/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Bird
Accurate but not sure how powerful

>>26151081

I don't know shit about MTG, but I guess this would be the first card you should put down.

I've never played MTG, but forcing someone to discard seems pretty good.

>>26151232
This card is ridiculously overpowered.

>>26151232
Wow! You can right click -> save image!
I'm retarded.

>>26150691

>>26151903
kek

>>26151400
this card is so bad...

she's terrible but i'll find a use for her

I don’t know what a Blood token is worth, but I don’t think it’s 2B and a creature.

Not too strong but the art is really good.

Shion's smug face...

Milling is a mind magic flavour wise, meaning her hypnosis fetish is on point here and overall an okay card for like 5 - 7 years ago

>>26153090
On point, 10/10

The quote is kinda spooky. This looks like some demon-form of Mumei.

AZKi, ViRTUAL DiVA 2R
Creature - ViRAKI
2/2
First strike, haste
R, Discard a card: Ravnica, Sacrifice a creature: ViRAKi: Destroy target creature.

"The Omnivore broke, but he left his last gift behind."

Flavor text references the frog? Also the art is her different models?

terrible

It knows

>Most of these cards are in Grixis
>AI does its best to asign colour solely off of name
>/vt/ has oshis that symbolize control, subjugation, and emotion

We can learn all sorts of things from these threads

>>26153312
I’m adding some more people who aren’t my oshi for completion.

>>26152967
Actually this one might be cooler.

heh

This seems pretty good.

Damn, the English word is ‘ringmaster’.

>>26150691

I made the Kamitsubaki girls but only Joucho turned out good, 3 mana tutor with card draw activated ability.

‘Water’ means prostitution, obviously.

>>26153897
>seed on seed
oh my

I'd play it

>>26153777
Checked and terrifying card.

>>26150691
3 cmc 1/2
no effects
wtf is this 1995 creature

>>26154164
2242 with flying and can sac itself at instant speed to pop a creature is busted

This seems decent? I don't know magic too well.

>>26154211
MTG reached a new level of powercreep after Kaldheim don't blame the AI

>>26154271
Pretty good still

>>26154335
It'd be pretty fun to run the AI until it generates the most broken cards it can and then see what happens when you jam them in a limited environment

I guess this is somewhat lore accurate

Could at least have flying

Japanese names makes the AI think it's a Kamigawa card so it makes them suck ass like the cards from that block lmao.

>>26154692
its just retarrded in general

Absolutely awful but I like that the AI can make non permanent spells

>>26154797
I tried giving Planeswalker-like names but didn't get any, even with actual planeswalkers like Chandra or Ajani. I guess it doesn't like making planeswalkers.

3/3 flier for 4 is pretty good.

>>26150691
What is that even suppose to mean

>>26150691

God damn, draw this in a self-mill deck and you're fucking golden.

>>26155584
>2 toughness
>need to untap with it in play
lol

The AI made Prodigal Sorcerer

>>26155576
This other IRyS seems OP

>>26155511
It's like the Shork wrote her own card...

So 1 any color mana if you push damage and worst case it trades with death touch, nice

>>26155776
One last IRyS for the road, seems like a good draw engine if you can afford it

>>26155907
>1 any color mana if you push damage
That's not what it does.
It means you can use any mana color to cast spells exiled by this card.

Not inaccurate

Rin! Draw engine!

Hiatus can't stop her

The draw effect is overpriced but getting a body on the field for free is never bad

>>26155776
That's comparable to Thief of Sanity, which saw significant play for its whole life in Standard, except arguably better since it costs two mana instead of three requiring two colors.

>>26156321
All it would need is the ability to spend mana of any color to cast it

PPT!

>>26156321
To be fair Thief of Sanity exiled 3 cards.
Chances of you exiling unplayable garbage or some land you don't need are big.

I don't keep up with MTG anymore, is black beatdown even a thing?

>>26156525
It was, a couple formats ago; now it's white weenie.

>>26156571
It's always white weenies.

>>26156406
Yeah that's where the arguable part comes in. I think the difference between two and three mana (and dropping a color to boot) ends up being big enough to not mind losing the selection.

>That art

Its slow, but is it bad?

cool

>>26153757
This is the power of Kusogaki

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE

>>26157379
>Tsunomak
The ancient name one should never use.

>>26157379

>>26157603
!!!

>>26156714
>Nijisanji tries to take out a Hololive member
>IRyS sacrifices herself to protect said Holomember
I could see this as part of her lore...

>>26157603
I haven't played in a long time so I'm not sure if powercreep has changed things, but that card seems absurdly good.

>>26157689
xD
>>26157855
its ridiculously good because it taps for 2 and comes in untapped and without the need to bounce a land back to your hand

FAQ
Also better than the broken text abomination I got before this one

>>26157914
Right. I just didn't know if that was still really good or if WotC went off the deep end with powercreep since I last played about 10 years ago.

>>26157914
>Lhurgoyf
Hans!

Not a bad card
Sick art too

Honestly feels kinda fitting.

Who is it?

If it does not specify friendly creature, does that mean any creature is fair game?

>>26158110
Oh that’s apt.

>>26158526
You have to own it to sacrifice it

>>26150691

>>26158526
>>26158566
But yeah you could take a creature from any graveyard for the ability

>>26151903
This card is for sacrifice to summon basic monster.

Nene pizza! No pineapple!

decently powerful

>infinite tap/untap loop shenanigans
>creature with no power or toughness
>"you look lonely teamate" art
>gosling.txt flavor text
She's perfect

Just need to enchant indestructible then.

I'm more of a farmer of (You)s

The Rrats have become too powerful bros...

>>26160788

>>26160788

Lmao, literally eternal

It's everything that you'll need!!!

>>26152163
Just like Suisei.

>>26157229
The heck is a human-level artifact?

p. cool

>>26158566
You have to control it, if you control a creature owned by the opponent you can sac it.

>flavour text

Fucking kek.

Fauna has turned into the West Gash Region of Morrowind. Nix Hounds and all

>>26162993
H-Hot

>>26163075
Sorry wrong image kinda

>>26157949
When you play this on an empty board it will be forced to target itself with its ability, making another Miko. This creates an endless loop and forces a tie in the game.

The value

>>26163457
I mean, there is cards that lets you not die at 0hp unless its destroyed first, and then you just have infinite self damage loop before playing this card

>>26162624
Lmaooooo the flavor text

Step aside Force of Will, let Meds handle this.

Uhhh?

>>26164142
Meds are lirerally the only solution...

How did it know she's a pirate?

My oshi

>>26165455
And me, I'm useless as fuck

why does the AI hate green?

I don't want to pay that

Okay, as this board's resident autistic MTG expert, I will review every card in this thread until I get bored of it. Do note that my reviews will mostly touch upon how effective those cards would be in a Limited environment (draft, sealed) because Constructed MTG is pretty gay and powercreeped. I will mention if something is worth considering for Constructed play.

>>26150691
A 3 mana vanilla 1/2. This is pretty bad. In fact, it's close to unplayable. I like the flavor text though.

>>26151167
A 1/1 flier for 2 with a minor upside is about on rate. It's a decent playable for draft, decent aggressive flier that has a built-in (albeit shitty) manasink if it survives into lategame.

>>26151232
The art on that one is cool. Also, it's pretty solid. If it was more expensive, it'd be pretty bad, but at 2 mana, I could see myself building around it. If you play it turn 2 after playing two lands, it's what, a 6/6? Kind of good, can potentially end the game in a few swings if it remains unblocked. Now, the problem with that card is it's garbage lategame. It's a terrible topdeck when your hand is empty and you need something to get back into the game. It also lacks any form of evasion. I still think it's a premium creature for draft, just because a turn 2 6/6 is something you have to answer.

>>26151400
Now, in a vacuum, the discard effect is really nice. Hand destruction is good. Problem is, the mana cost. Five mana is really expensive. At five mana, you want something game-winning, and a 2/2 without any evasion ain't it. Especially since non-targeted discard effects like this get worse as the game goes on. Most likely, by the time this hits the board, your opponent will have some extra lands in hand to discard. Or you know, a blocker.

>>26151903
That's good. It's effectively a spell that copies any creature you or your opponent plays. You could match your opponent's best card. You could have two of your best card. Worth building the whole deck around.

>>26152355
Uuuuuuh. Well. It's a 3/3 for 3? I dunno man.

>>26152707
It's okay. Not great stats, but it does get you a creature back. Might even see play in sacrifice-based strategies.

>>26152738
Alright, Blood tokens are a pretty recent mechanic. Let's first look at everything but that. So, a 3/3 for 4 is about standard. A bit underpowered. But she grows in power whenever a creature dies. Which is nice, she can get pretty massive. And then, she got her own little sacrifice outlet, to make sure things die and give her counters.
And she gets a Blood token, which is a colorless artifact token that you can sacrifice for one mana, and lets you discard, then draw a card when you do it. So she also helps you smooth out your draws. And puts cards in the graveyard for eventual reanimation plays. La+ good. A solid buildaround.

>>26152791
Yeah, 3 mana for a 1/1 flier that pumps another creature isn't crazy. It's on the lower end of playable creatures.

>>26152967
Speaking of 1/1 fliers for 3, this one has a better ability. Might see play in a deck filled with fliers, to protect your important ones from removal. The ability is cheap, so, hey, why not?

>>26153037
3 for a 2/2, the mill effect is way too slow to matter. Really bad, sadly. Better luck next time, Senchou.

>>26153090
Cool effect, about standard stats, sadly is pretty hard to make happen. At best, it gets blocked, then you killed the thing that blocked it, and boom, you steal it. But yeah, hard to swing. Maybe in a black/green deck with fight spells?

>>26153181
Yooo, it's Prodigal Sorcerer. Small flier for 3, but with a great ability. You can use it to kill other small creatures, or to chip away at your opponent's life in a gummed up boardstate. Pretty playable.

>>26153183
First strike and haste on a 2/2 body makes it a really nice aggressive creature. And it has a destruction effect that lets you use your creatures (and cards in hand) as removal. Good to answer strong things. Seems super good.

>>26153210
Not amazing, yeah. Fringe playable. It's funny how the flavor text mentions time. Fortuitous.

>>26153255
Utterly broken. It's Demonic Tutor on a body. With an added sac outlet. Might be the best card so far. In fact, this would see play in most constructed formats. Also weirdly appropriate flavor text.

>>26153525
Hey, big flier. Decently big body with evasion, and a repeatable scry. Can potentially end the game if left unanswered, but is also a big ol' removal magnet. Risky.

>>26153757
This almost feels like it could be some degenerate combo enabler, but I don't think it's that good.

>>26153772
Numberfags, I kneel! Very strong. Goes well with the La+ we had earlier.

>>26153777
Same as the Calli we had earlier, cool effect, hard to make happen.

>>26153858
Hey, that's good in aggro decks. The boost isn't huge, but across a ton of little token, it adds up. Decent.

>>26153897
Hey, sacrifice outlet. And also a reasonably big body you can flash out. Quite solid.
(cont'd)

Check the text on this one

>>26166092
Holy kek

Simple but powerful effect on this one. Not sure a succubus should be white though

>>26153090
Mori posted this.

behold my green card

The AI knows too much...

Dayo!

Actually came out pretty good

so this is why they want it so badly

Strongest Idol

>>26167302
that's explains why susan leaves her alone

>>26153958
A bit more balanced, 3 mana for a tutor is a bit more reasonable. Still strong though.

>>26154018
Menheras are strong. Free token generator that pumps out a 2/2 with evasion per turn. This thing can run away with the game super fast, especially if you got untappers. Might be worth building the whole deck around.

>>26154164
A flying 2/2 for 2 that doubles as removal. Excellent card. Mentions Naya in her flavor text despite being a Black card. I guess this was after Alara was fused back together?

>>26154271
It's quite good. You'd need a lot of spirits to make it work (Arcane spells are an old subtype of cards they stopped making a long time ago) If you got enough spirits in the deck, this is a terror, it flies, and will bounce back to hand anything that could block it. Might make a spirits deck viable on its own, due to the sheer amount of tempo it can generate.

>>26154335
Super good. Can potentially make a shitton of mana. At worst, it will make one, because the ability will count Baelz as one of the creatures.

>>26154401
Fucking nuts. It gets super huge, super fast. It's a card that DEMANDS an answer, or it will eventually grow out of control.

>>26154614
Another spirit for the spirit pile. This one untaps. Good with Menheras, and is a flier. Solid.

>>26154679
Yoooo, I love that kind of effect. No evasion, but if it connects even once, it already paid for itself. Note that it says "cast", so you can't play lands exiled with that card.

>>26154795
Uuuuuuuuh. I can't really judge those.

>>26154797
Pretty bad, yeah. Raise the Alarm does that for half the cost.

>>26154846
Cheap creature that punches above its weight class and does 3 damage if it connects. Pretty solid playable.

>>26154933
Oh, the AI saw the word witch and thought this was a Strixhaven card. For two mana, you get two 1/1 bodies, one of them has an upside on death, another is a decent blink target. Kinda good, especially in sacrifice decks.

>>26155134
It's fringe playable. Mostly because it's cheap with a mana sink on it.

>>26155412
Yeah, this is an on-rate flying body with a slight upside. Also is a spirit! That monoblue spirit archetype is looking better and better!

>>26155511
Garenx garenx dexter Thassa Thassa stab.

>>26155576
Pretty nutty. Goes well in that sacrifice deck with your Risus and Laplus and numberfags. It's expensive, but if it lives even one turn, it will just run away with the game by making everything you got huge.

>>26155584
Really solid. Pretty much draws you an extra card each upkeep, you get to pick the one you want, and fills your graveyard for any plays. On a solid body too. Careful not to mill yourself, though.

>>26155768
Yeah that's just Prodigal Sorcerer. It's a good card.

>>26155776
Yeah, that IRyS is also insane. Cheap, efficient flier that also gets you card advantage. You can even play lands exiled with it. Super good. IRyS tribal best deck.

>>26155907
Cheap, trades above its weight class with deathtouch, might net you cards if your opponent lets it through. Solid enough, good playable.

>>26155939
Another one for the IRyS tribal deck. I guess IRyS is in Esper colors. Kind of expensive, but synergizes with white IRyS and is still a decent flier by itself.

>>26156126
Oh cool, an instant. It's Essence Scatter with a slight upside. Pretty good.

>>26156180
Good draw engine, yeah. Works well with cheap cantrips.

>>26156260
Ooooh, it has Undying. It's good. 2/2 for 2 that comes back bigger once.

>>26156297
My god, it's Force of Saruei. I dunno about it. Being free, it could technically get you a really solid body turn 1. Nothing trades well with this until like, 3 mana. And lategame, it's still a manasink, albeit a shitty one. Yeah, no that seems pretty solid.

>>26156317
AAAAAAAAAAAH WHERE'S THE COST. Pretty good though. Let's say it costs 2U, then it's a way to give evasion to your favorite bungus.

>>26156404
Cheap efficient fliers are never bad. This one also comes with a (color pie breaking) sac outlet that gives double strike to something. Black/White sacrifice looking strong.

>>26156525
Nice ability, would work well with something like Risu, that makes a lot of small bodies. Could work as a finisher.

>>26156714
Wake up babe new IRyS just dropped. This one is probably the weakest yet, and still pretty solid. Can protect your bigger, more impactful IRySes.

>>26156961
Could make a cool finisher in the right deck, but I wish it had flying. Bit overcosted.

>>26156973
It's fiiiiine. Can tap key creatures or artifacts to keep them lockdown. Or deliver the beats as a flier.

>>26157045
If we got decent, cheap equipment in the set, it's really nice. 3/3 flier for 3 if you equip it. Also playable in any deck.

>>26157229
Well, let's just say that her P and T are equal to the number of artifacts you control. I don't know how good it would be. Works well with Roboco?

>>26157379
That seems super strong. I haven't been keeping track of humans, but there's a lot of them. (cont'd)

Some Phase Connect love

Is this a callout

of course pippa is black

>>26167441
Do you think monoblue spirits will have trouble with all their key cards being on 4?

Keeping the holo spirit

Now ain't this quite OP

time to ramp with this sleepy dragon

>>26169159
Jesas that's a lot of counters

the other one it made because I wanted a dragon card

Time for PRISM. It took many attempts to find a name that makes a working card.

>>26169159
Jesas I would play this monstrosity with no doubt

I'm gonna assume that mana cost is 1r not just 1 generic. As is, pretty shit. Art is great though.

>>26169387
Would be good to remember posting the image, wouldn’t it

Power levels? Art? Nobody cares about any of that nonsense. We all know what REALLY matters for a Magic card: how cool the flavor text is.

Kind of makes sense tier:
>>26151232
>>26152967
>>26153037
>>26153090
>>26156126
>>26156180
>>26156260
>>26156297
>>26157603
>>26158369
>>26158526
>>26160531
>>26161252
>>26161854
>>26163453
>>26165687
>>26167302
>>26167810
Actually pretty good tier:
>>26152738
>>26152791
>>26153181
>>26153183
>>26153525
>>26153757
>>26154401
>>26155776
>>26156961
>>26157229
>>26157379
>>26158110
>>26158346
>>26158897
>>26159666
>>26163075
>>26165517
>>26166092
>>26167287
>>26168607


Great tier:
>>26155768
>>26156317
>>26156714
>>26157914
>>26158271
>>26160000
>>26163089
>>26165455
Winner:
>>26151400

Like, did the AI really write that? Is there an actual card with similar text and it's doing that thing where an AI basically just copies a picture of loli Fate straight off Pixiv from its training data except with a more melted face? It'd be top-tier flavor text even on a real card.

The art that this AI creates is actually pretty cool. Also, why does it really want to make Gura into a zombie?

>>26169126
Nah, already exists with show and tell and kind of arcane artisan.
>>26169606
Zombie is a token type that shows up very often, so it might just be an issue with the program having a hard time finding the single card that makes a shark token. Still need to get me a copy of this Gura token for shark typhoon, because the card is tournament playable and would be fun to have a token of her.

Why is she angry?

Art: Pretty good, it almost looks like a dragon
Effect: It's the MTG version of The Bistro Butcher
Flavor text: Good but not sure it fits the card

Check this one, it's fucking perfect

>>26170359
Forgot the image, I'm a retard

>>26158396
>cat warrior with vigilance
Clearly Botan.

This AI loves making OP dragons

Wish it made a sorcery.

>>26170730
>Summoning Progenitus from the deck for 12 mana
Dope. Based. Superlit.

>>26170748
I got a sorcery out of adjusting the name
>literally does nothing
>you can pay more to cast it instantly, in which it still literally does nothing
about right

Who are the 7 dragons of hololive?

He is them all. But the flavour text…

Council confirmed racist

Would use as a commander for EDH

>>26171142
Moona is all about drawing cards each turn.

>Shaman
This ai is eerily accurate

>>26171336
It says Shaman a lot for Japanese names. Must be a Kamigawa thing.

>>26171425

Whatever I expected, it was not this.

Okay, last one for tonight.

>>26171517
>>26171425
I don't play MTG but flying wolves that grow stronger each time they attack seems cool.

You shall bare my blade and your daughter shall bare my advances.
t. Reine

>>26153181
>Wisdom will save the day.
>You cannot save it from me
Sounds like some brainrot she would actually say

I was expecting IRySoSupportive, not basement fleshspider that's apparently a human.

>Elf Shaman
Not powerful, but not inaccurate.

Instanut

>>26172985
>Nonsensical flavor text
>Mana Leak lite
>Get to play the card for free if you have the mana
>Ass on art.
Holy shit this card is great.

Tower of power

>>26173434
Holy moly.

>>26170359
exceptional post

0/10 mogged by Terror Blade

I couldn't get "Become" to be any color besides green, and "Become Lamy" was always white. So while this one would've worked better as blue, I'll take it anyway.

Also the AI really wants "Pekoland" to be a cat, or cats, or something feline, and never an actual land.

WAMY:
>Wamay applicable.

On flavor for her the sort of shiposts that use her smug face, I suppose

Haachama summons dragons?

>>26175741
Whoa
This card is pretty shit. They may discard is the dumbest thing ever.
>"I don't know why the smell is so intense, but it seems to be working.
Kiara pits uoooohhhhhh

Art is badass and on point. AI seems to like blue

lol printing error

Kek

>>26176535
Alright I ran it again and got an actual card, just with a nonsense effect.

>>26176768
That's good lol

>>26155776
ESLbro... Please look up words. A half-demon half-angel is called a nephilim

This ended being OP as fuck

>>26177361
the lion has 3d glasses in the art
I like that

Best thread in /vt/ probably in all the year, made me laugh like a madman someone should save it and make a set

>>26178144

>song counter
How did it know?

>>26177286
bruh that card sucks ass

The newest GPT3 thing gets even better results, someone needs to link that up with a rando image generator

Holy kek this AI, look at the text

Broke it again with Miguel Gato, of type "Creativity Discovery Arises From Many..."

Mmhhh, Ringo juice.

I'm having too much fun with this shit, I'll stop for a while

I really tried to come up with a better name.

Ayyyyy

Gonna go through all the "I dunno about Magic" posts. A big indicator of how good it it depends on its mana cost. Add up the symbols on the top right. The result would be, typically, the earliest you could play it. For example, you'd normally need to wait until your 3rd turn to play a spell with a cost of [2] [skull] (or [1] [tree] [tree], or [fire] [fire] [fire], you get the idea),

>>26151232
For its low cost, overpowered as fuck
>>26151400
crap, way too expensive and has no evasion to actually land a hit
>>26152738
could get into some shenanigans
>>26154271
Needs a very specific deck to be worthwhile. Arcane spells aren't common.
>>26155511
actual gibberish
>>26158526
you can only sacrifice things that are a) on the table, and b) under your control. That being said, that ability is busted
>>26171906
good

>>26169802
>mtgcardsmith
ISHYGDDT

Why all the kfp cards have like 0 sense?

>>26180550
(Magic Set Editor, btw)

>>26180674

>>26180752

>>26180829

>>26180971

>>26180617
While it doesn't make sense with magic, the idea of Jimmy, the human peasant chicken, takes a nap with others like Jimmy (chickens) at the table, and the place gets filled with sweet music (of their slaughtering by Kiara) and snacks (their bodies as nugs).

>>26181051

>>26180752
I like Ina being the Marit Lage token more.

You shall not touch the table

>>26181241

>>26181882
SHIT, hold on a sec

>>26181241

>>26181788
>opponent goes for a bathroom break
>play this card

>>26181788
I gotchu

Afraid of birds? Become the bird.

>>26183432
The current official text of that card is "Players play with their hands revealed."

>>26186123
Not with this it ain't.
Look up "Enter the dungeon' card if you want some real dumb stuff.

>>26186424
>>26183432
>>26181788
The combo is starting to take of...

>>26186424
Un cards my beloved.

>>26158841
>"Give me the best kill."

>non schizo enters play
>removes rrat from the thread
I see the AI is starting to catch on

Assuming 2 mana, this is officially a pretty playable thread.

>>26176957
The AI doesn't know that

I shall become the wealthiest of them all

god awful card

>>26197488
u wot m8