/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>choosing sides
I'll take my hag-loli pussy sandwich to stick my dick in between, thank you very much

>>29921064
hag... ouh is for degenerate

HAGS HAGS HAGS HAGS

a loli hag or a hag loli, both are good and can coexist

>>29921064
Hags no contest.

>>29921064
Uoh for sure, but even as a hardcore cunny connoisseur I still have great respect and admiration for hags and our hag-loving brethren.

Hags. If I want to uoh they better have the mind of a hag otherwise they are just brats and I absolutely hate brats.

>>29921064
Always hag

Hags, i dont like my women with no tits.

>>29921064
For me? Hags.

a cat is fine too

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>>29921145
This guy gets it

>>29921731
>Watame
Just a little more...

>>29921145
Based oyakodon

>>29921687
>If I want to uoh they better have the mind of a hag
so, lolibaba?

>>29921064
Thicc vs Stick?

>>29922048
Yes I am well aware.

>>29921064
Hags obviously
Mio needs to be impregnated soon before those eggs dry

I'm unable to have a favourite. I switch between hags and loli on occasion, because both are of high quality. I happen to be a large fan of high quality things, therefore I cannot choose just one. Other things I like are feet, which both loli and hags are good for, but I also like pubes, which of course hags tend to excel at it, while loli lack it

>>29921731
We REALLY need these four to have a bunny suit models, just do it already cover

>>29921145
Mom+Daughter combos are the best there ever is, older sister+younger sister is a close second.

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>>29922279

both
I have superior hyper virile seed that can impregnate a woman of any age at any distance

>>29921064
Sexy seductive women way above the legal age
OR
Commiting a literal crime

What a hard fucking choice, huh?

>>29922662
staring at a drawing is illegal? what shitty third world do you live in, bud?

>>29921064
Uoh will eventually be a hag but a hag will never be an uoh again. Also hags are objectively worse for obvious reasons.

>>29921064
Lolibabaas

>>29921064
Uohfags don't go around calling everyone grannyfuckers for not liking loli, while hagfags think the age of consent should be menopause and that everyone who disagrees is a pedophile. The latter are so vocally obnoxious, /vt/ will never know peace so long as they exist. Uoh wins by a landslide.

>>29921145
tpbp

Hags don't respect my time. They take things slow for the idiots who don't realize that once you've done something for 10 minutes you've accomplished 99% of what it has to offer.
Only with cunny can you find streamers who know how to stream and switch topics and activities to something entirely new after the requisite few minutes required to fully understand anything
I am not at my death bed, I'm a human, our mind and body is built to do ten thousand different things everyvdsy, not do 1. MOVE whore, MOVE. I GET IT, GIVE ME SOMETHING NEW TO STIMULATE ME. I'm tired of falling asleep during my supposed "entertainment", its like they think this is my job not theirs, but at least at my job I change who I'm talking to every few seconds

Im a hagfag but i only uoh for lap

>>29922700
>shitty third world
You know that loli shit is mostly banned in first world countries, right?

>>29921064
i'll be uohfag any day becuase i don't like tits

Hag
Loli
Lolibaba
Oppai loli
Oppai loli lolibaba...

>>29922769
You need to breed hags to produce new uohs who will turn into hags themselves. It's the neverending cycle of life.

>>29921064
cakes are the best, seethe about it loli and hagfags

>>29923740
Literally just UK, Canada, Australia and Switzerland. That's hardly 'most first world countries'. Overwhelming majority allow non-realistic, clearly fictional content.

I prefer cakes and hags, flatties just don't do anything for me.

>>29921145
tpbp

It just depends on design. I can be hard for both types, but it depends on how I feel about them individually.

>>29924305
Aren't hags just a subset of cakes?

>>29921064
My oshi was Aki for the longest time until she killed her momentum, then I switched to Botan. Marine is my second favorite so its safe to say that I prefer hags.

>>29927112
Your hags are young hags, do it really count?

>>29921064
The left side doesnt' even look hag

>>29927704
Regardless of appearance, she's in her late 30's

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>>29921064
Ouh. I don't care a even a bit about hags

>>29921145
This man is right, anything else is just low test

>>29921064
UUOH

>>29921064
la+ cause she successfully baited calli into outing herself as pedo on stream. You can't beat that.

>>29921687
when dealing with UOHs you gotta know what you actually gotta do: correction

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>>29921064
Side?

uoh is better because it will evolve into hag

>>29921064
Hags, but I have no qualms with ageplay.

>>29921064
hags and it's not even close

>>29921731
That sheep... the tasteful thickness of it...

>>29921064
hags
they can take care of you
they can cook
they have delicious bodies waiting to be ravaged
uoh is bratty, messy, unclean, not a proper lady, lazy, and has a boy's body.
hag > uoh

>>29921064
both good, animay girl with mid size body and boobs is trash

>>29921064
UOH will eventually turn into HAG. So UOH is the better deal.

>>29923740
I'm pretty sure they are not. The gov doesn't give a shit about some drawing

>>29940480
The fucking UN was trying to ban loli drawings, what are you on about
https://www.ohchr.org/sites/default/files/Documents/HRBodies/CRC/CRC.C.156_OPSC_Guidelines.pdf

>>29921145
Dangerously and unfathomably based.

>>29940817
>The UN
I see so the most useless organization on earth is against it. No wonder no one cares

>>29924600
Bro it isn’t banned in Switzerland

>>29943875
They are, but it doesn't mean their discourses are ignored by politicians
Australia and Canada are already globalist dogstates

>>29921145
oyakodon chads rise up

>>29945065
Duh. The UN has been doing this since the 80s, starting with cp and pedophilia in general. As much as anons don't want to hear it, the reason their precious loli is has been on the chopping block is because the UN gradually managed to force western aka US moral standards about the real thing onto countries around the world.

>>29944580
Ok you're right, my bad. It's so hard to get things straight as everything seems to conflate real CP, realistic but fictional content, and clearly nonrealistic content, so different sources give different reports to which country is legal/illegal.

So literally just UK/Canada/Australia. And maybe France; the situation there is a bit wonky so I didn't list it, need to look into it closer.

>>29927471
>botan
>young hag

>>29948799
Pedophilia is open on the UK rn
The muslins run grooming gangs on several cities, police and mps are together on it
Don't even need a cunny loisence m8

>>29949269
Sure, but if you get caught with an image of a sexy 2D loli, you're going to jail, and that's the part we're talking about here.

>>29949388
Only if you are white, yes

>>29921064
both

>>29924305
cakes are budget hag, anon.

>>29921064
All that is uoh turns into hag with time.

>>29936371
>has a boy's body
Where are you finding boys that look like this? Can you kindly point me to them?

>>29921064
Yes

In no alternate universe would I choose barely legal immature menheras over experienced women.

>>29960602
Would a true maiden like Lui really have experience with THOSE acts?

>>29960735
She's VERY experienced. She has a great coach.
me

>>29954026
Do not fuck the kitty

>>29921064
If you aren't prepared to spend decades carefully crafting your cunny into a peak hag then you deserve neither.

Hag is the way to go, unless you are a pedo

>>29922408
how about age gap sisters?

>>29969253
being double teamed by a oneesan caring and a bratty imouto...

>>29927932
source? please?

>>29969348
It's the cosplay darling show from last season, non-h

>>29969586
oh. disappointment is immense

>>29921145
Incredibly based and the only correct answer

>>29921064
what ever side Haachama is on

Uoh > Hag in the long term.
>Younger
>Smaller and skinnier so won't sag as quickly as hagtits
>Many more years before the wall hits
Even if they aren't your preferred type, uoh is an investment in your future. It's basic math and biology. That being said, I do love Kaela

>>29921145
basado

>>29922559
Based futa enjoyer

>>29921064
>hags

>>29921064
>hag=waifu
>uoh=prision

>>29921064
uoh, no question. hags are a scum stain left on the vtubing scene by the w*st.

>>29965236
ok, I will go for other hags instead