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Previous Thread: >>26687980

>> No.26711658

>>26708079
How come takos and kfp are getting member posts during the off-collab and we aren't?

>> No.26711663
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I love Gura!

>> No.26711677
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26711677

Gura cute Gura cute!

>> No.26711683

>>26711620
sir that's a female kid

>> No.26711690

>>26711658
just join those channels if you want their member posts...

>> No.26711692

chumbies are cute

>> No.26711725
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>> No.26711737

>>26711683
Yeah, me and Gura's daughter

>> No.26711739
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>>26711620
God I love cunny

>> No.26711758
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>>26711658
It takes Gura an hour to write 2 sentences.

>> No.26711760
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I want to make love to Gura. I imagine Gura sitting on my lap, leg-locking me while deeply penetrated as I hug her tightly, then kiss her forehead and her cheeks, caressing her hair, her back and her butt-cheeks. I love Gura so much it's unreal.

>> No.26711812
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I'm in love with Gura!

>> No.26711866

>>26711658
She knows we're going to accept her marriage proposal.

>> No.26711888

>>26711760
this but shion

>> No.26711903
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26711903

>>26711812
same desu

>> No.26711904

>>26711725
These AI generated artworks are getting better and better jesus.

>> No.26712013
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touch gurass

>> No.26712095
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>>26711620
Does anyone have the third one?

>> No.26712121
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>>26712013

>> No.26712380

>>26712013
NO TOUCHING

>> No.26712383
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The shark's cuteness is justice in this world.

>> No.26712428
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26712428

What are you doing chumbud?

>> No.26712471
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26712471

To tell the truth, I want to know what my daughterwife is doing at all times. I'm feeling the protective instincts kick in.

>> No.26712496
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26712496

Gura lust

>> No.26712500
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>>26712013

>> No.26712505

>>26712428
neglecting work and thinking about my sharkwife

>> No.26712534

>>26712505
same desu

>> No.26712569
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26712569

>>26711620
kobo from holo id seems like gura with indonesia version

https://youtu.be/Vz9qxQU3VmA

>> No.26712584

>>26712505
me too

>> No.26712638

>>26712569
Gura has shown her favor since her debut. Blue girls are powerful and recognize each other.

>> No.26712743

>>26712471
Be thankful she told us she's awake and messaged Mori while she was streaming.

>> No.26712761
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>>26712638
Blue and purple girls in hololive are pretty much all overpowered

>> No.26713082
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Grobungi Glissp

>> No.26713108

>>26712505
I just got off from a meeting and will be immediately going back to doing this as well

>> No.26713149
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>>26713082
Holy shit.

>> No.26713200
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26713200

>>26711903
>>26712013

Ina gets to eat that out every night.

>> No.26713211

>>26713082
Yes perfect

>> No.26713234

So no stream today either eh?

>> No.26713240

>>26713200
GIWTWM

>> No.26713260

>>26713234
no one knows but ina made it sound like maybe not

>> No.26713311

>>26712013
snnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffff

>> No.26713316

>>26713200
Imagine the taste and smell of her tail pit...

>> No.26713342

>>26713316
Imagine how moist it is T u T

>> No.26713357

>>26712428
Working on my fan game still. Posted the trailer in the birthday hastag, but there were way too many posts for it to get noticed.

>> No.26713398

>>26710618
I wanted to answer this but didn't get the chance yet. Im not sure what you consider outside the range of being realistic so I'd probably just ask to play games together off stream. Something that would give me a chance to connect with her personally and hopefully become closer from there

>> No.26713420

>>26713357
I noticed it.

>> No.26713537

JWU. Any new developments? I see Mori is ruining everything again. What did she say today?

>> No.26713545

>>26712743
I missed this
What happened?

>> No.26713555

>>26712095
just for you, chumbie
https://litter.catbox.moe/f6f5o5.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/zq3psc.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/azziwp.png

>> No.26713569

>>26713545
She liked something on twitter and messaged Mori while she was streaming.

>> No.26713573

>>26713545
she liked something on twitter this morning and sent Mori a message about something while Mori was live

>> No.26713604
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26713604

>>26712569
>Gura clips channel doesn't make Gura clips anymore
She's kinda fading away isn't she?

>> No.26713613

>>26713569
>>26713573
W-wow. T-thanks gura.

>> No.26713657

>>26713555
Why is this slightly arousing?

>> No.26713703

>>26713657
everything is arousing for you guys

>> No.26713706

>>26713604
don't worry she makes more money in a month than a lot of people make in a year. she's set for life

>> No.26713714

>>26713613
She didn't have to do that twitter like, you ungrateful brat.

>> No.26713729

>>26713420
Thanks bud, I really do hate Twitter but this shit is the only way to more exposure

>>26713555
Good shit

>> No.26713732

>>26713604
That channel never made Gura clips

>> No.26713742
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>>26713703

>> No.26713821
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>>26712471
same desu

>> No.26713879
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>> No.26713984
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>> No.26713990

i remember gura... she was so cute... i thought i would marry her one day

>> No.26713993
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>> No.26714008

>>26713990
I did marry her!

>> No.26714026
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>>26713604
She will eventually transition to streaming purely for the joy of being with her chumbie husbands.

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>> No.26714060
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>>26713990
why didn't you say yes during the members stream?

>> No.26714118

That's it. I can't take it anymore. I'm transitioning to cloning research. I don't care if its unethical, I will find a way to steal Gura's DNA and create a perfect Gura wife clone for myself, and for everyone willing to shell out $5 a month.
Reality will not keep me down

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>> No.26714190

>>26714118
She's already hinted she's going to give us an official Gura AI microchip as her graduation present, have faith.

>> No.26714203

>>26714118
Luckily I'm getting her signature. I should be able find some DNA on it and I'll have my own Gura clone.

>> No.26714248

>>26713657
She looks like a prepubescent child

>> No.26714263
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26714263

Is Gawr Gura a prime example of erokawaii?

>> No.26714265
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26714265

>>26714167
She sounds different here

>> No.26714294

>>26714190
She also said she'd get jealous of a clone Gura, so she's probably just planning to keep all of us as her husbands forever.

>> No.26714312

>>26714203
I also got one. I never even considered that Gura DNA would be on it. I'm already off the races.
See you losers later, in 6-8 months time I WILL have my own Gura wife

>> No.26714322

Member stream today!

>> No.26714344

chumbronies...

>> No.26714364

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkBLrSXCdvw

>> No.26714433

>>26714265
Her voice is higher pitched because she was thinking about me, who she is in love with.

>> No.26714493

>>26714118
Can I have multiple so I can run a Gura correction brothel? T u T

>> No.26714507

>>26714322
I doubt she even has a personal setup to use, all the pcs and notebook of the house must be in full use for this tony starks operation

>> No.26714529
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26714529

>>26714344
I want to chum inside Gawr Gura.

>> No.26714583
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26714583

I love Gura from the bottom of my heart!

>> No.26714618

Still no updates on our cun. Hope the womb cramps have gotten better. Mori is really excited to see our girl

>> No.26714633

>>26714263
erokawaiigaki, and yes

>> No.26714676

>>26712471
creepy stalking faggot

>> No.26714685

>>26714618
Knowing she wants to stream and play with her friends but she can't makes me extremely sad. I wish I could give her a hug.

>> No.26714687
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I don't like off collabs anymore....

>> No.26714704

>>26713537
Mori is fine. She is excited to see Gura and that feels nice compared to how Kiara didn't say she was. She said she was excited to see Ame and Ina but not Gura. Mori just said that she will be with Gura the longest and they'll do a bunch off collabs. Faggots are worried that she'll somehow bring up men and dating. Mori is alright. Better then Kiara

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26714708

I'm starting to miss solo gaming streams...

>> No.26714747

You guys realize the off-collab is a work off-collab not a all happy funtime vacation? Let the girl do her work so she can come back and stream for us.

>> No.26714762
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>>26714704
They are both fine as long as no male ever comes near my precious Gura.

>> No.26714770

>>26714747
im just fun posting chumbie

>> No.26714772

I hate Gura!

>> No.26714783

>>26714704
As long as Mori doesn't act like the retard she is. Her bringing up ecelebs bull shit is what I hate the most, she knows she's the least holo in hololive yet doubles down on autism just to piss holo fans off. I wouldn't be glad if she died but I'd be glad that she'd be gone.

>> No.26714802

>>26714770
No fun allowed here chumbo, only delusional schizo fantasies

>> No.26714809

>>26714747
I'm waiting patiently because I know she will propose marriage to chumbies soon.

>> No.26714854
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26714854

>>26714809
same desu

>> No.26714865
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26714865

watch stweams

>> No.26714870

>>26711658
Yeah, and fags here say Gura loves her members and hates grays. I'm a day 1 member and don't feel the love. She just doesn't care about us like Kiara, Ina and Ame care about their members

>> No.26714879

If Gura proposes marriage to all of us, how will sex work? Do we each get 1 day in a 4m day rotation or something?

>> No.26714897
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I love Gura!!!

>> No.26714910

>>26714879
you get 10 seconds to cum

>> No.26714918
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>>26714809
I wonder what the marriage proposal stream will be like. She's been alluding to it for a while now and I can tell how excited she is to finally pop the question.

>> No.26714944

>>26714910
That's generous... she only needs 5

>> No.26714949

>>26714783
Mori hasn't really brought up e-celebs when collating with Gura. I'm trying to think of a time when she did

>> No.26714950 [DELETED] 

>>26714762
>>26714783
The worst thing Mori realistically does would be having Gura off-collab with C-Man just to make fun of the haters. It will be ok.

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26714951

>>26714809
>>26714854
>>26714879
>>26714918
This is getting kinda sad

>> No.26714978 [DELETED] 

>>26714950
pretty sure he lives in florida

>> No.26714995

>>26714950
Fuck yes, I can't wait for Guro's debut.

>> No.26715003 [DELETED] 

>>26714951
Yeah, these beta male faggot retards are pathetic. Nothing worse than being a white knight and yesman for a girl you will never meet who takes your money and spends it on her boyfriend, which isn't anyone here.

>> No.26715008

>>26714951
You're gonna look pretty stupid when she gets back and does the marriage proposal followed by cybersex streams

>> No.26715011

>>26715003
Go back.

>> No.26715013
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>>26714879
She will cybersex us all at once.

>> No.26715035
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>>26714870
Put her on a pillory, everyone gets a ticket and waits until it's their turn. T u T

>> No.26715046

>>26714951
I didn't want to say it.
These marriage copers is not even worth grudgeposting.

>> No.26715054

>>26715008
Are you baiting grudgeposts? Where's your marriage proposal? I thought you said there would be cybersex streams?

>> No.26715070

Gura fellate my penise

>> No.26715076

>>26714951
Anon... Gura has said on stream "I'm gonna marry you guys one day. If a Japanese guy can marry Miku then I can marry my fans!"

>> No.26715082

>>26715054
Where? It's happening very soon, just wait patiently chumbie and eternal happiness will come soon.

>> No.26715096

>>26715011
Maybe you should go back to your reddit/discord hugbox. Your go back /vt/ buzzwords are not going to work

>> No.26715110
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26715110

Feuds between fun vs serious posters are always funny. Go on

>> No.26715125

>>26715076
Why are you making things up? She never said this.

>> No.26715146

>>26715125
>He missed
oh nonono

>> No.26715160

>>26714879
Asexual polygamy probably. The risk of STD is too high with 50k husbands.
The only democratic alternative is eugenics-based fecundation. If you're handsome enough you might get chosen to be the biological father of her children. Since she will have unlimited funds considering she has 50k husbands there might be more than one biological fathers if she wants to give birth to a child after another. The upkeep costs would still be within spending range even if she gave birth to a child every 9 months and if she lives 100 years then she will be able to birth 100 children if her body can still do it so the chance to become one of the biological fathers is not 0% but still below 1%.

>> No.26715171

>>26714951
It's so common it's like pissing in the wind to even remark on it, but absolutely. The thread is a copium mine.

>> No.26715173
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HOW FUCKING SMALL IS SHE

>> No.26715185

>>26715125
>Missed a Gura stream
Do your reps Chumbie

>> No.26715188

>>26715160
STD risk can be completely eliminated by only letting virgins fuck Gura.

>> No.26715197

>>26715160
>50K
Is actually only 19 now

>> No.26715199

>>26715173
At least a full head shorter than Kiwawa.

>> No.26715215
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>shitting up the thread with schizo ramblings is okay when WE do it
Do you faggots have zero self awareness?

>> No.26715217

>>26715160
She's just going to give us her eggs and we'll have to fertilize and raise them with an artificial womb.

>> No.26715230

>>26715146
>>26715185
Tell me which stream to do reps on and I will.

>> No.26715233

>>26714879
24/7/365 nonstop gangbangs, everyone takes a number. She gets 1 day off once every 4 years on the leap year.

>> No.26715243

>>26715215
nyo

>> No.26715253

>>26715188
Looks like it will be up to me, then.

>> No.26715264

>>26715110
That's just it anon, repeating the same joke every thread isn't fun. Then there's also poe's law.

>> No.26715278

>>26715215
Ok fine lets go back to talking about her cunny leaking with cunny juice

>> No.26715292

>>26715217
That would make the relationship kinda asexual though.

>> No.26715307

>>26715217
Fertilizing Gura's caviar TuT
Group egg bukkake session with the boys

>> No.26715313
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>>26715264
Whos joking? I'm not joking when I say Gura is my wife.

>> No.26715352

>>26715264
>cuckposter is mad now that a rrat is about Gura marrying us instead of cucking us.

>> No.26715355

>>26715215
Yes because these ones aren't antagonistic.

>> No.26715363

>>26715215
Unless there's actually something new or important to talk about, schizo ramblings are perfectly fine as long as they're fun.

>> No.26715398
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I'm kind of concerned about the number of "chumbuds" in this thread that aren't looking forward to marrying Gura

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26715409

>>26715215
Friendly ramblings are pretty fun desu.

>> No.26715431

>>26715197
19K members? I assumed she had around 50K considering all the likes she gets on her members posts.

Fuck Grays. They don't deserve Gura's cunny.

>> No.26715440

>>26715355
You told me to do imaginary reps.

>> No.26715442
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>>26715398
It's certainly suspicious how supposed chumbies would actually protest such a thing.

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Dino Gura deflection

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>>26715398
I've said it before, there's no way I could live with someone like Gura without one of us ending up dead.
Gura is only good as an onahole.

>> No.26715468
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26715468

>>26715444
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.26715480

>>26715352
>"marrying us", plural
>instead of cucking us
You do realize you're fantasizing about sharing her with thousands of other men, you cuck?

>> No.26715501

>>26715197
The most recent estimate I saw in /#/ was 25k

>> No.26715537

>>26715398
I want to marry Gura but I'm such a pathetic shrimp that I'd rather cuddle with her for hours than have sex and I'm afraid she will discard me sooner or later. It's not like I don't wanna do it though, I love her a whole lot.

>> No.26715539

>>26715292
She'll ask that we use our chum from her cybersex streams so it's basically the real deal.

>> No.26715542

>>26715444
Dino Gura will actually marry me in one year.

>> No.26715550

>>26715480
If IRyStocrats can share IRyS with the other 4999 boyfriends, chumbuds can share her with 14999 membershrimps.

>> No.26715552

>>26715409
thats not a Gura pic

>> No.26715553

>>26715480
you do realize you're taking funposting seriously, right retard?

>> No.26715554

>>26715480
>he doesn't want to share Gura
Are you gay?

>> No.26715577

>>26715480
Okay, now I know you're a damn tourist catalog shitter.

>> No.26715578

>>26715431
>>26715197
No no no not 19k, it's only 24 and by 24 I mean actually 24 >>26696019

>> No.26715585

>>26715480
Nene's husbands seem to be doing just fine

>> No.26715610

>>26715480
I don't mind fucking a co-husband for a bit if they dress up like Gura for me either. It can be one nice big gangbang marriage

>> No.26715626

>>26715480
>sub 80 iq chumbud
This is why we cannot have nice things. Do you realize that she can do a make believe marriage stream to show her dedication and to demonstrate that she really loves us and won't betray us?

>> No.26715630

>>26715398
I don't need to look forward to it, im already married to her

>> No.26715644
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26715644

Looks like we've established that every real chumbie wants marriage and cybersex with Gura.

>> No.26715657

>>26715553
The joke was terrible and didn't make sense
>>26715554 & >>26715550 are examples that're funny. >>26715352 should just try harder.

>> No.26715659

>>26715626
Don bother trying to explain it, your words will only be lost on him.

>> No.26715661

Gura will graduate soon.

>> No.26715682

>>26715610
Same but they can't be a fatso or a twink. When I want a woman I want a woman and when I feel like going for another man I want an actual MAN. Anything in between pretty much ruins the fun of fucking another guy.

>> No.26715685

>>26715661
if she does it's only because she wants to move in with me

>> No.26715693

haha guys marriage proposal
haha guys cybersex lololol
gura gonna marry us bros

>> No.26715707
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26715707

Why doesn’t Gura just show us the naked model already?????

>> No.26715720

>>26715661
yep when we finally get married

>> No.26715722

>>26715707
It's honestly pretty likely that she'll hit 10 million and be forced to show it by the sacred law of honoring her word.

>> No.26715738

>>26715693
Shut up you ironic tourist. If she comes to know that we want to marry her officially she might give the idea a thought. Your ironic shitposting only lowers everybody chances of getting some real kino love on stream with Gura in the future.

>> No.26715739

>>26715707
Does the WWE stream count?

>> No.26715751
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>>26715409
hello luknight

>> No.26715765

If you Chumbies don't calm down imma have sex with you all

>> No.26715787

>>26715693
t. cripple

>> No.26715795
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>>26715739
No.

>> No.26715799
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26715799

>>26715765
GURAAAAAAH

>> No.26715805
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26715805

>>26715765

>> No.26715833
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>>26715765
Fuck it I'm horny, lets do this.

>> No.26715843
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>>26715765
Gura made this post.

>> No.26715869
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>>26715468
I want to make Gura feel comfy while she rests and recovers from the tummy hort. I want to toast her some poptarts and grill some salman. I want to bring her drinks when she's thirsty. I want to caress her hair while I adore her sleeping face. I want to do many things but I will do nothing just like I did for most of my life.

>> No.26715900

>>26715843
I love your optimism but there is zero chance she's slumming here right now over playing with Ame's pets or whatever

>> No.26715935
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>>26715765
Come here you little shit, bratty chumbuds get rape correction.

>> No.26715936

>>26715900
You don't have to cover for Gura Ame.

>> No.26715945
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>>26715869
I want to work on my motorcycle then take Gura's face and use her as a rag for my grease coated hands.

>> No.26715962

>>26715900
She posted it during her 2 hour long lunch with Ame.

>> No.26716049
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26716049

>>26715765
Time to lose my virginity!

>> No.26716097
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26716097

Chumbies really expect a lot out of that canceled members stream, huh.

>> No.26716101

How do chumbuds feel about having a man pilot goob’s body on stream for the world to see?

>> No.26716126

>>26716101
Isn't that normal? Gura is a man after all

>> No.26716133

>>26716101
>this is what he wanted to talk about instead of marriage.

>> No.26716136
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26716136

>no likes or posts since yesterday morning
I can't stand dead hours.

>> No.26716155

>>26716136
chumbie...?

>> No.26716156

>>26716136
Wrong.

>> No.26716157

>>26716136
Didn't she like one thing?

>> No.26716174

Gura is dead and Ame, Kiara and Ina need to take accountability for hiding her body.

>> No.26716183

>>26714203
do we really believe it’s hand-signed, let alone not computer printed?

>> No.26716200

>>26716155
From my timezone it was yesterday morning.

>> No.26716214
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>>26715751
Naaaa

>> No.26716215

>>26716183
If they have a signature machine maybe; but those costs an insane amount of money and it's more likely she's just gonna sign them since it's not a lot. It's definitely not printed on, that would be an insult

>> No.26716227

>>26716183
What if kanauru signs them all instead for gura. No one would ever know.

>> No.26716232

>>26716183
We're talking about a girl who sniffs her fanmail and you're doubting that she's going to sign every one and fully expects us to sniff the hell out of them.

>> No.26716237
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26716237

is gooby-dooby doo streaming tonight?

>> No.26716261

>>26716237
ask8ball.net

>> No.26716269 [DELETED] 

Sorry janny. I know you don't want to see or hear it but gura has a bf and gets dick that is not yours. Destroy's your fantasy, I know. Is this place worse than reddit? lol.

>> No.26716297
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>>26716261

>> No.26716317

>>26716215
Well there's some that bought multiple. Should be super easy to tell wether they're printed or not.

>> No.26716337

>>26716269
Noooooo anon all of these girls are all single until 100% proven otherwise. I’m sure she wants me, I’m her perfect match l, a /vt/ poster.

>> No.26716349

>>26716200
Anonchama, 7 hours ago is not yesterday morning in any time zone

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>>26716269
You're just jealous Ame took her first time rather than your swedish boyfriend you watch so much. No need to cope so hard. lol

>> No.26716361

>>26716269
Anon... meido is a deadbeat. Sharkmeido was executed many many many months ago.

>> No.26716404

I'm starting to think coming to 4chan especially here, is pointless

>> No.26716411

>>26716349
Oh fuck twitter messed up the dates and I thought it was from yesterday. You're free to make fun of me.

>> No.26716455

>>26716404
Discordfags groomed our regulars into discord trannies and there's nobody left to talk about Gura sex.

>> No.26716457

>>26716404
>coming to /vt/ aka the hololiveboard is pointless when there's no stream
you might be on to something

>> No.26716475

>>26716404
Ya don’t say.

>> No.26716480

>>26716404
You're supposed to come here whenever you are free to check for posts with the most (You)s to see if future streams are getting scheduled. No one sane actually comes here when no streams are ongoing.

>> No.26716511

>>26716232
great now im even more sad I didn't get one.

>> No.26716520

Wait so she went to Austria? Took a long break from all of this and i guess i’m back now

>> No.26716525

Yeah, me

>> No.26716527

I can feel in my cunny alarm that I should not sleep today

>> No.26716529

>>26716183
Because that's what it says. Its a handwritten sig for the limited edition one, everyone else gets the computer sig.
This is literally extremely common for hololive

>> No.26716532

goop goop today?

>> No.26716568

>>26716455
>post here daily about my love for Gura
>never been on the discord
What did anon mean by this?

>> No.26716572

>>26716404
I come here because its pointless and I'm bored and can't spam about how much I want to lick Gura's cunny anywhere else

>> No.26716575

>>26716520
No, Kiwawa, Gura, and Ina went to Ame's house in NA.

>> No.26716579
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26716579

i pickd the foil signagure because it's shiny!!

>> No.26716616

>>26716575
ah, okay thank you

>> No.26716623

>>26713316
>>26713342
My dick.

>> No.26716625

I just bought the plushie and the voice pack

>> No.26716627

>>26716361
I thought simply quit on his own in march or around that time last year.

>> No.26716630
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26716630

>>26716579
You picked well Gura! Good job!

>> No.26716647

>>26716627
Maybe I remember there being some drama in the IRC.

>> No.26716669

>>26716529
These people have deluded themselves into believing Gura is such a chronic liar that even when it's spelled out clearly in front of them them they can't overcome their cognitive dissonance.

>> No.26716682
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26716682

it's 6 p.m. ET and no likes or retweets
so no stream today, you can go to sleep

>> No.26716706

>>26703319
every time i get a (You) she goes "a!" in my headphones and i'm cracking up

>> No.26716735

>>26716682
likes are pretty much irrelevant for these weeks

>> No.26716755
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>>26716682
Have some god damned faith

>> No.26716765

>>26716706
a

>> No.26716778

>>26716755
streams?

>> No.26716782

>>26716706
here, have another a

>> No.26716800
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>>26716455
>Gura finally gets the KU-100.
>Schedules a soft talking stream and chats away about girly fashion.
>Describes her kitty tights and slowly takes one off, the sound of smooth fabric in our left ear.
>She takes off the other, fabric gliding across her smooth skin against our right ear.
>We realize that our head is between her legs.
>She starts rubbing her thighs against both ears with a soft huhaha before continuing to chat.

>> No.26716817

>>26716706
a

>> No.26716821

>>26716706
(you)

>> No.26716838

>>26716669
She 100% used gloves and israeli gas mask while she was signing them in order to avoid leaving DNA or any biological traces at all. It might as well just be a copy from a printer.

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>>26716800

>> No.26716961
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26716961

Reminder.

>> No.26716971

>>26716706
a!

>> No.26716978
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26716978

>>26716800
Gura thighs... uoh!!

>> No.26717019

>>26716800
Gura please don't tease me like this I can't handle it

>> No.26717123

>>26716800
>>Describes her kitty tights and slowly takes one off, the sound of smooth fabric in our left ear.
You lost me. The only reason why we know Gura owns them is because Fauna got it out of her, she would never in a million years involve them in a stream.

>> No.26717200

Any info or mentions about potential stream tonight?

>> No.26717232

>>26717123
timestamp pretty please

>> No.26717278

>>26717200
don't think anything concrete was posted, just have to wait and see if they do something late again

>> No.26717328

>>26717123
Anon, the post starts with her actually buying a KU-100 and actually doing ASMR again. Suspension of disbelief is required.

>> No.26717390

>>26717200
Sounds like they're too busy working to have the time or energy to stream

>> No.26717429

>>26717200
She's comfy in bed eating snacks waiting for tummy recover.

>> No.26717442

>>26717328
Not really, because that's 100% going to happen.

>> No.26717484

>>26712569
>clipfaggot

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>>26717328
I write these greentexts about asmr because I fear they will never happen.

>> No.26717538

>>26717429
>>26717390
>>26717278
I see, I see. Ty for the info, I appreciate it.

>> No.26717550
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26717550

Koyori talking about Gura's merch and 3D birthday!

>> No.26717564

>>26716682
things don't really work as usual these days, waiting for kiara to confirm

>> No.26717583
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26717583

>gura has been hiding in bed eating snacks for 26 hours straight

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26717614

Hey chumbuds, will bulgarian split squats make me stronger?

>> No.26717621

>>26717583
yeah, with me

>> No.26717622
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26717622

>>26717516
keep writing them it made me horny

>> No.26717660

>>26717614
Yeah, they are a pretty good lower body exercise

>> No.26717677

>>26717516
It was real in my mind.

>> No.26717684

>>26716706
a

>> No.26717689
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26717689

>>26717516
We already know Gura feeds off our horniness, be sure to cheer her on and support her and she'll get bolder.

>> No.26717740

>>26717684
good news. i've got the terminal bell working now, so when i get an error now she says "oh nyo!"

>> No.26717750

reminder gura surprised us with lolipop asmr after saying she wouldn't do it
never doubt the shark; she will make you kneel as usual

>> No.26717782 [SPOILER] 
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26717782

oh no

>> No.26717877

>>26717782
Perfect! T u T

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>>26716778
Probably dead

>> No.26718003

>>26717750
Wouldn't it be more to our benefit to doubt her so she feels compelled to make us kneel?

>> No.26718053

>>26718003
No. It's the supporters and believers that got her to do ASMR again. Never forget that.

>> No.26718079

>>26718003
that sounds like something that would work on mori, not gura

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>>26717622
>In a pleasant voice, she tells a funny story about her trip with the girls with our head between her thighs, muffling her words.
>Muses for a moment before describing the pattern of her skirt.
>There's a rustling sound as she starts to take it off, her legs rubbing against our ears the entire time.
>She fails to suppress a cute moan and stops for a moment, suddenly shy.
>Awkwardly tells another story, but slowly wraps her legs around the KU-100 more tightly, sounding a bit giddy as she continues.

>> No.26718295
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>> No.26718406

>>26718270
aaah I want it to be real

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26718416

>>26718270

>> No.26718493

>>26718295
No, she's not real, that's just my sleep paralysis demon.

>> No.26718514

>>26713316
How sensitive is it?

https://files.catbox.moe/pwhkd5.jpg

>> No.26718531

>>26717689
Coombuds need to be gassed

>> No.26718560
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guras frilly short skirt and panties T u T

>> No.26718570

>>26718531
First day on /vt/?

>> No.26718601
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26718601

>>26718531
Coombuds are the least offensive of all chumbuds. T u T

>> No.26718615

>>26718531
I'd gladly die gassed by Gura's stinky farts on my face.

>> No.26718636
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>>26718531
Shitposters hate it because it's true. She loves her cumbuds.

>> No.26718641

>>26718560
this reminded me of gura acting shy when she was debuting this outfit. she knows what shes doing...

>> No.26718645

>>26717583
>tummy starts horting again because of all the snacks she's eating
Gura...

>> No.26718717
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26718717

>>26718615
based

>> No.26718742

>>26718645
I bet she received a lot of sweets and cakes from her holo friends and family too. If she's like me then she probably gained a kilo or two in last 26 ours eating everything because she can't say no.

>> No.26718755

>>26718641
https://youtu.be/pTJl4dFUMuY?t=72
T o T

>> No.26718775
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>>26718645
Why is she like that?

>> No.26718777

>>26718531
She's slowly trying to convert all fans into cumbuds.

>> No.26718829

https://files.catbox.moe/63a904.png
>what are you waiting for chumbie? those toes aren't gonna lick themselves

>> No.26718839
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26718839

gura is a coomer for cunny and we reflect that

>> No.26718854

most chumbies would probably spend the rest of their lives in jail on death row if they ever got near gura or kids in general

>> No.26718866
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>>26718829
Yes my queen anything you want!

>> No.26718900

>>26718531
But who would be left on this board if we gassed all the perverts?

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26718909

>>26718854
3DPD

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26718918

Bros....

>> No.26718958

>>26718918
Miosha....

>> No.26718959

>>26718645
She requires tummy relief via fast acting laxative.

>> No.26718965

>>26718854
>you can't desire to have sex with Gura unless you're a serial child rapist
welcome to /vt/ now get out

>> No.26718979

>>26718918
>pink cat
japanese nyanners

>> No.26719001

>>26718979
but better

>> No.26719012

>>26718854
Where's the lie?
>>26718965
The only decent chumbuds are the women, and even then I think it's just sampling error.

>> No.26719031

>>26719001
and not a mega whore.

>> No.26719036

>>26718979
No you're thinking of Michael Cat aka mikeneko

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>> No.26719075

>>26719012
>t. 2view whore

>> No.26719089

>>26719012
Women can't be real chumbuds because they can't get Gura pregnant.

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26719100

chumbies got me actin up

>> No.26719102

>>26718959
Imagine the satisfying shits

>> No.26719133
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26719133

The only good chumbie is the one who wants to marry Gura and have heterosexual cybersex with her.

>> No.26719140

>>26719100
tits too big

>> No.26719225

>>26719100
booba!

>> No.26719242

>>26719133
I can't believe Gura actually said she wants to feel us up virtually. What a little perv

>> No.26719244
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26719244

>>26719050
>>26718918
Why did she do it?

>> No.26719311

>>26719244
I dunno man ask global. I don't watch anyone other than Gura unless there's a collab.

>> No.26719332

>>26718918
>>26719050
>Aqua
>Mio
>Gura
How many wives is Shion allowed to have?

>> No.26719343

>>26719244
She heard Gura is a Fart Shark. She tried to get Guras attention at first by farting on stream. Poor Mio

>> No.26719387

>>26719133
I am The One

>> No.26719431
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>>26718416
>Oh nyo, she can't hear manager-san pinging, she's in her special asmr booth.
>She interrupts her story to say a single word, a color.
>She has to draw her legs back to take them off, she's shaking a bit.
>Continuing her story become a bit difficult for her as she gets more nervous.
>Her breathing gets a bit sharper and now there's rubbing on three sides.
>Asks chumbies how we feel, says she feels nice.

>> No.26719433

>>26719133
Kill yourself.

>> No.26719484

>>26719332
Well Gura has a lot so it's only fair that Shion can have multiple too

>> No.26719523

>>26719332
As long as she gets superchats to fund large shiny rocks, who can say?

>> No.26719549
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26719549

If there's no stream again tonight what do you buds plan on doing? Im gonna probably do my reps then play some games and probably stare at the merch page

>> No.26719590

>>26719549
ill find some game to play from the sale. i doubt it since im burnt out on games

>> No.26719609

>>26719549
There is a near-endless supply of crappy fiction and I will consume all of it.

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26719680

>>26719242
She knows just how to make us happy.

>> No.26719713

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=encOEAJJ_5Q

>> No.26719742
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>>26719431

>> No.26719758

>>26719433
Wrong thread faggot. Go back: >>>/soc/31310226

>> No.26719759

>>26716706
a

>> No.26719777

>>26716706
a

>> No.26719801
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26719801

>>26716961

>> No.26719805

>>26719549
Been watching a lot of videos of Harstem playing SC2 recently and it's been giving me that itch to play a few games. I'll probably do that before doing programming reps tonight.

>> No.26719806

>>26719713
This has been showing up in my feed too.

>> No.26719814

>>26716706
a

>> No.26719851

>>26716706
fart shark heh

>> No.26719910 [SPOILER] 
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>>26719851

>> No.26719916

>>26716706
a

>> No.26719955
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26719955

>>26718295
rubrubrubrubrub

>> No.26719988
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26719988

Chumbies here is a test for you:
You have one chance to go on a date with Gura but in exchange you must give up on relationship until you die. If you win Gura's heart on this date you are allowed to marry her but you won't be allowed to divorce or betray her with other women.

If you accept then describe your ideal date plan to win Gura's heart.

>> No.26719987

>>26716627
They were getting paid too much

>> No.26720016

>>26719955
I still can't get over how cute this is. The 3rd party one for Myth was kind of ehhh but this one is just amazing I love it so much

>> No.26720026

>>26719988
>in exchange you must give up on relationship until you die
this is not the steep price for me you seem to think it is

>> No.26720051

>>26719988
>in exchange you must give up on relationship until you die
And nothing changed.

>> No.26720075

>>26719988
Reminder that I answered this question with going to Disney World before she told us she liked it.

>> No.26720077

>>26714910
What do I do with the other nine seconds?

>> No.26720078
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26720078

>>26719988
I'm not sharing my secrets with you, you'll steal them.

>> No.26720097

>>26720078
tch

>> No.26720108

>>26719988
What's stopping me from just taking her home and putting her in a jar? T u T

>> No.26720129

>>26719988
I'm taking her to the fanciest restaurant around with a personal waiter for every table.

>> No.26720147
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26720147

>>26720108
She's already in my jar.

>> No.26720160

>>26720108
Yagoo will be watching from afar while he grinds his teeth and if you try anything funny he will literally bite you.

>> No.26720209

>>26719549
That homo anniversary concert made me consider practicing guitar again. Probably won't do it though, my game backlog has reached a lamentable point where I probably won't get to play them all before I (or their servers) die

>> No.26720230

>>26720160
Have you seen how short that man is?

>> No.26720246
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26720246

>>26719549
Right now I'm looking for a good jrpg to play on steam, may read some LN's later, thinking about living life with dino gura. The usual.

>> No.26720304

>>26719549
I should already be sleeping since it's 1AM and I must get up at 8AM to go buy stuff so I guess if there's no hints of any new streams before 3AM I'm gonna hit the bed.

>> No.26720342

>>26718918
>>26719050
I missed that part, it's vod time I guess

>> No.26720343
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26720343

>>26719988
I'll just tase her, dump her in my trunk and drive her to my place in the sticks. She either could try walking miles in either direction, dying of malnourishment before she gets to find a soul or she can be my loving wife living care free in our homestead.

>> No.26720409
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>>26712428
Ok Gura you've caught me. With the lack of EN hololive streams and upcoming update, I've decided to purchase and play DBD when I get home tonight

>> No.26720431

I really need the Birthday 3D in high quality. Susan's killing me with this compression.

>> No.26720438

>>26719609
based
I just noticed that The Wandering Inn resumed, and it'll probably take me all week to read the current chapters.
by then I'll have way too much unread shit on royalroad again
an infinite cycle of shitty fiction I can never escape from.

>> No.26720455

>>26720409
weird seeing this one without the soundpost

>> No.26720479

>>26720431
I want a reupload with fixed audio. I was so sad when I opened my eyes I wanted to die.

>> No.26720490

>>26719549
finally going back to grapplin' after needing to take a break due to physical reasons

>> No.26720501

i want to dye

>> No.26720510
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26720510

i miss gura

>> No.26720533

>>26720455
>md5 search
>no soundpost
what did anon mean by this

>> No.26720534
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26720534

>>26720510
same desu

>> No.26720569

>>26711692
Doushio

>> No.26720587

>>26720409
anon...

>> No.26720596

>>26720455
Still hot because the chest band is floating an inch away from her chest.

>> No.26720604

>>26720533
>>26641478
it gets posted pretty much every thread in /wah/

>> No.26720617

>>26720501
Don't dye, it's the first step to turning into a tranny.

>> No.26720664

>>26720604
Kek I had already started humming that song when I saw the webm.

>> No.26720715
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26720715

>>26720604
I've never been there despite watching Ina occasionally, nice taste takos.

>> No.26720826

I really liked it when Gura called herself a ding dong during her asmr I thought that was cute

>> No.26720892
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26720892

>>26720715
I just take peeks at their thread every now and then, it's posters energy put me to sleep.

>> No.26720914
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26720914

Sometimes I look at Gura cosplays and get an erection but never fap because I feel like I'm betraying Gura. Do you think Gura feels betrayed if chumbies fap to other women?

I always hear chumbies talking about how jealous they are for Gura but has Gura ever talked about her jealousy?

>> No.26720943

>>26719549
shitpost on global

>> No.26720961
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26720961

>>26720892
I wish here was like that. Slow /ggg/ best /ggg/

>> No.26720978

>>26720914
>not muting or blocking cosplayer accounts
Leave this place, 3DPD lover.

>> No.26720994
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26720994

>>26720914
I can't fap to grown ass women, only 2D loli. I don't think she gets jealous desu. She knows she's desirable.

>> No.26720996

>>26720961
>implying this is fast

>> No.26721015

>>26720914
She has, but I think she would like fapping to other women because she doesn't like when her fans are TOO obsessed with her.

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26721044

>>26720961
Fast /ggg/ is best.

>> No.26721089

>>26720914
i mostly fap to gura now since she gives me the biggest loads. idk why; so i just naturally dont 'cheat'

>> No.26721108

>>26721015
>She has
When?

>> No.26721146
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26721146

>>26721108
He made it up.

>> No.26721159

please kiara... spill some details...

>> No.26721161

>>26721108
>>26721146
I did not, watch streams. She got jealous of her own clone.

>> No.26721173
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26721173

>>26719988
Take her to didney

>> No.26721179
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26721179

>>26721015
>she doesn't like when her fans are TOO obsessed with her.
We're getting married. A loyal wife would want a loyal husband.

>> No.26721256
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26721256

>>26720914
She mentioned her jealousy many times, with regards to both chumbies and her waifus. Hard to say how serious she was, it just kind of tumbled out of her stream of consciousness.

>> No.26721266

>>26719988
Renaissance Festival

>> No.26721268

>>26721179
She doesn't want a husband who doesn't find Shion hot, either.

>> No.26721284

>>26720914
When I went to my last anime convention I really wanted to ask one of the cute gura cosplayers for a hug and pretend it was her. But I didn't wanna be a creep so just settled for normal pictures

>> No.26721353

>>26721284
Were they good or typical "I'm such a chumbiegirl lol" cosplays?

>> No.26721386

>>26721353
They were good

>> No.26721412

>>26721284
just ask next time, assuming you're reasonably good looking and hygienic. worst they can do is say no and bruise your fragile ego

>> No.26721420

>>26721161
>gabby
You are so retarded you can't tell she was banting with chat.

>> No.26721462

>>26721420
>goalpost moving
We're done here

>> No.26721517

>>26721256
Timestamp? if she wants me to fap only to her then I shall abide to her will. The thought of a jealous oshi only makes my hyperweapon harder.

>> No.26721528

>>26721462
t. socially inept chumbo

>> No.26721537

>>26721412
More than ego I'm more concerned with cringing about it for the rest of my life.

>> No.26721588
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26721588

cunny deflection

>> No.26721637

>>26721588
uoh

>> No.26721645

>>26721588
Im glad we had another cunny to replace Rushia after she left. The cunny duo just isn't the same as the cunny trio

>> No.26721700

>>26721645
I miss Rushia's green hair. It's my favorite color.

>> No.26721705
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26721705

>>26721537
This is what being a male entails, cringing for the rest of your life at dumb shit you've done.

>> No.26721712 [SPOILER] 
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26721712

Gurass

>> No.26721793
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26721793

>>26721412
Not him but I question the ethic of that choice. Gura can't hug her chumbies because that would require her to either go against keyfabe showing herself or alternatively using a kigurumi costume (I 100% support this by the way Gura). The fact that chumbies can hug one another AND other women too is kinda unfair.

>> No.26721797
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26721797

>still no word from any of the girls
welp, I'm going to sleep, that means a frame will be up soon, have fun without me chumbos

>> No.26721805

>>26719988
I'd easily accept. In any case I would want to take her somewhere that we can do something while also talking and getting to know each other better. Something simple like going to an aquarium or zoo, or playing mini-golf and going on a walk in a park would be good for that. Gura isn't the kind of person that needs something over the top to be impressed. What you really have to focus on is making sure she has a good time while you also do a good job presenting yourself.

>> No.26721824

>>26721793
Gura will hug us virtually one day

>> No.26721895
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26721895

>>26721824
Will that be enough to put her heart at ease though? I know it can't be enough for me but I'd still live with the pain, can Gura do the same without starting to hate her fans?

>> No.26721937
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26721937

>>26721517
Most recently, she said she wouldn't share her waifulabs creations because she's possessive, and also mumbled that she wanted chumbies to belong to her. The mumble was a bit strange, it didn't seem like a joke. Not sure how I'm going to find those two timestamps easily, though.

>> No.26721939

>>26721797
>shark retweets
I KNEEL

>> No.26721943

Gura wants us to get relationships and will get in one herself someday (with me)

>> No.26721959

>>26721943
I made this post.

>> No.26721992

>>26721939
Just one? You lied to me. and it's nacho's art you can shut up about that schizo who was complaining about that

>> No.26722026

Gura, read the greentexts.

>> No.26722036

>>26721797
Ty for your sacrifice, it will not be forgotten.

>> No.26722047
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26722047

where's the schizo complaining that she didn't retweet this? gura probably just got done reading some of her recipe book

>> No.26722056

>>26721943
>>26721959
All me.

>> No.26722061

i want to like the retweet but i already liked it when it was posted
gura RT something i havent seen yet pls

>> No.26722062

>>26721992
>you're still here
It's your fault, quick go to sleep

>> No.26722112

gura is reading this thread RIGHT NOW. quick, say something.

>> No.26722114
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26722114

>>26721943
>Gura wants us to fuck off at some point so she can move on with life.
Depressing thought.

>> No.26722117
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26722117

Gura should retweet this but she won't

>> No.26722133

>>26721943
>>26721959
>>26722056
t. me

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26722135

>>26722112
feet

>> No.26722138

Shark in 5min
;_;

>> No.26722153
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26722153

Gawr Gura Ch. hololive-EN

>> No.26722174

>>26722112
cybersex

>> No.26722175
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26722175

>>26722112
GURA CUTE
I hope you managed to get a disneyland trip in

>> No.26722188

>>26722153
My wife!

>> No.26722207
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26722207

>>26722114
Will she ever understand?

>> No.26722229
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26722229

>>26722175
its disneyWORLD

>> No.26722238
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26722238

>>26722153
Where did you get this picture of my wife's default pose?

>> No.26722241

>>26722112
ok gura you can leave now

>> No.26722291

>>26722229
yeah, the one in florida is

>> No.26722298

>>26722112
She should like or RT this.
https://twitter.com/future_c0v0c/status/1539952505488277504

>> No.26722309
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26722309

>>26722112
GURA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE MARRY ME

>> No.26722365

_(「ε:)_

>> No.26722369
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26722369

>>26722112
I always feel bad when Gura asks us what's up because I have nothing interesting to say, even though I know she barely glances at the answers

>> No.26722384

Just got home.
No stream at all?

>> No.26722417
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26722417

>>26722384
the situation is dire

>> No.26722427

>>26722384
Dunno, Kiara recorded 4 songs and it’s break time, no other word

>> No.26722429

>>26722384
No but she's browsing twitter (she just rt'd mama's fanart).

>> No.26722468

>retweeting after kiara announcing a lunch break
Gura will take 3 hours to finish her lunch at this point

>> No.26722497

>>26722429
I always wonder what's up with these times she gets onto twitter and does one thing. What's going through her head when she clicks that button? Why isn't she clicking more buttons?

>> No.26722516
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26722516

>>26722369
same desu

>> No.26722538
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26722538

>>26722369
>Well, Gura, I had to stay up all night to communicate with our branch in India, you probably know what that's like.
Feels awkward giving such a verbose answer only for it to scroll off the screen.

>> No.26722591

>>26722497
Maybe twitter notification, she sees it in the preview and interacts but doesnt browse further

>> No.26722608

>>26722538
That's somewhat interesting and there's a chance she could see it and riff on it. I've got nothing.

>> No.26722624

>>26722497
Like other anons speculated she might be reading the notebook the fans sent her and that image was in it. It's like 500 pages so it's gonna take a while to read everything.

>> No.26722668

>>26722538
>stay up all night to communicate with our branch in India
I wish, I just have to get up at like fucking 7am for meetings with India/Japan instead

>> No.26722678

>>26722384
Everyone is suffering the only ones eating good are deadbeats...

>> No.26722703

>>26722538
cute msgk

>> No.26722788

>>26722417
> With Council and IRyS, EN will always be streaming. Finally no more dead hours.
Even ID outputs more in a week than EN in a month...

>> No.26722899

>>26722678
No one cares about how well the deadbeats are eating.

>> No.26722944

My sharkwife is active on twitter!

>> No.26722998
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26722998

>>26722788
>Nothing to do but goom to Gura.
Good thing she gave us those loving succs before she left.

>> No.26723014

>>26714036
>lossy reverb
Why would you that...
Someone please post original.

>> No.26723018

>>26722899
I'm eating, it was a good stream.

>> No.26723070

>>26722998
Where is the timestamped succpost?

>> No.26723071

>>26722365
sniiiiiiiiiiifffffff

>> No.26723086
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26723086

>>26723018
Good for you, you can leave now.

>> No.26723120

>>26722668
Meetings with Japan were the worst. 4AM, over 4 hours, nothing gets done, constantly explaining the same thing to them, and they would tangent and ask about completely absurd stuff.
Made me realize that they only work 12 hours a day to compensate their inefficiency.
> Funkushunarity izu gudu, but wai buttonu have lotating animashion? We must discussu this for the next ニ hours.

>> No.26723139

>>26723086
Never. Next week will be amazing.

>> No.26723151
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26723151

gooby kart pls!

>> No.26723167

>>26723070
Good idea, we could be making lewd soundposts while she's away.

>> No.26723220

>>26723167
Well? I see you posting but no soundpost making.

>> No.26723247

>>26723120
>Made me realize that they only work 12 hours a day to compensate their inefficiency
They aren't compensating for shit. Its just completely accepted that sitting there and pretending to be busy for 6hrs is the way things work. They just do nothing and hate change

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26723284

>>26723220

>> No.26723391
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26723391

I love the way my pretty, fashionable, nice-smelling sharkwife uses her dexterous tongue on me. This will be the image for the lewd soundpost.

>> No.26723420

>>26723247
Based, they're just like me.

>> No.26723426
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26723426

I made a decision buds. I'm not gonna fap to 3dpd or to any artwork that isn't Gura ever again.
Unless someone leaks nudes of HER then I'm done with 3dpd for good.
My future wife is sacrificing herself for me like literally a saint so this is THE LEAST that I can do.
Continuing to ignore the feelings and the sacrifice of my wife is just cruel, I can't go on anymore like this.

>> No.26723498
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26723498

>>26723426
Same desu, my body belongs only to Gura.

>> No.26723509

>>26723426
I tried this and gave up after six months. I still mostly fap to Gura though.

>> No.26723531

>>26723426
i didnt even give up 3dpd consciously. gura makes me goom so hard that nothing is better. i go back sometimes for variety but gura is my main now

>> No.26723551

>>26723426
Holy Based

>> No.26723570

>>26723509
whore! was it at least shion?

>> No.26723645

>>26723570
Her and other mesugaki stuff. I can't fap to non-msgk anymore at all

>> No.26723717

>>26723645
Mesugakis are way too powerful

>> No.26723739
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26723739

>>26723645
You better have been thinking of Gura at least you naughty little ebi

>> No.26723752

>>26723645
damn female kids...

>> No.26723762

>>26723426
I gave up 3dpd long ago when I learned about the existence of loli hentai. Real women can't compete

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>> No.26723826

>>26723784
Subliminal Bubba...

>> No.26723838

>>26723426
>Unless someone leaks nudes of HER
If that happens, I'm gone.

>> No.26723840

>>26723645
kek I share the same feeling, mesugaki is becoming really popular these days

>> No.26723867

>>26723784
Oh god I can't wait for 3d streams where she isn't prerecorded. By the way did someone already make a copy of this model for koikatsu?

>> No.26723877

>>26723784
Almost a good webm, just clean up that bit at the end.

>> No.26723907
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>>26723877
yeah im not sure why that wasnt apparent in the playback

>> No.26723938

>>26723784
She's too fucking cute. I love her

>> No.26723944

>>26723838
I'll miss you when you're gone.

>> No.26723965
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Reminder that Gura gave us a real kiss and not a chu or a thimble.

>> No.26723980

>>26723247
LOL so true. I remember spending a lot of time having to downgrade stuff and work out solutions to communicate with their stone age systems and applications. It is heresy for them to update any anything.

>> No.26724000

>>26723907
Smooth, just like her cunny! T u T

>> No.26724010

>>26723965
3 times

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