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I love Ina!
FLAMINGO CONFIRMED FOR EN3
I love the clock and the snake!
APOLOGIZE TO IROHANOW
biggg face
Anya flamingos what the fuck
Neck shaped like an ass!
Anya is an ass person.
>shaped like an ass
moom cute
Flamwenco?
Where is Gura?
She's into Lui!
>>30059598Anyer thread
Catmaid
SNOT no kizuna...
>Likes long neck and long legsNo wonder Anya loves Ina
I have long stick legs and a s-shaped neckb-bros?
my cute husband towasama...
Anya very cute
Gura will make an appearance
More Rust collab! You will enjoy your Ark replacement!!Anya's favorite animal is flamingo's because of interesting "anatomy". Why is this dagger cute bros.
Mumei doesn't have any birthday merch does she?
>Yagoos' illegitimate daughter.>Pride of Japan
When's Gura calling in?
SHE ISN'T FUCKING JAPANESESTOP CALLING ANYA JAPANESESHE'S FROM HOLOID GOD DAMNITHOLOLIVE INDONESIANOT JAPAN
yeah eagles are pretty badass to watch
ENTER PEKO-CHANENTER FUBUKIENTER AYAMEENTER GODZILLAENTER SOLID SNAKEENTER LELOUCHE LAMPEROUGE
I'm an eagle
eagol
I haven't watched a single Iroha stream since her debut. I avoid all collabs that has Iroha in it. I can enjoy Hololive to the fullest without "what's you're favorite food?" If i want that kind of mentally ill degenerate shit i would watch an ESL class. Can't wait for this good for nothing shame of japan to graduate or even better, die a horribly painful and slow agonizing death, while she is all alone, scared and confused.
I guess she never was canadian...
>anya enters>mumei speaks to her in japanese
>eat nothing but shrimp all dayFlamingofags your oshi?!
>30000000
>>30059843774 IS BASED
>>30059843>712It's truly a mirror...
>>30059843>774Yes
Matsuri is cute!
GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AME X GURA X AMEGURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME GURAME G
>>30059877>illegitimateDo your reps
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>videos of Eagles
>>30059882right now
>>30059873
gura will be one of the last 3 callers
Flamingo for ID3 confirmed
You did good, Ninja. Eigo jouzu. However, can you tell me what your favorite food is?
>>30059876>he missed the bday merch announcement
>>30059843>697can YOU speak eigo, JOP?
>>30059883cope weirdo
>>30059843>712WHAT THE FUCK DID HE MEAN BY THIS?
>>30059843>774NANASHIBASED
>>30059843>716More proof that Anya is JP
braised flamingo
REMINDER TO ALL NON-ANYA POSTERS. GLOBAL IS AN ANYA THREAD. POST AN ANYA OR YOU WILL BE PURGED.
>Anya was the one who got a 2nd EN Ark stream>She will be the one to get a 2nd EN Rust streamHOW POWERFUL IS SHE?
>>30059859I still believe.......
anya cute!
>>30059843>712Your meds.
>>30059914NANASHI-SAN?
>>30059911The true Chumbud anti
>>30059859SNOT is better without gura
Reminder that Ame never called in for Gura.
>>30059843>774>nanashiBASED
>>30059843>774Man of specific taste.
wah
>>30059895I won't stand for this you bitch, even if I know your joking. Where do you want to throw down?
Gura will call in. You will all kneel to the shark.
>>30059843>774 wants 774's panties
>>30059883Next you're going to tell me Towa isn't Japanese
>>30059876Mumei has no idea how to stop for the merch announcement. This is why it's usually scheduled in.
>>30059883Pfft, I bet you think Kaela is ID, too
Towa....
>>30059865SAN JUAN?!
>>30000000
>short brown hair do not care sisterwhat the FUCK did Mumei mean by this?
wawa
>No GuraIt's over...
gura not pretending to give a shit about the other girls just makes me respect her even more
>>30059843>774Great number, great post
>>30059957understood!
FLY EAGLES FLYON THE ROAD TO VICTORY
>>30059212>>30059283
>>30059993wtf did that tako's eyes just move?
>stalling for Gura
breakdance
>No TowaThank God
>Places birthday art on the table>Except Ame's, which she places on her headrrats?
Mumei is making Towa wait.
>>30059729I love Ina too!
twappi....
She's making towa wait....
I want to have sex with Towa
>making gura wait
GURA IS ON HOLD
GURA IN THE WAITING ROOM
Mumei... your shilling reps...
get to shilling, mumei
Merch interlude
when is ame elden ring?
>>30060038cuuuuuuuuute
Mumei...
>>30060063She really likes Ame
making towa wait..
Did someone say merch?
>>30059883Meds.>>30059928TAKE IT EASY
>>30060052widen her
>no gurachumbuds.....
TOWA BTFO
mumei is making towa wait...
M E R C H T I M E
>>30060036She hates anya short hair, and loves her loli oppai model
>>30060063Balloons float
Acrylic stand, wall scroll, fake owl glasses and an R hairpin set
>>30060045post catbox onegai
>>30060052I like that you kept the vertical height of the picture but I wish you would make it even higher just to increase the hilarity.
>>30060031damn that's a fucking good-ass get
>>30060045sauce?
Mumei's chuck e cheese background kills meBut it also looks fun
>>30060090>Kiara>Cute
>Mumei to manager: "SHOULD I SHILL MY MERCH NOW Y/N">Manager: "eh, maybe"WHAT THE FUCK
>>30059957
UWA?!
MUMEI IS GONNA SHILL
>>30060089she has to overlap Bae as per tradition so 1 AM EST
>>30059928one of these nights...
>The one asking questions in their birthday totsuHow does she do it?
Moichendising time!
>>29999999>>30000105God bless you man good get
ENTER PEKORA
>>30060063She knows true art when she sees it
where was the kiara video?
>>30060071Get in line
>>30060038wawa love
>>30059921Cute and lewd, a dangerous combination
>>30060063She loves Ame.
Good job coverhttps://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1555338763047280640https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1555338763047280640https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1555338763047280640https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1555338763047280640https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1555338763047280640https://twitter.com/hololivepro_EN/status/1555338763047280640
no plushie no buy
why did she leave towa in the waiting room...
>>30060143pick two
Can you believe Mumei made A-chan wait?
>>30060063Best gift by far
MOICHANDAISE TIME
it's a daki
>>30060140oh... that's what it's supposed to be? now I get the random FNAF talk earlier.
Mumei can't shill for shitbut I'll buy it anyways...
>>30059883
>>30060057>>30060081>>30060082This isn't healthy...
>>30060143Yes,
>>30060050Hail to the Redskins, motherfucker.
So far for the call ins...100% of active council called in100% of hope60% of myth
>>30060142explains why mumei's shit is always so disorganized even her manager doesnt give a fuck
LMAO GURA REALLY ISN'T CALLING MY SIDES
>>30060179
>>30060075>>30060081>>30060082>>30060057Wait did she say that?
Ayame calls in before Gura does.
>>30060052
>Mumei STILL going on after thisFauna isn't going to fucking karaoke today. Fuck me man. No Mariokart, no Karaoke, why even fucking live
Great selling pitch Moomers.
>>30060196its called neglect-play and its hot
>>30060160She learned from last time and took charge before Mumei could sneak past her defenses.
Mumei is so bad at shilling..I'll take two.
>>30060179Is that the box they shipped her in?kek
>>30060221HENMA HATE
show me the merch mumei
>>30060219commies*
>>30060179It's actually Gura.
Ayame is waiting hurry up moom......
>>30060047>my oshi is a piece of shit who cant even spare 5 minutes to even wish a happy birthday SOOO BASED
She kinda bad at this
>>30060179Time for quarantine
>>30060089amt+6 - 10pm pdt if she's not still potato
>>30060162IT WAS SO CLOSE GOD DAMNIT
>saved Gura for last to ensure maximum audience retention through shill sectionthis is why the milk is at the rear of the grocery store
>>30060233waytoobased
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH CUTE MOOMS I WILL BUY
PRETTY ART OMGGGGG
>NanashP>MumePWhat?
Crackshot rrat: The one in the waiting room is actually Aqua for some reason. or Ayame
Males aren't allowed to call. No Towa.
Don't make Ayame wait too much, Mumei. She's gonna leave.
>>30060213w-what did I say?
>>30060143Nice try but I know you're baiting for more cute Kiara images so won't post any, have a Towa image instead as punishment.
>>30060050FUCK THE COWBOYSJERRY JONES IS THE DEVIL
Dumbass.
>>30060063its clearly a hat
>>30060031God tier get
woah only polka called
POLKA REMAINS
>nanashp mumep
>>30060063watmei is the truth
Polka is always watching.
I hope Roboco calls in
CAM ON MUMEI
Why are you asking about gura? She's there, she's the birthday girl.
polka is the last hooman
Polka is too powerful to be erased
>>30060143Ja
>>30060295the milk isnt at the rear of my grocery store...
Shes making Lui wait
Nakadashi Mumei
>Polka remains
mooms... your shilling reps...
Nanashp Mumep
>NanashP MumeP
>polka still thereTHEY ARE?
Polka is always watching over her
POLKA IS THE STRONGEST
POLKA TIME
POLKAFICATION
Why did only Polka call in?
RATE THE MERCH
Art by Azure-papa it seems
>>30060219Based and 'Trail of Tears' pilled.Also fuck Dan Snyder with a cattle prod
>>30060267Fuck Snyder. Commanders is so fucking generic.
>>30060045SAUCE PLEASE
>>30060240it was revealed to me in a dream
Polka is cummingI am happy she has left a mark
>>30060112>>30060133
>>30060336Worse than Ame's first birthday...
>>30060248To enjoy Fauna's cute owl GF.
NANASHP MUMEP
>>30060307She is vocaloid producer
azure rathalos papa
hurry up mumei!!!
>>30060218>60% of mythWorst gen in hololive history.
>>30060248>Dex and Axel in 10 minutesFUUUUUUUUU
>>30060426based
if there's a daki i'll cut off my penis
>>30060248Blame Kiara for the lack of Mario Kart.
>buyable Azure stuffnot the biggest moomers fan but this is already tempting
>>30060388I love Nanashp Mumep
>>30060426perfect and saved
>Gura and Kobo didn't call inThey are having sex
>>30060321Based.
NOT LOVE
>>30060131>>30060137>>30060406that's the full pic...https://twitter.com/DasDokter/status/1506902241910804483
ohhh a plushie!
>>30060233based fr fr no cap
>no knife
IT'S MEH
Woman merch
Holy shit, merch I can actually use
/VANASHP MUMEP
Aaaaaaand it’s trash
>>30060433that expression is too erotic...
>limited editionhand signed?
>>30060437Mumep confirmed.
15$ bookmark lets gooo
>hootsieWHO
oh my god, moom
>A FUCKING OWL PLUSHIEwell, looks like we have another competitor
>>30060287The same second... but god those are some good digits anyways
>journalI WILL FUCKING BUY THAT AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>journal>pencil pouch>plushie>bookmark>limited edition signed postcardRATE IT
holy shit, this might be the best merch yet.
>No daggern-no...
HOOTSIES?
Mumep
>>30060464Literally nothing stopping them going ahead with the collab. I'll be blaming Watson, Fauna and Ina.
I'm buying the entire set.
This is far better than Ina's merch.
>>30060429I still remember the Reine call.
You know what?Has Mumei's artist really been around much?Every other member of Council, you see Soggy Mama go wild for her daughter, Wada literally masturbates to Kronii all the time, Pako is/was the most supportive ever, Mika even shows up every once in a while despite being busy.Does Mumei's artist?
HOLY FUCK EVERYTHING I PREDICTED
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>writing>in the year 2022holy god
>>30060255Sneaky ninja...
Kind of weak merch, but cute
What could be in Mumei's journal?
>>30060482The trinity of Council!
I'm not a woman, what can I do with this merch?
[Good news]One of the OG KFP (and the animator for several EN's MVs) has been saved from going homeless thanks to KFP money.
Feels like something that could be sold in an accesories store rather than random otaku merch, i quite like it.
>LimitedCAN'T WAIT FOR IT TO BE GONE WITHIN 50 FUCKING SECONDS AGAIN
HOO?
>>30060529MEH
will he call in?
>no dakiHooman bros... we lost...
Uh, isn't that design a little too close to the owl thingy from ToA?
>>30060529nice, looks normal enoughI can use these at work
>plushieFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
If I was still in school I would use that pencil pouch. A decade too late though…
mumei's merch is directed for a shota's back to school set...
meh. at least it'll be cheap merch
Between this and Marine's merch my wallet isn't going to be happy with me this month
Hoo the fuck is Hootsie?
This is for women
Ehhh, its ogey
How many owls died for Mumei bookmark merch????
I will buy this overpriced bookmark
>>30060529Genuinely useful/10, would buy for my own ADHD.
There's no gavel merch.....
>journal>pencil pouch>bookmarkI'm not in college anymore Mumei
>>30060479Kobo will call in.
She made it powerlevel friendly
>All of these women itemsAre hoomans all women?
I like the plushie at least
moomers your sales pitch reps
I can't buy this because I missed my oshi Gura's merch. Those are the rules
HOOTIE PLUSHIE I REPEAT HOOTIE PLUSHIE
honestly i'm not a big mumei fan but this merch looks good, might buy it
>limited edition availableyou better login to holopro store right now hoomans
I haven't used a pencil case in more than a decade.I haven't tried writing a journal in two decades.I don't read books.At least the plushie is cute, I guess.
Why is she releasing merch for elementary schoolers
>>30060482Cute!
>>30060484>carrd
Imagine writing in 2022
>>30060464It's Ina's fault for heading to bed instead of pushing through with the collab without Kiara
do you think they learned their lesson from gura's limited edition
Can any of you motherfucking sons of bitches explain to me- right the fuck now- WHY exactly do I not have Anya's toes in my mouth right now? Explain this bullshit to me
Well, it's better than Fauna's awful merch. I'd say still has the best merch in councilRyS.Bae > Kronii > IRyS > Mumei > Sana > Fauna(For bday merch)
>>30060572Isn't this the person who did shitty MVs
>>30060572I like KFP, they get shit done.
>limited editionwould be a shame if I bought 10 of them
>>30060547azure regularly appears in chat in her member streams
>functional merch>low powerlevelnot bad
that plushy better be as comfy as a squishmallow
>>30060572that's good to hear. I always liked her work
>that artAZURE PAPA NEVER DISAPPOINTS. HOW DOES HE DO IT?
>>30060570cut a hole in the hootsie
Polka will order 5 full sets
>>30060572This is great new indeed!
NO ONE READS ANYMORENO ONE WRITES ANYMORESHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN
>>30060570pencil bags are basically the same as shaving bags if you travel at all.
this merch is perfect for my autism!im not joking.
NOOOOOOOO MY WALLET AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You did buy mumei's hand written card right hooman?
>signed postcardsMUMEI IS AN IDOL LIKE GURA
>>30060625Mumei is
>>30060248Faunas fault for trying to leech views off mumeis birthday
>>30060426she's so far down there, I really really like this image.thanks bro
>>30060572>KFP moneyKiara hasn't commissioned her in over a year
>spoiled Mumei's caasual outfit PAPA NO
>JournalThe most useful merch I've seen outside of dakis.I hope it's like the Dr. Halsey journal where it tells a story before letting you take notes, but just a regular Mumei journal would be nice.
>handwritten autograph
Im gonna get a signed postcard just like I got one from Gura
The journal is genius
>I get to buy something that Moomers touchedYESYESYES
The nerves and voice shakiness is cute
Is this the first hand signed EN merch?
LOG THE FUCK ON HOLOPRO SHOP RIGHT NOW RETARDS IF YOU WANT A CHANCE AT THE GOODS
>>30060572YunYun LOVE
>inb4 Cover doesn't limit it per customer
No official onahole?
>>30060693Based Mooms
>>30060660bump my wife up
>>30060696meds
I missed it, how is Mumei's merch?
>>30060661no, that was lumina i think
I want the bookmark
>mumei tricked management intro making merch she can use for her collage
>>30060724Gura...
is gura actually death?
>>30060705Kiara =/= KFP retardchama
>>30060572Nice, was wondering what happened with her
>>30060724Gura, Mori?
>>30060705It's money directly from KFP, not sent to Kiara and then sent to Yuna.
>>30060661I'd hardly call Aikotoba tres and Goodbye Declaration bad.
>>30060705But Gura and other KFP have
>>30060660All of Council's merch has been better than Ina's god-awful merch.
What do you use bookmarks for?
>>30060759no that's mori
>>30060707Mumei as tradwife for casual outfits would be amazing.
>>30060665That's enough, then, I'm pretty sure Council has the single most involved HoloMama/Papas in terms of design in all of Hololive.
>>30060661Aikotoba III is fucking great
>>30060724Nenechi...
>>30060716if you cum on the autograph, it's basically like she gave you a handjob
>>30060661No?
>>30060748Collage of what?
The next EN birthday is Ames in 5 months btw
>>30060705You're fucking retarded.
Cover didn't limit them again, did they?
>>30060709I agree completelyThe bookmark is nice too
>>30060572based Yuna, based KFP
>>30060716i will scrape the dead skin molecules and preserve it for the future
It's like the home shopping channel
>>30060705Kiara wanted her for mv's but she was busy. KFP directly commissioned her though.
>>30060724Chammers...
What the fuck is a journal?
COLLEGESISTER WE WON
>>30060529>plushfuck me
>>30060587Let him go, Bae...
>>30060661Yuna's MVs are fucking great
>>30060724Towa...
This is so cool, sadly I'm a poor collegefag
>>30060705He said KFP, not teamate
>journaltiny notebooks are my weakness holy shit
>>30060661No.
>>30060780Saving websites on your browser.
>>30060785based lore enthusiast
this looks very cool
but here is where i write all my hideous dark thoughts down why would i need a journal
Is hootsie actually canon, what the fuck is this shit?
>>30060780Save porn
>>30060783Ina had to see-saw because she has the best bday merch in hololiveEN history, so she had to release weak merch the next year.
>>30060790god I am reminded that one time gura was obligated to finish a minecraft project
>>30060558I just doodle dinosaurs in mine.
>>30060780keeping your place marked as you read Der Untergang Des Abendlandes
>>30060455Gee I wonder why Kiara didn't call in, the bitch.
>>30060828its like a blog but made of trees
Journals are just evidence against you later
Keep in mind you less have 50 seconds to buy hand written autographs, you better be refreshing and have your card info saved in your browser. I am not joking
>>30060783t. doesn't do his laundry
Someone is going to write their manifesto in one of those journals and commit a mass shooting
>>30060709I use my Ame mug every day
>>30060759
>>30060808The hand signed ones are limited, since Mumei doesn't want carpal tunnel.
GURA DOOOOOKOOOOOOO
>>30060570Shooty the hootie
The journal cover looks great but I’d probably put a normal journal inside and keep the original one at home
Don't remind me about limited sets.
>>30060771>>30060772>>30060781>>30060826>>30060842ME ME ME, just like their oshi
Dear Journal,Today Mumei was cute.
>>30060660>>30060783REMINDERYOU ALL THINK THAT HOLOLIVE CAN HAVE BAD MERCH AT TIMESYOU'VE NEVER SEEN "BAD MERCH" UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THE COPY-PASTE MERCH OTHER GROUPS HAVE TO DEAL WITH
Femhoomans are gonna eat up this merch aren't they
>>30060793You won't trick me, tribute-hooman.
I love Nanashp Mumep
>>30060886no... my immersion
>>30060876heh
>>30060865mirror
>>30060804EN3 will have one with a birthday in November.
I'm going to fill this with my mumei fanfiction.
>>30060783Do your laundry, stinky
I'm a little bit disappointed at the merch. NOBODY WANTS PAPER MERCH!
>>30060886
>>30060705KFP commisioned her for KiaRyS art.
>>30060865>826based
I want boomei plushie
>>30060702save it friend, it's all yours
>>30060572nice
>>30060906
>>30060828
>>30060870dinosaurs are still DUMB
>>30060876>Almost burns her house down>OH NO I CAN'T CALL IN AT 5 AMWhat a whore
YOU JUST KNOW
>>30060759she is shark
Why does Mumei just assume we all have dark thoughts?
>>30060828It's like a diary but sounds less gay
>YJK
>>30060867I used to wear her bday hoodie all the fucking time until the weather became the surface of the sun. Im not even a tako.
someone's gonna fuck that plushie
>>30060909>JP merch>it's a keychain and some dumb emblem thing>Again
>>30060793I will NOT become another image in your hard drive, hooman
ayame is the next caller
>>30060865the fuck does the regular horse mean
>>30060870oh I remember you
>>30060886What am I supposed to see here
>>30060804its gonna be a real stale 5 months huh
>>30060432>Fauna's cute owl GFMumei thinks Fauna is creepy and annoying. She's uncomfortable with Fauna constantly clinging onto her and intruding into collabs then saying really weird fucked up shit that just kills the whole vibe. Were you even watching the call-in? Mumei was clearly super uncomfortable and wanted to move on to the next call and Fauna just couldn't read the room and sent Mumei that disturbing picture.
>>30060881i've got my bot ready to buy 30 of them
>heoh
>>30060913Fem?
>>30060906C R A C K E D
good night hlgg~ imma switch to the other general and go to sleep after the crab fight
>>30060977I haven't seen anybody fuck their takos yet.
>>30060823Cloning Mumei from trace DNA!
>>30060936Fuck off, I like paper merch.
NOBLE MUMEI, SURELY YOU WOULD NOT TURN ME INTO A MARKETABLE PLUSHIE
>>30060876We all know kiara is too scared to put fire in the ovens. She's not based at all.
This merch doesnt fit mumei personality, its way too much souless
what the fuck? that thing is massive>>30060888
>>30060966because she puts them in there
>>30061002Its me
>Hootsie not FriendI would've preferred a Friend plushie
>>30060893Snot is officially disbanded, it's Not now
>>30060990>ayamei believe
>>30060998because no more fake bdays?
>>30060892Pretty sure he's talking about Gura's signed merch last time, where the limit was fucking 10 per order and they sold out in seconds.
>>30060977my little owlhole
>>30060906Oh nyo~ he's cwacking~
Where's Haato?
>>30060865I don't get it, did he link a doxxpic or something?
>>30060999Just like my first holoship>t. OG takamorifag
>>30060949Kek
>new outfit in a few hoursare you ready to see that he is a man
>>30060828Do zoomers really?
i already have one of these...
>this confirms that hoomans are all cute girlsHOOMANS PLEASE BE MY GF I HAVE A BIG COCK AND I'LL HELP YOU SUPPORT YOUR OSHI
>>30060879When I was a teenager my father encouraged me to keep a journal and then later stole it when family drama went down. I've never fully trusted him since. I'm a man.
Uhh, Hoomans? Who's Paulie Esther?
>>30061046Just buy a paper bag bozo
>>30060909you should just be a fan of the manwhores so you can get non copy-paste merch
WHO TSIE?
>>30060957Fuck you.
>>30060992ex-unicorns
>have every plushie except the kronieI was a fool... Kronie needs to graduate so I can they can put her merch back up for sale.
>>30060828It's like a notebook but with a hard cover
The journal is actually pretty nice looking
>>30061016a kfp already did
It should of came in a paper bag shaped like friend
>hootsie has a loading on his forehead
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/nanashimumei_bd2022https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/nanashimumei_bd2022https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/nanashimumei_bd2022https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/nanashimumei_bd2022
>>30060998Reine's birthday is always nice
>>30061085Yeah, my husband (female)
>>30061046>buy a paper bag>cut out eyes>add some tape>draw a face and friend in nordic runesBoom, instant friend.
>>30061036retardchama...
>it's all things made for woman
STOP MAKING SHIT FOR WOMEN YOU DUMB WHORES
Can I lewd the Rrat mom here?
>owning more than one pen>owning pencilswhat the fuck am i gonna put in this thing
>>30061058>fake name>fake lore>fake designwhat's wrong with having fake birthday?
>have to buy everything for the moom autographHand signed merch is a little hard to pass up, shame that most of it I won't use. Bookmark is cool though
>>30060783You should see the niji merch productionline. Hololive is practically revolutionary compared to that.
>it's actually metallicOh, so it's a knife
That bookmark is an instant buy for me
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LINK TO THE MERCH MUMEI
how fast will mumei's stuff sell out?
That's fucking metal.
mori looks cuter than usual here
I was supposed to use this money to fix my teeth but nevermind I'd enjoy moom merch instead
ITS UP>ITS UPITS UP>ITS UPITS UP>ITS UPITS UP>ITS UP
I Approve
>>30061099When I was a young boy my father took me to the city to see a marching band. He said "Son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned?"
You’ll regret not keeping a journal when you’re old and forgetful as fuckt. ojisan
>>30060938Oh this one? That's pretty based
>>30060572>KFP jannies getting paidmore than we can see for a certain website
Bets on who's in the waiting room?
>>30060828You know how nowadays you need to have passwords with 20 characters, capital letters, numbers, and symbols? And you need to have a different one for each website? Well, you'd do good to write them down so you don't forget them.
>>30061160you forgot about the fleshlight
>sold outjust kidding but I did get mine go try
>>30061195do NOT use the feather to kill
>>30060909This
>>30061167They're making stuff for themselves you colossal retard. Are you telling me you wouldn't make stuff for yourself if you had an opportunity like that?
>>30061167Piss off, I still read physical books.
Heat it up. You heard mumei.
>>30061167>Only women write and read
>>30060804haha... can't wait...
>only 80 dollarsyour oshis merch is nice hoomans, hope you enjoy it
MUMEI'S SIGNATURE IS MY MOTHERFUCKERS
HAHA IT'S LIVE HOPE YOU ENJOYED MISSING OUT ON THE LIMITED SET, DUMBASSES
Wouldn't the bookmark be too heavy and fall out of the book?
>like certain person's backbrutal
>>30061171idk, snacks, drugs, small mice?
>>30060572Yuna 'wawas are some of my favorite 'wawas.
>>30060876She would call from her burnt down house at that time if it was ame
>>30061231Sucks to be you.I can't forget anything even if I want to.
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/nanashimumei_bd2022https://shop.geekjack.net/collections/nanashi-mumei11,300 JPY. Limited available if you're fast.
>>30061260Will everyone call in this time?
>>30061214Can she really use cover property like that?
>>30061260Next one will be great
>>30061255holy shit this is fake right? last time i ever fucking complain about holo merch
>>30061167what item there is even for women?
>>30061256Femsapling what about your finances
>>30060988cute wawa
>>30061167Yeah they need to make cock rings for us men watchers
WHAT THE FUCK
><Purchase Limitations> Birthday Merch Complete Set Limited Edition: Maximum of 5 sets per purchaseWHY
DON'T FINISH IT
>Birthday Merch Complete Set Limited Edition: Maximum of 5 sets per purchase.make it 2 you fucking retards
>>30061235
GURA PLEASE CALL IN I NEED TO SLEEP
>sold out
what is Mumei even saying?
IT SOLD OUT AAAAAAAAAAA
>Maximum of 5 setsbetter than 10 I guess?
>>30059843>712Can you see it Shinzo san? your messages did reach some of your people there is still hope
>already sold out
>Making fun of Sana's back.Uuuuh, rrats?
>limited sold out instantlyMother fuckers
>>30061166>>30061167What's wrong with having a journal? Sometimes you just want to write about your day somewhere, same reason why people blogpost here or reply to surveypostsThere's nothing wrong or girly about it
>>30060864He came in with the NY outfit.
>>30061231>gets old>picks up journal>who wrote all this shit in here?>throws it away
>>30061235Damn.
I now will have 2 limited holo sets lets goooo
didnt take longi forgot to log in first and lost a whole 3 seconds
I don't comprehend Gura, Is it due to lazyness? is it due to burnt out? Is it due to malice? How do you manage to not take 5 min of your day for a birthday call?EN Birthdays already have an almost 100% ENmems participation and most of the time they make a video if they could not make it due to timezones or actually being busy with other projects, even Mori has called from a fucking shitty wi-fi hotel or apologized profusely due to missing a birthday call. Not to mention Mumei is THE council member she has resonated the most and she just lost a genmate, how do you not support her?Why is she the one who's been MIA the most? What could possibly more important to miss a 2-3 hour call-in event that could take at most 5 minutes to do in a thursday night when you have been missing for most of the week as well? Being busy? Even Ame called when she has the CR event tomorrow.I'm seriously not an anti , just intrigued in recent Gura activity.
>>30061324I'm a fat bald man. And I don't own money.
>limited setgone in 2 fucking minutes
>>30061255jesus christ man
your oshi's signature is mine hookeks
>>30061325Yea niji is quantity over quality in every aspect.
I blinked on Gura's limited set. Not this time. I closed my eyes when the price came up.
I got it!
>>30061278>what is friction
Fuck you botting cunts
>>30061318JUST WAIT AND SEE
>limited edition sold out faster than guras jesas
HOW THE FUCK IS IT SOLD OUT?
>>30061260*blocks your bad birthday's path*
holy fucking scalpers that shit was vile
>Max set of 5WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING RETARDED
>>30061237watambe
>>30061400ogey
>>30061260Ame invented EN birthdays tho
>limited out of stockFUCK OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>>30061334>>30061335>>30061350Cover will never learn, huh
>$13 for a bookmark
>>30061235brutal stuff
>>30061016Someone already did, in fact most anons are just trying to find an excuse to post their cock and their cum to everyone to get rated and plushie's are the perfect chance to.
how do i scalp this?
What a dumb whore
>>30061235lmao
>>30061412GIVE IT BACK THAT WAS OURS
>Max set of 5FUCK YOU FUCKING COVERTHE FUCKING BOTS YOU DUMB FAGGOTS
HAHA GET BOTTED NERDS
A journal? What does she think we are: girls?
>>30061443about same speed actually, I think Guras was 2 minutes as well
YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
>>30061400Mentioning the only plausible reason gets you banned, so you won't see it discussed here unless you check the archive.
>>30039311 Huh, these were kinda my predictions, pretty cool
I will never live down missing gura's birthday merch after being so depressed for a few days after not getting the limited one and then missed the deadline by 2 hours
>>30061482It's made out of metal.
>Max set of 5WHY DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS
>>30061016please do not bring the takos fuckers here again
>>30061443No? Shit was fast too.
>>30061317They obviously got permission, retard
>>30061160a "make your own Friend" kit sounds like a hilariously sad idea for merch now that i think about it
>>30061350kek imagining mooms signing 5 signatures for some scalper
>made to order>sold outwhy is cover allergic to money.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE STOCK? 50?
>>30061443This time everyone knew scalpers would be jumping on.
>>30061507>>30061511Kek
>stuff selling out that fast>people STILL try to deny that every female member of hololive isn't a millionaire
ENTER GAWR GURA
>sold out alreadyHOW THE FUCK
TOWA TOWA TOWA
>>30061501
>>30060980>hoodies>shirts>log book>cushions>tissue box cover>facemask>towels>dakimakurasThat is just from the past month on the JP side.
There's a reason why people use paper and leather and not metal for bookmark
>>30061438i did it by hand>>30061503don't worry hooman. i'm sure someone will resell it for 10x the price on ebay. you can get it then
so, who are the ones left to call? Zeta, Lui, Ollie, Towa and maybe some messages?
Doesn't she know how busy Gura is? She's been waiting all this time.
>>30061577because mumei has to sign every single one of the limited edition ones?The normal sets are still available.
Do you think any holomems buy the limited editions of other holomems' merch?
>>30061486I have never seen someone deep dick their tako plushie
GURA GURA GURA
>sold outthe stream hasn't even ended yet lmfao
please gura i need to hear you
Fuck I was too busy listening to Moom shilling that I missed the limited merch. Cover you retards, who needs 5 personalized autographs.
my hand-signed moom postcard...
>>30061432>Metallic FinishGrinded smooth metal would just slide past the pages. even if there was a little friction the heaviness of the bookmark compensates.
>>30061016
>>30061257This isn't about them, they are literally nothing without the fans.
ENTERHOOMAN PRIME
>>30061605now do nijis lmao
>>30061562Mumei's hands would turn to dust if she signed six
AYAMEEEEEEEEEE
BY THE WAY I SCALPED 3 GET FUCKED HOOKEKS
>>30061447JESAS
UUUUUUUUUUUoh wait, its zeta
ENTERZ
ENTERGREY LAMY
ENTER GREY LAMMY
ENTER ZETA
>>30061605It's good now, JP merch in 2020-2021 was horrid.
ENTERZETA
there were probably people waiting for mumei to finish shilling before going to buy the limited edition set
ENTERFEMHOOMAN
ENTER HOOMAN
ENTERFEMHOOMAN PRIME
ENTER
ZENTER
ENTER FEM HOOMAN
I thought that was Gura
>>30061482>a piece of fucking metal in a box>$13wtf
>ZetaI really thought it was Sana for a second there.
Why wasn't Towa invited to Mumei's birthday party?
enter femhoomans prime
>femhooman prime waited 15 minutes
ENTERSUS
GREY FAUNA
ENTER GANDALF THE GREY AND GANDALF THE WHITE AND MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL'S BLACK KNIGHT AND BENITO MUSSOLINI AND THE BLUE MEANIE AND COWBOY CURTIS AND JAMBI THE GENIE, ROBOCOP, THE TERMINATOR, CAPTAIN KIRK, AND DARTH VADER, LO-PAN, SUPERMAN, EVERY SINGLE POWER RANGER, BILL S. PRESTON AND THEODORE LOGAN, SPOCK, THE ROCK, DOC OCK, AND HULK HOGAN
ENTERBETTER FAUNA
>>30061260Can we get this but ame
Moom said "Zeta" but I swear I heard "Sana"...
I thought she said Sana....
uhh, isn't there someone missing from your oshi's group photo hoomans?
why did i hear sana
Gray Fauna?!
tell me when to unmute
Ahahhaha. Mumei left Zeta up for 10 minutes to shill birthday merch.
3 Lamys down. 1 to go.
>>30061717Same...
>Made Zeta wait>making the girl that is unironically in love with you wait the longestThat's some hardcore shit, Mumei
I want to fuck Jeta
>>30061586but r*shia told me she wasn't a millionaire once, she wouldn't lie to me...
I actually thought it was Gura for 10 seconds...
>>30061578Survey says.....18!
>>30061717Same
>>30061453No invite to the next one...
Zeta voice is sexual attraction
ENTER HOOMAN PRIME
ENTER FEMHOOMAN PRIME
Zeta missed the limited edition...
FAUNA
>>30061605Oh, and cups. Everyone likes having cups it seems.
Enter femhooman
>Sold out within secondsJesus fuck, I was signed in and clicked on it instantly and still missed it by the time I was submitting payment.
>>30061322the purse>>30061390fag
Gura is literally not showing up, if she was it would have been with the rest of en. Embrace Kaela as your new oshi.
Hagsex y/n?
I kind of thought it was zeta who was waitingalsoENTER FEMHOOMAN
Gura is there with Mumei in person, hold the line daammit!
>>30061721Loyalty
>>30061733yeah i was freaking out for a sec
OH GOD ZETA'S BEEN WAITING THIS WHOLE TIMESHE'S GOING TO CONFESS SCREENSHOT THIS POSt
cuuute!
>>30061443scalpers have been scripting merch since late last year for some reason. then again its EN so its a given for those kind of people
ENTER VEIBAE VOICE
FEMHOOMAN IS FUCKING WET RIGHT NOW
Believe in the sign of Zeta!
>>30061717same.... desu
snowbama
>>30061729based
>>30061631why did anya do it, lads?
>>30061691Do you wait for an auctioneer to advertise what's being sold? Do you wait for the gameshow host to finish asking the question before answering?Only losers wait.
I WANT FEMHOOMAN PUSSYI WANT FEMHOOMAN PUSSYI WANT FEMHOOMAN PUSSYI WANT FEMHOOMAN PUSSYI WANT FEMHOOMAN PUSSY
zeta is spilling
s p a g h e t t i
>>30061198That, and the Journal/Plushie were great too.Instant buys.Still feel bad for not buying any Fauna merch, but SC'd a lot instead.
Why are they all tired?
Gonna have zex
Zeta might be the strongest english speaking Totsu caller
Why does Zeta sound Canadian?
Sauga Prime Tako
>>30061746Lamy won't call
>>30061736gura...
>>30061214Is this supposed to be hell? Pretty sure Mori has said that hell =/= the underworld, and that she's never been in hell
if Cover suddenly adds more stock and properly limit it to one set per customer, how badly would it hit scalpers?
>>30061717>>30061733>>30061735>>30061739>>30061754>>30061836Who?
ID...
>>30061719Mumei hates Towa
i love when zeta shows up and people start to say she's every single vshojo girl -voice
>>30061762>femhoomans look like thisgod damn I need a femhooman onahole
>>30061857yeah, me
Magni and Axel streaming so they will not call-in for Mumei.
>>30061819it does look like her...
>>30061736she's on the other side with Bae and IRyS
>>30061350No wonder it went so fast. It took less than the time for me to click through Paypal's confirmation for it to be gone, then it was removed from my cart. Fuck.
>>30061802Hag sex, cunny sex, regular sex, babymaking sex, for fun sex, I LOVE SEXUUUUUUUUUWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>30061489stalk a member in her discord and sell it to some obsessed schizo that will shell out 5k easy
>>30061655>who needs 5 personalized autographsDennis E. Bay
>>30061893Doctor Who
Gura?
>mfw I could've ordered a limited if I had a hololive account already
>>30061916Wrong thread
Zeta is not a femhooman
>>30061719no boys allowed
She literally sounds like Veibae
>>30061390nothing is wrong with it and anyone who replies to you saying there is something wrong with it is a faggot, the greatest people who have ever lived in this world wrote their thoughts out and there is no difference between what they did and what modern people who use journals do
>>30061773Yeah Mel took that spot
>>30061864Anya is Tako Prime
>Zeta got into hololive and managed to talk to Mumei>I didn't get into hololiveAn indo beat me...
>>30061729Mums...I kneel
Who is Zeta?
>youS P I C Y
>>30061713
Good answer.
(you)
>>30061946Her favorite animal is Mumei though
>>30061837This is Obamasnow. Snowbama's evolved form.
How long is the merch available? A month?I need a bit longer to save up...
>>30061350At least it wasn't 10 sets like with Gura's.
>>30061734i guarantee you fucking nick mullen had more friends than i did when i was 23
this is very gay
Does Zeta coombait?
>>30061762Wait, I don't watch Zeta, does she really like Mumers that much?
>>30061851Just hang out in /mans/
Zetabros, why is she gay?
SEX
>sleeping at 5amwow they are just like me right now except for the sleeping part
>>30061946You're so retarded it's unreal.
>(You)She is so gay
>>30061916if i see uncle nowa, i will unicorn post for him
>>30061946APOLOGIZE
>>30061837who asked?
>Want a journal to write notes in>Would never want to taint my merch with my awful chickenscratch
GURA MENTION
POST THE HAMMERHEAD GURA
>>30061860?
ZETA JUST CALLED MUMEI STUPID AND CUTE
ZETA IS JUST AME?
I was really about to spend 100 bucks on paper and an owl plush thank god it sold out because I hesitated
>>30061946duh, she's a tako
With no hesitation, Mumei is Zeta's favorite animal. She also likes owls, blobfish and hammerhead shark because they are stupid and cute. I see a pattern here.
>>30061916Why does he hate Mumei?
>Stupid but cuteChecks out
How do I become stupid but cute?
where is the meme shark
>>30061623oh right the 6+ month signing hell from watame and luna
>>30061946And Kaela isn't a Kronie
the trick is to treat limited merch as gacha, accept you wont get it but maybe you might hit 1%
the way zeta says stoopid
HOLY SHIT ZETA'S GOING FULL YURI
Mumei is stupid and cute
is sana going to call in?
blobfish don't actually look like blobs, they just look weird when they're not thousands of feet below the surface.
>HoloID makes me want to fuck a desperate indonesian girl>remember what indonesian women look like
Is anyone keeping a list of all the favorite animals?
>>30061961Zeta is Prime Tako
Stupid Shark mention
Zeta says stupid like shes Puerto Rican
>>30062048They do have the same smile.
WHY DO SO MANY GIRLS LIKE DUMB THINGSAM I TOO SMART TO BE LOVED?
>>30061941we told you to make an account last timewe told you to get signed in before the merch goes livebut you thought "I'll just remember to do it later" and then you never didthis is what you get
>>30061946She is a hoodachi. Mumei and Ina are her oshis
>>30062040Duh ok
>>30061984>Order Period: August 5 to 18:00, September 5, 2022 (JST)
>>30061963Well try harder, femanon?
The way Zeta says stupid is kinda cute
>>30061586>millionaireCover and Youtube prevent that but they are in the 6 digits
>>30061951Yeah I hear it too. And I thought Kaela supposed to be pollack.
Gura is going to show up at the end of Mumei’s stream like Ame did for her birthday.
>>30061984Yep, a month from today
>>30061438Work on your reflexes old man
>Ame likes cute and stupid looking things>Zeta likes cute and stupid looking things
>>30062035That's why you buy two of everything.
>lexposting live
>>30062062become a woman
slurpa slurpa i sucka da cocka
I didn't get it... I wanted the autograph...
>>30062035just buy two lol
>>30062092Nobody likes a wise guy.
>>30061951Zeta doesn't sound like a cunt tho?
>>30062035It's time to practice your cursive handwriting.
>>30060980>>30061605why oh why didn't I buy the Menya Botan bowl?
>>30061350Just make it 1, it's not like it won't sell out anyway.
Guys...I think Zeta might have been hanging out with Reine too much. She's hitting on her colleagues...
>you too
>>30062064It would be even worse for the EN girls>they have to ship all the fucking merch to her to sign>She then has to ship it all fucking back
>>30062057I said this about Gura's limited merch. I had it in my cart and was on the payment confirmation page, second guessed myself, and cancelled the purchase. I regret it.
>>30062062a lot of makeup and you're set
>>30061998Check her ASMR streams, I think there is Mommy one
>>30061624yes. they get huge ass discounts and sometimes free depending on how diligent their managers are on handling it for them
NEURONS
>>30062138would you pay extra if I signed it with my cum and sent it back to you?
>y-you too
>>30062060>tell Mumei to memorize things>she immediately forgets themI'd hate her, too.
zeta cute!
totsus are the best content
>>30062151Who won't hit their oshi given the chance, anon?
WHY ARE THE IDS TRYING TO FUCK THE ENS
>you activate my neuronsSex declaration
>>30062035refer to >>30060104
Why are Indonesian girls so gay? I thought they weren't allowed to be gay in there
How wet is Zeta right now?
>>30062069Always go full yuri.
Who's the Lacus Clyne of Hololive?
Zeta is living the dream, fuck.
>>30061941I FUCKING WARNED YOU RETARDS 10 MINS BEFORE THE SHOP OPENED
>>30061799>the purseyou mean the fucking pencil holder????
Will Kobo call???
>>30062110>stoopid
So are people memeing or do they not realize that Gura is in Japan right now for UMISEA?
>>30062011
>>30062160THEN they have to ship it out again to the buyers
>>30062223They're rich enough for it.
Stop being gay on stream
can't english can't japanese, goddam mumei
I'm still waiting for Ina to do any of these collabs she promised on her birthday stream.
>>30062223Have you seen Indonesian men?
>>30062138Just become a cute holo and ask your oshi for an autograph, pic semi related
>>30061624Noel buys every bit of Hololive merch that exists. At one point, she filled one of her apartments to the point it was unlivable, it was just a storage space for Hololive merch.
>>30061371just make it two. Literally nobody realistically needs five of these limited sets unless they are scalpers
>>30062232Sora.
>>30062229>64based
>>30061799based retard
Could Sana call in? There's nothing stopping her, right it's not like she's excommunicated
>bye bye sana, bye bye;_;
>>30062229lmao. they even have their own "where da shark at" posters.
>>30062111Anon Kiara managed to save something like 300k in under a year. While moving and doing song releases.
>>30062060>posts Lea
>>30062229>84Kek and truth.
>>30062254Ina Ina Ina...
>messaged meDYRBI
THE BAE BLINKED
Mumei... stop making excuses for Alice...
Gura...
>>30062280but are they the limited editions with the signatures?
Mumei you don't have to cover for Gura...
GURA WON'T CALL IN
>>30062229>64Is this the same anon that was talking about licking Aqua's pussy last thread?
She's making excuses for Gura.
No it's Gura's fault
>she's justifying Gura not being there
>>30062269i fucking knew gura joined hololive for mumei's autograph
gura doko
>>30062011People aren't joking when they say she's a hooman and tako. You should watch her collabs with Mumei and Ina since they go turbo gay
Mumei taking the blame...
Covering for Gura...
>>30062089I thought rratmom also did Zeta thanks to that smile.
lmao gura not showing up
WHERE IS TOWA?
>>30062077I tried.
>Don't harass people who didn't message me!Yeah hoomans.
Towa.........
Got a message that some people won't be calling in because of last minute. Video time.
>damage controlling for guraJesas
>>30062229>84there is a reason I don't have a girlfriend, after all
Towa...
taking the bullet for Gura
>>30062087Bruh. She didn't even know the aliens in Ina's microphone.
Gura lives in the somewhat same timezone as you though Mumei........
Gura video coming.
>Mumei saviorfagging GuraWhat timeline is this
Lapsama my friend
Kiara...
gura isn't coming...
Where the fuck is the shark delivery
>>30062240>>30062297enjoy your purse and your dream journal, homos
I hope Sana made a video
GURA SENT A VIDEO IT'S OK
Why did she make her wait
>preempting the rrats
Video time.
Will there be a Sana video?
gura doko..
EN3 is going to call in
Sana...
GURA VIDEO CALLIN?
>>30062303You seem to be agreeing to the post you replied to.
>no towaWTF