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>> No.30558348

>>30558082
What's a hag? A woman who is +30 year old and has a mature personality.
What's a cake? A woman who is +25 year old.

Hag list:
https://pastebin.com/eqeRWL8W
Feel free to add your hag oshi

/hag/ Divegrass team wikipage:
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//hag/

>> No.30558414
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>>30558082
Whew, thanks for the late night OP again, I had been waiting for someone to make a new one while I was cooking and cleaning

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>> No.30560657
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30560657

All-you-can-eat hag buffet

>> No.30561411

>>30560657
I want that oni to sit on my face

>> No.30561468

damn hags, seducing young adults... need marriage correction!

>> No.30561478 [DELETED] 

>>30558348
>Koyori
>hag
Heavy doubt

>> No.30561492
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Cute hags

>> No.30561529
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>>30561468
That is exactly what they desire

>> No.30562870
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>>30560657
hag oni sex!
>>30561478
anon...

>> No.30563211
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30563211

You guys wouldn't mind if your favorite hag was more experienced in bed? Let her take the lead and show you what she likes?

>> No.30563310

>>30563211
Not at all, in fact, that would be perfect.

>> No.30563677

>>30563211
Im a virgin so of course I would want my first time to be with an experienced hag who will show me the ropes.

>> No.30563691
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30563691

>fall in love with holo hags
>ended up craving hags in their 30s irl as well
>some are still horrible, but they ended up being the only dating pool containing some who i've had genuine fun interacting with and spending time together
>realized I wasted years by seeing them as obsolete women
Thanks...

>> No.30563744

>>30563691
>3dpd
lol

>> No.30564741
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Coyote hag is streaming. Checking the stream's URL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hagjp-XFFnk

>> No.30564830

>>30564741
lol
lmao even

>> No.30564899
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>>30561478
she's pre-holo friends with Mio.

>> No.30565644

Is it true that Abe is still alive and lurks here?

>> No.30565803

>>30564741
I love this JP hag...

>> No.30566030

>>30565644
Let it go, anon. If Abe was still alive, we would all be in JP right now

>> No.30566803

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4xM6-UD5l8
Holy shit, so much hag in this collab

>> No.30566848 [DELETED] 

>>30564899
So what? Mio is like 10 years older, doesn't mean they couldn't have been friends just because Miosha was older

>> No.30567105 [DELETED] 

>>30566803
I wonder if Watame ever gets to sniff their armpits

>> No.30567208

>>30566848
Except we know exactly who Koyori is irl and we know she's mid thirties.

>> No.30567293 [DELETED] 

>>30567208
Really? Post links to her roomate's account, or just any sort of proof, otherwise I'm calling it BS, her voice is waaaay too juvenile to be a legit hag

>> No.30567493

>>30566030
I'm bringing out the ouija board.
>>30567293
>bro just spoonfeed me and get banned
Fuck off cunt.

>> No.30567574

>>30567293
Koyori has schizos here I don't want to feed, but rest assured we know she's over 30 for sure.

>> No.30567788

>>30567293
>too retarded to look into it himself so he calls it bullshit and wants to be spoonfed
this is bait isn't it? no one is that retarded

>> No.30567833 [DELETED] 

>>30567493
>>30567788
>>30567574
I am a musician IRL, her voice is too treble and juvenile to be a hag, unless any of you posts proof I'm calling it BS

>> No.30567834

>>30563211
I want her to jump on me like a cheetah

>> No.30567870

>>30567833
>Spoonfeed me doxx
You're not fooling anyone Koyoschizo

>> No.30568019 [DELETED] 

>>30567870
I take it that you have no proof to back up your claim then, and that everything you said was a filthy rrat

>> No.30568062

>>30567833
Lmao you probably haven't seen Japanese women who are like 50 but sound like 20, huh.

>> No.30568070

>>30567833
>japanese woman sounds younger than she actually is
what's next? fire is hot?

>> No.30568125 [DELETED] 

>>30568070
>>30568062
Korone and Botan-tan clearly sound like hags trying to sound younger, while Koyori sounds like a zoomer just like Shion

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Who can hate this hag?

>> No.30568384

>>30568125
lol no she doesn't
maybe you should watch streams of actual young vtubers because in fact I'd argue shion doesn't sound as young as she is

>> No.30568447

>>30560657
ange too fucking sexy

>> No.30568484

Hags should act their age and stop trying to be cute and extremely seductive as if they're in their 20s!

>> No.30568564 [DELETED] 

>>30568384
Shion doesn't even try to begin with, same with Koyori, her voice is just naturally sultry, that's why I don't believe the bullshit of her being a hag
Next they're gonna say Haachama is a hag

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>>30568484
They can do both, that's why hags are superior.
>>30568564
You're like one google search and two clicks away from finding her rm twitter retardchama. No one is catching a ban just because you're lazy.

>> No.30568795 [DELETED] 

>>30568733
Google shows nothing
As per usual /vt/ is ALWAYS wrong

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>>30568795

>> No.30569108 [DELETED] 

>>30569039
I declare this oficially to be a lowly rrat that deserves one big big OGEY

>> No.30569550
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Last two digits in your post determines the number of times you have to empty your balls into your fav hag to get 'em pregnant.

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>>30567833
>Judging person's age by their voice
My brother has sounded like a bear even since he hit puberty. It would be pretty impressive if he had been faking it for almost 20 years now.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzXugYDMvrI

>> No.30569852

>want to start family with a hag
>children would be autistic
I dont want them to grow up and be vtubers. Or worse yet, /vt/ posters.

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>> No.30571027

hag tummy erotic

>> No.30571086

>>30567833
Wait until this guy finds Patra and discovers it’s possible for people to change their voices.

>> No.30571911

>>30569039
IT’S TIME
TO MATE WITH HAGS
>*flamenco plays in the distance

>> No.30572047

>>30570967
I like loli too bro

>> No.30572458

>>30571911
Now I know why he wanted a world without borders.

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>> No.30574058

what's the male equivalent for hags? wizards?

>> No.30574569

>>30574058
I believe "Wizard" is specifically for older virgin men while "Oji-san" is more encompassing for older men in general.

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>> No.30577265

Hag collab!

Botan POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFtnlQS21hA

Korone POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4xM6-UD5l8

Lui POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WARci2uImHg
Watame POV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rM2rY7Gd7Y8

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23 hours remain!
Please give her a warm welcome!
https://youtu.be/0XQoHc-OaOY

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>>30563211
Only if experienced doesnt mean that she fell for the cock carousel meme.

>> No.30578025

Hag doing an outfit reveal

>> No.30578915

>>30569550
Rolling for more than 00

>> No.30578960

>>30578025
HAG LEGS

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>>30578025
Everything Pochi touches turns out pure fucking sex bros. How does she do it?

>> No.30579714

>>30563211
Depends on how much experienced, if she's too experienced it starts to become gross.

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>>30578960
>>30579488
FUUUUUUCK

>> No.30580201
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HAG LOVE
PATO LOVE

Captcha: A SEXXS

>> No.30580356
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30580356

I want to titfuck a hag

>> No.30581907

POCHI IN REINE STREAM
DOUBLE HAAAAG
SEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

>> No.30582023
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Just here to say that Pochi-sensei will have another stream soon. I will make a thread if no one else does, assuming I wake up in time.

>> No.30582260
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wow it's hag paradise

>> No.30582456

>>30569550
Rolling. I WILL flood marine's womb REGUARDLESS of my numbers.

>> No.30582624

>>30569852
>marry young woman
>she produces healthy children
>she grows tired of you pretty quickly
>divorces you and takes custody of children
>children grow up being autistic anyways
I mean not all cases end up like this but this happens a lot in western countries

>> No.30583395

>>30569852
the magic number is either 35 or 32 depending on which literature you read.
Just go with a nice 34 year old hag. All the maturity without the downy baby.
Win win

>> No.30583416

>>30565644
He's here... in spirit

>> No.30583426

would you watch an indie hag playing retro games

>> No.30583754

>>30583426
Yes

>> No.30583835

>>30583426
Korone is popular dude

>> No.30583850

>>30583426
I mean yeah, look at Korone

>> No.30584232

>>30558082
Too bad I didn't save the video when it was out, lui nee is a cute hag.

>> No.30584340

>>30583426
I already am, Korone and Mint Castella exist

>> No.30587131

>>30569550
Don't matter the number. It will happen

>> No.30587208

>>30583426
Amiya...

>> No.30587329

>>30582624
This happens because daddy government has given them every benefit for acting like a nasty cunt. The destruction of family is very much intended.

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>2022
>Hagfags still think hags can compete with cakes
草wwwww

>> No.30587545

>>30569550
Even 99 is a child's play

>> No.30587611

>>30587361
Eventually your cake becomes a hag so I will win in the end.

>> No.30588007

>>30587361
Her roommate has made me nut buckets of cum

>> No.30588267

>>30558082
HAGSEX

>> No.30588734

>>30569550
Okay I'll roll but make it the last 3 digits at least

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>>30588267
Select your character, which bunny hag would you do?

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>>30587361
My hag comes bundled with your cake as our fuck toy.

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>>30587361
>post a ewhore
I'm laughing at your cuck taste

>> No.30589576
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>>30588790
They funny one

>> No.30589948

>>30589576
>tfw no Polka gf to tell you jokes while you're fucking her in missionary position

>> No.30589977
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>>30588790
the chubby milky fluffy one

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>>30588790

>> No.30592526

today i was called a M when I said i enjoyed shion's way of talking.
then when i said i listened to some patra's streams, i was told i was a double hag lover.
are they that old? i know patra has streams where she says she did laundry etc, but shion sound in her mid 20s...
i just like shion's way of talking, and patra's asmr and chrono trigger :-(

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>> No.30592875

>>30563211
Half the appeal of a hag is that they know how to fuck you just as well as you know how to fuck then.

>> No.30592979

>>30592526
Yeah, Patra is a certified hag but Shion? Who's Shion exactly are you talking about here?

>> No.30593059
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>>30569550
I will fill Toko as much as needed to get an army of Kerberos pups out of her.

>> No.30593405

>>30592526
Assuming you’re talking about the first chuuba I think of when you mention Shion she’s a depressed 20 year old and anyone telling you she’s a hag is a retard.

>> No.30593867

Is Azki a hag, bros? I need some yes or no answers so I can fabricate some cope material before I do my reps.

>> No.30594527
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>>30593867
Yes but she's married

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>>30592526
How do I unsuscribe to your blog

>> No.30597085

>>30592979
>>30593059
Murasaki Shion, thanks for the replies
>>30595755
sorry for being a disappointment

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>>30561478
Fubuki has a cute little voice. therefore she isn't a hag. random anons will have to post dox websites that can all be found with simple googling to prove it to me, or i'm going to act insufferable!

>> No.30597596

>>30594527
FUCK

>> No.30599023

>>30597350
Fooba booba

>> No.30600313
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Sexy fennec

>> No.30601058
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>>30599023
F cup Fuboobies
(captcha XXXHAG)

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time for your physical exam

>> No.30602210

>>30588790
Mio a thousand times over.

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>>30569550
rollin'

>> No.30602868
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30602868

>>30569550
Roll

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>>30569550
rolling

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>>30569550
I'll give her the daughter she yearns for so much.

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>>30569550
Rollin

>> No.30604185

>>30569550
Dice roll

>> No.30604505
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>>30569550
Roll

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>>30583426
>indie

>> No.30605563

>>30569550
roll

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>>30569550
No matter how many times it takes I will do it and give her the big happy family she deserves!

>> No.30606984

>>30597085
>Murasaki Shion
Eh she's the youngest Holo tho. How can your friend mistake that?

>> No.30606994

>>30604505
>5 times
That’s some potent stuff

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>>30569550

>> No.30610398

>>30563211
I would like to at least compare with one or two experiences of my own with women my age. How are you gonna appreciate top shelf booze if you never drank horsepiss, you know?
Would make even crazier for her. Just a little more Senchou, just a little more.

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>>30587361
with the inexorable march of time, she will join the ranks of the hags

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>>30610749
>ewhore
She will join the roastie group instead

>> No.30611116

>>30610900
With the way she's been using that dildo there's unironically a good chance she's never had sex and if she has then what the fuck are japanese men doing.

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>>30611116
>she isnt a whore, she just dress like one, act like one, and works like one
This isnt one of your anime where the whore is shy virgin girl anon...

>> No.30611564

>>30611478
Then for a whore, Noel does a shit job.

>> No.30611903

>>30611116
Being an absolute cowardly of a herbivore

Including their chaddest playboy gyaru-oh

>> No.30612915

>>30611903
>An absolute cowardly of a herbivore
Isn't that obvious? I mean jf that's not the case, none of these hags will still be single and larping as an anime girl while streaming and playing a vidya in the first place

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>>30612915
I doubt the hags are single but one can dream.

>> No.30614366

>>30611903
I do wonder how bad a genetic filter WW2 and the post-war occupation put the Japanese population through.

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>>30569550
ENTERING HAGTROSPHERE.

>> No.30619691

>>30569550
rolling

>> No.30622002

>>30569550
lets try

>> No.30624098

>>30611116
Have you ever watched any JAV? Nips, both the men and women, don’t know how to fuck. Believing Noel hasn’t been dicked because she makes her shit look awkward is a pretty massive level of cope.

>> No.30628637

>>30592526
shion was underage when she joined hololive, same for matsuri, they're like 20/21 at best

>> No.30628736

>>30594527
yeah, to me

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If anyone is interested on making Promos or Billboard signs for the team in VTL3 please consider it! We can help you in the >discord

>> No.30632984

>>30614366
Couldn't be worse than what happened to the Germans.

>> No.30633497

>>30628637
Matsuri is like 23 or 24? You’re thinking of Haachama.

>> No.30633768

>>30569550
Rolling

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>>30633768
68.


Oh well, I am at peace. Worst case scenario those killer hips of her grind my pelvis to nothing. Still a win.

>> No.30635157

>>30569550
Please god give me a good number

>> No.30635228

>>30569550
im sure I can manage!

>> No.30636842

>>30569550
Either way, I will impregnate my hag until our children can form a football team so whatever

>> No.30637798

>>30569550
rollan

>> No.30637853

>>30637798
Your terms are acceptable.

>> No.30638441

>>30569550
Here's my roll as I do my fit reps.... I'll make sure I can handle whatever number I'm given

>> No.30638774
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>>30565644

>> No.30640957
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>> No.30642841
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foxy aunt hips

>> No.30642895
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30642895

Ignore the cuckposter

>> No.30642954
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>>30642895
>cuck
shoutout to all aki and azki posters?

>> No.30643528

>>30642954
*flies around the world to get creampied by nijimales*

>> No.30643776
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>>30643528
the only cross-gender relationships you know are the sexual ones?

>> No.30644589

>>30643776
Bait harder nijinigger

>> No.30644668
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30644668

>>30644589
this thread is no place for tribalfaggotry, go back.

>> No.30644747

>>30644668
Toko is too fucking perfect holy shit.

>> No.30644977

>>30624098
>Have you ever watched any JAV?
No I watch gravure because I am not gay like you.
Compare her to her competition, her competition know how to handle a dick despite being Japanese.

>> No.30645013 [DELETED] 

>>30610900
>>30589530
Polka is an obese sack of shit omarazu.

>> No.30645442

I am immune to hag seduction.

>> No.30645798
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>>30644668
Hololive board.

>> No.30646037

>>30644977
Plenty of fantia whores who don’t know how to masturbate but have copped dick. You’re just coping if you think Noel hasn’t copped a dick.

>> No.30646131

>>30646037
I know she hasn't but even if you were right that doesn't change the fact that you are a hypocrite for being fine with Patra (a proven whore) but not fine with Noel (where the only evidence is you calling her one)

>> No.30646203
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30646203

>>30645442
You sure?

>> No.30646281

>>30646131
I never said I wasn’t fine with Noel, she doesn’t belong in this thread because she’s not a hag but it has nothing to do with whether or she’s had sex. Just pointing it’s some decent cope to convince yourself she hasn’t copped a dick.
>I know she hasn't
If you haven’t personally inspected her hymen being intact then, no, you don’t know she hasn’t.

>> No.30646472

>>30646131
This. I keep my mouth shut about Patra to keep the peace in this place but now people are sperging put over a single joke post about a non-hag.
Noel is still off-topic.

>>30646281
Who cares? she doesn't even belong in this thread. She is off-topic.

>> No.30646645

>>30646281
You know that hymens can break from other things, right?

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>> No.30646982

>>30646472
> I keep my mouth shut about Patra
What’s wrong with Patra? Don’t tell me you have terminal levels of cope and believe every other woman over the age of thirty that gets posted in here is a virgin?
>>30646645
That is true, but the only other thing we can base her being a virgin is her stories about not being comfortable with men which is clearly not true considering her whole other job is her showing she knows how to handle men and make them throw money at her.

>> No.30647067
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30647067

More lui please

>> No.30647089

>>30646982
>What’s wrong with Patra?
She cheated on her husband multiple times. I don't care about them virgins but thats fucked up.

>> No.30647289

>>30569550
Look at this 01 fuckers

>> No.30647359

>>30647089
I mean Japanese culture is pretty heavy on cheating, yeah it’s not great but it’s just a drop puddle.

>> No.30647385

>>30646203
i am no longer immune.

>> No.30647409

>>30622002
strong sperm

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30647508

>>30647385

>> No.30647557

>>30569550
roll

>> No.30647655

>>30647508
don't look at me like that! i just want to lay on her lap and have her pet me like a cat

>> No.30647789
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>>30647655
She will make you pet her cat

>> No.30647961

>>30647789
I'd do anything she'd ask me to do except for anything that causes my death or costs me too much money.

>> No.30648152

>>30647359
No it was a massive scandal back in the day, it even made its way back to old /jp/. I was a denpa fag which is why I knew about it. She cheated on her husband with other NND streamers, she basically fucked anyone who was notable there.
She is a massive whore, she makes Mel and Noel look like innocent nuns in comparison.

>> No.30648359

>>30648152
What is it with NND and their orgies?

>> No.30648425

>>30648152
>actual hag whore
i will now watch your chuuba.

>> No.30648567

>>30569550
Let's see how I celebrate Kurismasu with Senchou

>> No.30648665

>>30648359
オフパコ central, if you’re oshi is in the NND circles they’ve likely fucked around it’s that simple really.

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>> No.30648699

>>30648359
Same thing with twitch.

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>>30648665
>hag was used as a cum dump in her prime instead of getting married
Depressing, isn't it?

>> No.30648940

>>30648894
She was married though, which makes it worse.

>> No.30649065

>>30648894
The way I see it is that makes them all the more saveable, writing the wrongs is a better story.

>> No.30649190

>>30569550
Im feeling confident.

>> No.30649197
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>>30648894
it's okay for women to like sex and stay single for the purpose of sex.
it's not okay to cheat on your spouse.

>> No.30649245

>>30649197
Based take.

>> No.30649435

>>30649065
>>30649197
Used goods will never make for a good wife. Only reason they are willing to settle down when getting older is simple desperation as they're not good enough as onaholes anymore.

>> No.30649739

>>30649197
That's true but it's always sad seeing cat ladies and whatever the male equivalent is.

>> No.30649895
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>>30649197
>it's not okay to cheat on your spouse.
Ironic that you've posted a known NTR enjoyer
>>30649435
>Used goods
People are not a commodity. I seriously don't give a fuck if she's taken a thousand cocks before, if she's marrying me then i'm going to be the only cock she's taking. More life experience means she won't be as easy to manipulate and will know when to leave if you as a husband will go schizo. And this means that it's not going to be as easy as grooming freshly-turned-adult insecure menhera. And "life experience" doesn't just mean "sex experience" although I also value that, ain't nothing worse than logs in bed.
And trust me, experienced women are better wives and mothers. And especially lovers.
If you people are okay with the "I must fuck all the hags" on an unironic level of attitude then don't be hypocrites.
>>30649739
It's always nice to see two people getting along but some are just better off alone. You should know when to step down. I don't imagine myself marrying Suisei, for example, not because she's not my type but because she's clearly career-oriented and that's okay.

>> No.30650021

>>30588790
Well I guess i can get Botan all to myself

>> No.30650366

>>30601454
Endurance test with Koyori onegai...

>> No.30650459

>>30649435
Used goods are used because someone wanted them in the past, this is a sign of quality. If a woman is a virgin into her thirties she either legitimately never leaves her house, in which case you or anyone else will never fuck her anyone or there is something physically or mentally wrong with her the wards and and all men off.

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>>30650459
impossibly based

>> No.30650771

I don’t like hags

>> No.30650850

I love hags but i dislike whores

>> No.30650928

When did this place become infested with roastie loving cuckolds?

>> No.30650932

for me personally, a hag with more than 5 body count is a roastie

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>>30650771
you could've had a lovely time with them, now it's not going to be pleasant for you at all, they're just going to extract your semen.

>> No.30651108

>>30649435
Nigga you don't even talk to people
You know fuck all

>> No.30651169

>>30650928
The term cuck has lost all fucking meaning with how it gets chucked around by faggots here.

>> No.30651262

>>30651003
Not interested, they can’t force me to do it

>> No.30651333

>>30651169
Based, chad, and tourist have also lost their meaning.

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>>30651262
>they can’t force me to do it
that's where you're wrong.

>> No.30651508

>>30569550
I will get Mio pregnant

>> No.30651572

>>30651428
No i’m not

>> No.30651685
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30651685

>>30649197
Your oshi loves seeing men cucked so much she made a top 10 list of her favorite doujins on it...

>> No.30651843

>>30558348
>Hag list:
>https://pastebin.com/eqeRWL8W
why is marine not on that list

>> No.30651915

>>30651843
Her birthday is on christmas.

>> No.30651941
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>>30651843
wait until christmas.

>> No.30652473

>>30651685
You have it back to front, Ange wants to watch her boyfriend fuck other women. What this means is if you take Ange as your wife you also get access to Toko pussy.

>> No.30652522

>>30651941
It triggers me that this gif doesn’t loop through her outfits in order.

>> No.30652803

>>30558082
I once fucked a hag and she rubbed my balls from behind while doing it doggy style. And she had a procedure where she couldn’t have kids anymore so she let me nut inside.
I think she gave my chlamydia

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>>30652473
You're relying on a poorly translated clip. Look up the ntr doujins she listed in her top 10. It's all men getting cucked.
She gushed over this trilogy in detail, tell me what part of this are you fucking toko? Just after the part you're jerking off to your gf being treated like a fuckmonkey over the phone?

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Sheep!

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>>30652909
>he memorizes a chuuba's favorite ntr doujin

>> No.30653698

Watame is sheeposting with her swimsuit...

>> No.30653811

>>30652909
Ange is a mega virgin anyway so she won’t get fucked let alone cheat on her boyfriend.

>> No.30654520

https://youtu.be/0XQoHc-OaOY
Why not watch a stream instead farming (you)?

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>floats above water
SHEEP = JESUS

>> No.30654893

>>30654597
nice ass shot

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=0XQoHc-OaOY

>> No.30654949

>my doctor asks me to take it easy but I have responsibilities
KISHIDA LET ME IN! I WILL SAVE POCHI!

>> No.30654958
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>>30654903
Pochi-sensei is a blessing, and her doujins/manga are great.

>> No.30655375
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30655375

My cute workaholic wife...

>> No.30655864

>>30654903
Her voice is very pleasant to listen to.

>> No.30655996

>my fingers lost its ability to bend
Fuck...

>> No.30656372

>>30655864
It's almost surprising how good she is at this, considering it's only a hobby. I could listen to her speak for hours.

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30656805

>Too many hospital
Pochi-sen ...

>> No.30657034

>>30558082
Yes, I am not immune. Therefore, I request more hag lewds.

>> No.30658790
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>> No.30660629

>>30659298
Me taking a bite out of my wife

>> No.30661898

>>30569550
rorru

>> No.30662102

>>30569550
Can I save these digits for when my oshi becomes a hag?

>> No.30663385

>>30651843
She doesn't meet the criterium yet. She's not that old.

>> No.30665402

>>30662102
You should reroll

>> No.30665992

>>30665402
Just because she's gonna get pregnant it doesn't mean I'm going to stop empty my balls into her.

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>anons actually defending whores settling down after taking 19373 dicks
What happened to this thread

>> No.30668160

>>30667104
sounds like someone wasn't in that 19373

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>>30569550

>> No.30670290
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>>30667104
it's not an r9k thread, it's mature women enjoyers thread.

>> No.30670510

>>30667104
>he didn't fuck 19373 women by now

>> No.30670891

I need to sniff hags.

>> No.30671106

vtuber hags never get self conscious about how thier bodies look in swimsuits like real life hags do

>> No.30671855

>>30670290
Mature women dont fall for the cock carousel meme

>> No.30673472

>>30671106
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RejsHc3Nefc

>> No.30673806

>>30670891
I wanna lick hags until they squirt all over my face

>> No.30674387

>ywn have a hag help you get over your fear of being touched and have you cuddle her as if you were her child
>ywn get addicted to her cuddles as it helps improve your mental health when you're down in the dumps or feel worthless

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30674674

>leave this place because of vacation
>thread goes to shit
wtf happened

>> No.30678188

>>30674674
Shit happened

>> No.30683103
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30683103

>>30674674
A newfag invasion

>> No.30683626

>>30683103
What's she doing with that microphone?

>> No.30684454

>>30683626
Aren't you supposed to bring the mic to your lips?

>> No.30685812

>>30674674
I was also confused when I open /hag/ when they shat on this thread

>> No.30686449
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>>30684454

>> No.30690492

I love hags

>> No.30691798
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30691798

Konbanmion!

>> No.30692118
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30692515

>>30569550
Like at once?

>> No.30692572

>>30569550
Heh

>> No.30692632
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>>30671855
(You) want to have sex with multiple hags so let them do the same.

>> No.30692712
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30692712

>>30558082
I fucking love HAGS
BUILT FOR SEGS

>> No.30693550

Give me reasons to watch Lui again, only watched her during debut cause I'm a dumb EOP and she always streams too late for me...

>> No.30693600

>>30693550
hips

>> No.30693678
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30693678

>>30692712
I love hags built for headpats and encouragement.

>> No.30693911

>>30693550
pleasant hag voice

>> No.30694158

>>30569550

Rolling

>> No.30694248

>>30569550
rolling for 99

>> No.30694252

>>30693550
She's a dork

>> No.30694311

>>30693550
Legitimately is trying to learn english

>> No.30694995

>>30558082
didn't know Reine, Polka and Watame were 30 or over

>> No.30695009
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30695009

>>30693678
But this one especially

>> No.30695579
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30695579

>>30695009

>> No.30695964

>>30692632
>implying
Also Men and Women aren't the same.

>> No.30696653
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30696653

The Hagchad’s Creed
This is my hag. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My hag is my best friend. She is my life. I must master her as I must master my life.
Without me, my hag is useless. Without my hag, I am useless. I must fuck my hag true. I must fuck straighter than my enemy who is trying to cuck me. I must get him before he gets me. I will ...
My hag and I know that what counts in life is not the rounds I fire inside her, the noise of our lovemaking, nor how many kids we make. We know that it is eachother that counts. We will fuck ...
My hag is human, even as I [am human], because she is my life. Thus, I will learn her as a husband. I will learn her weaknesses, her strength, her kinks, her fetishes, her likes and dislikes. I will keep my hag clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before the honorable Abe Shinzo, I swear this creed. My hag and I will repopulate the country. We are the masters of the birthrate. We are the saviors of our lives.
So be it, until all hags are bred and there is no enemy, but peace!

>> No.30698776
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30698776

JGBFA3DB, are hags still sexy?

>> No.30698926

>>30698776
my balls are still screaming at me to impregnate them

>> No.30699340
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30699340

>>30698926
What, like this?

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30699364

>>30698776
>still
always have been.

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30699666

>>30699364
>>30698776
And always will be!

>> No.30700355

>>30558082
What happens if I unzip that

>> No.30701894
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>>30699340
pregnant hags

>> No.30702237
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30702237

Gentlemen

>> No.30702769

>>30699340
>>30701894
please stop I just came I'm not ready to cum again

>> No.30705241

>>30693678
>encouragement
cum encouragement?

>> No.30708873

bump for hags

>> No.30710677

Which hags are shotacons?

>> No.30710731

>>30710677
Foobs.

>> No.30711295
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>> No.30711525

>>30710677
Pochi has drawn a lot of shota stuff. It's bery good.

>> No.30711732
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30711732

>>30710677

>> No.30711806

>>30702237
sugoi

>> No.30711921
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30711921

Just my hag

>> No.30712857
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Lui from Comiket today.

>> No.30714866
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A hag with six pack

>> No.30715723
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Where is mommy? Is she still moving?

>> No.30716777

>>30667104
>>30674674
Backreading makes me think we've been invaded. Some of these takes are fucking atrocious and literally an antithesis against the set standards for hags
>>30696653
>>30714866
Based

>> No.30717801

>>30715723
are those eggs inside fucking eggs?

>> No.30718123

>>30717801
If there's one thing I know about the japs, it's that they love both rice and eggs a little too much.
Charm ANY jap hag INSTANTLY by delivering mass amounts of eggs and rice to their house.

>> No.30719674

>>30718123
I will feed her eggs in order to get to her eggs.

>> No.30720549
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loo

>> No.30720603

>>30652909
>Not self inserting as the chad doing the cucking
Why? NTR is supposed to be a power fantasy, the fantasy of ripping some beta males girlfriend away from him and making her your own

>> No.30720635

>31 years old
Am I too old to be a vtuber

>> No.30720707

>>30649895
>if she's marrying me then i'm going to be the only cock she's taking.
Yeah once a week at most while she pretends to be interested, beta bux.

>> No.30720737

>>30720635
not really
you need to be interesting though

>> No.30720789

>>30720737
what do you find interesting about your favorite cake / hagtubers

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>>30720789
They tend to be more level headed and try harder to make the most of their opportunity than the young ones with little life experience. I like their stories, their commitment to doing a good job and the way their generally much better at getting along with others, again, due to more life experience in working environments.

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>>30720635
A real hag posting here? Delicious

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>>30661898

>> No.30723047

>>30720789
sorry about the late reply
>sex voice (prefer deeper/scratchier voices to squeaky ones)
>interesting zatsus (it's not so much about the topic, but rather the way the story is told i feel)
>singing (one of the indies i follow sings enka very well)
>general enthusiasm towards the game they play (not just playing the fotm)

>> No.30723138

>>30720635
You must face the /hag/ gauntlet to prove that you are indeed a hag

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