/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I think if Kiara actually knew just how many things could be considered ASMR, she might like it a lot more, because I can guarantee she thinks ASMR is all just lewd noises and ear cleaning.

we just can't stop winning, saplingbros

UUUUUUUU

Wish Ina got squats instead...
Now she just won't talk like normal

I wish Fauna would squat on my face

>Ina riding cow fauna
bros...

>all cows are pretty docile right?
I love my mother nature who doesn't know shit about animals...

5 hour check

riding cow fauna...

>>31674887
one of the more creative ways an artist has avoided drawing feet

Is the collab ending soon or is it a 2 hour section?

Fauna...
You've let the Thieves Guild corrupt you...

>>31675334
Fauna said it'd be an hour and a half

How many more times will she forget to call UNO?

>>31675334
It should only last an hour and a half

>>31675386
>>31675407
Thank you

>are we in a timeloop?
Fauna's /here/?

>>31675334
The next stream (debut rewatch) starts in 30 minutes

>I missed Spore
Fuck this

This is how mommyposters sound btw

>"you're not getting the loli"
what did Kiara mean by this?

Fauna, please remove the uwu voice from batsu wheel.

This is gonna encourage even more uuuuuuuu shitposting, fuck me and the 4 other normal saplings

>>31675723
...Mommy says my voice is cute...

>>31675795
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

>>31675723
but mommy said she wiked my voice

>>31675732
She's keeping uwu fauna to herself and no one else

Fuck, I'm just cracking up. Mommyposters were right all along.

>>31675795
>fuck me and the 4 other normal saplings
Careful, Risu might get the wrong idea.

>>31675795
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -EHEM UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>31675795
>fuck me and the 4 other normal saplings
gladly

Kiara, you can't pick from the wheel.
That's why we spin the fuckin' wheel.

>>31676322
Clearly, she CAN.

What the heck is a lip plumper????

>>31676376
>Giga Stacy Valley Girl Fauna
Muh

holy fuck shitbird is obnoxious

Mori squatting (in my face)

MORI
THE FITTEST

evil mommy

>>31676208
Fuck me risuner UUUU take my virginity-UUUUUUUUUUUU

Wtf Fauna isn't going to the gym?

>>31676790
I've seen her. She is not.

I forget a lot of women cant even do one push-up...

>>31676842
She's been talking about trying to go again for a while

>>31676909
Yeah, that's why it felt a bit mean

>>31676973
They have more weight on their upper chest

>>31676842
She wants her legs big and soft for our leafy heads...

>>31676843
So adorable, little sapling~
gimme dat ass

Nanashi mentioned!

quick! post owls while she's not looking!

>>31677396
FAUNANA REAL

>>31676842
She does her exercise with Switch Sports and Ring Fit Adventure, and gets her squats from the Batsu wheel. Remember that vegans tend to be very skinny and not get enough nutrition, so exercise might not help as much as if she had a normal diet, although she should still try to do some cardio when she can. And maybe other stuff besides squats and virtual tennis/soccer.

Test. Heard anons said in the soundpost thread that catbox is down. What did I miss sapkings? Was spore kino?

>>31677606
Entire stream was fun desu, never had any boring moments

I just realized ill miss the outlast part of the stream when I drive to work completely sleepless, sad

>>31677670
Put the stream up on your phone

are you still watching? I think I'm going to end up in the final collab. I hope someone uploads the karaoke torrent

I dropped out, is Mori gone yet? I'd like to continue watching Fauna stream

>>31676072
I was gonna say risuners stopped doing this a while ago but as the original risu poster, you kind of asked for it kek. Anyway I just tuned in so cant wait for the debut reaction. This gonna be good.

>>31677845
You came back right as she did
Are you fauna?

>>31677882
Yes

SHE HAS SOUP
YUMMY SOUP

>>31677670
>>31677606
Don't worry bros. I missed the first two segments, but we can still catch up whatever we miss in the vods. It was nice to be able to catch her live for her anniversary though. 12 hours is a long time, and we got to cheer her on/participate. Don't forget she's gonna have to do superchats for this at some point, so we have that to look forward to as well.

>>31677911
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE'S AT SOUP?

>>31677900
Shout out to me on stream.

It's time for cringekino!

WHO IS THE MANIPULATOR

WHY IS SHE EATING SOUP

chunnikino

gooruh on jackbox later
THE MANIPULATOR

Sanners...

fauna cute

sanananananana

SANA LOVE

>Sana narration
fuck that lazy bitch, having to sour the anniversary for everyone like this

feet

Who?

>My fursona
>FEET
Why is your oshii like this.

>>31678006
I don't want to interrupt the video but I will soon
hint, I'll call you sapling :)

THERE IS IT

>Feet
Did the anon who posted her feet itt ever finish it? it was really good

>>31678242
go fuck yourself

>>31678284
She based.

>>31678242
>SANA HATE
SANA LOVE

Man, this brings back memories. I almost had a heart attack when I heard that "Heeey". Was so happy.

>>31678242
Waste of time go back to /hlg/

>>31678361
>SANA LOVE
SANA HATE

>>31678289
This image always gives me Tails get's Trolled vibes

Fauna cute! Even when she's cringing!

Ahhhhhh Debut Fauna is so cute

D-D-DOUBLE FAUNA

yup she sounds different

She sounds so different.

>>31678455
BOTH, AT THE SAME TIME!
NO BREAKS! NO PROTECTION!

>No one's called you Fauna-Chan
Not even Watame?

>4.54 billion years old
HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX HAG SEX

can this woman stop talking
I can't hear my new oshi

her voice is slightly deeper now, cute

>2 mommies
Bros...

"I feel like I've become more of a goblin. More energetic."

She sounds exactly the same.

I can't believe management are forcing this mandated debut watchalong, it just detracts viewers from the new chubba. I feel bad for Fauna knowing that Fauna is leeching her debut viewership

I cant stop staring at her tits. Forgive me saplings.

This is so much fun.

Present Fauna shutup!!! let me hear past Fauna

>>31678625
My lesbian clone selfcest moms...

I forgot debut Fauna was embarrassed about her exposed feet.

>>31678694
You can listen to past Fauna anytime, now Fauna is temporary.

>>31678648
i understand, they're good tits

A SOGGY MAMA!

>>31678648
She doesn't mind.

>>31678625
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>I'M JADED AND CYNICAL AND DESTROYED
Current fau fau when she embraced her edge side.

>>31678648
Same

Who is this annoying bitch that keeps talking over my wife?

SHE'S EXACTLY THE SAME.
SHE DIDN'T CHANGE AN IOTA.

wtf Shion is her dad??

>>31678625
Caillou?

I wish Fauna would stop talking over Fauna, I'm trying to listen to Fauna's stream not Fauna's

>>31678858
shh
let her pretend

I never noticed how much I like her body language and mannerisms

>I love animals
We know Fauna most vegans usually do, thus the diet...

>tfw starting to have feelings for both faunas at the same time
Does...Does this count as cheating? Is it normal to want both?

The voice is so different, it's a bit crazy. I always think that when I go re-watch old streams, but the contrast is far more apparent here.

Who would win in a fight, Debut Fauna or Gamer Fauna?

>I'm not a competitive person
WHEN WILL THE LIES END

>Ceras "Not Competitive" Fauna

>>31679157
Gamer word Fauna

I hate mushrooms
They're fucking weird

Grasshoppers HATE

>Getting better at playing scary games
RE7 streams were kino, back when roaches became greater than grasshoppers.

GRASSHOPPER HATE
ROACH HATE

me on the left

FAUNA LIVES WITH TWO OLD MEN

>21 year old cat
How the actual fuck is that possible?

Chad clover

>>31679420
yeah, me

>cum inside
>cum outside

>tfw a cat can come inside AND outside whenever he wants
CAT HATE

>>31679425
Oldest I've seen was like 25

Clover is older than most of the posters on /vt/

>>31679483
>>31679491
WE ARE

>>31679537
I'm 37...

jesus the stereo fauna. I can't focus

Fauna is still just as cute as she was during debut, who does she think she is fooling?
Maybe even more now because it's easier to tease her and get more cute reactions out of her.

>>31679616
Pretty young compared to 73, ojisan.

>>31679643
She should do a twin-asmr binaural stream. It would have to be pre-recorded of course, but it would still be kino.

her current mic is a lot better than the one she used on debut

WHY WONT THIS GREEN WOMAN PAUSE TO TALK
I CANT HEAR MY WIFE FAUNA

>she does not think she is cute anymore
Fauner...

Did someone say... bossanova beat?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_qnI1WrlnU

>>31679319
My mushroom taste good

>Fannatics
Just image if that was the name instead of saplings.

>Onlyfauns
kek

>>31679927
What about OnlyFauns

I want fauna to cover some shibayan songs

THEY ARE

>>31679927
anon...

>>31679735
You should look at her birthday merch, there's an asmr audio that's exactly that, and it really good

>Fauna playing with herself on stream
Help, i'm turning into infinitytard

Do you think Fauna has breast envy for Debut Fauna? She already thinks she's cuter so it's not that far off.

>>31680002
teetee~
my new favorite ship

IT'S US

>already tired of past Fauna
THEY HATE EACH OTHER

>>31679986
Theoretically speaking... it's possible to make this tag a thing if, let's say, enough artists agree to use it to show it off Fauna hentai. Plus, Ame and Calli have lewd tags, so it's not 100% impossible. Low probability of making it official but hey, we can do it ourselves.

>>31679118
She became a little more uwu

>>31680016
>Members only name

Oh she did have to send it to be repaired? I wonder how long will that take

Green Wamy sure is cute.

>3.5/5 goals already done
pretty good in comparison to others

Why does present fauna hate past fauna...

>>31680240
Which is the .5?

>>31680246
she's jealous

>billy hatcher
UNDENIABLY BASED

how do you think fauna would react if you grabbed her by the horns? and told her she's your dream?

You got one chance.
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

>>31680274
learning japanese

>>31680277
>>31680246
She's a competitive gamer. She just doesn't like competition.

She was oddly silent about the voice acting goal...

>A little bit clumsy
Understatement of the century

>weekly ASMR

Has she ever played Mario Odyssey on stream?

>>31680427
no

>>31680373
Something in the works
Saplings are in control
Trust the plan
F

I really love her long toenails

>>31679425
Mine was 24 when we had to put it down.

They are so the same person

>look respectfully
...

>>31680381
screen fell over
spilled water on computer
stubbing her toe
punching her mic

Just realized there is no uuuuuu in the debut, what gives?

I love the way she says the word "pink"

>hands
>pedicure

>>31680571
don't forget scoring in her own goal

>>31680629
that never happened

The debut reminds me, do we not talk about the ku100 anymore?

>that zoom
oh my

>>31680584
The uuuuu was the reward to whoever stuck around to watch her next stream

I'm sorry mommy Fauna but I unironically just cringed

>This face is reserved for a special someone
Who did she mean?

MY HEART!!

wait I didn't remember she could blush, has she literally ever used that?

>>31680647
she just talked about it and how she's sending it in for repairs

>>31680738
you know.

>>31680738
It's for Sana since she was RPing as disgusted at Sana

>>31680738
Yeah. Me.

Peekfauna my beloved

Why is Fauna bullying herself?
It's cute.

imagine if she could actually take the coat off, I'd never recover

It's time, bros...

>>31680854
That would actually fucking kill me

>>31680854
If Mumei can, so should her. Hopefully an update happens down the line.

Time for her to cringe at her own singing.

kek fauna is dying

its cute when she goes :o like this

lore part was bad but this

maximum cringe

I wish she busted out the yandere psychological horror more often

>>31680961

>cringing at yandere fauna
nooooooooooooo :(

I remember thinking this part was cringey but in an endearing way. Cute way to incorporate asmr into the debut.

I didn't remember this part was so long

My balls aren't going to last bros...

same energy

Remember when >we called her Ceres

I love binaural asmr so this part was never cringe for me, love this.

The singing however...

Fauna hates Yandere Fauna...
It's over...

Fauna is not cringe, she's cute

wholesome cringe, though i kind wonder what she was thinking doing something this ambitious the first stream

While we are on topic can any oldfag tell me when we switched from /gaia/ to /uuu/?

>>31681183
probably when she started making uuu sounds

>>31681183
almost immediately, first or second week after debut

I don't care if even current Fauna thinks she's cringe, I will always love yandere debut Fauna

>>31681183
Like 1-2 weeks after debut, the poll was like 95% for changing it

>>31681225
>>31681234
>>31681278
I see. Thanks anons

Imagine both at the same time, but with present Fauna jealous/competitive against debut Fauna who is trying her best. You wouldn't survive.

>>31681183
Archive says the last thread titled /gaia/ was on Sep 2, so yeah pretty short order
>>/vt/thread/S9101909

>>31681183
>>9135095

I love all Faunas, this just reaffirmed it

J A D E D

>>31681378
Reading through that thread now feels so weird

>part of her character is the constant hinting at not-seiso. the question is which happens first: the overly aware sex joke or character breaking gamer rage.
kek

The mumei collab really was "mother take his retarded daughter inawoods"

WHO THE HELL IS BAELZ?

Is Fauna worried that Debut Fauna has bigger breasts than her? Maybe she thinks she's endanger of going back to Medium tier.

>>31681680

>>31681680
Balls.

WE BELONG TO MOMMY

CRINGEKINO
DEBUT FAUNA LOVE
PRESENT FAUNA LOVE

TIER LIST HATE

>tier lits

I miss debut Fauna

HER WATER BROKE

>>31681910
What kind of tier list is this?

I decided to be a faunatic from now on. later losers.

I love her so much

>>31681910
Upvoted!!

Why is 90 minutes of the schedule tier lists

IM A SPROUT

>"Hello my little sprouts! It's so good to see you again~"
>Instant erection
We live in the wrong timeline

>>31678842
It makes me a little sad that she says this. I don't see it at all, but maybe it kind of reveals how she feels inside. I think a year of being an internet public figure would take a toll on anyone

I hope that background gets a night-version at some point. It would look nice with some night-lighting.

what does she do with her microphones ?

>>31682152
Don't forget all the stuff that happens behind the scenes too. It's probably stressful being an idol.

Huh, today is also 11 month since her membership opened

miitopia when?

Debut Fauna was right when she said she doesn't have good memes

>>31682284
lube in ears

>it's been a year
saplings.... where does time go

>>31682152
millennials just doomerpost as a basic social currency anon, dont think too much about it

>>31682284
turns out they don't respond well to being soaked in kirin sap

GurAmeRys bros...

>>31682602
I lost

Im going to maccas, you guys want anything?

she gaslit herself into being a mum
holy shit

mommyposters btfo

Fauna is "we have food at home" she really is a mommy.

Fauna, the only thing you'd eat at mcdonalds is the lettuce, pickles, and ketchup.

>>31682725
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

moomer would make children sad on purpose

>>31682899
i bet mother owl did that to her as a child. could all of her tendencies be mommy issues?

>>31682762

>>31682967
no she's just mega based

>>31682967
she really does have mommy issues I think

>>31682762
Vegans can't eat fries?

mommy fauna getting impatient with the kids

she's going insane due to the chat's lack of neurons

>>31683098
mcdonalds fries are cooked in lard

>>31683104
B-But the coffee...

is this mcdonalds tierlist the first one she's done today? i stepped away for a minute when she went to go refill her water

>>31683098
I think fries are fried in oil, which sometimes gets used with the meat I think. Unless they only use vegetable oil for the fries

>>31683133
non halal ?

>>31683133
they're cooked in vegetable oil. i wish they were cooked in lard. some dipshit back in the 90s activist'd for it. now america is unhealthy because vegetable oil is death

Mumei is twice as rotten on the inside. Fauna has been deceived.

>>31683133
That's what they used to do, now it's cooked in vegetable oil but still has beef seasoning. Basically the worst of both worlds.

>>31683104
What little neurons I have are already activated

>>31683190

>>31683190
Fauna has been inside of Mumei, she'd know best

>>31683133
just googled this
>they used to fry them in beef fat
wtf bros I can't believe i missed out

>>31683166
yeah she only started a few minutes ago

>>31683229
Fuck i’m going to cum….

Where the hell is this going?

mysterioiuous

she's having a stroke

guys what the fuck is "chuuni" ?

>>31683299
Don't you dare, I'm about to cum too and if it happens at the same time thats gay

nobody in holoEN is really a chuuni

>>31683408
The cute autistic fantasy larper

Mori was here
Fauna is a loser

>>31683408
This guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNPK6DzQCzY

>>31683408
Hello based ironic weeb

>>31683408
the chuuni exams from Naruto

>>31683408

Childhood friend NTR

>>31683483
ok thanks man I see now
girl cute asf tho I lost twice

THIS CHART IS SO WRONG I AM IRRATIONALLY ANGRY

>>31683420
You have no choice anon… now cum!

>>31683408
There's literally a whole anime on it

Why is she always so wrong with these charts? Every god damn time.

She's just placing them randomly and then making up an explanation

>>31683643
NOOOOOOO

>>31683691
and that's why she's so based

I wish Sana was my childhood friend.

>>31683688
Farming that free engagement

Fauna...

Sana doesn't deserve to be here

>>31683896
Who? Never heard of her. :)

>>31683896
>SANA HATE
SANA LOVE

I'm not actually sure what the mysterious transfer student archetype is meant to be

Where are the guys? They're HoloEn...

>>31683976
lmao
>lmao
lmao

>>31683967
She literally gave an example, like homura.

>>31683692
Monmy needs her seed for her garden, sapling.

>>31683976
HolostarsEN

>>31683976
>NTR LOVE
NTR HA- ok wait actually I love NTR, but not like this.

>>31684081
They all fall under Hololivepro English
https://twitter.com/hololivepro_en?lang=en

>>31684068
no...

ok this is the last tier list lol lets move on after this please

>>31684207
Shes hitting 17k, this is what people want

Calli - Ghost
Kiara - Fire/Flying
Ina - Psychic/Dark
Gura - Water/Fighting
Ame - Poison
Bae - Dragon?
Mumei - Flying/Dark
Kronii - Steel
Fauna - Grass/Bug
Sauna - Rock
IRyS - Fairy/Dark

>>31684068

>>31684273
fauna hates bugs

>>31684273
>implying owls are birds

Can it still be called rape if I have absolutely no objections to Fauna doing it to me

>>31684352
Owls still fly just like birds, idiot.

>>31684273
Sorry, I mean Ame should be Ground/Poison.

Ame is normal type

Calli - Ghost
Kiara - Fire / Flying
Ina - Dark
Gura - Water
Ame - Steel / Elec
Bae - Dragon
Mumei - Normal / Dark
Kronii - Ice
Fauna - Grass / Fairy
Sana - Dragon / Rock
HiRys - Dark / Fairy

>>31684373
they're bug type

if she doesn't make Bae electric I'm stabbing someone

>>31684176
Hololive and Holostars are still considered separate groups, even if both operate under hololive production.

Bae is electric because rodent

Fauna...

Boom Boom

>>31684440
welp, looks like we are safe

>>31684203
>>31684289
Mmm nice…

>>31683229
>>31683643
>>31684068
Mommy please... no more... I don't have any more sap... please... uuuuuuuuuuuu...

>>31680724
why?

>>31684273
I mostly agree, except:
Ame - Normal/Ground
Bae - Normal/Dark
Kronii - Steel/Psychic
Fauna - Grass/Fairy

>>31684571
uhoh

>>31684706
At least Poison/Ground. She has her Watson Concoctions.

>>31684687
What’s wrong sapling? You wouldn’t dissapoint mommy? Would yoUUU?

DO THE BOOB TIER LIST FAUNA

>>31684806
I-... *sniff*
Okay mommy... I can... I can keep going...
One... last... s-squeeb...

>>31684806
Holy shit

>Fauna realized the tier list part of the stream was getting old fast
>"Do power rankings!"
shut up chat

>lore power ranking
Ina
Sana
Kronii
Calli
Bae
Fauna
Kiara
Mumei
Gura
HiRys
Ame

ez

>>31684876
Good! I want it thick and nice for my garden. Go ahead my dear, sapling. Give it your best shot!

>>31684806
Good lord!
Stop before I destroy my cock and balls.
I'm gonna be shooting blanks if this keeps up

> Reminder to hide, ignore, and report grasshoppers and their bait, saplings.

Sana/Kronii
Bae
Fauna/Calli
Ina/Mumei
IRyS
Gura/Kiara
Ame

>>31684987
It's... It's not coming out! I can't... uuu...
It hurts so bad, mommy... I'm feeling dizzy...

ina is an old one wtf

>>31684953
I'd put Sana and Kronii on the same level.

Gura is above Fauna.
Irys is above Mumei.

Amelia is the weakest, but has hax abilities to kill people stronger than her.

>>31685012
>Everybody I do not like is a grasshopper

>>31685106
Ina is just a normal human girl.

>>31685068
C’mere, sapling. *nursing hanjob*
B-Better!?

yeah, this is definitely the last tier list
its starting to get silly, we could be arguing about this all day and not decide on where to put everyone

I don't know what's more cringe, lore or whatever these "people" are doing

Sana/Kronii
Ina
Mori/Kiara
Fauna
Bae
Gura IRyS
Mumei Ame

We're starting to lose her.

how much for this NFT?

>>31685252
>whatever these "people" are doing
ERP

Pixel art Fauna looks sad

You can probably make map art of this

>>31685252
Just report and move on.

gn saplers

>>31685203
Ma'am... what the hell are you doing to that child?

Her water broke?!

>>31685339
Report for what?
Go to literally any other thread on this board and you'll see infinitely worse shit.
No matter how you cut it, saplings are all a bunch of fucking babies. You especially.

Imagine the hot steamy stream of piss coursing thru her urethra

The coomers are angry

>>31685416
Stop.

Why is wide fauna such a tease?
Look at her swaying back there

>>31685541
I deny any association with that person.

>>31685409
She’s teaching him how not to touch women

>>31685578

>>31685473
Just move to the horny thread

>>31685664
Every thread is a horny thread.

Fauna there's still 30 minutes to kill. Start up GOI.

>>31685664
You're seriously going to tell me that /who/, /HiRys/, /∞/, Ame's thread, Kiara's thread, literally any other holo thread on this board never has anything weird or sexual in them?

>>31685664
>S-Stop it! Stop talking about sex! We need to talk about the stream!

>>31685842
He wasn't debating that. We, specifically, do not want what you specifically are doing to be here specifically.

>>31685842
Reading reps

>>31685958
That sucks. Anyway.

liking girls in suits is super gay
also they're hot as fuck

dont sexualize my mommy uuuuu

>>31685842
It's fine once in a while and when the thread is dead, but we're watching the stream right now and it's a busy day so it's kinda weird

>>31686075
The stream right now is literally a zatsudan. What are we SUPPOSED to be talking about right now? Clowns?

>>31685958
Just ignore it, butthurt retard, everyone else is having fun

>>31686075
Are you watching the stream or the thread?

>>31686039
swap pants for black business skirt and stockings (or no stockings) and then we're golden.

I fucking love clowns.
Sex with every clown in fiction

>>31686039
Depends on the girl and depends on the suit

>>31686176
Poruka and also Oruka <3

The fatigue is setting in

>>31685943
unironically this. literally no one else wants your shitty self-replying ERP. join discord with that one futafag if Fauna's stream is too boring for you.

>>31686176

for me it's zombies

>>31686317
Corpses stink, no thanks.

>>31686317
Corpses stink, yes please.

>>31686302
>self-replying ERP
Dur hur, nice comeback retard

>>31686176
https://files.catbox.moe/fhl31b.mp3

For me, it's Succ.

Twitards, like retards

imagine smell of zombie farts when it all fermented so long inside

>>31686302
Which do you think is better?
>Saplings pretending to be crybabies
>Saplings actually being crybabies

>>31686507
I know the smell it's one of the worst things I've ever smelled