/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

▼Lumi Drunk Cover
https://youtu.be/YNKhH84iszE
Lumi released a cover of Drunk by Keshi

▼Tsunderia x Phase Vocaloid Medley
https://youtu.be/b0ghXiqC7CU
Company unity

i have a craving

>Have you joined the guild yet?

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

All times EDT / UTC / JST

10:00 / 14:00 / 23:00 - Lumi Aquarist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWPiK3C9Yns

12:00 / 16:00 / 01:00 - Iori block game
https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

14:00 / 18:00 / 03:00 - Tenma Elden Ring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9BJrWxxfvk

18:00 / 22:00 / 07:00 - Yuri/Lumi NTR Thursday
https://www.twitch.tv/yuri

19:00 / 23:00 / 08:00 - Lia Ib remake
YT Link TBD

20:00 / 00:00 / 09:00 - Uruka karaoke
YT Link TBD

21:00 / 01:00 / 10:00 - Pippa Price for Freedom (pre-recorded)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI8YhCrsCuM

Weekly schedule:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1dDuh0dLEw5xeaUXdJQid7rvlCJUgRIb9tTiv4CvsdUQ/edit?usp=sharing

I know that you are reading this Pippa and if you look up at the sky you can spot Saturn and it's rings with your naked eye.

>>27162237
Iori...please play South Park...

>>27162067
I fucking hate WoW anon! I don't want to play it, or subscribe to it! I don't even have the disk space for it, but I lo... err don't want to disappoint you still!

You're tearing me apart ioriposteeeeeeeEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I want to hug the Pippa.

>>27162388
holy kek

4 days of pipkin withdrawal
I miss my philosophical shitpost yabbit

I know I'm late but damn, Tenma's South Park stream was really entertaining. I never imagined south park being a buff game.

>>27162382
You will play WoW. You will Join the Guild. There is no other options. You WILL give in. Who do you really think is pulling the strings here?
>>27162152
As for you, keep posting in a futile attempt. One day you will be caught lacking and on that day we will be there to make sure Pippa WILL wear Pippants and Pippanties.

https://twitter.com/plomp_plomp/status/1542189437089718272?t=En_FUY9enEQDJiQReTXQEQ&s=19


Pippa has some really interesting friends.

>>27162067
Nah I slept through the sign up period

>>27163409
Sounds like somebody needs to be saved.

Time to shine Fishman!

>>27163530
You can still sign up, applications are never closed. <PC Nerd Herd> on Tichondrius. There should be a new posting on the guild finder.

>>27163409
>until my friends and I are able to move out to a new apartment
>"friends"
Stopped reading.

I heard Pippa likes Gorillaz
https://youtu.be/US13MSmbhK4

>>27163894
Post with this instead >>27141231

>>27163409
lmao fake ass bitch begging for money

>>27163894
>new baby sneed vid
based

>>27163957
>supple, moisturized, dainty, properly groomed femanon hands wrote this post
Breathtaking. I wish only that you strive to make your embittered but yet redeemable heart match your resplendent visage.
Alas!

>>27164184
why the fuck do you think I am a woman explain the logic to me creep

>>27163409
She'll be fine

>>27163310
My hard drive! My wallet!
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
...I'm also the other guy. Well, not really, I'm just filling in while he's asleep.
Now all 24 hours are covered, your fate is sealed. Pippa shall remain NoPan till the end of time.

>>27164289
In a dark room, a hole is a hole.

>>27164289
I can smell your lilac scented shampoo through my data packets.
Also, "Creep"? Now you're just telling me explicitly.

It's over bros

>>27164682
It's alright Pippa, just tell us what happened. Deep breaths.

Pipphugs please.

>>27164971
>>27164682
not your personal hugbox

>>27164995
I don't want a box, I want a rabbit.

>>27165292
cool dog

>>27164289
You're either a woman or a weak man, either way you're a bitch.

>>27163310
Uruka lorebro.... Is that you?

I love my pipwife so much.

delicious panko manko

Erina's calm, approving smile

Can you call a life without Pippa even a life?

>>27166356
My new oshi debuts in 9 days' time, I can make it.

>>27162285
not pippa, but thanks anon, it was a clear night here.

>>27166493
only 5 more days till our shitposting yabbit returns how you holding up?

>>27166725
>its been a whole year of sneedposting
you retards still cant get enough?

>>27166725
MUST. HOLD. TO. THE. CONTRACT.

>>27166725
I got Wendy's chilli last night. Trying to cultivate mold on it to make Pippa proud.

>actually just glad she made some content to post during the break and cleaning and getting fit.

>>27166801
Nope, ask again next year maybe. Now get back to sweeping.
A toast, to another year!

>>27166356
Yeah. It's life that got you to the point where you could appreciate Pippa's content while she's still making it live. You could've been born after she stopped making videos and even most of her streams being wiped out.

>>27165565
I am not him, but I responsible for his demise. As with many others here.

>>27166801
There is no such thing as not enough pipkin.

>>27166801
Never

>>27167703
Why the fuck is Ryan Gosling Ken anyway?
Now I have to see a Barbie movie because of him...

>>27166725
I still have some old vods left that I'm self medicating with.

>>27166725
I’ve been watching Asmongold because I figured Pippa would approve
fucker is still funny 3 years later than when I first found him with that anti Blizzard stuff

I am in love with Amaris Yuri and I long to plant my seed in her loins

>>27167367
Sweet. I'm also a fan of da Michi. The rabbit will wear pippanties.

Can all the redditrabbit fags fuck off thx

>>27163942
>duplicate file exists
maybe next thread

>>27166725
>Miss Pippa
>Watch VOD
>Get filtered
>Hate Pippa
.Close VOD
>Miss Pippa

>>27168601
Thread experience has been greatly improved by filtering “Pippa”

>>27166725
playing some gacha game with an actual coherent and serviceable storyline

>>27166725
I didn't expect it to be this bad. The rabbit is more addicting than fucking heroin.

Do Pippa fags ever shut the fuck up

>>27169249
Where do you think you are?

>>27169281
Last time I checked it wasn’t /Pippa/

>>27169307
You must be new here

>>27169363
Yeah I’m a gen two tourist so kindly stop talking about the aids pink rabbit and talk about our new oshi shiina

>>27169173
That's why psychiatrists hate her. Pipkin is the long-sought-after cure for depression and literally did a better job than SSRIs in stopping me from anheroing. Remember the Contract

>>27169307
Fishman may not like it and you may not like it but Pippa IS the face of Phase Connect now. When others are asked about PC, instead of "literally who" responses, they first think of the menhera yabbit /here/tuber.

>>27168601
Identify yourself

>>27169543
Nigga she didn't even debut yet. What the fuck is there to talk about?

>>27169747
>>27169363
>>27170003
>unironically replying to bait this obvious
NGMI

>>27164682
>>27164971
>>27165066
she'll be back soon bro calm down

such a fuss for a rabbit

We are reaching dangerously high levels of Pipkin

bros there is just something about Lia.
love this dumb bratty zoomer

I want Lia to reach under my foreskin and scrape the crusty Smegma away with her supple claws

We should all visit Pippa to cheer her up. I'm sure she would appreciate it.

>>27172247
I will as soon as I am done filling the paperwork for our marriage.

>>27172247
Of course! Anon you are brilliant!
It doesn't count as "breaking the pact" when we get shot by Pippa

>>27170983
I've happened to come across some real zoomer streamers lately. It has its charm.

>>27172247
We’ve been here for days anon
, did you not get an invite?

I hope gentoo can fill for these dead hours.

Tourist here, can someone explain the appeal of Pippa to me it just seems like shes a cut and paste /pol/ pandering grifter

>>27172531
She likes warships.

>>27172492
Even if they can’t I hope we can fill them minus shiina

>>27172247
see >>27172468
Why do you think she's on break. She rented an air Bnb and her sister invited us to all come over to party while she's in her moldy den having a panic attack. Good times

>>27172581
>you will never suffocate in Pippa's moldy den
Why even live?

>>27172531
If you're truly a tourist then you've just been exposed to a fraction of what some people like about her. I just like her energy, voice and stubbornness at times. I don't look at game streams for politics or 4chan references, they just don't turn me off.

dear kevin
please do not let any finana types into your company
much love
-anon

>watch pippa streams
>all she did was talk about chris chan and ethan ralph one fucking time
>tourists think she's /pol/ pandering because of this despite her just being an autistic girl
good morning sirs I despise tourists
she's never done a single /pol/ thing her entire career

For me, it's Lia and Lumi

>>27172829
Are these even /pol/ related? Going by these threads I'm pretty sure ralph is kiwifarms material and if I recall correctly chris chan predates even /pol/

I was worried Lia would go full kayfabe on the new character and ruin Pokeslurs.
How silly of me I worried for nothing. She was as kino as ever. Probably the best Pokeslurs yet

>>27172531
I don't think anyone really watches her because /pol/. Anyone that did would be really disappointed.
The most recent stream with Lisa is actually a decent one to get a pulse on why people like her.
Things can swing from comfy and cute to talking about conspiracies, and then to philosophy, and then to living in a moldy shit hole and arguing that it's normal, and then to some really touching moments.
There are some streams that are entirely comfy chill chat and life advice. There's a bro that timestamps everything so it's easy to pick out stuff that seems interesting if you don't want to sit through everything.

She has a good relationship with chat. Chat makes fun of her, she'll turn around and tell chat to fuck off and make fun of chat. Then shortly after talk about how much she appreciates chat.

The Zillow streams are decent if you want some relatively comfy streams as an example. I don't think there's much /here/ content in them, there's lots of making fun of weird houses, and chat making fun of her bad taste.

>>27172531
Did we really reach the point where having a slightly edgy sense of humour means you are /pol/?

>>27173283
It's worse than that, anything that veers even slightly off center-left is considered "literally hitler".

>>27172531
Let me chronicle and publicly display my affection for the many charming points of Pipkin Pippa, the cutest rabbit.

>Content Variety
Playing through video games or watching videos and providing reactions are simple, but popular and effective means of creating media for consumption. Pippa expands on the variety of media covered. Youtube shorts memeable templates, book clubs, interviews, different zatsudan with either a pre-organized topic or flow of consciousness discussions while AFK in a game.

>Chat interaction
Regularly and reliably reads and comments on messages in chat when streaming solo, whether attached to a donation or not, though understandably sees and reads highlighted messages more consistently. Also reads names of active viewers in chat after streams. Though the lists may sometimes be of varying lengths, taking the time and effort to do so is representative of appreciation and respect towards chat.

>Aesthetics
Cute pink rabbit.

>Vocals
Cute voice with a pleasant variety in affect. From normal responses to incredulous screeching, Pippa doesn't hesitate to vocalize her current emotions, be it boredom, excitement, or otherwise. I don't know if the cadence is due to a lisp or not, but either way, it is cute.

>Generally well-informed
Having the curiosity and self-directive to follow interests and learn more about different subjects is a rarity. Even more rare are the people who also admit when they don't know about something. Pippa is well versed in a variety of subjects, with a notable specialization on internet-related topics. Content creation, MMOs and gaming, other vtuber agencies and personalities, political topics, and social studies are only some of the fields of knowledge Pippa has demonstrated awareness of.

>Willingness to emote
Whether conscious or not, many visible personalities are carefully curated in order to be consistent, marketable, and appealing. People who are willing to expose their individuality, with all its beautiful and ugly sides, are said to be more 'real'. Of all the media I have consumed and people I have come across, Pippa is among the most honest, genuine, and raw. This rabbit has thoughts of her own, both positives and negatives, loving and hateful, and is willing and articulate enough to express the information she has come across and the conclusions she has come to.

Pippa Love.

>>27172766
She really has went off the rails.

>>27172890
True, but to some people her owning guns and thinking self defense is good thing is already enough to start throwing papercraft and origami at her.

I will always love the Pippa. She is always very entertaining and, thru her, I found my true oshi. For that I am grateful. That being said, she has outgrown me + her chat is insufferable.
That's ok tho because she is growing at a fast rate and I will never be missed.

Sex with Pippa would be horrible. Imagine her yelling PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI from the top of her lungs.

>>27173865
directly into your ear louder than the akasupa song while her legs lock around you and her precious toes curl even tighter in ecstasy

reminder pippa pipkin is going to picrel within the next 2-years. this is the only outcome.

Hug Yuri
Hug Lumi
Hug Pippa

>>27173319
>literally pippa
>ftfy

>>27173865
I'll take it.

Fertilize Yuri
Fertilize Lumi
Fertilize Pippa

>>27172531
The tourist is also probably >literally pippa

>>27173457
That's a beautiful summary, You missed the secret karaoke, which ranges from hilariously cursed to absolutely beautiful.

>>27173865
>>27174130
hot...

>>27174402
Interbreed the offspring to create super pipkin

>>27165292
What a snout! Truly awe-inspiring.

>>27172531
>/pol/ pandering grifter
funny, literally anyone who has visited pol at least once says the exact opposite about pippa

Why do so many anons fall for >tourist

Was unable to Pippa cope post yesterday, will make up for it by being more unhinged with today's post.

I FUCKING MISS PIPPA!!! LITTERALLY BREAKING DOWN SEEING RABBIT OUTSIDE WINDOW!!! CANNOT CONTINUE LIKE THIS!!!

>>27174821
It is obvious bait, but it's also begging to explain why pippa is great. I'm in withdrawl, so any excuse is good enough.

>Y U NO STREM PINK YABBIT

>>27174952
Is it wearing pippants or pippanties
is it whispering about glowies?

>>27173865
>yelling PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI from the top of her lungs
Given that we know how loudly she can shout when she's angry (see the stream where she finished MGR), I think it would go like this:

>She starts off with little feminine moans
>As she gets into it, her moans get rougher
>Cute little "Ah! Ah! Ah!" noises become "Ough! Aoorrgh! Uuuoogh!"
>She reaches climax and lets out a banshee scream at the top of her lungs
>Your skin crawls as it looks for a way out
>Your eardrums burst
>Your skull rattles
>Your joints cease up as your bones try and cluster for protection
>Your muscles ache to flee the noise and you collapse on top of her
>She confesses her love for you then and there
>You can't hear her. All you get from your ears is the feeling of blood trickling out of them
>She says something else, you don't know but you think she might have said "ryona" based on how her lips move
>She reaches for her cigar and lighter

I pity the poor bastard who finds out he's sexually compatible with the funny bunny.

>>27175145
There were no pipants, nor pipanites worn. I have set up a primitive trap using Starbucks in a moldy cup as bait. Now we wait. I will have Pippa back.

>>27175298
Stop it, I can only get so erect.

>>27175298
>Pippa's hymen bursts
>Your eardrums burst
It only hurts the first time

ready for round 2?

Serious question. How many anons here would actually have sex with Pippa?

>>27163409
I feel for her situation, but venting about this on twitter wont really do shit for her, she needs to grow up and figure out a way to be independant, not fuck her vtuber image up begging for cash.

LUMI IS A GOOD WOMAN

>>27175632
I would have sexual intercourse with her for reproductive purposes.

>>27175632
Depends on how clean and well-kept she is at the moment of sexual relations

>>27175632
considering i think most of what she spouts is kayfabe or a LARP to appeal to her niche audience and is actually a semi normie i definitely would.

>>27175632
Females are the sexual selectors of the species, men take what they can get. What did you think they were going to answer?

>>27175632
Love Pippa, but I don't love Pippa like that.
There are certain Phase members I wouldn't. Pippa, Uruka, Tenma

Lia, Lumi and Yuri? I would trade 10-years off of the end of my life to spend a night with them.

>>27176136 (me)
A better question would be, would you stay by Pippa after her 5th, 6th, or 7th breakdown? How much maintenance is too high-maintenance for you?

>>27176199
>he wouldn't uruka
wtf is wrong with you?

>>27176136
>Females are the sexual selectors of the species, men take what they can get.
ask me how I know you're a virgin.

>>27175632
I'd do it. Even more so if all the fucked up shit told us isn't just kayfabe.
That girl deserves a good dicking.

>>27175632
>>27176274
probably. I'm a bit weak to "I can fix her" I've been through that often enough to know it's a bad idea.
There's certain things she does that really hit the right buttons. A counttry tomboy that's also a nerdy gamer girl. As long as she's not completely disgusting that's pretty decent. If she is disgusting I could keep her chained up in the garden shed where she can be moldy and I can push starbucks through a slot in the door. I could use the garden hose on her before she comes in the house for reproductive purposes.

Remove the friends section, Phase only has poach targets and enemies.
>>27176199
You shouldn't trust or fuck Lumi. Bad decision

>>27176119
>spoiler
true
it's why she often says that many people don't know or understand kayfabe

>Yuri streams
Trust in Lumi goes up
>Lumi streams
Trust gradually falls

>>27176470
idk bro there is just something about Uruka that doesn't vibe with me.

>Oh anon, I see you've come to claim your gentoo oshi.
>Too bad I already claimed (You)...

Lumi's live on Youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWPiK3C9Yns

>>27176660
How many Yuri streams with no Lumi streams in between would it take you to trust Lumi with your credit card?

Morning voice Lumi is cute.

>>27163409
There is no way anyone is gullible enough to believe this

>>27176930
I guess about 3, with the 4th Yuri stream causing me to sub to Lumi's channels.

>>27175632
Yes.
The fact that I haven't spoken to a female that isn't a blood relative or cashier in over 3 years might be a factor.

>>27176274
Maybe. it depends on what kind of breakdowns she has.

I really like how cute Lumi can look and sound while saying hateful shit. (Not related to current stream, she's acting pretty normal so far)

Lumi... When will she stop haunting my mind? I wish I could forget the terrible things that happened.

>my mom was a corporate boss who traveled all over the world for work and brokering huge deals
>my mom was a garage sale queen who always had lots of free time to shop the bargains
Goldylogs losing track of her stories again

>>27175632
> How many anons here would actually have sex with Pippa?
Depends on how fucked up she is but probably. If she stinks you just bring her in the shower with you and fuck her there. Its actually pretty relaxing and enjoyable to wash someone else in the shower and you can kiss on them while you do it

>>27176771
I wish that I can be as trustful of her as I am of Lumi

>>27177275
Getting more money doesnt suddenly make you stupid. My dad makes 6 figures a year and he is cheap as fuck because his philosophy is if its expensive its probably a scam and if its old or used its probably more durable than what is on the market.

>>27177275
>I'll be home on the weekend, mommy has to go to Brazil. There's a great garage sale there and I think I can broker a deal where I can get an NES light gun for $0.50

>he doesnt go to garage sales
Hit up those ones old folks do, they always have those ancient bb guns and they are sick. Also farmer's auctions because you can find alot of old firearms there

Lumi's morning streams are so comfy man, you can tell she just dove out of bed and is just waking up

>>27177597
Naked Lumi sitting behind her avatar, enjoying her morning toast, talking about fish...

>>27177633
Sounds incredibly comfy honestly

>>27177658
if I was a vtuber, I'd do the same desu desu ne

>>27176136
>Females are the sexual selectors of the species
in white countries only

>>27177331
Shower sex is really overrated. maybe its just my experience but it feels like you're chaffing ur dick when doing it from behind. Foreplay can be be pretty hot tho.

>>27177720
You can become a vtuber right now you know. You don't even need to close this thread.

>>27177958
I know its kinda pussy shit but I like the foreplay alot, feels good to just wrap up in them while the hot water runs down your back, dick between their thighs, and giving them a slow kiss.

>>27177964
>male vtuber
It would honestly be smarter to just be a normal youtuber at that point.

>caviar

>>27178024
Props if it works out for you homey, everytime i hookup with someone who wants to try it, it just feels like im rawdoging on sandpaper.

>>27178202
>it just feels like im rawdoging on sandpaper.
oh no you are right about that entirely, the water just makes it a friction nightmare. I just keep a bottle of silicone lube in the shower but i dont use condoms.

My oshi behaves like Driver and it's bullshit. She has not seen the film, that's just the way she is. If you ask her something, she sits seriously in silence for 10 seconds as if she is processing the question even if it is something simple like "do you want water?". When I was a neet, I used to be woken up in the middle of the night by a notification for a guerilla stream because she wants to go live and just drive in GTA all of a sudden at 3 o'clock at night. It's not like she's senile, apparently she's always been that way.

>>27177402
hes pointing out time not money retard

So Pippa's dog passed away? Do we have any more info? Has !pippa made any comments?

>>27178081
You have to pander to the right crowd. Just look at Vox.

>>27163409
Who?

>>27178373
Get on the groomercord and you'll find out

>>27178290

>>27178391
>You have to pander to the right crowd
Chinese?

>>27178421
>Get on the groomercord and you'll find out
I thought she had to invite you to that

>>27178290
Uruka, right?

>>27178442
Yes, unironically. Lonely chinese women are an endlessly profitable market

>>27178421
Joining a groomcord is a slippery slope that always ends up like shit. Its not worth trying to be buddy buddy with ass kissers just to obtain le ebic sekret knowledge.

>>27178272
> I just keep a bottle of silicone
Instructions unclear, caulk stuck in the pink rabbit

I like Lumi but she has no soul.

Lumi
>has anybody here seen that one reddit?!!!
entire chat
>YAAAAS LOL IT IS SO GOOD

based Lumi dunking on hapas

>>27178574
the one she is talking about was really famous because of elliot rodgers

Today's chat is definitely in a mood.

>>27178574
>lumi has the most reddit fanbase
we've known this

Loomi's grooming the rich doctor man again...

>>27178884
its pretty common knowledge, she even made fun of people for getting peer pressured on 4chan

>>27178935
> peer pressured
cmon, trust lumi all the cool kids are doing it

>>27178884
>>27178574
/r/Hapas and /r/AsianMasculinity has its screencaps spread about the entire site, especially /pol/.

>I spent all of my time studying and practicing piano
>but I also found time to teach figure skating
Goldylogs losing track of her stories again

>>27178912
>He actually believes for more than a second that a surgeon is watching a vtuber and it's not just some rich trust fund neet

Imagine hatewatching.

>>27179212
he could be one of them hood type surgeons

>>27179212
nigger vtubing wouldn't be sustainable if white collar people who have nothing else in life wouldn't watch them

>>27179212
what?! It's perfectly reasonable to think that a surgeon has time for a morning stream in between cases

heck, I know of surgeons that put on chuuba's in the background during the surgeries themselves!

>>27179124
As a Hapa, those subreddit never fail to make me kek with their autism. Calls for the castration of their white fathers daily just for breeding them.

>>27175632
No ty rabbit is stinky

>>27179339
>imagine Miko's autistic screeches blasting in the operation room
>surgeon suddenly bursts laughing in the middle of the operation

>>27179212
>>27179339
Imagine you have a surgery scheduled for 8:45pm and as the anesthetic kicks in you hear
>PIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPIPI

>>27176136
Lol ogey

>>27179223
I haven't watched T.G.R.S. in ages since smaller people could use the support and she's well off. Still love that voice.

>>27176199
This dude wouldn’t fill the Tenma’s womb with his seed, what a faggot

>>27179223
cute rosebud

>>27179379
Imagine not being half Roman and half Conquistador. Sucks to be you.

>>27179212
More like someone losing his inheritance money

>>27177331
Nigga have you ever actually had shower sex? It’s shit

>>27179424
>time for your frontal lobotomy
>isn't this supposed to be tonsillectomy? you're right I'm sorry for questioning you Dr. Pipkin

>>27179424
>patient is delayed
>fuckit.exe
>200 Dollar Aka Pippa "Bout to start operating so I can't watch see you at the end of the stream bnnuy"
>pass tf out after it's done
>catch VOD and hear her panicky musing if it went ok
>open my medicine cabinet and down 3 Xans to squash the rising pipkin

>>27179212
>a surgeon named after a kid's cartoon character also makes every Lumi stream regardless of the time of day or day of the week
definitely a trust fund babby.

but hey, it's nice to pretend + the money is still real who cares where it comes from fishman is getting his cut

>>27179408
>>27179339
If I had fuck you money and respect I'd blast vtubers at my hapless coworkers 100%.

>>27178272
>>27178202
>>27177958
>>27179588
Almost as if there was a reason lubrication (natural or not) isn't just water.

>>27177331
Shower sex sucks but bathing with someone you trust is amazing for foreplay.

https://youtu.be/QHbK9C5mA94?t=944
Shiteaters got called out, even the guy you worship wishes all of you people didnt exist

>>27179880
damn sseth isnt a brap fag, oh well back to it
SNIFF
SNIFF
LIAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>27179424
>In my medical opinion you have terminal pipkin, there is no cure, but there is a treatment. It is expensive though.
>Sends a $1000 stream elements to tell the stinky rabbit to clean her mold
>invoices the insurance company for $1500
>You'll need to come back in every night from tuesday to saturday forever. I think you'll be ok

Will I really be ok

>>27179880
what did goldylogs way now?

god I love the nickname "goldylogs"

>>27180043
when did for the lumi asked and had xcom2 when and put the commander anything yes branded not when post written it implemented songs of conquest and the goldylogs professional would be well

>>27180043
>>27180304
are you guys ok?

>>27180304
sorry anon, I meant:
"what did goldylogs say now?"

>>27180304
>>27180043
If you don't calm down, your aneurysm gets worse, anti-sama.

>>27180304
>>27180043
t. Ketamine

>>27180453
Nothing, sseth just released his latest video and someone asked lumi if she had saw it. She was asleep when it went live

>>27180505
oh ok

>>27180465
>>27180468
>>27180391
it's okay lads, we got it figured it out. sorry for the stroke.

>>27180304
someone should send this as a superchat

lumi sex noises

Don’t trust sseth

Trust Lumi
but verify

>>27180842
He's kinda cool in private just even more of a jew than on-screen.

>>27180723
>send a really unfunny reply to a thread she hasnt looked at
>pay for it
no

[Good News]
I love Lia!

>>27181215
Good news! Lia pussy pink

This game choice is a bust for Lumi.

deer is on with fox https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

this game has nothing on the one where was saw Lumi cutting big thick logs

>>27182141
No, it's a bust for (you).

Iori and Tenma playing Minecraft https://www.twitch.tv/iorihakushika

>>27182878
>>27182952
>TWO IORI COLLABS IN ONE WEEK
IM GOING TO CUM

>>27182892
UOOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH IMMA BOUTTA BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSTTT

>I won't make any money from YT
Lumi, with due respect, you probably have made $14 total from YT in your entire career

There's something about people who say "remember to drink water"
in chat that just makes me irrefutably angry...they always either highlight it or send it in a superchat or something else to make sure everyone sees that shit

>>27183409
its because so many streamers piss out kidney stones

>Lia joins phase
>Lumi joins phase
>Lia re-debuts
>Lumi re-debuts

>>27183665
Are you saying Lumi is Lia?

>Lumi taking shots at fat people
Gamblerbros.......

>>27183665
>Lia starts with L
>Lumi starts with L

>tenma: seiso girls are a lie
she really is the mom everyone needs

she cant just call out Iori like that...

this confirms the Lumi has no ass rrat

>>27183980
>she really is the mom everyone needs
why did I read this in her voice

>>27184646
tenmama on the mind

Iori is such a coomergroomer. . .

>iori is watching someone smash crouch
>it looks like they are thrusting
>she goes into third person and pushes her ass against his hips
>giggling as he runs

>they don't let stuff bother them
>seflposting starts up whenever anything bad gets said
Are you sure looms

>>27185438
What is she on about now? im watching tenma/iori

god i want to sit in a restaurant with iori and tell her no pippants allowed so she has to take hers off

>Ternma: we would be at the bonfire and i was so stupid i didnt understand. Handsome men would say "i like you" and i would say "THANK YOU BROTHER I LIKE YOU TOO"

>>27185571
I guess that attitude is why they liked her in the first place, just like us.

>>27185571
>Tenma is a beta harem protag in the body of a spicy latina larping as a japanese OL

RATE THE LOOM
RATE THE FISHES
RATE THE SPOILERS
RATE THE STREAM

>no Iori dox
>no Tenma dox
This is the biggest travesty.

>>27185853
fuck off dox nigger

>>27185852
Loomers morning stream comfy.

>>27185941
Shut the fuck up, Fishman.

>>27185852
Nice relaxing stream, i like listening to her talk about all the shit she steals from walmart

>>27185853
>>27185989
Kill yourself.

>>27183409
>>27183471
Honestly this makes me mad as well, how the fuck do people "forget" to fucking drink? That's second only to forgetting breathing.

>>27186389
>Honestly this makes me mad as well, how the fuck do people "forget" to fucking drink? That's second only to forgetting breathing.
Oh they drink its just not water, its usually like pippa with sprite.

>>27186389
If you talk a lot, or sing, it's less about being thirsty and more about not ruining your throat. If you wait till you're thirsty you're not drinking enough.
Also people are retarded, especially when they're focused on soimething, and even if the water is right next to them it might not occur to them.
(also pissfags)

>>27186543
Sprite is practically water, it's clear like water

>>27186721
t. American

>>27186001
Lumi would be incredibly easy to groom into being your partner for high level theft.
Her roomate is hot, hot girls just need to be taught basic magic tricks and they'll swap phones the tech squad nerd laid out for them for replicas in no time (or so I've heard)

>>27186721
I wish importing cane sugar soda wasnt such a pain in the ass.

>>27185852
comfy/10
basic bitch choices for fish/10
trustLumi/10
8/10 very good and relaxing with some laughter and funny moments

Which server are they playing in?
There's so many fucking Phase affiliated servers I'm losing track.

>>27186977
Lol you and tenma had the same reaction
>we have so many servers i have no idea which one to use
>so i just dont
Right now its the community server

>>27186619
>(also pissfags)
They should just watch Uruka then.

>>27185852
>RATE THE LOOM
Rapidly recovering maybe?
>RATE THE FISHES
Ended before we got to the cool choices
>RATE THE SPOILERS
I'll miss the braid unironically it's one of the biggest brain parts of her design besides the star buns ;_;
>RATE THE STREAM
7/10

>>27187044
Uruka does have to pee alot

>>27187065
small bladder bear...

>>27187120
my little toilet wine dispener

>>27187015
>Right now its the community server
Oh right how does that work again? I watch Pippa and Lumi so I'm gonna have free membership status until the end of infinity so might as well put that to good use.

>>27187181
If you join the discord and connect you discord account to your youtube it will register you have a membership. You will then gain access to the minecraft channels so you can join

>>27186977
There are 3 servers. This one that is a fan ran community server. Its for members only. Then there is their own server which is co-ed with those other vtuber groups. And then theres that new pixelmon server that pippa opened for some reason

>>27185852
That was actually a pretty fun stream

child enthusiast/10

>>27187158
hell yeah

>>27187370
>that pippa opened for some reason
she wanted something for herself that she could invite people for her collabs.

What are some pinktuber? (vtubers that are pink woman)

>>27187504
And that's already on borrowed time since Arc is now played in the branch.

hag fox...

>>27187615
Check out Uruka

>Iori alone with players on the servers
>"So, who wants to go on a date with me...?"

>>27187855
Iori is the romance master

>Born in Cambridge
>Parents became citizens easily
>Very familiar with labs
>Actively dislikes PhDs
>Referred to Wellesley and the Harvard/MIT shared classes
Lumi's parents are scientists. Postdoctorate period and early research positions are very low paying but they would've earned more money later on that allowed her to pick up other hobbies. The traveling is probably related to conferences that she tagged along with.

>>27187855
>My harem is finally complete

>>27187250
I absolutely hate how they made discord mandatory for any membership activity.

>>27188073
You forgot how they're Croatians and devout Orthodox christians that lived in Russia at a place bordering China

>>27188391
isnt Croatia catholic

>>27187615
Amaris Yuri

>>27188391
>>27188073
A high ranking but fallen Croatian family sent to Siberia during the vestiges of the revolution who escaped to the US through workaholism.

Current trust in Lumi status, bros? Mine's pretty high.

>>27188694
Is she the protag for some generic young adult novel?

>>27188802
51%

>>27187051
Wait shes getting rid of the star buns???

>>27188802
When she was playing xcom my trust was 33% however when she woke up 4 minutes late for her fish tank stream this morning i trusted her at 59% because i fully expected her to just sleep in but she was able to roll over and slam the LIVE button while fumbling 2 different BGM's at the same time.

>>27188694
She is the product of a Soviet eugenics experiment smuggled out after the fall of the soviet union.
She was brainwashed as a sleeper agent. She's activated with the phrase: зoлoтыe бpeвнa

>>27188802
Lies starting to fall apart, still at 0

Guys for the last time Lumi isnt a super hero or super human. She just read some inspiring books and didn't get exposed to self defeatist mindsets through the internet.

I repeat Lumi is not a science experiment you are just mean to yourself!

>>27189163
no, just the braid

>>27189428
What am I supposed to stick in my mouth?

>>27189504
her 12 inch porcelain cock

>>27189546
Well I do need my deep throat reps

>>27189425
shut up and let me play with your tits, lumi

>>27189666
Don't you have some luggage to pack?

Speculations as to what shenanigans the talents will get up to on their trip?

>>27190507
They're going to pet each other's bushes. And Yuri.

>>27190507
drinking, eatting, and probably shopping

>>27190507
Is there a single piece of evidence of this "road trip" happening other than the voices of this samefags head?

>>27189163
>Wait shes getting rid of the star buns???
Not the buns the side braid. ;_;

>>27190775
>Lia, Yuri, Uruka, Iori have all discussed that its happening
>Its literally in Lia's schedule
>Yuri is packing right now for it
Just in my head I guess..

Yuri dying in a plane crash!

>>27190507
All of them except yuri getting into fat suits and cross playing as gross otaku to go to the convention.

>>27188073
yeah no shit
scientists or/and former double agents who got citizenship as reward for their service after the soviet union fell
that would explain the opsec

https://twitter.com/lumikaneko/status/1542568841993039873
> 3 strategy games a week rule continues to be upheld

>>27190775
Nigger they literally said "Yuri, Uruka, Lia roadtrip" several times. Including in writing.
The fuck are you on about?

>>27190662
most likely what is actually going to happen. they will probably have big vent sessions about being vtubers desu - they will giggle and laugh about a lot of you here, not necessarily in a malicious way

>>27191960
oh boy I can't wait to get called a groomer again

>>27191960
We've collectively provided them decades of content so they can spend hours in a car together laughing about how retarded we are. Imagine being so retarded they remember your name.

>>27192525
infamy is valid

>>27190775
Have any of them done any streams of games that involve driving. I'm curious if any of them are capable of it. My experience with vtuber driving streams suggests this might be a bad idea.

I do hope they at least got a white bronco for the memes.

>>27193800
Would Uruka's GTAV streams count?

>>27191275
I need to suck Sseth's dick in gratitude.

>Iori is gonna make munchkin snow cat lick her sweaty armpits
>Lia is gonna make munchkin snow cat smell all of her rancid braps
>Uruka is gonna hold hands with munchkin snow because she is seiso
reminder that Amaris Yuri is going to be living your dream this weekend

>>27194081
yuri will change her twitter pic no less than 33 times while on this trip

what do I spend it on...

>>27194081
That’s okay because I love Yuri, I hope she has fun

>>27193800
can anyone shoop them into the bronco?

captcha 0JRYK

>>27194081
im more jealous of uruka. I'd like to hang out with yuri and snuggle with her while also doing braps with lia and pits with iori

Can someone redraw this into Looms and a Sheboon ft. seething commentary about butts?

New thread
>>27195123

bump

>>27195357
based retard

>>27194191