/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wow
no one cares

Nobody cares faggot

ogey

no1cares

Nice poem huhaha

>>2919137
So whats your point?

>>2919137
>ITT holofags pretending not to care.

The faggotry of OP

>>2919137
Lets fucking goooooooooooooooooooo

ogey

>>2919314
>Holofags also endorsing containment breaking now
I thought you called everyone who did it a SEAmonkey but now you praise one of them doing it just for the lulz?

>>2919137
What the fuck did you say about me sunshine? You got a dream? I'll have you know that a realness bringin' shinigami bent to no laws, meant to kill this mental illness fashion trend with both claws. I'm gonna make that shit poetic, if you're smart then you'll get it, remember Mori is the one who said it. You are nothing but a pretty boy nothin', you ain't got shit to spit, or say. I will slip your soul into my pocket and flee the scene, there is no stopping manifest destiny. But do you really gotta say it over the internet out loud? Think again, suckerz. As we speak I am contacting three females causing a bit of neighborhood hysteria and your IP is being traced so you better prepare an "old-fashioned,", the soul-snatchin', much prefer the scythe slashin' to dome blastin', Master of murder! You're a fucking "ace", kid. I can't knock the hustle, but I can knock your teeth in, and I'll do as I please still sipping "casual-teas" while flipping bird to the bees to get ya weak at the knees! Not only I am the Queen of the Sad Boys, but I'm a vocals gangsta as can be, and I'm still "moe" as FUCK, and I will use my full power to hit'cha on the blind-side, death gotcha shanghai'd, not inclined to cry about the everyday shōganai. Lesson: when lashin' out, best be choice how you deliver, because a bullet to the brain is bad for your mental health! But you couldn't, you didn't, and now a blood price is to be paid, but I promise, it's worth this on-demand-homicidal-circus, you goddamn candy-coated bitch they can adore on. I will cock my uzi, grab my knaifu and stab you like a yandere"¡Ándale!" Bitch I'll end yo' laifu! You reap what you fuckin' SEISO"!

Hey OP check this out it's called "watamelon". It's a portmanteau of watame + watermelon. The image is a photoshopped version of the sheep pokemon with watame's face plus a watermelon. I think it's pretty neat.

>>2919457
I never understood this about watamelon. Why is it Wooloo instead of an actual sheep? Are real sheep not round enough for the photoshop job?

>>2919572
XD

>>2919137
What happened OP? did you realize people look down on you - and it was all too much to bear?

Vsh*rts will always have low subscriber numbers
Vsh*rts will always have low views
Vsh*rts will always have low superchat numbers
Vsh*rts will never get a collab with holos that aren’t Ollie because none of the girls and management give a shit about them
Vsh*rts will continue to beg
Vsh*rts will always be a failure
Vsh*rts will always be seen as bootleg Hololive
I will never watch a Vsh*rt stream
I will never reply to a Vsh*rt post
I will always wish for graduation of Vsh*rts
Vsh*rts posters will always be shitposters and falseflaggers trying to get (you)’s because not even Vsh*rt posters actually watch Vsh*rts, you’re just against the split because you love baiting with Vsh*rt images

Just look at the state of this thread
Hololive is an idol agency and yet i’m supposed to put up with Vsh*rt subhumans talking about how their literal who nobody who’s earning below minimum wage is better than my oshi? How is this acceptable?
Read the fucking room already meidos, nobody here watches Vsh*rts, stop letting them be used for shitposting.
ENFORCE A HARDSPLIT ALREADY, ANY MENTION OR IMAGE OF A VSH*RT SHOULD BE A 3-DAY BAN

Cool story bro.

>>2919634
No, let them in. Turn them into idols, whether they consent or not. I'm getting the mouse.

But she's cute

Being a hypocrite is my privilege as a human being and I will continue to do so.

>>2919634
this is the biggest cope I've ever seen. vshojo's number shit all over most of hololive's.

https://files.catbox.moe/ggvsx4.webm

>>2919405
uno

ok op, very cool

>HoloEN
>HoloID
Of all the things I care about this isn't one of them.

>>2920198
Don't make me bring up Marine and Coco for the JP talents you consider "better" faggot

>the year is 2022
>gura is hosting a member's only masturbation stream to 50k viewers
>the flood of UOOOOOOOHH is so massive, hlgg goes through an entire 1500-post thread in less than 10 minutes
>but it's ok and completely different from vshojo because gura is cute and funny
>they still make sure to go vshojo threads to call them whores, completely blind to their own hypocrisy
this is 100% gonna happen

>>2920267
Call me when it's Matsuri instead of Gura doing this

>This thread
Blow it out your ass, op.

>>2920239
I don't care about vshojo either. It's all the same to me, trash.

>>2920507
based contrarian

>>2920198
>>2920507
At least you're honest, I can respect that.

Seems like fans of holoen care more about this shit than holojp fans oddly enough.

Just let people hate in peace. What is wrong with you? Looks like you have some growing up to do.

>>2919314
>I took him from granite
That shouldn't have made me laugh.

>>2919572
Why does this shit make me laugh every single time?
Its so stupid and random.

>>2919902
Not true.

>>2919137
I hate on VShojo because the only thing they do on streams is watching YT videos

>>2920937
This. Then again Coco is doing this meme review for months now. I don't even know anymore.

>>2919572
XD

>blokes behind the fence
/vt/rannies
>watamelon sipping on some oj
holochads

>>2919137
If Pokimane put on a vtuber avatar she'd still be a twitch whore and that goes the same for most talentless westerners. It's a cultural thing and a way of thinking especially when it relates to kayfabe and not just one or two instances, and that's what makes them a whore. It's been known that those western whores would eat a shoe just to sell themselves out to the SJW crowd. In terms of Vshojo, they sold themselves out like whores when they cancelled the Nekopara collab because of some SJW finding them "offensive".

>>2921029
I wish the girls would play 100% orange juice.

>>2921068
>If Pokimane put on a vtuber avatar
She did.

>>2921068
reminds me of a certain shark whore

>>2921114
Sounds like jealousy.

>>2919137
Holofags are mentally ill trannies who try to sink every other competition for some autistic reason. They're like /v/ fags and more than likely they actually are /v/fags

>>2921114
fartemis would be more of an asshat than a whore

>>2921166
Don't mistake your oshi not having viewers for Holo fans wanting her to not have viewers.

>>2919902
Uhh no. Almost every single somewhat popular Holo averages 200k+ vod views. The most popular ones can pull 500k every few streams. The single most popular Vshojo can barely break 100k usually. Maybe if you're cherry picking the least popular Holos then they have comparable or superior numbers.

>>2921191
You don't even know who she is lel

VShojofag here. OP is a fag and not one of us. Have a nice day!

>>2919572
Wtf is that real?

>>2921227
What I do know is you're mad at Holo fans for her not having viewers.

>>2919314
>PHP 2,500
based kuya, for once
making me proud to be a flip

>>2921247
Easy there /v/ I know it's hard for you to comprehend hating a bunch of faggot fangirls while still enjoying the product of hololive.

>>2921295
pretty much this. hololive is fine. their rabid fans on this board however really makes the talent look bad

>>2921348
Good. If you don't like it, go back.

>>2921409
>YOU CAN'T JUDGE MY AUTISTIC FAN GIRL CLUB LEAVE NOW
>>>/reddit/

>>2921427
>redditor telling people to go to reddit
pottery

>>2921166
tranny this, tranny that
get some new buzzwords already, you underage tourists

>>2921444
>Not being a mouth breathing retard makes you reddit
/v/ please

>>2921444
>holofaggot telling anyone else to go back
hey, stop shitposting, you're missing the mem review!

>>2921475
yeah keep telling yourself that, mouth breathing retard

>>2921348
Holochads are the only reason you even HAVE a board to post on vshojo shitter. Know your place.

>>2919137
d'awww, did the big grumpy /hlgg/ meanies bullied you out of their thread? It's ok anon, you're safe out here

>>2921229
Melody is the cutest whore

>>2921520
our place is right here, holonigger, and don't you forget it

>>2921520
They had and still have a different board to post on.

>>2919137
>Always hating on western talents especially Vshoujo for being "whores"
You are mistaking 4chan for "the entire fanbase". Retard.

>>2921068
Pretty sure it's just because nyanners is an actual tumblrite. It is kind of hilarious how she did a 180 on loli shit but by then was already way too committed with her fake loli voice so now she just has to do it for the rest of her internet life. Forced to eternally pander to the people she hates.

>>2921744
Yeah she makes her hatred for cat girls and loli really obvious when she cancelled the Nekopara collab. I don't think in any of her streams would she ever value herself for being a cat girl loli. She's only doing her job to earn money, and bite the bullet no matter how she hates it. That's the image she's built herself and not many people can achieve that. She should've dumped the whole Nyanners name and moved on but no she wanted to cash in on all of that undeserved fame.

>>2921873
>undeserved fame
So, 99.9% of every famous person then?

>>2919137
https://streamable.com/l5fb57

>>2919137
>Gawr Gura doing bathtub streams
Because EN management trying to turn EN into Disney for kids, is getting very boring. But still, it’s not quite enough.
The problem with VShojo isn’t sexuality, it’s just they’re on Twitch instead of YouTube, AND I don’t find them as interesting. If someone complains that sexuality or boobies are evil as an excuse to hate, they’re probably low IQ Bible-beating SJW types.

>>2919137
>Gura made a lot of sexual jokes in the bathtub stream

Damn guess I straight missed all these. Literally the most sexual thing in the entire stream was Gura talking about how sad she was when the booby stress ball she got broke.

>>2921946
>>2919137
Most of the complaints about them being whores is the fact that the lewd jokes they're making sounds inorganic and forced as fuck and they're only doing that just to make money. It's like forced memes but on a vtuber level, so of course you wouldn't find them interesting.

HL doesn't try to cheese their audience like that and spam jokes to the point they're no different from doge and fbi jokes.

>>2922063
Is Gura emo?

>>2922160
Just gay

Personally for me, Vshoujo are just reaction streamers. I dont watch any watch along streams from the Holo's nor will I watch some twitch whores watch random videos on their stream.