposting her 24/7. There is no good timing.

Gura is a diaper shark

My overall thoughts is that I actually prefer this week's Birthday schedule to last year even if there's less streams. My only complaint is that I think WWE should've been moved to either Friday or Saturday so it could be a little longer.

>>26101350
even if she came here (she doesn't) I doubt she would give a fuck about anything posted here

This place smells like chemicals

>>26101432
>>26101444
the contrast between these two posts makes me laugh

>>26101473
Gura is NOT a fart shark.

The 4m doesn't actually matter and she can just schedule the milestone celebration any time she wants. It will not lose freshness, not like anyone else is going to have a 4m celebration anytime soon.

>>26101384
>4 54 712 44 190 234 53 54 66 5345 7754 345345 23424 77456456 45456
There have some numbers if you love them so much

My autistic anxiety riddled wife is so perfect!

>>26101459
>it could be a little longer.
She only has fights left after creating the characters off-stream. Even getting a bit over 1 hour out of this will be hard.

>>26101499
oh no no notafartsharkschizos? what's this?

>>26101499
Strange chemicals...

>>26101473
Sorry, that's me.

Despite what the schedule says she's gonna stream on saturday

I wonder if Gura would have liked fireflies in Minecraft

The anon that downloads the twitter schedule images with the whole tweet's contents in the filename, post the schedule.

>>26101615
>>26101618
Why are fart shark posters are always so inoffensive and based.

>>26101615
notfartsharkschizos you can't keep that stream memory holed forever

>>26101561
She's probably going to have all of council on since it's right before a snot collab. Worst case they just zatsu.

>>26101690

>>26101663
Yes, into my mouth

love shark

>>26101743
simple as.

Gura posted a schedule today because I came to her cunny. Your welcome.

>>26101743
What does she keeps in that pocket?

I miss watchalongs. It's so close to the perfect schedule, just one watchalong, just one.

>>26101561
She could make Council on stream

>>26101829
moldy strawberries and the corpse of an ebi

Gura has a problem saying no to things. She'll lie and say okay or I'll write that down but it's clear she doesn't want to do it. Why is she so afraid of saying no? Remember Duolingo, DMC, Metroid or any other game she lies about wanting to play again. She does the same thing with celebration streams. 3

>>26101993
Fuck off, that is my schizo axe to grind, get your own.

>>26101432
It was really starting to ramp up last thread until she posted the schedule.

>>26101890
Yeah. I wonder why she stopped doing movie watchalongs after Tremors? I know it was a bad stream for her and she was gone half the stream arguing with her bf but why would that turn her off from doing movie watchalongs again?

>>26102054
No faggot. It's mine

>>26101460
She said she can't handle people saying mean things to her. So unless that was a lie, I think you're probably wrong.

>>26101735
Thank you.

>>26102095
Gura says a lot of things, a big part of them are not true

the mp4s are too big for catbox
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/66353827/post/3903511
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/66353827/post/3943152

>>26101735

>>26102177
damn I guess she just lies about everyting, thanks for opening my eyes anon

>>26102095
she can very easily dissociate from what random fags say if she's been on the internet long enough, but this is the girl who went on a 20 minute rant about fauna disagreeing with her on desserts

>>26102230
Zip bomb

>>26102095
But she loves to shit on greyfags in member streams whom make the majority of her subs. She like to ditch it but not take it. Typical zoomer behavior.

>>26102230
delicious

>>26102333
People very rarely say anything that would bother her. It's mostly Gura lazy or Gura a whore, which she knows the truth of better than anyone.

>>26102334
>2022
>zip bombs
lol

The chat moves a lot so is not like she'll catch any criticism unless is in the form of a akasupa.

>>26102376
>She like to ditch it but not take it
My fucking sides

>>26102230
im gonna goom

came home from my first day at work, i am wiped
eating chikem and fry

>>26102376
t. grayfag

I dont want to workout today but I will.

>>26102527
gj chumbie

>>26102598
gura shoulders are pure sex

>>26102581

>>26102581
her schedules actually motivate me because I know when to look forward to streams. I can't wait to do my reps

>>26102527
Welcome home chadbud.

>>26102598
God I want to goom all over her puffy pouty cheeks.

>>26102637
Yeah I'm a fucking mess

>>26102581
I did 4km of steps in 4 hours today at work plus lifting of approx 2000 packages up to 20kg, I started working to earn money to use for things I care about without leeching off the neetbucks or from my family that's just my father who barely can pay bills. I decided that one of the things I care about is supporting Gura with supas and that used to motivate me a lot but today I simply wish to go sleep, dream of her and never wake up.

>>26102059
If you want the non shitpost reason. It's because she stopped doing all her experimental/intimate streams when she came back from her unnanounced long break last year right after her birthday. It was the one where she suddenly disappeared for a week and came back with her cat out of nowhere. She became a lot more emotionally distant towards chat after that.
She stopped doing all the watch along, cooking, planting, asmr, or bathtub types of streams. Basically everything that wasn't karaoke or gaming. It wasn't until the Christmas gift wrapping stream that she slowly started to do them again. No one knows why she stopped, but that break clearly demarcated the point when Gura changed.

>>26102829
Yeah I had a rough night with the old loneliness again last night. Today makes me feel better. Especially after the Platinum Disco drop I need this but with Gura someone fund it

Shion and Gura will have a sex in an off collab, i believe!

>>26102672
>really, you're gonna pull it out right now?
>you're disgusting, stroking your stinky meaty cock in front of a little girl like that
>maybe you like to jerk off in front of little girls?
>maybe you get off on me not being able to put up a fight
>repulsive..
>i bet you'd stroke even harder if i show you my pink, smooth and unused cunny

>>26102857

>>26102897
will it be as awkward as their switch sports collab?

>>26102376
>she loves to ditch
Freudian slip?

>>26102912
Don't even acknowledge its existence it will go away.

>>26102908
TuT

>>26102897
Their discord sex must be heavenly, imagine the passion. More than with Kronni.

>>26102908

What's propnight anyway, never played it and it looks like DBD

>>26102908

>>26102912
Explain why she stopped all non-gaming/karaoke streams right after that break then.

>>26102927
It's okay, you haven't watched the collab. They are clearly in love.

>>26103001
Maybe Prop Hunt??

Are there actual delusional schizos here who think that Gura or anyone from Hololive(except treerrat) browse 4chan?
Are you off your meds or something?

>>26103052
retard

Yes I am they make my pp soft and unusable

>>26103052

>>26102977
I wonder how close they must be since Gura had sex discord talks with her since debut.

>>26103052
>he doesn't know about the oreo milkshake
>he doesn't know about Mori's rant
>he doesn't know about amber
Just shut the fuck up. You don't know shit.

>>26103001
prophunt
it'll be a good stream

>>26103122
>he doesn't know about the oreo milkshake
redpill me

>>26103052
Mori does.

>>26103117
I think they touched cun cuns.

Do not spoonfeed this fag. Spoonfeed me instead.

>>26103142
https://streamable.com/3goh2f

>>26103142

>>26103182
Alright. Gura posted this.
>>26098139

my life is at the worst it has ever been and my family is falling apart as i can only cry in the shower because i can't do nothing to change it but having the dumb shark streams and birthday to look forward to is what gives a reason stay alive

>>26103001
its hide and seek. Its a really fun game, should be a good stream.
one of those games that is actually made better by having more people in it, too. This game in a big collab with proximity chat would be really good.

>>26103195
t. gura

>>26103015
>nintendo direct watchalong publically
>three watchalongs of an anime series
>never stopped doing karaoke
>cursed doodles and talking
>oceanside chatting
All happened after the break and before december. You're delusional

>>26102857
>She became a lot more emotionally distant towards chat after that.
That started with the shrimp meme. Dehumanization of the fanbase does that, all chuubas that have dumb looking mascots as characters for the fanbase act like that.
The chumbud meme had soul, the shrimp one doesn't. It's not a surprise considering how this shrimp meme even started.

>>26103201
she is so good at making me feel better when i'm sad

I'm sorry but this is a weaker schedule compared to last year. Another fucking fish game, break on Saturday, no interesting stream aside from WWE, and no public karaoke to salvage it. Gura just doesn't care anymore, does she?

So the schizo is still here huh

>>26103195
Thank (You) for the you, retard.

>>26103106
>>26103122
>those random coincidences undeniably prove that Holo is /here/
Take your meds already, stupid

>>26103052
A couple of the other ENs might, apart from Mori who pretty much is confirmed, but there is zero chance actually Gura does despite all the funposting here about it.

We know Laplussy is in Gura's DMs, she replied to her with this. There is a non zero chance they had Discord sex, perhaps inviting Zion as well.

>>26103316
I can't stop thinking about the break. Fuck my life.

>Bitches about no schedule
>Gets one and continues to bitch
This should be proof to even the stupidest chumbud that this is just blatant shitposting to rile you up

>>26103316
>The cripple is still trying

>>26103316
amazing that you already feel confident enough to post your usual stale shit

All you need to do to prove Gura is here is post this. Nothing else is necessary.

>>26103316
I wish she would cancel wwe just to spite you wrasslin faggots. You're unironically worse than dmcfags

>>26103385
you're fooling no one

>>26103341
Shut the hell up gura, don't talk while youre fuking sucking.

you gura will hit 4 million by her birthday?

>>26103390
I mean, he's been at it for over a year. I don't know what to say if you haven't caught on at this point

>>26103045
>>26103127
>>26103256
Alright thanks, i forgot about prophunt kek

>>26103439
i she might

guys i just got this job but im feeling a powerful urge to call out on thursday so i can watch the SNOT collab

>>26103403
Crying emoji being associated with lolis isn't a 4chan meme

>>26103443
Retarded (Ugly) fanbase reflects Retarded Oshi (Cute)

>>26103403
anon....

>>26103475
retard

>>26103359
There's a non 0% chance we may get a La+/Gura cover in the future just like Shion and I'm looking forward to that day.

>get back from gun range after not getting to fire a single round
>see gooba schedule
>anger instantly gone

>>26101358
>same thumbnail
>same title
i'm sure this is a horrible idea from a content upload perspective. gura's usually more savvy than that

>>26103403
UOH broke containment a long time ago anon
Hell i think that shit originated on twitter

>>26101561
Well maybe she should not have spent 10+ hours doing something off stream for a 1 hour payoff, huh?

>>26103493
Nice argument, dumbfuck. Looks like I won.

>>26103552
Not only new, but a tourist.

>>26103506
You gonna keep that brass sunny?

>>26103510
Are you the thumbnail schizo?
Please post the kino one, you know that one, i haven't saved it

>>26103510
She'll probably change both before the stream starts

>>26103510
given shes used placeholder thumbnails before i imagine shes just clicked reuse settings when making the frame and is looking for a thumbnail now

>>26103403
>>26103493
every fucking 4chan meme that became popular is because it spread to reddit or twitter and took off from there. This isn't exclusive to /vt/ but every board. Stop thinking she's here.

>>26103510
It's called gaslighting

>>26103595
I miss ogey...

>>26103595
Sure retard. She's here and there's nothing your posts can do about it.

>>26103499
No, only Shion for Gura. Her wife is priority

>>26103403
>>26103532
>>26103595
UOH isn't from here and didn't get popular here until it was already spreading everywhere
Stop pretending to fit in

i want gura to leave

>>26103595
Dilate.

>>26103595
>spread to
The meme in question literally originated on twitter. Christ, how fucking new are you people?

>>26103677
not after that awkward collab

>>26103403
Uooooh literally started as a twitter meme

>>26103675
roru
rumao

>>26103704
stop trying

ok you did it, you made me so sick of reading your retarded newfag shit that i'm spoonfeeding. good job.

>>26103704
Fuck off that shit, you really sound like a teamate mad that Amesame is a failure.

>>26103385
>>26103316
samefagging

>>26103704
Embrace the cringe anon. It's the best part of JPxEN collabs. I love it and wish for more.

>>26101735
>date of the day off
It hurts.

>>26103771
Holy tribalfaggot

>>26103836
>>26103783

>working late on the 20th
god damn it
Have fun, lads. Remember to laugh at the schizos and love your shark.

>>26103839
Seems like i am right then. Go back to your trash streamer

>>26103907
Always

>draw two prime cunnies
>give them tits
It hurts.

>>26101735
>Splitting Birthday stream between 2 days
Fuck yes. That mean I'm able to at least catch the call-in's. Bless you Gura for having mercy for those busy on the 20th.

>>26103942
That's within loli range.

>>26103859

>threadshitters now switch to tribalfaggotry
Like clockwork.

>>26103907
I love my shark but I'm can't laugh at myself if not for self ridiculing.

>>26103942
Cunny is all about tummy and thighs, I don't even care if they have tits

>>26103963
no its not

>>26104004
>I don't even care if they have tits

>>26102581
YES CHUMBIE, GET HUGE FOR GURA. HERE'S MOTIVATION:

>>26103783
>THERE'S PEOPLE JEALOUS THAT GURA TAKES THE DAY OFF FOR REASONS WE ALL KNOW? HOW CAN THIS BE?! MUST BE ONE SCHIZO MAKING 500 POSTS A THREAD FOR SURE!

>people

>>26104026
Don't make me do it

>>26104067
It's a nijikeks raid.

>>26103771
I wouldn't lump teamates with threadshitters. Most likely just obnoxious Amesame fags that can't move on.

>>26104004
>I don't even care if they have tits
These are the type of people that post among us and you still wonder why threads are shit

>>26094590
Here you go, I made the file a little clearer, I hope it will be helpful.

https://files.catbox.moe/imvggb.blend

>>26104086
Why are you posting a Gura cosplayer?

>>26102908
https://files.catbox.moe/jw5bg1.jpg
Now continue

>>26104004
I care if they have tits

>>26104116

>two birthday streams
rrats?

>>26103193
PLEASE

>>26104207
cute

>>26104101
But who else would still cling to Amesame if not them?

>>26104190
One stream is for callins and the other stream is whatever she's had her slaves working on.

>>26104190
Some live and others pre recorded 3D ideas

>>26102857
Well, we all know why she was gone and came back with a cat. So knowing who she went to see, it makes sense now why she became so distant

>>26104229
Myth fans?

>>26103771
Same pattern of anon complaining about the GuraShion collab and another blaming him for being an AmeSameFan

Gura hasent liked or retweeted duldul recent animation, duldul on suicide watch.

>>26104277
>know
meds

>>26104385
Dudul, why is Gura ignoring your stuff? Maybe it's cuz of the DMC shit. It's a great animation though.

>>26104385
She knows people would expect dmc if she does anything with it.

>>26103499
and they will cover this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBT7o-o8zjA

>>26104298
Amesame is dead anyway, threadshitter's ammunition is really outdated

>>26104390
He's replying to himself

>>26104229
me

>>26104503
I am aware, even more of a reason for him to take meds.

predicting her birthday will include:
>3d model usage
>New orisong
>New outfit
>Project reveals
>Japan offcollab
>Gura dino plushie (100%)
>Daki
>Themed voice pack
>Call-ins from 90% of hololive
>Tears

Predict the chances of any of these happening.

everyone knows that age regressed inasame is the real OTP anyways.

>>26104432
But she already finished all the good DMC games, what else is there to do?

>>26104509
>New IP
Might as well be a Teamate

>>26104039
I'm already huge. I am just sad....

>>26104545
I need it

>>26104545
just the japan off collab sounds impossible

>>26104550
This isn't true.

I'm in love with Gura!

gura should kiss all the girls but especially miku and gawr

I sent Gura a letter today buds!

>>26104545
0% any of them.
Screencap this.

Is goop goop kill?

>>26104545
>>Japan offcollab
I want to belieeeeeeeeve.
There's no way Mori would had invited Gura as a guest if she can't visit Japan. I'm aware I'm on full copium here. Get your fucking shit together already Japan.

>>26104698
I'm in love with her body. T u T

>>26104475
When they have to use Ame to annoy the cuckschizo, then Amesame isn't dead? ok

>>26104698
Me too

>>26104720
Just on her back. Flip her over.

>>26104698
same desu

consider this: puffy shark vulva

>>26103585
What part of this is schizo? I wasn't even making a "she's lazy" comment like others.

>>26104550
Based and true

>>26103510
she set the frame up and then went to take a nap before setting it to private

>>26104813
I consider it all the time

new thumbnail just dropped

>>26104763
They hide behind Holos they hate. It's a smart strategy.

>>26104855
Can you stop? Gura is more than just a cunny. You're all sick fucks.

>>26103450
>>26103045
>>26103127
Propnight is basically DBD with a Prop Hunt paintjob.
Prop Hunt is gmod, and the last time vtubers touched THAT, it ended in confusion, loads of waiting, copyright tomfuckery, privated streams, and an agreement to never play Prop Hunt again.

Blue Archive currently has a Hatsune Miku rhythm game collab event. Will Guoba shill it? Seems to be right up her alley.

>>26104928
>You will never play Dark RP with Gura and Council

Why live?

>>26104920
She is more than cunny, yes.
But the cunny is a very important part of her.

>>26104920
she is also VERY flat chest

>>26104952
Now drink it

>>26104974
Fresh goom only.

look at these cute brats

>>26104949
>YWN share a drug den with Gura
Sad. My account was glitched so I had over a billion dollars and I could've given her all the guns and cars she wanted.

>>26104999
Checked

>>26104974

Reminder Gura's heartrate spikes when she reads my name, she loves me the most

>>26104999
Why are they salivating?

>>26105051
No thats me under her desk sucking her toes

>>26105065
They know it arouses men

>>26105051
You post shit like this and you wonder why you have schizos bugging you.

>>26104897
Based

reminder that gura's heart rate slows slightly when she reads my name, she knows i am not a threat

>>26104999
Gura and her wife... Comfy

>>26105105
im not that poster

>>26105116
I chase random women at night to practice

>>26104999
My wife and 2nd wife

reminder that gura doesn't know how to read and the one reading superchats is microsoft sam with a filter

Gura should stream Slime Rancher 2 when it comes out

>>26105242
Did Gura get anyone else to look up slimegirls in the past or just me?

>>26105276
There needs to be more art of goop goop

>>26105116
Gura's heartbeat raises significantly when she reads my name as she becomes incredibly sexually excited when thinking of me, her favorite shrimpy

>>26105141
Oh, glad to know I'm not the only one. Honestly, it's pretty fun to run past them after some chase. Silly girl, I wasnt after you. Wonder if there is relief or confusion.

>>26105330
i'm happy for u

>>26105330
yeah, me

>>26105337
That's assault.

>>26105276
I had a goo girl folder looooong before gura happened.

has gura ever talked about the booger that forms on the cap of a mayonnaise squeeze bottle?

>>26101229
I realize this will sound a bit schizo, but what if we kidnap Kiara and force her to convert Gura to the religion of thighs?
I know Kiara would not resist much and sending her to a crusade in the states are the best way to make this happen, right?

>>26105440
She doesn't consume mayo.

>>26104897
Nice i was looking for this one

>>26105489
i don't believe you

>>26105330
Gura's heartbeat raises when she's with Shion, it's true love.

>>26105487
She already showed gura the usual room once. She would only need the threat of it to make her see the light.

>>26104576
have joy in knowing you can handle her like a football

>>26105541
stop using the inferior colored version

>>26104952
that's condensed milk

please like this gura

>>26105677
Yeah, mine

>>26105695
I just realized Bloop isn't in it at all and I'm in it five times. Nice.

>>26105741
bloop is a cunt

>>26105404
I am literally just exercising but ok.

>>26105695
Me under Gura's dress ready to copulate with her

>>26105677
Gura personally milked me for that and condensed it herself.

i like bloop..

>>26105865
You are the only one, Nacho.

>>26105865
same desu

chumbros i think we're getting an ebi plushie AND the dino plushie.
>Gura wants to squeeze us, step on us, and throw us
>Gura has been featuring us on EVERY stream
>She fucking loves the ebi emote
it makes too much sense...

>>26105609
That made me smile desu lmao

>>26105865
I'll never see bloop the same way after THOSE pictures leaked

>>26106000
fuck off

>>26106015
w-what pictures..

>>26106030
you can't tell me to fuck off, I have trips

>>26106000
Honestly I doubt we will get a plushie. They already sold a Gura plushie and she probably won't double up.
Daki more likely

Did Gura win?
Did chumbies win?
Did HoloEN win?
Did schizos win?
Did Cover win?
Did YAGOO win?
Did we win?
Did (You) win?
Did I win?

>>26106000
Plausible. But I think we'll get the dino first

>>26106069
yes to all of the above

>>26106061
Gura would buy the plushie over the daki. Plus the plushie would be subtle to show off and more unique thus more sales

>>26106092
*except schizos, but that's a given

>>26106000
Bloop...

>>26106036
You were warned
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/84618713
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/90907907

>>26106114
I DONT WANNA GOOM, I GOTTA GYM SOON

>>26102908
Where can I get more of this? Is fanfiction still a thing?

>>26106127
I no longer enjoy bloop...

>>26106149
make your own anon, use your big brain to continue that story

>>26106132
https://streamable.com/avvixb

>>26106210
my brain is tiny

>>26106127
>90907907
kek i love that one

Gura loves Barb

Gura loves me

>>26106015
I'll never see Gura the same way after I leaked all over her pictures

Gura loves pee

>>26106000
Unlikely, but also please God yes.

Gura loves cunny

>already have a Gura daki
>If she released an official daki all I need is to buy another pillow and I have two Guras
buds?!?

>>26106347
yeah, mine

fuck bloop gently

>>26106368
Calm down Shion.

Would you guys want to to see a Gura endurance karaoke stream where she sings one song over and over? If she does have a new original I would be down for it, but not Reflect since it's been out for so long. I liked the endurance karaokes the other girls did and I bet Gura would make it fun too

>>26106373
I'm going to keep cumming inside him until his gills evolve to extract oxygen from my semen

The dakimagura will be cute Gura on one side and lewd Gawr on the other. screencap this.

>>26106457
endurance karaokes sound boring after a while

>>26106457
how's that all that different from her normal karaoke? last time she went for three hours and only two songs

>>26106228
your coomer brain is massive though. I'll try and start you off.

>God your thing freakin' stinks..
>Don't put it so close to my face!
>Why does it stink so bad...Does it taste bad too?
>Ok I'm just gonna lick it. But that's it you got that creep?

ok go ahead

>>26106512
Mumei did one for anustart and it was surprisingly fun because she was being quite silly about it

What have been the plushie quality of previous EN bdays? I know Irys, kronii and ina got one right?

>>26106457
Yes please. I like them more than normal karaokes because I'm guaranteed to know the song.

>>26106457
>>26106610
It can be full on karaoke practice member stream karaoke or endurance. Idgaf I just love her voice.

>>26103275
You're insane if you think there isn't a clear difference between how she acted before and after that break. Go back in the archives, everyone recognized something changed back then.
The break I'm talking about is the one shortly after her birthday last year. Her last stream was the Asetto Corsica stream on July 12th.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vldG5PtM44
She disappeared for a week without a word and didn't stream again until July 19th.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmBp7C3C1E
Until that point, she had never been gone that long before and she had always said when she'd be gone for several days.
When she came back, she seemed really stressed and it seemed like something had happened. We thought it might have been related to a family emergency at the time, but she never explained it. There were even anons theory crafting, suggesting that one of her grandparents might have died because of covid or something and she took in their cat. Since then, none of those explanations make sense anymore.

These were the non-gaming/non-karaoke/non-shill streams during the ~six month period after the break but before the christmas wrapping stream.
[Members Only] Oceanside Soft Talking
[Members Only] FOOD REVIEW! Rating your food skills!
1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY PARTY ! #GAWRGURA
[Members Only] [ASOBI ASOBASE] watch anime with me!
Let's watch NINTENDO DIRECT 9.23.2021
[Members Only] [ASOBI ASOBASE] watch anime with me!
[Members Only] [ASOBI ASOBASE] watch anime with me!
[Members Only] Scary Story: Witches Brew
[Members Only] Drawing and Chat!
NEW OUTFIT REVEAL #GURAPARTY
GIMME YOUR MEMES #MEMESHARK

Compared to her non-gaming/non-karaoke/non-shill streams during the approximate six months before the break.
[LET'S COOK] ...MEATLOAF... asmr
[Members Only] [The Princess Bride] Watch with me!
[Members Only] [Mario Kart 8DX] SHRIMPS VS SHARK (included because it's a member's stream)
[Members Only] [Monty Python And The Holy Grail] Watch with me!
[2MILLION PARTY] HOLOLIVE KARAOKE!! #gurats2M (actually a zatsu)
[Members Only] [Ratatouille] Cozy movie watch time
[Members Only] Shark girl eats borgar with you [ASMR/CHAT]
[Members Only] Shark girl whispers into your ear [ASMR/CHAT]
[Members Only] [Blue Planet] I love Ocean
[BAKING] Valentines Cake Bake !
[Members Only] [CURSED DOODLES] +TALKING..
Reacting to my Debut Stream.
THE VOID CONSUMES ALL
[DUOLINGO] Let's learn Japanese!
[Members Only] Come chat with me .. ?
[Members Only] [ASMR] Let me take care of you~ [Ear Massage, Gentle Voice]
[Members Only] [The Last Airbender] let us consume content
[BATHTUB PIZZA] THE STREAM
[Members Only] [AI DUNGEON] it is story time my shrimpies
【NEW OUTFIT REVEAL】Gawr Gura #CatShark
[Members Only] [SPACEBALLS] movie and chat!
[Members Only] [SHARKNADO] movie and chat!
[FARM SHARK] NOW IM GERMINATED
decorating my birthday cake!
[JAWS] Movie watch-along!
BIRTHDAY PARTY!! #GURABIRTHDAY2021
[LETS CHAT] REFLECT
[Members Only] [TREMORS] movie and chat!
[Members Only] [TTRPG] Let's draw my character!
[Members Only] [CURSED DOODLES] and chatto

>>26106777
Anon...

>schedule is out
>I'm going to miss everything but her birthday stream
It's the most important one for sure, but missing the members' stream hurts

I knew we had peace for too long. The schizo was just preparing a new wall of text for me to completely ignore

>>26106814
i would..

>>26106777
This is genuine mental illness right there

>>26106816
lmao

>>26106789
Sorry for the wall. I just wanted to demonstrate once and for all that there is a clear distinction between the streams Gura did before that break and the ones she did after it.

>>26106777
please seek treatment before you hurt someone

>>26106891
I was talking about the link failure

>>26106777
retard

>>26106891
Noted, thanks we'll consider your findings! I suggest you find a new addiction however

>>26106777
trips of truth!
the truth being that you are schizophrenic

>>26106891
Please stop watching my wife.

>>26106870
>>26106893
>mental illness
I literally just went to the videos tab of her channel and copy-pasted all the vods that weren't gaming streams during 2021. It wasn't that hard.

>>26106457
Gura would hate that idea because it's poor content

Didn't read lmao

>>26106953
But it's great content.

>>26106954
anon...

>>26106991

>>26106891
you demonstrated once again that you're mentally ill

>>26106905
There is no link failure. The list isn't links. Those are the titles of those streams.

>>26107004
gura noises are like candy to my ears

>>26106924
>>26106931
>>26106937
>>26106951
>>26106998
>>26107006
Cope. Something changed during that break. She refused to talk about it just like she refused to talk about the recent "house hunting" break.

>>26106777
kek this is like when you're at the bus station and there's a crazy person mumbling and getting agitated and pointing at thin air CAN'T YOU SEE IT? THEY'RE STARTING IT AGAIN

>>26107086
The only thing that changed is the amount of voices in your head increased

>>26106777
You can see exactly when her passion for streaming died.

>>26107086
Then go watch someone else. Why are you hung up on a streamer you fucking hate lmao. Kill yourself.
>inb4 Durrrrr don't hate her you just tarded yesman

>>26107086
She did talk about the house hunting break. She said it was both stressful and boring and that she wouldn’t elaborate further for safety reasons. Its just that that isn’t good enough for you because you’re a schizo

>>26106777
You're right. The yesmen will defend her at all costs. Even after she made fun of them, lol.

>>26107224
Yeah, and I'm sure she visited that Pringle's factory too, right?

I wonder if she'll save the piranha for last or go for him right away

>>26106891
look, please seek mental help, the human brain loves to see patterns where there is none and more than that it will create connection between data that forces those patterns to exist, even when its just bull.
I realize you want to double down on it, its the natural thing, but please take a week long break, don't watch her or think about it and if you come back those patterns will be gone, you will think that it was foolish to even believe those things to begin with

>>26107252
Why are you so obsessed with Gura's persona life?

>>26107252
>ESL threadshitter can't tell obvious jokes
Just like always

>>26107086
You will never be happy here. Find something else to obsess over.

>>26107288
Because he doesn’t like her and wants others to not like her, despite the fact that I doubt anyone has ever been convinced to hate someone the like based on a schizo length anonymous wall of text

>>26107243
timestamp?

>>26107086
kill yourself

>>26107122
Jesus christ how terrifying

>>26107316
The fact you still can't differentiate between ESL and non-ESL posters outs yourself as one, dipshit.

They are revving up again

>>26107086
Joke's on you, I only started watching her after that break

I'd just like to remind everyone the schizo has spent 2 weeks of life seething here and accomplished nothing.

>>26107376
I wish I could, anon.

>>26107424
>2 weeks
He's been here way longer.

>>26107260
She might pick it first. I would love her to beat the game since she rarely does that. It should be possible to beat it since she only has 2 fish left with 3 levels each and the finale. There is a space level after that but I don't think that's necessary to beat. Just gleaming off sites since I can't find a good walkthrough for it.

>>26107424
>two weeks
I've been gone for a month, so I don't really know to whom you're refering.

>>26107424
It's been months bro lmao

>>26107424
Oh he's been here since last year. He just thought he was getting somewhere some days ago, instead he taught the newbuds how to ignore him.