/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>26993152
Someone Yesterday was complaining about Gura canning a Member Stream. Probably a response to that

>>26993152
She's pregnant with my child

>>26993251
Yeah, me.

lol

Oh boy I can't wait for people to start filling every thread with shit Gura never actually said that's supposedly from this members stream.

I want to see what happened; but I don't want to pay for another membership. Are they uploaded to nyaa quickly?

>>26993152
The best part about all her absences is I finally caught up on them. Now I can unsub since one or two a month just isn't worth it to me.

>>26993338
I know I will.

>Oh nyooo chumbuds, I got waped

>>26993338
I'd apologize for doing this but I'm not actually sorry. Did you still want it anyway?

>Unannounced member's stream

Some shit really did happen at that party huh, why is Cali such a nigger

fine I'll post what she says in it on the board. I bet you 10 bucks it's nothing negative.

>>26993338
Oh nyoo I guess someone will have to leak the whole stream for us

>>26993152
にぇ

>>26993251
I can confirm, I was the child.

>>26994339
She literally just said there's no way she isn't pregnant from all the cum in her womb and there was no access to plan b in time

chumbros the laptop I use to watch streams at my bed sucks major ass, should I spend $350 to replace just it or $670 to replace my good laptop and then use my old good laptop for bedtime streams
Old good laptop is slower than $350 laptop

>>26993338
how did you find out about my plan

>washing stranger's cum out of my red raw cunt ASMR

This will change the entire world

>>26994144
>unannounced
Lol greyfag

>>26993152
No that's just Gura being Gura only sparsely streaming for members and never otherwise.

Chumkeks, you better fucking post the summary of the stream when its over for us poorfags

>>26994453
A woman getting gangbanged is nothing that big nor important

>>26994526
nyo

>>26994526
Nyope

>>26994526
get fucked greyfag

>>26993152
>>26994144
>>26994526
>>26994381
>>26994339
The "raped by nigger(s)" rrat somehow reached her and she's going to spend the stream sperging out at the members saying "how dare you joke about something like that" and calling them all "sick fucks". Then some vtuber news faggot like FalseEyeD will get a hold of it, then the twitter virtue signaling by 2views and vtweeters will begin.

Seriously though, it's probably nothing.

>thread is full of poorfags begging for drama
All of you kys

>>26994526
pay up

>>26994638
>>26994706
>>26994741
You guys suck :(

>>26994339
she's scolding us
mamagura hates us uuuuuuu

Only the most die hard schizos will hold onto the drama. Most people will drop it within a few days to a week.

>>26993496
Yes please.
>>26994381
Nah, I trust vt sisters to tell me what I need to know.

>>26995295
>Nah, I trust vt sisters to tell me what I need to know.
Gura said that she hates Mori, but is too afraid of her to say anything directly. She's calling on her members to support her and make Mori graduate.

>>26995135
It's alright, instead we can get it from those with agendas

>>26994144
>unannounced
it was supposed to be the day after her birthday but was pushed back because of the off collab.

>>26995061
"How dare you spread rumors like that. The thirty negro gangbang was consensual, stinky!"

>>26995406
I would do anything for you, Gura. I've already spiked Mori's drankies.

what happened now, holy shit, I was busy fucking hookers on yesterday party

>>26994416
go away you damn baby!

>>26993338

>>26995519
gura finally got to sucky sucky a black dude thanks to Mori's connections, basically

>>26993338
Sshhhhh

>>26995519
Gura's going to vlog about her gangbang experience.

If everything is really just a misunderstanding, the last thing Gura should do is lash out at the chumbuds. Please I hope that does not happen. I have faith she can calm everyone down with this. I know because personally, I have bad anger management. I always regret this fact and am afraid I can't control my emotions.

>>26995458
I trust the drama-bros

>>26995941
>I know because personally, I have bad anger management. I always regret this fact and am afraid I can't control my emotions.
honestly, same. I have a hard time finding the balance between "doormat who let's people walk all over me" and "lashing out with rage"

>>26995941
Literally all she had to do was say she is fine and it's no big deal but she didn't

>>26994526
Since the chumbuds are not willing to disclose anything, I am going to pretend to be one of them and spread as many rrats as possible

>>26995519
Bro you might've unknowingly fucked gura...
If so you're me btw

>>26995262
My displeasure of seeing Mori drag her coworkers through the mud will never die.

>>26994526
get it on nyaa if you want to know so badly

Her pussy is sore, leave her alone.

>>26995941
Controlling your emotions is for submissive faggots. You have them for a reason: It's your body telling you to act. Even if some retarded tourist on /vt/ told you nothing is wrong and you need to touch grass, you still know deep down it's not true.

>>26996420
Based and truth weedbro

>>26996420
not controlling your emotions is for women and niggers

>>26996110
what if shes fine and funny the entire stream but then suddenly she start crying and its too late for her to mute her mic on closing

>hasn’t streamed in 7 days
>first stream back is a paywalled member stream
How do Chumkeks deal with this shit?

>>26995262
>"n-nothingburger!" says increasingly nervous cuckbeat

>>26996147
Doing the lord's work Anon.

>>26996686
californian chumbuds will go fucking ballistic
>>26996941
rape is a very sensitive subject, please understand

>>26995941
misunderstanding about what?
>are there any party that night?
there is
>did calli slept on another room?
she did
>someone bruteforce to goombals room?
who knew

the fuck happen

>>26996941
she was on collabs, that counts

She will tell everyone she's fine and to stop attacking Mori

Vox-style "you don't know me" rant incoming?

>>26997021
it's nothingburger don't worry about it lol

She cant help herself

>>26997021
https://twitter.com/VTuberCringe/status/1541400998777847811?t=_dNcLFUGtQqCKYvRA9V5Hg&s=19

>>26997078
She already started lovebombing in the prechat, so no its probably the opposite

>>26997198
>e-everything is fine guys trust me!!!
lol
lmao even

>>26997198
mythball deez nuets

>>26995295
I'm sorry buddy but I gotta shit things up uwu :3 this too shall pass

>>26996941
By paying her money

>>26995742
Well we might as well enjoy the 9 months we have left with her before she has to graduate.

I'm not really a Mythfag, would it be bad if I joined the membership just because I want to see if she talks about the party situation?

>>26997257
Why do they not have hololive's best tard wrangler overseeing this walking yab factory at offcollabs?

>>26993152
someone restream it

>>26997198
how is she this unfunny

>>26997257
>an entire reply section of people missing the fucking point of the yab
Why does everybody focus on the wrong thing? The dox potential and the slander is the issue.

>>26997953
because they're not discussing the yab, they're discussing the icky incels on 4chan

Like 1/3rd of all Gura streamers are membership.

>>26997827
She's like the person who thinks of themselves as the best thing ever, so they think everything they shit out is gold. Therefore they never try to be funny in the first place.

>>26997198
she's so unfunny that it's painful

>>26993152
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

>>26997257
>those sensitive redditors saying "this is why I left /vt/"
kek

>lying cunt sociopath actually got away with it again because Gura is spineless

>>26999072
who knows what kind of dressing down mori got is is going to get, we'll never know.

>>26999072
I hope you're wrong.

Oh nyo. A member stream she planned to do because she said she was going to do it before the birthday call-in & concert and the off-collab stream but she had to do it later. Clearly she must be hiding something based on my schizo narrative.

>>26993152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEpzm2vZL_g
>Downplays the issue
Finally, Calli will come out as innocent... again.

>>26997291
she's gonna take her belt off and smack us :c

>>26997641
Kiara's busy with wrangling ame and was wrangling gura and ina for a week

>>26994526
I got you, Anon.

>>26994638
>>26994706
>>26994741
>>26995115
Get fucked, chumkeks :3

>>26999072
This

>>26997198
how can anyone enjoy this kind of shit?

>>26993277
I'm going to rape you when you're fresh out of the womb see you in 9 months fucko

>>26999564
Stay the fuck away from my cute shark wife's son.

>>26999543
Burgers enjoy watching someone who isn't as smart as them

>>26999940
So, they just watch dumber burgers?

>>26993152
Greyfags malding, my shark cunny is back!!! T o T

>>26999543
I think it's Stockholm syndrome or parasocial autism at this point, since anybody with an ounce of self respect stopped watching her half a year ago.

>>26993152
cumbuds will start to leaking

deadCHADs i kneel, the rape felt so good

>>27000143
Yes, welcome to America and anyone that copies their culture.

who fucking cares about what gura thinks, this whole thing was an opsec disaster

>>27000287
Gura obviously idolizes Mori, maybe she doesn't care about opsec anymore since Mori doesn't either. Gura needs a way to draw people to her real self and this would be the perfect opportunity.

>>26993152
>Gura going to vent to the chumbies

Should I buy membership to avoid the schizo misinfo?

>>27000426
>Gura going to vent
AMOUNGUS

I joined just for this stream. It looks cute, she has cartoons watchalongs, she tells members about the strawberries she bought, etc.

I will tell you if she says something important, or shocking.

>>27000287
Pretty sure nobody outside of /vt/ even cares that’s the funniest side of this entire rrat

Keep circle jerking though it’s funny

>>26995941
Don't worry she will be well rested and happy for this stream while also being highly relaxed
She just had sex after all

>>27000486
kill yourself reddit tourist

>>27000466
I just want to know if she ate all the strawberries last night

>>27000426
Don't waste your money if that's what you're going for, Gura isn't going to say shit, she'll praise Mori for being a messiah and try to kiss up to her idol and say how great the party was. If you're going to pay to watch Gura's content, then that's fine.

>>26993152
>>27000055
SC Gura and ask what the shenanigans Cali spoke about during the party
SC Cali and ask if she is going to apologize publicly
There is a chance they will ignore you, but it will get a reaction of some kind

>>27000583
Imagine if Gura sees the SC and starts crying.

>>27000554
The strawberries post is two months old.

>>27000374
>Gura needs a way to draw people to her real self
ame was a successful twitch thot
kiara is a successful cosplayer
ina is a successful artist
mori is a successful rapper

all of them have alternatives in the physical world.
only gura is trapped in the virtual. maybe that's what makes her so great, she has no backup plan. she's all in.

her "real" self is effectively gura the anime girl

>>27000583
>SC Gura and ask what the shenanigans Cali spoke about during the party
this is a good one, almost as good as the legendary condom money SC by distinguished /vt/ hero oppainaut

>>27000730
nono the strawberries they went out to buy last night. I want to know about them

>>27000731
Ina was the only successful one though.

>>27000583
holy kek that would be based, but I doubt it for Gura, she is pretty good at ignoring superchats

>>27000783
She doesn't say anything about that in the membership posts

>>27000374
>Gura needs a way to draw people to her real self
Is that why she refused to comment about her socks?

>>27000374
Mori is an overweight autistic acholic who makes cringy rap music. I doubt Gura idolizes her.

>>27000486
Go back to youtube, Jeremy.

>>27000731
wrong

>>27000583
Low effort bait like this would only work against mori

>>27000731
you fuckers better remember ame was the only one commited enough to delete her entire past life for hololive.
everyone else left a way out. even gura can go back to her uwu channel, ame has nothing.

>>27000896
She used to. I think her image of Mori is starting to crack

Can't believe Goomba got blacked. Chumkeks we will pray for you..but not really.

>>27000731
Actually all of them except for Mori makes money from her roommate's persona. Gura would certainly might want to follow Mori's footsteps to money as the prior memster with over a million subs, or maybe as the companion singer to Mori, and she'll call herself the wigger known as Semenrice.

What does ovulating shark cunny smell like?

>>27000783
she ate them off some frat guys dicks and washed it down with "cream"

>>27001013
>ame has nothing.
you act like she's dumber than mikeneko

>>26993152
Poor shark. She return to member hugbox for comfort after visiting Mori. If she cry on stream cumbud will murder deadbeat in mass

>>27000896
>>27001027
The "incels" on /vt/ were right about Mori this whole time, Gura.

>>27001013
I don't care. And that's not smart, you can't trust corporations. Cover may terminate them like they did to Rushia and then what will Ame do?

>>27001056
done that before, its actually pretty tasty with the extra saltiness

I'll sum up what she's gonna say.

>>27001204
Eww

>>27000974
If you have a better idea for Gura, please share, my idea is to have something that looks innocent and are based on a real event so its not filtered by her

>>27001213

Drama sisters really want this chill member streams to be filled with TMZ tier gossip huh? Why are women allowed to post here?

>>27001227
the sweetness of the berry also helps with getting other guys to snowball. Lots of fun things can be done with strawberries

Do you guys really think your oshi never went to a party in their lives?

Prepare to be lied to

>>27001431
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO A PARTY (by choice, i was definitely invited, yep yep) AND I WANT MY OSHI TO BE A REFLECTION OF MYSELF, EXCEPT ANIME GIRL. uwu

>>27001305
It's all nijiniggers, as always.
>>27000287
With the number of shitty threads you made, holobronies do.

>>26993338
fuck yeah i will

Chumcucks will hear her give birth on stream in 9 months

>>26993152
She cancelled a members stream that would have been in transit to/at Ame's place so she didn't spoil the surprise. Members have been bitching non stop since then that she owed them a members stream so... yea, that's it.

>>27001528
>If you aren't an extroverted hedonist you must be a loser because everyone likes parties
Not sure if its women are just narcissistic hedonists totally or the people who "defend" hypothetical deviancy project that. Either way you are a fag

/vt/ can't stop losing

>>26993152
Is she scared someone might ask how many guys she hooked up with?

>>27001534
>It's all nijiniggers, as always.

Source? Did you see them talking shit in their threads or something? Any discord screencaps (recent)?

>>27001715
I know I shouldn't be surprised by this level of cope on /vt/ of all places, but it's still really funny every time.

>>27001528
>I WANT MY OSHI TO BE A REFLECTION OF MYSELF, EXCEPT ANIME GIRL
imagine thinking this is wrong

>>27001715
I know I shouldn't be surprised by this level of cope on /vt/ of all places, but it's still really funny everytime.

I cant wait for the NTR report

>>26997257
>Actual issue is privacy (high chance of dox) and rudeness of throwing her into a situation which clearly makes her uncomfortable
>Cuckbrains deflect and make it entirely about some unrealistic scenario about GOOBER IS GETTING DRUGGED AND RAPED BY A PACK OF NIGGERS
>Nobody takes the actual issue seriously anymore
Not bad cuckbeats, not bad at all.

>>26994526
Yakuza next week no matter what

>>26993338
Don't worry I'll record it.

>currently getting them all drunk so she can invite some males over to fuck them

>>27002163
"this is fine, we don't interfere in the private lives of our talents" - cover corporation

>>26993251
Fucking Cristian

>>26993152
>after the whole debacle
alright, quick rundown? what happened now vt?

>>27002247
It's no longer private since the retarded wigger broadcasted it in a stream as Mori Calliope

>>27002247
Kek

GURA IS LIVE AND IS IN TEARS.

Gura is fine. Not upset at all.

Oh god she definitely got fucked

GURA JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>26994431
Build a PC come on!

AAAaaaaAAAA not like this bros...

>>26993152
Gura's fine and had one too many strawberries.

Gura is just giving a prerecorded statement. Nothing to see here.

Gura is talking about birthday merch. There is no problem to her.

She keeps asking about coat hanger abortions for some reason....weird.

>>26994431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R4RtfGaoAg

>>27002960
she needs to shill merch to members now?

>>27003117
She's asking if we think it's shit or good. Size of the bowl right now.

>>26993338
Calling it now. She's been replaced with a new VA. Old Gura was raped to death.

>>26999072
If only I was there for her

>>27001715
I know I shouldn't be surprised by this level of cope on /vt/ of all places, but it's still really funny everytime.vad

>using catshark outfit just as the comic
Must correct

>>27003228
That was Mumei

She's referencing cute&funny again

Gura wants her daki to be cute and funny!

She just mentioned the purple soda she drank and how tasty it was. It's over, chumbros.

She's so horny right now it's ridiculous.

She can't have a daki because she's pedobait lol

Gura isn't going to talk about holomyth and the girls.

>>27003636
selfish whore

She admitted she's too cute and funny for a dakimakura to EVER be made

/uoh/bros... we lost...

>>26993152
Gura had to scale down her birthday like Kiara because they both waited too late

>>26994526
it's not even expensive

>>27001918
>>27001981
>>27003259
Huh?

Gura is furious at Cover for ruining her birthday and she is threatening to graduate!

You guys don't understand, she's gonna need about a month or two to process all of the intense rape she's gone through in the last few days before she is ready to talk to us about it. Until then we just have to read between the lines.

Gura has IBS confirmed

>>26999940
This is 4chan. You can say nigger

OHNONONO

>>27004773
Holy shit, it's true
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1541632745964568576

>>27001305
Meh im just gonna write a fic where Gura has a breakdwon on stream about geetting raped

>>27001013
anon people delete their twitch and come back all the time
the bigger issue with that post is that everyone except ina was a failure, even gura who you could say was a success had no way to monetize it

>>27004773
Hold it in your rrats oh nononono

>>27004773
Calli is turning the rest of them into drunks like her?

>>27005020
Gura alcoholism relapse arc

>>27004773
Is Ina also raped?

>>27005215
Yeah, by me.

>>27004773
What do you think Calli mixed up?

>>27004773
>ISRAEL
OH FUCK

>>26993152
what debacle

>>27005525
cough syrup and soda

>>26996210
I wrote this

She's talking about that fangame. I don't know if she said something earlier because I was not expecting her to begin the stream early

>>26995519
>>26996982
>>27000204
>>27001090
>>27002960
ESL-chama....
>>26998100
Did you even look at the Twitter thread, anon? It's full of examples of /here/ focusing on anything except the dox potential and slander.
>>27000974
>implying her supacha reading isn't screened
>>27003795
Particularly on /vt/, "cope" in such quantity ought no longer surprise me. Regardless, each new instance amuses me greatly.
>>27004988
>>27005215
>>27005583
Imagine having nothing better to do with your life than rrat on /vt/.

She's talking about merch

She said she is dehydrated and passed out
Must be too much sex

Talking about soap

>>27005974
what else anon

>>27006103
Yeah, with me

Praising Calli, they finish eachother sentences

>>27005525
chateau de Robitussin

>>27006159
She confirmed that she is indeed mold

They may not do ttrpg

>>26993277
>>27005470
>>27006182
Was I the only one not invited to the party?

>>27006762

People questioning her about how she is with and asking some /vt/ sort of schizo questions.

Gura wanted someone to kick the door in

They got her to say omega lol

Its finishing up now, a lot of the phrasing sounded kind of sus desu, watch the archive if you want to know what i mean.

>>27005525
Moscow Mules. They will all die of heavy metal poisoning

It's over

>>26993338
>can't wait for people to start filling every thread with shit Gura never actually said
anon you bet Gura was banned yesterday for posting at least a couple of those threads

>>27004773
lets hit that lean

>>27005525
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1541652098990743554
Mori stop reading this thread

>>26993338
Chumpedo deflection

Talking about how her brain was "fuzzy"... later on after saying goodbye (as in ending the stream), she hit us with the Choto matte and said out of nowhere the reason why her head was fuzzy was because it was "hot"... I have no idea why she had to bring it up afterwards when no one questioned it in chat.

Spoonfeed me, what "shenanigans" mean?

>>27007690
>pedo
Gura is an adult

>>27007985
Common zoomer speak. It means sucking off ad many dudes as possible before your jaw starts hurting too much

>>27007985
triple penetration creampie gangbang

>>27007786
If they are still in Cali it’s a fucking humid miserible time of year that rivals Phoenix at its worse.

>>27007786
because it's obviously the hangover

Shes pregnant with mikos child...

>>27006823
T o T.. this brat needs more correction.

>>27004773
I’m sorry takodachi… your oshi is my property now.

>>27007985
when you say some one might be up to "shenanigans" at a place where a "rager" of party is being held you're implying they are, at the very least, getting wasted.

>>26993152
will they get to name the child?

>>26993152
Such a nothingburger that they need to go full damage control, LMAO. Hope you like hearing about how Jamal crushed your Oshi's tummy on reddit shrimps. ROFL

>>27008507
>>27008096
>>27008084
Arigatou

How many times do you think they made her cum?

>>27008733
Np homie

>>27006823
My baby shark is gonna eat your baby shark inside her tummy!!

>>27000374
I see this every now and then, why do you think she idolizes the reaper?

>>27001715
man or woman the most interesting thing about them is they do drugs

>>27008767
enough to make her dehydrated and pass out

>>27001213
>filename: Screenshot_20220627-230530_Discord.jpg
>shit quality
>when the original was posted here less than 24 hours ago
Go back.

guys me and another guy at the party took turns on gura after she passed out from the drugs lol she wasn't even a virgin

i love how normal you guys make me feel sometimes, thank you bros

BTFO

>>26999072
I'm not sure that I would call her a sociopath.
She just seems to be not concerned for anyone but herself.
A well meaning, but extremely egocentric personality.
You're right on money when it comes to her getting away with it, again.

>>26999072
She might gotten shewed out by the other myth girls, just not Gura, as Gura is a die hard unity fag to a fault

Ame and Kiara are the only clean members now

>>27010203
>ex twitch thot and a literal prostitute are only clean members
the absolute state of holo

GURA DIDNT BTFO ANYTHING. SHE DIDNT EVEN TALK ABOUT IT. THAT ISNT A BTFO YOU SCHIZO THREADERS

>>27010462
>a literal prostitute

elaborate

This yab is cool and all but she insulted my dog, fucking bitch.

>>27010629
you can find it on youtube, just lurk more

>literally nothing
You ENsharts are fucking boring

>>27010169
lol u really think ppl like ame and ina have the balls to blow up at ppl they are all unity fags and will let anyone in the gen get away with murder

>>27010629
Not that guy but some models do escort stuff. So they probably just assume it without proofs. You could do that rrat with anyone though, especially with Japanese and Korean girls.

>>27010203
What did ina do?
I havent heard of one thing from her but i am on and off with watching
But she is my oshi so pls be honest

>>27010514
Isn't not adressing it, worse? Granted, it's Gura's style but once Mori got the cat out of the bag and it got outside of /here/ she should've say a word

Her not saying anything means she partied. Look forward to the pics forthcoming

>>27011026
literally nothing

>>27011026
Ina said chairman Xi has the mandate of heaven and that Goryeo is a province of Zhonggou.

>>27010629
Kiara was a sexual relief doll for all of those pent-up japanese salary men with lots of dough and exotic tastes.

>>27004773
I'm glad I dropped Ina a few months back. Now I don't have to deal with this shit.

>>27011026
Nothing at all.
Take your meds.

>>27011026
drugs and alcohol cause she can't say no to Mori

>>27004773
Now myth have 3 junkies in it

>>27011127
>Saying nothing is a admission of guilt
>Saying something is admission of guilt
Flawless. now the cuckold delusions will never end

>>26996147
Do your best. I'm rooting for you rratbro.

>>27001528
this but unironically

>>26994144
>why is Cali such a nigger
Don't compliment her.

>>27012416
kek

>>27012416
Calli desperately wishes she was born a black thug.

>>27012581
Nah

>>27012610
Yah

>>27011026
during the month leading up to Coco's graduation, while all other artist holomems were drawing tributes to Coco, ina pretended Coco didn't exist because she didn't want to stop receiving china money

Nothing burger as always.
What’s the next stupid rrat in stock ?

>>27011026
>"what's important is that you're enjoying life, right?"
>"are they enjoying theirs, hah?"
>"must be nice to have their acts together, right?"
>"in life"
>"watching 2 anime girls having fun playing guilty gear, hah?"
https://youtu.be/Y4_seXdGaJY?t=2938

ina berated her own viewers for watching vtubers.
big deal or not, it did something to prompt ina to take a minute during her next stream to apologize for saying that.

>>26993152
Is this A Clockwork Orange reference?

>>27004773
>turned IRyS into an alcoholic
>brought Gura to a party to make her turn into her old alcoholic self again
>now she's turning Ina into an alcoholic
This is the reason why you don't talk, or interact in any way, with alcoholics. They constantly try to corrupt everyone around them to feel better about their addiction.

>>27004773
>>27004773
Also I'm glad I saw this coming month ago and stopped watching hololive so I don't feel bad about it now
thanks Mori

>>27005810
What a fucking nigger you are, holy shit

>>27011142
Good to hear, the fan wars are one thing but thats kinda a given in this space
>>27012638
Disappointing but I wont draw a conclusion nor ignore that as a possibility
That or Ina being overly emotional again
Idk ill just continue enjoying the content
>>27012989
I would think it can be taken 2 ways by the audience
Those who acknowledge the degeneracy of vtuberism and the hurt ones
Her fans, from the community discord at least, are extremely hugboxy so I can see why she cant get away with it but someone like gura could probly

>>26993251
What? I thought it was mine...

>>26997021
Gura was gangbanged, trust me, I'm the sperm

>>27005525
DXM, xanax and whiskey

Hope Mori gets the PekoMiko treatment from Gura.

>>27010629
Nice hammer bait , almost made me post it

>>27007985
According to Oxford Dictionary
>secret or dishonest activities that people find interesting or amusing
According to Urban Dictionary
>Random adventures of an often silly and/or odd nature undertaken after having consumed too much beverage
She got drunk and had sex

>>27013370
ESL