/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Elves are the superior race and will inherit the planet and galaxy long after our mortal bodies have withered. Pelinal is dead.

>>29173995
Stop being racist, Tally Anon.

>>29173995
Based elf hater.

>>29173995
She's a house elf so it's fine. As long as she can still bear my children.

>>29174097
Stop betraying your race, Noel

>>29174097
Elves are the superior race, but they won't inherit the planet. That's the tragedy of their fate, and why they work so well in LotR and other fiction that copied this approach.

>>29173995
Dwarven hands typed this.

Is it true the Cover has to lock valuables away in a safe whenever she's around? I mean you know how elves tend to be...

>>29175237
TEST TEST TEST WHY IS THIS WEBSITE BROKEN LET ME SHITPOST AAAAAAAA

>>29174097
F*ck Th*lm*r

>>29173995
Half-elven slavery was abolished in 393 AD by Theodosius I

>>29173995
Yeah I'm sorry. She keeps escaping my sex dungeon.

>>29173995
elves thinks us mayflies are livestock

>>29173995
We're only racist ironically here anon. Did you not get the memo?

>>29175434
To the determent of us all, clearly

>>29175567
Lifestock is actually useful and desirable to have. We're more like pests, but elves love all animals and thus allow us to live.
Some of us may however be domesticated over time and become pets, albeit short-lived. I'm sure Flare-sama will be heartbroken once her human pet dies and she has to get another one.

>>29175361
Why? Usual reason.
Because someone doxxed the ay dee eff on /pol/ and so the Jay Eye Dee Eff's been DDOSing the entire site like mad.
In a word, jewseethe lol

>>29173995
She is Noel's property.

>>29175434
>Elv*s only need to rape a human woman or seduce a human man in order to secure freedom for their off-spring in perpetuity
Worst imperial decree ever, and we're on our 11th horse consul.

>>29173995
Oh, is that a filthy half-breed? Poor thing. It must've been tough growing up as the daughter of one who betrayed her kin. I suppose she's been raised properly enough to be considered an honorary elf, so it's fine if Flare does as she pleases. After a few generations of being bred by noble elven cock, I'm sure her descendents will fit right in.

She should be pregnant and chained to the bed.

>>29178462
hot

>>29178263
>makes this post
>posts a decidedly non-elven chuuba
u wot m8

>>29182342
Implying humans aren't the master race. Elves only exist to produce beautiful breeding stock with which to mate. Even Flare has her suitors, as expected of a woman with elven blood.

>>29173995
Uuuh... "Her kind"? Anon, mind explaining yourself there?

>>29186339
Dark Elves don't matter

>>29186339
You know... them... the knife ears.

AROUND ELVES

WATCH YOURSELVES

>>29186423
Good thing she's not one.
>>29188411
I didn't know you hairy midgets had internet underground. Don't you have stones to toss around?

>>29188670
Ah god anon put a spoiler on that image, this is a blue board!

>>29188670
Flare is her mother's daughter, but...she's still a dark elf. Even so, she's got a good soul and could easily find a human who'll have her.

>>29190287
She's not a dark elf nijifriend. Also, drop the larp, it's cringe as fuck.

>>29190936
>come to larp thread
>on the anime larping board
>to shit on larping
>because no fun allowed
Disappointing

>>29173995
why are dwarves like this?

>>29197432
Why would I subscribe to that... thing? She won't even get those repulsive ears removed like civilized elves.

>>29197660
Agreed, the cat ears are awful. Her knife ears are much cuter.

I hope there are elves in heaven.

>>29173995
She gets a pass because of her thighs

>>29207239
it's true that her thighs are quite massive.

I like how you get triggered over a fantasy race or even a tan
"oh no If I go outside I might turn into a nigger"
wow

>>29173995
>Shouldn't she be back in the kitchen or in the fields with the rest of her... kind?
Yes.

Never trust an elf.

>>29207405
Who are you even talking to, anon?

>>29207376
Yes they are

>>29207691
Perfection

>>29174097
ive seen enough porn to know that elven boys are either pathetic excuses of men or are tiny boys with fat cocks, meanwhile the women look like noefureas child

>>29208027
Elves, dark or otherwise, exist solely to be bred by humans.

>>29173995
>Singles out Flare
>When Lamy and Aki are elf VTubers too
Anon do you want to share with the rest of the basket weaving anons, what your actual problem with Flare is?

>>29209699
It's probably because Lamy and Aki have such vanilla personalities, while Flare is a bit darker and more complex. Some of us prefer that type of character.

>>29207691
Sweet jesus

NNNNNGH

>>29174097
Pelinor was a gay robot and got short circuited from a cumshot

>>29197222
Because they are still buttmad about being put in camps after stealing all the elves' money through interest rates

>>29212675
Cool it with the anti-dwarven remarks. Those interest rates were fabricated. The elves started it.

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