/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>2873716
You dads shouldn't have given her permission to shitpost more
She's pumping out tweets already

>>2873716
>No More Twitter Shitposts
https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1385806679669841924?s=19

/yah/ doesn't sleep

What did she mean by this?

If you didn't catch the last thread, we're making a Windows XP Hill mosaic for Beatani's birthday. Claim a blank square, fill it out however you'd like (dimensions are 217x217), and post it in this thread.

The green squares mark completed tiles, and yellow ones mark WIP. There's no rush on this since we have a few weeks, but I wanted to get this out there to make it more of a surprise when the time comes.

>>2873838
AHHHHH THIS FUCKING BEEAARRRR

>>2873805
When will you learn old man, we don't control the bear. We can only point out when she is doing something genuinely stupid and she is usually wise enough to listen.

>I promised you that I never do shitpost
>yes since today my tweet is real
This is art. This is not a shitpost, this is a way of life.

>>2873841
Also, I'm going to bed so I won't be making any updates for a bit. I'll check on this thread in the morning

It never ends

>>2873870
It bothers me this T something won't marry and impregnant Bea as Kami-sama wills it, she's just a cum disposal unit to him. She is selling herself short on the happy family life she deserves.

>>2873870
why does she love to hurt us

>>2873870
I don't get it. Someone explain. Was she joking? My heart can't take this.

Beatani, I really enjoy how you bully the gosling-dads but could she let them rest for a little bit? Give them a false sense of security and then stab them again. If you constantly bully them like this, they'll just become accustomed and it loses impact.

>>2874186
Are you joking?

>>2874192
This. The most effective emotional abuse requires periods of downtime and affection.

>>2874232
What does she mean by benefits???

My heart needs to heal.

>>2874285
You know what she means

>>2874285

>>2874349
I think she means pocket money like she wants from her oniichan. Maybe she wants to buy something to make herself happy.

>>2874417
>ignoring the second tweet

here comes koopas shitty clique commenting under beatani's posts

G-Gosling bros?

>>2874406
No there has to be another definition. That can't be it.

>>2874441
>he fucks my mom Koopa and now he fucks my daughter
I'll have to put down a dog

>>2874466
im sorry

>>2874441
castrate him.

>>2874441
BTFO

>>2874441
NOT AGAIN

>>2874433
If you understand what that tweet mean then tell me. Imagining her ASMR doesn't make it better.

>>2874594
I seriously hope she stays away from those faggots, they would ruin her content. They're bad people

>>2874557
She's an English beginner. There's a chance she accidently put those words together without understanding the meaning. She's accidently said ecchi things in English before.

>>2874638
"They're bad people" can be thrown to anyone to exclude them. I don't know why you say it so I ask, why are they bad? I haven't seen the dog dude before.

>>2873841
It's kind of a shit copy past job but here it is.

>>2873870
Oof, the goslings are going to need some protection from that one.

>>2874719
First off look at that clique's fans, look at the koopa discord incident, and also lastly...discord

>>2874192
This. I also need a rest for a bit because this ride is getting too intense for me.

>>2874648
Not only does Beatani know exactly what she's saying, but she even said her "best" friend with benefits, suggesting that there's more than one.

>>2874192
>>2874869
>>2874270
i'm more worried that she's gonna run out of good jokes too soon.

Motherfucker

>>2874466
>Perhaps the archives are incomplete

>>2874719
He's just a generally flirty guy with a bunch of western chuubas

>>2874833
>>2874949
I don't like we're this is going. But these threads get so much traction that it was impossible to avoid this.

>>2874949
He got publicly executed, it's fine

Shit will get real when she begin to flirt back with one of these guys.

>>2873841
B8
She did say she liked Yotsubato at some point right?

>>2875014
this is what im talking about. fans, him, and all of koopa's friends are faggots

>>2875051
Thanks anon now she's going to do just that to mess with us.

>>2874594
kek, I trust my daughter and you should too

>>2874638
I don't know if they're good or bad, but the whole clique definitely rubs me the wrong way

>>2875051
my heart would stop if she did that

>>2875133
they're a bunch of attention whores who used to post on here, lowest of the low

>>2874441
this guy's annoying

>>2875171
>>2875100
I guess another dad becomes dust..

>>2873841
a5 submit. Thanks for setting this up, anon.

>>2874441
That profile picture is on par with Jack's name in terms of annoyance

>>2874441
Creepy

Wait until goslings wake up

>>2874441
The fucking Australians AGAIN

>>2875102
BEATANI TRUST
But >>2875100 has a point. She builds us up to tear us down, that kusogaki

Next stream is 15 hours away. I don't think these non-stream threads are good for our health.

Hey small fries. I know you're going to read this thread because you lot hang around here too. Don't even try to leach from Beatani's success to feed your dead accounts.

>>2875328
Yeah, I'm getting too attached to her and you guys too.

>>2875341
Ignore them, Im sure Bea knows what she does.

>>2875328
The bloody bear must be making them

>>2875341
Stop talking shit he averages 3 viewers per stream, hes a top dog

>>2875307
We’re just getting started mate. Haachama was only our first victim.

>>2875435
Thats fucking funny to think
Shes not trapped here with us. We are trapped here with her.

>>2875328
Suffering can be a beautiful thing, anon.
>and it’s a lot of suffering

>>2875455
Anon...

>>2875341
t. groomer

>>2875328
I already got tru my personal schizo arc, this stream helped me calm down. I've come to terms with my own feelings for Bea but I'll channel them in a positive way, you only live once but life has many chances.
Healthy goslings, teach me your ways.

>>2875501
>He lacks critical information

>>2875341
>Hey small fries. I know you're going to read this thread because you lot hang around here too. Don't even try to leach from Beatani's success to feed your dead accounts.

>>2875341
He's a shitposter aussie you giving him attention is what he wants

>>2875549
It's time to post "That" again and educate this newfags.

>>2875328
People keep saying that, but I think they are always pretty fun, and they are advertising, even if the /vt/ market is a bit saturated.

I swear on the holy memory of God's Programmer Terry A. Davis that I will personally expunge ANY and ALL fools who think they can leech off the bear for even a SECOND

>>2875636
Just run them over

>>2874594
Y'know, sometimes being German ain't so bad

>>2875777
>777
CHECKED

>>2875777

>>2875777
Isn't that sentence equiv to "who the hell are you" with that やねん ending

>>2875942
Yeah but more accented. Google translate messing up is funny here in context

>>2875942
It reminds me more of what Japanese comedians do, that sort of routine with someone saying something stupid and the "straight man" response ends with a yanen.

Beatani love!

>>2873716
DISCOUNT BOTAN

>>2875636
BBASED

>getting triggered by an australian shitposting on the internet
This thread is a bunch of newfags, isn't it?

>>2876372
>this thread
this board

>>2876372
>not hating on aussies
Sounds like you're the newfag here, newfag.

>>2876372
weak attempt, faggot

Changes to E1 this will be the final one.
Forgot the bday is still far.

>>2876372
>>getting triggered by an australian shitposting on the internet
What the fuck does that have to do with being a newfag? Are all Vtubers secretly Australian?

>>2876588
You're showing your stripes right now

>>2874949
>>2875014
>>2875075
One of the earliest vtubers to ever leave a tweet under Beatani came from Iriam, a JP corporate one. She never responded back, not even a like. I'm confident the bear knows who to communicate with, who to ignore, and why. But since some of you have far more experience than she does when it comes to EN scene, I guess the pointers/warnings will help.

Which collab do you guys want to see first? Beatani + Koopa or Beatani + Eira? If she's going the English language route collabs make sense, so I hope she chooses someone like those two who actually gets us.

>>2876680
Sure but a bunch of of their fans who are here will encourage her and she might think they're good

>>2876731
Who?

>>2876680
Now that I see those tweets, they remind me of that auto-generated Ojisan text kek.

>>2876731
I wanna see you and my dick collab

>>2876731
koopa because she koopa
also fuck you niggers who unironically hate koopa

>>2876790
fucking kek

>>2876731
Beatani + Risu

>>2876834
faggot

>>2876731
Beatani + Hiroyuki + Takuya

>>2876854
Unironically this. Going with an EN is too dangerous. I'm willing to rely on the tree rat if Pikame is not available.

>>2876680
I thought Yukkin was an indie vtuber. Yukkin is a nice person.

>>2876731
beatani + haachama both speaking english only

>>2876854
>>2876924
>>2876958
>Fuck leeches!
>Bear go leech off these huge vtubers
Lmao

>>2877000
>implyng bear won't be in the same league when haachama returns

>>2876958
>>2877000
>>2877078
>Haachama
>Huge vtubers
>return
I think this might be interesting then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOo9qzL78GE&t=10s

>>2876790
Maybe that's one of the reasons why she ignored her? Probably because of her dislike of emoji use?
>>2876748
It's up to her decision at the end of the day, no real error free solution. We already know what she's capable of, so I wouldn't want to concernfag too much.
>>2876731
Arurandeisu would be cool, he too used to be a 2ch user as well.
>>2875636
TempleOS After Egypt gameplay stream with voice assistance from one of the trusted oil balons or regulars such as NYukari when?
>>2876956
She was still under Iriam last week? I don't know. See attached pic.

holy attention whore

>>2877171
>Arurandeisu
Fuck, why didn't I think of that.

>implying a vtuber who was forged in hellfires of 2ch and the Japanese indie scene doesn't know what's in her best interest
You guys are fucking pathetic. I honestly wonder sometimes if we are even watching the same person. You do know that her acting like a daughter is an act, right? She's the opposite of an innocent, naive girl. Probably one of the most calculating vtubers you'll ever encounter

X should collab with Y posting is and always will be cringe

>>2877198
>>2877253
Abusive dads aren’t welcome here

>>2877253
>You do know that her acting like a daughter is an act, right?
No, its different. Shes is my real daughter.

>>2877253
>forged in hellfires of 2ch
Didn't she just admit that she was not able understand what they were saying most of the time?

>>2875341
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Get fucked, Mau
t. /wvt/

>>2877171
>She was still under Iriam last week
Forgive me for my ignorance, but I don't think anyone is under Iriam. Iriam is a streaming platform.

>>2876731
I want to see her collab with another jp indie don't care who. That will make it easier for her first collab where she can fully focus on what she wants to say and translate only the important parts.

>>2877253
Nah, this is going overboard into "women are da evil" territory. She might be a numberfag and think a lot about the future but she isn't all that calculating. She is making shit up as she goes along based on our reactions and seeing how much shitposting she can get away with.

>/wvt/ coming into the thread because they're dying and /vt/ has no interest in their twitch thot ways.

I legitimately hope you discord simps and other assorted shilling faggots KYS and stay the fuck away from my daughter.

>>2873716
Ok I was checking this Kusogaki's TL for the first time... And I can practically smell the 4chan from most of those posts.
Is this little shitposter really followed mostly by /vt/?

I miss our comfy Beatani threads. It feels like Dads and schizos slowly got outnumbered by a bunch of random outsiders this time around.

>>2877577
yes but the redditors who are there are too confused to post or interact

>>2877567
Actually most of our chuubas are on a steep incline.

>>2877584
>This time around
It has been like this for the last 7 threads

>>2877667
kys

>>2877000
I don't really care about the numbers, I just think Beatani and Risu would have fun shitposting together, and maybe Bea would finally have someone with who she can karaoke with.

>>2877596
Then I guess I see why you are the "dads". You're kinda influencing her growth towards this way. She is becoming more and more like us as she goes. So its like raising a daughter in a sense.
Maybe I'll end up hopping on

>>2877567
She’ll definitely join the /here/ club of western vtubers, you’ll see.

>>2877567
Don't give them attention, just ignore. If they shill their chuubas call them faggots and that's it. Giving them attention even if negative only shits up this thread and gives them more visibility.
>>2877584
They're still very comfy if you consider the fractured trainwreck that's the rest of this board. At least the /jp/ threads are still alive.

>>2877760
All will go according to the plan, don't worry anon.

>>2877253
It's calculated but doesn't that mean she has good decision making skills? These are good qualities to have as a human being. Imagine how fun it would be being with her everyday in real life, it's almost like a fucking anime.
>>2877487
I think you're right. My apologies. But it seems those who use Iriam are ones associated with Duo/Zizia which owns Iriam in the first place. In which i-Live is also owned by Iriam. Very confusing and not a lot of information.

>>2877810
Beatani is probably the only chuuba that can unite the EN and JP side. This is neutral territory when people aren't shilling their oshis. You can come in from whatever background.

>>2877810
this

>>2877810
>Just ignore the cancer that is consuming everything in it's path!
の

>>2877771
>She is becoming more and more like us as she goes.
We arent influencing her as much as you think, shes been like this. She has history with futuba and 5ch

>>2877733
First off, you will never be Japanese, so stop being elitist about who our English speaking oshi interacts with. If you actually knew Japanese, you'd be watching people who stream in, you know, Japanese. Secondly, she already watches/comments/likes several ENBtubers, so I hate to inform you that you are fighting a pointless battle. I want our daughter to meet people who will bring in new EOP fans. Because God knows there aren't any JOPs left

>>2877828
Thanks Risu, please take care of our daughter.

>>2877894
>>Just ignore the cancer that is consuming everything in it's path!
Yes. As you grow up you learn that sometimes the only way to win is not to play at all.

>>2877926
It must be frustrating to know you'll never be in HoloEN, or even in the washed up banks of Vwhorejo, /wvt/. Cope and Seethe some more.

>>2877926
>unprompted insecure seething about not knowing any japanese
embarassing

>>2876834
faggot

dads please stop fighting. i dont want bea to look at this and stop reading the threads because we keep arguing.

>>2877926
>incoherant rant about Japanese
>our daughter
Nice try anon. Now who are (you)

>>2878054
How can we change that anon?

>>2877976
As you give up on doing anything in your life in your old age you mean. The current trajectory is that the EN side of the board will completely overtake the JP/asian side of the vtuber discussion in due time. That is why Hololive Global is owned by the EN fans, when the two collide the EN side always wins. I admit defeat here as a fan of JP vtubers and want a board separation to solve the problem, that is how you win in the end.

>All this shitfisting about chuubas other than Bea
Enough of this, I want some goddamn answers
Was my daughter cringe today?
>Oversleeping and coming late to the stream
Cringe
>Oversleeping and coming late to the stream because she was up late last night shitposting
Based
>The Takuya segment
Based
>The menhera arc
Based
>誰やねん
Based
My calculations show that she was NOT cringe today

>>2878054
This is the new arc anon.

>>2878054
>He thinks she reads the threads in detail
Do I really beleeb it

>>2878118
I’m sure a new board will be created for jp vtubers, it’s pretty obvious the /jp/ split wasn’t enough at this point.

>>2878111
i dont know but its not as comfy as last thread ( even if goslings were having a mental breakdown over bea's ex bf )

>>2878148
Stop rejecting reality anon

I am fucking your daughter
WITHOUT protection

>>2878148
I have to agree with your analysis anon. Whenever I run the numbers, she ends up coming up based on a daily basis

>>2878054
>he thinks she doesn't like watching people argue

Bea should collab with the prince

>actually replying to the stirrer clearly baiting (You)s
He even used the you'll never be japanese card that's been around since months ago. I don't want to believe the dads here are that new.
>>2878118
That's true for Hololive and this board, but the rest of the japanese vtuber scene is still alive without needing english speakers. Beatani knows exactly what she wants and is probably laughing at us going ballistic in this thread. There's no need to save her because she doesn't need saving, I want to save this thread and ignoring the loud kid is the answer.

uoah! beatani mommy vtuber! cute and funny bear makes good motherly behavior! very funny when scolds brat dog!

>>2878263
But every day a new Bea gets created just for us. This one mightve been too self aware and called herself cringe, but today's Bea wasn't cringe. At least not too much. I'm honestly excited what the next Bea has in store for us, I can't wait!

>>2878118
>>2878249
>JP vtuber fans in an EOP general
pardun?

just woke up and finished archive reps i don't know what is real and what is shitpost at this point....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2878377
You dads don't know what I still have in store for (you)

>>2878419
Be blissful ignorant and assume that everything is shitpost.

look at all these new ip shitposts

>>2878298
>A random faggot who isn't even known in his own house.

>>2878298
>implying a dog even stands a chance.

>>2878419
Bea is unpredictable. She is the wildcard in this world. We should be grateful that she hasn't thrown us away...yet.

>>2878457
Beatani has long surpassed you watamage, she is more honest with her dads and knows she has freedom to do basically what she wants. Try anything you want, because she won't fall for it.

>>2878148
>>2878307
>We looked at the data

>>2878500
You couldn't just let that post die in silence right?

>>2878536
Oh shit!

Im not worthy of Beatani

>>2876731
The sheep and her have had some cute moments already, so the choice should be obvious between those two.

>>2878619
Based autists making friends with each other

>>2878619
Redpill me on that lesser sheep.

>>2877908
I just watched her Omori stream.
While hilarously faking that call with "Takuya" she said she would do her reps and take her meds. You guys are influencing her.

>>2878602
You were too foolish of a dad! Believe in Beatani and she will!

>>2878457
Watamages have no power here.

>>2878650
A girl with autism. She studies nihongo.

>>2878717
And she short with big tits

>>2878670
>>2878681
Should we make a cult around Beatani? Maybe we can even surpass the Watamage's powers

ssiiiiippp

When was her last self post?

>>2878737
If anyone hurts the bear dads will make Jonestown look like a fucking joke.

>>2878717
>>2878736
Wow, you guys really suck at selling things. I'll have to check her out by myself then.

>>2878737
Does Bea have any cool superpower? Also her outfit isn't really scary unless you're a gosling.

>>2878793

>>2878742
Bea no!!!

>>2878815
looks whorish, im in.

>>2878807
I was thinking about drawing her with a mahou Shoujo theme,.but I really don't know shit about that genre.

>>2878793
She's not really good, but her army of groomers will tell you otherwise.

>>2878793
I was trying to deter you.

>>2878888
>army of groomers
Ironic where we are right now isn't it?

>>2878884
Just watch any episode of Precure and you're set.
>>2878925
Yeah the army's the one getting groomed here.

>>2878793
She came from trash /wvt/ where the black bear and ayy lamo also came from

>>2878925
>he lacks critical information

>>2878650
I like her accent.

https://www.twitch.tv/eira_ch/clip/TamePeppyLemurFUNgineer-tLoPRWK0Vevld53b

>>2878964
dropped

>>2878964
>black bear
Who

Hey can you wvt cunts stop trying to hijack the thread?

>>2878955
She is being groomed and grooming at the same time.

>>2879041
seethe harder. we’re her dads too.

>>2878884
https://youtu.be/SX836fYQL4E

>>2878955
Yeah maybe I'll do that when I finish up the mecha. Thanks anon

Half of the posts in this thread are shilling random Vtubers nobody here cares about. Beatani already said that she doesn't want to collab with anybody just yet. The high amount of anons who don't know any of the memes in here makes me wonder of these fuckers have even watched a single one of her streams before shilling their oshi.

>>2879106
look at all the new ips, what do you think

Listen everyone bored in this thread, the bear isn't interested in collabing right now. She is actually against leeching from higher sub vtubers despite how much some anon want her to. If it happens it will be an organic thing, not from people selling their oshis. I'm sure your oshi is great, watch Beatani too and we can be friends.

>>2878792
We should use Beatani's internet powers to kill those Watamages

>>2879144
Based

>>2879106
/wvt/ consists of the most trash-tier fans on this site. Their threads are such complete garbage they know nothing other than shilling

>>2879106
>>2879144
It's not like random posts here are going to influence her. She doesn't read these threads nearly as much as some people think. Her English skill is way too low.

>>2879252
We can always switch to indonesian just to be 100% safe

>>2879252
>Her English skill is way too low.
Nah she’s actually pretty decent considering she’s Japanese

>>2879209
>most trash-tier fans on this site
That honor goes to hlg/hlgg

>>2879252
Know how I know you don't watch Beatani?

>>2879329
Decent at using machine translation maybe

>>2879252
The thing with english is that it's way easier to read than to speak/listen, if you add it's a low-context language like Bea said I'm sure she gets the gist of most posts even if she can't understand their exact meaning.

>>2879385
go back

This entire thread is the reason why the dads making the first generals explicitly stated that we shouldn't be making /yah/ threads when no stream is up or about to be up.

>>2879252
>>2879385
You've never even watched a clip.

>>2879426
You're right, it was comfy at first but constant generals get shittier when the main topic increases in popularity. This is a constant across the entire site but nobody ever wants to listen.

Say good morning to Beatani you useless dads!

>>2879426
It's time to return to tradition.

>>2879417
>>2879486
>Says something in broken english
>Muttered comment in japanese
>Keyboard noises
>Says something else in broken english
Totally natural english, not suspicious at all

>>2879507
That may be, but I don't exactly see how these threads wouldn't turn to shit eventually.


>>2879385
Neck yourself, faggot.

>>2873716
>go to sleep during stream
>wake up
>there's a new thread nearing bump limit already
So this is the power of the bear.

>>2879252
> Her English skill is way too low.

>>2879552
Go back to /trash/ faggot.

>>2875073
w-why is Yotsuba in the sky

>>2879676
Because she's a goddess.

Our daughter is big enough to have her first orbiting leeches and antis. We should feel happy dads. Now, all we need is a big gachikoi like Yukari to go to the dark side and we'll have a complete community.

>>2879716
kek, I remember that Pika posting anti,"She'll be forgotton in a month!!"
Oh how wrong was he.

>>2879802
I wonder where that fag is now.

>>2879716
Don't forget about Hanabi-san too. I also see him going dark in just a few streams

BEA'S SLEEPY VOICE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>2879426
Also the reason why collab beggers need to be dragged out back and summarily executed.s

>that voiced ohadayo
eroi

why was she sleeping

OHA
DAYOOOOOOOOO

>>2880189
Weekend hikki sleep schedule please andastand

>>2880297
shes definitely not hikki

>>2880189
because she takes multiple naps every day.

>>2880314
True, but I did give her a hickey.

>>2880448
Oh, sorry fellow dad that was me. She must have tricked you so you wouldn't be mad at me for making her late to the stream.

>>2880448
dont kiss her there dad, I cum there before

>>2878666
>You guys are influencing her.
That's just pandering to us because she knows the memes.

I kinda wonder if some wvt fans have ever heard a JP vtuber who relies entirely on machine translation. They take forever to type it, they need to hear it repeated back to them in a robot voice, they can barely read it and often don't comprehend what they just read. It's pretty different when you only use it to double check something you want to convey correctly.

posted that i was going out with friends last thread. looks like i missed a lot. anyways shifting my focus now from a beatani birthday zine to collecting and archiving anon made images for a similar idea.

>>2878249
no

>>2880655
Who? I know some like Haruka and Ui-mama have live machine translation. Speaking of, she's still live... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hr8nohDiPI

>>2880646
sorry I just moved from my phone to my PC

>>2880646
speaking of ips, what's the usual ip count in this thread?

>>2880779
depends on time of day, we hit 100+ earlier today

>3 hours and a half long stream
Good Lord have I missed out on that much after you people started to tell her about the difference between schizophrenic and schizoid?

Mori in 4 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIDg7AHmpfg
Watch Rene while you wait in 30mins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ7p0EXt26k
Or this Vsinger. All she does is sing. You can request anything, but I don't know how it works.
https://www.twitch.tv/thinkerbella
Polka's on, but she's playing >Minecraft
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_e_XLoOneA
Twapi and >minecraft in 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMJeULblZlQ
SOUL CALIBUR VOD if you missed it yesterday
https://youtu.be/wTyPcKNpIDM

>>2881207
Stop posting about other girls in this thread.

Well, that was embarassing. I apologize, dads.

>>2881241
>>2881242
I posted on the wrong thread, apologies.

We really need a secret dad discord.

>>2881253
>Sugar Lyric
no need to apologize

wow meidos actually clean these threads ig

>>2881295
Actually, I self-deleted because I posted on the wrong thread.

lewd tag

I have to say that Beatani's real voice is CUTE AS SHIT. Yesterday's stream was amazing.

>>2881329
thanks responsible anon. good fortune to you and your oshi

>>2881268
AWAY

>>2881268
>he is not invited

Do NOT jerk off to Beatani. I made that mistake and now only Beatani JOI and Beatani ASMR get me off.

>>2881743
This is no coincidence

>>2881743
わかる

Just IMAGINE how powerful she would get if she were to buy an ASMR mic.

I wonder if she can speak English with a normal voice or if the fact that she's only using it when streaming has permanently influenced her speech.

>>2881765
It's part of a grooming process. She will now slowly cut back on streaming and only perform ASMR after enough akasupa. An ASMR mic is just the beginning of the real torture.

https://twitter.com/beatani_ura/status/1385876999416082434
>confirms her ears are erogenous zones

>>2881872
I have some seriously nice tits

>>2881872
https://twitter.com/carebuArt/status/1385873740614012932
This is actually very good quality, wow

>>2881905
I also learned this today

>>2881872
BUT HOW MANY DOES SHE HAVE

>>2881942
Whispering in her ear (human) while caressing her ear (bear)

>>2881928

>ASMR roleplay of Beatani licking Listener-chan
I am already uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

>>2881872
>Boobs
>On MY BODY
Even as a girl I can't escape it...

I have gotten immune to all of beatanis bullying. She has broken my heart so many times but this time i did not believe it and of course takuya was made a ex boyfriend fast. She has fooled me too many times for me to get fooled again.

>>2881928
>No tail.
>Hair braid on wrong side.
> Ears too close together.
Otherwise, yes.

>>2881984
You will grow and harbor them for beatani's enjoyment

>>2881984
Post tits or GTFO

>>2882102
I think that post implied manboobs.

>>2881994
You guys are being too kind to her on twitter lol.

>>2882153
sometimes you gotta just take your daughter's shit

>Our reward for Beatani being late to the stream was ASMR
We need to keep forcing her to wake up early

Nobody is challenging her sensibilities. Have a lewd where her period blood drips down her leg while playing ring fit naked or something. I wonder if that would gross her out because it isn't really her fetish or if she would be intrigued by it.

>>2882254
It's pretty rare for artists to make vtuber art that could be unwanted especially of indies, hell I've seen many artists not even use the tag or just post it in threads and not on twitter

>>2882102
I don't think you want those.

>>2882368
>Listener-chan not being abused or on the verge of tears
Excuse me? Cursed?

>>2881994
>I have gotten immune to all of beatanis bullying.
Believing your fortress is impenetrable only means the trojan horse will be more devastating.

>>2882153
And on the chat too. I want us to fight with her in real time dammit.

>>2882440
I don't want to be mean to Bea-tan though.

>>2882417
I mean, what can she even do next? Start her next scheduled stream earlier than usual and pretend to be having sex without realizing that everyone is watching her?

>>2882368
Card

>>2882496
pretend?

>>2882496
Foolish dad. You'll be sweeping your mug off the floor by next week.

>>2882496
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP GIVING HER IDEAS

>>2882503
https://files.catbox.moe/bil941.png

>>2882496
Hiring a boy voice actor to be her bf 0_0

>>2882591
don't give her ideas you asshole

>>2882591
Just one?

See you on the next Gosling Genocide dads.

always remember to:
>sage (you)r post
>do (you)r draw/song reps for upcoming birthday
>throw away med
>peropero other's waifu
>ignore cringe people
>consume guro
>be based

Do you think Beatani hates me? She didn't like my post....

>>2882469
You're okay anon, kind dads are needed just as much as bully dads.

>>2882721
Yes. There's no escape anon.

>>2882721
Yes, we are laughing at you in the secret discord server
Sorry...

does she even know about us anons?

>>2882591
Having her actual dad play her bf

>>2882733
>>2882735
Come on, be serious with me...

>>2882796
hot

>>2882813
Do you like every Beatani post?

>>2876680
I know its probably a corporate move to get more eigo wallets and translations but I still feel bad bros...

>>2882832
of course and comment occasionally too

>>2882843
That Anon was mistaken. Yukkin is an indie vtuber. I found her a month ago and she is a nice person. She is welcome to foriegn fans and she even remembers me when I show up even though I don't talk very often.

>>2876731
Beatani + listener chan

>>2882974
Amogus...

>>2882849
Try being less cringe and more based.

>>2882974
Please redpill me on Listener-chan. I haven't able to watch bear as much as I want to because she streams in odd hours for me, but I want to participate too. You can always tell me to lurk moar, and I'd accept it too.

>>2883051
Listener chan is beatani's oshi, listener chan is (you).

>>2883051
Listener-chan is from her Twitter, not her streams, you have no excuse.

>>2883084
>>2883081
Oh. Her. Thank you.

>>2883051
Listener-chan is easy prey to sustain bear diet.

>>2883096
Beatani wants to impregnate Listener-chan too, by the way.

>>2883115
My wife (me) is not for eating.

Hello, organizer-anon from the Cirno's perfect math class project here. It's time to make another /yah/ sings project for Beatanis birthday. There has been discussion about what we will do but there is no consensus so here I have posted a poll at the end of this post but first I'll explain the two alternatives.

Alternative 1: Singing happy birthday in english and other languages. If we take this alternative I will want you to send in a voice clip of you singing happy birthday in english and if you are not an EOP also your local language. I will post a link as always to what to emulate but I know that some languages have more than one version of happy birthday song, so for the foreign languages the first one who sends in a submission to that language will be the one that sets the precedent for what to emulate for the others who wants to send in a submission in that language. The finished clip here will start with english with a big horde of dads singing and then trickling down to the lesser languages. I expect many languages to only get like 1-3 submissions so your voice will be heard quite clearly in that case. But in the english song your voice will probably be completely masked by the horde of dads singing. I'll also let you send a short voice clip under 10 secounds or so that I will put to the end of the video, this message is supposed to be congratulating her on her birthday in some way, but of course if you send in something too yabai I will not include it. All these voice clips will be put one after another in a long string of congratulations at the end of the video.

Alternative 2: Singing clover club. This is not so complex, it's just singing clover club together. If we take this alternative I will just post a link to the clover club video and that will be what you will emulate. The subsmissions will be you singing the vocals and I will put them together over a karaoke version of the song, the end result will be one big horde of dads singing the song, look up on youtube "/a/ sings" for what to expect this to be like.

Vote here, no vote manipulation onegai
http://www.strawpoll.me/42984199/r

(you have until the start of the next stream to vote, also repost this to the next thread incase I went to sleep)

>>2883138
Definitely want to do a /vt/ sings Clover Club but that can be saved for a separate occasion, such as 5k subs for instance.

>>2882796
So the opposite of Hana Macchia

>stream starts
>see this https://files.catbox.moe/tufg1v.png
wat do

>>2883138
will there be any subtitle for the non-english happy birthday song?

>>2883228
Move my hands fast

>>2883248
Yes, I will want the first one who sends in a submission in a language to post both the lyrics and the translation in english, both will then appear in the video.

>>2883228
I'd say join in but I see I'm already there.

>>2883228
UUUOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

Fell asleep near the end of her last stream. Wake up figuring I'll go back and watch it and when I do I see a mountain of twitter posts, a thread that went well past 1000 posts, another one already on autosage and two members posts

what the fuck happened

>>2883228
Уyoooo
Кoдoмo эpo!!!!
Кoдoмo нo oнaкa тo мyнe!!!
Эpo дa....

>>2876731
KOOPA AWAY
SEEP LOVE

>>2883430
I assume that you didn't watch yesterday's Omori stream, then.

>>2883432
ябээ

>>2883138
I can sing Jap no problem but I'm worried if others are able to sing along or not. I feel like I'm only looking for myself if I choose clover instead of birthday. Am I over concerning?

>>2883546
shitty jap has sovl
but it think for her birthday the birthday song is more appropriate

>>2883546
>but I'm worried if others are able to sing along or not
It's fine, some of us actually speak languages with phonetic writing so we're capable of singing in a phonetic language like Jap.

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1385909610666545155
Whenever she tweets only in japanese she seems to be just wanting to talk to herself, so I will reply you here:
You are doing just fine. Your streams are still a little rough around the edges, but I think that's part of your charm and it actually contributes to how comfy they are.

To the dads wanting to sing in Jap you can send in a japanese birthday song submission if it gets chosen.

>>2883138
any other indogs dads here? I think "Selamat Ulang Tahun" by Jamrud is the best version

>>2883138
>lesser languages

>>2884211
Oh shit I did not mean it that way. I meant lesser as in less users that submitted.

I NEED KOALA FACTS ONEGAI

>>2884428
Koalas are not bears. Go away.

>>2884211
My sides

>>2883430
Kino department was called in for the omori stream

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1385924255347396608
>I want do stream all the time expect when I’m sleeping
WE WILL NEVER BE SAFE FROM HER

Made a thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S91BZr5Myzo

>>2884632
>I want do stream
:DDD

>>2884640
This is the last thing we'll ever see before the final yab consumed us all.

>>2883138
If the happy birthday + greeting ends up chosen I'll definitely join

>>2884632
>Still tweeting
I DARE YOU to do a guerrilla stream, you coward bear

>>2884632
She really enjoyed her last stream I think, it lasted so long too she just wouldn't stop. Really wanna cherish this while it lasts.

>>2884777
That graduation part must've hit her quite a bit.

>>2884428
Koalas (also known as drop bears) are feared among wayward travellers, for they wait in ambush in the trees to drop down and attack humans. They have smooth, tiny brains and lack intelligence, as evidenced by the fact that their species kept eating toxic Eucalyptus leaves and getting sick, to the point they built up a resistance for it. They are also Australian, so avoid letting them have access to the internet at all costs.

She's gonna leave us the moment hiroshimoot pays attention to her...

>>2884777
Honestly this all feels too good to be true. I'm ready to wake up from the dream at any second.

I want to watch Beatani all the time except when I'm sleeping

>>2884793
That was pretty funny. I'm glad chat united to bully her for once

>>2884710
>confirmed menhera
>stopped taking meds
>last stream went nuts
Got this feeling that she might end up the same as Terry, but that's just a feeling.

>>2884795
>They have smooth, tiny brains and lack intelligence, as evidenced by the fact that their species kept eating toxic Eucalyptus leaves and getting sick, to the point they built up a resistance for it
You forgot the part about the koalas eating shit directly from their mother's asses to built up their Eucalyptsus resistance
KOALAS LOVE

>see her RTing old posts
>think it's cute that she's reminiscing
>she's just feeling bad at the realization she was always a shitpost bear
she does know that's why we love her, right?

>stream starts in 8h
>it will be 5AM
>she just started shitposting on Twitter
I don't know dads

>>2885072
She naps during the day, so she doesn't need as much sleep at night.

>>2885072
I hope she doesn't try to force these super-early morning streams for EU dads, call me crazy but the ones that were at late night in JP were already doing a good enough job in that department and as fun as the "omori" stream was it can't be good for her mentality to be consistently late to streams because she's forcing herself to do them at like 5 AM

>>2884640
>Tips
>Brave browser user
Based.

>>2885116
I agree, I don't want her to force herself to wake up so early.

>>2885116
late night jp might work better, but i think she might be competing in time slot with too many holos which is why she keeps the streams early morning jp

>>2885072
EUdad here, waking up at 5AM is fucking crazy and she shouldn't feel forced to do it for us. I'm perfectly fine watching her streams at the afternoon or even midnight

>>2885116
Yeah, late night JP streams are just fine.

https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1385932172217917445
Go to sleep kusokuma!

>>2885072
>>2885194
There is 0 indication she's forcing herself in hours to please EU viewers, it may very well be her own very schedule as she described early.

>https://twitter.com/beatanichisato/status/1385933120780718081
IT'S FINALLY OVER
...right?

>>2885245
shes not wrong

I really don't know what happened to this bear. Is this like having a child go from being a sweet toddler to a rebellious teenager?

>>2885301
>The first two replies are those creeps

>>2885294
>There is 0 indication she's forcing herself in hours to please EU viewers
Except when she was laughing at how crazy the idea was.

>>2885294
I mean, this is from her post about this week's schedule:
>Therefore, I think it would be possible to do stream for CST at 5:00 in the morning Japan time. At this time, it is usually 10:00 pm in Europe.

>>2885312
atleast HE wasn't there

>>2885312
I would have thought the last two days killed all the goslings. I guess another extermination round is in order.

>>2885301
You just know she's gonna post again in an hour.

>>2885171
morning streams are fine, I'm just concernfagging since she seems to be beating herself up a bit over how scuffed the last stream ended up being (despite everyone enjoying it)

>but i think she might be competing in time slot with too many holos
I get the logic, but the thing is people that want to watch holo want to watch holo, and people that watch indies want to watch indies. obviously there is some overlap but I think most people that like indies will prioritize them over corporate vtubers when push comes to shove. the kinds of people that see beatani and... I dont' know, pekora for example, are streaming at the same time and decide to ignore beatani in favor of pekora are a minority. at most they'll multi stream drift.

I was thinking about our usage of Nortons. Here's what I came up with:

What is a "Norton"?
A Norton wants to win over his chuuba of choice. He is the dominant part of the relationship, using high tier banter to assert his position. The Norton has nothing left to lose and is ready to crash his chuuba with no survivors.
A Norton will not hesitate to punish his chuuba for misdeeds. He pities the Goslings and will kneel before no man or chuuba.
The final stage an anon can reach when it comes to being part of a chuuba audience.

>>2885309
if you can't handle the bants you don't deserve the bear. that's just the way it is.

Really? One dude posts his merch, and he HAS to be morbidly obese?
I know we joke a lot about being ojisans and whatnot, but that's really not a good look. I just kind of assumed most of you guys were... Normal.

If you're reading this, I'm sorry but you should know why it looks bad, just take a picture of the shirt itself or something. Good on her for responding to it I guess.

>>2885573
I think you got it wrong.

>>2885573
>He is the dominant part of the relationship
We have no such things here.

>>2885605
Looks like a dad to me, I expected everyone to be scrawny teenagers.

>>2885605
im gonna buy the merch just so i can take a picture with it on my bed