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2803099 No.2803099 [Reply] [Original]

Anon, it is I, you from the future.
I have seen millions of timelines where Hololive succeeds, or fails and disappear into nothing. From all these experiences, there has only ever been one universal constant: Omaru Polka. For Hololive to ever succeed in manifested Yagoo's dream of an AKB48-like group of idols, they need Omaru Polka.

So anon, make your own group of 3-5 Hololive girls who will make Yagoo's dream come true. The catch? One of them must be Polka. How will they do? How will they handle Polka?

>> No.2803171

>3-5 Hololive girls
If this is by average weight then this is a trick question because then we can't even fit Polka let alone anyone else

>> No.2803289

>>2803099
Inb4 someone mentions Aloe

>> No.2803454

>>2803171
Who are the chunkiest Hololive? My money's on Marine, Pekora, Okayu and Korone.

>> No.2803533

>>2803289
why did you have to go there.

>> No.2803651

>>2803099
Sora, Suisei, Towa, Nene, Polka

>> No.2803691

>Suisei
She's very talented overall, good at streaming and more traditional idol activities. She also tries hard at everything, which is good for success long-term.
>Nene
She has a great personality and audience interaction, can also wrangle Polka by virtue of being equally dumb.
>Kanata
She's a high tier singer, and has good collabs with Suisei.
>Marine
She's multitalented, great at collabs and appeals to horny people.
>Polka
She's apparently necessary for the success of the group, has a good rapport with Nene and generates clips which bring new people in.

I tried to go for a group that has good cohesion, and consists of good performers above all. Day-to-day streams will always fluctuate in quality, but I feel like this group will excel in collabs, music and concerts.

>> No.2803693

>>2803533
Because the answer that immediately popped into my mind when I read OP's post was Polka, Botan, Lamy, Nene and Aloe. 5 Hololive girls and one of them is Polka.

>> No.2803744

>>2803691
Here, have some reddit gold. This is a good answer

>> No.2803777
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2803777

>>2803693
My God...

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>>2803099

>> No.2803903

>>2803693
>>2803777
>the final yab could have been avoided if Aloe never graduated

>> No.2803931

>>2803691
>Marine
>Idol

>> No.2803974

>>2803931
Yagoo himself called Marine the "one and only idol", plus she has one of best original songs.

>> No.2804024
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>>2803099
Good dancer = Good idol. This is a no brainer.
If I had the chance I'd absolutely trade Polka for Suisei or Korone

>> No.2804047

>>2804024
You just need one main vocalist.

>> No.2804051

>>2804024
Killer move putting Festival in there. If she can avoid the police long enough I think we have a chance of beating Galactus.

>> No.2804302

>>2804051
Why would she need to avoid the popo?

>> No.2804377

>>2804302
Probably because she's a lolicon who can't stop chasing little girls.

>> No.2804474

>>2804377
Naruhodo.
Yeah that does make sense. Does she at least keep it under wraps?

>> No.2805087

>>2804024
But who will act as the Anti-Polka to keep her in check?

>> No.2808279

>>2803454
You need to do your roommates reps

>> No.2808376

>>2808279
3D Pig Disgusting.

>> No.2809986

>>2803454
>Korone
oh my newfag

>> No.2810785
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2810785

Hololive already has an Ultimate Idol Team that includes Polka

>> No.2810834

>>2810785
my god the attention to details.
It's just missing Aloe and I would die a happy simp

>> No.2810859

>>2810785
>NEPOLABO
so where do you fit AL

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>>2803777
>>2803903
No anon. It was the only way. To save Gen 5, to save Aloe. This was the only timeline where such a thing was possible.

To save Aloe, Aloe had to die, so that she could be reborn. So that Gen 5 could be reborn. That pain they carry is what gave them all the strength to make it this far. That pain is what changed all 5 of their fates.

What happens now is up to the will of the Unity.

>> No.2816056

>>2810859
Anon. It is already there.

>LA
>AL
>Aloe

>> No.2820994

>>2816007
I'd unironically watch this movie.

>> No.2821099

>>2810859
>NEPOLABO
>EOLA
>ALOE
Subtle

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