/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Vtubers are surrogate girlfriends. If you watch male vtubers, it means to you are gay, simple as.
>Muh talent, Muh humour, Muh entertainment, Muh friendship, Muh personality, Muh hard work, Muh consistency, Muh streams
None of those things matter in the least. If you are actually entertained by vtubers, you are a moron and a pleb.

Go watch regular streams on twitch if you want men to faun over.
Vtubers are just not made for it with being a fagnet

>>29526689
Hololive has shot themselves in the cock

>>29526689
Good on you for realizing that you're a faggot, personally I'd rather continue watching cute girls with cute voices doing cute things

except none of them are as funny as pekora

>>29526689
>Watching male vtubers has made me realize what actual streaming talent looks like
You didn't know what male streamers were like, how?
It's always been the case that we compared female vtubers to female streamers and vice versa, which is why it's supposed to be common knowledge the benefits of the avatar for women and why there is no benefit for men.

>>29526914
The vtuber you are watching probably talked to a male at least once in her life and it wasn't you. That means you are a cuck

>>29526689
Cool, more Peko for me

>>29526689
I know how you feel. When I was still feeling passionate about certain female vtubers, I watched all of their streams, I felt like everything they do was great. But now? I feel like they're all boring, it's like they're not even trying to entertain the viewers.

>>29527191
>You didn't know what male streamers were like, how?
I can honestly say I never watched streamers until I learned about Vtubers. I didn't even know Twitch was a thing until around 2020, despite (for context) having a youtube account since 2007. It was a whole other world I honestly had no idea existed.

>>29526914
Gura will NEVER be as big as xqc or any other twitchbro cope and seethe cumbud

>>29527231
That strawman definition of unicorn is intentional right? You wouldn't intentionally attack a weaker argument, when you could attack the best arguments would you?
He didn't say the women behind the vtuber are the surrogate girlfriend. He said the vtuber is.
Even people obsessed with rm stuff only know other internet personas, they don't know real names or anything.
All that matters is the content.

>>29526914
VTubing makes you harder to dox, gives you a theme to meme off of, and allows you to stream in your pajamas like the true work-from-home dream. As it gets more normalized the only reason to use a facecam over an avatar is narcissism or a strange desire to get swatted.

This argument that VTubers must be BFE or GFE is absolutely fucking retarded, why are anons this insecure?

>>29526689
>Watching male vtubers has made me realize what actual streaming talent looks like without relying on a cute girl avatar to pick up the lack of actual personality and skill.
But they're using avatars to look prettier and bait fujos?
Real men simply stream on Twitch and get famous by being entertaining, even if they look like incels. Stars or Nijis need companies to boost them up and carry their asses.

>streaming
>actual talent
kek

>>29527578
Gura is already the biggest vtuber ever, that's more than anyone else can say.

>>29526914
Parasocial relationshios with streamers did not start with vtubers or women, anonchama. There have always been schizos who think that the Twitch streamer clown is their close best friend, and if you follow regular streamers you would know that they bring this up from time to time.

>It took /vt/ and their retarded asses this long to realize why people like summitg and asmongold are a thing

>>29526689
>It's no surprise Luxiem lapped the other nijis
Retard. Luxiem is basically the same old formula but for girls.

>>29526689
>who is Mito or Noraneko

>>29528080
Someone who is going to graduate any time soon and an EOP filter.

>>29527657
Eh, not really. Most people still think vtubers are cringe. They would prefer no camera over vtuber avatar, probably.

>>29528358
>Most people still think vtubers are cringe
Because they look at them and see 30+ year old women forcing themselves to talk like babies to appeal to people that are way too deep into the otaku rabbit hole.

>>29528543
How do they see that?

>>29528627
Wit they eyes fool!!!

>>29528543
But they see nothing wrong with faggots pretending to be 2D pretty boys? So most people are actually normalfag women?

>>29528080
literally who ?

>>29527475
The only female chuuba who legit still qualifies as good entertainer is Korone, the rest are lowtier indeed if compared to guys

>>29528080
No one care about your random 2view stop advertising

>>29528543
>30+ year old women
If only
Nowadays it's mostly zoomers with no life experience to bring to the table

>>29528358
See >>29528543
That's not an inherent property of VTubing, that's just the current perception. There ARE a lot of chuubas pandering to simps that scare people away, but the likes of Tempus have the potential to change that perception if we can get enough eyes on them.

>As it gets more normalized
I didn't mean to imply that it already was, my point was just that there's no inherent downside to it, just the bad impression normies have from coomerbait streamers.

>>29528768
I'll just pretend you answered my question properly.
It's been a mainstream opinion for a long time that an adult woman acting like a child is charming. A good, well clipped example would be the How I Met Your Mother episode 'Baby Talk' https://youtu.be/NYjvOIsoaxk
So it seems to me that in order for someone to perceive vtubers in such a way required a specific type of bias which is rare among men.

>>29526914
>smells like fragile masculinity

>>29529314
>smells like a butthole that can no longer fully close

>>29529363
>smells like inferior genes

>>29529525
>is brown

>>29529363
>>29529525
Isn't that how one should do it? Inferior genes in the butt and good ones where it can foster?

>>29526914
>Vtubers are surrogate girlfriends. If you watch male vtubers, it means to you are gay, simple as.
What absolutely no friends does to a nigger.

>>29529790
The problem with making assumptions like that is if the reader knows you're wrong then it implies the other guy is correct.

>>29529595
>is brown and fat and already seen in a con lugging around hololive merch

>>29529954
That's nice, you're actually brown though

>>29529934
Nigga, shut up.

>>29530038
yeah, that's you. Everyone already knows what you look like so don't know why your pathetic ass is trying to "cover" yourself in a mandolin crafting imageboard

>>29530238
Seethe

>>29526689
Tldr you're gay. Fuck off, shitdick.

>>29526914
How can someone be so wrong?

>>29530377
When someone is
>so wrong
(kek, are you a fucking woman?) it generally is a simple task to explain why.

>>29526689
Why do you think peko is the top JP girl? She seems to put on a character and actually put effort into entertaining people along with Marine.

>>29526914
Talk to women, I beg you

>>29530781
He did that, now what

>>29526689
You woke up to realize female streamers are garbage

>>29526914
get a hooker or talk to your mom(hooker), i think you havent talk to a woman in 10 years

>>29526689
That's because you only watch EN whores

>>29532605
Why are faggots like this?
You're not even pretending to be concerned which is what that type of meme is meant to do.
If you disagree with him and think he is wrong, show why you think that way.
Otherwise, me and most other people will assume its projection.

>>29532832
>Otherwise, me and most other people will assume its projection.
who cares? you're wrong, seethe

>>29529934
you are clearly retarded

>>29532969
actual crying

>>29526689
watch better chuubas

>>29532832
no point to talk or explain things to an idiot, if you don't get it they you are one of them

>>29533293
Aye alright ESL

>>29527104
all the "watch cute girls doing cute girl things" people end up going the tranny or the digibro route eventually
join the 41% already

>>29533088
pic unrelated

>>29533388
I'm slowly starting to realize this. Lot of those types are actually subhuman.

>>29526689
Watching a bit of male vtubers has made me realize that I really only like female vtubers and male vtubers have nothing for me.

>>29533388
No. I like cute girls so much that I know I will never be one, and I'm glad I'll never be a woman.
Reaching that for your projection might mean the idea is lying somewhere in the surface of your subconscious, by the way, so try to be careful around groomers.

>>29526914
Cock.

>>29528927
>random 2view
holobrony spotted

>>29533621
this

excusing the lack of quality because theyre "cute girls doing cute things" really only enables the mediocrity that pervades the EN scene nowadays

People can sense that it's junk now that they know there are better avenues of entertainment out there.

The accusations of homosexuality are unironic cope from faggots with mid taste

>>29533709
>spacing

>>29526689
my dude got so horny for anime girls he forgot personality existed

>>29533764
>he fell for the reddit spacing meme
ohnono

>>29533388
Normally I don't care about generalizations like that but this is so accurate it kind of creeps me out

>>29533929
Unironic cope from a faggot with mid taste.

>>29534093
are you actually seething about being called a mid taste faggot

rumao

>>29534180
actual crying

There is a definite "pretty female" factor for female vtubers. Or streamers in general. Males don't have that factor so they have to compensate with skill to entertain (you).

>>29534093
Repeating things doesn't make them come true, you know

>>29533764
since when have newfags made this determination? In 2016 this wasn't a thing yet.

It's especially weird because you can have tl;dr paragraphs with this exact same spacing style and that's somehow acceptable

losers are using vtubers as some kind of tinder for weebs because they can't get a girlfriend. They're not interested in vtuber content and just judge girls based on their "profile" and swipe right or left. Toppest reason why vtubing is so fucking shit right now

>>29534229
>actual faggot with mid taste

>>29526689
Why you even watch vtubers in the first place then? Just go watch regular streamers, this is probably not the place for you.

>>29534269
You know how I know you're a tranny? You didn't assume that flip was for humorous intent.

>>29534421
>mid humor

>>29528010
I don't understand why they are a thing. Why would anybody watch these unfunny morons?
The reason i watch vtubers is because they are cute.
What kind of loser sits to watch these idiots say lame annoying jokes ?

>>29534464

look! he posted it again!

>>29534421
Oops there buddy, you seem to be a bit way too fixated on a certain group of mentally disabled people. Perhaps you feel some sort of attraction for them, to the point where you want to see them everywhere?

>>29534562
seethe

>>29534329
playing games is not content, reacting to things is not content.

>>29534508
>mid oshi

>>29534628
>he says in a thread shilling faggots

>>29526689
Ogey faggot

>>29534717
> he says, being a faggot himself

>>29534596
Saying your emotions out loud is not the kind of thing mentally stable people do. Please take your meds and go to bed.

kek he's so upset

I may actually watch male vtubers if their audience wasn’t full of cringy yumejo women.

>>29526914
Anon, I know it's hard, but don't forget to take your meds

>>29534329
But I met my wife trough indie vtubers... she's a bit abusive emotionally but otherwise it's been great.

>>29536911
>she's a bit abusive emotionally but otherwise
Good job finding a menhera, moron

>>29529314
this is koyori's futa-cuming face?

>>29528627

>>29537390
I don't get it

>>29537390
>trying to appeal to 3dpd this hard

>>29526689
All those words just to tell us you're gay

>>29537390
we need to discuss the zoomer question bros

>>29526914
based as fuck

>>29526914
cringe as fuck

>>29526689
When will this homo astroturfing end? Why not just watch 3D men who do not have some bishounen live2d model and leave vtubers to those who want cute girls.

>>29538179
You should ask Cover that, not me.

>>29526914
Based only if your view on streamers in general is the same. Retarded twitchnigger kys otherwise.

>>29527636
>He didn't say the women behind the vtuber are the surrogate girlfriend. He said the vtuber is.
You'd have a point if not for
>za hando
and general roommate faggotry from this board.

>>29526689
>people who don't care about GFE will go where the real talent is
Most true part of this, people tried to dunk on Holostars EN before they even debuted but couldn't, because at the end of the day they were actually kino

>>29538612
The hand thing was drama because people argued about it a lot.
Time and hindsight suggests a large amount of those people weren't hololive/matsuri fans to begin with.

>>29533388
I wouldn't believe this if I didn't see it happen so many times but it is true

>>29526689
You forget to add that it only applies to EN and ID. HoloJP is actually entertaining, because not only they are funny, but also are great at playing anime characters

>>29526689
I'll take the bait. You're literally just getting the male equivalent. No need for a professional setup or even passable looks when you have an anime boy avatar. There's talent in just streaming games and talking. Nor is there talent in having a personality that appeals to a generic audience.

>>29538946
this

>>29533388
only troon I knew watched this shit too, eerliy accurate
vtubers are different however, they usually play games or do entertaining stuff instead of retarded SOL shit for literal children
you want to fuck or daughterfu the chuuba not /become/

>>29526914
>NOO YOU CAN'T BE ENTERTAINED YOU NEED TO HAVE SEX NOOOOOOOOO
kek

>>29526689
Luxiem are surrogate boyfriends, Tempus is where the actual streaming talent is at.

>>29526689
>Watching male vtubers
Fag

>>29526689
based

>>29526689
>Watching male vtubers has made me realize what actual streaming talent looks like
>It's no surprise Luxiem lapped the other nijis
Ah yes, I sure love pogging whie listening to rape roleplay audioporn. I also love ligma balls, deez nuts, and bottom jokes. Very talented indeed.

>>29540574
When the tempus Apex Collab segued a deez nuts joke immediately into an Italian stereotype, I knew these guys were the exception to the rule

>>29538790
Still don't understand why all of holoEN but Gura didn't catch this.
Most of them seemed to of caught on now with them trying harder than usual. But it is already too late.

I don't mind male vtubers, but I'd still rather jack off to the females

>>29533388
you see, the reason these girl animes generate so many trannies is not because it's girls per se, it's because they represent a fun, stable and wholesome environment that these poor mentally ill men are so deperately lacking and they associate this feeling of stability and safety to being a cute girl and think they will live this life too by becoming a girl
i doubt you could get this from vtubers who are far too real to be idealized upon to this level

>>29526689
>>29526914
You guys need to touch grass they are just people nothing special about them.

dude, what if woke was right? think about, trans v tubers which combine the best of both male and female. We just have to educate ourselves and ban the word trap. Finana was prob right about that since she is woke perspective, and maybe change a few more things, but it could be worth it. Its like stars and live at the same time.

>>29526689
why cant girls just be good at videogames - especially if its their job.

>>29541999
this post probably sounded really funny and epic in your head huh

>>29526689
pic unrelated I assume? she's funnier than any of Luxiem lol. I still haven't tried Tempus much, except Magni's sonic drawing stream which was fun