/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>27598186

>so micheal, do you have interesting sex stories you would like to share with the chat?

To be honest the clip where she says she was so fucking high and got fucked so hard that she felt like "plumbing" was worse.

>example for you. I got fuckin piped while I was in Canada and I told my loser chat the whole story. They wish they could have been that guy. I even got a couple of subs whilst telling thr story. What a bunch of pathetic cucks fuckAh

Tried to watch a vshoujo stream a while ago I think the chuuba's Froot or something and that TTS one they're playing Apex and man 15min in and no one even bothered to talk lmao.

>>27598288
I don't know, I think contemplating grilling and eating your own uterus lining is arguably worse.

>>27598186
If Kson pulls any of what she did in Hololive, she'll only contribute to Mikeneko doing it too.
>"Hey Mike, say "I like bbc" with a peace sign, the overseas viewers that you said you were interested in on Twitter really like that sort of thing!"
>She does it
>"OOOO LOOK GUYS SHE SAID THE THING!"
>Mikeneko now proud of herself thinking she accomplished something that would garner overseas viewers favor.

>>27598476
You just reminded me of vaginal bacon fuck you

>>27598186
>the former idols

>>27598186
https://youtu.be/dthB4OvNZF8

>>27598270
>smoru arien dikku

>>27598288
Imagine how pathetic of a man you have to be to listen to this.

>>27598920
I don't get why that's pathetic? If you think you have done kind of romantic parasocial relationship with her then maybe. But if you just view her as being little different from the women that star in pornography then what does it matter. It's kind of interesting to hear a girls thoughts on sex.

>>27599273
If you're the type of person who watches a female streamer for literally hours, you're already in a parasocial relationship. And you're celebrating the promiscuity of the target of your affects, which is utterly cucked.
I don't blame the people who watch this for being lonely virgins. I blame them for their complete lack of self-respect, prostrating themselves before some e-whore, thinking it would somehow improve their sexual marketvalue when it should be obvious to anyone with even half a brain that women don't like doormats.

>>27599681
>the type of person who watches a female streamer for literally hours, you're already in a parasocial relationship
not true

>>27602031
Yes it is

>>27602031
You can deny it as much as you want; if you think it's a great idea to waste hours of your precious time watching some e-girl on stream you're in a parasocial relationship.

>>27598818
I came

>>27602170
>>27602121
Does watching a male vtuber for hours make you want to suck his dick?

Well if it had not been for Kson, I could have argued that maybe their JP branch would be different

>>27598186
every single cute streamer has had this happen at least once in their life, which is hot

>>27602273
If you're female? Yeah.

>>27602273
Parasocial is not a synonym for sexual acts you fuking retard

Lurk moar

>>27602369
It was an exaggeration, autist.

>>27598186
thanks for the daily reminder to never watch any of these disgusting whores anon

>>27602273
Also, the most successful streamers are usually handsome dudes or in the case of vtubers pander to a yumejoshi or fujoshi audience. I don't think that's a coincidence.

>>27602369
textbook autism

>>27602451
>handsome dudes
as opposed to what?

>>27602500
ugly nerds

>>27599681
>And you're celebrating the promiscuity of the target of your affects
what does this mean

>>27598186
>They're willingly idols bro they're not in it for cash from delusional gachis

>>27602963
>And you're celebrating the promiscuity of the target of your affects
*affections

>>27598423
To be fair you picked the worst possible thing to watch even by vshojo standards.

>>27598186
thats fucking disgusting

>>27602031
Yes it is and I'll take it further. If you watch a man for hours every day, you're parasocial too, even if you're straight and it's not romantic. And this applies to webcam streamers too.

>>27602273
Look, fanboy culture that is strong in many male lead streamer groups and it creates a parasocial relationship just as strong if not stronger as the one in the female can make

>>27603161
I have no idea how people watch the TTS tranny, I've watch a clip of him once it it was absurd how bad it was. TTS has no place in live streaming.

>>27603483
The alerts and text donations make it worse. They never fucking stop.

>>27598186
what the fuck happened???

>>27603804
whores happened

>>27603914
yea I know that (Vshojo it's a given)
but what happened to her meat flaps or what the fuck was that about

>>27598186
>they joined vshojo, it means that they will behave as this vtuber i quoted, cause reasons.

>2025
>several shuffles have happened within the industry
>Nene, Shion, and Aki have quit Hololive
>their roommates redebut in VshoujoJP
>collab stream
>can hear a lighter flick, and exhale of a cigarette from not Nene as she starts sneering about how pathetic idolfans are and how easy it is to manipulate them
>not Shion talks about cosplaying since High School as a "bratty magician" at conventions as a "lookalike," luring men by being very convincing and getting railed out while getting free stuff
>not Aki, who's already heavily intoxicated starts ranting about how the idol industry is corrupt and how a lot of the girls throw each other under the bus
please god make it happen so my sides can erupt over and over

>>27599681
I only watch clips. At least for Vshojo

In that sense, sure I’ll listen to her talk about sex. Im only gonna be watching her for like three minutes and she’s not the one who’ll be getting the view

>>27603804
>>27604209
watch and vomit
https://files.catbox.moe/6lbq01.mp4

>>27607254
I'm assuming this is what women really converse about when they have "girl talk." Thanks anon I'm officially gay now, Winning Son is my new Oshi

>>27607254
w*men were a mistake
hope russia destroys globohomo

>>27603284
Vtuber fans who dedicate hours of their day watching vtubers are a minority anyway

>>27598186
Imagine their shock when they get told to fuck off and to stop being so crass, whether by subtle means or not.
inb4
>seethe, cope, hurr durr unicorn

I just honestly want to see one of these roasties, and their white knights getting btfo by another woman when projecting their nonsense.

>>27607254
damn I took a nap and I come back to this
straight haram bro

>>27598186
woman can't into humor. you probably have to go back 15-20 years to find a female comedian that was even remotely funny

>>27599273
If you would watch a porn star, or anyone adjacent to it, stream despite the fact that they're obviously a charisma black hole, then I'm afraid you're the one who has something wrong with them. This bitch isn't interesting in the slightest. She's a fucking VTuber Amy Schumer, a dumbass woman who thinks the epitome of comedy is "WOMAN's BODIES ARE SO FUCKING DISGUSTING, I AM DISGUSTING, LOOK AT HOW DISGUSTING I AM, SEX, SEX, SEX." Get some fucking perspective.

>>27598270

That's more of a Nyanners joke.

The problem with people trying to ape Veibae is that you guys have never watched her so you don't know how she talks.

>>27599681
>If you're the type of person who watches a female streamer for literally hours, you're already in a parasocial relationship
The same can be said about watching videos from the same porn star.

>>27598515
mutt's law

Does anyone has that clib where Vei says that watching porn is like getting clucked?

>>27599681
>sexual marketvalue
>>>/r9k/

>>27603483
She is cool in collabs.

>>27607254
You need to be extremely desensitized to be able to say that story while eating and watching someone cook.

She is live right now.

https://www.twitch.tv/veibae

>>27622476
Nice try

>>27622687
I am not trying anything. Like if you gonna have a thread about her you might talk about the stream.

>>27622090
Most people watch a few minutes of porn, jack off and call it day. If you fall in love with a porn star you're probably retarded. That being said, there is a certain kind of honesty to it, since the porn star takes dick openly and it's and from whoever her co-star is - meaning that it could in theory be the dick of the guy watching; while the VTuber gets fucked by her boyfriend behind the viewer's back.

>>27622846
>If you fall in love with a porn star
Liking a porn star is different from watching more than one video from them.

>>27622846
Liking a porn star and watching videos from them is different from fucking falling in love.

>>27623090
Yes, of course. But the cumulative hours you're watching a single porn star are probably less than the time you spend watching a single stream of a vtuber.

>>27622476
She's even talking about 4chan.

>>27622782
No one outside your godforsaken general wants to watch this bitch.

>>27623836
Oh, did this thread make her upset.

>>27623965
You haven't watched her yet you judge her unfairly my dude.

>>27624134
Why would i watch someone who talks about this sort of stuff >>27607254 on stream?

>>27624032
Shes streaming how would she see this thread, retard?

>>27624134
I don't need to watch her to know she's shit, just like I don't need to taste shit to know it's disgusting

>>27624472
Because otherwise you're a clip watcher and your opinion is irrelevant.

>>27624491
Nice try Vei.

>>27624511
Mmhm sure. And who do you like?

>>27624472
Why not?

>hasn't said any sex shit yet
Did /vt/ lie to me?

>>27607254
Man is this what vshojo watcher enjoys? This is even worse than corpo chuuba bullshit. Nasty as fuck

>>27607254
>newfags cant handle this shit
You would've never lasted on old /b/...

Bruh cant bealive vtuber are taking everything now

>>27607254
Women humor when they have no guidelines always goes to shit like this I swear to god. Like Amy schumer or ali wong it’s literally all the same. Thank god for vtubers that actually have to think about what they say so they are creative and funny, not losing to the women part of their brain.

>>27625007
It's ok when these kinds of stories are told by men.

>>27625190
Like?

>>27625307
No one from vshojo, that's for sure.

>>27625007
Who the fuck want their anime girls to be like /b/? Why not just post there? Vshojos are like the 4chan reddit. I watch holos because they are unlike the rest of the internet.

>>27622476
>Bully
Based

>>27625307
Any vtuber that doesn’t act like a whore outright. Usually just holos and a few indies or small corpos that haven’t fallen to the trappings of their brain.

>>27625397
Except they arent. DYRBI?

>>27625489
>holos
LOL IM HORNY!!!!

>>27625007
>old /b/
>gore gore gore gore gore cock rate thread gore gore tribute thread gore gore gore
Yeah anon. I'd want to watch a old /b/ chuuba

> I JUST SPENT 3 FUCKING HOURS LOOKING FOR AN OLD TWEET OF A WESTERN VTUBER TO GET ANGRY AT!!!! NOW I'M FUCKING MAAAAAAADDD!!! GRRRRRR!!!
> I-I..I'M GONNAAAAAAAAA SEEEEEETHEEEE ON /VT/!!!!!
> THESE HECKIN FUCKING WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES WHORES!!!!!
> HOLOLIVE IDOLRINO GOOD WESTERN CORPOS BAAAAADDDD CHUD!!!

>>27625835
I accept your concession.

>>27622476
They got Mio!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>27598186
While she said "vagina", she was actually talking about uterus flesh. It was a story about a period. Chunks of womb meat coming out is normal.

>>27625491
You’re right there’s no creativity or humor in Vshojo, my bad

Holofags still butthurt about the announcement I see.

>>27602273
People watch male streamers because they are entertaining (even if i disagree that the most popular streamers are entertaining at all)
People DO NOT watch female streamers for "entertainment value" at all
You watch female streamers because they are cute and you like them, you have a crush, you are parasocial by default. (this only counts if you watch their normal content regularly, its ok to show up for a pekora event stream for example)

If you are listening to your crush talk about how she gets high and lets other guys use her like a piece of plumbing, you're a repulsive failure of a man

>>27625568
Where's the thinly veiled CP thread?

>>27624644
I used to watch Slugma a ton, but she's been gone for a bit

>>27626419
>thinking you speak for all people
Sorry we arent all incels like you.

>>27626521
Yeah because she was shit.

>>27626600
>Slugma talks about her management experience and the issues in a vtuber company
>Vei talks about sucking dick and chunks in her vagina
>Slug is the one that sucks
You're weird, dude

>>27626732
Sorry, I don't have to watch them to call them shit so yeah. Sucks to suck. Enjoy your slugma streams though.

Oh wait...

>>27627019
Oh boy, looks like the Veicuck is mad.

>>27627095
Naw, I'm enjoying watching her stream. Do you remember what it was like watching streams? I know it's been so long.

>>27627019
Seethe, child

>>27627276
Of course, I'm watching a stream right now, just not a vwhorejo stream.

We will die to global warming before we hear michaelcat talk about her vagoo or anything sexual.

>>27627786
Thinking vshojo will force her is just a schizo narrative. Probably from newfags that missed the Ai collab.

>>27598288
anyone have a clip of this ?

>>27628765
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=705IIOKCa0M&t=5s&ab_channel=DailyDoseofVeibae

>>27599681
This is so brutally based it becomes kinda sad. I need to stop watching all this shit. Fucking hell.

>>27599681
Anon, people can watch movies without being film critics, you know? Some people just want entertainment.

Vei is a total pos

>>27622270
>she

>>27630644
If you think watching some girl ramble for hours is entertainment then you're probably attracted to her.

>>27599681
>women don't like doormats
This is why Miko loves us 35p. We are NOT doormats.

>>27607254
Vshojofags like bring up the word parasocial a lot but if somebody you werent friends with told you this you would be weirded out.

>>27631189
What if you're just there for the background noise while you do other shit like work or study? Literally put on Chloe on the background while studying for my uni mid terms a while back just for the random noises and chatting she'd do while I focus on my own thing. And yes it doesn't have to be just Chloe, have put on other chuubas when bored enough.

>>27632076
If it's just random background noise to you, then I don't think you have anything to worry about.

>>27599681
Okay, but parasociality doesn't imply romantic. Explain what is different about listening to a male vtuber talking about sex vs a female one if you don't feel romantically about either of them. You guys obviously have never had experience with having female friends, or have ruined the one friendship you had in the past with a girl you found attractive. That's why you accuse others of lying of being gay when they are fine with hearing a woman talk about sex, because you view every interaction/friendship with a woman as one of the few chances you have to find someone.

If you were a functioning human being, with friends of both genders, you'd understand that you can find a girl attractive, but still not try to fuck her and listen to her talk about sex without it being a threat to your masculinity. There are plenty of people out there and you dont have to chase every attractivr girl to the end.

Go on call me a cuck faggot and tell me that men and women can't be friends unconditionally, youll prove my point.

>>27602381
A fucking retarded one.

>>27635466
You utterly missed the entire point.

>>27635466
>vtubers are like female friends
>not parasocial
You're so fucking stupid, dude

Remember the time Veibae went on national UK television on the biggest news station and gave an interview about vtubers and the presenter called her, and I quote, "really freaky"?

>>27635466
>You guys obviously have never had experience with having female friends
I think it's the other way around. You don't have female friends and not a lot of interaction with girls in general, which is why you feel the need to watch vtubers in the first place.

As someone who actually has female friends, including lots of normie friends who are married with children by now I can tell you: if a guy wastes hours of his precious time on this earth listen to some girl ramble he wants to fuck her.

>If you were a functioning human being, with friends of both genders
I don't know what kind of autistic coping fantasy you've withdrawn to but functioning human beings don't watch hour long streams of cartoon girls.

>you can find a girl attractive, but still not try to fuck her
Yes; there certainly are a lot of woman respecters out there who find girls attractive yet don't try to fuck them. There are lots of words for them: simps, orbiters, cucks, etc. and it is exactly that attitude I am talking about. Signalling what a progressive dude you are for being tolerant towards women having sex with lots of men that aren't you doesn't make you more attractive in their eyes. It only makes you pathetic and I pity you for your lack of self-respect and I hope one day you'll discover your balls and realise that sexuality is about more than watching from the sidelines.

>>27598186
Reading this made me feel queasy. The fuck is wrong with women?

>>27599681
>all the cope replies to this post
Holy BASED anon

>>27637339
Veichama...
I wonder if she also only sees guys as sperm donors and possible ATMs.

>>27635466
Women friends? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh holy shit dude, holy shit. No, no, no. If you're both straight you cannot be friends. Here, a little experiment for you; ask all the married people you know in your life if they married their best friend.

>>27629013
She's literally just a whore with internet access

>>27635983
>the presenter called her, and I quote, "really freaky"?
And imagine what she'd think about all the people watching her. Yet for some reason VShojo managed to create this brand where the viewers have deluded themselves into thinking they're the normal ones. That they're the normal people hanging out with their "girl friends" (platonically of course, because m'lady said that she doesn't view her viewers that way), while all the other guys watching Hololive or Nijisanji are creepy nerds supporting patriarchal structures keeping strong womyn from freely expressing their artistic desires.
This kind of delusion, this complete lack of perspective for what actual normal people would say if they were confronted with the depths of patheticness that are going on on the internet and what they'd have to say about the types of people watching VShojo (the same goes for other vtubers of course, but they're much less in denial about it) is something that really bothers me.
I don't take issue with people being pathetic, with people being virgins, with people being nerds, etc. - but complete delusion, when you're too much in denial or literally too dumb to realise what you are - and embrace it - that's something that has always bothered me.

>>27638363
I should probably add that the same type of delusional people also exist for Holo and Niji, but much more on western mainstream platforms like reddit or twitter than /here/.