/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I will never play minecraft

>still hanging on to a chuuba who left you
LMAO ACTUAL KEKS

>>26174605
they still support someone who koopa'd them twice

>>26174100
I will play with your butt

>>26175028
Keep fagposting dad, holy shit what a cope. Literally a wasteland and joke of a fanbase at this point

>>26175196
Yours too

>>26167141
Nah it's not fun to start from scratch

can't stop thinking about dadcock...

what if bea dyed her pubes white irl that would be pretty funny i think

Getting beat up by menheras in unist...

bear

>>26178755
That she is

>>26165986
I watched Junk Head yesterday. It was only released a month ago here. It's fucking great, I just wish it didn't end abruptly because it's a trilogy that will take 20 years to complete.

binbinpanpanbinbinpanpanbinbinpanpan

>>26179461
Man at low res i thought it was Beatani in the poster

>>26177537
Yeah that would be cool

I just had a lot of DM sekkusu and played a fighting game with dad!
It was so fun and a bit eroi because I totally mopped the floor with him! But he didn't mind it!
Thanks dad for DM sekkusu and vidya! See you next time!

Watch mom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uLhZtgO_dw

>>26179916
Good night and thanks for the games

>>26179978
>1 watching now
You fucking asshole, you've tricked me for the last time

>>26180560
>believing susan numbers

>>26177537
The lack of washing painted her hair white.

>>26184427
Dads need to power wash her to get the grime off. She's been sweating a lot recently

RATE IT

my oshi is streaming

>>26185707
Fine i guess

Sex cunny sex sex uoooohhhh nakadashi mating press sex

>>26185431
I don't own a power washer so I'll just have to use my tongue to scrub her sweat slicked body instead

>>26185431
yeah, because of a lot of sex with her boyfriend (me)

>>26188295
It's pretty late in Spain, why are you still up?

he can't keep getting away with it

>>26188627
That's right, she needs to bathe and clean her room.

>>26188766
and wipe better when she pees

>>26187267
sex go!!!!

Beatani...
who was her again?

>>26193051
a polar bear girl trapped in spain

I'm in Spain too, but without the S

>>26193051
a girl who is sleeping all day long somewhere in tokyo

>>26193823
why are you depressed now?

>>26199145
Not so much now, but for the last decade or so

>>26201290
Cute bear, who is she?

>>26174605
she'll be back
>>26174694
no proof of that

You know what? I'm going to do my fucking reps and stop looking at that fucking server I'm sick of reading idiots talking about fucking PC

I don't even like other fucking chuubas, at least I'll try to learn to do something useful.

>>26201162
try to distract yourself with something.

>>26201290
What do you use to do these things?

>>26202349
>>26202403
>>26202546
Good luck on your reps dads

>>26202349
???

>>26202637
I actually had to use a video editor to splice on the speech bubble then remove the white part from each frame in procreate then export it as a gif instead of a video

>>26203438
And all that on an iPad? Impressive

>>26203417
the dicksword is a phacon lovefest

>>26203478
Everything I do is on ipad yes people who say the ipad is shafted and can’t do shit don’t try and are whiny

>>26202028
Coomer Guy Cheese Auto

>>26203789
Disgusting

>>26203789
Based?

>>26204374
the constant collab thirst is the worst part

>>26204593
collabs are crap I'd far more prefer to listen to bea explaining something about japanese culture.

>>26204593
It’s just fun to speculate and there’s o harm or foul in it

>>26204715
I don't like it and since I can't do anything about It I'm going to do something else beabea

>>26203905
I don't know how to use that thing, but it's still amazing what you can do with a clear one if you know what you're doing.

With my mind's eye I can see what all the dads look like naked through the astral plane. They are at least one standard deviation above the average man in penis length.

>>26205655
>They are at least one standard deviation above the average man in penis length.
Y-yeah, your eye is very powerful

What is she saying?

>>26208172

>>26208702
Brutal. That poor grey. Anyway, see you at the villa.

>>26208702
I really fucking hope emote kids are invited

>>26208172

>>26210605
Kek

>>26208702
>>26210605
Risuna..
.

>>26179461
looks interesting I'm going to watch it

>>26204767
I wish I knew where the dads who don't really like vtubers are supposed to hang out.

>>26214848
here

>>26214848
You're in the perfect place right now, what do you mean?

>>26214848
in discord

>>26214848
I have a secret discord for that DM me for details

i dropped a can of monster on my desk and now it's sticky and smells sweet i imagine bea's is like that.

>wake up
>look next to me
>no one
>sigh
>still no demon magical girl gf
>I must commit more atrocities

>>26217235
Imagine asking Beatani to get monster energy drink(TM) into her mouth and then share it to your mouth directly! haa..

>>26217235
You should clean it up or it will attract bugs

risuna is cute

>>26217470
We need Yor-isuna

>>26217235
Like her cunny

Bea will return after Chihiro's birthday

>found out I'm only 2 degrees of separation away from another dad
Not gonna do anything with that info but still fun to know

>>26218469
When is Chihiro's birthday?

>>26218558
September? Supposedly the trip with beamama was to celebrate her birthday.

>>26218473
As in you're related?

>>26219656
as in friend of a friend

Everyone in /yah/ should sing we will rock you by queen

The sticky stuff won't come off my mouse I think I broke it.

>>26219962
angela first

>>26219737
sounds nice

>>26220962
That happens to the mouse wheels of all my mice after 1-2 years so I have to buy a new one

>>26222002
Yeah, it's fucked, I'm going to have to buy another one, any that you recommend?

>>26220973
Already did on another server.

>>26223254
I'm using g502

>>26218074
My desk does not smell musty it was just sticky.

>>26223378
Secret dad karaoke server? When will the scandals stop?

>>26223706
>secret dad gaming server
>secret dad minecraft server
>secret dad nudes server
>secret dad karaoke server
Any I missed?

>>26224047
The secret dad Japanese practice server

>>26224086
that's not secret

>>26224109
Might as well be since gyro bans people who aren't "inner circle" enough

>>26224109
Unless you were around months ago you'd never hear about it, see a link or know it exists

>>26223706
It wasn’t a secret server it was in the PC server.

>>26224376
Lame I wanted a conspiracy theory

>>26224195
liar that thing is just the robot's guide on how to become japanese and what you say never happened.

https://twitter.com/ColonThree4/status/1537469186863255554

>>26224745
what a semen demon

>>26224446
^ there’s your conspiracy theory

>>26224941
Do you think she uses teeth when she, you know?

>>26225950
You don't use your teeth when you eat?

>>26225950
>she

>>26228121
>I am in this picture and I dont liek it

>>26225950
your teeth look sharp....

>>26228834
c3 cosplaying gura

I feel like that if i don't draw for a short period of time snd the i suddenly draw again i end up drawing slightly better

>>26203438
you could just use crop function...

>>26224941
I farted while looking at this picture and it's like c3 farted on my face while i sniffed her butt

>>26223529
I bought a g203 on sale at a local electronics store.

can someone post the aggie link?

>>26229339
No

>>26229089
That always happens to me in games but it doesn't make sense so maybe it's just an illusion

>>26229339
>>26093113

>126 posts
>28 IPs(+1)
Yikes.

>>26229569
oh yeah the reps my drawings still look like shit

>>26228121
Hopefully it will be different for her during these months

>>26230476
Thread keeps dying while cord activity keeps increasing

>>26231649
Why would the discord get more active? There's no bear and no minecraft. Might as well delete it.

>>26231649
you always say the same shit, this place is the same as this place.

When is the server anniversary? We should do a big discord timeloop on that day.

>>26231938
>>26231857
Numbers don't lie. Posts per day are as high as ever since the hiatus started. Thread activity is completely dead and ips is seriously down too.

>>26232512
please go there and stay there

>>26223254
Just get the cheapest mouse capable of a CPI high enough to be comfortable with your screen. You don't want to regret spending $50-$100 on a mouse that ends up having a broken scroll wheel you can't replace and it looks like trash because the "premium" plastics and rubberized grip degraded more quickly than the basic materials used in a cheap mouse.

>>26232546
why would I go there there's nothing of value there. I just checked the stalker site and it says their posting are high.

>>26232512
of course the same guys talking about pc all fucking day long

>>26232999
I'm getting scared, this really looks like paws

>>26232999
Ms. Beatani I want to get off your wild ride

>>26232970
Why the fuck don't they just go talk in the PC Discord? They keep shitting up the place. Yahcord would be nice if it wasn't for them.

>>26232999
Kaniko...

>>26232601
You think $50-$100 is expensive for something most people use 10+ hours every day? I'd gladly drop $500 on a good mouse, mouses that expensive just don't exist.

I thought I wouldn't watch so many chuubas after Bea, but in the end... I still love chuubas

please be fake paws

I feel like I'm the only one who is glad Bea is having fun and enjoying life, she really needed a dicking.

>>26233483
it pisses me off that she has to lie all the fucking time.

Nice try but you can tell it's an imitation by the stroke length, count and order. As you can see, the pressure sensitivity does not match that of Bea's drawings, there are also more pauses between strokes, you can tell that some strokes were redone to match a specific look, which is unlike bea.

>>26232999
a-are those paws?

>>26232999
Do we have a new cuckposter or is this one of the usuals?

>>26232999
What's happening in the picture?

the drawing looks weird for paws and the file name is not similar to the previous paws, I'll wait for bea to come back before I get angry.

>>26232999
fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

>>26233792
how long are vacations in spain on average? 2 months?

can the japs even leave japan?

>>26234234
apparently they can once they have their vaccines

>>26232999
Nice try but, those hiraganas are too clean to be Beatani's

just in case I'll have my tank ready.

>>26233288
Some people like expensive things and that's fine. You don't need to rationalize your $500 mouse any more than you would rationalize buying a Louis Vuitton purse. But personally, I'm not going to pay twice as much for something that's only marginally better.

She will come back... Our lady will come back and slay all the rrats and the believers will be saved from the hell. I beleeb.

>>26233212
one guy literally is there because he is banned from the PC server

>>26235646
or play along because she thinks it's funny

>>26235701
>play along
Yeah, just like she "played along" with the business trip rrat.

>>26232999
At least we have tachi that entertains us with bea like drawings

>>26236083
she said there was no need to dismiss the obvious rrats

>>26234234
Yes, the rules are only to satisfy the oldsters and keep the dirty gaijin out. Don't rock the boat and you won't get blamed if something goes wrong

>>26236468
She kills all rrats that aren't true, they just all happen to be true

>>26235646
She will come back pregnant

>>26235618
Nta but the point wasn't that you need a $500 mouse, but $50-$100 isn't much for something you're going to use for hours every day. If it dies in a couple years are you really out that much for how much you got out of it? Being excessively frugal isn't good either.

https://www.twitch.tv/t_w_a_i_n

>>26237688
>https://www.twitch.tv/t_w_a_i_n
very comfy

>>26233666
probably the same guy

look at the bright side
beatani will come back with funny stories of her time abroad

>>26236210
He wouldn't do that again, right?

>>26239102
For someone worried about losing her job and getting a new one that will accommodate her "eccentricities" it is a strange time for international travel.

>>26239300
it sounds like something beatani would do

>>26239355
Yes it does

>>26239300
>worried about losing her job
she lies all the time no doubt that was also a lie.

>>26239589

>>26232999
Nice on you for taking the criticism on the last fake paws and improving daddochama

>>26232999
why spain?

>>26240442
It should be Risuna, Don Schizote tilting at rrats

>>26240442
yeah something happened that we don't know of

>>26240619
i don't think that's bea but why spain ?

>>26241062
It's T**** making rrats about E** so dads start hating him and T**** can have him all to himself

>>26240595
it's the same thing i thought a year ago but they said bea was don quixote

>>26241232
That's pretty sneaky

https://twitter.com/biligbilig/status/1537574433791025152

dads im drawing another chuuba right now for the first time ever it feels weird

>>26243816
who?

My oshi is streaming now!

>>26224941
I want to be that popsicle.

I feel like this has happened before.

>>26244745
weird I wear the same kind of glasses...

>>26244804

i want to see bea wearing glasses and having sex with a random guy haa... haa...

>>26243914
https://youtu.be/OVxQwKHI36M

>>26244554
Shark?

Noreps update 10
Not gonna lie dads, I'm horny as fuck it's actually making focusing on things hard at this point. I'm gonna take a shower now to hopefully cool down a little bit

>>26244883
>>26245104
why are you out of your cage?

>>26245104
fake cage

>>26245574
How many days?

>>26248463
post the edited version

>>26245523
I am of course watching shark

Bea send us a photo from her vacation

>>26249987
Spaniard ugly bastard wins again

>>26248463
Cute face

>>26251650
sure face...

>>26248463
round ass for nadenade

>>26243816
might as well post my reps

>>26248463
Just imagine sucking on those toes.

damn in nivi's stream ar said he's goin to spain too wtf why didn't they invite me

>>26254187
No that brat needs a spanking

>>26254463
>paying to have sex with another vtuber
Hopefully this one was cheaper than bea

>>26254218
Good work dad

>>26254463
are you ar or do you like to boost that faggot's ego?

>>26254463
Hey, Euros did say they wanted to meet and bea wanted to go but I don't think they will admit it and tell the truth about going there

I'm gonna lie dads this rrat is making me feel really awful, these are things that bea would do and lie to our faces I'll stop coming here for a while.

>>26255606
>I'm gonna lie dads
Just becaue Bea lies doesn't mean you should too daddochama

>>26255141
AR1 streamed with AR3 today so that's another euro connection

>>26249302
>>26245523
RATE IT!!!

>>26256256
Didn't even watch but Gura is always cute/10

Look dads, these are totally photos from my trip with Bea and not actually 3 years old!

>>26256256
always love when my daughters sing!

>>26237093
Would you say the vast majority of people who buy $20-30 mice that do the job just fine are being frugal? Here's another example, I have a sonic toothbrush I bought for about $50. At the top end you can buy a toothbrush for over $200 that uses the same motor and the same brush heads but adds three brushing programs, a bluetooth phone app, a travel case, and a premium water glass that you drop the toothbrush in after you've finished to charge it. Could you justify spending $200 on a toothbrush as a smart decision because you "use it every day"? I don't think anyone believes that what they added is worth quadrupling the price. People buy the $200 one because they like having expensive things. Same with mice.

>>26256341
There's a certain fish that lives in that city

>>26256341
Even Subaru joined us!

>>26256369
I'm with you on the toothbrush, but a more ergonomic wireless mouse has a more tangible benefit if you're using the mouse everyday for hours. I used to use a cheap mouse but I'm way happier with my $100 one that is wireless and can swap devices easily. No wires and charges quickly, exceptionally comfortable. If I didn't use a mouse that much it would be extravagant but if it broke I'd order another today.

>>26256341
That's cool. Here's a photo from my trip with Bea.

this euro arc is making me feel very nervous

If we're sharing

>>26257089
This looks yab

>>26257269
I couldn't walk straight for weeks

https://files.catbox.moe/pz7caq.webm

Don't be gay dads!

>>26257089
Imagine being the person responsible for cleaning there haha

>>26257785
https://files.catbox.moe/zesmy7.mp4

I've been on vacation in Bea's dirty bedroom

>>26258228
How do you still get a signal through the cans?

>>26254218
I forgot you can make pixel art

>>26257015
Bruh

>>26257015
Looks pretty cool

I’ve been on vacation in beatanis pungent bear cunny ToT

>>26257089
I went with Bea to one of these last week

https://twitter.com/ColonThree4/status/1537654641420341256

>>26255879
I'm a good liar too I always say that everything is fine and I have this false positivity.

>>26265194

>>26263122
How can you keep walking?

>>26264194
i want to shoot up normies with this cute menhera and commit double suicide later

>>26266963
I don't know about that but I'd like to shoot my kids up inside her

>>26267486
bea bea

GAO!

Father's day is coming up, maybe she will mention something. Either way it'll be one year since old bear went away

Fuck off samefag bumper

>>26271362
nta, but ill gladly bump to make you seethe

>>26271410
Fuck off niggerfaggot

>>26271362
>>26271523

And before you say it, the 10th gura thread of the day deserves a thread more than this one because it actually has posters, not one schizo bumping the thread for 6 hours with a proxy.

>>26271523
Thanks for the bump

>>26270609
nothing she will do nothing on that day

>>26271595
Fuck off niggerfaggot you have a proxy anyways. I know you could keep this thread on page1 24/7 if you wanted to.

>>26271592
>>26271770
If your threads are so inactive that they're dying, you should go bump them instead of this one

>>26271807
he wants to be a mod or something and he dislikes the fact that this thread exists because it wastes space in the catalog

>>26273213
leaked

Momochads

>>26274325
ToT

>>26274325
CUTE!!!!

>>26274325
Should have another sugoi dekai above her futa

>>26274325
cute dirty dog

>>26274325

>>26274325
who is bigger momo or bea?

Dads?
What does it mean?

>>26278042
Hololive debut imminent

>>26270609
Hopefully an inner circle dad reminds her to tweet something for it.

>>26278042
bemani?

>>26277398

>>26280487
UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>26277398
>>26280487
Momo with her 100kg dick

>>26232999
T-Tachi? Come on man don't play with us like that

>>26280487
I want the full drawing onegai

>>26280487
Momo is

>>26283990
AR

>>26284263
ah

>>26283990
it's paws

>>26278042
what the fuck?

>>26278042
dont get baited dads!

>>26288242
I won't but why would an official cover translator try to bait us and why would he be translating something related to beatani?

>>26278042
>>26288605
Guess her job search is going well

>>26279766
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bemani

>>26288605
Does he even follow Beatani, might be unrelated?
Twitter fags use hashtags without knowing about them all the time

>>26289696
tabun

>>26280487
I was never sure if the 36cm are erect or flaccid?

where did she go?

>>26292350
europe

>>26292350
Risuna? She is still here and never leaves her home

so someone made the fake paws and someone is spamming that rrat or is it the same person forcing his rrat?

>>26292501
I don't believe it myself but I can see why someone would so probably several people

Bea you know you don't have to ghost us for another 5 months right? One tweet is okay once in a while, it literally takes a few seconds and it won't take away from your job searching

>>26293012
She hates us.
We're only good for money.
We raised really spoiled and rotten daughter.

>>26293239
now this is fake paws

>>26293239
fuck you it's not funny, fake paws

someone save her
https://twitter.com/ColonThree4/status/1537847953083228162

pingu hate dechu ^^;

>>26293821
>Gun
Confirmed not bea

ちゅ~

>>26293012
She may not tweet but at least she's posting a lot of drawings

as expected no dad can draw like true paws. i hope she posts more from her spain trip

>>26280487
The fuwafuwa is a nice touch

>>26293239
>>26293821
>>26294177
Guess the dad

>>26278042
They do follow Bea, just search for their replies to her. Plus translating for X company doesn't necessarily mean anything, they're allowed to watch other vtubers.

Anyway, a translation for you folks because >>26289579 is just plain wrong. Something like, "I must be terminally ill because I just misread BEMANI as BEATANI."

>>26294877
So he wasn't even trying to bait but dumb dads got baited anyway

The real Momo