/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

translate this for me, chads

It sounds like her voice tho

>>28154606
Lol, it's her boyfriend

It's me. I'm in her walls.

>>28154660
It's a picture of Usada Pekora saying WOW! COOL!

If Cover needs an exorcist they should hire me.

>>28154606
This is the dumbest fucking excuse for a boyfriend yab.

>>28154606
Imagine being a lesbian ghost and watching Chloe go about her day...

it's me

>>28154606
Ghost hunter chads, where we at

>>28154701
i had her take the day off because i havent released enough seed into her

>>28154606
That's a cute sounding ghost

Am I deaf? I don't hear anything strange.

>>28154606
this has to be the worst excuse for being too lazy to stream i've ever seen

God has unleashed Lucifer to bring an end to Hololive. I'm sorry...

>>28154701
It's a woman's voice.

Just fuck the ghost lady, problem solved.

>>28154606
Reminder to all you fags that are still under the illusion that Japan is some kind of sophisticated technological powerhouse and your tups fedolo! brand of leddit atheism would fit right in there.
They're asians and therefore inherently superstitious and legitimately believe in ghosts and possessions and curses and all that other shit.

>>28154606
>paranormal occurrence
What, does she mean like a ghost or something? How old is she? I've heard that it's normal in Japan to believe in spirits, but I didn't realize it went this far.

>>28154768
It's there, it kinda sounds like her own voice whispering. Maybe autoplayed some ASMR audio on accident or something.

>>28154768
Yes. It happens right after she says ramen.

time to flood chloes art tag with noroi images

>>28154790
It's 2022. Her BF can be girl.

>>28154797
Boyfriend

>>28154606
What the fuck? This is awesome, finally an /x/ and /vt/ collab

I hear it, but it might her own voice getting echo'd because later in the video she lowers her voice and it sounds like the whisper.

>>28154795
I don’t guess I got the memo from the weeb mothership. We’re all atheists now? Am I the only one weeaboo enough to be an animist?

>>28154606
can anyone translate what the ghost said?

>>28154606
I know everyone is going to play the "Chloe's secret gf" angle, but I kinda want some weird paranormal shit to happen like that time when Suisei sound equipment started working weirdly when she was playing an horror game.
Give me something exciting to shitpost about gods!

>>28154795
Anyone who has actually been to Japan knows that Japan is a weird place. It's very advanced in certain areas, and very orderly, quiet and polite, but also super-fucking-backwards in other ways.
I was shocked that I couldn't pay with a credit card and had to pay cash, and that they still use fax instead of email.

>>28154926
"your mamu will daiu in haa surippu if you dontzu sakku mai kokku"

>imagine not believing in Paranormal stuff

>>28154795
So it's like the Americas with more slant eyes...
Where do I sign up? Quiero ver a la Sadako.

>>28154892
so it's an echo from the future?

>>28154944
'If it ain't broke, don't fix it', is there cutlural moto basically.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wabi-sabi
>In traditional Japanese aesthetics, wabi-sabi (侘寂) is a world view centered on the acceptance of transience and imperfection.[2] The aesthetic is sometimes described as one of appreciating beauty that is "imperfect, impermanent, and incomplete" in nature.[3]

God I wish I were that ghost...

>>28154926
Hard to make out but I think it says: "Please subscrwibe!"

>>28154944
Fax is very practical, though. It might be noisy a d toilsome, but it’s direct. Also, I still have to pay with cash only from time to time.

You can also hear some mysterious voice here
3:21:32
https://youtu.be/ZaYFep110_o?t=12090

>>28155015
I can't believe a lesbo ghost gets to smell this stinky orca up close and personal...

>>28154972
Bro very few people in North America actually believe in curses or ghosts. We’re just hateful

>>28154895
Most young people in western civilization are either atheists or closeted atheists. Only contrarians profess to believe in anything anymore, unless they're raised by conservative religious parents and are in too deep.

>>28154795
This rhetoric is so 2005.
Are we cursed to repeat the same memes forever?

'Japan is the only nation in Asia that understands the principles and methods of Western civilization. She has proved that she can assimilate Western civilization, yet not break up her own heritage. All the Asiatic nations are now faced with the urgent necessity of adjusting themselves to the present age. Japan should be their natural leader in that process, and their protector during the transition stage, much as the United States assumed the leadership of the American continent many years ago, and by means of the Monroe Doctrine, preserved the Latin American nations from European interference. The future policy of Japan towards Asiatic countries should be similar to that of the United States towards their neighbors on the American continent'.
- Theodore Roosevelt

Holy shit, that sounded like Rushia
She is trying to take her GFE position back

>>28155044
Someone yawned in the background. Holox is pretty bad at opsec it seems. Maybe it was Laplus hanging out at Chloe's place.

>>28154606
Ghost of Shinzo Abe in one last heroic play to get this autistic neet of a woman to have sex

literally just call Mio to exorcise the place

>>28155120
>Laplus hanging out at Chloe's place.
Imagine the smell

>>28155059
Being non-religious isn't the same as being an atheist, especially if you're taking about a belief in the paranormal
Look at how many young people still believe in astrology if you don't believe me

>it was a ghost
keep it up bro's we can make this yab counter work!

>>28155013
I'm not sure if that's really what wabi-sabi means though. Wabi-sabi is accepting things you CANNOT change and trying to appreciate flawed things for what they are. (Like how a scarred girl can still be cute.)
I mean, the japs clearly have no issue with bullet trains or video games. They're not against improvements in any way.

>>28155142
>I'm spiritual but not religious
Just means I like the idea of supernatural stuff but don't make me follow any rules.

>>28155156
>za hando was actually just Bigfoot passing by

>>28155192
Yeah, exactly. Which is what Japanese people are like.

>>28155138
Too bad, I'm the ghost, if Nio comes she will get pregnant.

Holo/X/

>>28155041
But you need a fax machine... Email is so much more convenient.

>>28155142
It's funny but there's a direct correlation between reduced religion and increased superstition. Even the acedemics don't deny this.

>>28154957
I unironically can not relate very closely to grown adults who are materialist atheists. I find it very hard to understand how one could still feel that way well into adulthood.

>>28155192
Most people in the less advanced parts of the world like asia and africa believe in paranormal shit even if they arent religious, it's not some rebellion against religion

>>28155099
Yes and just like the west Japan can still be undergoing their version of the Satanic Panic with weird religious cults being the "satanic" instead of anti-christian groups

>>28155192
Sure but that doesn't count as atheist.

>>28155058
Perhaps latin americans are more superstitious? I would make sense considering they're still hardcore catholics, while WASPs are starting to drop protestantism.

wait doesn't she live with Lui? this could be her fucking with Chloe

>>28155251
religion is superstition

>>28155192
Not really, but that is often what people who spout that line mean.

>>28155044
sounds like a cat to me lol. also the BGM stopped at the exact right time... is it part of the bgm lmao. I don't watch chloe so I don't know.

>>28154606
Uh is Chloe a real schizo? based.

>>28154606
Gomenasai.
!!!!?????

that sound came from her mouth dummies

>>28155120
>Someone yawned in the background. Holox is pretty bad at opsec it seems. Maybe it was Laplus hanging out at Chloe's place.
why would Chloe be spooked if it was just Laplus? this makes no sense

>>28155187
'If it ain't broke, don't fix it', doesn't necessarily mean being against progress, it just means not making progess the main goal of life itself per se.
It's really an Old World thing; the Europeans also follow it, in their own way.

'Although we affirm the technical achievements of our age, we see behind them an intellectual strength that grows from the roots of our people. Machines are a means to an end, not an end in themselves. As much as we appreciate the achievements of modern civilization and use them to improve life, we know that they are not the sole meaning of life. There are national values that are the result of centuries of history and tradition. They cannot be purchased, only built by the labor of generations'.

I watched that clip and the voice is oddly creepy.

>>28155304
I can really only speak for my own country, the USA, but the majority of people here are very secular, even people who profess to be religious. Even people who go to church.

This reminds me, what happened with the guy that broke into Matsuri's house while she was streaming?

How do you get ghosts to have sex with you anons? I need to know for safety reasons

>>28154606

/x/ she's crying rn, call her

What if this is a setup for some spoopy ARG?

>>28155142
Atheist = doesn't believe in a god, which for the most part means non-religious.
It doesn't really mention anything about paranormal activity though, so I suppose you could technically be an atheist who believes in ghosts. (I would have to assume that most atheists are less inclined to believe in ghosts though, if their position is due to scarcity of evidence.)
As for astrology, that's just women being women.

>>28155352
Same reason Matsuri was "spooked" by the hand.

>>28154993
I mean more that her voice sounds like the whisper, not that she whispered herself from the future.

>>28154790
It's her girlfriend

>>28155479
Yeah but in this case it's very clearly a woman's voice

>>28155262
It's okay, you'll figure it out once you grow out of your hormonal phase.

>>28155502
ghost yuri is fine I guess

>>28154795
>he thinks the paranormal isnt real

>>28155309
Religion is philosophy in a way the masses can understand because, philosophy per se, is inherently incomrehensible to the masses.

'Philosophy is by its nature something esoteric, neither made for the mob nor capable of being prepared for the mob'.
- Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

'Despotism may govern without faith, but liberty cannot. How is it possible that society should escape destruction if the moral tie is not strengthened in proportion as the political tie is relaxed? And what can be done with a people who are their own masters if they are not submissive to the Deity?'
- Alexis de Tocqueville, 'De La Démocratie en Amérique'

'It is easier to discover a deficiency in individuals, in states, and in providence, than to see their real import or value'.
- Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, 'Vorlesungen über die Philosophie der Weltgeschichte'

>>28155406
Executed by firing squad. His last words were threats of haunting Matsuri’s coworkers… Wait a minute, what the–!

>>28154606
Shouldn’t have overlapped Pekora return
There’s a reason why the kouhai fear Pekora

>>28155542
religion is philosophy and supersition

It was Rushia. She know where she live and she started her vengeance campaign.
Kanata was first, now the orca. Who's next?

>>28155510
I don’t think I will man I’m 27 years old

thats her dead grandma

>>28155266
That's because human being are naturally theistic. They have to be taught to no longer believe in a god.

>>28155611
Oh shit

Occam's Razor suggests it's someone who wasn't supposed to be there, but it's a girl. Ergo it's her non-Holo sexfriend (female). Nice.

>>28155379
Right. I'm just saying that wabi-sabi has nothing to do with that directly, and that the reason Japan doesn't swap from fax to email is more complex.

>>28155156
It was clearly a women whispering right into her mic, it wasn't in the background.

>>28155599
Maybe.
If the masses are going to be superstitious, in any case, it may as well serve the purpose of making them moral and not just animals.

>>28155663
Occam's Razor suggests why the fuck would she act like if it's a ghost when it was just another girl, there's no need to hide that

>>28155406
>broke into Matsuri's house
>believing her story
Hey anon, I got a bridge to sell.

>>28155677
No definitely
All religions are full of superstitions. Some more than others. "Don't do this for any reason other than I said it's bad" is a superstition

>>28154895
you're most likely a reddit tourist faggot so yes godless and damned

>>28155685
Because it's someone who wasn't supposed to be there, not a family member, staff member or fellow Holo. Girlfriend.

>>28154606
It's the real Rushia ghost.
No wonder Orca watch Chloe.

>>28155406
she rape him for a week and then released

>>28155723
>for any reason other than I said it's bad
There is a reason though, I literally just said it; are you illiterate?

Chloe should fuck her boyfriend on camera

>>28155728
Nobody cares if its a girlfriend they only care if it's a boyfriend
besides, thats not a background voice, that's right into the mic

I have enjoyed every thread where the teens of /vt/ read wikis and dictionary definitions to each other about philosophy and religion.

>>28155542
Good thing you've got those quotes to lean on, anon. You're definitely smarter than the masses, so you don't need religion or philosophy, only pithy quotes from famous people.

>>28154768
It's just her whispering under her own breath.
She's just being a typical woman coming up with another scheme to milk retards out of their money when she needs her simps to fund the purchase of a new house because her old one was "haunted."

>>28154606
it was her boyfriend
>but female voice
dude has a girly voice

>>28155757
I don't think you know much about religion

>>28155142
>Look at how many young people still believe in astrology
That's just women. Doesn't count.

>>28155725
Which subreddit should I go to? I’m not very familiar with Reddit and I’m not sure where I would fit in.

>>28155802
i am the pope himself

This incident reminds me of that time when Fauna's mic is picking up some kind of TV broadcast or something when she stopped talking. She didn't realize it until chat pointed it out to her. She still didn't hear anything.

>>28154606
Is it not just her breathing or am I deaf?

>>28155609
Oh shit, and you still believe in ghosts? I'll refrain from making any jokes, I'm just baffled.

>>28154606
She's gonna get raped by a ghost

>all these 'muh logic and enlightenment, religion is opium' westoids consooming eastern media made by a spiritual culture
Smells like hypocrisy

>>28154606
Chloe cheats on Lui with another woman.

>>28155843
But this is a whisper, into her mic. Not a broadcast, clearly a whisper.

>>28154606
Huh, it's good that the ghost wasn't a male or she'd be in huuuuuge trouble right now. I mean, just imagine that the ghost sounds like Kuzuha

>>28155778
I do need philosophy though, when did I suggest I didn't?
Yes, I am better than the masses.
Are you a Communist that thinks we're all born equal?

'He who humbleth himself wants to be exalted'.
- Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, 'Menschliches, Allzumenschliches: Ein Buch für freie Geister'

>>28155621
Not really, I figured out atheism on my own the same time I figured out there's no Santa. Humans just want to believe there's something meaningful beyond death so religion is easier to accept than the alternative.

>>28155873
Imagine calling Japan a spiritual culture

>>28154606
Sounds like the whisper says "urusai".

>>28155621
Not true, I was very skeptical of god despite being brought up in a catholic home and sent to sunday school. I stopped believing in god before I stopped believing in santa. (Literally no credible evidence whatsoever.)
Perhaps you're just dense and project these thoughts onto the rest of humanity?

>>28155773
>Nobody cares if its a girlfriend they only care if it's a boyfriend
I wouldn't be too sure of that. Anyway, you explain it then.

>ghost
you fuckers really believe this?

>>28155802
>I don't think you know much about religion
'WHEREFORE thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest. For wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself. For thou dost the same things which thou judgest'.
- Romans 2:1

>>28155905
>people still go to shrines
>born shinto, die buddhist philosophy
>religious customs are still being practiced
>people still believe in kami and souls
>melting pot of catholicism, buddhism, shinto, dao, and folk kamuy
>weird new age cults like Happy Science are being made each year
Gee doesnt seem spiritual aint it

>>28155945
I'm not offering an explaination I'm just saying yours is dumb. Imagine thinking a girl in the house = girlfriend. Most women aren't gay. And if they are, I'm sure the audience would love it

>>28155663
So shes deliberately fucking with people? Because this was a whisper right into her mic, not a background noise.

>>28155842
2 distinct voices

>>28155905
I’m imagining it in such vivid detail that I’m finding it quite indistinguishable from reality

>>28154606
is hololive joining the conjuring universe?

>>28154606
>paranormal activity
>higher up that we all know who
Mio...

>>28155957
Maybe the ghost’s back hort, too.

>>28155981
Ritual doesn't equal spiritual

>>28155611
Damn, that's one sexy sounding granny

>>28156021
>be ded
>still hort
Y still suffer

>>28155988
>I'm not offering an explaination
Then piss off.
>Imagine thinking a girl in the house = girlfriend. Most women aren't gay. And if they are, I'm sure the audience would love it
Your rationale isn't any smarter than mine m8.

>>28154857
It's Mafumafu.

>>28154790
It's MafuMafu! This horny stud just won't stop his antics!

>>28155842
She had to have know about it, if she didn't some weird shit is happening.

1. It was a whisper, not loud
2. It was right intonher mic
3. Clearly NOT a background noise

>>28155981
Right? I love hearing what the enlightened Japanese culture experts on 4chan have to say about Shinto and how it’s totally not spiritual at all.

>ITT: Fedoratards, Dawkins kissers, and Nietzsche humpers
Yall digust me.

>>28155740
It was her. Not her ghost. She went near her apartment and synch her Bluetooth mic then whisper in it.

>>28156046
Look at Laplus's stream where she brings her female roommate on stream. MALES are the big no-no, which you should probably know if you'd been here for any length of time
And that voice wasn't in the background, it was right up to the mic

>>28156055
Bruh, how come we wrote the same stuff at the same time?

>>28155776
It's even more entertaining reading you being so butthurt about it.

>>28155901
Someone never read the Enneads

>>28156028
Anon, are you serious?

>>28154926
>I heard "saikyou" == the best

>>28156109
I don't know, dude.
Maybe the aliens are mind controlling us.

>>28155901
Nigger just because your white anglo protestant society doesnt value faith and tradition doesnt mean other cultures dont

>>28156149
yes
Japanese religion is just mindless ritual

Ghostbusters!
If there's something strange
In your neighborhood
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
If there's something weird
And it don't look good
Who you gonna call?
Ghostbusters!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc

>>28155873
>buzzwords buzzwords buzzwords, no argument
As expected of a religious midwit.

>>28155981
>weird new age cults like Happy Science are being made each year
lol, I blame the American enforced constitution which says 'there must absolutely be freedom of religion'.

>>28156055
>>28156109
Bruh it’s because both of your dumb asses play too much on this website fr

>>28154606
This is a long con to setup and off-collab with Mio and Iroha.

>>28156178
What makes you say that? Have you been there or met any of them?

>>28155251
I can believe that. Only after I dipped my toes into it did I notice that most christian cults are really grounded. They are way more rational than people give them credit for and I find theologists really fun to listen to.

>Not doing a special series of ASMR streams to try bating the ghost in revealing herself
wasted chance desu

>>28156242
I'm familiar with it yes

>>28156178
Ritual is supposed to make one mindful.

>>28155896
No, I'm just making fun of you. Quoting smart-sounding quotes is such a lazy way of convincing someone. I have no doubt that you're smarter than the masses, that's not exactly a high bar. You're probably still dumber than you think you are though.

>>28156183
That guy didn’t say anything about being religious and probably isn’t.

>https://youtu.be/K3BqWvxGn4w
>Chloe is having a movie date with her members
Explain this?

>>28156302
That stream is cancelled

It is over for you monogamy cucks, while polygamy chads are winning

>>28156302
It's the ghost

>>28156269
Respectfully, I doubt it.

i want a ghost girlfriend

>>28156302
>Chloe cancels the stream
>Goes to Lui's house because she is too scared to stay alone
>Checks twitter
>Someone is streaming from her account

>>28156326
Respectfully I wonder why you would have an opinion based one single post I made that doesn't reveal any personal information
I could be a Japanese monk

>>28154606
So she breathed weirdly into the mic for a moment, didn't remember because why would she, some schizo fans pointed it out and got her worked up about it because she's dumb?

Why do ghosts always go for the singers? First suisei, now chloe.

>>28156081
Shouldn't you be in church right now? What are you doing on this satanic image board dedicated to worshiping foreign, non-christian idols? Careful, or god might smite you.

>>28156448
Because im not a brain rot fundie faggot

Wow, japanese stalkers really are next level.

Imaging being a ghost and the best thing you can think of is to whisper into some girls mic.
Chloe is crazy and I am glad I cancelled my membership after 1 month.

>>28156393
You could be, but I really doubt that you are.

>>28156445
Mori when? i hope those ghost drag her to hell

So what is it really?

>>28156499
I'm not, I'm just saying that I could be, and you assuming I must be lying just because yu don't like my opinion is retarded

>>28156509
alien

>>28156543
Aliens are just space ghosts
Why do you think they speak sumerian

>>28156530
Food for thought! You sound like a really smart 16 year old, anon.

>>28156272
Why would I care if /you/ are 'convinced'? You could drop dead and I wouldn't notice desu.
Don't think yourself so special, you haven't earnt it.

>I'm just making fun of you
'Deceit is in the heart of them that think evil things: but joy followeth them that take counsels of peace'.
- Proverbs 12:20

>>28156509
Who knows, it does sound like a whisper and it's not a background noise. Can someone isolate the sound to see what it says.

>>28156575
I'm 36, keep seething about nothing

Its me. I'm the lesbian ghost. I've been fingering her from time to time while she streaming

>>28156509
It's a female voice whispering into the mic not background noise, obviously Chloe would notice if it were someone IRL doing that so it must be an audio file, it kinda sounds like her own voice so maybe ASMR audio or just some kinda audio bug repeating her own voice

>>28154606
Who ya gonna call?

>>28156428
>Watch the vod skeptichama
You can clearly hear a distinct voice at the same time she was talking

>>28156594
Okay, I’m seething now. What next?

>>28156644
It does sound like her, but wouldn't she listen to it and recognize her own voice? Is it actually something else or is she just being dumb?

>>28156709
it's a mimic

>>28156375
NOOOOOOO STOP

>>28156620
oh, you must be acquainted with Ollie then

chloe x yandere female ghost fanart let's gooooo

>>28156702
take some deep breaths and accept that's ok to disagree about things and you don't have to be mad about it

>>28156753
This was very constructive, 36 year old anon. Thank you.

Checked and there’s an extra faint noise before the voices play, like a small key being pressed. This is not paranormal at all but most probably she using her cellphone silently.

>>28156375
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>28154993
cute

>>28156709
She thinks it's a ghost so I think she's just being dumb

chloe house right now

Great, some reddit intellectualoids decided to bring their debate here.

>>28156738
>Chloe is going to get eventually replaced by her doppelganger

What did she mean by the phenomenom is escalating? What did that ghost do besides whisper in her mic?

>>28154606

I heard a female voice that said "Take a bath stinky!"

>Based Ghost
>Will bang her

>>28156543
Ayy lmao

>>28156943
they raped her

>>28156753
>ok to disagree about things
>being a Relativist
>not being a Absolutist
Mostly leftist scum believe Relavitism, baka desu senpai.

Just forshadowing about the 7th gen paranormal
a ghost (possessing a human)
yokai (pretending to be a human)
ghost hunter
vampire hunter
a demon slayer

>>28156665
When? Because the noise in OP's timestamp happens during a pause in her speech

>>28155427
https://www.reddit.com/r/Paranormal/comments/3xchp0/an_experience_my_husband_and_i_went_through/

>>28156943
She woke up and found some kind of invisible entity licking her pussy

>>28154606
I wanted to check these tweets but twitter went down for me. Is this proof the ghost doesn't want to be found out?

>>28154606
Literally a fucking schizo. That explains a lot..

>>28156375
yamete kudastop

>learn that you get lots of attention from getting mysterious sounds in your stream from la+
>learn that it's also bad if they're male
>get audios files to play while you're talking
>pretend that it's a ghost and you're scared
>also get some vacation
She's a genius.

Forgive the reddit link guys
He is helping me getting laid
>>28157064
Thanks bro

lesbian ghost is my new oshi

>>28154606
So do nips tell their bosses they can't come into work because they saw/heard a ghost or is this bitch just lazy and looking for an excuse?

>>28156509
mafumafu stalker

>>28157110
sorry bros that was me

Kuroe and Mio are two most superstitious holos
If they saw bad omen they would literally lock themselves in and refuse to to anything for a day minimum

>>28157011
Check the comments and look for a timestamp with 2:00:30 and 3:21:30

>>28155192
Le Christian projection has arrived

>>28157196
Mio seems like someone who would be in a cult.
I hope the other holos are okay.

>>28157246
Why is that? She just reads tarot.

>>28156989
HoloDeath?

>>28157246
as someone who watches and faps to mio regularly, I don't think she'd be in a cult at all

>>28155901
>>28155943
Your societies were godless and therefore you abandoned belief at a young age. and Cuckolics typically turn from religion because it's not found in actual faith but in men's traditions and rituals.

>>28155232
It's literally in their gen's name kek

In which at least one anon proudly posts about that time they put two and two together and got to the bottom of this whole “Santa” situation.

https://youtu.be/ZaYFep110_o?t=12089

The one at this time stamp seems better, since it happens as she's talking.

>>28157159
/thread

>>28155044
sounds like a fucking fart to me.

>>28156509
just a sound she played or some other woman at her house
ghosts aren’t re

holy shit
can you redditors fuck off?
i dont give a shit about your atheism or epic destruction of those dumb atheists
were here to make up schizoid rrats about vtubers being haunted, nobody wants to hear your decades old "arguments" that everyone has already been forced to hear 1000 times because you niggers cant handle seeing an opinion you disagree with

>>28154606
only schizos hear wispers, I can´t hear the "ghost"
she is probably retarded, just like her viewers

>>28157509
based, I just want to have fun

>>28155896
t. Just read his first philosophy book last night and is pretending her understood it

>>28157487
I just hear a necromancer yawning

>>28157438
doesnt even sound like a voice, more like a stomach noise

>>28155841
>him
Anon I...

that is astral projection of a psychic

>>28157509
Chloe is being haunted by a cute ghost girl and no-one can say otherwise

Sorry guys, didn't mean to disturb her stream. I'll try and be more quiet when I "ectoplasm" on her back (lol)

>>28157507
a-anon...? are you ok?

>>28154606
a-am i deaf? i dont hear it

The voice said 最悪(you're the worst)

>>28157560
>I am the sole authority of who understand what
Okay fag.

Now this is a great fucking jab, actually /x/ in my fucking chuubas?, sign me the hell up!

>>28155232
Kek

>>28154606
I saw the clips, and this is all bullshit. It just sounds like either her breathing mid sentence or there was literally someone in the room right next to her and she's making weird excuses for them.
The Japs are so retarded thinking ghosts are real.

>>28156709
Have you never listened to your own recorded voice? It sounds nothing like what you hear when speaking. This plus chloe not being so bright might explain her jumping to conclusions

>>28158140
>there was literally someone in the room right next to her
but if there wasn't, how do you explain it

>>28154926
I think it just says urusai, don't know what that means tho.

>>28155843
Lmao
nobody clue him in it's funnier that way

>>28155232
Well played

>>28154606
>tfw when japs are so tech illiterate they immediately think they're hearing ghosts when there's a sound they don't understand
tech company btw

Haunted Stream pog

Is the ghost single?

>>28156375
A-anon.. it's like 3AM here and i live in an 80yo building

>>28158187
By it being the first explanation I gave, that or something going wrong with the mic/audio.
Far more likely explanations, but if you want this to be some spoopy mystery where a ghost showed up to say one word and fucked off again then more power to you.

>>28157159
Ogachama..

>>28158303
my first assumption would be an audio issue too, but if you go through and check it all and stil can'f figure it out that's a bit spooky

It really does sound like her, has Chloe released one of those voice pack things? If she has or is about to, an ASMR-whispered "urusai" sound file being on her computer would make sense.

Maybe the ghost opened such a file

I choose to believe that cosmic rays are actually also ghosts.

>>28156182
A delightful variant
BUSTINBUSTINBUSTINBUSTINBUSTINBUSTIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

>>28155621
>theistic
Spirituality does not have to be related to god(s).

>>28158409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cNVnPQ0cx4

Holos really running out of excusses for not streaming huh

>>28154606
>twink bf dares open his mouth on stream
>uh uh it was a GHOST guys totally a GHOST
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>28155542
Religion is fanatics and opportunists using humanity's desire for simple dogmas to gain social and political power.

Her first stream back from ghost vacation is going to have jokers posting "what was that noise?" and "what's that behind you?" in the chat. I think if you're the manager in this situation and the talent refuses to stream because she thinks her setup is haunted, you have no choice but to go to her home and sit by her for a few streams like a parent checking under the bed for monsters.

>>28155232
Heh

>>28154795
You're gonna get eaten by a wendigo one of these days.

Ghost here, I'll finger Lui next.

>>28158473
Sana's dog returns from the spirit world to give holos a free day off one last time.

>>28158660
Ex-Mel Manager: Chloe, I think the ghost is hiding inside your panties. I'll help you.

>>28155262
You don't have to be a materialist to not believe in ghosts. The foundation of existence may very well be spiritual and the World might not even be real, but so far everything "supernatural" we've discovered is just a natural phenomenon that people didn't understand.

>>28156243
>this is an elaborate setup for a long ghost hunting quest until halloween
I will kneel until my knees are dust if this happens.

>>28158458
Rice.
IRyS can make anything pure SEXXXX, even something already suggestively edited.
Sex magnifier.
So what's said about nephilim is true; they're not "fallen", it's a translation issue: they cause others to fall.
And it's said hololive no longer has a succubus lmao, what's there is worse.

>>28158798
who says ghosts aren't natural

>>28158749
I realized as I typed that it sounds like I was going in that direction, but I'm being serious. If she's unironically scared of fucking stream ghosts, then without emotional support I can scare her into ending the stream just by pretending to hear something.

>>28156375
AAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE NOOOOO

>>28158888
They might be, but it'll need a theory that fits with established facts, has explanatory value and is falsifiable.

>>28157185
You'd be surprised how superstitious japanese people are, they even completely drop house prices to dirt cheap if it had a history of someone dying in it.

Why isn't there a ghost girl in Hololive yet? It would be the perfect opportunity for publicity every time something like that happened. Kuzuha snoring in Mikoto stream? Nah, it's the holo-ghost girl visiting the oni. The hand? It's the holo-ghost waving goodbye after doing some heavy lifting that made her arms seem manly.

>>28154606
Vintage horror Kino for any of you wanting to be spooped classic style
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeIadBJCPxA

>>28159084
>cheap rent
>might spawn a cute girl ghost
anyone know any shamans that do international spirit lines to ask abe to let me in

>>28159104
>Why isn't there a ghost girl in Hololive yet?
I've remarked as much before.
There should be a blackhaired yuurei character.
>spooky-chan
her mascot can be a chochin obake (ghost lantern) and October would be her month of non stop horror watchalongs.
You wouldn't even need a chatty streamer, a relatively reticent girl would do and in fact that would be preferable as her speaking would be more impactful.

>>28158607

'It is easier to discover a deficiency in individuals, in states, and in providence, than to see their real import or value'.
- Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, 'Vorlesungen über die Philosophie der Weltgeschichte'

>>28156968
Miko used all those years of accumulating spiritual power to rape young women.
>Let's pray for her so she can do it again!

>>28159084
>they even completely drop house prices to dirt cheap if it had a history of someone dying in it.
As do all countries, mate.
There's even a Simpson's episode about such a thing.

>>28159335
And yet, those deficiencies are very much real. How's that for a dialectical perspective?

>>28158205
Means "Shut up"
>Rude fuck of a ghost

>>28159438
>>28159335
why is it that whenever anyone discusses philosophy on 4chan they can only come across as a brainlet trying to impress other people with quotes and big words

>>28158592
it was all a ruse to promote Suisei's song...

pretty sure haachama is going to milk this with an exorcist stream or something.

>>28159438
When did that quote imply they aren't real?

'Despotism may govern without faith, but liberty cannot. How is it possible that society should escape destruction if the moral tie is not strengthened in proportion as the political tie is relaxed? And what can be done with a people who are their own masters if they are not submissive to the Deity?'
- Alexis de Tocqueville, 'De La Démocratie en Amérique'

>>28154606
NEEEEEEEE GHOSTO
MITAI NAAA

>28159548
Because you're retarded.

>>28159563
based

I can't hear a god damn thing

It's convenient that all the "supernatural" stuff people believe in always happens to be just outside of what science can currently explain.

People believed in gods throwing lightning until we found out it's electrical charges generated in clouds.
People believed in the soul having a physical location in the body until we looked thouroughly and didn't find it.
People believed in the world being created 6000 years ago until we found much older fossils and evidence for evolution.
Psychology and biology already wiped out a good deal of susperstitions about "seeing" or "hearing" things, and research into how our brains work will continue to advance that process.

>>28159563
All of them should
You can see by the interest on this thread
Supernatural bait content is lit

>>28159666
>and research into how our brains work will continue to advance that process.
And then, at the very end, what?

>>28159499
The ghost was sleeping in peace, but she was singing for hours and woke it up.

>>28159626
AH GHOSTO TO SEKKUSU YARITAI NAA
NURU NURU NURU

>>28159666
don't trust this anon, he's Satan, the numbers confirm it.

>>28159586
It didn't, I was making an observation. Also faith =/= religion, every human being has faith in something that you may call a "Deity" if you want.
Also, you should really should stop attaching the same quotes to your posts.

>>28159548
Would you rather discuss Hegel while avoiding the word "dialectical"? Agreed on the quotes, though.

boyfriend

>>28159666
shut the fuck up satan

>Do I believe that a ghost is haunting chloe?
No not really
> Is it more fun if I do?
Yes, which is why I'm just gonna think that and make ghost rrats

>>28154606
>sakamoto

Sakamata didn't need a ghost to be tormented #shecrazy #zoomerzooming

>>28159882
I'd rather you post your own thoughts that quote and reference other people

>>28159548
because their whole purpose with "reading" philosophers isn't to understand them but to appear smarter to others

>>28159666
based science chad
>666
wtf satan you can't fool me again

>>28159755
I don't think we'll ever get to a true end where we understand our brains fully. But even if so, we can't ever be fully rational about things - that's not how brains work. We can only try to analyze our behaviour and come to understand its causes.

>>28159882
>I was making an observation
Of what? It didn't refute the quote or my statemant then.

Don't answer, retard. I know your response will, again, be a unworthy answer.

>>28160049
>Don't answer, retard. I know your response will, again, be a unworthy answer.
*tips fedora*

>>28160000
>I don't think we'll ever get to a true end where we understand our brains fully
Imagine if we did: what then?
That is the goal, after all.

>>28154606
Damn. Can't wait for it to be in the upcoming Chills video

>>28160097

I thought it said 2 hours and 34 minutes instead of seconds and i swear you can hear a deeper but less clear (more like you'd expect from those supposedly recorded whispers you can't hear but the recorder does) "ussai" when she's thanking some Mili-san or something like that

>>28160097
>retarded zoomer doesn't know *tips fedora* mocks atheists, of which he is
*tips menorah*

>>28160224
I'm not an atheist bro

>>28160049
Anon, I literally said I was offering a dialectical perspective, expecting you to know your Hegel because you quoted him. The point of dialectical thinking is to think outside of the dichotomy of right and wrong, of thesis and antithesis, because they both contain truth and work together in creating insight.
How did you come to expect a full refutation based on that? You seem to treat discussions like a fight with a winner and a loser, even though I never said you're wrong.

Chill out.

>>28159666
nice try satan, your "science" bullshit wont work on me!

>>28159882
>Also faith =/= religion, every human being has faith in something that you may call a "Deity" if you want.
Retarded take and Tocqueville was very much referring to Christianity.
Maybe read the fucking book.

'The Americans combine the notions of Christianity and of liberty so intimately in their minds, that it is impossible to make them conceive the one without the other'.
- Alexis de Tocqueville, 'De La Démocratie en Amérique'

>>28159563
>AWAY!
>thank you Haachama senpai I can stream again.

>>28160463
Stop quoting people you brainlet

>>28160463
Tocqueville didn't have the whole picture in mind, then. Please offer arguments of your own beyond "Retarded take".

go back to /x/

>>28159755
Are you legit retarded? If we knew what was at the end of it we literally didn't need to do research because we'd already know.

>>28160345
What I used that quote for is, then, adhereing to that.
Yes, the Church has many faults but, without it, man has proven worse off.
Ergo: me using that quote.

The thesis is that religion is absolute and nobody shall disobey. The anti-thesis is religion is complete crap and all should disobey it (what the original person I responded to said.
Ergo the synthesis is what I am saying: religion is necessary for society as modern society has proven worse off without it, however, it is not absolute and may even be wrong, yet it is still absolutely necessary.

>>28160460
>>28159978
>>28159894
>>28159857
Curses, foiled again! Damn you God, you and your post number manipulation!

>>28160633
Are you retarded?
I am asking that, AFTER we discover all there is to know about science of the mind, what comes after that?
Look man, I was trying to make you think but clearly, you can't. The answer is: nothing but horror.
'The sun is not a divine gift but a ball of nuclear gas in space, and we are not happier for knowing it, in fact, sadder'.

>>28160552
>believe me over Tocqueville; I'm smarter than Tocqueville
Sure fag.

>>28160650
That's a fair conclusion, if you suppose that mankind would be worse off without religion, or specifically christianity in some form.

>>28160731
>The answer is: nothing but horror.
Lmao not everyone is a trembling pantspisser like you who can't live without fairytales.

>>28159755
Who knows, ultimately? Most of the optimism and pessimism isn't well-founded. I'd say we ought to follow our natural curiousity and give it a shot.

>>28160731
>and we are not happier for knowing it
>know you have a massive nuclear reactor producing energy for free
>just need to invent ways to harness some amount of this massive amount of power generated to power our tier 1 civilisation
Idk anon, I'm pretty happy with this info

>>28160650
>religion is necessary for society as modern society has proven worse off without it
modern society wouldn't exist if religion was still the dominant thought pattern, dumbass
we'd still be in the feudal age

>>28160145
https://voca.ro/1cGrlkPA3Agx

>>28160830
It doesn't have to be Christianity. As Tocqueville said: 'Despotism may govern without faith', and he's right.
Society absolutely needs a higher being, whether it be Caesar, King or God. If the commoner is allowed to believe that /he/ is the highest being in existence, and many other commoners follow this thought, society, as is being proven before our eyes, degenerates into self-serving beasts.

That is following Hegel: to examine history.
We have seen a history where religion is absolute.
We are in the middle of history where religion is rejected. Draw this to its natural conclusion and you will see the synthesis.
So it's not personal animosity, I don't hate atheists, I'm not even a Chirstian myself, however, it is Hegelian Dialectics that this experiment ends and it won't end with the absolute rejection of morality.
Ergo: the synthesis is a creation of a new enfrocement of morality which, in my extrapolation, is a Dictator, rather than faith.
I simply preach faith to hasten this change (because it can be any moral enforcer), so I might see further into the future of human society.

>>28161176
>modern society wouldn't exist
Good.

>>28161384
were you swirling a glass of wine when you typed this?

>>28161443
Still better than medieval times

>>28161069
But THEN what?
At the VERY end of it ALL?
What? I need to know!

'Without rhetorical exaggeration, a simply truthful combination of the miseries that have overwhelmed the noblest of nations and polities, and the finest exemplars of private virtue, forms a picture of most fearful aspect, and excites emotions of the profoundest and most hopeless sadness, counterbalanced by no consolatory result. We endure in beholding it a mental torture, allowing no defence or escape but the consideration that what has happened could not be otherwise ; that it is a fatality which no intervention could alter. And at last we draw back from the intolerable disgust with which these sorrowful reflections threaten us, into the more agreeable environment of our individual life the Present formed by our private aims and interests. In short we retreat into the selfishness that stands on the quiet shore, and thence enjoys in safety the distant spectacle of "wrecks confusedly hurled." But even regarding History as the slaughter-bench at which the happiness of peoples, the wisdom of States, and the virtue of individuals have been victimised the question involuntarily arises to what principle, to what final aim these.enormous sacrifices have been offered'.
- 'Vorlesungen über die Philosophie der Weltgeschichte'

>>28157946
You can hear a faint "そよ" or somthing

>>28161557
>Still better than medieval times
https://historycollection.com/medieval-peasants-worked-fewer-hours-than-modern-americans/2/

>>28159666
>People believed in the soul having a physical location in the body until we looked thouroughly and didn't find it.
Hey uh in my opinion this satan guy sucks and isn’t very trustworthy! Just saying.

>>28161702
This article is based on a misunderstanding of the concept of work
Medieval peasants were not "on the clock", they didn't have work hours. They were constantly doing unscheduled work to maintain a very basic standard of life. Think of it like household chores times 10

>>28161563
You really need to kill yourself

>>28159335
Imagine unironically reading germcuck philosophers, the proto-redditors

>>28159104
>>28159280
>new gen announced
>all the girls have colorful, overdetailed designs with fantastic lore
>all except one, the last one to debut
>she looks like a black haired human girl in school uniform.
>no fictional or outstanding feature, not even animal ears
>even the lore excerpt from the official site had one short sentence only: "[Name] is a normal schoolgirl."
>no tweets, no retweets, her genmates dont acknowledge her existence, her twitter is empty.
>the lack of information about her made the fandom wild with speculation
>when the others debut, they all had small and disturbing events happening randomly. A few loud whispers, a flash of a forest at night, videos of dark rooms appearing when not prompted. Mandela effect level of uncanny, but none of the debutees never addressed it.
>time for the last girl to debut
>chat is turned off the entire stream
>it started off as a bread and butter anime voice, talking normally.
>all the uncanny stuff begins happening and the frequency increased as the debut goes on
>background changed from warm evening school classroom to dark hallway with the windows shifting and shaking on their own.
>the girl's appearance gradually changed. Pale complexion, blackened sunken eyes, thinner skin
>voice goes lower and lower
>stream ends with a really good jumpscare
best pre-debut viral marketing this side of the vtubing industry

>>28161998
oh cool, Mito is jumping ship? Nice.

>>28161896
>They were constantly doing unscheduled work to maintain a very basic standard of life
>driving 2 hours to and 2 hours from work, stuck in traffic trapped in your car, unpaid, is different, let alone better
lol

>>28162105
driving two hours to work is more fun and less intense than sewing clothes or making soap, yes
if you think medieval life was better, you're an absolute moron
there's actually medieval villages you can vacation at and see what life was really like, I suggest you try it

>>28162105
I enjoy not having syphilis and being able to bathe regularly, personally.

>>28162184
>is more fun and less intense than sewing clothes or making soap
People sew clothes and make soap as hobbies, mate.
One job, common in monastaries, was literally hand copying books (since there was not yet printers). That's my fucking dream since I already write for fun.
Easy as piss, too.

>if you think medieval life was better, you're an absolute moron
>trust me bro, I was a medieval peasant
Uh huh.

>>28161563
>But THEN what?
>At the VERY end of it ALL?
>What? I need to know!
Become a scientist and find out, don't expect others to spoonfeed you the answers, like you've been feeding off the wisdoms of past personalities

>>28162318
And what exactly have you done?
Did you discover and, then, create the electricity you're using now? didn't think so.

>>28161998
fucking hell mistakes
>Mandela Catalogue level of uncanny, but non of the debutees addresed it.
>>28162071
I did unironically thought think about mito midway through writing this, she's an excellent fit

>>28162314
>>trust me bro, I was a medieval peasant
All you need to do is live on a farm to see how fucking naive you are
Making shit as a hobby isn't the same as doing it to live, and you don't have a sewing machine

>>28162413
Farmers are filthy fucking rich, in my country.
The own fucking mansions so whatever hard work they are doing, they are being well paid for it.

>>28162267
>being able to bathe regularly
I fucking hate it.

>>28162105
t. never worked around the house
go be a reddit commie on twitter

>>28162612
Anyone living in a mansion would be hiring people to do the work for them

>>28162267
Just jump into a river, lmao. What's stopping you?

>>28161998
Considering the Hololive Error things they've been doing. This could be a really fun tie in for it.

>>28162701
I do and, honestly, I enjoy it.
It's a very simple fucking life.
Do some chores, play some games, eat, sleep.

Women who complain about being a housewife don't know how fucking good they have it.
Hell, being a housewife, without kids, is essentially being a NEET.

>>28162761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZBBYCYw_ac
Considering this exists, it's either the biggest ARG/new gen campaign, or they're actually scared.

>>28162726
Adam ate a fruit and now I get embarrassed at the thought of non-wife humans seeing my penis. People might see my penis if I bathe in the stream, anon! That would not be good.

>>28162847
This has to be bait but I’m replying to see what else anon has up his sleeve here.

>>28162935
Medievel people weren't that fussy with nudity.

>>28161998
Man, now you gave me an expectation no chuubas company will ever fulfill. Good idea.

>>28162999
Ora et labora.

>>28154606
Time for Fubuki's months put into Phasmophobia to shine

>>28162371
>you can't point out hypocrisy in others without addressing your own hypocrisy first
No, I can call you out and also call myself out, and we each work towards something that makes us less hypocritical. Or we don't. Anything can happen.
I'm sure you've got a quote for this too, I think I've read one somewhere, so post it.

>>28162371
Why do you need an after? Science is the pursuit of truth and purely that, there is no objetive. The "after" is the pursuit of another truth until we know everything.
>BUT WHAT IS BEYOND IT?
About a million civilization years to soon, but that's the spirit tho
We will keep moving foward until the destruction of our species, by our hand or naturally. It's an unstopable proccess, you would need to have a perfect control over the whole population to stop the human mind from developing and learning new stuff

>>28163300
>a nigga fart in he own mouth… a shameful nigga.
-Johnny “Doc Evil” Titanium

>>28163300
My point is your logic is inherently flawed; there is nothing original.

'The thing that hath been, it is that which shall be; and that which is done is that which shall be done: and there is no new thing under the sun'.
- Ecclesiastes 1:9

>>28163490
I never suggested we should stop it.
However, I do suggest that it won't tell us meaning. Id est: the meaning of life.

>>28161384
Don't worry, AI will become like gods to us.

>>28163490
>there is no objetive.
The objective of science is to release humanity from the simulation. If you don't believe me you haven't read enough.

>>28163881
Personally, I think you have that backwards.

>>28164011
I get the impression that for some people the end goal is to simulate the conditions that led to the creation of the simulation.

>>28164077
Entering a simulation within the simulation is another way of escaping it.

>>28163726
There is no meaning of life as far science is concerned, abstract concepts don't have meaning since they are just constructs
It's just an human ideal. My opinion would be that you can just choose the meaning of it and live based on that, that's unrelated to science or truth tho.

>>28164011
>implying the simulation creators will let us leave
'And they said: Come, let us make a city and a tower, the top whereof may reach to heaven: and let us make our name famous before we be scattered abroad into all lands.
And the Lord came down to see the city and the tower, which the children of Adam were building.
And he said: Behold, it is one people, and all have one tongue: and they have begun to do this, neither will they leave off from their designs, till they accomplish them in deed.
Come ye, therefore, let us go down, and there may not understand one another's speech'.
- Genesis

>>28164166
>you can just choose the meaning of it
Eww, relativism.
This is what happens when man has no higher being, he thinks he himself can define the meaning of existence itself!

>>28154606
Isn't Rushia a necromancer? This is getting bad, she might have cursed her genmates

>>28154795
Literally no one thinks this you stupid faggot

>>28164011
>>28164077
>>28164129
It isn't
Science is a process not an ideology. Personal goals are personal
But to find out if this universe is real or not is a validy pursuit. Understanding everything about this universe is the endpoint of our current imagination, reaching that point can only lead us to try to find out what is beyond it, we will know if that is possible at that point

>>28164215
Unironically true, Anon. Relativism is the one truth.

>>28164129
Indeed it is, but I don’t think I’d want to be the shiba inu that sits outside it and has to pull the levers and push the buttons.

>>28164359
>we will know if that is possible at that point
And if it's not? what will we do then?

>>28164215
Eww theistard that is afraid of inexistence or natural order
>Grow up

>>28164359
*humps your leg*

>>28164360
It's for faggots and women who want to justify their degeneracy desu.
I'm sure if we looked up 20th century proponents of Relativism, they'll be some sort of Communist scum.

>>28154606
Meds

>>28164449
>That sure is a weird bridge over there in the distance
>But it's so long and covered in fog, I can't quite see where it leads. Where do you think it goes to?
>Dunno, we'll cross it when we get there and find out.

>>28164491
>failing to use greentext, even in its improper form
>>>/r/eddit

I'm not a thiest, anyway.
But if you think a single man is above all that is in the universe, then I ask you to venture forth from this star and see how long you last.
If man was the higest, above even the cosmos, then he could destroy the cosmos and, if he could, he would have already.

>>28164449
Nothing
Science is an process not an objetive. Individuals will live their own lives. Maybe we will just kill ourselves or reset the universe.
>>28164538
Classifying everything based on "intelectuals" theory is brainlet behavior
I don't think of myself as an relativist even if the term fits me
Typical pack behavior of theists

>>28164714
>reach the bridge
>it ends with nothing on the other side
>everything behind it has already been mapped 100%
Now what? just sit around?