/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>28515758
Good one, Axel

>>28515758
Have you tried it?

>>28515758
He's going to fuck baelz and you can't do anything about it

>>28515758
Do women like dumb men?

>>28515758
Strong Aussie himbo energy radiating off of this one.

>>28515758

>>28516119

>>28515758
Dont fucking start this nijisanji "look how quriky our boys are" shit again
Jesus christ I cannot believe this is happening to hololive.
I used to laugh at these posts when it was nijifags

>>28516119
It’s just like how men love hot, dumb bimbos
Basically, attractiveness is the key to anything

>>28516119
Idk. I had seen this instance only in shoujo manga

You guys are so fucking easy to win over.

>>28516442
vt sisters are easy.

>>28515758
It's a subtle joke.
It's known in oz that that particular combination of flavours evokes the taste of pussy post-pub on a friday night.

>>28516442
I actually don't mind male streamers if they are entertaining, but I don't see much point to vtuber avatar.

>>28516119
Yes

>>28516625
At a baseline it's there for pretty much the same reason as on female vtubers, IE to provide some visual flair to the background of the stream. Otherwise there's not necessarily a whole lot of difference between a normal streamer and a vtuber

Some go further and try to make a character out of it, which is also something that applies to both sexes.

>>28516119
yes but only a very specific kind of dumb that doesn't cause any problems and is cute and funny. in other words fake dumb only

>>28516108
>baelz
Who?

>another blond himbo australian
Does this one say pog a lot too?

>>28515758
Sisters*

>>28517208
Not yet

>>28516442
It's over. /hlgg/ was conditioned to love the homoENs in less than a few hours. They're already welcoming male collabs despite months of protests.

>>28516119
My sister said she likes smart men but she dates a guy who unironically can't even read and doesn't comb his hair for months.

>>28516119
Certain types of women who like doting on men and feeling responsible for them, sure

>>28517530
Dick must be huge

>>28517394
months of protests by retards

>>28515758
>ur

how do you get vegemite to eat oysters?

>>28516119
They do like himbos. Nijigirls like Elira and Bomu have said so too.

>>28517394
Well, you know how it is, retards screech the loudest. I wouldn't fuck any holomem even if I had the chance to, so I don't mind them getting mating pressed live on stream as long as it's funny.

>>28515758
This will be the chad who will impregnate sana before her graduation and there’s nothing you can do about it.

He will be the most popular. Definitely is conventionally handsome without the mask.

HoloEN may as well just be HoloAus.

isnt vegemite kind of like margarine or butter? Y not? Well, it would need some salt then.


Im expecting a diverse package. This guy is funny, maybe even kinda based and degen?, then someone is edgy and cool! ( the scholar??), then our friendly and nice guy( the hero??), then... some gamer? or super talented singer? as alchemist?

>>28516119
Do you remember being in high school/college?
Were girls all over jocks and skaters or nerds and geeks?

>>28517530
Women judge men's personalities by their looks. They'll pretend the guy they like is above average in cognitive measures no matter what. This is because we're group selected to be nice and smart and women are herd animals. They can't go against the group - but they do, so instead they trick themselves into believing they aren't.

>>28520263
how to spot a genetic dead end

>>28515758
>/vt/ already simping for the guys
it's so over

>>28515758
What's vegemite?

>>28520559
I could be a white knight and cover for women, but then I'd be a genetic dead end and a liar.

>>28515758
This mf might very well be British, and has the best model…

Dare I say, vox killer?!

>>28515758
I got some vegemite last week, out of curiosity. It's so goddamn salty that it's hard to really pair with anything. You either eat it by itself, or pair it with something sweet or bland.

>>28519657
DO NOT ADD SALT TO VEGEMITE
It's already a salt explosion, adding more might be a fatal dose.

>>28520263
No you fucking beta male pussy. Women like men with confidence. I often see one of my fat fuck best buddies picking up 20 year old college girls he is almost double their age. He doesnt spill his spaghetti everywhere and these broads think a guy with his own place and a job "really has it together". Hes fat has illigetimate children with drug addicts yet hes witty and can at least act confident until hes pounding these half-retarded girls. Maybe instead of questioning the vaginas you should look at yourself

>>28520263
>They'll pretend the guy they like is above average in cognitive measures
True in my experience. One girl told me the dude she was crushing on "had the light of intelligence in his eyes", as if she could tell just by his appearance. (He was predictably dumb as bricks and failed his classes.)

>>28523768
if he was a bong he'd say marmite

>>28515758
Same energy

>>28516119
Step1. Be attractive
Step2. Don't be unattractive

I'm actually Axel. I am french living in Australia so expect a little accent.

>>28516119
there are no smart men.

>>28528890
There are no smart women.

>>28529357
There are no women.

>>28529416
Gender is a social construct, so there's no men either.

>>28518634
King of fighters !

>>28516119
>>28528890
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>>28529539
Please commit die to your gene pool

>>28520559
Did the irony of typing that out on /vt/ of all places escape you?

>>28524938
Oh hi there blupilled retard.

>>28529539
Like 20% is a social construct, the rest is nature, and even the social construct has been built upon years of experience and history to be a useful and important idea in our society, you wouldn't be here if it weren't for the hard work of strong men from past generations who fought to save their wives and children, to travel the world and to create something beautiful

>>28516108
That would be a great asmr stream

>>28515758
Sorry buddy, he's taken.

>>28516119
Femanon and I fucking love Luca. He's just a friendly himbo GFE. I will sub to Axel if he is another golden retriever dumb blonde.

>>28530321
Yeah, by me

>>28524256
You can add a spoonful to all kinds of things as a flavour enhancer, it's a natural source of glutamates if I remember right so it'll have a similar effect to adding msg if you don't add enough to over power the flavour of whatever you're cooking

>>28516625
You know how nice remaining actually anonymous is while being a content creator is? It's only 2views (and this is the only time I will say they are unsucessful) that don't understand it

>>28524938
Women are attracted to confidence. And that doesn't change what I said.
>https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4757567/
>As predicted, there was no relationship between attractiveness and actual academic performance (r = 0.03), but a strong positive correlation between attractiveness and perceived intelligence (r = 0.81), attractiveness and perceived academic performance (r = 0.74) and attractiveness and perceived conscientiousness (r = 0.81).

>>28516119
Men are cuter when they are almost retarded