/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

for reference:
https://youtu.be/Cj1YIsgG0Zc
https://youtu.be/rsyN9zyQqck
https://youtu.be/uXh2x8Wb7FE
https://youtu.be/Qcf2YHaTX2o

(I am aware that Mio's a bit overrepresented here but that title was too good to not go for)

i miss her...

Mama ASMR tomorrow

>>27196576
members only I assume? i've been pondering if her membership would be worth if it any of you want to weigh in

>>27196434
I miss her too...
I'm happy that her earphones work with her iPhone!

>>27196749
If you like ASMR I would say it's worth it. She does an ASMR stream each month.

Aww yes 30+ women pretending to be young anime girls

>>27198559
Convincing them there is nothing wrong with getting older!

>>27196325
as long as Mio makes my balls swell there's no such thing as overrepresentation.

>>27196434
Pochi love!

What do Mio's farts smell like?

>>27199779
my cum

Me and my lion wife at the beach

>>27195879
A Japanese woman is getting on all fours and howling, and half the world away I'm jacking off to it regularly because technology makes her look like a sexy wolf girl in a bikini. What the fuck is this world we live in

>>27195600
been away for a hot minute, when/why did this place start doing the cringe /wah/ title shit?

>>27203752
It's not something people agreed to do, you can make the next one without it if you don't like it. Also, post hags

>>27203747

I LOVE MIO SO MUCH /hag/bros. All I want in life is a hug from mama Mio.

>>27196434
>>27199042
POCHI HATE

>>27203752
they've never been too obnoxious with it to me, "Heavenly/Healthily Aged Girls" was a personal favorite that I'd make permanent if I were making a thread. But as>>27203752 said, it wasn't agreed so chances are there won't be one in the next OP

>>27203752
I just do it because it's fun to come up with acronyms, no need to get upset about it.

yo onions un el cumer for the elfo sexo

>>27207002

yo onions*
shit how did i type onions instead

>>27204240
I find it ironic that the vtubers I originally started watching before /vt/ all turned out to be hags, Nui, Toko, Mio, and Korone are all still the best

>>27204307
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?????!!!????!!!

>>27196325
>>27206607
I want to make Dola a real mom.

>>27204240
Inui!!!!

>>27203654
>Do not overstay your welcome lest you give more than you lose."
Yeah my semen, they're gonna need it.

>>27208202
Member-san ookini maido!
https://files.catbox.moe/8hb160.jpeg

HAG LOVE

Flip hag

>>27209094
Who?

>>27210843
Inui Toko

hag hips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8wMu-OMaEg

live

>>27214964
anon?

I will never forgive Susan for taking away our bikini hags!

They should change the breast size of Mio's Live2D and 3D models to match her average breast size in fanart.

>>27223964
This post was made by Aquapapa.

>you will never wake up to this

why live

>>27225805
In a world without Mio-san as my wife it would be better to not wake up at all.

I love my fat friend

>>27195600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FrvSzF-Mx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FrvSzF-Mx8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FrvSzF-Mx8

Miosha in 2 hours

>>27212494
Be honest
How many time did you guys coom to this?

Just imagine how fat this ass will get next year when she becomes a hag

I didn't realize it's been a year already...

It's finally here

Bros...!

What are you waiting for, hagbros?

>>27210843
whose this chinese friend?

>>27235991
>Millie pretending to be a classy mature woman
I lol'ed

>>27234808
>>27234750
Well it only took cover almost three years...

>>27236991
Kishida... let me in

This thread won't last long with all the schizoposting today

>>27240124
what are they mad about this time? honestly I don't even bother with the catalog anymore, I just go straight to my favorite threads. Too much of a risk to my mental health and general happiness otherwise

>>27236991
Open up the borders and I'll single handedly save all the hags

>>27237297
jinguji tamamo
One of mito papa's many dead daughters.

she's tempting us

>>27195600
Some pics of me and my hag wife trying for our fourteenth child, I'm very proud of her

https://files.catbox.moe/9j0c06.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/48lmbw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/2lhey4.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/ri5v9f.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/5bkfe6.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/9yyrkt.jpg

Old Cat Good

Watch Amagami Rui, Japanese/English bilingual smalltime hag, likes ASMR and Apex. Very cool lady

>>27240740
Finana banned the word trap & futa, and then backpedaled it after literally crying

>>27203747
Proof it's not the worst timeline.

>>27242765
Mama is reading us a bedtime story.

>>27242713
I can't find shit on her and IWNBJ, what happened?

>>27242765

I made a pic that you guys might like!
because I like it a lot!

bum

>>27212494
even more hag hips
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AYR0fFYnNv0

>>27254341
sexy hags anon

>>27243618
She must have a huge milk supply to feed that many

>>27209417
Lui in 3D makes me go hog wild
I have never seen such an erotic stance, I have no fucking idea how she managed to make standing and walking so fucking sexy

>>27254341
Holy sex! Thank you, hagbro.

>>27236991
I'm terrible at social conversations.

>>27248943
What's the JP:EN ratio of her streams? Is she as EN friendly as Ayamy?

>>27251866
Honestly, I have no idea. Though at some point the CCP cracked down on vtubers so it might be related to that somehow.

>>27196434
She was happy that the blood exam didn't make her faint, jfc how frail is she?

I want to put lui over my knee and spank her plump hag bottom until she cries like when she was a little kid

>>27196434
She will learn to take better care of herself from now one

>>27254341
Bloom hate

>>27257082
Butt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKTAJh42wRE

>>27265810
This but with Mio.
Then I want to feel the immense guilt after doing the deed and beg for her to never hate me and that I'm sorry that I did this to her. I want to feel helpless and scared being around her incase I ever get the urge to spank her silly again for no reason.

>>27272268
>goes into gun store
>gets distracted by the boots and cloths

mooom, you're embarrassing me in front of the homies

>Mio Hoodie
Sorry for offtopic
Hagbros please help me out here. How does the material feel like?

>>27265159
That Stinks I Remember That One Clip Of Hers Thanking a Fubuki Fan Was Funny

Fresh from the drawthread!
I love my adorable Sensei, and I miss her.

>>27260414
they've expanded by three sizes, she spent so much time milking I got her a milking machine

>>27275495
I want to make her feel loved

>>27229352
Imagine how fat Marine's ass is going to get when she becomes a hag.
Legitimately won't be able to get through doors, and the Hololive office will have to have at least one extra-wide walkway or become a disaster zone every time she comes over to do a 3D Live.

What hag produces the best milk?
https://files.catbox.moe/eu59c5.jpeg

>>27281076
Most likely Mio though we don't know. I volunteer myself for research.

>>27277712
Same. She's a good fennec

god gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns

>>27281076
Watame. Milk from sheep is delicious.

>>27284068
watame would be such a great mom, everything about her is just so fluffy and caring

>>27284565
TRUTH!

>>27263282
I think she mostly speaks Japanese and has Japanese times, but she'll reply to you in English if you say stuff, and remember you. So pretty friendly?

>>27284068
Speaking from experience?

I really, really like this image.

How does Koyo have so much joyful energy? I'm only 26 and I know she'd outlast me by hours.

>>27287568
There’s a reason she’s a scientist
Mixing drugs

>>27287568
She's probably on mating season

>>27287568
Years of suppressing her cheerful personality because of being an extreme introvert, so now that she has the opportunity to be herself, all that pent up joy she was holding back came to the surface
I love my koyowife, she deserves nothing but happyness

I want to fuck Sonic the Hedgehog

>>27293364
Me too

>>27293364
This feels so weird.

Rate my hag oshi's hips.

>>27297281
They're alright, she just needs some lessons from Aki.

>>27297451
To be fair, Aki is outright throwing it back in a concert. Lui is just being playful.

>>27297523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAnn8e0_i6M

>>27195600
Enjoy this hag
https://youtu.be/Wi-NEYjr2WE

Hag- Horny Aged Girls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20D0EzW8BHc
my hag GF is about to bounce her fat 3D tits around

>>27207098

>>27284068
Same
The best sheep can produce 2-3 liters of milk a day, and has the highest fat content out of all animals
So it’s rich and creamy, perfect for anything

>>27308378
very smug hag

>>27297281
>filename
Your "heart". Uh-huh. Sure.

>>27312102
I'm serious, Anon. While I'd definitely make passionate love to her, my primarily emotions that drown out even my own sexual desires is a feeling of pure love. Whenever she does something sexy, I feel it in my heart first and foremost.

>>27297281
Child bearing

>>27308378
SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFF

>>27315552
POG

>>27315552
Pochi!!!

>>27315069

>>27315552
>Stream soon
Today's a good day

>>27287440
better

>>27315552
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH POCHI

Could you satisfy your hag in the bedroom?
I've a feeling I couldn't.

>>27319267
My hag will comfort me

>>27319267
I'll do my best

>>27319267
I've been working out so I can keep up with her desires

>>27319267
Absolutely. I'd focus primarily on helping her relax and feel loved. From there, she can help me figure out what makes her feel the best. It's okay if you're not great at figuring out how to properly pleasure your woman. All you need to do is listen and she'll teach you.

>>27319267
part of a healthy relationship is communicating, and that also means during sex to see what makes each other feel good
eventually even you could do it anon

>>27319267
i can barely satisfy myself

>>27315552
it's finally looking up bros...

>>27320984
>>27321096
Communicating and making her feel loved and relax isn't the problem, its whether you can keep up with her and satisfy her sexual hunger in the bedroom.
If one can't satisfy her needs, then what right does one have to love her?

>>27322558
Sexual hunger isn't the only part of a relationship that matters. It matters for sure, but it's one thing that you can improve on. Whether the issue is you having to learn how to properly please her or start working out to let you keep up with her, the end result is the same.

>>27322770
And what if you can't improve? What if no matter how hard you try, you and her just aren't compatible? What if she eventually runs out of patience because her partner is useless in bed or he's too gentle with her?
I know I shouldn't be thinking negative things here and that I should be happy I'd have a hag that I can make happy. But sexually I'd struggle no matter what and I'd rather she have someone who can satisfy all her needs.

>>27319267
Start training your core and cardio anon. And dont skip leg day

>>27324589

They make drugs to help now.

>>27315552
I actually jumped of happiness, holy shit.
Pochi, I'll be waiting for you!!!!!

>>27324829
I'm dumb but what does core and cardio mean?

Been busy last few days, have hag tits as an apology.

>>27324589
If you have that attitude, you're already fucked. Everyone can learn and improve when it comes to this sort of thing. Just get your cardio up (easy as hell) and learn to listen. It's legit that simple. Honestly, working out will help your confidence anyways.

>>27325232
Core is your midsection. Core is your most important muscle group for everything. Cardio is just stamina like running and stuff.

>>27325232
Core is all of the muscles under your chest and above your legs
>Oh, the abs?
Yes, but also your laterals and some of the back muscles too.
Just google a core workout.

Cardio is any kind of constant excercise such as biking, jogging, jumping a rope, swimming, etc. Doing cardio after being a couch potato for so long will leave you with your tongue out (Much like a night with a hag with a taste for young men) but that's the point. At first, if you can only jog or bike or whatever for 3 minutes, that's ok, then, you might be able to do it for 3 and a half minutes, then 4, then 5, etc etc.

You can try the couch to 5k program.

Remember to drink plenty of water and to have proper rests days, muscles need to rest to grow too.

>>27326161
What >>27326234 said. It's also worth noting cardio is probably the simplest thing to work on. Just do stuff. Go jogging or run on a treadmill.

>>27326147
Those are cake tits

Can we stop talking about irl and get back to posting sexy anime hags I come here because this is the only way I can see women and not get filled with violent rage

>>27326351
she has both feet and arms into hagdom already, you can forgive a premature-ejaculating anon

>>27326351
Have some actual hag tits

a /hag/ enjoyer in the wild

triple trouble!

>>27326161
>>27326234
>>27326289
oh, so that's what it means. Exercise is something I've always wanted to do, but I'm the kind of person who'd need to be coaxed into doing it. Like, I'd love to have my hag stress to me that I need to get fit so that I can please her and if I don't, I'd get harshly disciplined like getting my backside spanked with a wooden spoon

Regardless I apologise if I've shitted up the thread. I'll just go back to thinking pleasent things of my hag and being treated like a pet.

>>27326520
Sorry, anon. I've been meaning to post sexy anime hags for so long. Reason I can't is because I've a shit ton of tabs opened up and I take ages to get round to them and get rid of them.

>>27327234
If you have ground beneath your feet you can exercise. No need to spend money on gym membership to get fit.

>>27327234
Love for your hag can do wonders, anon.
I benched 97kg a few months ago so that one day I will bridal carry her and our triplets with my arms.

>>27327632
I want to be beneath hag feet.

>>27195600
god I love women so much bros

I need to get married before I'm 35 or it's unironically over

>>27328208
I want to be over my hag and have her feet on my face

I want to massage my oshi's feet. I don't even have a fetish for feet. I just want to help her relax after a long day of work.

>>27328934
This except I do have a foot fetish and want her to make me kiss and lick her soft hag soles.

Koyori is not a hag.

>>27327632
Your image makes me want to imagine Fubuki teaching me how to do push ups properly and while I'm doing them, she's sitting on my back and telling me that she's not going to get off my back until I pass out from exhaustion.
Then maybe she'll let me pamper her by giving her sore feet a massage.

>>27329976
begone, namefag

>>27328266
Same or at least be in a serious relationship by then
Just feeling the warmth of a woman next to you is the best, making them feel pleasure many times over before you finish, even better if it was a hag
Love using their tits as a comfy pillow too

>>27299815
BRING BACK HOLOSUMMER

>>27332375
Come to Nijisanji
We have (almost) hags with swimsuits
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2Xv-HLElQic

>>27332803
>Shiina gets to have a swimsuit but Okayu doesn't
It's just not fair, man

>>27319267
Mio would be just as nervous as me.

>>27333235
god damn

>>27332970
At least Deaver was kind enough to give her one

>>27326351
>>27326579
Aw fuck, is she not? Sorry, here.

Mio lovers, what would you do?

>>27333848
Ignore him, Anon. Koyori is, in fact, a hag.

>>27332803
If NijiEN gets swimsuit models as alts I will permanently affix my knees to the ground.

>>27334229
>Mio wants children
>I want children
This scenario is inherently flawed.

>>27334308
We were talking about Choco. I already know Koyori is one.

>>27334229
Not wear a condom that's for certain. That is heresy with hags.

>>27338053
Why not just poke a hole in the condom?

>>27338172
That's something a menhera zoomer would do

>>27338172
No, I wouldn't betray my hags trust like that. If I'm not wearing a condom she knows what I'm going for, poking a hole in it would be lying to her.

>>27339044
That's a tactic that's been around for ages. Zoomers didn't invent it.

>>27334229
Kindly request condiments.

>>27339321
It's what she gets for trying to make you wear a condom when she knows she needs to get impregnated.

>>27339368
Zoomers always existed. It's a state of mind, not a date of birth.

>>27339446
>Lying to your hag
Never

>>27339897
It's for her own good.

Snuggling in Mio's breasts...

>>27339926
I'd just say ''Now I'm taking out the condom. You need to be impregnated again''.

>>27334229
Do what she wants at first but once she does a bit of handholding she’ll reconsider
https://files.catbox.moe/rcw7pd.jpeg

>>27341178
Truly the best feel

>>27341280
I really wish I saw these kind of image posts more often. Don't the jannies get pissy, though?

>>27334229
Tell her she needs a family and I can give her one.

>>27341514
Not if it’s contained in catbox
https://files.catbox.moe/kh73uo.jpeg

>>27341514
It's fine as long as the image is in a link.
https://files.catbox.moe/wxvxnq.jpg

>>27342025
Jesus Fucking Christ, what are those nipples?

>>27342831
Extra lips to kiss

>>27342831
inverted

>>27342025
love how Mio constantly gets the thickest hariest bush in fanart
no wonder why she never wears panties around the house, that carpet must get so musky

>>27340923
Is Polka worried she's gonna wet herself?

Post your absolute favorite hag images. Focus on sex appeal appreciated.

where can I find marine's roommate?

>>27349466
what do you mean, lamy is her roommate (almost)

>>27349466
sure man, just check the usual website >>1_____________________

>>27349969
are you a janny?

>>27350205
are you a brainlet?

You know what sucks? Watching a bunch of videos from a dude on YouTube in a marathon then going to beat your meat because you're overdue... And you can't help but hear your hag oshi's dialogue in that same obnoxious scottish man's voice.

>>27349334
this one's my #1
very borderline but it's never been deleted yet

>>27349334

>>27351270
Sexy mommy Mio

>>27355020
Why did everyone consider Mio the mama compared to all the other hags?

>>27349334
The body of a goddess

>>27349334
I love pantyhose

>>27349334
I won't post that one 3d Mio I'm so fond of. Link to actual answer:
https://files.catbox.moe/1831xq.jpeg

>>27355109
She looks it.

>>27355811
I love Mio.

>>27355109
Watch her for a while and just feel the mom energy

>>27358026
It'd be even better without that stupid piercing. Also I'm shadow banned as I can't bump the thread

hag love

>>27355109
you can tell that she can take care of others just like a real mom would

>>27349334
My favorites aren't lewd, but since you asked for sex appeal, how bout a sweaty see-trough T Mio?

>>27321789
I thought it was until I looked through more tweets and saw shes pro the new vshojo members

>>27355109
They all consider themselves oneesan's except for Mio. For example, when Matsuri calls Aki mama she literally tells her "I'm not your mama".

>>27372314
Did we just get monkey pawed? Fuck this gay world

>>27372314
Jesus please no not Pochi
They can't take my Pochi away from me...

Goodnight hagbros

>>27373037
sleep well haggot

>>27349334
Sex with Koyo until she gets temporarily wheelchair bound

>>27372314
Where you not around when people thought Pochi was going to be Kson's new mama?

>>27374359
>>27374279
G-ganbate

>>27372314
Were you not around when people thought Pochi was going to be Kson's new mama?

>>27374408
First a misspelling then accidentally quote a different post when the dog runs through the screen door...

>>27372314
>>27372797
>>27372854
>Not knowing pochi's love for the dragon
She will support her oshi wherever that is.

>>27355109
I also consider Botan, Lui and Kaela as the mama tho

>>27372517
Good. These threads need more big sister love.

>>27384546
Don't look at me like that Lui, we've already had sex 10 times this morning.

>>27384732

>>27384965
O-Okay

>>27384732

>>27385014

>>27385217
Look at that smug as fuck bird. How does he get to be with her all the time? It ain't fair.

Also murder the Jannies. They're probably coming for /hag/ soon for being 'off topic'

>>27333235
Very powerful image. I can feel my semen being drained.

>>27390016
That’s the power of the cerberus
Dominating and all powerful sexual energy
Her mature low voice reverberating in your ears, commanding you to submit fully
Cum to nijisanji, we have bikinis

Why is she like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi7xQepnsfc

>>27394610
It’s her hawk mating call

Who do I need to pray to get a lovely evening with Pochi.
What do I need to do, what do I sacrifice for it.

I've been gone from /vt/ for 4 months.
I'm happy that /hag/ remains alive.
You are all beautiful people.

>>27397153
Love for older women is a flame that can’t be extinguished

>>27397907
correct

i love the tiny hat

>>27399143
Does it stay on during sex?

>>27399196
Yes
https://files.catbox.moe/n987rl.png

>>27399479
Hot

>>27399479
>“So you're excited to see me in this costume, huh? I guess I have no choice but to squeeze you with them then! You're such a bad boy, thinking about boobs all the time”
N U T

Sex lion

>>27401701
Is this Lamy's POV?

>>27404327
This is

>>27404649
Pour one out for the fellow hag lovers in /become/, banished to the Shadow Realm by whatever newfag they added as a janny.
No longer is "become Lamy so I can fuck Botan" a viable strategy.

>>27406334
wait, what happened?
is /become/ no more? again?

>>27406572
Some newfag is smacking people posting Lamy as "not vtubers". /become/ is kill. Again.

>>27397153
Dicks together strong

VTLeague3 is getting sooner. If anyone is interested in making aesthetics or managing for the team please consider doing it!
But first we need to show the POI for our registration. Reply to this post if you want /hag/s in swimsuit playing football